Teleporting Tea - Slovakia country review
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2018
- Boris returns to Slovakia through the power of teleportation tea.
Bratislava bring many tourist attractions like.. A castle. Traffic. A man with a saw trying to get a bike from the street.
Previous Slovakia country review video:
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"the streets are full of colorful people!"
*guy stealing bike*
it's colourful...Americans...
@@edoardoscp9274 I think the PC term is colored-americans.
He is not stealing bike, he just lost the key
@@m.m.3248 so that's why the security guard did nothing.
@@marschallblucher6197 exactly. They knew, what was going on.
Just Boris filming a guy stealing a bike.
Славс are born for it
Ikr
In front of the castle
That is OUR bike ☭
Yeah is my country.🤔🇸🇰
5:00 notice how the stack of alcohol-free beer is completely untouched. That's how you know you are in a slavic country
I think it's safe to say *European country. Europe is an alcoholic continent.
In America the non-alcoholic beers would be used for target practice.
Who the fuck drinks alcohol free beer??
@@raku8349 People who like the taste of beer but still need to drive home afterwards. Other than that, can't think of anyone
@@Azelheart1 eh fair enough
13:54 On lid it says "Smetana ke šlehání", which means "Whipping cream". That's not Sour cream, that's for cooking! :D
Next time look for "Zakysaná smetana". That's the one you want c:
Tá modrá (z firmy rajo) nie oranžová. Na oranžovej je aj napísané že 33% 😂
Stealing bike in front of Slovakia House of Parliament( *Gone normal* )
you know, its is quite accurate xD
guy stealing bike is just following the example of parliament members
I live in Slovakia and help its normal xd
Parlamient = prison
Ja
Boris bread in Slovakia is not assault weapon
it is siege weapon, tool to open doors, of vadim's house
Or for French army :)))
BANDVIT Romania ios The French use Baguettes as swords
The bleed red wine
They use croissants as throwing knives
And steal a bike
THIS IS how you perform a siege correctly! You arm the sieging forces with enough supplies, so the besieged run out of supplies first! Too many times in these medieval slavic countries sieges were lifted cos the supps ran out
I would seriously watch an entire youtube channel of Boris just visiting countries and thier supermarkets, He somehow makes it both entertaining and informative.
Those double names on products are two different languages: Czech and Slovak. "smotana" is Slovak word and "smetana" is Czech word.
I gave this Like only because it had 68 likes
@@stronk_muffin9701 I didn´t give it a like because it has 69 likes
@@undyne_5050 well done, gamer
@Jakuuub You can still be friends after you split up 😁
@jakuuub why make two separate packages for the same product when you can just simply put both names on just one package ?
Boris: I only want local products
Also Boris: *buys hungarian sausage*
Biztos finom xd
@@0iq451 AZ biztos
Hungarian salami kicks ass tho.
@Gasko Gaskovich Niewiemm
@Dusib hol?
Thank you, Boris, for upgrading my vocabulary. Car spoilers will now be referred to as Babushka's jam shelves.
Haha- Same
Boris: "Beer for 39 cents? What is this, Czech republic?"
Well, yes, but actually no.
Jako skoro 😀😂. Nebo ještě nedávno Československo 🇨🇿🇸🇰.😪
Štefan Solčianský 😂😂
and what about "Well, no, but actually was."
Takový to když vysočina je z česka a boris:slovakian salam vysočina XDD
it is czech repubic but it isnt
I live in Slovakia, and my friend lives in the house on the start (the green one) :D
A ja žijem v Bratislave :) tak ahoj
Hen ďalší slovák cs
@@Flippyyy_ cs??? Čo to znamena
@@pigeon8985 cs je proste skratka na čau alebo namiesto cs sa niekedy používa aj cc alebo čus a tak
@@Flippyyy_ neni cs skratka čus ? ja nwm :D
Opa! 🤙
DJ Blyatman hehe tell him to come to Romania next time please
Btw NEED MORE HARDBASS POWER
DJ Blyatman good representacion bro
you learn something new every day
I know that, u are my slovakian brother, konecne slovan
I lost it at that guy trying to steal the bike. Like wtf man?
normal day in slovakia XD
Modderrama! How do u know?
