Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)
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of course the most replayed part is Nep's moaning
Yeah, because even my dog has a boner from this…
Didn't realize till you pointed that out
that's cus of me
@@pesky19 And me
Thabks for pointing that hidden gem out.
"I'm gonna get this ninja"
"They have a ninja?"
Clearly the ninja is doing his job properly then
Not that well it seems, an idiot seems to have detected the ninja anyways.
@@leika8838 confirmed. I detected the ninja
2:36 the Kana's said Aho あほ means idiot/stupid
@@jqa16 You mean hiragana?
@@arcadiuszero382 the term Kana refers to both katakana and hiragana.
For the ones who dont know what “toggle” means:
activating your hacks in the middle of a match
thank you so much
It is time to toggle.
While soviet agrees lol
Thank you
Cheers
I know that this video is 6 years old at this point, but I wanted to point out that at 9:29, when Cyanide's Hot girlfriend takes over, it looks to me as though the reason that she keeps looking away is because she is trying to line up the gun barrel with the enemy player/target etc. Only once Cyanide points out the crosshair in the next clip does she realise that the crosshair exists, and is where the bullets are going. Earlier in the video, when she is controlling their movement she tells cyanide that he doesn't know how to shoot, because in her mind, he's not aligning the gun with the target.
I felt like pointing this out because I have seen this video many times and was genuinely curious as to why she was aiming like this. I thought others might find this interesting as well.
Edit:
Just to add, this is only just a theory I came up with. I could be 100% wrong but it's what makes the most sense to me.
thank you. I came back to this video just for an explanation after 6 years.
How did she not notice the crosshair until he told her about it? When she watched him play first
@@lazthegreat10 Because she's not used to playing video games. Razbuten made some fantastic video essays on the subject, but the short of it is we expect crosshairs to be there and know to shoot center whereas she probably only sees some weird anomaly of dust at the center and nothing of significance
Damn son, where'd you find this
Genuine respect! Thank you, this is very interesting
LEGIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STRETCHING PART
CaptainAlligatah lol grill gamers man
I repeat Noah, was quite enjoyable,
I make those kind of noises when I stretch and I'm a guy
it reminds me of when I turn on girls Tennis and close my eyes
Womble's panicking Uhhh though was the frosting on that cake. a aaaand I suddenly understand the joke behind Cake's username...
"Stretching"
;)
+Theodore Nguyen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Theodore Nguyen :D
Now its all over edberg's stream, people kept yelling #nepgasm
Well that was blunt
9:48 when you realize cyanide’s hot gf is using the tip of the gun for the crosshair :)
It makes so much more sense
@@trackernivrig well yes, but actually no
name nachname lol
But his gf isn't hot xD
@@karanw4276 I think they are comparing her to Cyanide beauty wise
“I watch Soviet for the content” (Nep’s stretching noises)
But that is content
"There's a bit of leprosy in the server" LMAO
What
Bottom Text
Oh hello there soup from 4 years ago
SOUP?
Packet loss, appendage loss, what's the difference?
(Has a mouse malfunction) (Ranks up)
That wasn't a mouse malfunction. That was the mouse making it's own account, getting CS:GO, and winning a couple hundred matches all within a few seconds to rank Soviet up.
Brandon Deets "YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT FUCKING... FUCK!"-Edburg
was that edberg? it sounded like cyanide's voice ...
Elvin Celis It was Cyanide. He's always pissed that Womble gets these high promotions without effort.
Jared Hernandez well it does sound like edburg to me and Cyanide is not in the game it's kaffe, ed, Womble gambit and rotary(not sure about the last one) but if I made a mistake sorry my bad 😂
What I wouldn't do to be in a group like this, you all seem so awesome to be around, dont let that go womble, enjoy it.
If you wanna be in a group like this, try joining groups that play the games that you play.
Play call of duty? Try looking for people who play frequently. There are probably a lot of people that are nice to be with and play with.
@@fameolife I'm actually looking for some warzone and multiplayer friends. Hate having a constantly aching back from carrying my team most days
SovietWomble was never about trying to get the top place in games. He only seeks immersion in games, having fun with clan mates. ZF is just a perfect mix of seriousness and having fun.
