Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #32

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    Shorts:
    Look What You've Done
    Dr. Realdoctor 2
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    Damsel in Distress
    The Sting Operation
    Let's Drink
    Tall Boys Go On A Date
    Late For Work
    Half Off 2: Judgement Day
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  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 Před 2 lety +2525

    Laundry Boy and Señor Cleanfist teaming up will be the greatest crossover in the century

    • @zyperific4687
      @zyperific4687 Před 2 lety +16

      Aren't you disappointed because paradise got destroyed and eren died for nothing?

    • @lethunguyenthi5784
      @lethunguyenthi5784 Před 2 lety +5

      Which one

    • @bossieclover3866
      @bossieclover3866 Před 2 lety +7

      Wait... If you are typing... Who is leading?

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz Před 2 lety +34

      @@zyperific4687 Disappointed that some people are so immature that they go out of their way to spoil people and ruin their experience because they were unhappy they didn't get the ending they wanted for a japanese comic book.

    • @HateHater2205
      @HateHater2205 Před 2 lety +2

      I saw this in the original short for Laundry Boy

  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 Před 2 lety +533

    Louie says:
    “Not anymore, Fatty Bones.”
    Captions:
    “Dirty ball fairy balds.”

  • @j-swizzle
    @j-swizzle Před 2 lety +1041

    the infinity war reference was hilarious

    • @Ohaffles
      @Ohaffles Před 2 lety +7

      *Infinity War

    • @j-swizzle
      @j-swizzle Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ohaffles oh yea you’re right, my bad i get them mixed up

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 Před 2 lety +2

      We’re all waiting for the ending man!

    • @dehaifu68
      @dehaifu68 Před 2 lety +5

      And Star wars... slicing the battleship

    • @vocalthrower448
      @vocalthrower448 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dehaifu68 that was epic

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Před 2 lety +545

    People under estimated the 2-for-one guy.
    But the fact that he can manifest anything to be double is definitely something.

    • @________________________9
      @________________________9 Před 2 lety +34

      the questions is,can he use his power again and again or he can just double one thing once?if thats thr case he might as well double himself.infinite doubles.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 2 lety +4

      @@________________________9
      Gotta wait and see.

    • @________________________9
      @________________________9 Před 2 lety +18

      @@Zack_Zander i dont want to wait,gotta cut that time in half.

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 Před 2 lety +9

      @@________________________9 I mean, Half off oscar can half things infinitely, whats to say we won't have infinite doubles.

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden Před 2 lety +6

      if he can double anything and the other guy can cut it in half, then won't they just cancel each other out?

  • @PepziTwist
    @PepziTwist Před 2 lety +606

    "Using My last drop of infinite strength"
    Im dead 🤣

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT Před 2 lety +6

      Lol whats to be so funny about it lol

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist Před 2 lety +49

      @@TheRandomizerYT infinite power = endless power.
      Endless power don't end, therefor there wouldent be a last drop of infinite strength.

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT Před 2 lety +5

      @@PepziTwist
      Bruh, that's a strange thought, but ok

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist Před 2 lety +33

      @@TheRandomizerYT its not a thought its what was said in the episode you pinecone

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist Před 2 lety +14

      @@TheRandomizerYT did you for real like your own coments 🤣

  • @ValiantOp97
    @ValiantOp97 Před 2 lety +2075

    This is just an elaborate set up for a buy one get one half off joke, and I am loving every minute of it. Can’t wait for the split second come backs in this upcoming double creature feature.

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 Před 2 lety +2527

    Not gonna lie, the doctor that shot himself so an ambulance can drive him to work is lowkey a genius

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 Před 2 lety +61

      I mean, ubers exist... but yeah def ingenious ahaha

    • @godisnotastupididiotfcking460
      @godisnotastupididiotfcking460 Před 2 lety +14

      Blm is not anti asian

    • @amethystsavage4018
      @amethystsavage4018 Před 2 lety +69

      I think you’re in the wrong comment section

    • @edgarzomboss7185
      @edgarzomboss7185 Před 2 lety +22

      except for the fact hes gonna lose blood at alarming rate cause thats the place with the largest bone in the body and a bunch of nerves so if he shoots neitheer of these he will probably die

    • @amethystsavage4018
      @amethystsavage4018 Před 2 lety +21

      @@edgarzomboss7185 yeah, but at least he got to work on time 😂

  • @AzieniaTheBests
    @AzieniaTheBests Před 2 lety +834

    "Half off" actually could be a good movie if cyanide and happiness made it. Or like a show. Something.

