He Let the Intrusive Thoughts Win
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i would not like to get punched by that girl
I would tell the girl to punch the bots and not anyone else
YOO IM SO EARLY TO REPLYYY
I would
True
Pinned
I like how the bird just basically accepted its fate
yeah bro was like 'i guess hes hungry now'
It knew it's destiny
Look at all these bots
@@cubster6260 "Oh, nevermind then!"
Bots are everywhere 💀
The guy who installed that front door deserves a raise.
No kidding! That was actually impressive
@@spk1121 Agreed, no creaks or very small gaps that let the water in.
@@theofficialwoohoogamers You do see the water on the floor... yes?
@@boogeyratt only a little but yah. but considering the circumstances still pretty awsome.
@@boogeyratt No, Just what seems to be a reflective clean floor?
1:36 I laughed so hard at this. The way he opened the microwave to talk and closed it after he was done talking
@No jesus is ashamed of your bad spelling
He looks like a regular show character
@No yes the microwave guy was in fact jesus. glad i'm not the only who felt the messiah.
Bro took 5G conspiracy BS to the NEXT level.
Lol
0:06 the way the bird moves its head to perfectly fit inside the mouth is just 😭😭
It's because birds tend to look for the warmest place they can be in. The inside of a mouth is generally very warm.
@Quesadillao follow your English teacher and your parents won't be ashamed.
bite sized
That bird was a gold crowned kinglet if I’m not stupud
the fact that she wasnt mad about her porch, she was more scared of what might've happened to the guy shows she cares
I would be more worried about the expensive ass bike
I already knew it was bad when she said his name🤣🤣🤣
what the, i watch random reddit videos for 1 hour and i come back with 100 likes??? is everyone this bored?
@@splakbor sadly yes
@@splakbor we aren't the ones on Reddit LMFAO 🤣
The birdy was so fine with it, like “Oh, this happens all the time to be honest.” It was so innocent😭
Using microwave as a face mask has gotta be one of the best inventions I've ever seen
Pure hilarious stupidity,done in the best possible taste 🤪😂
Good for Holloween, but otherwise, it makes for a terrible COVID mask since he'll have to open it frequently for fresh air due to the buildup of CO2. But then again, he's likely wearing it for other reasons, such as to stop the voices in his head.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a microwave oven have it's own FARADAY cage built into it's structure, so your BRAIN is actually being shielded from Microwaves, solar radiation, spy technology, EMPs, etc. ???? So this guy is wearing the ULTIMATE TIN FOIL HAT! Bravo!!!
Pyrocynical mask
Right up to when Kyle plugged it in.
That bird must have held so much trust on him
Lol
right? he didn't seem too bothered by the impending death 😂🤭
Rip your comment. The replies have so many bots than humans
@@ThisGuyDannyyy Bots shall Die
@Jack Wrath how the hell you gonna be more entertaining when you dont have any videos
1:13 I like to think the free-kicker wasnt aiming at the goal, but at that person and casually saying "oh no, what a shame, I "missed""
when they say “awe it’s so cute i just wanna eat it!” he meant it literally
I like how the mother in the dirt bike clip asked if he was ok instead of yelling at him for breaking the porch. Good mom right there😂
Yup
@kevinzen bruh your still doing that your never gonna make it lmao
Hmm
My mom would have asked if I was ok and if I said yes shel make me not be ok 😂😂😂
She's kind mother, but i don't think she's good mother... good mother is supposed to discipline her children and teach them what's stupid or not. By being kind and understandable all the time u r creating idiots
I’m more shocked at how that door wasn’t leaking water, than the actual amount of water outside it.
@Savetion bruh I recently explained to CZcams why you should be banned
The manufacturer should use that as a selling point.
Pella makes a hella great door.
@@DaPoptartLord umm I recently had breakfast but it was enchiladas
It very clearly was leaking water. Look at the floor.
So happy to see you havent sold your soul to this youtube shorts trend that most my other subs are doing. I really enjoy the length of yor videos, and the great content you share with us. Dont ever change!
R/agedlikemilk
you won't like his short section
Aged terribly
People say it aged terribly, but he still does his normal videos, just shorts on the side which is just more of this. People are wild.
Aw. Dang it.
1:20 Damn that door is completely blocking the water. Must appreciate whoever made it.
0:31
This tension, the power that radiates from the squirrel with one blind eye and when it moved the crows started to crow and finally the swivel to the dog, who is also blind in one eye
goosebumps
One of the two animals is actually Odin
The way that guy got Beeple to draw the stick figure was genius. He knew he wouldn't just provide free art, so he approached with magic trick and documented it on video for proof it was beeple's drawing. Honestly impressed.
