@KilgoreSlaymaim Billion? Have you seen Dantooine? It's a pretty rural planet with only a few farms far in between. I thought it was pretty obvious that Leia assumed Empire would leave Dantooine alone after they realized they got duped.
The funny thing is Tarkin deciding not to destroy Alderaan hurts the rebellion more. 1. He proved the Rebels don't care about innocents but he does. 2. He shows that he can be trusted with a super weapon.
Not really. I mean what kind of an argument is that? "We did not commit genocide, so we are good guys!" If that's all it takes to justify a totalitarian government, then I should be made Emperor of the world!
Sometimes, evil people can not be reasoned with, and instead will not stop until they are dealt with in some way that stops their evil from continuing. Other times, you can reason with people to either stop, or see their error, and stop.
@kjhuang I bet Tarkin had all the dirt on everyone. That's why Vader let go his force choke on Phil during the Death Star senior managers' team meeting.
@@zacmumblethunder7466The generals and admirals of the imperial military who were governor Tarkin's guests on the DEATH STAR were not its senior managers.
I love how distraught Leia is at how merciful Tarkin is. I also love how the Empire are apparently vehemently against the murder of innocents and are actually the good guys. I wanna see this trilogy in a massive "What If?" episode now
"We're a totalitarian state who glorifies the military and committed genocide against the jedi and the other adherents of their religion, but in all other respects we're very ethical about how we conduct ourselves in war" -no one ever.
Can you do Windu and the Boys arriving to arrest Palpatine, only for him to announce his retirement from the chancellory and abdicating his emergency powers upon learning of Grievous’ death… responding to accusations that he is a Sith to point out his choice in religious beliefs are protected by the Constitution and quite frankly, none of Windu’s business.
@@laszlomiko9085the fact that you are willing to accept a correction (put not that courteously I might had) says a lot about you, you're a good person and an example of integrity to many !
And she needs someone else to do the demolishing; insurers never pay out if you blow it up yourself. A New Hope: she should offer Tarkin a straight trade: if he does Alderaan then she'll do Dantooine (since that's where he has his summer house, as Robot Chicken once revealed)
Yeah if you check the paperwork she had a mysterious planetary destruction clause written into her policy right around the time the station build plans went missing in a “mining accident” on Scarif.
@@EnoEshk Unless you were an imitator with perfect pitch. What would Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher think of this? if they lived enough, especially Carrie.
"Oh, we don't _need_ to kill them to get to you _now_ ", Tarkin chuckled, while pulling a small recording device from his sleeve. "Now, we'll just free you and give you back to the planet and people _you_ just condemned to death. Unless, of course, you tell us where the Rebel base is."
I love the music build up on “and that’s why you should’ve used contraception” followed with “Shut down the machine.” “What??!” like the Empire isn’t evil and Leia is genuinely insane
The Bioware games will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that EA has dissolved the developer permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
@@maxi1ification And what of the community? If the player-base is left without new content in the game, it is possible however unlikely they might find another game, and move to it.
"That's why you should have used contraception" to Vader was hilarious. Guess in this one, everyone knows he's the father and she's the dysfunctional psychopath daughter.
I like that Tarkin really doesn't want to do it, and keeps extending the 10 second countdown, to the point that Leia is annoyed that he hasn't done it yet lol
But this little victory will lead to destruction of the rebellion because they will lose maintenance of the survived Alderaanians and others who join rebellion after Battle of Yavin (mostly because the violence of the empire crossed all boundaries, not due to rebels' triumph itself). Besides, the destruction of Alderaan was the trigger for numbers of imperials to change the loyalty. Such a paradox. Peoples of the galaxy fight against the empire because of its cruelty, and if cruelty is removed, then only order remains😌
I will never see the original scene the same way after hearing Carrie Fisher's behind the scenes stories. She said that between takes Peter Cushing liked to lounge around wearing a dressing gown and velvet slippers, sipping tea and reading the paper. She also said he smelled of lavender and that caused her to have a hard time keeping a straight face while filming. Lastly she said he was actually very kind to her when the cameras weren't rolling.
