The Intrusive Thoughts Won
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didn't know the pineapple fact. pretty cool
Yes! Very cool.
Yes, quite cool infact.
@@DailyDoseOfInternet hi
so you’re telling me i was scared of pineapples for 4 years for no reason
@@DailyDoseOfInternet I farted
The government officials dressed up in Star Wars gear was great. The guards dressed up as Storm Troopers was perfect.
I wonder how they got everyone to agree to this.
Mind trick?
Just showed how much of a joke your goverment is.
too bad stormtroopers never advance to imperial guards ha
@@tibz7634 This just shows you have zero fun, nor does your government.
May the 4th, cause may the force be with you
The kid that did the teacher's haircut is legit skilled.
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.18 As you wish.
fr he be cracked at it
For realz
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok then.👌
That was probably a tech school, many tech schools have cosmetology programs where you can learn hair nail and skincare
Another fun fact about pineapples: your mouth also gets sore/hurts after eating too much pineapple because the fruit contains a specific enzyme that breaks down meat (it's also why pineapple is often paired with meat to make it more tender!); it's one of the reasons why pineapple is one of my favorite fruits, it literally eats you back lmao
Yeah my tongue hurts after eating it
Wait then why the hell do we eat it
@@creativename773
The human nature is just:
- Can we eat it?
- Can we pet it?
- Can we domesticate it?
- Can we f**k it?
I mean……. Peppers literally evolved to have capsaicin, which serves as a highly lethal neurotoxin to most mammals, SPECIFICALLY so we don’t eat them. (Also fun fact: owls are immune to the affects of capsaicin)
No wonder pineapple is the only fruit that goes with pizza
You can see the teacher was humoring the student at first but realized this kid is pretty good
The cashier who spooked the guy moving the little object on the belt? 10/10, deserves a raise. That was far funnier than it should've been.
I FUCKING DIED FROM LAUGHTER AFTER THAT
RIGHT 😂
Yeah, he’s like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”… Boo!
guy got the 💩 scared out of him😂😂
Unfortunately, that wasn't a real employee, Walmart has never had that type of vest. It was the right shade of blue, but aside from that, just some kids messing around with an unattended register.
It always gives me a chuckle when a bear appears from somewhere and both the human and bear usually get startled and run away.
well its a bear! no one expects the bear!
Like in the cartoons lol.
well the other ones didnt make it
"a BEAR!!"
"a homo SAPIEN!!"
**mutual horror**
@@melissasaint3283 LMAOOOOO
Those baby possums are hanging on for dear life! very cute.
2:25
poor puppy. little guy was just minding his own business and then his home started to smoke :(
Glad he was smart enough to get out
I’m more impressed by just how smooth the leap through the window was. One swift motion, no interruptions, no mistakenly bashing his shoulder on the window frame, just in the driver’s seat one moment, through a window the next.
Ah, but can he leap through a transom window like Buster Keaton?
Ikr?
right ? i would’ve knocked my head on the glass 😭😭
Be water, my friend...- Bruce Lee
I love your username and pfp! I love seeing other mlp fans on non mlp related videos!
Okay, but that little kid trying to remember how to do a thumbs up is flipping adorable!
And it won't be long before he progresses to the double " flipping " stage !! 🐦🐦😏😂
i was waiting for him to put up the middle finger
Lil guy is just learning the controls
@@kallrue me too
@@kallrueGreat minds think alike
This is one of the best videos, litterally all clips are so cool/funny etc.
I never knew an opossum could be so cute
the man and the bear running in opposite ways is pure gold
I think they share same brain cell XD
@@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 fr, both of them were scared asf
I saw this on NewsMax!
@@4JBrewer what is that? if it has that video must be some other good content in there
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The teacher probably saved money, got what looks like a really good haircut and got to solidify his status as the cool teacher. I don't know how much more you can W than that.
Agreed
His previous hair was cool. Idk why all young guys do this strange af ugly ass haircut nowadays, I prefer longer hair and not these shenanigans. And I talk as 26 yo girl (maybe I'm boomer inside but this haircut is ugly af 💀)
The fact that he's still a teacher is impressive enough.
