A BUCKET FOR BORIS - Extended fan mail birthday edition
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They actually sent me a bucket. This very long video brought to you by the power of semechki. And some Marmite.
PO BOX is now closed. Thanks everyone for sending.
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Intro music:
• Gopnik McBlyat - Snake...
Outro music:
• Video
I make funny cheeki breeki slav videos of gaming and cooking.
Slav squatting is in my blood and semechki in my hand.
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"Not Ukraine, Mykraine"
Well, that aged like unrefrigerated mayonez.
That aged like milk.
Indeed....
aged like bread left out in the nature.
Well half of Ukraine is Russian, just ask the locals waving Russian flags. Or is only Kosovo and Taiwan allowed to break away?
@@Katya_Lastochka Taiwan didn’t break away, it seems Russian education remains nonexistent.
*gets hentai* I s t h I s c h i l d e r n s b o o k ?
OKAY! THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT!
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Felicia Natania Rahardjo
Good to know
*e v e n b e t t e r ! ! ! 1 : ) ) )*
@@felicia3580 I am aware of it, and I do not hide it...
I am a Pervert
Ah next level shit there
"This is getting out of hand. What is next? Life of Anatoli channel?"
The prophecy has come true.
10:47 "Blin how rich do you think i am?"
16:58 "Oh mama i'm rich"
Boris at its finest.
pp
Richness is relative
"Dear Boris, please have my children"
He's too good to still be single ladies
Or not
@Chiharu Mukae no joking
669 likes
*P E R F E C T I O N*
@GETTHEHELLOUTTAMYLAWN your profile pic is Adolf Hitler. Im laughing and dying
@@crimsonflag2671 oh lighten up it's just a joke
@@jc2076 dont talk to me like you know me i meant it as a joke too think before you comment
I think Boris needs an Adidas sponsorship
Ruff Outlaw adibas
deadass headass adibass*
Ruff Outlaw Won't happen Adidias hates Gopniks
Yeah, they've pretty much reserved themselves to golf-playing yuppies now
all slavs automatically become sponsered by addidas when they are born
“Knowing that this is from the western region I can only assume that there is a lot of high fructose corn syrup in this.”
*Slowly puts down my trail mix...*
You fool everyone knows Sweet&Salty is much better
@@BinkiklouGaminglol As long as it has m&m’s then I will not argue with that statement you present.
Boris just summed up America: “Very confusing image”
He was sent a postcard of Texas, not America as a whole.
Patrick Star same difference
Texas is Northern South America
"Sour salty disappointment"
Yeah, that's genuine marmite alright
Have you gone mad? It's sour salty bliss
Marmite is basically British MSG. It's wonderful on toast!
@@GIMM3_D4_RAM with brown sugar on top then grilled until the sugar just starts to caramelize....
last time I was this early
Chernobyl had not meltdown yet
69MaiBigButt69 .mp4 well shit, USSR was still a thing when nuclear reactor blew up
69MaiBigButt69 .mp4 czech mate
so early april in 1986
Conor wilson Yep.
Either you are time traveller like i or radiation cause immortality
"States of United America." That's how I'll call it from now on.
Edit 2020: Not so United anymore.
Edit 2021: What the hell is happening in the west?
Edit 2022: What the hell is happening in the east?
Edit 2023: What the hell is happening?!
Edit 2024: The hell is happening with the internet?!?
What the blin
Sigh
Same here.
For a 5 minutes I thought that this was the normal word placement
I live in the SUA
I just found out "Anatoli" means "sunrise" and that's really adorable 🌞
you now know the meaning of Anatolia - land of sunrise (eastern land).
HE GOT HENTAI!!
Anatoli stole the book c:
lmao i love the cut ins he makes with boris interrupting him XD
I can't remember which part
Эт не хент.
@@p4p0r30 5:39 thy almighty boris has liberated the Holy bible from its prison
True honorary Slav here in US watching video at 3:40 AM because Slavness keeps me up
Dennis here is 2:41 am :P
Dennis 1:06
In Moscow it's 10.55 am.