"Tell me the location of the Rebel Base." "They're on Yavin IV. After that they'll relocate to Echo base on Hoth. And while you're at it you might want to swing by Mon Calamari, Corellia, oh and Dagobah as well". Leia after a force vision of the Sequel Trilogy.
Physically the closest Anakin gets to be next to his daughter and holds her. Must have hurt once he died and saw that Luke's sister was princess Leia who he had done so much damage to.
Are you sure he ever came to that conclusion? He only speaks of her as a thought he managed to read from Luke's mind and that doesn't necessarily mean that he could see her or learn her name. Edit: Although it could explain how he lost his guard against Luke, suddenly realizing it might've distracted him.
@@Hotchpotchsoup When he died I'm sure he found out eventually if he hadn't known via the Force when probing Luke's mind as Vader. Probably knew during the ewok celebration force ghost scene. Some time had passed then with the whole funeral and stuff.
So you figured he stayed across the room when he was torturing? The first time. We never saw what torture Leia went through when she when he captured her on Bespin.
@margaretalbrecht4650 Must have been an interesting conversation from the throne room to the shuttle craft. Vader: Luke, tell me, what is your sister like? Luke: Oh, you know her. Leia. You know, Leia Organa of Alderaan. Vader: Don't kid your dad when he's dying. Luke: No crap, Dad, it's her. Rebel Scouts' honour. Vader: Bantha crap! I tortured her. Twice. Luke: Woo! We'd better stop off on the way and get a shed load of gift vouchers.
I can't agree with "better," but it's good. BLR actually attempts to match what it looks like they're saying with what he has them say. Not so much here. Gives it a sort of "badly dubbed kung Fu movie" vibe, which honestly adds to the humor for me.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Of course it's random, bro. I'm amazed that BLR can even make somewhat sensible conversations out of the shit from time to time. Very nice name, btw. Are you a fellow Tolkien geek or did you just like the way it sounded? Just out of curiosity.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Oh, shit. That never even occurred to me. Probably sucked getting downed by a Perian and a woman of the Mark, no? Especially after surviving and even triumphing over centuries of Eldar and Numenoreans. And yeah, many avenues. You have no idea. ADHD - the struggle is real.
I´m gonna press the button in 3, 2, 1 .... .. .. .. 0.9, 0.8 🤣 This whole scene is perfectly eidited and pure comedy, bravo. Scences like that, i would have expected in Spaceballs II - The search for more money!
I heard a little bit of Anakin’s dark deeds at the end and got goosebumps. I just realized it’s playing while Leia is disappointed he didn’t destroy Alderaan lol.
Finally! The un-edited version! We all know Leia showed hardly any compassion. "My mom's from Naboo, my dad's from Tatooine, so why should I care about Alderaan?"
I haven't laughed this hard at a Star Wars parody since Star Wars vs. Grandma's Boy, this was absolutely brilliant Edited cause I forgot to include "this hard"
Would make sense too, why take order from this man who looks and sounds nothing like chancellor Palpatine? They simply shouldn't recognize who that is.
Leia is as wicked as her mom, she not only tries to get her home planet blown up, but she also "stumbles" back into Vader hopping to turn off her life support!! Evil Rebels
Leia: "Do it." Tarkin: "I beg your pardon?" Leia: "Well, this is obviously a desperate measure to try and force my cooperation. I highly doubt that you're foolish enough to believe that destroying Alderaan will be anything other than a disaster for the Empire's image." Tarkin: "..." Leia: "You actually intended to destroy Alderaan, didn't you?" Tarkin: "If you'll...excuse me, princess." *Tarkin walks out, then runs away* Vader: "I suppose that there is nothing we can gain out of you. Kill the princess. And message the Emperor telling him of this."
