Slav school of driving - driving instructor Boris
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- Slav school of driving with driving instructor Boris
Part 2: • Slav school of driving...
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This is Boris showing basics of learning how to drive. Slav style. Here with student Anatoli we go through basic exercises like:
Learning the car
Taking off
Reverse parking
Parallel parking
Slalom
The getaway
Background music:
uamee - HOUSE OF THE RISING BLIN
• uamee - HOUSE OF THE R...
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem - Jak na to + styl
Driving instructor: wow you are really good! Where did you learn to drive?
Me:
От русского парня 😂
-Ну меня научил Борис
-Твой отец?
-Ага и ещё где-то пары миллионов человек 😅
From the finest ever
My instructor was not much different. He and I would bring rakija to driving lessons and taste them while driving.
Wait
**BORIS IS A CAR GUY????**
I'm amazed how frightened Anatoli manages to look without us being able to see his face. Give that man extra semechki
Lol
I thought i was the only one think like that lol
Me too 🤣
Don't forget Boris's Cameraman dude 😂
@@sariaf.m. sergi
I just love how they both broke character when the gear shift knob got ripped off, the reaction is too pure
"SAMIR, YOURE BREAKING THE CAR" didnt see that coming
Triple caution
SAMIR LISTEN TO MY CALLS I BEG OF YOU
Shud up! Do not tell me how to drive!
Hahah im glad someone else got that reference
Whos Samir?
Petition to have Anatoli in more videos
He's just too pure, what a good boy
I think he's in the military or something, so he's not usually around to be in videos
Lazy and Useless Footage
*_🅱️ossibly._*
boi*
you mean samir
he is like alexei
RIP alexei
Anatoli: *Ripps of the gear knob*
Boris: 'Samir, you're breaking the car"
Fucking amazing reference XD
I lost it for 15 minutes
I had to pause and look at the comments for people that spotted it, this reference is just gold!
What is the reference?
TRIPLE CAUTION STAY CENTER lol
@@javidfarzaliyev2549 just search for "samir youre breaking the car", can't miss it
Americans: we drive on right side
British: we drive on left side
Indians and Russians: ROAD IS ROAD!
True
True
True
I laughed so hard haha thank your for this.
Lol. Can confirm.
"YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR, SAMIR"
yes. this was a good reference.
I thought it is Anatoli :(
@@froggy9606 it's from another video
@@cocoproductions3645 what video?
Now that's a reference
You must listen to my calls
Best student-teacher relationship when it's both of your first time driving.
I'm laughimg when the car hit the wall😂🤣
"you ruin this beautiful soviet wall" 😅🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine Anatoli quietly saying"Idk how to drive" with you as a passanger
mfw moment
Me: ah its alright its not the first time i heard that
_"WHAT YOU LEAVE BRAIN AT HOME?!"_
That's my German teacher whenever I forgot my homework
:') good memories !
He was actually a good teacher
I got a Phil swift ad to work at flex seal/flex tape why is this here?
Russian and ukrainian teachers always say that when u forget homework
@@broadday_3420 lmao
Showed this vid to my dad who got his license in 1993 Lithuania. He told me that it wasn't really much different...
I'm now at the finish line of obtaining my driving license and it's much different. The "city driving" exam is not easy, especially in my city with population about 2 millions(many cars, traffic's mad sometimes). Plenty of people pass city driving exam on fourth-sixth try, I failed 2 times and I'm waiting for my third try at the moment.
Daniel Bierne take your test in a less populated town
@@danielbierne7284 he's talking about 1993 Lithuania
Not wherever you are from and nowadays
@@Minienz89 I see. Just saying.
@@danielbierne7284 Well duh.. I took it first try around where I live which is not bad on average people need 2-3 tries here.
Currently taking driving lessons, my teacher will be impressed with these new slav skills
I actually have a pic of my daughter squatting in the middle of a US Interstate during a traffic Jam.
Lisa Dominick True Slav!
@@Arwindor she is.. well 50% Slav. We were bored.. stuck in 1 place for 3 hours....
We will be watching your career with great interest.
Me too.I think he will be surprised !
You can actually hear how genuine that Boris laugh was at around 5:08 when the gear stick broke, it warms my heart 😆
3:26 as a Russian, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Western spy mirror.
Vladimir Putin PUTIN SENPAI СУКА БЛЯТЬ
СУКА БЛЯТЬ
Thought that's an Italian thing
I thought that everyone is teaching that way lol
I laughed so hard when he just straight up ripped out that mirror xD
My 3 favorite parts:
1: Boris ripping out the back view mirror
2: “...if car has automatic transmission, then you do what I do: You run, you run fast”
3: Anatoli ripping out the stick shift knob
All three made me laugh and made me glad to have Boris back, we missed u
retrowave man you forgot the squat session and the pizdec with the mercedes label.