Ho Mina And don’t forget incompetence as well as volatile intelligence.
@@GoodVibes-xq4yi Hey, we can do WZ together, whatcha think?
A German guy sees a Jewish girl at the bar and wants to ask her out.
"Hey girl, let me get your number"
"EXCUSE ME, we have names now!"
how is this connected to the video? and im going to use that a lot haha.
FUCKING GENIUS
😂 oh that's terrible 😂
@@dgbd9030 there is a bit in this video where, i forget who it was, says "mate, it's german humor. it's no laughing matter." so he gave a nice example of said humor.
@@XarathDominion oh right. with all the random shit Soviet has in his streams i forgot. thx
"I'm a tactician like Napoleon" and now you're dead like Napoleon
If I was there, I would have said "You know Napoleon was a fucking shit tactician right? I mean he invaded Russia in WINTER for fuck sake, how much more FAIL could you get?"
Digging Deeper #01 true
+Zo Mana Never invade them
They are SPFC (Supreme Master First Class)
Duck Inc. did u know that Napoleon was blown apart? if u know what i mean
Naw man, Napoleon was killed by his own wallpaper
"I take psychology, I use it on you."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
That response means its working.
^My wife is a behavioral analyst. Can 100% confirm that she uses her techniques on me.
Is cyanide hot gf is gorty in this one ? The voice is kinda different
Ray Anderson i want a gf that does that to me
@@namnnamn1911 gf is different
Isn't that a really sketchy thing to actively do? Or is it once you know you just can't stop?
Petition to nominate the following names as the sexiest-sounding people in ZF:
1. Quebec
2. Gambit
3. Edberg
And what, have them cover fuckin Queen songs?
You forgot nevil
Quebec's voice is just 👌
Nevil for sure.
Don't forget Moogle.
I’m so happy 4 years later this video hasn’t died yet, please keep it this way forever.
Soviet's content will always continue to go on. It will be the final proof of human existence
Yes we will
We shall continue this legacy of yours.
I swear my pants were on before 5:45
Chad Kirby
Ethan Rae lol I'm pretty sure she wouldn't masturbate when she knows she's on a quite large stream in the middle of a comp
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. Yea... BUT WHAT IF... 🤔
Wait....WE'RE WEARING PANTS!!!!!??!????!??!!!!!!!
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co.
maybe thats her fetish
**Moans** i am "S t r e c h i n g"
Hamilton ate my soul he has to say im stretching so that they dont suspect he’s doing something.
Mm sexy
Idk why but whenever she was "stretching", shit got so tense that i actually wanted a girl to "stretch" like this in a csgo match
Heh, I'm partially (well, mostly) deaf too:)
You bet your ass she is stretching. The question is - what part of her body is she stretching?
@@ArvisSc LMAO 🤣
9:55 "Still better than Womble" I'm DYING
I just love how Cyanide is basicly telling his brain functions to his girlfriend when she's supposed to move ^^
ADADADADAD RUNAWAY AAAAH
Every time Soviet says “I hate this clan”, I’m pretty sure he means “I hate Cyanide”.
Everyone hates cyanide
it's more of 85% Cyanide, 15% everyone else
Exclusively cyanide
@@the_solomon_sage8431 minus Nep.
@@GenshinLover283 and cake
I'm concerned about how many clips of Nep "Stretching" you have on you.
Not only Nep but Darius "Stretching"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@鸡巴 Youre fun at parties arent you?
鸡巴 if it is all streamed how is it set up I mean I saw this stream
But I need more
Nep:
"I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,
Is it because of your stream?"
Soviet: *eeerrrrr*
nothing says friendship like saying "You don't deserve that" moments after you accomplish something
Dear Valve, I would like to report a bug with the current version of your game. It appears that I have lost my rank of DMG. And I have rapidly fallen through the ranks to land on Gold Nova Master. Though I appreciate having mastery over these novas, this is the opposite of what I wanted, as I should have reached Global Elite by now. Please address this issue with a hotfix as soon as is feasible.