    • @DTay-bn2ro
      @DTay-bn2ro Před 2 lety +1

      What

    • @grayson6
      @grayson6 Před 2 lety +38

      I’d give it five stars but 2 and a half of them got cut off

    • @Corzoko
      @Corzoko Před 2 lety +8

      Or a half-hour short

    • @Mike-mf3ed
      @Mike-mf3ed Před 2 lety

      I was gonna say the same thing!

    • @alankorir7707
      @alankorir7707 Před 2 lety +5

      hell lot better than end-game

  • @martinmarvinii3139
    @martinmarvinii3139 Před 2 lety +405

    The Sting Operation was easily the funniest yet in my opinion

    • @jardex2275
      @jardex2275 Před 2 lety +23

      Yeah, it has a solid premise, setup, and payoff. Bonus points for being SFW enough to share around the office as well.

    • @melroysojan
      @melroysojan Před 2 lety +1

      Nobody double crosses FATTY BONES MALONE🥵

    • @purple6496
      @purple6496 Před 2 lety +3

      4:15

    • @purple6496
      @purple6496 Před 2 lety +1

      @@melroysojan 🥵

  • @dispenser9083
    @dispenser9083 Před 2 lety +295

    I just realized the underwear had pee at the front so no wonder he was like “okaaay”

  • @thebaldcat6708
    @thebaldcat6708 Před 2 lety +664

    You may think you’re hard core but you’re not “smoke a drug cocktail out of a corpse” hard core

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před 2 lety +332

    I want to become a real doctor just so I can say "don't worry, I'm a real doctor"

  • @dakotapearce8919
    @dakotapearce8919 Před 2 lety +338

    I love this one especially the “real doctor”

  • @od-jake9474
    @od-jake9474 Před 2 lety +308

    The priest is awesome, he's confused, but hape for the pair none the less

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat Před 2 lety +6

      Happy

    • @potatojuice9226
      @potatojuice9226 Před 2 lety +4

      Cringe pfp

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat Před 2 lety +6

      @@Gorttheduck he meant happy

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Gorttheduck I don’t think this was a joke, nor was the misspelling a joke lmao. Where’s the joke in this statement? It’s completely serious, there’s no punchline. Do you know what a joke is...?

    • @dvargas3553
      @dvargas3553 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Gorttheduck ...where’s the joke, the misspelling? Is that a joke to you...? Is that what qualifies as humor to you? There’s no joke, the guy misspelled a word, that’s it lol. If a misspelling is humorous to you, for whatever strange reason, I suggest looking up some 1st grader’s spelling tests; I’m sure you’ll find them HILARIOUS.

  • @christhenerdfreak9167
    @christhenerdfreak9167 Před 2 lety +29

    10:33 - 10:49 it sounded like he was about to say Kamehameha but instead he said cut it in half. I’m glad they brought him back😂🤣

    • @pretz9180
      @pretz9180 Před 2 měsíci

      How About I Cut That Price...IN HAIF KamehamehaHAIF!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAZAAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAZAZAZAZAzazZAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @_rebzy3194
    @_rebzy3194 Před 2 lety +9

    7:55 kids role-playing on Roblox lol

  • @antagonist1038
    @antagonist1038 Před 2 lety +42

    The cut in half lore getting deeper.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Před rokem +8

    7:25 He shit in his sleeves lol.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 2 lety +237

    _"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens"_ - Albert Intestine

  • @ThatsAGift759
    @ThatsAGift759 Před 2 lety +64

    I love how space octopus said oops and God just starting beating earth

    • @masterjmv2374
      @masterjmv2374 Před 2 lety +1

      The definition of why the gods are the greatest murderers who ever lived. The mangog is right the entire time

  • @goose93
    @goose93 Před 2 lety +27

    1:41
    Guy: *moans in drug overdose*
    CZcams captions: ah yes, *music*

  • @theRetroSquirrel
    @theRetroSquirrel Před 2 lety +8

    9:15 it's like I am watching a trailer to a action trailer

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 Před 2 lety +235

    Yay another compilation that is over 10 minutes

    • @acrj-alfasaus4825
      @acrj-alfasaus4825 Před 2 lety +2

      gotta get that 10 minute revenue somehow

    • @jasperpluk
      @jasperpluk Před 2 lety +4

      something wrong with it being more then 10 minutes? they deserve the revenue imo...

