A Slav in Italy 2023
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2023
- you want travel i give you travel. i went italy. as promised in last video.
i tried food and made my own. good.
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"Turn signals in Italy are used by FUCKING NOBODY" is the truest statement I've ever heard
dont trust the user above, its a bot
Same in America, especially in the likes of Georgia, Florida, Idaho, Utah and Philadelphia.
@@coolsnowmanjoe9380 But BMW's are more likely to not use them so you know what to look for. If you see a Korean or German car cover the brake pedal.
Ah, sounds like Boston! Only cowards use Blinkers.
@@ComicusFreemanius Well if it's Korean made it's probably because the damn turn signals don't work. I mean they made a car that'll light itself on fire spontaneously.
*Cough* theta 2 engine *cough*
Life of luigi is becoming more real every day
:|
Our criticisms of Italy were that they don't go to the gym, they don't tan, and they don't do laundry. I guess they really allowed us to shape their lives
VINCENZO, BLYAT!
Life of Mario
@@jeykies3745. Anatoli's new channel
and vadim as bowser
The part where he made an "Italian styled pizza" has singlehandedly put Boris on multiple mafia hitlists.
@LifeofBoris566 Screw you, bot.
Esatto merda
"Even a bicycle sounds like a better solution"
I both dread and look forward to Boris visiting the Netherlands.
Even funnier, Iceland.
@@Poltard I am in pain.
Pain from the strain.
Of this barely repressible.
laughter most incredible.
Holy water sprinkler, Batman, I haven't launched my sides into Mars' orbit like this in centures.
@@jurtheorc8117 did… you have a stroke?
@@Poltard My apologies for that. Sometimes when typing messages online, the formatting of the message and the type of humor i enjoy with other people tends to be a bit odd.
Thank you for the worries, though.
Every time Boris says "iiiii'ssss BORIS" your day gets 50% better
mine get's 55% better
Well mine get's 67%
Mine 200% better
Mine get's 10,000,000% better
My week gets better. by ♾%
Love how he eats everything he got at the grocery store in the worst way possible
What? You don't brush your teeth with your fish paste?
@@josequins9099 I usually use Olive Paste
@@fr_rave Il Cotechino crudo...
I nearly died at the Pate toothpaste 😆
Yeah right, that wrap looked pretty tasty to me, the fact i havnt eaten for 2 days might have something to do with it.
As an Italian, I can proudly say I've been waiting for this moment since the first travel vlog.
As an italian, seeing some dishes made my heart on the verge of stopping, but that's our Boris, i hope you could also appreciate what we have to offer aside overpriced pizzas and spaghettis :)
i'm also italian and the problem here is that he didn't even warm the food before eating it, you're not supposed to eat cotechino cold
@@demadubz Here in Russia a dish is considered warm enough if it is not frozen, the only exception is babushka's pirozhki, they should always be eaten warm, unless you want your babushka to have a stroke. If you've seen Boris's recipe of холодец (meat jelly aka frozen soup) and окрошка (cold kvass soup) you could have guessed that. lol
@@demadubz Though, come to think of it... What's the Italian alternative of babushka's pirozhki? Nonna's pizza? What do Italian nonnas cook for their beloved nipoti?
@@demadubz infatti ha fatto male vederlo
@@SeidovTimur Nonna's gnocchi usually
I admire Boris's ability to cleanly slice hotdogs using a spoon
Slavic sausage ability
you mean destroy them
its crazy !!!
Every real slav can do this
he once said something like "knives are for noobs, spoons are for the advanced" in an older video😂
As an Italian myself, watching this video was both funny and pure torture
The authentic Italian flamed pizza part was difficult I know...
concordo
Lo so. Specialmente per la piadina. Ma alla fine l'ho presa sul ridere.
I have seen worse Piadine like things living in Italy
this time his food blasphemy was very efficient.