Now i will tell you the recipe for "kofe po-russki".
The cup should be filled with 50% freshly brewed coffee, 25% vodka and 25% milk. This drink is a great start for a new day. You can add sugar. You can not add milk. And coffee too. You can increase the proportion of vodka. According to your desire. Have a nice day, everyone!
Dennis DEAR GOD IT'S 3:40
9:44 am in Ireland
Boris *gets hentai
Sergei: It's free real estate
Edit: 13:40
Nah that's what Vadim would say
Sergei good trust worthy servant to the SLAV SUPERSTAR
who sent boris hentai should go to gulag
BTW...
That mask says "紳士(Shinshi)", not "変態(Hentai)".
It means “Gentleman”.
Though we sometimes call hentai as “紳士” jokingly.
696 likes lol
Boris: *pulls out hentai mask*
*awkward silence*
Boris: But why?
boris knew that the book is for pedos and rapists
@@marioandluigi2000XD Or just people who like hentai
@@tangytim6699 fun fact: p*rn addiction is comparable to a drug addiction, as what doctors say.
@@marioandluigi2000XD You don't have to have a porn addiction to watch it every once in a while
@@tangytim6699 if you watch p*rn once in a while means that you're not addicted
Boris is just the nicest guy.
Would have a beer with any day.
beer? what is this weak shit are you a western spy? true slavs drink vodka, piztqec
TheOne not really. I’m underage and can’t tell from my own experience but my parents say that vodka is for people who just want to get drunk and the taste isn’t nice at all.
Monaka Bobinski i have terrible news for you my friend, if you ever want to become a true slav, a true gopnik, a true cheeki breeki you need to stop listening to your parents because they are obviously western spies, instead , you should fully commit yourself to the teachings of Boris... fuck school , fuck parents, fuck the west, fuck sitting, all you need is vodka, cheeki breeki, a squat and afcourse, hardbass *TUPCA TUPCA TUPCA TUPCA TUPCA* ...
You mean vodka
You mean 90% aclchohol vodka
“Tastes like free healthcare.” I cried a bit because I live in the U.S.
*eats marmite*
I think I've tasted salt that is less salty than this blyat
😂
@Hercules Wasserman it's just salt... I don't know about you but I can only taste salt, nothing else.
@Hercules Wasserman
How bad it is compared to Durian?
Marmite must be spread *thinly* on toast to be enjoyed
@@fajaradi1223 Durian is disgusting lol.
I've heard its not too bad if you use it very sparingly on some bread with some butter n whatnot.
The depressed look in Boris's hands when he loses the book is just perfect
lol
"But why" killed me
why not?
I can't stop laughing at the 200 euro napkins. He was so happy for a sec and was completely crushed when he say what it was
Boris **what is hentai?**
Sergei: Hentai means that's for *Sergei!*
I really hope he does this again soon, I really enjoyed watching Boris get so happy over mayo and how he was so kind to each fan. Truly a one of a kind person.
I moved to Krakow, Poland five days ago from the USA. Your videos were a great inspiration to both help me decide where to move, and also to help keep my courage cheeki breeki while making such a drastic change. Today I bought my first jar of Polish mayonnaise, and I am not ashamed to say that I cried tears of joy when I first tasted it. Thank you, Boris. Dziękuję bardzo! If you visit Krakow, my home is open to you, and you will have a place at my dinner table. But, bring your own fucking mayonaise, this jar is mine and I know you have plenty, haha!
Wrecktapus from where in the US? And is your family polish? Polish Canadian asking here btw
I moved from Portland, Oregon. As far as I know, I have no Slavic ancestors. Just Celt, Saxon and Native North American (Creek if I recall).
Wrecktapus you should check out (if you haven't already) CZcams channel: Kult America
It must be tought and fun at the same time going about this with the difficult language and cultural differences, hope you enjoy Poland thought. Also I recommend trying "świderki" soft serve ice cream and żywiec beer to name a few stuff I find amazing.