All three are called slavlom
3:14
Nobody:
Slav driving instructors:
*FEEL THE POWER OF VASYA*
5:09
their laughs are adorable i-
Boris - Vasya! Your car is in good hands.
Anatoli - *IMMEDIATELY BREAKS TRANSMISSION STICK*
It's a gear shift not a transmission stick lmfao
“Transmission stick”
@@spartacussmith7070 that's how western spies call it. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM, BLYAT?
5:09
I watched this video then took my drivers test...
They gave me my license and the driving school!
Communism 100 bylat
@@ImIGotHacked3Times OUR driving school Komrade!
Blyatiful
lol
C O M M U N I S M : 1 0 0
So a passing grade requires beating the current world record.
That's because he will be driving drunk
yep, I had my licence same way.
This is literally how slavs drive.
100% accurate
This summer in theaters near you, starring Boris and Anatoli:
Gone in 16 seconds
Ahh, I got that reference
Gone is 60 second got nothing with this one
*"But remember comrade. Maybe in... maybe you are in friends car and it have automatic transmission."*
"Then you do what I do."
"You run."
_"You run fast!"_
🤣🤣🤣
**Capitalism Detected**
Oh
lmao
Boris: Drive!!!!
Anatolij: .....
Boris: talking on the phone*
Anatolij: BYLYAT, the stick is moving!!! 5:09
I am going to be 18 in a few months and I feel prepared and excited for the driving test now.
Everybody gangsta until Boris rolls up in a mercedes.
This particular model is commonly referred to as a boar.
Everyone is brave, until they realise cockroaches have wings..
@@dmitryklevchuk6436, не, это не w140
@@dmitryklevchuk6436 Nah, w202 isn't more W140 or G wagon
Dmitry Klevchuk this is the model Russian mafia used to drive in the 90
"The world record is 16.5 seconds. You must beat this to get a passing grade"
Boris is the toughest grader ever
Thank you Boris.... Just because of you my 5 year old son can drive now.... He drives his school bus back home everyday.... So proud of him
3:15 - 3:22 I can't get over the fact that Anatoli looks so terrified 😂
driving instructor : how many times you're driving already
student:first time
driving instructor: is no problem .it's my first time too XD
@ElderlyMother why are you laughing about that?
@ElderlyMother Ya know if you look at the video this is actually made before 4 months or more.
Oh and my grammar is not poor now.
@ElderlyMother and i just asked.
@Mićo i highly suggest that you do not take Babushka's with lung cancer as a laughing matter.
I love this
"If you ever see someone with automatic transmission... Run..."
Thank you CZcams for randomly recommending this gem
This is the only time I’ve ever (1) turned on notifications for a channel and (2) commented on a video.
I love this channel so much 😩 and Komrade Kat Artyom
I don't know why but Anatoli bribing Boris with a flower was the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that
4:55
Boris: Yes, yes go straight.
Anatoly: *procedes to turn left.
Anatoli gopnik level / 100
He obviously meant straight on the course of glorious immortal science of Marxism-Leninism. He was turning left of this base level slavic meme culture and ascending.
I've got a thing or two to learn from Boris...love it !!!
this is exactly what i need 2 get over my anxiety abt driving. thank you mr boris
I come back to watch this twice a year just as a refresher course
5:10 favorite moment XDXDXDXD
Imagine Anatoli secretly is an English major and knows like 10000 literature classics
and he speaks without a russian accent as well
are you Anatoli?
Truly, a modern Tolstoy
dude he ain't Leo Tolstoy or the Heavy Weapons Guy.
I teach English to Russian speakers, so I'm paying attention -- it's obvious (especially in the more recent videos) that he has full grasp of even relatively advanced grammar, idiomatic turns of phrase and idioms in the general modern American parlance, and he can execute difficult English sounds when he chooses to. The accent and the broken grammar are an act, played up for effect.
Continue the good work BORIS, love from a slav country!
Boris 2017: no need an expensive car I drive a fucking bike!
Boris 2019: I’ve been driving for 5 weeks now!
Yes and an instructor for 7 weeks ;'-D
I think it was exactly in 2019 or on 2020, where i found this channel with this video...
It's year 2022, and still enjoy the content.
3:17 Anatoli just hanging on for dear life as Boris just casually drives like a maniac. 🤣😂 That got me good...
Ayyyyyyy
1 like = 1 prayer for Anatoli. 😂
That might happen when I'm gonna get a car
Boris:Me
Anatoli:friends who are not into cars
@@John-qb8wh same here
but
Boris: me
Anatoli: my family holding on for the crazy ride I call my life.
*FEEL THE POWER OF VASYA*
Oyy blin! Boris got the AMG wheels.