TL:DR - teh fuck?!
+SovietWomble The game is bugged. I'm clearly better than all the Russians, yet I've been demoted to SEM. Obviously a bug.
+SovietWomble In case you aren't joking, I'll spill a bit of knowledge on you :-)
Valve recently made changes to the ranking system to make it a bell curve centering on somewhere in the upper half of Gold Nova. Too many people had ended up in GE, so they needed to balance the ranks out. Your rank is actually not the badge you see on your profile, it's a number players can't access or even see. So your actual rank hasn't changed, but it doesn't look as posh anymore.
Not a bug
A fix
+SovietWomble Even if you win games you still get demoted. Sad times. :D
+SovietWomble I dropped from LEM to Master Guardian 2 in the course of 15 games, 4 loses, every loss a rank drop. Game is fucked.
If anyone wants to know, Japanese at 2:36 spells "あほ" ("idiot")
bacon oh lol I didn't know that XD
[BAKA INTENSIFIES]
Actually now that I take a closer look that spells Aho not baka right?
[AHO INTENSIFIES]
Two different ways to say mostly the same thing. あほ is just more aggressive. Its commonly translated as "Dumbass" rather than as "Idiot."
Man I was 16 when this came out, I feel old coming back to these videos.
5:38
The response is pure gold and
Effortlessly funny
@2:36 - "must be the ninja" lmao
im just commenting because we have the same profile picture
yurtpoh Is it bad that I understand the text shown over the "ninja"? It's Japanese for "moron", BTW.
***** You might want to double-check the second character. There's TWO horizontal strokes on it, not one.
i wouldn't know, i can't read japanese. i wish i could though lol
it reads aho dude which means moron
"I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,is it because of your stream?"
"Uh.." _No it's cause ppl wanna "stretch" with you_
Oh god 😢😰😨😵😱
That was so funny to me how he was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh idk"
if people didn't get that joke from the video they're too innocent
@@felixftw4702 yeah
remove "with" from that answer.
The anger displayed at the end when he ranked up is just hilarious
"Whats with the salt Kaffe, jeezus, let your hair down"
Ironic.
She finally did
THIS IS A JOKE DONT VERBALLY ATTACK ME
Why he is angry? Wat is -65 thing?
@@sivarajamani6709 Kaffe hit someone for 65 hp
i can listen to neps 'stretching' aaaaaaaaaall day
Me too
u pervert........
we need a 1 hour remix :D
there exists an hour version of that bit.
wellwe'rewaiting.gif
"GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"
Yes
That's a beautiful relationship
@@manager-nim2623 they broke up, you know?
@@duydome lol really? I wonder why.
@@duydome
Oh. I didn't realize that. You know why?
ZF clan's reaction to Womble's promotion never gets old
This is the most watched of Womble's video, and the part that gets replayed the most is Nep's.
So congratulations to Nep for being the most popular person on Womble's channel.
Least surprising Bullshittery fun fact 🤓👍
* s t r e t c h i n g*
@@MiksteR_RdY its funny watching females with 0 personality resort to incredibly shameful tactics like objectifying themselves for a small bit of attention.
@@MiksteR_RdY worse part is how she plays dumb and wonders why so many people are adding her.
@@MiksteR_RdY and this is all she literally does. She has 0 personality or jokes so she just moans.
@@BennysUnhinged can i use this for r/niceguys
@@TheAugizzz This sounds more like the exact opposite of r/niceguys IMO
5:45 #NepGasm
+SovietWomble Usually there are a lot of people watching your videos. Maybe you should ask them to send Nep friends requests? ;)
+SovietWomble i love cars. nep loves cars. therefore i love nep.
+SovietWomble Had the same thing last night IRL with hot Polish women ;) Be jelly Mr Womble.
Where can I watch live Nep porn? Aka stream
+SovietWomble There is a hungarian gipsy in ZF?
**Mouse malfunctioning**
Valve: ah yes let's promote this guy
I was wondering what made THIS particular video Soviet’s most watched video.