    • @godisnotastupididiotfcking460
      @godisnotastupididiotfcking460 Před 2 lety +1

      Blm is not anti asian

    • @renamon5658
      @renamon5658 Před 2 lety

      @@jasperpluk nothing wrong just i am annoyed that most of their compilations are under 9 minutes

  • @nikolimoon6165
    @nikolimoon6165 Před 2 lety +8

    5:32
    Door-guy: TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
    XXD

  • @kinggeedorah5343
    @kinggeedorah5343 Před 2 lety +9

    9:40 i cant believe i got fucking infinite war’d by cyanide and happines

  • @TheBlackswordsman.
    @TheBlackswordsman. Před 2 lety +44

    Why was this animation so damn smooth.. 10:43
    It's addictive.

    • @koibuprofen
      @koibuprofen Před rokem +1

      thats what i love about webcomics with really consistent art styles, when they begin you dont really expect much from them because the person making them is still new to art, but as they go on and the artists skill increases (without the comics style changing at all) they suddenly hit you with this WAVE of talent

  • @Squidly_Venture
    @Squidly_Venture Před 2 lety +125

    We still need the sequel to two for one Todd

  • @keagankirkwood7791
    @keagankirkwood7791 Před 2 lety +382

    I'd like to see them fight in the cyanide happiness cinematic universe (CHCU) the half off guy and the two for one guy

    • @istandwithisrael5110
      @istandwithisrael5110 Před 2 lety +14

      The two for one guy would make two half off oscars that would cut him in half

    • @Its_The_Astro
      @Its_The_Astro Před 2 lety +6

      Cyanide and Happiness the movie.

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls Před 2 lety +11

      @@Its_The_Astro I think they could actually make a solid movie out of that confrontation. Movies have been made with less

    • @teaaddict6505
      @teaaddict6505 Před 2 lety +4

      I read CHCU as CHUCHU and thought the topic has switched to trains

    • @juanmenez4549
      @juanmenez4549 Před 2 lety +6

      i wonder if the tickets would cost half price or you could get 2 for one

  • @luigiman64
    @luigiman64 Před 2 lety +43

    What does the scouter say about his power level?
    10:33
    It's over 9000!!!!

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +4

    "And frankly, your prizes are just way too low"
    With that voice, that line was hilarious.

  • @Ohh_Six
    @Ohh_Six Před 2 lety +35

    The fact that I saw the train coming but didn't see the train coming

  • @lazzy0dog
    @lazzy0dog Před 2 lety +6

    10:24 okay that was dam cool

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia Před 2 lety +9

    4:07 like two birds with one stone

  • @UndeadDragonWarrior
    @UndeadDragonWarrior Před 2 lety +25

    I really want to see Laundry Boy at work.

  • @ArtemisAvali
    @ArtemisAvali Před 2 lety +9

    9:10 I love the reference

  • @KAI_GD
    @KAI_GD Před 2 lety +51

    i love watching these

  • @kylebroflovski8155
    @kylebroflovski8155 Před rokem +5

    1:22 That's What The Police Are Looking For

  • @ShadowVenomoth64
    @ShadowVenomoth64 Před rokem +3

    2:45 Laundry boy is my wearing suits was still cleaning!”-Mr. Wolf 🐺

  • @theklown8820
    @theklown8820 Před 2 lety +7

    3:58 what was that noise lmao

  • @TopHatVlogs
    @TopHatVlogs Před rokem +4

    4:15 SO MANY PLOT TWIST!!!!!

  • @ljtheone
    @ljtheone Před 2 lety +68

    god punching earth is how the pandemic started - true story

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 Před 2 lety +13

    Half-off Oswald vs 2for1 Todd should be epic.

  • @lilgalaxy6729
    @lilgalaxy6729 Před rokem +3

    2:33 “ here comes…. Word girl!”

