Random Arma Bullshittery (part 9)
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- čas přidán 2. 07. 2018
- Various stream highlights from Arma 3's Antistasi mod - a game mode in which you play as a resistance group.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
1:07 - Antistasi title card from the Steam Workshop.
2:09 - Barbie Girl - Aqua
3:52 - Jurassic Park theme - John Williams
14:42 - Injured pilot - / dinklebean
14:42 - Bernard Herrmann - Psycho
15:16 - The Sounds of Silence
21:48 - Zip tied Egg art by KurobaneX - / kurogrumble
Badger Jingle made by ZF Bavon - / bavonunofficial
Art made by BewBewDingo - / bewbewdingo
Newsreader volunteers:
T8Mars - • Horizon: Zero Yawn
Wuten - / wutenaie
Taffy - / taffy_pull
Julia R
RowB
Naglareph
Galobus - Hry
See, I'm not dead. I'm just an alcoholic.
As we all are
Finally!
SovietWomble hiii
SovietWomble rip
SovietWomble lol
That opening hits different now.
Indeed it does
This really aged poorly lol
Yup
Slava Altisi!
Biiiig yikes
“On Friday, Quebec runs the country”
As a Canadian, nothing terrifies me more than that sentence
Honestly, same. Canada barely runs normally.
@@stephenuchiha6430 you can probably expect a lot more orphanages being burnt to the ground lol
Really ? You don't think anything could be scarier ?
To be fair, if the provinces took turns running the country, everyday would be spent either out-doing or undoing the legislation set the previous day. We'd never get anything done.
I’m from Quebec and I can’t agree more nothing would be worst for the country then to have some Quebec politician running it
Fun fact: using suicide bombers is actually not a warcrime in and of itself. It's just that usually multiple other warcrimes are committed, specifically:
-Indiscriminate attack
-Disguising as a citizen
-Attacking civilians
Other than that, turning yourself into a bomb is totally okay.
(Jots down the notes)
so if a guy came to an army base in his army uniform and exploded himself killing only soldiers, it's legal?
@@helgrin8754 Perfidy is illegal.
Now, a *spy* can disguise themselves as the enemy, but that means they aren't bound by the other side following the laws of war either. They can be executed rather than taken as a PoW, for example.
@@helgrin8754 well it's atleast not a warcrime. i dont see how it's much different than flying in with a drone
@@helgrin8754 Well... what are you going to do? Arrest him? :D
''You massive over-editor''
- Edberg
Torkil Hansen "I just get carried away"
He edited a lot. No wonder it took so long. (Yes. I get the reference.)
LOL
It is actually a bit too much and takes away the simple humor of older Bullshitteries. It used to be about highliting already funny moments and now it is about creating funny moments by editing every scene and making jokes. Not really my taste
DEADKICKMC32 Games yea he really needs an editing team (and yes I also get that joke)
I love the slow devolution from a resistance group to a terrorist group. So funny.
Just like in real life!
Indeed! Especially with the news, in the beginning, being rather anti-Russian but in the end, it is a victory over the terrorists.
Also... these news clips. Damn. That was amazing!
This is exactly Syria but portrayed in Arma
Slow?
That was pretty rapid for a slow devotion.
I love when Womble is looking unto the hill and can’t do anything to stop the executions, it was like a movie scene.
The idea that a country's resistance against aggressive takeover became so corrupt and inherently brutal that they preferred being annexed over being freed from control speaks volumes of ZF's character
•Kills friendlies just to be sure
•Blows up valuable assets (with friendlies inside)
•Shoots at friendlies
•Questions everything they do
•Single handedly reveals base location to enemies
Nope, no idea why they consider him a handicap.
OBVIOUSLY XD
@Lord Death r/woooosh
"why do you have a deagle moogle?"
"Cause it's Thursday"
Deagle out for anarchy day
Plot twist: The whole SovietWomble channel, no matter what game, is one long narrative with all his videos intertwined. We thought Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover.
On Thursdays we use deagles.