Not limited to italian, he also found a burger joint and ordered the strangest looking hotdog i've ever seen in my life.
As an Italian Boris trying to pronounce "Ritiro bagagli" made my day
E il cotechino a fette?🤣🤣🤣
Pizza con la crema Rio Mare lol
Bagazh Kla-im
as an italian, i follow this channel for years, it is a great pleasure to hear boris is here.
As an italian, i am proud to be one of the 10 in the whole nation who use turn signals
Are you adopted?
@@andreasbuehler1821 not adopted, i was born in Canada and raised in Italy by my own parents. Been here all my life
Hello, Fucking Nobody, nice to meet you.
@@MikeMaragni that explains it
I even do it when exiting a roundabout, all the paisans always look at me like I'm a disgraziato
Boris: goes to Milan
Also Boris: *records food tasting in bathroom*
Now this is quality entertainment 👍🤌
@Pin_LifeofBoris0 scam
@Pin_LifeofBoris0 scam man, you don't even have a link. cannot even do job.
got a scam too.
Also boris eating raw cotechino and gnocchi
LITERALLY FIRST IT WAS A CZcamsR NOW ITS LIFE OF BORIS FULL OF BOTS
That was GREAT! Thank you Boris once again!
7:13 *pineapple pizza dropped to second place*
I'M SO F PROUD OF THIS
Edit: Your "stronzo" pronunciation is on point 10/10
I agree. He pronounced "stronzo" so well. I am so much proud of him 🤧
I noticed that too. Perfect "stronzo" pronunciation, I'm genuinely impressed.
Go to Southern Italy next time! It's the Gopnik part of Italy and won't cost more than selling your liver. :P
The only problem is you have to walk there.
Ghettaly
Giusto! Molto molto Gopnik! XD
For real.. why go the bourgeoisie part? Boris, I expect you to only go to the gopnik area of any country you visit blyat!
@@RabbitFighter666 Yeah, Milan is the expensive part, that is like going to Paris instead of the other cities that have French Gopniks with long skinny cigarettes and absinthe.
3:10 metro 2077 reference was hilarious, i almost spat out my tea!
Ehy,im italian,could absolutely not miss this video.Boris comed to me,and i cant think of a better chrismas gift!
Fun facts: at 4:20 the tv program is called "I soliti ignoti" or "The usual
uknowns
6:54 yes it has alot of liquor
Boris, was an Honor to have you in our country♥️🇮🇹
Cazzo pensavo non esistessero altri italiani che guardavano boris
@@nekuroyee8092 ce ne sono eccome, da anni!
@@nekuroyee8092 manco io sinceramente 😂😂😂
allora non sono l' unico per fortuna 🤣
@@nekuroyee8092 siamo tanti, silenziosi ma presenti
I love the 'Boris Breaches Containment' series
XK-class scenario tbh
Vedere boris urlare contro Amadeus mi ha rallegrato la giornata
Non solo a te 😂
Siamo in tre! XD
Quattro 😂
5
sei
As an Italian, I'm honored to have you in our country. You should visit some other cities too if you have the chance!
“Understanding Italian television is like arguing with angry cat” 🤣🤣🤣 Lol Boris I laughed from beginning to end. Thank you! I hope you found clean socks that did not break the bank. ❤️
6:22 Seeing boris eat uncooked gnocchi almost gave me an heart attack
"Eh, dry."
and the uncooked cotechino 🥲
Is that even safe to eat?
@@Federico-mj3si Idk if it's safe to eat but I feel like it tastes like unaged salami.
(Questo meglio dirlo in italiano) Da notare come sto video mostra effettivamente come l'Italia sia molto indietro dal lato di vista turistico, sebbene abbiamo delle opere umanistiche uniche al mondo
@@Achille004 Speaking of serious, Argentina is the second Italy, its structure, its people, accent, nobody respects anything while driving, exactly the same food, with a touch of Spanish food
@@Achille004And I don't know how this 🤌 is used in Italy, but in Argentina, for example: what did I have to do with this? 🤌🤌
6:49 I literally fucking died and my dog had to perform CPR.
the amount of effort he puts into these *AMAZING* videos is amazing. i shared your channel to my friends, and now we’re both obsessed.