I should have known. 😂
"Stretching"
"I am getting a lot of friends"
*I W O N D E R W H Y*
GUESS... You have three chances...
*continues stretching*
*I W O N D E R H O W , I W O N D E R W H Y*
It’s first day of no nut November and she’s “stretching”
i lost yesterday, man, i don't even care at this point
But what is she stretching exactly 😉
Alias Fakename Fucc November.
Weak
Film Addict I’m still holding on strong after that video
8 years ago CZcams was so much better than now CZcams (content-wise and generally speaking, you're still doing fine work Womble)
“Huh, I wonder what the most viewed section of the video is.”
Nep: Allow me to introduce myself.
I can't stop laughing at Edberg's reaction to you being promoted. It was too good~ XD
Lmao! I thought that was Cyanide!! 😂🤣
I died from laughter xDDD
That was Cyanide
@@legomanas4702 it was edberg, you can tell from the accent
@@pixelbox5874 oh
Shit....
Best part of these CSGO videos is listening to Edberg and Cyanide nerdrage every time Soviet ranks up.
the fact that this video got age restricted because of nep's stretching session
Cake sounds adorable and Nep sounds hot.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
NickAsNickName Who's Cake? Is she the gf?
@@od2473 might i direct you to the 5th episode if you haven't already
Who is nep?
@@TheGamer5465 she was the one "stretching"
666 likes ma boi
You should have included the part where Nep goes "These are perfectly normal noises that a woman makes" and Cyanide goes "While having sex, yes."
Everyone makes noises when they stretch but we have higher voices so the noises we make when stretching sounds more "sexual" than men. As a lesbian I can tell you if your girlfriend makes those noises during sex she's either bored or faking it to make you feel like you're doing a good job.
+Blake Belladonna
I'm not sure why you commented that. I was just telling Womble to include the part of the stream when Nep and Cyanide had that dialogue.
I was mainly commenting on Cyanide's lack of knowledge on women and that his girlfriend must very long-suffering and not at all good at video games.
+Blake Belladonna You should look up the definition of "joke", Bella. While your knowledge is admirable, it's really made only for entertainment.
+Spectre Fox leave her alone she is a lesbian and insulting anyone on the Internet who isn't a cisgender white male is against the law /s (btw /s means sarcasm because I don't trust the Internet not to kill me if I don't make sure the know what it means)
0:28 this reminds of a time where I accidentaly clicked on an button for disabled people
which when the lamps to cross the roads go green an sound will appear.
And a women asked me : are you partially deaf?
And I wasn’t listening so I just said yes.
And it just realised that after crossing the street
It's 2023, youtube now has a feature were you can see where most people have watched the video, you can't guess where it is lmao
ffs xd
Womble: Aaaaaaaaa....... Ooh! *buys Negev* *Shooting intensifies*
i just love every weird (not sexy, fuck no) sounds womble makes
ShadowKnight Amber lol
Yeah and then everyone: oh god
This is why you never give soviet a negev 😂😂
bet you want to "stretch" with nep
Danykyller PT I wish lol
OF COURSE!
Danykyller PT stretch with her, or "stretch her out"?
2101josh both at the same time
Seth Wenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:11 just realized that Edberg shot Womble here, you can see his character in the background and see the friendly fire message in the chat
Man it sure was fun to just play together with your friends every weekend back then, back when this video came out. Things changed a lot since then but boy am I glad I had the opportunity to enjoy it. Thank you soviet for making me nostalgic again.
Same brother.
I started playing csgo after watching his videos.
I was in class 7 in 2016 and now I'm about to graduate college.
Thousands of hours on csgo, tons of friends and memories made.