The real magic trick would have been turning it into $120 K.
The amazing thing is that fools are willing to pay actual money for it. It is not art. Beeple might be able to create amazing art. But a few lines when he was not intending to make art is not art.
@@VestigialHead art should not be used as a noun rather as a verb. Creating something is art-ing something.
I went to see his art and man oh man he got a creative mind😂😂😂
@@VestigialHead It's probably worth a premium due to it's history and documented video proof, but otherwise it's probably similar value as a signature, just top-end. So really not a whole ton. The people saying their friend would offer many thousands would just be trolling
damn that bird must have been going through a lot in its life and just wants to rest
Elon and Tweety.
why is that bird me
@@originalprecursor and me
@@elemental4387 and me
@@Frei_Raum and me
The front door that has stopped the water and how it was installed was truly remarkable
Whomever that contractor was, who installed the door... win!
"Ain't nobody going to stop us now!
"Ain't no-"
**thwap**
"ohhh..."
1:12
0:21 I love how she didn’t start yelling at him or got mad, instead making sure he was okay above anything else
She is my mom bizzaro alternative
Truly the 🐐
That probably comes with age, I am 19 and my first reaction was "Sir you can't park here".
She should've shouted, such idiocy can only lead to the Darwin award and shouldn't be allowed or encouraged
Looks like people don't know what what the Darwin award is, so instead let me say, you should be mad at someone for doing something idiotic and risking their life in the process.
You naive
Imagine you’re having a bad day after work, but then you see a guy with a microwave on his head. That’ll probably cheer you up a little bit.
Bro are you recording me?!?!?
Can you give me time on the video I missed it somehow
@@jinxedproduction Or just skip through the 2 minute video :)
@@BluePlant I still can’t find it
@Magic Cat 1:37 is with the guy and the microwave hat
2:09 was so cute and wholesome❤i hope everyone has a great day(:
Child labor
I can not believe that people actually would spend that much money for that stick figure drawing!!!! 🤣
The frog being pushed around by a tadpole is such superior older sibling energy lol
Haha! Totally.
This comment is way too underrated
Sprig and polly
@@SomindblowingEdits Was going to say that lol
@@raposinhadoaj lol
The *dog* meeting another *animal* who was *just like him* was just so wholesome to me
Same. I was worried about what the twist would be
The dog was closing his eye to mock the squirrel
I got jumpscared by the first reply
Their fights are legendary, and how each got that way.
Like Peter vs Chicken.
@@tobycatVA what fight??
I love the fact that this channel is going strong
Thank you ❣️
The one-eyed squirrel exchanging glances with the one-eyed dog is the epitome of finding someone you relate with!
oh i thought the dog was making fun of it
@kevinzen honestly atleast ur message aint that annoying
i dont think the squirrel even saw them lmao, he's blind in that area
@@amairplanebrrrpppptttttt9094 I actually noticed that after the fact too, but would hope that they have met before aside from the short clip of a video!
Read my name 😂 😌
The Beeple story gets even better. The guy couldn't sell the stick figure art because there was no signature, so he went to Beeple and asked for an "interview." Pretty much he tricked Beeple into signing it by covering up the stick figure with another bit of paper or something like that.
Edit: Beeple did indeed crack up laughing
Scammer.
@@foxwood67 evil genius.
@@Nestor__Makhno scammer no respect.
@@foxwood67 evil genius.
First part is funny but 2nd part is straight up scamming
“Hey, Jeff! Let’s go for a swim!”
The swim:
That frog being pushed by the tadpole is the cutest thing i have ever seen
Roger’s goals are beyond our understanding
Why is there bots EVERYWHERE
@Savetion bruh I'VE RECENTLY EXPLAINED ON MY VIDEO WHY YALL SHOULD LIGMA BALLS
@@ketchupsanwich254 Because their owners are pure evil and they think they can get away with it.
@@ketchupsanwich254 Don't reply to them ! As now your reply has their link attached .
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Love how the mum with the guy on the dirt bike stepped back calmly as he proceeded to level the porch beam, as if that's how every typical morning starts out for them
I laughed so hard because that was SO something my dogs would do (minus the bike) and pretty much how I react when they yeet themselves into another dimension
Florida
love how his mum almost died, lol
That squirrel and dog got me cracking so hard. 🤣
"here's a frog in a boat, being powered by a tadpole motor"
Definitely did not know I'd be hearing those words being put together into a sentence today...
For those who are wondering, that adorable, fate-accepting birb is a Golden-crowned Kinglet. 😍
Good to know. I ain't much of a bird watcher but it's nice to hear about other people's interests.