As an Italian I can say that I am honored.
It's really strange but amazing seeing my country from russian's eyes (you are also pretty good at speaking Italian). As interesting as the friend of your cat.
I am from Milan, I wished I could meet you 😭
At least, this video makes me laugh so hard (especially when you prepared that "piadina" 😂).
Edit: for the guys in the comments, he is Russian but he lives in Estonia! I can recognize Russian. And блядь is definitely a Russian word 😂
Cosa ha fatto a quella piadina :)?
@@c0l0rslayer31 io me stavo a sentì male! XD
@@c0l0rslayer31 Non lo so e non lo voglio sapere. Facciamo solo finta di niente fratello. Ci sono criminali peggiori in circolazione, tipo la pizza con l'ananas **brivido di orrore**
Piadina perfetta.
Ho visto alcune cosi a tre di mattina c:
He’s not russian bruh
As an American, watching a Russian eat "American" food in Italy was surreal.
"Gran Canyon meats" 😂 Squirrel meat?
it's always extremely predictable to see how other countries characterize and describe american foods but it never gets any less funny as shit
@@Chaosrain112 Other countries: Americans probably eat deep fried butter.
America: You know what? Fine, I'll do just that. Probably enjoy it too.
Other countries: Haha. Wait... what are you doing? We were just joking!
America: I wasn't.
(To those who don't know, there are a few places you CAN actually get a deep fried butter stick. But you have to go out of your way to find 'em, they're rare, and more of a novelty than anything. Still, the fact that it's an actual food item sold in the US....)
I've never seen a sausage wrapped in a tortilla be called a "hotdog" before lmao
Right? Wild that they're serving the tortilla-hotdog struggle meal as a cultural dish. Though I guess they're not wrong...
I’m so glad you popped back up in my feed Boris! Love you man, keep up the good work!!
Fantastic video as usual!
8:17 "Don't forget to address who you've become" has to be the most ominous and strangely philosophical graffiti message I've ever read.
I remember an old professor of mine told the story of her honeymoon in italy where she rented a car. She explained that the best way to drive in Italy was to "Drive like God loves you the most."
That's why we have the pope I guess. :D
Thanks Boris for visiting Milan, where you went is where I have been many, many times. Wish I could've seen you 😀
4:20 Oh heck! That's the 'Soliti Ignioti' show they do in Italy at 8:30pm and the bearded man was Amadeus, the conductor, I watch this show every night and it's essentialy about figuring out people's jobs by guessing or by having some hints, and, to win the money you must find the relative to the mysterious person. Anyways, I come from Rovigo, and it's even more polluted than Milan. Anyways, very happy you visited my country!!
As an Italian, I am very pleased to see you in my country!
I came from Rome and hoping your next visit in Italy could be the Capital!
Greetings
what did you think of his pizza lol
@@DiscoLizzard it was really hard to see😁
*remembers the airport in Rome*
*shudders*
all i remember from Rome was Gollums selling coca cola in alleys. and scooters and cats and lines
4:25 AMADEUS OVUNQUE
Always a good day when Boris uploads
Agreed
yes
My friend good is an understatement
Yes
Yessir
Thanks Boris for the new video! Great food stuffs
I'm happy you visited my homeland. 😊 Seeing it through your eyes is a weird experience... in a good sense, of course! 😃 But I hope you'll visit even more poetic destinations than Milan (even if it's a great city). Lake of Garda, for example, or Naples... In Naples, if you are willing to wait in a VERY long line, you can have the best pizzas in the world at Gino Sorbillo's or at "Da Michele". 😋🍕
my Italian heart is crying but I'm laughing like a maniac
Same here!! 🤣🤣
@@Lovis68 You have such a beautiful name!!!!!