If Vader had wanted to kill the princess, he wouldn't have giver her a tour of the DEATH STAR after Tarkin had very explicitly signed her death warrant, personally even. And he would gave obeyed Tarkin's order to kill her already instead of preventing her suicide by bodyguard. And he certainly wouldn't have bothered to convince Tarkin to let her escape so the DEATH STAR could fly into a prepared trap. No, he would just have handed Tarkin her corpse when he arrived.
the mixture of editing, audio engineering, and AI synth(I think) makes this absolutely fantastic. The way he says "w-what?" and "I'm totally going to do it" is hilarious
she secretly hated her step family the whole time, kept happening to wear dresses and go to parties and act like a "princess" she wanted them all dead the whole time.
wow, that would have been such a plot twist in a space opera! They might destroy Alderaan later, but still in that moment, I would be blown away! 10/10 twist!
on the one hand, Leia could have tried this (reverse psychology or trolling or something). However, on the other hand, the Empire would just ask her to make these statements so they could record them, and then blame her for the destruction of the planet
Tarkin could well have had this convo secretly recorded. She won't even need to know in that moment how he just made her a traitorous genocidal pariah.
I love to think that Leia was kind of genius psychopath and her plan was to cause an intergalactic revolt using destruction of Alderaan as the trigger, but Tarkin was big brain enough to figure out her plan in matter of few conversations.
"I feel general ambivalence in the Force, as if millions of voices were quiet, and remained so as nothing had happened." - Obi Wan Kenobi
Obi Wan: "STOP TALKING!"
Luke: "What? I did not say anything."
Obi Wan: "Not you, just millions of voices in my head all the time."
Was going to say just this 😂
@@Lobos222lmfao
Better than the original standing ovation
General ambivalence! You are a bold one.
Innocent Tarkin just did a little trolling, only to find out Leia is a psychopath
But she literally decided to endanger the people of Dantooine just to save Alderaan
@@mandocalrissian6454 There are no longer people on Dantooine. :) They even said the rebel base there was deserted.
With goodguys like Leia, who need badguys?
We are all psychopaths who don't care about ants lives! Booo 😂
@KilgoreSlaymaim Billion? Have you seen Dantooine? It's a pretty rural planet with only a few farms far in between. I thought it was pretty obvious that Leia assumed Empire would leave Dantooine alone after they realized they got duped.
Leia remembering how much debt she has on Alderaan
Someone had to bankroll the rebellion.
They tried to end monarchy so she decided to kill them
Leia: “kill them. _kill them now.”_
*shocked expression from Vader and Tarkin*
Tarkin: “… I sho-“
Leia: *”DO IT.”* 👺
Gambling debt to a local Hutt, no doubt. And student loans.
Spaceballs vibes
The funny thing is Tarkin deciding not to destroy Alderaan hurts the rebellion more.
1. He proved the Rebels don't care about innocents but he does.
2. He shows that he can be trusted with a super weapon.
Not really. I mean what kind of an argument is that? "We did not commit genocide, so we are good guys!" If that's all it takes to justify a totalitarian government, then I should be made Emperor of the world!
@@garnauklaufen6704 To be fair, you most likely don't have a WMD just lying around, and people aren't egging you on to use it.
@@garnauklaufen6704
If the two sides are genocide and not genocide, then the second is automatically the good guys
@@dydlusProbably not, but can you be sure?
Sometimes, evil people can not be reasoned with, and instead will not stop until they are dealt with in some way that stops their evil from continuing. Other times, you can reason with people to either stop, or see their error, and stop.
"And that's why you should have used contraception." Damn, Tarkin has burns hotter than Mustafar.
And Vader slightly nods in shame and understanding
I'm pretty sure Tarkin didn't know Leia was Vader's daughter, but yeah this is all a joke.
@kjhuang I bet Tarkin had all the dirt on everyone. That's why Vader let go his force choke on Phil during the Death Star senior managers' team meeting.