CZcams has done Boris good I see.
And maybe some lowering springs as well, look at the ride height at 8:00, don't think that's stock
@Blin Kurwa what ?🤦♂️
@@userTomTom supercharger whine
Blin Kurwa it has that stock
@@wilmerlagesson7985 I think you missed the joke
me and my friend had both bought our own c230 kompressors because of this video. thank you.
My Slavic/Australian family taught me to drive much like this. The experience is universal
I know this doesn't matter to anyone, but my father has passed away on the 5th of July. He was diagnosed with Als three years ago and his body had been degrading for that entire time. Because of that, he could do nothing but watch things on the internet.
Boris, you have been one of the few people on the internet he actually enjoyed watching. The joy you brought to both of us was enough to make us forget the problem Dad had.
I know this doesn't mean anything to anybody else and it might not mean anything to you, but you meant a lot to me. To both of us.
Thank you.
I‘m feeling with you comrade
Noct Luther best comment! Needs more upvote blin!
Never worry, comrade... He is in slav heaven, drinking vodka with comrade slavs, squatting with heels on ground and driving with some Debils in the cheeki breeki Lada Gopnik machine
Living_Katyusha this makes happiness! Now we must find him good Ushanka to truly ascend!
@@RenosEMR yes comrade, one specialy made by Boris
I passed my driving test directly after watching this, thanks Boris
really love that benz
What a gentle soul is Anatoli, giving as present a daisy
Idk how I found this channel
It cures my depression by 102%
Boris is getting video boom, thats how u fing channel. i suggest hearing his songs also. and personal fav is "full meal with splitting axe" and "lazy ways to make lazy noodles" go give them a try
Vladimir Lenin I eat sum potatoes and diesel
Munna Muhammed *OUR DEPRESSION* **USSR anthem start’s**
I found it from the animation meme of pronouning us states xD
Boris SCP 094 Confirmed
Boris: "drived the car before"
Also Boris: *_IS MY FIRST TIME ALSO_*
Cousin Anatoli:
So glad I found your channel. Watching your videos while high is awesome😏
Watching this before my "first" driving instruction, just hits differently!
Nobody:
Anatoli: have flower
Police officer here. If you could not drive away everytime we try to stop you to drink some vodka with us, that would be great.
Recently retired here. Love this channel!
"Plus 5 points for no shifter knob"
Just slav things
This video is just Boris teaching Anatoli how to drive... and I love it
On a side note I passed my drivers test without going to a single class!
"IN THE PARKING SPOT, DEBIL!"
*"WHAT YOU LEAVE BRAIN AT HOME?!"*
I laughed harder than i should have
Yes yes go straight, yes of course, Noooooo... your car is in good hands
same here comrade
Debil means stupid
everytime u forget homework in russia or ukraine ur teacher will always say that ot "did you forget ur head at home?"
@@Mr.Birbpoop Debil is like a lil more worses than stupid
'There is never problem too big that a bigger hammer cannot solve' Boris - 2019
Modern problems requier modern selutions
Use a hammer and if that don't work, use more hammer
@@lunacy5272 Use Svetlana. She is very useful if your hammer cant do the job.
So if you have angry wife in home use hammer on her head
I think this was the video what made me start the salv lifestyle
Bro is a great video !!!good job💪😎
"There is never a problem too big that a bigger hammer can not solve."
Wow. Just wow.
Vladivostok breaks? Get a hammer the size of Москва and hit it.
@@danielsavin5674 where u gonna get a Moscow sized hammer
@@danielsavin5674 ya ne panemayu
Speaking as a mechanic, everything can be fixed with enough grease and a big enough hammer.
Classic Jeremy Clarkson mantra
Slav-driving school
There is gas pedal, there is clutch pedal, there is stick. Class is over.
Slav-deiving school
There is the car. You go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Class is over. Now let's got some vodka
YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR SAMIR!-
Whatever you do, never use seatbelts if you want to go 60+.
there no clutch, it is purse
@@austrinivanderfanly745
Only american car has no clutch. You are caught western spy! Remain in your current form and keep claws visible at all times.
Thanks to CZcams's recommended tab, I have found this video back in it after I watched it in like October
thanks boris im gonna try take my license next year in march now i know exactly what to do
Who needs to pay for driver's ed when you have Boris.
I was watching his old videos and thought “It’s been a while since I’ve seen my boy” and well would you look at that
I was actually thinking the same
Cyka
Same here
Me to
YOU’RE BREAKING THE CAR SAMIR!!!!
😂😂😂😂 I love the reference.
Lol Anatoli looks so scared and cute in the beginning of the driving lesson XD
**Slav school of driving**
**Doesn't drive Lada**
This is what sadness is.