Firedash Pyrofox that guy is stupid
Edit: oh wait it was fake I was wrong
And in daylight, with a security guard
Regular day in Slovakia Security fear people
I went to Finland for 3 days because I needed to get my visa renewed in a neighbouring country. After 4 hours of roaming around Helsinki, I just went to the store and bought a boat load of sausages, beer, bread, cheese and mayonnaise. I just chilled in my hotel room for 2 days with this stuff, along with a few takeaways. On the 3rd day, I just repeated this process, and got on a flight back at night. Best holiday ever.
Amazing, literally did same in France on atlantic cost small city. Landed there, went to Carefur (equivalent of Tesco / Lidl) bought big bag of food and spent time in airnbnb with ocean view for a week to only travel back at night.
Anyone else from Slovakia just staring at him putting Jesienka on bread?.
Me mate . I thought I was the only one who was English and from Slovakia
Yep
....Yeah.
Yeah that was painfull to watch
jsem čecháček ale ty vole XD
I feel that, Boris had just witnessed a level 100 sneak theif
@@RobertLutece909 Or stealing cloths from guards by "Pick *Pocketing* "
@@marschallblucher6197 that happened afterwards, but unfortunately Boris went already away.
@@marschallblucher6197 turned their pockets so inside out that everything came with it
it's a superslavic skill to see these, most people go by never noticing this. But i guess after years of experience of robbing bandits and chasing sneaky bears out of your trash bin levels up this battlefield awareness skill
I like how Boris is laughing at the car in the garage. Except the fact that car is actually from Prague
Actually some Slovaks have car from Czech Republic or at least they pretend to have to save money.
*Except
Pardon cože ? 😂😂
@@p2wsquad Prostě mít auto hlášený v Česku vyjde levněji a lépe, než na Slovensku.
5:45 you can hear "everybody was kung fu fighting" and I was laughing so hard.
"Are there rats with knives in this apartment?!" absolutely killed me. Thank you, Boris.
I am Russian and my neighbor's name is actually Vadim
My neighbor's name is igor and other neighbor naked slovana and you might know why people call her that hehe
im latvian and every other neighbor is named vadim or igor or vadislav
Vadim blyat...
My neigbour is a syrian immigrant i swear to god hes shouting in arabic everyday
Gamers Strike Try to scream back at him in the language you know the best.Let's observe his reaction.
"Ne alko, ne thank you."
Love it 😂
Someone: **makes a video About slovakia**
Slovaks: H E L L O
Ahoj
Ahoj
Ahoj ako sa mas?
Hello how are you?
(Insert Other Languages Here)
Ale čau.
Ahoj
He held the sour cream in his hand and PUT IT BACK poor Boris xD
Boris, if you want to buy sour cream in Slovakia (or Czech republic, the same), it needs to be "zakysaná smetana/ kyslá smotana". The one you bought is for making whipped cream.
скажи просто сметана, чё ты паришься
kyslá smotana
Zakysanka XD Mňa mojí kamaráti tak volajú
It’s also used for soup in Poland
He bought wrong sour cream in hungary as well. Xd
That guy is stealing that bike so casually. :)
Maybe he just lost his keys?
I doubt he is stealing it
Its the traditional way to lock your bike in Bratislava
if the guard can see him and did nothing propably it's his use brain
Karad 98 I don't that many there just casually carrying metal cutting saw.
When I steal bikes I try to be causal so I don't get caught. I pretend it's my bike
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: blyatislavia
no.
no more No one, Me:
memes
please
No one
Me 1% on a phone 📱 ah shit
@@nordin.munteanu theyre the best comment section memes
Super
Ale neeee, prečo máš iba 6 likeov?
Ten název tvého účtu mi něco říká xd stejně jako že ten hrad byl pouze zrekonstruován... Ze základů
"are there rats with knife in this apartment?!"
Vadim?
*angry vadim noises*
No jasné ti krysí té zabijí lol. (The rats will kill kill you lol)
Is just vadim
*INGREDIENTS:*
*- SUPER*
*- KRÉM*
Like what more do You need to to know?
Greetings from Serbia 🇷🇸 to my all my fellow slavic brothers and sisters❤️
@@richard.0 🇸🇰🇷🇸
@@Nfzcf Братья 🇷🇺♥️🇷🇸♥️🇸🇰
Aj pozdrav brate iz Bosne
slavs best
@@Artishtar Albanian troll detected
Definitely go to the super market when you travel!