@@FouLuTheChosen What is the font of the "k... them" text??
@@zacmumblethunder7466The generals and admirals of the imperial military who were governor Tarkin's guests on the DEATH STAR were not its senior managers.
I love how distraught Leia is at how merciful Tarkin is. I also love how the Empire are apparently vehemently against the murder of innocents and are actually the good guys. I wanna see this trilogy in a massive "What If?" episode now
Leia the war criminal 😂
No its because Tarkin recorded the conversation and caught her in 4 k
The empire really has been about Peace, Freedom, Justice and Security all along.
I've been saying this the path for Star Wars now... They have Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman! Let them do a story where we get a White Vader.
"We're a totalitarian state who glorifies the military and committed genocide against the jedi and the other adherents of their religion, but in all other respects we're very ethical about how we conduct ourselves in war" -no one ever.
Can you do Windu and the Boys arriving to arrest Palpatine, only for him to announce his retirement from the chancellory and abdicating his emergency powers upon learning of Grievous’ death… responding to accusations that he is a Sith to point out his choice in religious beliefs are protected by the Constitution and quite frankly, none of Windu’s business.
😂😂😂
That is sooo logical 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 We makin it out of the Senate with this one
That’s perfect
This needs to happen
Palpatine tried to recruit the wrong sibling.
old fool. only during the climax of Episode VI, at the end, did he understand.
Took him many years to realize the unlimited power of a Mary Sue in a galaxy long ago and far away...
@@Reblwitoutacause
Totally forgot that happened.
As in someone came up with that story and nobody, not even the actors liked it.
This should be the top comment!
"If you will not be turned, then perhaps she will."
"Turned? Dad, have you met her?"
Leia: "OK! They are on Alderaan, so just kill them already!"
Tarkin: "You are lying."
* lying
@@robertveith6383Thanks, fixed it.
Best reaction to being corrected I have ever seen.
@@laszlomiko9085the fact that you are willing to accept a correction (put not that courteously I might had) says a lot about you, you're a good person and an example of integrity to many !
Leia was trying to get that insurance money.
And she needs someone else to do the demolishing; insurers never pay out if you blow it up yourself. A New Hope: she should offer Tarkin a straight trade: if he does Alderaan then she'll do Dantooine (since that's where he has his summer house, as Robot Chicken once revealed)
@@lappansommer546 Strangers On A Train, but with insurance and in space
@@lappansommer546 "You heard her, destroy Dantooine!"
Yeah if you check the paperwork she had a mysterious planetary destruction clause written into her policy right around the time the station build plans went missing in a “mining accident” on Scarif.
"Shut down the laser"
"WHAT?!!"
Lmao. It's simply magnificent
Wanted to comment the same. 😄
Shut down the MACHINE
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar No! Don't shut it down, I'll tell you the location of the rebel base!
@@karabenomartell me the location then!
@@francismanuelfelizperez7891That's a lie, by the way, but go ahead send your troops, maybe you'll get pissed and shoot the dang
Remaking Tarkins voice with a computer works slightly better than replacing Tarkin with a computer apparently
To be fair rogue one came out almost 7 years ago, back then the technology to remake a voice like this basically didn't exist
@@EnoEshk true
Humans are extremely visual creatures. We'll notice differences in a face more easily than in a voice
@@EnoEshk Unless you were an imitator with perfect pitch. What would Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher think of this? if they lived enough, especially Carrie.
@@EnoEshkoriginally if they coupdnt get cgi tarkin to look right they wouldve had him appear by hologram
The dramatic music as Tarkin orders to power down the weapon just makes this 10x better
The fact the laser actually sounds like it's being powered down got me
@@MrDogfish83-- I was thinking that too. That sound has ALWAYS sounded like a power-DOWN sound rather than a power-UP sound.
@@jondunmore4268yeah right!?
I was expecting Leia to say, "Kill them... Kill them now."
"DEW IT!"
