What Tarkin Wanted to Do Every Day on the Death Star [Canon] - Star Wars Explained
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Couldn't really come up with a good title for this video... tbh I just wanted to use that comic panel for a thumbnail.
@shadow trooper I can do what life was like on the death star, that would be an interesting video.
@@TheLoreMasterYT "The Tarkin Treatment." (cue sexy music)
The title could have been "How Tarkin fought a death star superlaser gunner"
Did we really need to see a topless Tarkin???
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“Wanted to murder those around him for their incompetence”
As someone who works in customer service, I felt that.
I feel like my Drill Sgts feel that sometimes too.
Great Cornholio I think we were on a weekend pass or had our phones in holdover when I commented...
As someone who works retail I feel this. Customer wanted a shirt discounted because it didn't have a price tag on it.
Vader did what Wilhuff Tarkin wanted to do for a living. Murder those around him who are incompetent.
Two years ago I would have never understood this statement. Now? It's scary how accurate it is
My man Tarkin got issues
Why hello there
Oh look soywars
@@TheLoreMasterYT General Kenobi
Everyone in star wars has issues
Master SW a suprise to be sure but a welcome one
Tarkin:Sadistic monster who kills you for a mistake
Thrawn:Actually a good leader who will make failure a learning moment and understands that anything can happen in the heat of battle
Indeed.
Tarkin: Stereotypical Prussian officer
Thrawn: HS Homeroom teacher
But but don’t forget, thrawn had no tolerance for repeated mistakes. Plus there is something about his mannerisms and the way he talks that just screams sociopath.
If you let one troop disobay then you Cant command an army
@@davelastname8074 I would argue that Thrawn isn't a sociopath, and that's what makes him such a good villain. He can understand and empathize with people, the thing is, he often uses this empathy for his own advantage. If you wanted to put him in such a category, I think he'd be a dark empath.
Tarkin: Look at all my scars.
Vader: Look at my missing limbs and charred skin.
Darth sion: :Look at my literally crumbling flesh.
Darth nihilus: You guys have bodies?
😂
Technically nihilus did have a body. It just wasn't his
@@onilord1830 not really, his body was composed of dark side energy, he didnt have physical parts
@@justsomeguywhokeepsgetting4885 No, I'm pretty sure that the dark side energy possessed a random body
@@onilord1830 no
“What Tarkin wanted to do everyday on the Death Star”
*Looks at thumbnail*
I don’t think I want to know but I have too
Not exactly sure what you thought it would be about, but I'm certain it involved whips and restrains.
hmmm s...e....*
I'm sickened but curious
I was thinkin start a fight club.
Tarkin wore slippers during the destruction of Alderaan
You have heard of Ben Swolo
Now get ready for Buff Tarkin
Grand Buff Tarkin
And Qui Gone Gym
cristofer vargas Hahahahaha!!
WilBuff Tarkin
@Alex You beat me to it.
So, Tarkin really wanted to go around shirtless and stab people for being incompetent?
No wonder he and Vader got along so well...
I always thought they were competing against each other about who is Palpatines favorite pet.
@@vesrchrieben7427They were but they also had mutual respect for one another
Not only that, as long as Vader was on board the Death Star, he was required to obey Tarkin, because Tarkin was in charge of the Death Star.
Vader would probably be a better boss lmao.
And he cuts off inquisitor limbs as a hobby
I find it hilarious that Disney EU has retroactively turned Tarkin into some musclecular, bare chested manly man.
I don’t know, JK Simmons is pretty ripped for his age and Patrick Stewart in First Contact to.
I didn’t know that Peter Cushing was a gym rat in his later years
He's a long time military man, so makes sense really.
@@GreggyAck bro no🤦🏽♂️
@@kikigarbage
Use your brain bro
*Tarkin removes uniform, displaying his many scars to all present personnel*
Vader walks in
That's cute Grand Moff.
*Vader removes limbs, armor and all cybernetics, keeping only his helmet, while levitating using the force.*
*Vader writhes on the floor, with no legs and an arm.*
See? See!?
*Vader dies without his life support system.*
Joke's on Tarkin, Vader's basically a scar on the whole empire... in a way.
Tarkin: So, that's how many legs? Two? Two scars! And how did you get them? You danced with your master on hot rocks? What kind of new age freak do you think you are? And your sad devotion on this ancient religion...
That flex tho...(:
*Vader remlove armor fall to the ground and start moving like an out of water fish*
"You may admire, when ready"
"you may spank it, once"
rick baladeras is that a HISHE reference?
"You may blow up when ready"
death star blows up
Dude, you have 666 likes right now.