To quote captain America “I understood that reference”
To quote Captain America “I understood that reference“
my brain automatically read that in soviet's and moogle's voices
The scary part isn't the foreshadowing. The REALLY SCARY part...is that ZF were TECHNICALLY ACTUALLY "FREEDOM FIGHTERS"
thats rare
idk bout that, i don't think fighting the bad guy automatically makes you the good guy, at least for sure not in this scenario lmao
@@selfiestick1589It doesn’t have anything to do with good or bad. Just fighting to “free” a rebelling state from its mother state technically makes you a freedom fighter. The Confederate States of America were technically “freedom fighters” because they wanted independence from the mother state of the United States of America, but the irony is that they were also slave owners which is very much not free.
@@wolftamer5463 aa gotcha
3 years later, and the first 1:15 of this video represent current world events perfectly.
Indeed it does, only it's turning out much differently.
Honestly. This shit didn’t age well but to no fault of anyone in this video. Hopefully the war ends soon with Ukraine keeping its independence and actually being independent. Not “independent” but a puppet state.
Just waiting for the end to either become a reality or not.
I mean, it was clearly based on Russia’s 2014 invasion of Crimea, so that makes sense lol
Without the divisiveness over how to respond.
This is actually a very accurate (although sarcastic) depiction of how a rebellion turns sour and breaks down.
Yeah, they all go bad as soon as Quebec gets in on it.
They go bad as soon as that one dumbass shoots mortars lol
I Saw A Bear I know that you don't know the answer, but it just confused me - why did your comment, and yes, not this video directly, but YOUR comment, gave me a Spec Ops:The Line vibe?
Yes.
i also played that recently so double yes.
I Saw A Bear ...and you've..."liked" it, so triple yes?
Part one: Freedom Fighters
Part two: Mercenaries
Part three: Terrorists
ur profile picture fits dis imao
During which parts where they mercenaries?
Part four: dead idiots.
@@connorgolden4 They were fighting for money, Mercenaries are soldiers for hire/soldiers who fight for money.
Attack on Titan
Oh wow, what a prediction too on dragging tanks using farm equipment. I guess Sovietwomble truly is a visionary.
Indeed he is
Holy crap.
When moogle gets shot at 6:08 Soviet screams "moogle is dead!", in the stream, moogle is only unconscious for a little bit and comes back saying I'm not dead you prick! The the same thing happened twice, and twice Soviet screams 'moogle is dead!" And moogle goes "stop saying I'm dead you prick!"
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
A summary of the Badgers
this fits so well with their situation
No, no they started out as the villain lets be honest here. xD
@@taliawtf6944 ANY group that has Cyanide of all people in it starts as a villain.
@@omegalock27 Valid point xD
No it's either you die a hero, or you live long enough to see ZF screw everything up
"Badger" sounds like a military unit, "The Badgers" sounds like a sports team also involved with international terrorism.
foist
To be fair, that was a military unit called “the wild ones”
Hmmmm reminds me of mw2
@@chadpringle3759
*remember....no Russian*
Love the profile pic
@@chadpringle3759 Badger was the name of an apc/tank thing in one of the american missions where you go house to house searching for something I forget while shooting endless amounts of aimbotting russians.
"as long as they don't kill the commander" *commander dies*
0:00 - 1:08 Well, that aged well. Guess the Badgers need to head to Ukraine fast. (Although maybe not, as if they do, they'll mess it up worse, as well as give Russia a reason to invade.)
Maybe avoid the drug-dealing, suicide bombing, and other such indignities this go around?
In all seriousness, I hope Ukraine manages to hold its own, or at the very least make life painful for Putin and his band of merry men.
@@rainbowwhitey9274 I fully agree. (that's what I meant by "maybe not, they'll mess it up more".)
Bro shut up
@@rainbowwhitey9274 no no, I think having the Badgers and letting them do their shit will increased their effectiveness
Nah fr tho, this came up in my recommended and it just felt too real lmao
"Now that I've finally made it into a SovietWomble video, I have achieved everything that there is to achieve."
-Vladimir Putin, 2018
now i can finally Launch the nukes
Aniquiler xD "ooga booga give me rights" Martin Luther king
@@k.o.g5150 i don't know why i laughed at your comment that much, i almost chokef
Soviet basically ended a terrorist faction with a single mortar round.
пиздец a smoke round, precisely
What a hero
He knew what he had created (MILF) had gone terribly wrong, he decided to end it before it got any worse
Sound like a true military historic hero...