Wrecktapus Have you fallen in love with Polish sausages already? :p You should try kabanosy! Long thin snack sausages. Tasty as fuck! Quality and recipe vary a lot though.
Wrecktapus congratulations!
i'm angry at myself for not finding this channel earlier.
I have my night planned out though, haha.
CYKA BLYAT!
+alZiiHardstylez
welcome to the slav life
I squat like a true cheeki breeki jopnik now.
Love from Australia mate.
Hey, Boris! Why do you speak Russian so bad? (as I heard)
Moment Boris got trolled 4:16
I had high hopes.
Something that I didn't really realize as an American is that American food is *really* full of sugar. A lot more than other countries, even in foods you wouldn't think to be sugary.
I also never noticed that until now
5:34 As soon as a saw that book my mind whennt nuts saying *Dont Open it No No No No*
Gasrim4003 j That looks like Tohka from Date A Live on the cover
Tho clearly it is not 0.o
@@redtsar i think that too
What is the issue? It's just a children's book!
@@justjoking5252 whahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Gasrim “okay, this is some next level shit.”
*so, what is this? A children’s book?”*
Where is *Life of Anatoli* channel
Anatoli not speak much though, he just move to rhythm of hardbass
I NEED TO SEE ANITOLI
u silly little *blyat* u shtole my profil pic
Magic mushroom this is confusing blyat
lol lol blyka
Boris: opens box, sees Marmite
Me: blyat nyet
What about vegemite?
@Hercules Wasserman Yes one time I thought it was chocolate spread to put on bread and I got a salt overdose
Following up the Polish package with a German one.
Oof.
:0
🙃
Bruh fucking moment
Irony,
Oooohhhh nooooo that's baad
(Opens hentai) “what is this a children’s book” that is something only a true Slav would say
“And the prince ended up making the princess pregnant the end”
@@jhonlolguy8750 The End
Edit: Through the power of magic granted by the land's founders
Weebs only understamd
Looks like cartoon, with child characters, but they have babushka size bbs.
I am sure Boris has seen much worse
11:55 Wooopa, i did not know Adidas started making Majonez, or semechki.
Poland is redefining cheeki breeki.
Kly STO LAT POLSKA!!!!
ECS1126 kurwa
@@magnussencube kurwa mac
@cody sonnet the germas do not make Adidas mayonez bro🤣🤣
the mask actually translate to gentleman (紳士)
a man of culture
Doesn’t that mean penis?
@@JamesTrifolium Nope
Ahem...Gentlemen. (TF2 reference)
other countries: hello, Boris, I love your videos
Not true im from poland and would not send that
I'm from Poland too and that was a joke
no visit Łódź
@@marioandluigi2000XD Łódź is the worst city ever to exist
As an American, I can confirm: miracle whip is shit.
Matthew Anderson agreed
true
F.B.I? oh no
Disagree on that one.
bruh miracle whip is hated so much the fucking FBI cut in to agree on that statement, that shit taste like what disappointment would be if it were a food
5:48
Boris,that's not a children book
its art
yeah forget about that shit
yeah forget about that shit
yeah forget about that shit
@@HyperzonMusicalies can you fucking chill and not insult everyone who comments about hentai or anime let these fucking weebs doing what they want
@@malikmamo Its hentai, someone sent our russian freind ;) material.
I died when boris ate miracle whip, just,
"Pass.. on ...that..." XD
Yeah lmao that's not mayonnaise.
The disbelief followed by the immediate disappointment whey he opened the letter with the fake 200 euros was hilarious 🤣🤣 4:15
Its a clock for your hand. IT EVEN SHOWS THE TIME!
Holy shit!
Legend says, he's still waiting for the money.
4:19 he really thought it was real money!😂😂
VADIM BLYAT!