Around Georgia in spring, we get their cousins, the Ruby-crowned Kinglet.
Good to know. I ain't much of a bird watcher but it's nice to hear about emergency food sources.
@@zpellet6326 …huh.
@@zpellet6326 wait what
The half blind squirrel and the half blind dog made me laugh out loud.
are we not going to talk about how that is such a small chance? I have never seen nether in my life.
They would probably get along since they see eye to eye.
@@AllBright4444YT It's easy to see nether. Just open up a portal made of obsidian! Hue hue!
@@netts2315 GAH!! ACH!!!! NOOOOooooooo............ x_x
THEY PROBABLY DID IT TO EACH OTHER IN A FIGHT
the squirrel and dog one is so wholesome and cute i love it sm
Random dude drawing a stick figure worth around $95k:
Me drawing stick figures 24/7 and people not interested in them:
d i s s a p o i n t m e n t
I love how the bird was just chill and calmly accepted his fate.
What fate
@kevinzen well, too bad
Omfg why do these fucking bots exist on yt
did u just assume its gender
Its*
1:47 the mosquito in my room when im trying to sleep
@The Squish same
You give us the best content. I love ya mate
The police officers look ✨ FABULOUS✨
When your stick figure drawing is worth $100k you can probably leave your wallet at home
What du heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
The guy who got the artist to draw him a stick figure is a financial genius :D
He actually needed the art to be signed to he found him again and pretended to play hangman and got him to sign a fake release which was actually signing the ‘art’
@@jonsmith5058 it's authenticated with the recording of the video. No signature needed. Just like movie memorabilia goes for so much for coming out in films.
@@USA__WILL its easy to copy though, so without the signature, anyone could draw a stick figure and use the video to sell it
@@USA__WILL sure art expert, just telling you what I know of the story and I dont agree as its so easy to fake. You are welcome to look it up.
@@USA__WILL Its a video of the creator, just bamboozling him again and having him sign it without his knowledge.
that freekicker aimed for that guy 100%
The bird was like "who shut off the lights??"
the stick figure story gets even funnier. The guy needed the man's signature to confirm its real so he got the guy to sign something for him but there was a cut out where he signed and he signed right on the piece of paper and the stick figure paper was then authenticated
What
@@mip4422 what about that did you not understand
@@billcrawford5672 What
@@mip4422 Try to take the time to comprehend what you read mate.
@@mip4422 He tricked the guy a second time to get his signature on the stick figure, so it's worth increased by a lot.
That brings a new meaning to "you punch like a girl." Straight up a massive compliment.
people say that???? o_O
@@cyh..7 Yeah some dummies still do, it's a massive sign to stay away from them.
I aspire to punch like her some day. Heck, maybe I should start training.
@@undefinederror40404 Get punched by a average girl and then by a average guy and see what happens. Say sexes are equal then.
So these punch machines have a setting to increase or decrease the resistance of the punching bag. I know in some bars where I live at, the bar owners will decrease the resistance of the bay to let women and men feel better. One time I just slapped it and got a score of 837. Don’t take the punching machine as your actual punching strength lol. To get your actual punch strength, go to a boxing gym, most boxing gyms has a ballistic gel mannequin that measure the force of your punches.
02:10 that frog is living his best life
Your so calming I love your voice !
2:22 literally my luck
NO MY is WAY worse than yours luck
I've seen one last year but i didn't record it :(
Genshin Impact players be like
2:09 Amphibian child labour is no laughing matter.
😂
@@I.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-I Did you not hear the man?
@@I.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-I why are you laughing
Oh that clip with the tape and the receipt was fire 🔥
That door holding up the flood can be the most valuable advertisment for the door company .
1:20 that guy must be so proud of his door
That is a monstrously good door, mine would have flooded our house by then
I would've been too.
That thing is like a watertight door on the Titanic
0:25 I love how this guy literally crashes into a house and when he's asked if he's ok he's just like "yeah" like nothing happened at all
He's on Yamaha, he should be fine
@@_9maggot "be should be fine"
@@KaidenPvP15 bro it's just too close man 💀
What did you dooo?
@@lentintarantino392 Damn, I REALLY want to know what Roger DID!
the frog one
" Child Labor!!"
Birb: "this is a pretty moist nest you got here"
That last shot just goes to show that timing is everything and patience is a virtue!
no its just luck - how do you wanna time something like this exactly?
No, it just goes to show that you should keep gambling cause the next bet might win.
I can’t even see the meteor. Where is it?
the shoes even suit his uniform - 1:31
He slayed that outfit
The shoes even suit his suit
Yeah.. nobody’s laughing at my joke, not even me.