@@NotMorganFreeman. Why wouldnt he be?
@@keenfire8151 Have you heard about the hell teachers have been dealing with in schools lately?
I love how the man and the bear run separate ways 😂
That mama possum carrying her babies was walking like badass.
How adorable was that little boy.... figuring out his thumbs from his fingers....👍....priceless...
Yes , and as he gets older we ALL know how he will progress , 😏to the OTHER two fingers !!! 😉😄
@@juliecook6057 Bruh get a life dude.
i seriously thought that the child was about to show his middle finger
The silence building up made it better
Yes, so cute! ^_^
I’m impressed by how quick he jumped through his car window
I wasn't... I just thought how idiotic it was !! Feel sorry for the poor workers that have to put up with that sort of moronic behaviour from...morons !!! 🙄
Yeah, he was smooth.
This might be a repeating pattern for him. So maybe he got involuntarily quite skilled?
I hope they flogged him.
the mind that decides to make such garbage videos need to liquidated from this earth at once
That sewer is the entrance to a boss battle
1:40 I love the fact that on the tv it says ‘may the FOURTH be with you’ not ‘may the FORCE’ and the meeting was aslo held on may 4th 😂
Also about the pineapple, there is another reason more important than those needles: Pineapples are actually bromeliads, and most of bromeliads are actually carnivorous plants, they use their water resevoir between leaves to trap and digest insects. Because of that, most bromeliads actually produces substances capable of digesting animal protein aka meat and pineapples are no different. They produce a substance called bromelain, that breaks down animal protein. So most of the pain on your mouth when eating a pineapple slice is because they are literally eating you back from inside
Could salt help it
That is the reason no one can make jello with pineapples, the bromelain breaks up the protein chains that make jello stick together.
@@nigelhenriques1893 Yes, pineapple tenderizes meat
@@djamtz Not sure about that, but you can cook pineapple to make it less angry
@@nigelhenriques1893 bro you just made me realize why my mom used to make cook whole ham like that- it absolutely made the tough outer layer of meat softer
0:49 The fact that he looked down at his hands to re-position his fingers was so cute❤
The face of deep concentration 😆
I thought he was gonna unintentionally flip them off XD
That’s how I count.
Jk
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The sound effects as he was jumping through the drive through window brings me endless amounts of joy.
I was curious, what do ya do after the initial "Oh my god he jumped through the window"...keep running I guess
I'd be so shocked if a man jumped into the window like that. He acted 1:1 like my cat calculating how to jump.
The little kid figuring out the thumbs up made my day.
And shout outs to the teacher getting a fresh cut in the boys' bathroom. He knows what's up.
Girls bathroom: Oh m gee did you know Stacy has a crush on John
Boys bathroom :
The meme potential is huge! Late, but succeed!
Lucky it not a middle one👀
@@mohdhazwan520 tbh that is what i was expecting
Lmao my baby sister does this all the time 😂
The way the dude gets scared by the cashier is just funny.
@bastiat 😂😂
I pray we repent of our sins and turn to Jesus Christ for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand love your enemies and forgive others just as God can forgive you spread peace and be blessed amen.nnnnn
@@noirral185 “Not a cult.”
@@noirral185 cope
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The dumpster one:
“Omg a bear!”
“Holy crap a human!”
BY FAR THE FUNNIEST DAILY DOSE IN A LONGTIME
Seeing government officials in Star Wars cosplay is both wholesome and scary at the same time. Looking at Darth Sidious there lmao 😂
Wholesome? 🤦🏾
@@TayWoode Yes, it's wholesome. Not everything needs to be all tensed up and super serious, let ppl have their fun.
@@gtc239 It's not, government work is not dress up, cosplay or pretend, have fun on your own time and stop defending people who take advantage of the system for free rides
@@pom791 Its city concil at most maybe county but definitely nowhere high enough like state or national to have any real corruption or and real power
Live a little
@@RoflcopterLamo imagine not holding your own city government up to same standards as federal
Awesome
Always enjoy you guys vids!!