@@johnnyvenom2912 😂
German fan: Sends some gummy’s and yaeger(also other stuff)
Boris when grabbing the yaeger: some more candy that babushka drinks (Pours half of it for Anatoli)
Ahhaahah
Your bucket mayonez dealer here ! Why didnt you read P.S.2? Anyway hope you will fulfill my request there. Have fun :)
Ej kocham cię za to że mu to wysłałeś hahah
Co ja pacze? Does dowid cybulski have a social media platform?Please replay
Yes, he have, but Boris make a little mistake pronouncing his name. Anyway if you really want a contact to him, please write on private message :)
Glad to hear it from you :)
vwlldthua@pavilionx2.com please send dowid cybulski real name don't worry its temp mail
Hey Boris! Glad you liked the Miracel Whip. Or did you? Next time, I (or we) will send the Winiary instead. In Germany, we have a supermarket called "Mix Markt". As it happens, they are selling Russian and Polish goods. And I am lucky to have such a temple of slavness right in front of my door.
It could just be a little bit delayed. Delivery takes about two to three weeks.
Michael Piegza bin auch aus Mannheim:D
Hey mann I wanted to ask you, is it true that most germans can speak english?
It is. ^^ We heave it in school quite early. :)
Michael Piegza but our accent is often terrible
Actually, I once had a scottish teacher. He told us, that we are still pretty close to the native pronounciation. :D Yet it is true, that our beloved Denglish is awful. :D
I WOULD send you something but my mom would ask why I’d send something to a crazy Slav enthusiast.
Limbo Cat she is the crazy one😂
Someone needs a lesson on slav appreciation
Wtf is wrong with you Zoomers that you're always donating money to hyper successful and wealthy people?
Snore Cardgage There is nothing wrong with sending stuff to a guy living on a tight gopnik budget, blin!
@@bogi2557 yes
5:48
I had actually read this manga.... Yeah it would be ban by youtube very fast.
Dare I ask what the plot is?
We need to know
I also wanna what the plot. Curiousity got the best of me.
Can I get a link?
Never
Boris when do you made the promised video ,,Why Slavs Eat Mayonez?" We like it to see your scientific videos.
Me too
Matej Miškuf im a non Slav (I think) and eat a sh*t ton of Mayonnaise.
Because.....................
Why not?
Send packages with less holes, so its not stolen by the goblins at the post office.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁
Sergei: ey that c h i l d r e n ‘ s b o o k has my name on it lemme see it in the other room
Источни Азиски шпијун БЉИН!!!
it's a book for pedos and rapists
I like when food is brought in there he gets super excited.
Well, you can't say no to cooking, friend.
0:12
"Okay, hit me"
-Boris
I actually searched life of Anatoli.
CienkiTV OMG SAME
same
Me too
same
nice profile pic xd
5:25 The kanji on mask reads _shinshi_ and it means "gentleman".
21:39 did Boris turn into Anatoli? xD
Someone actually sending a manga to Boris, damn lol. A questionable manga that is. Whats next, The Shashlik King himself playing some Japanese video games? :v
It is not mere manga my friend... IT IS ART IN IT'S TRUE WRIGGLY FORM!
Edit: I just saw Sergei take it 😋
HENTAI!
TO be fair, the guy himself has done a Japanese lesson, so ...
Just wait till one day somehow he plays it i guess. It all comes to full circle eventually
Its called Doujin aka Childrens book :'(
6:44 This is the saddest thing I have ever seen(pints to the saddest things ever)
gunterx music/games how did you get here???
TheJohannGamer28 A an SUPER SLAV
gunterx is confirmed slav
*super slav
TheJohannGamer28 yes
4:18
Someone: *sends fake money*
Also that person: *evil manical laughing woody INTENSIFIES*
5:23 OOF LOL WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!
Kompot squad here!
Aul Uthophia OY CYKA!
Strawberry and rhubarb kompot reporting!
Aul Uthophia yes sir.