Problem is, he failed his own faction kkkkkkkkk
He captured his own flag, only the flag was on fire
It takes an incredible amount of coordination, dedication and willpower to succeed at making the Russian foreign aggressors look like the good guys.
Womble: "I'll never have ads on my videos" CZcams: "the fuck you won't"
There weren't any a few days ago
Geneva Conventions? More like Geneva Suggestions.
I'm Neopolitan Geneva Recommendations
It is more what you call guidelines
Geneva Conventions*
*Terms & conditions may apply.
Geneva Convention 2.0
You mean achievement list.
and now we wait 7 more years.
just like avatar 2
and I cry the whole time
*sigh*
WillBordy ikr they have like plans for avatar 5 even tho they havent released avatar 2
Just like tron
This will forever be the bar to me for a well executed and hilarious gameplay funny moments video. Certainly dozens of hours of gameplay condensed into a single 26 minute video ordered neatly and articulately for maximum impact with a brilliant intro, well executed cutaways, and a ridiculous abundance of care put into the edit. Pure gold.
"in our defense he told us to go fuck ourselves"
Never thought I'd see when that aged poorly lol
dear god... i didn't see the connection myself until i saw this comment but wow
@@saigasounds3181 i may be stupid but I'm not seeing the connection
@@GenshinLover283 in the early stages of the Ukraine war there was an incident at a place called Snake Island, which was controlled by Ukrainian troops. A Russian warship rolled up, told them to surrender, and the Ukrainians told them to go fuck themselves. It was originally believed that all the Ukrainians on Snake Island were killed as a result of that, but turns out they were just captured instead.
@@saigasounds3181 That's correct. Unlike Ukronazis, Russians actually care about preventing unnecessary bloodshed. Who would have thought?
@@abraxasarchon3/10 bait be less obvious next time
I like how throughout the video the badgers logo gradually became more and more terrifying
Rhine I would sign up up for the second one, although the third one looked more fun.
Nonetheless i would would probalby make the most money with MILF, but i still have a sense of common decency.
In other news, Arma streamer writes best game based war narrative since Ace Combat 4.
You played ac4?!
Não Sei In truth, no, but I guess kinda yes.
I was a little young to really do much other than fly around, shoot a thing or two, fly super high, then shut down my engines and crash.
I did see a few cutscenes from when my older brother played it though, and the voice over and art style stuck with me so well that I actually looked up the animatics and story relevant scenes years later.
To this day, I kinda wish someone would do something like it. Maybe with a contemplative spin on what future warfare could look like, or just make an FPS that uses it to give your fighting a grounded sense of meaning, rather than making the story basically a Ghost in the Shell fanfic like Black Ops 3, or whatever kind of Halo rip-off Infinite Warfare was.
Ace Combat 5*
Mobius 1 is the hero Altis needs!
@@forrest6132
Inb4 Cipher comes in instead to commit more war crimes
won’t Lie, Digby is a mood.
and literally i game like Digby just singing at random points and such😂
I wouldn’t be surprised if in an alternate universe, the ZF Clan is an actual terrorist organization
rewatching this makes me appreciate how "The Badgers" start out as a resistance to an unfair takeover, fighting for their homes, slowly becoming a, while not entirely malicious, antagonistic and self-centered organization, and then throwing out all morals and subsequently becoming a larger threat to Altis than Russia could ever be. Only to be taken out by their own incompetence. Truly, a story unlike any other.
Should be a movie.
Agree
Unlike any other... more like exactly like the history of communism :)
@@Kokuyous3ki damn, a communism understander logged on
Kinda reminds me of what happend to the chechen resistence irl...Their leader responsible for many terrorist attacks(For example yheBeslan School hostage crisis) was litterally killed by having his bombs explode in his face xD
“We need a cool team name”
“Ravenclaw.. no thats Harry Potter, how about The Badgers?”
Literally just chose Hufflepuff instead
J.K. Rowling has confirmed Hufferpuff's to be terrorist
PolaroidFreak 600 WOLVERINES!
Very challenged terrorists.
I mean they all belong in hufflepuff
Dont you mean Husslepuff?