  • @bobthe_blob
    @bobthe_blob Před rokem +11

    3:18 the bottom of the underwear is yellow

  • @henrikolangeveld6732
    @henrikolangeveld6732 Před 2 lety +26

    Still waiting for Half off 3: The cancel out.

    • @lowqualityfrog
      @lowqualityfrog Před 2 lety +1

      Sadly it won’t happen. Because he cut the series IN HALF!!!

  • @yellowfrog2259
    @yellowfrog2259 Před 2 lety +9

    How kids think having a baby works:
    8:03

  • @mistaprogg
    @mistaprogg Před 2 lety +3

    Big Brian move lol 8:20

  • @TheGreatBonus
    @TheGreatBonus Před 2 lety +7

    6:40 this is probably the closest to Joe Zombie Episode 8 we are ever going to get.

  • @rebeccachambers4701
    @rebeccachambers4701 Před 2 lety +33

    I worked in the hospital and I can tell you this is exactly what most doctors are like

  • @theweirdo61
    @theweirdo61 Před 2 lety +17

    10:24-10:32 Ultimate anime plot twist

  • @RKBock
    @RKBock Před rokem +9

    this was supposed to be the turning point of the "cut it in half" saga, but unfortunately the story was cut in half.

  • @kaslingovender
    @kaslingovender Před 2 lety +8

    He used the patient to make a bong 😂

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia Před 2 lety +11

    discord mods be like: 9:57

    • @Wagdaddy_09
      @Wagdaddy_09 Před 9 měsíci

      Eh that guy looked like a power lifter not a shower but definitely strong. Discord mods have no strength. The almost naked with just underwear was accurate tho.

  • @domjancepic8491
    @domjancepic8491 Před rokem +5

    my laugh when i pull up a nasty prank on someone 3:42

  • @ShadowVenomoth64
    @ShadowVenomoth64 Před rokem +2

    4:35 Those sound sweet!”-Mr. Snake 🐍

  • @Token101
    @Token101 Před 2 lety +5

    8:48 best movie ever

  • @ayubahmed3610
    @ayubahmed3610 Před 2 lety +11

    0:29 and that my boy is how the dinosaurs died by god falcon punching the earth

  • @Aguil0-0
    @Aguil0-0 Před 2 lety +6

    Dr mario be like: 1:17

  • @Merikhurlbut
    @Merikhurlbut Před 2 lety +12

    they need to make a movie and try to get it in theatres lmao

  • @Joe-rn6rp
    @Joe-rn6rp Před 2 lety +4

    8:11 lol

  • @Skaldenwolf
    @Skaldenwolf Před 2 lety +5

    8:39 he shot the other leg

  • @roksanna251
    @roksanna251 Před rokem +3

    9:50 isnt the spaghetti monster the god of all universe?

  • @skuoppy
    @skuoppy Před 2 lety +5

    10:53 basically hank wimbleton in a nutshell

  • @onestar8796
    @onestar8796 Před 2 lety +12

    One Punch man Vs Half Punch man
    Who gonna win ?

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz Před 2 lety

      One Punch Man vs Half-Off Oscar? One Punch Man would wipe the floor with him.

    • @rhinoMF
      @rhinoMF Před 2 lety

      @@JoshLefelhocz nah bro Half - Off Oscar is much more powerful. He can cut Saitama in half and Oscar has Multi + feats

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz Před 2 lety

      @@rhinoMF One, Oscar's universal, as he was gonna annihilate an entire universe by cutting it in half. Saitama is literally a gag character, and has no limits. If they want him to win, he will.

  • @topslicetopslice1450
    @topslicetopslice1450 Před 2 lety +17

    Is no one going to mention how amazing that last one was with the sounds and animation?! Plus the plot?! Give a like yall

  • @3kay3H
    @3kay3H Před 2 lety +2

    "Using My last drop of infinite strength"
    LMFAO

  • @LilacTidalWave
    @LilacTidalWave Před 2 lety +9

    3:31 he eat tie

  • @yellowfrog2259
    @yellowfrog2259 Před 2 lety +10

    The guy in the last one probably had a monocle but said "2 for 1" and used glasses instead

  • @Adrian.R850
    @Adrian.R850 Před 2 lety +29

    Dr. Realdoctor is like the cartoon version of Dr. Mario...
    He cures just with pills and only pills...