Blueberry kompot here.
me
Eats the cheapest sunflower seeds from U.S wow this is great
David Tyler if there’s one thing the south gets right, it’s sunflower seeds and barbecue.
Maxwell Guillory One thing? Those are two.
@@whyisblue923taken Hes from the south let him be
@@maxwellguillory405 let me guess, but not maths, right?
@@TheAllMightyGodofCod I went to one of the best schools in the richest Southern state, Virginia. I failed Algebra, and still had to "read" letter-by-letter, yet still graduated with "Advanced Studies," whatever that means. College saved me, but the ones who chose to just let it be and go fix pickup trucks or something...their Southern cooking is better than mine. Not sayin' I don't make good food, but it ain't life-changingly good. You'll like it a lot, but your eyes won't roll back into another dimension with the first bite. I think you have to be just a little bit slow to do it right. When you start measuring out ingredients, writing stuff down, following internet recipes instead of asking your friends over, caring about healthiness, having a tight schedule to keep, that's where it falls apart. You're following grandma's recipe, and grandma couldn't read.
Its a clock, for your hand... It even shows the time!
Boris can probably sell vodka to a newborn child
1:00
OH YOU ARE A GORL
IM CRYING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣
"Goblins at the post office"! 😂😂😂😂😂
It's so satisfying to see you try the food Boris! You make everything look 1000 times more special, now I want to stuff my face with mayonnaise 🐈
Hermetic Kitten ASMR Boris ASMR channel confirmed
Hermetic Kitten ASMR Mayonez*
*Are you by chance a western spy*
Mayonez, blin.
Blyat, it is mayonez, gopnik.
Still watching this as of 2024
Happy very very late birthday Boris! , i hope you had a good birthday!
Sergei stole the hentai
Maybe he will read it
The big H E N T A I
who the fuck reads hentai
aasquared me...
@@CallMeDarkei what a legend
69 likes
“If I had the money, I would just be traveling every day of the month.”
Same, me too.
I got caught on this channel for 5 hours now. i think I'm addicted how do I stop?!
Gopnik wannabe
One of my good friends is married to a Czech girl, the first time I ate over there , I came into the kitchen to get beer and this chick was using a bayonet to cut vegetables. I burst into laughter and showed her this Channel. She actually uses a lot of his recipes . The funniest part was she said her father swore the bayonet was taken from a dead Russian soldier, and still used it as a kitchen knife.
Miracle Whip is an atrocity against mankind, as it is merely a cheap facsimile of true mayonez.
Yo this saddened me because my grandpa likes miracle whip
Xarian miracle whip is nasty as shit
I like miracle whip. Fight me.
@@stopsign1626 WESTERN SPY BLYATTTTT, STALIN, SEND HIM TO THE GULAG
Yes comrade dis shitty miracle whip is not true mayonez
Ay marmite is not English equivilant to mayonnaise blin!
guy dudeman No, Marmite is the lifeblood of the Brit.
locutus155 marmite is sh*t but also saying im aussie
RVB Felix Either you believe in it as a higher being, or you want to kill anyone who made it. (I am not a brit just saying)
Marmite taste like sergei's basement,blyat
Yea it’s the English equivalent to tar 😂
15:22
Boris: just Cake mix
Box: Corn Muffin Mix
Me: (*chuckles darkly*)
I need that hentai for..... Research.
69 likes, nice
Magika swordsman and summoner
Is not hentai from what I heard blayt
Somebody said is just harem anime/manga
Boris hentai reading coming soon?
Zerro Nyx it needs to happen
Zerro Nyx
I want boris audible books.
Zerro Nyx i would rather read some stalker themed manga
I'm just going to say that the manga's plot is one guy getting a harem of 72 pillars, and the pillars are girls. At first he's shy, but then he ends up just fucking all of the girls.
Original source is a light novel (basically a book with some pictures)
Boris got the manga adaptation
myanimelist.net/manga/62769/Magika_no_Kenshi_to_Basileus
DONT BE A PERVERT CYKA!!!!!!!!! i say it to Zerro Nyx
13:44 Sergei doing what i would have done
It’s SERGEI WESTERN SPY
No, stop bad.