I'll never get over the comedic timing of "So long as they don't kill the commander"
Commander petros has been killed
Yeah, the opening definitely feels different in the modern day. Scary how accurate it is.
I would love to hear a legitimate military broadcast being reported on.
"Yesterday, the leader of the resistance was finally captured and taken into custody. The remains of the rebel fighters could be heard yelling 'ITS NOT OUR FAULT. GATSA WAS A COMPLETE PENIS AND PUT AN AI IN CHARGE OF OUR SQUAD."
See you guys in 4 months with another upload.
Ninjinzo lol see ya
I know right
WORTH
God 5 years ago??!! This was Five whole years ago? Damn I remember this coming out like yesterday.
Greatest soviet womble video of all time
its 2023 and boy does that intro seem like it was a fortune cookie.
I´m a barbie girl. in the army world.
war and tactics, its fantastic.
you can shave my hair and deploy me anywhere.
Extermination, mayhem is your creation
come on barbie lets go bombing
Brrrrrt, brrrrrt, brrrrrt, yeah!
Pin This
I’m an Army Girl! Does blood make you hurl?!
Learn these tactics! War is graphic!
Break into their lair and have them say their prayers!
What is your mission? Fire ammunition!
Womble... Just.. Wow... The quality skyrocket whereas the clans morality plummetted.
henrick866 skyrocketed*
Morality plummeted? Was it even there to begin with?
fulcrum 29 ... Good point
Jesus christ the opening to this video aged like milk 😂
This aged like wine and cheese right about now
Soviet, you are truly an artist. An artist who associates themselves with terrorists, but an artist nonetheless.
LifelessHawk But he's no terrorist.
RandomStranger_3 I know
Soviet betrayed him :c
RandomStranger_3 Oh yea haha
Oh! Just like what movie producer and the Antif... Nevermind, i didn't said anything, carry on...
an artist that bombs civilian villages and uses suicide bombers. and uses humans as meat shields. and kills any opposition. and shoots people in the head if they don't sign up. and spreads propaganda. and kills friendlies. and kills dogs.
Ah yes, womble news, my only reliable news source.
It's Thinzy ever heard of pew news?
Joy Buning oh no.... The two most reliable news channels are up against each other..
*shakes head erratically* SHUTAFUCUP
Fuck keem, fuck Scarce, fuck pew news, FUCK FOX news, Womble news is all that matters.
It's Thinzy what are you talking about? You can can only trust the Onion
well that opening is a trip to watch in march of 2022
Love rewatching this one every now and then. An incredible time.
It’s been 84 years.
I know omg
*2 mounths
2 months...
HOLY SHIT. THAT OPENING.
It took me a while to realize that was in game...
Kyle Li same !
Kyle Li me too
Kyle Li same
Nightmare42Gaming wait, womble made it?
Same
And thus the Badgers were caught, tried, and hung at the Hague
Man this hits different in March 2022.
imma order pizza for this
Snedger Now I also want pizza
Snedger for some reason your the last person I expected here
You should share, you know?
I wanted a pizza so hard when I found out this video got uploaded :(
Snedger holy shit. I didnt know you watched soviet womble Snedgie.
See you in 6 months again guys!
EpicLPer well atleast he stayed true to his promise of 3 month again xD
The intro really sounds like about how it’s going now a days.
Damn that "They do move in herds" was absolutely flawless timing.
Team anthem 1: "Yeah, Badgers!"
Team anthem 2: "Wait, guys, whaddyou mea-...?"
Team anthem 3: "What have I wrought?"
Or the Badger's song
You can't spell "Badgers" without "Bad". It had to be like this right from the beginning.
Exodus "The game was rigged from the start"
Well, that news-bit at the start aged interestingly.
Indeed it did
i'll be honest here all of you're videos have aged super well and i also love your editing style i can sit here all day and rewatch these videos over and over and even though i know whats going to happen it still brings the same joy and interest i got in my first time watching it.