0:00 - world class flashbang
0:09 - going to A
0:12 - prom queen
0:19 - lost cause
0:27 - diversity
0:59 - stuck under the floor
1:15 - Juan
1:21 - the ninja
1:25 - the mystery of the red gun
1:44 - wrong analogy
1:53 - Cyaninde as Napoleon
2:16 - stuck in the door
2:32 - the ninja apears
2:41 - keeping the AWP
3:00 - Womble's first Ace
3:31 - salty Kaffe
3:41 - pappas got this
4:08 - leprosy in the server
4:18 - Echo the cheater
4:27 - German humour
4:39 - ladies first
4:56 - Negev
5:07 - introducing Nep
5:37 - "stretching"
6:05 - Utopian food
6:19 - Soviet at the top
6:23 - smoke fail
6:28 - spastics
6:42 - sound test
7:46 - Soviet with the grill gun
7:56 - Cyanide and Cyanide's hot girlfriend
10:30 - mouse malfunction
10:51 - Distinguished Master Guardian
6:35 Tunnel!
You are the hero CZcams needs
i was watching this vid so long ago.. i now i realize this comment. it's save my laifu. xD
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Cyanide's hot girlfriend is Cake.
you're definitely wrong there
Nep: I’m stretching
Me: you’re stretching something, and it definitely isn’t your back
Oh yea~
You're*
@@jackychang9148 is this a joke? Am i getting woooshed?
Arham they’re correcting the first “your” not the second one
@@waleedalshammari8920 its sad that you had to explain it to him
deserves more likes
I swear, Womble getting Global Elite is the best part of these videos
I like how whenever womble throws a flash he watches it as it's going to explode
When Soviet said Cyanide's girlfriend would be playing, I thought he was talking about Cyanide's right hand.
Well yeah his right hand would be on the mouse
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOHOHOHOHOO
Ooooooh the burn tho
i think the first time everyone thought the same
He's talking about his arranged bride who's like a ten year old.
Nep: "stretches".
Cyanide: I must say-
By the way, the Japanese over the ninja’s head translates to “idiot.”
Glad to see im not the only one enjoying this vid still. The old UI and maps, the old gun sounds, what a nostalgia blast.
Someone was stretching Nep
my friend join me in my campaign we will beat Nixon!
You sir are smooth as fuck lol
Stretching her ass you mean
lmao
@@GayBrain you really do think
we are number one but every one is replaced with NEP "stretching"
Shiro The Asian #nepgasm
Do it.
Six years later...This is....Perfection
I love how Edberg rages, he's like a pure embodiment of anger or something
I remember the first time I was teaching a game "league of legends" to my girlfriend, and she would go straight to the tower and tank it without minions, and in my mind I was singing "where did I go wrong"
Did you broke up with her?
Same
Yes sir, all in the past now :D
What made me stop and wonder, is when she used ashe's W to damage the tower, and she'd see the arrows go through them with no damage to turret whatsoever, but keeps doing it, throughout the entire match her gameplay was "respawn > go mid > tank turret (3 hits) > spam W even when it's on cooldown > die > wait respawn timer > do it again"
Nonetheless I just wanted share laughs with you guys xD
Cheers!
haha thats great XD you still play the game?
Sadly T-T
Amazing video, very well done. I laughed the entire way through. Best of luck to you!
We'll never thought you'd see woody here did you? Well you did #wombleisspreading
woodycraft
+WoodysGamertag Miss your mail monday
+WoodysGamertag Most kind. Thank you!
+WoodysGamertag wow, ur still alive. loved ur videos way back in the day. you should def get into cs, would be pretty cool to watch.
CZcams showing which part of the video is watched the most makes me feel like y'all were here for different reasons than me
wtf
I come back to this series every now and then and its still so funny
well a good question is how HOT is Cyanides girlfriend ?
+Valeri Weber super hot
yeah the question is how hot like chili or just like an red couch or like christy mack or fucking magen fox ?
+Valeri Weber like Christy Mack scissoring Megan Fox on a red couch under a pile large pile of chillies.