It's the best way to see what the locals are buying and eating!
Kudos for those country review videos, really fun to watch!
Ne Alko...ne thank you...oooh I almost fell from laughing 😂😂😂
That's what 5 yr old kids drink here 😂
@@tomato_6681 True
What happened to the Gopnik... liberating... that bike?
Skyrimpersonified probably nothing 🤷🏼♀️
He gets elected in next term..
Legend says he is still sawing through the chain.
He got shot with AK-47
The legend says that he’s still going
this is the best review of my country i ever saw,
why am i only seeing this now youtube algorithm?
I am from 🇸🇰 ...
thank you for visiting us 👌
>Boris buys "Big Boss" license plate
> *Kept you waiting,huh?*
I get it XD
Fucks sake yes actually! I was waiting for someone with a big boss acc to say this since I first saw the video
Boris, if you want to visit a true Slovak store, next time visit Coop Jednota, but idk if there is one in Bratislava, maybe in smaller towns🤔
FEF there is one in Stupava, a city near bratislava
V BB ich je veľa
Jednotu na Vychodze všudzy najdzeš
In BA there is YEME, it's ours.
@@ArtstersRecords keby prisiel do YEME tak mu odpali dekel, podla toho co za sracky nakupil v Kauflande, tak by to pre neho mohlo byt zivotu nebezpecne :D
Parents: **leaves the house**
Me 0.0000001 Seconds later: 13:41
Ok coomer
Eyyy Same Doing Comrade
Ok coomer
[Inhale] "Ay blyat..."
your relationships not gonna last long
Boris, you're living the life blin. I'm a late subscriber but man do I love this backlog.
Not seeing anyone explain the smetana mystery, I'll give it a go:
Smotana - Slovakian spelling
Smetana - Czech spelling
(Kunín is a Czech company selling product in both countries, so the packaging is bilingual)
Smetana? Cream. (all kinds of cream, hence your mistake)
Smetana na šlehání? Cream for whipping (NOT whipped cream! Whipped cream that's already whipped = šlehačka)
Zakysaná smetana = sour cream
Vysočina = czech product
Omg. Thank you for explaining. I also once bought in slovakia, instead of sour cream, liquid cream.
@@evitakrevneva551 there are two types of smota: kyslá smotana - the normal sour cream and smotana na varenie - smotana for cooking or as you can see - liquid cream :D
Jsem jediný Čech tso má Mexické taťka lol, jenom ze bydlím v Americe
Ooh, sour cream! Do you eat baked potatoes in your country?
Thx for visiting Slovakia again my Slavic brother
I miss hard breads. Ya know, the stuff you have to dunk in liquids to chew. That's the kind of bread that's great for things like Italian Beef sandwiches, which bring their own liquids and melt weaker breads.
This is a travel video after my own heart. ✈🎥😍The first time I visited a grocery store in a distant land (Medellín, Colombia), my friends there were getting impatient with me, because I wanted to stop and check out all of the mysterious fruits and vegetables in the produce section that I had never seen back home (¿limón mandarino?, ¿guanábana?, ¡¿tomate de árbol?!), and they just wanted to grab a couple of things and get out. That's one of the advantages of traveling alone; you can take your time exploring new things that you find interesting but that bore your friends to tears. I love watching your travels videos and hope you make many more.
When he approaches the parliament, he immediately gets a sense of something he has to steal.
have to rob back what was yours at one point :D steal from thieves?
The man steeling the bike though good job Boris excellent video and good review
The best thing to watch while being drunk after whole day sitting in home and then going on the night shift. I'm still questioning myself how do I grammar when I should be sleeping like two hours ago xD
“Small sprinkle of mayonnaise” as he covers the whole slice
Mayonez*
It's BratiSLAVa
Wow thank me country city name
bratiSlAVa and SLAVakia
Ba-dum-tss
BratisLOVER
And original name is PreSLAVa
Coop jednota, Is pretty much the most Slovak shop
Je I know those commercials
Ja pametam tie reklami
Agro, Kraj, Coop jednota..
Sintra
Coop jednota is old... better is lidl, sintra, kaufland...