Tarkin: I.. I shouldn't.
@@yuri7885 Tarkin: It's not the Imperial way
@@jackychan9236 LMAO WWW
@@jamesbellefeuille2926That would be a cool idea for an ad. Darth Sidious promoting Mountain Dew.
The contraception line directed towards Vader 😂😂😂
Tarkin implied that Vader used "The Force" instead of a condom.
@RoughJustice2k18 The silly fool. Didn't he know that the force "surrounds us and penetrates us"?
She is an unhinged menance😂
@@RoughJustice2k18 instead of d*ck, should've tried spinning, that's a good trick
I was hoping she would say something like, “what’s THAT supposed to mean?” to Vader after Tarkin said that line.
"Oh, we don't _need_ to kill them to get to you _now_ ", Tarkin chuckled, while pulling a small recording device from his sleeve. "Now, we'll just free you and give you back to the planet and people _you_ just condemned to death. Unless, of course, you tell us where the Rebel base is."
Probably the biggest way for her bluff call on him to backfire.
Oh that is beautifully savage
Clearly it could be a fake.
Leia: "It's on Alderaan".
The rebel base was the friends we made along the way.
'Go ahead... I owe 50000 credits in parking tickets.'
"People on Alderaan are dumber than old bread!"
I love this so much
How dumb is old bread, anyway?
@@mikek0135 Dumb
@@mikek0135I've been doing nothing but teleport old bread for three days.
@@mikek0135dull. The saying is duller than old bread
@@davidwuhrer6704"Yeah!!! Why can't we have some meat?!?!"
the "and this is why you shouldve used contraception" part broke me!~😂😂😂
I know huh, made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂
Poor darth vader 😂😂😂😂
Makes me think of the interview where Carie Fischer said it was hard to film that scene because Peter Cushing was such a nice man.
That’s why is acting is so great. He doesn’t overplay his evilness.
He referred to her in an interview as "Dear little Carrie Fisher".
The slippers probably didn't help either.
“I’m totally going to do it. I’m like a ✨mad man✨.” 😆😆
Samuel L. Jackson couldn't speak this line and be as menacing as Tarkin...
I love the music build up on “and that’s why you should’ve used contraception” followed with “Shut down the machine.” “What??!” like the Empire isn’t evil and Leia is genuinely insane
The Emperor would be most pleased.
As anyone who’s played SWTOR can tell you, leaving Alderaan intact is a tragedy on a scale greater than any planet-killer. So many bugs and nobles…
Too bad that of all the planet killing weapons featured in that game, none were targeted on Alderaan.
The Bioware games will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that EA has dissolved the developer permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
@@flopus7 How will EA maintain control of the player-base without the developers?
@@darthrange1the regional managers shall have direct control of the games. Money will keep them in line. Money from microtransactions.
@@maxi1ification And what of the community? If the player-base is left without new content in the game, it is possible however unlikely they might find another game, and move to it.
"That's why you should have used contraception" to Vader was hilarious. Guess in this one, everyone knows he's the father and she's the dysfunctional psychopath daughter.
I like that Tarkin really doesn't want to do it, and keeps extending the 10 second countdown, to the point that Leia is annoyed that he hasn't done it yet lol
Luke - Father's Kindness.
Leia - Fucking Child Psychopath.
That's the joke, yes.
@Puschit1 thank you for confirming what we all have seen
Poor Tarkin, I bet he died inside when he relized what a monster Leia really is!
Marvellous parody! 🤣
He truly regretted signing her death warrant.
That's what he said when Vader brought her aboard. Bet he changed his mind in this scene.
0:32 "I'm like a mad man" 😂
Talkin said is _like_ a madman, not an actual madman, so Leia called him bluff on that.
Tarkin: "I'm going yo blow up Alderaan... wait. That's not a punishment. *thinks for a moment* I'm going to spare Alderaan."
Leia: "Nooo!"
Vader: "Damn, girl, that's cold."