I laughed when Boris said something like, "Now this is authentic Italian food," after making a burrito.
he made a pizza blin
@@kuba.504_7:35
Perfect video again. You are on the roll!
I'm so glad you spend some time relaxing! I hope you were having a good time!
Glad to see Boris travelling the distant lands of Western Europe once again
As a native slav, he must've felt like he was on another planet
Boris is speedrunning all kinds of different cultural dishes so amazing!
Coming back After a long time not watching the channel and the content is still as awesome as before, thank you comrade Boris !
Great video! Have a good day Boris 👍
Boris, the kind of man to go to Italy to make a burrito
that's not a burrito that's a "piadina"
@@joalex79 It's not a burrito, or a piadina, it's something only Boris and a homeless person would eat.
@@chickenlover657 I see someone isn't from Emilia-Romagna here
@@chickenlover657 anyone in Emilia-Romagna would eat anything that is edible and sandwiched in a folded piada.
Boris needs to do a tour where he just cooks chaotically in front of a crowd
I would buy tickets to Cooking With Boris Live!
Yes.....on ice-skates.... Boris on ice!!!
I'd crowd surf to this
💀💀
This, this is the kind of content that makes me stay subscribed. More of this!
Really enjoying seeing you do videos like this again Boris
As an italian I approve 100% of everything you said, that said now I need to go take a shower after the food torture I've witnessed
DUDE ANOTHER BOT
DONT TRUST THAT SHITTY BOT
@@Thecoolestskittywow don't worry, this is not my first day on the internet.
I appreciate the concern though.
Italian here, such a honor seeing you in Milan. And your "Stronzo" is absolutely majestic.
So happy you came to Italy! I think I almost cried at some point, both laughter and pain 😂😂
Been really enjoying the videos lately Boris. They've also been showing up on my recommended a lot, I think you're doing something right
La vida de Boris es mi canal favorito
🇪🇸🇪🇸diseloooo
Dilo tataaaa
Vamoooo
exale kesooooo
Daleee Boooriiss
The fact that I could have almost met Boris in Milan without even knowing it was him, makes me laugh as much as the video! Mamma mia!
Boris, it's so great to see you do your kind of content. Whatever it id you do, i watch. Thank you buddy.
Your videos always make my day Boris. Every time I see your post notification it makes me smile. You bring us something to look forward to ✌️❤
Making a mental note to use "CHRISTMAS OVER, SUKA, CUT THE LIGHTS" next Christmas.
The feeling of pure joy seeing country reviews again.
Very entertaining. Thankyou !
Nice channel loving to see Italy I have been
I have never considered the possibility of splitting a hotel room that way. I consider so many new things when watching Boris.
Well I guess Boris is getting successful again now that the bots are back
@@richardmillhousenixon I'm gonna be a bit pessimistic, and assume that the bot creator can scrub YT for YT Channel names, then make a random string using that name to create YT channel and Telegram ID.
Could even be one man/group doing it across majority of YT.
@@mihirx27 They're bots that scrub for popular videos
Boris watching Amadeus makes me laugh
Amadeus x Boris crossover. Dal 3 febbraio su Rai 1
@@terronusmaximus643 bellissimo
I agree with your assessment of Italy, especially the driving.
you are just awesome, hope you had a great and safe trip!! 🤣🤣😂😂👏👏💪💪🙏🙏
as an Italian I want to tell you that I have been waiting for this video since I've discovered your channel, you made me laugh a lot when you said "Stronzo" nice pronunciation btw😂
well this word does sound almost exactly the same when you pronounce it in russian without trying putting on any accent.
again bot
I fucking love Boris’s casual slander
This resurfaced so many fond memories of my years in Milan. Thank you Boris, I hope you enjoyed as much as I did!