  • @nukenife9777
    @nukenife9777 Před rokem +1

    The Boat one got me.

  • @memesifoundondiscord9524
    @memesifoundondiscord9524 Před 2 lety +6

    11:50 he is is time lord lol

  • @AlexanderEndless
    @AlexanderEndless Před 2 lety +9

    Would love to see half-off part 3

  • @CoopHunter.
    @CoopHunter. Před 2 lety +10

    We need half off 3

  • @JayJay-bj8uj
    @JayJay-bj8uj Před 2 lety +7

    9:05
    Avengers infinity war

  • @dreamtoonofficialchannel
    @dreamtoonofficialchannel Před 2 lety +1

    Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 🎈🌋🌋

  • @_ian_wick_
    @_ian_wick_ Před 2 lety +12

    1:59 I laughed my ass off on that😂

  • @kingkandeta3338
    @kingkandeta3338 Před 2 lety +6

    This is truly wholesome.

  • @AmadeusHemmitt
    @AmadeusHemmitt Před 2 lety +12

    Absolutely loved every skit, you guys still don't mess 🤣

  • @mc6608
    @mc6608 Před 2 lety +2

    That was adorable 7:57

  • @lemonnoob1235
    @lemonnoob1235 Před 2 lety +8

    Is it just me or does “Real Doctor” remind me of Dr. Mario?

  • @awesomesuperribbitsworldYT

    10:40 killed me 😂

  • @hella_devious2137
    @hella_devious2137 Před 2 lety +3

    “laundry boy?”
    Laundry boy: “Y A H”

  • @elibestie8072
    @elibestie8072 Před 2 lety +6

    i didnt realize this came out a few hours ago but im loving it 😩

  • @therealprettygirll5467
    @therealprettygirll5467 Před 2 lety +4

    “Watch who you call your homie” 😅😂

  • @Acepilot8Gaming
    @Acepilot8Gaming Před 2 lety +5

    All of these jokes are amazing especially when put into one big compilation like this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kenabukanyo
    @Kenabukanyo Před 2 lety +2

    The last line " .... On the double . " cracked me :)))))))

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah Před 2 lety +27

    I found it hilarious that god was punching California and surrounding areas in Now Look What You've Done.

  • @towertimesgaming4319
    @towertimesgaming4319 Před 2 lety +5

    The half off section ALWAYS gives me chills, and I don't know why but I love it

  • @terminator35721
    @terminator35721 Před rokem +2

    Realdoctor’s patient: “I don’t feel so good”
    Same patient: eats all of the pills at once

  • @mrscowisbeautiful
    @mrscowisbeautiful Před 2 lety +2

    Plot twist fake laundry boy is actually moth Man

  • @TheWarriorXander
    @TheWarriorXander Před 2 lety +4

    Looking forward to the final battle: Two-for-one Todd vs Half-off Oscar.

  • @A.Person.Who.Exists
    @A.Person.Who.Exists Před 2 lety +6

    5:16 Fatty-Bones Disowned

  • @keishaunirving6858
    @keishaunirving6858 Před rokem +1

    I remember watching these in 2018 😭 I just found it and didn’t realize how funny they are

  • @dylanbb6787
    @dylanbb6787 Před 2 lety

    These videos never get old

  • @generalians
    @generalians Před 2 lety +3

    HOLY SHIT! I just realized the chugging from the soul gem scene is actually Trolley Tom's trolley when he was the angel of death.

  • @ultron420l9
    @ultron420l9 Před 2 lety +4

    NOW I'VE GOT TWO FAILING HEARTS.

  • @felixcorona13
    @felixcorona13 Před 2 lety +2

    Instant classics lol 💯

  • @marynassuna3792
    @marynassuna3792 Před 2 lety +4

    1:47
    (Its fine)

  • @ben737D
    @ben737D Před 2 lety +6

    Teacher: okay kids, how did the dinosaurs go extinct?
    Smart Kid: the dinosaurs died of an asteroid
    The Religious Kid: 0:29

  • @bumofjum
    @bumofjum Před 2 lety +1

    Time to watch these videos I’ve already watched for the 17th time this month!