"Is that the way your mother brought you up?
Oh, I forgot.
Noooooooo!"
Tarkin: " Oh, great. See what you've done now?"
Leia isnt a psychopath, this is Leia being smart and outwitting the empire 😂
She used reverse psychology and saved the planet...
We could totally see it as her calling his bluff and being shocked when it actually works.
But this little victory will lead to destruction of the rebellion because they will lose maintenance of the survived Alderaanians and others who join rebellion after Battle of Yavin (mostly because the violence of the empire crossed all boundaries, not due to rebels' triumph itself). Besides, the destruction of Alderaan was the trigger for numbers of imperials to change the loyalty. Such a paradox. Peoples of the galaxy fight against the empire because of its cruelty, and if cruelty is removed, then only order remains😌
No she's a secret jedi and she uses the Jedi mind trick on him😂😂
Destroying Alderaan was his last card to play.
To think that Leia could have saved her people with a bit of reverse psychology.
what reverse psychology (heh)
“And that’s why you should have used contraception” might as well have been “I see she got her personality from you.” 😂😂😂
I will never see the original scene the same way after hearing Carrie Fisher's behind the scenes stories. She said that between takes Peter Cushing liked to lounge around wearing a dressing gown and velvet slippers, sipping tea and reading the paper.
She also said he smelled of lavender and that caused her to have a hard time keeping a straight face while filming. Lastly she said he was actually very kind to her when the cameras weren't rolling.
Long live the good Empire !
The Empire protects!
@@I34VVI3U5 clearly not good enough 'protection'
We love the Empire we love it
@@aj-ug9hhNot in Vader's case!
The Empire would be based if it were actually like this, LOL.
"And that's why you should have used contraception." Still laughing.
She's either a complete psychopath who did want them destroyed, or a devious mastermind who called his bluff. Either way, good edit.
"Tell me the location of the Rebel Base."
"They're on Yavin IV. After that they'll relocate to Echo base on Hoth. And while you're at it you might want to swing by Mon Calamari, Corellia, oh and Dagobah as well".
Leia after a force vision of the Sequel Trilogy.
Ouch!
Can't blame her if I know the sequel trilogy is my future I would have done it too
I love how horrified Leia is when she finds out the Empire won’t be nuking her home
Tarkin, the real protagonist of the Star Wars universe.
Physically the closest Anakin gets to be next to his daughter and holds her. Must have hurt once he died and saw that Luke's sister was princess Leia who he had done so much damage to.
Not after this scene.
Are you sure he ever came to that conclusion? He only speaks of her as a thought he managed to read from Luke's mind and that doesn't necessarily mean that he could see her or learn her name.
Edit: Although it could explain how he lost his guard against Luke, suddenly realizing it might've distracted him.
@@Hotchpotchsoup When he died I'm sure he found out eventually if he hadn't known via the Force when probing Luke's mind as Vader. Probably knew during the ewok celebration force ghost scene. Some time had passed then with the whole funeral and stuff.
So you figured he stayed across the room when he was torturing? The first time.
We never saw what torture Leia went through when she when he captured her on Bespin.
@margaretalbrecht4650 Must have been an interesting conversation from the throne room to the shuttle craft.
Vader: Luke, tell me, what is your sister like?
Luke: Oh, you know her. Leia. You know, Leia Organa of Alderaan.
Vader: Don't kid your dad when he's dying.
Luke: No crap, Dad, it's her. Rebel Scouts' honour.
Vader: Bantha crap! I tortured her. Twice.
Luke: Woo! We'd better stop off on the way and get a shed load of gift vouchers.
Leia the psychopath, like father like daughter.
Well, when Luke tells her she's his sister, she says tgat somehow she always knew. Flash back to the sick bay in Empire Strikes Back.
Eeeeew.
I can imagine Kylo Ren being this Leia's son.
This is like Bad Lip Reading but better.