This was the best video I've seen in a while. The little baby that forgets the cheer is very cute.
Who else was cheering on the little guy😂. The look of happiness on his fence when he figured it out was awesome 👍
Yeah his fence looked pretty happy.
I don't even know who he is, but I somehow feel proud of him. You did well, little guy!
Seriously, that was epic. But he figured it out!
He had a cute fence that's for sure
Such a sweet little fence.
I'm sorry I had to. xdd
That opossum carrying its ten babies is so sweet and wholesome.
*BIG RESPECT!*
Some human can't even took care even just their one baby.
possum bus. remind of the Cat Bus in the cartoon movie Totoro.
Those little freeloaders need to get a job and move out of their mom’s terrace
Until shes carrying them to your house's roof
@@iHaveSomnusFetish
We all need somewhere to live, especially when you've got ten kids.😊
That dog really come inside in lightning speed.
I see why you have so many subscribers. Plus the opossum clip was so cute, I never would've thought I would say that about an opossum, ever. Lol
0:46 the moment of silence so he can figure it out is everything 😭
That dog's takedown was absolutely ruthless. No hesitation. I didn't know retrievers could be like that lol.
In the full video the girl actually playfully pushed the dog first to get the Cheeto so it was revenge 😂😂😂. Very clever!
@@csclintonAlso, she was behaving like a dog, so the dog *played* like it would with a fellow dog, in this case grappling her and pulling her out of the way
@@PsylomeAlpha yes so cute!
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He grabbed her by the ponytail and pulled her down onto a pillow, not ruthless but definitely calculated
I'm adding that golden retriever to my warzone party next time I play. Bros got the 200 IQ plays.
Me after a long tiring day of work and I had to wait through an hour of traffic:
Lmao the bear was just as scared and confused as the man was 😂😂😂
Human: *"GAH! BEAR!"*
Bear: *"GAH! HUMAN!"*
Black bears are really mellow and scare easy. My mother scared the crap out of one when I was little. It essentially ran away screaming because this petite human woman ran at it.
But what was he doing by the trssh(??
That is not an intrusive thought, that is an urge.
A planned one, with a camera ready?
@@punchline43 Just a guy creating CZcams content anyway he can.
Which is what an intrusive thought is. Intrusive thoughts and the urge to do them, come hand in hand. The urge to do the intrusive thought, is different for every thought and every person.
@@that_pan_chick8650 That is not correct. An intrusive thought is different from an urge as to that it is an intrusive, unwanted thought that is repetitive and often of disturbing nature. Intrusive thoughts do not display a real want or urge to do something, they're inappropriate or dangerous and distress the individual who experiences them.
It doesn’t matter much. It’s a joke 💀
That ATM theft has crazy precision
The bear that came out of the dumpster was at Zela Elementary School in Nicholas County, West Virginia.
That was the principal opening the dumpster and he said that if you weren't awake before, that will wake you up.❤ from Kanawha County, West Virginia
My old manager at a Taco Bell once said “if you go across the counter to customers, you’re gone. If they come across the counter to you, you’ve every right to defend yourself”
@Paulo Hernanndizz he was the first manager I ever had for a job back in the day. Cool ass old Chinese guy, dude had lived a hard life.
That little guy with the "thumbs up" is the cutest thing EVER!!!!
The worker at the drive-through: what the fu- just happened?
1:29 I love how the dog is as safe as possible. Dude pulls her onto an actual pillow! 😂
Bro said "Save some for the rest of us!"
1:35
That dog did not see that pillow
The fact he took his time to go for the hair at the back of the neck is actually the most gentle way the dog could choose, since its also the way mother dogs would carry their puppies and they know it doesnt hurt - usually dogs showing agression about food would simply throw a loud tantrum and pinch you in the arm or leg to scare you away.
@@georg2010cz exactly! I think it’s very endearing
The fact that the students gave the teacher a great haircut is so cool lol
That guy had Hella amounts of trust in his students
If it was my school and a teacher we didn't like we woulda given them the most awful trim
True that haircut is hella fresh
I am so impressed with that opossum carrying 10 babies.