@@TacSon nah, it's 856 now
Gunner: You are a saucy boy
Tarkin: What, you egg?
[He stabs him.]
Best comment ever!
"Young fry of treachery!"
Ah, a fan of Shakespeare I see.
And here I thought all Tarkin wanted to do was walk around in his slippers.
he did though, Leia kept laughing at him whenever she looked down.
@@mmouse1886 Leia is even more badass than Tarkin!
@@tsunamifoxy why Disney purchased Star Wars why
*Vader walks in, removing his armour and limbs*
**Palpatine walks in and disrobes**
@@equivalentartexchange7096 *stormtroopers claw out their eyes*
Equivalent Art Exchange
Okay there was no need for this 🤢
This comment section it´s pure gold! xD
*INQUISITORS COMMITING SUICIDE*
Tarkin at a psychological evaluation:
Doctor: "So tell me about your happy place"
Tarkin: "I am beating the crap out of my men for their incompetence"
Doctor: "No I said your happy place"
Tarkin: "I show off my battle scars and beat the crap out of my men for their incompetence!"
Doctor: "Tarkin.... you must have a happy story you can remember tell me dig in deep to it"
Tarkin: "Fine, I am in a meadow.."
Doctor: "Good that is a great start"
Tarkin: "I walk around feeling the sunlight kiss my face"
Doctor: "This is great what else do you see?"
Tarkin: "I see one of my men...."
Doctor: "And?"
Tarkin: "I walk up to him"
Doctor: "Keep going..."
Tarkin: "I look him in the eyes"
Doctor: "This is good, let go"
Tarkin: "And....I stab him"
Doctor: "What?!"
Tarkin: "I stab that incompetent moron for being in my happy place"
Doctor: "....."
Tarkin: "......"
Doctor: "Well I think I will call a halt to this session!"
Tarkind: "What now? in our moment of triumph?"
Underrrated
Very Underrated comment
I cant like it its at 69
Needs more comments, aka underrated
Thornhillproductions HEAVILY UNDERRATED
Imagine a millennial stormtrooper saying *”Ok Boomer”* to Tarkin
waluigiwithachainsaw
To be fair, 5 months ago it was at relevance but now yea, Tarkin would shank the dude lmao 😂
For a split second Tarkin might be perplex.
HAHAHAHAHA - ben - just read this - i nearly choked on my morning tea haha that was funny :P
waluigiwithachainsaw ok boomer
It would be a Joffrey/Tywin situation. 🤦🏾♀️
Therapist: "It's ok, ripped Tarkin can't hurt you, he's not real."
Ripped Tarkin:
And booty bandit Palpatine can't take your cheeks, he's not real either.
Palpatine: I am a TTA Sith.
Imperial psychiatrist: what is a TTA Sith
Palpatine TTA Sith=TOOT THAT ASS UP!!!!!!!!!!
Tarkin is like the teacher that punishes the whole class when one person does something wrong
Scooters Videos except, no.
They don’t do that.
It’s literally against the Geneva convention.
It all started with those crazy Romans and their "Decimatio".
Skywalking Studioz so a Drill Sgt...
Trust me, i really hate that type of teacher
@The Dracobirthstonian huh, what do you mean? English is not my first language
Shirtless Tarkin: “You may die when ready..”
Five, Four, Three, Two, One. Die. And show me his reaction times, I'll kick his ass if he died too late.
1000th like
I don't see why they needed to make that massive and expensive Death Star, just airdrop Tarkin onto whatever planet you want destroyed without a shirt. He'll have the entire population wiped out singlehandedly, without destroying the planet itself.
-And then there's the power of totally nude Tarkin-
That ain’t Grand Moff Tarkin in the thumbnail...
That’s Grand Buff Tarkin
2017: Shirtless Kylo Ren
2019: Shirtless Tarkin
2030: Shirtless Wookie.
@@TheNickscarface so a skinned wookie? Ok
joshua sitzema Yeah!
@@TheNickscarface a Trandoshan pelt hunter's dream.
2022: Shirtless Dooku
Tarkin's been reading Putin's bio, apparently.
Idk why but he reminds of putin minus all those aggresive killing lol
czcams.com/video/YgGzAKP_HuM/video.html
This
You're right. Now that you mention it, Tarkin does resemble Putin.
@@1ofHenrysMen Its cause Russia's news portrays Putin as a manly man who can solve things.
And Tarkin can solve things.
@@user-sk5yw6cl5k Tarkin is larger than life, indeed.
I never thought there would be an image of a shirtless Tarkin. Specially coming from an official canonical art from Disney.
I... Don't know how I should feel about this.