I can't agree with "better," but it's good. BLR actually attempts to match what it looks like they're saying with what he has them say. Not so much here. Gives it a sort of "badly dubbed kung Fu movie" vibe, which honestly adds to the humor for me.
@@metalboy5150 Oh please, bad lip reading is so out there random. There only highlights are the amazing songs they come up with.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Of course it's random, bro. I'm amazed that BLR can even make somewhat sensible conversations out of the shit from time to time.
Very nice name, btw. Are you a fellow Tolkien geek or did you just like the way it sounded? Just out of curiosity.
@@metalboy5150 your curiosity delves into different avenues. I am the Witchking. Obviously.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Oh, shit. That never even occurred to me. Probably sucked getting downed by a Perian and a woman of the Mark, no? Especially after surviving and even triumphing over centuries of Eldar and Numenoreans.
And yeah, many avenues. You have no idea. ADHD - the struggle is real.
Leia: Ok
Vader: That's my girl
Nice, especially at the end! And even Vader's like: "Damn, she's heartless."
“Dumber than old bread” has me LMAO. 😂
I´m gonna press the button in 3, 2, 1 .... .. .. .. 0.9, 0.8 🤣 This whole scene is perfectly eidited and pure comedy, bravo. Scences like that, i would have expected in Spaceballs II - The search for more money!
Leia does care, since she is obviously disappointed he did not blow up Alderaan.
Actually you're right, the title didn't really fit that well, I changed it now. Hope it's better that way
@@KleinerTimmy9 oh, cool. Awesome video by the way!
@@INeedJesus4surethanks!
“I’m like a madman~” I love this delivery 😂
I heard a little bit of Anakin’s dark deeds at the end and got goosebumps.
I just realized it’s playing while Leia is disappointed he didn’t destroy Alderaan lol.
Finally! The un-edited version!
We all know Leia showed hardly any compassion. "My mom's from Naboo, my dad's from Tatooine, so why should I care about Alderaan?"
".9, .8, .001" That part broke me 😭😭😭
I haven't laughed this hard at a Star Wars parody since Star Wars vs. Grandma's Boy, this was absolutely brilliant
Edited cause I forgot to include "this hard"
That's what she said
You should do order 66, but the clones simply say no.
Would make sense too, why take order from this man who looks and sounds nothing like chancellor Palpatine? They simply shouldn't recognize who that is.
"Can we have it writing? You know, in case there's any comeback."
Leia is as wicked as her mom, she not only tries to get her home planet blown up, but she also "stumbles" back into Vader hopping to turn off her life support!! Evil Rebels
Princess: Do it.
Tarkin: Shut down the weapon. Madam, you will not tell me what I will do.
Don't do it then
@@Nate-fb1rr"Damn it! Right, power up the weapon again."
He was so committed to his bluff that he built a working Death Star that he never intended to use. All those millions of man-hours for nothing.
What would’ve made it twice as funny is if she told him “Either you DEWIT or I’ll DEWIT my self”
That was a masterclass in reverse psychology, well done Leia!
Leia: "Do it."
Tarkin: "I beg your pardon?"
Leia: "Well, this is obviously a desperate measure to try and force my cooperation. I highly doubt that you're foolish enough to believe that destroying Alderaan will be anything other than a disaster for the Empire's image."
Tarkin: "..."
Leia: "You actually intended to destroy Alderaan, didn't you?"
Tarkin: "If you'll...excuse me, princess."
*Tarkin walks out, then runs away*
Vader: "I suppose that there is nothing we can gain out of you. Kill the princess. And message the Emperor telling him of this."
If Vader had wanted to kill the princess, he wouldn't have giver her a tour of the DEATH STAR after Tarkin had very explicitly signed her death warrant, personally even. And he would gave obeyed Tarkin's order to kill her already instead of preventing her suicide by bodyguard. And he certainly wouldn't have bothered to convince Tarkin to let her escape so the DEATH STAR could fly into a prepared trap.