The cashier cracked me up💀
1:54 They have the horse in the back meaning that they are obviously taking it to the old town road
OH GOSH😂
I take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more
@@3RR0RNULL stop
I hate that song
Maybe it was just a florida man
@@p1nk-gutzz Bad taste in music + L opinion
That dog changed its mind pretty quick when the lightning stuck xD
75 liked no replies lemme fix that 👍
@@pokedestruct9327me too 🎉
She looked terrified
Thanks I had no clue
@StaviK I would too
Teacher: Thanks for my new haircut!
Student: That will be 3 Extra Points please🤣
Imagine your teacher goes out to get a book and comes back with a fire haircut
The horse in the back of the truck ticks me off! I worked at a Veterinary Hospital and the amount of dogs we got in there that were injured from falling out of the back of people's trucks was insane!
Yeah, that was terrible.
Just a hard stop would likely break it's legs, and they'd have to put it down. That's straight up animal cruelty.
Seriously! The chances of that horse getting injured are so high... ☹ And the fact about the dogs is too sad 😔😢
probably a mexican immigro😢
Here, I've seen big trucks carry elephants. They usually go out in convoys with tiny trucks at the front and back with little statue elephants.
The guy at the start must've been *really* hungry
“I’ve been doing parkour”
Like that hungry
He got to level 10 hangry
he’s like cookie monster
So hungry he resorted to cannibalism
That student is getting an a+ on that subject😂
I had a terrible soccer game today and this made me smile, thank you
1:40
That _May_ have been the most entertaining meeting in a while.
I looked it up, it was in 2021 and COVID was still present, so they still had to wear a mask anyway. The description on that video said they also went to schools to visit the kids dressed like that, previous to the meeting.
@@miguelcarunchod.1493 W government
*"MAY?"* Who do I have to rob to go to THAT meeting?
1:24 you gotta be high to catch that lol
Glad to see Juan was safe while hitchhiking.
Would that horse in the back of the truck make it a “Neigh-san?”
2:42 is definitely not suspicious whatsoever!1!1!11
Stealth level 10
I remember that. They couldn't get the money out of the ATM. As far as I know, they never caught them.
1:03 That was one huge black raccoon 👀
Always the 13%
That should be how every government dresses. It’s appropriate for them.
One time someone at my school’s intrusive thoughts won and they started swinging “it” around
That Patrick screaming one killed me.
I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying 😂 that one is SO good
Why is it so accurate?!?! 😂
"Shut up, Patrick! Shut the fuck up!"
[Continuous Screaming]
Just sounds like a normal fan to me
I can do Patrick's voice a bit and I lost it at that part 😂
Can I just say how much I appreciate that the “clickbait” thumbnail/title is usually the first video? Honestly I usually stay and watch the whole thing but it’s nice to have my curiosity answered straight off the bat.
yea we already covered this to him……so he already knows how much we appreciate him 😊 that’s the reason why he continue till this day
That's what other clickbait videos should evolve into, Actual NOT clickbait videos, where it shows the video in the thumbnail
that haircut one reminds me of that one video-
it was a guy who stood up in the middle of a lecture and got someone to get his hair all fancy for an interview after the lesson or smth
That dude that stole the ATM is probably the funniest thing I've seen today.
2:02 bro got the "🅿️" blanket 💯💯
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The planket
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As a former pet, I can affirm that lightning storms are very scary.
Who tf let the furries out?!
my poor pupper gets so scared when it starts raining, he needs to cuddle with me under a blanket every time. and he hates when it thunders
... say what now?
@@omarrosa8136 woof woof woof woofwoof!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening
seeing palpatine out of nowhere got me dead I already like that guy
I’m addicted to the way you say ‘susscribers’. Also addicted to a Daily Dose of Internet. Love it.
I love how the teacher trusted the student to make his cut fresh. He did a great job!
I wish my intrusive thoughts were this innocent.