Amazed that a 60 year old man can look so muscular.
I expected him to be thin or flabby or something, or in just decent shape, not buff. Then again, maybe that was just part of his fantasy.
Fleet Admiral Auto yea I thought he'd have tiddies
Just learn to embrace it as I did....
Made me horny soooo that's something
“But sir we wanted to make it dramatic.” -Actual Death Star Gunner
Exactly. Timing in performing arts is everything! The buildup before the great flash.
That thumbnail, made me think he likes to ride the tigers, wrestle with bears, and swim in icy rivers. And his whole name is Vladimir Tarkin.
Vladimir Wilhuff Tarkin
Vladimir Tarkin isn't real, he can't hurt you
Vladimir Tarkin :
Some Death Star guy: This isn't really aligned with my moral code...
Tarkin: *fight me*
*FINISH HIM*
He wanted a fight club
Joshua Frase we don’t talk about that.
A murder club*
Sshhhshshshshssss we dont talk about that
A throw'em out the airlock club
I was going to say a more fitting title would be "What Tarkin wanted to do everyday to his men"
Then I realized that would be even worse
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mom: "The food isn't that hot."
The food: 2:15
Tarkin- "Hesitation will not be tolerated."
Gunner about to fire on Yavin 4- "Stand by. Stand by. Stand by."
ecso828 he was stalling on purpose.
There is a whole story about the gunner.
He was praying that the Rebels blew up the station because he felt guilty for blowing up Alderaan.
I too have read the novelization of A New Hope and am familiar with the gunner's story.
Which, of course, has nothing to do with either this video or what I posted. You see, Tarkin said, "Hesitation will not be tolerated." But then the gunner hesitated. Regardless of the reason, because he felt guilty, had to pee, or was tying his shoe, he still hesitated.
@@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt yup
It's insane how it seems like every character we have seen on screen and characters not even in the movie have some sort of insane backstory. Heck a skull has an insane back story. Even java pet rancor has an insane backstory lol
Yea... no crap. That's the point of what I typed. HE HESITATED. Try reading it again, maybe slower this time.
Somewhere in the depths of the Death Star, in hemisphere layer 43, there is a run-down dive bar just adjacent the trash compactor. If you ask old rusty the bartender when a fight is, he'll take you into a back room where you host the greatest fights and all of hemisphere layer 43, perhaps even the whole station.
Prove your worth and you can rise to top, then you can challenge the Rings 3 Champions. Knuckles the old clone, Lewdak The Wookie slave turned pit fighter, and of course strongest fist fighter in all the Death Star. Grand Moff Tarkin himself. Who remains undefeated.
I would pay to see a movie or TV show about this.
This...why does this make so much sense? Somebody send this to Disney, now!
@@downrangecash2418 It's a shame Peter Cushing is dead, he's the only one I see who can play Tarkin.
My head canon has been updated. Thank you.
@@EchthelionII No one's ever really gone.
Now all we need is Tarkin riding a Dewback while he’s shirtless.
2:17 "that's not enough" he then proceeds to take off his pants.
Tarkin: Wanna know how I got these scars?
Joker:hold my beer.
That's from shaving the hairs on the chest.
Do you have a alcoholic father?
Paladin Boyd
Luke Skywalker: No, but I know how you got these (Blows up Death Star)
*Tarkin takes off his shirt, Hulk Hogan's theme plays, Tarkin starts flexing*
Gunners,Stormtroopers : "........."
Stormtrooper : "My sexuality is now an unsolvable puzzle"
Stormtrooper":...…….and my mind is filled with emotions that deeply confuses me"
"Well let me tell ya something brothers. Whatcha gonna do when The Death Star runs wild on you."
"Listen, buddy, I ain't gay, and I never have been. No homo, you know? But man, let me tell you something. The sheer masculinity that the Grand Moff radiates makes even me feel sexually confused."
I am a real Imperial, fight for the rights of every man
One of the best thing about Rogue One is they did a great job showing the internal battles going on in the Empire. The relationship of Krennic and Tarkin was great to see.
Never realized how cool Tarkin was. Almost as cool as my man, Dooku
Tarkin: hey guys every Friday we are going to go shirtless on the Death Star and wrestle.
Vader: oh come on...
darth vader:im just a literal living robot and i need my armor!!!
When I first saw the title for the video and the thumbnail. I truly thought Tarkin wanted to walk around the Death Star naked.
and probably go around rubbing his nutsack on all the firing controls.
who wouldn't
@@ThePathStrider Your comment killed me lmao
Robert Currie Tarkin’s wrinkled hairy nutsack ahahahahahahahahahaga
And flexing
“Slapped” Nah man that was a full on punch lol
He fought giant tiger men in his youth? This cannon feels like too much. I always felt that Tarkin came from a privileged and disconnected family. Separated from the the poverty and strife of the galaxy. This would also explain his cold determination to uphold the status quo that helped to put him into power in the first place. I think the Star Wars team missed a trick with this character.