@@petervykoupil2218 lidl and kaufland are german
Boris in the supermarket is exactly how I felt when I was living in Republic of Georgia in 2001 (working for an NGO) and I visited a Batumi supermarket for the first time after 6 months. "Absolut Vodka? Frozen pelmeni? Swiss chocolate? What wizardry is this?"
Ok, I started watching your videos (after hearing 2000 times Slav King) and I'm loving your content, man :D
Greetings from Argentina, a south-western spy ;)
As a Slovak, I find this really funny
m1drange me too acctually
My family is from Slovakia. Thanks was fun.
i am from poland and i still find him very amusing
Same lol
Especially the guy stealing the bike. (I am Czech... its not very different :P )
7:41 smetana is in Czech and smotana is in Slovakia
Ivan Kakadu Smetana is in Slovene as well
i agree but that is chzech cuz (i think) its made in czech rep.
smotana in bulgarian is and idiot girl
And I thought Smetana was a musician... :D
Smetana=Cream, Zakysana=Sour. If you buy only "smetana" you don't get "zakysana smetana". It's that simple.
Thank you for the video! I havent laughed this hard in ages.
3:20 Me whenever I see a car with a spoiler.
Well it is car from Prague xd
"Good job, good job comrade, and just outside of the castle, no doubt
and here is security guard, and that is the house of parlament..."
XD
I just broke
I wonder if that lock also did.
"Maybe I should help"
3:01 čakaaaj ferkoo xD
@Kiss-Horváth Ferenc yes it is name
Xddd ferkooo
naozaj sa voláš Kromka? milé
She said Wait Ferko
@@lester8545 nope. František this time ;)
I love how this whole video is him buying and eating food, yet we still watched it
Just re watching this video as we are stuck in lockdown and Boris commentary of the guy stealing the bike is comedic gold 😀 👍 🤣🤣🤣
"Maybe I should go and help" 😂
ROMANIA. We may not have slavic ethnicity but our culture has a lot of slavic influence. We all like Placinta(Blin), Kompot, Smetana, etc.
Clatite (blin)
What lives in romania
...stays in romania
Ou Slovak national dish halusky requires a type of cheese called bryndza. Apparently the word come from your brânză.
@@jarnovanderwal4071 Romanians...
I can truly say that Edinburgh does have mayonnaise ice cream but it’s the British style of mayo so it’s slightly different but it would be interesting to see a travel guide to a non Slavic country just replace Gopniks with chavs kvass with larger and vodka for whisky
Edinburgh for the cuisine and Glasgow for the neds. What will happen if Boris gets on the Buckfast?
The most epic intro I've ever seen
You are right, Boris. I got it, when You started shopping and go for local things. Thats experiencing country.
I have to make it a routine with every trip from now on. Cheers.
Smetana is Czech, Smotana is Slovak. It's whipping cream. It even says right on there. "Ke šlehání"/"na sľahanie" means "for whipping". If you want sour cream you have to look for "(Za)kysaná smetana"/"kyslá smotana".
3:02 *ČAKAJ FERKO!* *F E R O !*
Toho som si nevšimol :D
To bola mama mojho spolužiaka 😂
Ferko má ťažko v piči ...
Top :D
Ten aquapark je v Senci tam bývam :D
6:33 i spilled my coffee
slovakia: *exists*
german store companies: helo
If you looking for a Slovak grocery shop you need to go to "JEDNOTA"
5:45 *gasp* he didn't actually teleport?!
I feel betrayed...
Greetings from Slovakia Comrades!
Love from Germany Tovarisch.
Nazdar Slav Brother
DJ F4CT čus! 😀
William Krasnador Tschau 😊 und danke schön
Timotej Janovec greetings from Croatia my fellow slav
Next time buy "ZAKYSANÁ SMETANA". I think it will do...
ne
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Kyslá Smotana, but close enough 😂 (zakysana smetana is czech)
"I've done nothing but teleport *tea* for the past three days"
Go to Berlin, specially the east Berlin to look out for Slavic leavings.