Stealing Boris HENTAI BOOK
he would've burned the book
@@marioandluigi2000XD why? It's just a hentai
I love the music in the background at the start
Boris is like a little kid that only gets excited for packages and boxes 😂
silky smooth 60 fps jesus.
we all know what he did with the hentai after the video...
he looked at it.
nothing special.
shane bruland *nothing special you dummy.*
shane bruland jk you’re not a dummy :)
Anatoliy took it
...
I just forgot it. Nothing special.
@@fatitankeris6327 that is Sergey.
I have not laughed so hard since I was a little child....OMG you are a genuis.
Boris: I'm only joking I do not pay you
Subtitles: I'm only joking he's the coolest guy ever
marmite is yeast extract, very different from mayonnaise XD
marmite tastes like bad strawberry jam. kind of... uhhh sh*t
I guess it is as bad as the mayonez over here in America
@@RicardoMilos-fj6gg You're definitely getting the wrong mayonnaise. Miracle whip isn't mayonnaise either.
last time i was this early, glorious USSR still stood
Matthew Papoulias May it Stand Stronk again!
Matthew Papoulias ussr fake slav blyat
4:20 POG MOMENT
6:00 Boris you have no clue what you just did.
(Background) HEY! HIRE SOME LOCAL ANIMATORS! WE NEED BORIS AND ANATOLI FAN-FICS!
That is exactly What we DON’T need.
@@bogi2557 you cant stop the shippers and furrys from ruining everyting that can be shipped
E B I have no idea What shippers are, but I guess that’s true
@@bogi2557 they are the weebs on reddit who make romance stories out of eveything, the made countryhumans cringy
Others: United States of America
Boris: United America
Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. Other similar products include the Australian Vegemite, the Swiss Cenovis and the German Vitam-R. The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown food paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty.
DaggerFine even most people in Australia hate Vegemite.
Is vegemite any different to marmite, I love marmite
Happy bday broski.
This book cover already kills everything on youtube
20:00 Its actually said, "politicians are fed up with late trains" XD .
I lost it when he tried that shit of mayonese Miracle Whip. People here in Germany dont know whats good, so they want mayonese with low fat, BUT you will always get the best chocolate out there.
Honestly most people I know don't consider Miracle Whip as true mayonez :D
Wer weiß was den geritten hat, dass er Miracle Whip lecker findet xD
kurwa you can never go wrong with Aldi delikates majones, PLUS my kitchen is a 24/7 majones factory
M. .M Miracle Whip isnt considered mayonnaise in America, most people barely consider it edible but usually people like one but hate the other. Dont know how one could hate mayonnaise...
@@dommusilli3975 Its considered a topping for dog food when you hate the dog.
Dom Musilli It's closer to mustard than it is to mayonnaise, and is meant for cooking, not as a spread. It works wonderfully when making egg-based and fish-based dishes that mayonnaise overpowers very quickly.
Great work polan. I cannot wait to see what he will receive for christmas.
I used to think I was freaky now I know Im just Slavic! You make my day Boris!
Boris 3 years ago:gets hentai mask
Mask now!: MY TIME HAS CONE
The mask when it finds out when Boris already has a mask: NU BLYAA-
I just kept replaying the part where he opened mine. I'm so happy!
I don't Know Which one was yours?
Sgt. Eclair I was the second tom
Boris you got money for mayonaise now visit Romania.
because the ticket is the same price as a jar of mayonnaise?
Yes
romani dosent have majonez serbia has it its the best mi babuska is from romania and wen i go there i give har majonjez haha
What about some grammar?Serbia has it too right?
fok u serbians we have the best mayonesse, garlic sauce and mustard only for like one euro
4:31 Boris's Main Antagonist
Love your vids keep them coming peace from South Africa yes we watch your show😂😂👍