I wish he would use impulsive thoughts instead in his title
Mine usually are along the lines of "what happens if we add fire?"
@@B0nvs fr
@@B0nvs yeah 😕
yep i hope more people comment and talk about it :’)
That wasn't an intrusive thought; that was an impulsive thought.
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Here in the UK I live in a town where someone once used a bulldozer to steal 3 ATMs in one night. Slightly more impressive is that they weren't standalone units like the one showed in this video, but were instead 'hole-in-the-wall' ATMs built into the wall, so not only did they steal 3 ATMs they also demolished the walls of 3 stores to get them. I also believe that, somehow, they were never caught.
heyyyy this is the original comment
Kinda wanna steal an ATM now
I think it’s hilarious that they stole a piece of heavy machinery that was likely worth more than what was in the ATM. I bet they ditched the machine after too 😂 that’s some real Trailer Park Boys shit right there 🤣
Next step: give me a battle tank!
@@SirPano85 get a leopard 2 tank from germany or something
2:55 at least the Thief was Nice enough not to destroy the Entire building just to get the ATM.
Nah bro pennywise be cooking 💀
You know what I like about your content? You start with the clip in the thumbnail. It's subtle, but it's sooooo appreciated. So may youtubers will save it for last to force you to watch the entire video - which I would have done anyway, but now I'm angry.
Imagine going to court as a eye witness of a domestic violence case and the whole entire Galactic Empire is in the court.
It's a city council session, not court.
"The council will decide your fate"
"I am the council!"
Why domestic violence?
OK I imagined it, now what?
@@arielgonzalez008 "Not Yet."
2:11 Why don't we have these kind of teachers in our school 😭.
you wanna cut hair?
@@aarushdwivedi2161 you don't?
That’s my school right there. TCS
@@Slycooper-zj7gd lemme guess your school is in north coralinna
@@SKITCHPLAYZ nope Canada
Teacher be like: you got good grades in cosmetology i know you wont mess this up
never eating pineapple again 💀
The reason why pineapple stings is actually due to the enzyme found in the pineapple called Bromelain, a type of protease that breaks down protein, which is why ppl use pineapple juice to marinate meat to make them more tender. So yea the pineapple is essentially breaking down ur tissue as your eating it, causing the pain but then bromelain is broken down by your stomach acid which is why you don't get holes in your stomach.
The bromelain in pineapples aren't usually concentrated enough to cause that much damage to your tissue. Also, the reason why it doesn't hurt as much before it reaches your digestive system is because it is mixed into saliva and dilutes the bromlain.
I would imagine it's a combination of the very acidic pH, needles, and bromelain that pierce your membranes and basically put acid and caustic material on your micro wounds
The poor beagle having short legs may have actually saved his life. Smoke naturally float up, so if there's a fire you should stay as close to the ground as possible to minimize smoke and carbon monoxide inhalation. Glad he's ok
have... have you never seen a dachshund before? y'know, a weiner dog? they just look like that lmao 💀
@@kalimbakryptid6801 As someone who has both a Dachshund and a Beagle, I can confirm that that is 100% a dachshund and not a beagle.
@@Zyk0th oh woops
More likely a cocker spaniel basset hound x.
Smoke does not float up. It's a solid, heavier than air.
What floats up is the hot gases of the flames, they can carry smoke upwards with them, but not in a confined space.
Teacher went from john wick to the hacksmith
That snake knows Kung-fu
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1:35 Tactical Doggo
If this guy doesn’t have a speech at my funeral I’m coming back until I get him too
This is one of the best collections of video I have seen in some time. Opossums are harmless, but look evil...
I love the government officials dressing up as star wars characters. I don't even like star wars, but I can appreciate people who don't take life all too seriously.
The idea of a politician or state worker who doesn't take life seriously on the job is not as appealing as you try to make it up to be
@@pom791 gonna stab someone with that edge bro?
1:15 That a Karate snake. 😂
Cobra Kai
0:17 Zeus was just like: "GET INSIDE NOW!"
I was not prepared for that fan to sound so much like Patrick 😂
2:50
The guy: that’s too easy