he already did
J. Borowski i was in berlin from 13 of july to 17 of july
yeah,deutschland ist das beste land
night crawler Nope, Russland beste
night crawler Das ist die Nichtwahrheit
Weird is, that from all country reviews, Slovakia is the smallest and he made three videos about it
:D
Biggest in spirit
Walk out the door! It's a Slaw country. You can make a thousand videos about it :D
It's because of the tatra tea
pretoze je slovak ? :D
@@demodca je rus alebo estonec, povedal to v jednom videu, len nie ktore z tych dvoch
2:50
I hope you liked Aquapark Senec comrade
Nice to record this favorite touristic place in my hometown
And yes
I will always stay cheeki breeki
Ahoj from Slovakia, LOVE your videos
Mega vedia pobaviť😄
You've bought "smetana ke šlehání" it is for making whipped cream by whiping it. Or it can by use for sauces to give them more smooth taste and texture. Sour cream is "zakysaná smetana" and have around 13% of fat ;)
Just to clear up, "smetana ke šlehání" and "zakysaná smetana" are Czech terms. In Slovak, they are called "smotana na šľahanie" and "kyslá smotana" respectively.
41% - Go to Serbia
39% - Go to Romania
11% - Go to ...., some irrelevant stuff or comments about the video
this gets updated once in a while
Don't call em that people will get triggered (not me)
iGotPixelated meanwhile..
there are 277 mentions of Serbia, 181 mentions of Croatia, 124 mentions of Slovenia, and 80 mentions of the rest of ex Yugoslav countries.
So Romania is mentioned 268 times.. that's second next to Serbia, certainly not 60% and 30% _"some yugoslav country"?_ more like..
65% - Go to _"some yugoslav country"_
25% - Go to Romania
10% - other beautiful countries..
lukStSerb thanks 👌
Excelent video 👍❤🤓
I love the fact the kung of fight is playing in the background
"I've done nothing but teleport tea for 3 days"
why you always comment before i can?
Boi I was before
Justin Y. JUSTIN LEAVE ME ALONE
SO I AM CONFUSION. Why u fast everytim. EGGSPLAIN.
Justin Y. If you have no intention to watch the video or you arent interested in it and youve just came here to shitpost you can kindly fuck off
"Now these, are tourists. They wear colourful clothes, and speak strange languages. Try to avoid"
Wait....
Boris really out here criticizing other tourist for colorful clothing while wearing a bright fucking yellow jacket
It was a joke chill dude
Even when I am a tourist, I agree
I love ur edit
So wrong Boris!!! You took "butter" without reading percentage of fat!. In Eastern countries it is never 100%...
This was Boris to Boris.
🇧🇬
it is usually 81 or 88 in Canada
I once had Spanish "50% less fat" butter. They just mixed it with water. XD
Maslo is everything higher of 82% acc. to norm.
In Slovakia we have sour cream and sweet sour cream the sweet is for making whip cream or šľahačka as we call it.
slahacka je uplne bez chuti :DD
...and also the stuff for cooking "Smotana na varenie".
I am Slovak so this lights up my day
I love you Boris that u made this vid.
I currently Live in Slovakia,Komarno.
Maybe visit Sometimes. -Laci
You could've chosen from many brands of slivka and you went with Klasik :D I hope your body recovered
Nejaký Slovak??
Jaaaa
Anooo
ja
Da
Ja
_In mother russia, you dont consume Tatra Tea_
_Tatra tea consumes you_
Wolver Derp :P
Not funny
Lol.
In American history,
The astronauts landed on the moon.
But in soviet Russian history,
The moon landed on them.
*In mother russia, vodka drinks you*
Bricks from Mars
Stop
Ollie Cheung
Please stop. Not funny
3:20 What is this? Babushka's jam shelf or what?"
hahaha that got me
Always a weird feeling watching this from the other end of the street that kaufland is on
Boris, I made 10 kids in my school start watching your channel. Stay Cheeki Breeki!
Thin White Duke nice job
that sure is a lot of Kids
doing god's work
5:43 Was not expecting this music in a Slovakian store
Lol
XD,everything possible in slovakia
True
the best chanel on youtube my comarades
Its good to see Boris reviewing capital city of my country
Teleporting gopniks?. That explains alot.
Siberia Review 😀❤️😁
You mean serbia
Janicije Petrovic no
Damian Skrzypczak you are correct
No Siberia Russia
Janicije Petrovic Siberia, no Serbia 🇷🇸 😀
Im glad you visited my country its butiful here
love you video