Boris, if you buy foil and there’s an iron and ironing board in the room, you can put anything in the foil and heat it up. I once heated up pasta leftovers this way, in a hotel room with no microwave. It actually worked and I wrapped it well enough that it didn’t leak.
His constant energy makes me so damn happy, I look forward to every new video
Very nice my friend 🇮🇹
Awesome content as always, Boris!
That was a great video!
I just remembered how troublsome travels are, but still are cool.
So! When are we going to be able to share our amazing progress on making extra cheap but authentic butterbrod? I evolve in knowledge. I am sure instagram would be great sharing platform. Well then if it is considered as western invasive culture, then no. However, I would reallyyy want a place, where we could share suffering together ( or rather accomplishments, due to good tips from papa Boris) while facing inflation.
Who knows? Maybe we will have to grow potatoes on balcony at this point... Which is still not as bad as having a cow in the appartment 😂
I can feel his depression even he's not showing it by his videos
Yeah... his newest video put that on display...
I literally just made pierogi for dinner now I have something incredibly Slav to watch while I eat (:
Happy new year boris!
As always. Great commentary.
We love you Boris.
You are always welcome in Italy.
Next time the flight will be better I guarantee.
With love from all over Italy. 🇮🇹 ❤️
u been helping me through rough times especially with being homesick and always bring a smile to my face appreciate it bro
Get well soon! 😁
I'm so glad you're still uploading, punching thru this last couple years of hardship and adversity and still on your feet. You're a bright spot for many of us, Boris.
this was gold! We love you Boris!
As an Italian, when I heard you went to Milan, I wanted to send you condolences
Sicuro che wualche normie lo ha scambiato per un maranza
Hai ragione...meglio a Napoli con la monnezza per strada, case fatiscenti e non scordiamo l'attrazione principale: i borseggi.
(E non parlo per sentito dire...ci sono stato più volte)
@@riccardomariani9648 non ci sono solo Milano e Napoli
Da milanese invio le mie condoglianze a tutti i terroni che si mangiano lo stomaco ogni volta che pensano a Milano.
Good job it isn't Nizhny Tagil.
Every time boris says IT'S BORRIISS my day gets 70% better
my day gets 90% better
Great video like always! You always make me smile :D
Been watching since middle school and ive always loved your traveling videos. Ik fund have been tight but I appreciate the travel content. Stay Cheeki Breeki
You likely won't see this, but I have had a terrible week. Your video is what I needed today. Thank you Boris.
Take care,
Life really doesn't pull it's punches, I'm happy that your able to find moments of joy. Even scammer bots are rooting for you🙌
@@lulul0l039 LMAO 🤣
@@DeRose05so my friend hates boris for some reason (cuz he cusses but damn-)
And we argue about it a lot, blabla because I fucking love boris (platonically ofc) and whenever I watch him im like
“Damn my friend sucks”
Boris I am sorry that your trip wasn't as good as your last one in Spain. And I am really sorry about the situation you are in. For every true OG boris fan it is really sad to see you struggle. I hope everything works out for you and you get back to normal again and even to better. Know we the real fans will try our beat to help. Stay safe and strong commrad.
As an Italian I love how you said "stronzo" that was very Italian👍
With Boris‘ accent an Italian 🤌🇮🇹 city became город Милан 🐻 you know
I love it
Man that bathroom cuisine was a marvel to look at!, nice travel video Boris, hope you enjoyed yourself
Please come back, we have cheap food too! Not in Milan, though.
The luggage part had me dead inside, and the polizia one made me cry from laughter. Thanks for coming to Italy Boris! :D
loved it, tnx!
My compliments for this perfect video from Italy XD
Nothing brings me more joy than seeing a new video from Boris, expect maybe vodka
0:12 "City of Milan: place of old trams"
...yet the train showed is still more modern than a quarter of the trams used in Warsaw
as italian and new channel member this is my first video i watch, i was dying 🤣
Fantastic work sir