No, he would just have handed Tarkin her corpse when he arrived.
“And that’s why you should’ve used contraception.” 💀
Leia's rage over Alderaan not being destroyed could have swayed her to the Dark Side.
Personally I think Vader was going after the wrong sibling.
The line at 0:58 is absolute gold
Omg I just realized what that meant. 🤣🤣
It's not that she doesn't care. It's that Leia WANTS it to happen that's concerning.
Okay....so Tarkin is honorable and Leia is a coldblooded murderer...total reversal here.
The shutdown sounds fits better here than in the movie.
Leia really wanted to see the firepower of the Deathstar in action.
I guess she had plans for it.
the mixture of editing, audio engineering, and AI synth(I think) makes this absolutely fantastic. The way he says "w-what?" and "I'm totally going to do it" is hilarious
Tarkin:but don't worry. We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough...
Via lawsuit
she secretly hated her step family the whole time, kept happening to wear dresses and go to parties and act like a "princess" she wanted them all dead the whole time.
“And that’s why you should have used contraception…” 😂😂😂
That line about the Empire adhering to space law...I had a good laugh then!
Imperial law. They are the empire.
Tarkin was like "Girl, we got troops stationed down there, you think I'm an idiot?"
wow, that would have been such a plot twist in a space opera! They might destroy Alderaan later, but still in that moment, I would be blown away! 10/10 twist!
I always wonder how they edit it perfectly to make it look so real
This is the funniest thing ever, the voices are too good
I was somehow thinking she would say "dew it" in Palpatine's voice. I am slightly disappointed.
Princess Leia used reverse psychology on Tarkin, hook, line, and sinker.
on the one hand, Leia could have tried this (reverse psychology or trolling or something). However, on the other hand, the Empire would just ask her to make these statements so they could record them, and then blame her for the destruction of the planet
Tarkin could well have had this convo secretly recorded. She won't even need to know in that moment how he just made her a traitorous genocidal pariah.
I always thought the Empire was the good guys.
proven now.
Welcome fellow imperial patriot
Playing Anakin's dark deeds in the background really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
1:00 casually reveals that she is his daughter
"Do it, then I'll tell ya!"
Oh my gosh the contraception joke 😂😂😂
Leia: Shit, I forgot to pay my taxes. Uh... yeah. Go ahead.
all she needs to say is "Im adopted, go ahead"
"Are you dumb? I WANT you to do it!
People on Alderaan are dumber than old bread." 😂 LMFAOOOOO
Leia thought she'd found the perfect scapegoat in her master plan to destroy all the interfearing busy bodies on Alderan.
Sole heir to all the off-world investments.
If someone threatened me with blowing up the earth I’d probably react the same way.
Leia: "They'll never let me dance in the Hoth Goth Raves NOW!"
I love to think that Leia was kind of genius psychopath and her plan was to cause an intergalactic revolt using destruction of Alderaan as the trigger, but Tarkin was big brain enough to figure out her plan in matter of few conversations.
Could you imagine if this actually worked? Especially, on villians?!? They wouldn't be able to get anything done!!🤣😂🤣😂
In Ruthless People (1986) Bette Midler is kidnapped and her husband tells the kidnappers to go ahead & kill her.
If Star Wars actually had any intelligence in it this would be plausible
This Princess Leia is way more likable than the Disney versions, all of them.
I'm sorry but that little exaggerated clunk when she walked into Vader is the best bit
If Star Wars was written by Monty Python.
Monty Python never had the courage or imagination, or total lack of taboos to write an epic dialog like this:
- Rey who?
- Skywalker.
This is the best thing since sliced old bread.
Leia was really a sith this whole time.
The dark menace behind Jar Jar.
Tarkin, "I will destroy Alderaan."
Me, "DO it, or I'll do it myself!"
Kindof reflects how irl the weaker country in a war usually aims to maximize their civilian casualties to make the stronger look bad.