@@TheCryingComet r/thechurchofpeanut
1:20
I would look at the door wondering if i still want to buy that cool game i saw at the grocery store when it'll stop.
0:41 thats just 200IQ investing
Guy singing- ain’t nobody gonna stop us now
Soccer Ball- And I took that personally
The crowd after tho had me dead 😭😂
😂😂
💀
0:08 No flinching here. Absolute nerves of steel, that bird.
Mind: “what lovely natur-“
intrusive thoughts: “ *eat it* “
Fr bro was just hungry
Wow, I can’t believe he caught the illusive Microwave Man on camera. Truly a time to be alive!
@the dragonmagi I generally find them annoying, and tiresome to see, no offense.
@the dragonmagi he never said your comment is offensive
@the dragonmagi sorry, I generally say that just in case it is offensive.
Elusive. ='[.]'=
@@joshcoy6748
Report bot comments when you see them
The one eyed squirrel being watched by the one eyed dog had me rolling.
1:32 this is so touching now look up 40% of cops
The last person just experienced “cod timing”
1:11 I guess the players were tired of those cringe chants
Fun fact: The guy who got the stick figure drawn couldn’t actually authenticate the drawing, so he found beeple again, got him to sign an autograph and then played a game of hangman on top of it. Boom.
That bird got ‘em both… real badass dude
I love how the woman that was nearly run over by a motorcyclist first checked that he was OK before moving on to "what the heck?"
I love how calm the mom was when he ran the cross into the house breaking it😳
Love how you assumed shes a mom
@@marubata9047 odd thing to love :/
“Rogerrrr … are you okay?”
@@marubata9047 yes idk she seemed like a mom
The way she said “roGEr” makes me laugh every time.
Why does her response at 0:26 tell me that Rodger has done that before?
Bro really said "fuck america"
The squirrel and dog was meant for each other 😂❤
Shout out to that lady who was worried for roger! He took out half the porch and old glory and her first thoughts are “oh, are you okay?” 😂❤
This episode was pure chaos the whole time. I love it.
123 likes... would be a shame if I just,
These videos truly make my real laugh come out
Well mama Roger done went and f**ked up is what he did.. 🤣🤣
That woman that almost got ran by the bike has AMAZING patience and calmness, if that was my mother she would've cussed at me with her whole vocabulary and instead of checking on me they would smack me in the head
Same with me dude, if they care for us, then why hit us??
@@Red_Overlord reminds me of a Chinese idiom "打是疼骂是爱” "to hit you means I care and to scold you means I love you"
@@Red_Overlord what unicorn said.. especially in that situation it's more of a shock reaction. Parents are scared of their kids getting hurt all the time and see all these possibilities that we don't. Then when something actually happens they freak out knowing how bad it could have turned out and yell. Then there is the extreme type that is constantly like that which would be my own mom lol.
tbh if i risked running into my mom on a f motorbike she has every right to cuss me tf out
@@Red_Overlord if you care for your parents, you wouldn't put them in near death situations like almost running them over with a bike
So honored to be featured!! My family and I love your videos 🥲❤️
You're a madlad, and you deserve that feature
What was the highest offer? I'm curious
@@Konpekikaminari thanks bro! If we’re going off all the offers, 1 billion…. if we’re going off what were actually serious offers, probably like a few thousand. Not really sure cause I’ve got so many joke dms😂😂
@@SeanMillea did you sell it though bro?
@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer negative
the frog boat was the best thing i’ve seen all day
1:42 A paper receipt, a record *and a fidget spinner*
0:15 Ha! Amature!
**Grabs a credit card, rubber band, and some scissors**
He had no choice
hmmm
hmm *armature*
@@buzzyrobo Oh shoot, autocorrect
This is from the acaded game hack video right?
One eye to one eye😂
bird was about to get eaten by a titan 💀
1:05 he later got an authenticity sign by tricking him again lmao
1:55 - That's not a home, that's a hotel.
Nah, its a collective housing unit.
Question: is hexerin a chemical? Cuz it sounds like the name of one
@@EmeryGreder google
@@EmeryGreder bro doing chemistry in a CZcams comment section
@@EmeryGreder my man has become Walter white
Whao this new CZcams Like, Comments and everything layout is cool. Also that last clip is so sad, they missed the meteor by 1 to 2 seconds 😩
1:17
What a polite body of water. It's knocking.
That dog and squirell are rivals from years. They are so equal in strength that even their marks are on the same spot
The cat is definitely channeling how I feel about it being Monday. 😂
This was awesome to watch 😊
wow! great video man
1:00 should've said "now I'm going to make it disappear" before walking away
i can bearly see it
JASPEV
@@sosotik SOSOTIK