Mercedes is more blintastic
you put KOMPRESSOR in a lada - the hole front of the car rips off
old mercedes is even more slav than lada, i know, amazing
german car is also slav car, the western spy car come from UK,france,US
Chiki bleki
I love how you guys broke character when the stick breaks😂
Anatoli = Samir?
Boris is boris
Thanks!
I am learning so much from boris
Boris: drives car
Normies: that is a nice car
Slav comrades: WHRE THE BLYAT ARE THE 3 WHITE STRIPS
I thought this too. But immediately assumed it was vadims car.
And low an behold..
I was right
Lada
Same
Vivienne Aurelious car guys: wtf is that a manual C43 AMG!?! THATS SUPER RARE HERE IN THE STATES IT HURTS TO SEE YOU TREAT IT LIKE THAT
I was physically and mentally hurt when I saw no subwoofers, russian carpet in the backseat, or massaging chair covers
3:43 That one actually made me laugh loudly XD
“Not exactly what i had in mind”
Nikola Tesla => Hrvat
Правда 😂
Stevan SRBRUS You mean 5:10
@@Petar321_GT Jeste, Tesle ste pobili kao Srbe u NDH, a ovamo Hrvat. Pazi da nije
@@boskodelic8907 Nikola Tesla => Hrvat
Boris I can't believe watching your driving videos help me pass my test
"You leave brain at home??"
thats easily my favourite boris quote
I am simple man, I see Slav man and his car, I click.
Shardy Daoud I am also Simple Slav comrade
5:10 You're breaking the car samir, great reference :)
Stefan Z fast medium left into sharp left
W202 c class. Great car. Still have mine after 25 years
Spasiiba from Finland!
Obviously the ideal fuel is vodka, you get a 10000% boost when you use it
In the garage i work in, we have this stuff that we use to clean throttle components and the can is covered in Russian writing. I am 99.9 % sure, there is pressurized vodka in this can.
Yes, Yes, Yes, However un-distilled vodka give boost so much I can not write it here for reasons of breaking computer again.
It have the secret agent METHANOL, which will clean entire Injector assembly clear off of engine.
Actually there are some cars that will run on alcohol so in theory you could power your adidas striped car with vodka
@@Zurgo-fl1kx If you Re-jet the carb or get a different fuel injection system it will jun on Vodka. Of course gas turbine will run on anything without mods.....
I don't remember the Injection one, but any man should be a be to re-jet his Lada carburetor to run on the truck load of vodka he found. It's just common sense.
Remember to stick your nose near the exhaust after Vodka conversion.
If you start seeing double, it's working
5:10 you can tell that was completely unintentional and they had a good laugh about it
Didn't even notice this comment blew up! Thanks.
Right on. That bit was totally and noticeably unscripted, and all the funnier for it 😂
the same thing happened to me when I first got to drive dad's car 😂
same thing happened to me while shifting from 1st to 2nd..never let anyone borrow your car 😅
and Anatoly name is Samir Anatoly?
“Blow up”
Me, with a comment with 9k likes: *Boi you ain’t seen nothing yet*
I will be trying these maneuvers in my local school zone
You're a magician Sir
5:10 That laugh is the best thing I've heard all week.
No joking, this lesson did really helped me go start driving xD
I'd love being Boris' student for my driving lessons.
*SAMIR! You are breaking the car samir*
*ANATOLI you are breaking the car*
Im beggin you
I love you for this comment xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
О нихуя . Ты мой тёзка)
Title should also be: "Two Slav Russians drive a German car in the modern day"
I'd watch that and since it has 'German' in the title many other Germans would as well XD
@@karolinkiehl4097 DEUTSCHLAND
Germans left many equipment there after war.. including mercedes w202 from future..
German engineering is considered the best in world so would make sence
Mich, Word slavs not neccery
3:30 omg it reminded me of that one time when i was driving with my Gopnik boyfriend and the mirror fell off. He was like blyaaaat and I was like no no thats even better. Actually i havent repaired it since that day
What a blyatiful story, are you still with him comrade girl?...
Da
@@MyMichellePL What? Sorry, I couldn't understand...
@@MyMichellePL What? Sorry, I couldn't understand...
@@MiguelMedV Da means yes
That drifting parallel park was actually sick
"You do what I do."
"You run"
"You run fast"
Thanks Boris for teaching me how to drive since my mom won't drive me to area 51
Playing hard bass and running over the guards
Buy a Subaru WRX to befriend the subie bros. They are assimilated with the vape nation and befriending them would allow you to access the coveted smoke screen ability.
Ои блять гет ми анал пробе
@@grugg3108 buy a evo
@@stephanvandan893 they will shoot you in first because they'll believe you're eastern spy 😂
This is f**kin’ BRILLIANT. I’m now a Slav King fan. More hardbass!