See you all in 2 months
The ocelot lover have fun bro see you in 2 months... hopefully
You mean a year? OMEGALUL
more like 2 years
Womble's evolution
bye...hopefully we meet after a decade
My dad just came into my room and was watching the "news" edit very seriously and I had to tell him it's not real news, well done Womble
Do tell~
nah Most news agencies often uses arma to show military stuffs,even mistaking some as one,I heard to that the devs of the games works with a military
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 this is true, a lot of awful news organizations will use arma footage, either by mistake and negligence or by actually attempting to spread propoganda
@@ghosttraintittiebeaan4879 I don't think you should take info from a person with that pfp.
then you dad start talking about the war and mandela effect
The opening and ending makes this seem like an actual operation going on.
i gotta say that opening news reel is surprisingly accurate to the real life equivalent
Yeah I was like "was this made after 2022?
Man some of these ArmA 3 missions are fucking awesome these days. Every time I see them played I remember what mad fun it is, then I go and play and remember that ArmA takes fucking hours to play.
Rimmy is here!!! Thats fun but denmark isn't a real country
Oh hey rimmy
Should come play with my group, We do Antistasi almost every night :P
I didn't know Australians played Arma 3. I thought it reminded them of their country too much.
Yes with our 0 guns
The badgers were corrupted almost as quickly as a real life resistance movement.
Can we rename these guys the World Health Organization Regiment of Economics
Reminds you of a certain movement called Reunion, aye?
Or literally any group.
Seriously everything becomes bad almost instantly, there’s an expiration date on everything including everyone you know.
I see i'm not the only AK player who used to watch Badger as well....
Unfortunately, even Reunion is more Functional and Competent than the ZF clan lol
@@iberis361 Ah, a fellow Doctor is here I see
I absolutely adore the intro on this one. so well done.
Always a pleasure to come back and rewatch this series
Same
Womble is a hero. He single handedly destroyed the most violent terrorist organization in the aria
Dmoe329 what a hero
"THEY ANNOUNCED A PARTNERSHIP WITH ISIS" this part killed me
Same
I was fucking CRYING with laughter the second the ISIS theme came on
The song and with wombles reaction to it laughs me a lot hahahahah
@kira 19:06 the intire song and wombles reaction to it hahhaa
@@-mose191 gotta ask what’s the song as it sounds neat
after 5 year i'm still comeback to enjoy this master piece
"Oh wait - I think I've seen this one before"
"What do you mean you've seen it before - it's brand new"
well well well
Imagine being on your first day of duty and you get assigned on patrol duty, just a standard check of the perimeter.
And suddenly a British group of men charge forward being led by a tow truck dragging a burning APC behind it.
Using zip-tied civilians as body shields.
I'd say "Fuck it, I'm not paid enough for this" and open fire
@@frenchsoldier8485 you name and pfp doesn't match
@@aryabratsahoo7474 and yours does?
@@frenchsoldier8485 you retreat
Props to everyone who voice acted the reporters at the beginning and end. Quality.
Why does the intro and outro go so damn hard, really well done, I love it
That opening I realise is the best thing Soviet has ever done. A very real and grim depiction of an invasion. Then followed by fun silliness.
What I noticed it that Womble actually made a great representation of how a "resistence" group which wanted to do good things turned into a pure terrorist group (which is sadly not even close to rare).
Perder. U.S. where you at?
why let looting and pillaging ones allies get in the way of a good Crusade?
Ayy Extra history
Accelerator
Why let casual genocide get in the way of a good crusade?
WildJoker Altis has no oil. Why would the US want to freedom them?
To be fair, Womble, you've brutally massacred a group of kids in Rust while masquerading as a fresh spawn.
don't forget they deserved it (that place was of a third one... which commented in the video too) for being armed invaders
kira64 A bit different from executing tr surrendered and using human shields
It's been two days and I've got 112 likes? Jesus, there is a god.
Also technically against the Geneva Convention! It's a crime to attack an enemy accepting your surrender.
Well the intro hits really close to home now
This intro was strangely unsettling to watch in 2022
Not gonna lie, I think this was the most in-depth bullshittery I've ever seen, being the news casting showing off the perspectives of the group and how it effected the island. Honestly, It was well done
Mordicai indeed. VERY well done.
Mordicai too well done. including the moment Soviet womble shoot down his friend copper and say they gonna be fine
Holy shit this blew up lmao
I would like to add my word and say that the Putin's speech clip at the and wasn't just a voiceover of some random speech. It's actually 90% translation of his words and 10% of the words being changed to be "on topic" for this Arma session(except the lady said 16, whereas Putin said 17, but that's just a minor thing). I believe, that's his speech about Crimea annexion, lel.