+SovietWomble now I understand your loss its must be tough for you
Yea, this is an important question considering she sounds like a nine year old asian
9:57. In the chat edberg is saying: still better then womble
Nice! You saw that too xD
Lee White Yasss
Lee *than
Lee o
Kiernan Grimes then*
Can’t believe it has been 5 years since I last watch Soviet’s video. Such a fond memory and simple time it was
Geez,the good old days of cs go,the old inferno,the nights spent on swearing in russian and having a good laugh with your friends goofing around ,not knowing one day it will all end. I will cherish that feeling for the rest of my life
Is anybody going to mention that when he got an ace he actually threw a flash bang correctly
Yeah, him throwing the flashbang correctly proves that he was indeed toggling ;D
Impossible
By correctly you mean he threw it so far past him that it bounced back and managed to accidentally blind him anyhow? Because I'm pretty sure that kind of correct utility usage usually gets you killed.
@Wretched Egg if it works, it's correct.
@@sugoistalin7809 If it works once and fails 9 other times still correct huh?
"NEP I SWAER TO GOD WERE TRYING TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!"
Nep: "Okay I'll stop"
Everyone: "hey hey hey let's not get hasty now"
Absolutely love these videos, just wish Soviet posted as much as he did back in the day. Always find myself coming back to these videos for a good laugh.
Why is this Wombles most watched video.
* Nep Stretching *
Ah.
Nep: "Stretches"
Cyanide: "I must say-"
5:58 His reaction never gets old 🤣
The fact that the "most replayed" is at the part where its a compilation of nep stretching says a lot about the viewers
its been 5 years since this video and it is still entertaining
Is there a compilation of neps stretching? I need it for school
actually yes
XX ... link?
Thad Castle www.reddit.com/r/SovietWomble/comments/44ir59/1_hour_of_nep_stretching_youre_welcome/
DarkWolf gaming well then
Soviet commented on it.
Fun fact, that bit of Japanese text in the video says “Aho” or “Stupid”. Nice little Easter Egg there Soviet!
You mean B-Baka
Aho and Baka mean the same thing, I think. But level of respect to use is different. It's just like saying 'fool' and 'stupid'
Nice
InnocentC0 it was an anime reference; particularly to the character archetype known as ‘Tsunderes’.
@@Tonatsi baka is fool/stupid. Aho is like saying "you f*ckin dumbass". People use it when they're mad.
10:43 *DISTINGUISHED MASTER GUARDIAN*
nep: I'm "streching"
yeah nep, we know exactly what you're stretching 🌚
This was fucking hilarious lmao ˙͜ >˙
aleeeeex ayy
ayy
+8Bit Mutant samy ayy
+Clicky Crisp Come here often? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+xViridian :3
that "stretching" is pretty distracting to say the least
Ooo im the 500th like
hows it going bois
I watched this when it first came out and every once in awhile when I forget about things I just watch it all over again. It’s gets me laughing every time.
Interesting how the "stretching" part is the most replayed part in the whole viedeo 😂
yea-ah... weird heh heh............... nothing to see here folks, move along.
That stretching noises are actually just the sounds when Lara Croft takes a medipack :D
5:45
*Nep has been kicked due to obscene stretching*
That was weird tho
5 years later still gotta love the “stretching montage
as a green editor, i have learned it takes a lot of time to edit videos. the amount of time womble had to scan and rescan nep stretching to get these perfect transitions is beyond any mortal can hope to fathom.
Titles of most of ZF
Cyanide: the moron
Echo: the chick magnet
Soviet: the director
Nep: the eye candy
Edberg: the carrier
Gambit: the drinker
Kaffe: the 3rd person speaker
Kaffe from finland?
i thought womble was known as 'the handicap'
Cyanide: The Immigrant
Kaffe is not amused.
And what about cake
ONWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.
"Get the AWP"NOOOOOO DICK FACE!!!!!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
*girly giggles*
She's not a horse
Ridley it’s been a year, but I can’t get over it that cyanides girlfriend sounds like she’s 12 and it’s really scary
Ive been recomenned ths like 6 yrs after upload. And i have to say, this content is/was gold lmfao
You know the video is good when it’s tagged for inappropriate content and CZcams asks you if you are sure you want to watch it.
Why is your first instinct to stare at a failing flash?
Cuz humans
For the "funny moments" duh...
josh green because we know we deserve it
@HeyImLincoln Dogs 'n cats do it too.
Then they proceed to attack it, even though clearly it's not doing anything.