"Quebec just stole my car"
Soviet womble- "he's from Birmingham he does that"
Well, the start to this video is weirdly relevant now
Here we go.
Another 26 minutes of video that I will probably rewatch dozens more times.
Kyle Li like the whole csgo and arma bullshittery, yes, i have whole night
I have rewatched all there shit multiple times too
Kyle Li ikr
Kyle Li same😂
Helll yeah!!!
You can hear Womble go through all five stages of grief in the last two Badgers anthems.
"Well, no, it's just democracy" -Denial
"He's doing what?" -Anger
"Oh, god, we are, aren't we? Fuck." -Bargaining
"What have we become?" -Depression
"OH- WE'RE FUCKIN TERRORISTS, WE'RE JUST TERRORISTS!" -Acceptance
Why does this sound so familiar to tue present scenario?
People who are watching this in 2022 will definitely feel a sense of reality with the beginning of this video
Some CZcamsr shit out their content. Soviet gives birth to his.
Meaning it’s beautiful and takes 9 months.
It’s corny but I lost my shit when I read this
Soviet is one of the best editors on youtube.
subject204 codenamedghost Soviet is THE best editor on CZcams
Nah births are messy. His are c-sections
*WE ARE BACK BABBBBYYYY*
Patrick Star yes
Yea eh heh Boiii
YEAH BOI
For 26 minutes then were gone again
Hell yeah hell fucking yes
The intro suddenly feels super relevant.
and then suddely it looks like it's the present day..
do your research on what ukraine's been doing for the past 8 years
@@notsilverhand hmm.. okay.
First: Ukraine did not invade the (self-proclaimed) Donetsk and Luhansk, those are 2 rebel regions. That are Moscow-backed separatists. Only Russia recognized them as independent states. Which are a part of Ukraine btw.
Second: Those basters took down an airplane (MH-17) and even evidence is overwhelming, " No no, we did do it (cry-baby's)", do not think I do have any compassion with them, do you?
Third: Russia laid over everything why they did invaded Ukraine. Similar what is in this video.
And... do really want to defend this invasion?
So, get your facts straight, Putin Lover.
That tragic ending.
RIP the Resistance.
Don't you mean illegal insurgency (AKA terrorist) because the sort of what they were in the end
What do you expect when you let a moron command others (NPCs)
#Wombleisaterroist lol
Koko The M.I.L.F.S will live on in our hearts
You mean The Badgers?
The effort that's gone into creating this is immense. The results are great!
Best story and editing so far. Womble set a new record.
Definitely worth the wait
Stanislav Hronek you're the only one, quality over quantity m8
he didnt get any money for this btw its demonitized
I rather have quality over quantity but if uploaded more I wouldn’t mind.
Always a classic, always come to this video.
I remember cry laughing during the second jingle. Still gets me after 4 years
this series is an absolute masterpiece!! please make another one Soviet!
The keyframes Soviet...
*SO MANY KEYFRAMES!?!*
Purmhy nah it's fine
Amazing.
Nice to see you hear Sark
I’m even more glad to be subscribed to the both of you for this comment.
Oh hey it’s Sark
Wow fancy seeing you here!
Ayye it's mah boy Sark!
Alright then Womble can predict the future then
This hits different after 2022.............
I first saw this and thought this was all too fitting an they must have staged some things. And then I watched the ZF livestreams... I have never seen a croup so disfunctional and incoherent as those guys.
For anyone who might read this
Basically bullshitery is just stream video being cut along with some edit like subtitle, masking voice to make the point of interest more clear, voice re-arangement to make it funnier, etc.
You know when they are making it up when they actually try to work together and fail miserably
that's the best part, no one of them takes It too seriously so they have fun. I think you can manage to play this mode with some friends but at least someone will bitch about stuff ha ha
@@v44n7 But they do have someone like that... [ZF] Edberg
@@flaminplays4034 Tbh, having someone "serious" in the middle of this cluster fuck it's even better.
@@nurrohmatadiputra5378 b v, c.