Yeah I thought part of why Vader respected Tarkin was his relative competency considering his aristocrat upbringing.
A Tarkin series, can always be done. Just hope they respect the character.
@@markfrank5937 This was a bit of a silly exaggeration of what we saw in a New Hope, Mark? I hope they don't go down this path if they do create a series. Which they won't. Not even Disney have that much disrespect.
Yep, the comics almost always add some crazy farfetched backstory to every single character imaginable. Even the Stormtrooper who says, "look sir, droids" has a crazy backstory were he turns against the Empire and saves the Rebellion on Hoth.
@@justinmadrid8712 those rabbit holes are fun. 🤷😂
"would you destroy your own home planet"
Flashbacks to Empire at war where I went on a rampage and destroyed every single planet I could with the death star.
Due to your PFP, I am now imagining Ylgr going on a rampage in an ice covered Death Star
Rage holy shit i did same lol
Me too, because it is the easiest strategy.
Conquer enough to build a Death Star, then destroy the rest.
Bringing order to the galaxy. The Emperor will reward you.
Why waste so many planets lol. Id go in, take the core, inner, and middle rim territories then use the Deathstar to hammer the rebels in places like Hoth, Yavin, and Mon Cala.
Tarkin: BEHOLD MY SCARS now look upon what true sacrifice and strength ge-
Sidious: blah blah ok cute, removes cloak, now see and revel in what true PAIN looks li--
Vader: Step aside master, you all do not know what it means to be scared allow ke to demonstrate, removes all limbs, revealing just his torso and head.
Me: shows papercut on my left pinky finger
Also me: *floats out of airlock*
me: grabs minigun BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttttt.....
Imagine if after finally getting to Yavin and in range to hit the base Tarkin was like: "You may fire when ready!"
And Motti was like: "But sir we can't."
Tarkin: "Why?"
Motti: "Well sir, if you remember, you killed the entire gun crew......and there's literally no one who knows how to fire this thing left!"
Tarkin: "Wait WHAT?! We don't have the spare crew?!"
Motti: "Well I asked to include in budget the spare crew, buuuut...... someone needed the special death troopers."
Tarkin: "Krennic?"
Motti: "Yup."
Tarkin: *"KRENNIC YOU IDIOT I BLAME YOU!"*
Krennic's dead by this time mate
Choose your Fighter:
Luke Skywalker:
Warrior
Boba Fett:
Assassin
Chewbacca:
Juggernaut
Han Solo:
Ranger
Buff Tarkin:
Brawler
It should be Wilbuff Tarkin.
TarkSWOLO
It's_Dippy You forgot to mention SSG Tarkin smh
Juggernaut
Emman024z34 YT i got dibs on luke skywalker
Tarkin was born in the wrong universe. He'd fit right in if he was in the 40K universe. EXTERMINATUS!
Inquisitor Tarkin? Or Lord High Admiral Tarkin? Perhaps even a High Lord of Terra? Or, based on how well he fought as a kid, I bet he’d pass Space Marine trials, depending on the chapter.
@@MutualSOUL His potential is wasted as a mere inquisitor.
@@yinranzhang1908 Considering there is an inquisitor with a large mechanical arm who just won't fucking die I think Tarkin would fit right in.
@@Nyghtking Yarrick?
I was thinking of Star trek's Terran Empire
Tywin Lannister is essentially Medieval Tarkin… No wonder I loved his character so much in GoT.
I always thought Tarkin was just a wise admiral but I never thought he could actually handle himself in a fight if the time came.
What he actually did was more effective than what he dreamed. Fear means someone does enough to keep from getting harmed. Pride motivates to go above and beyond.
except a few gunners still didn't fire. If he killed the disobedient officer, I'm sure the other cowardly officers would've fallen in line, even in spite of their families on Alderan. Not like there's much 'above and beyond' a gunner has to do besides calibrate the weapon.
it is because he knew it that he haven't done it
Effective for the Rebellion, maybe. Tarkin almost single-handedly destroyed the Empire with the Antar 4 Atrocity and Alderaan's destruction. Major propaganda victories for the Rebels, and treating his own men like this could hardly be good for Imperial morale. He makes Vader seem like a well-balanced and reasonable sort of guy.
With the amount of scars Tarkin's received throughout his life, he could almost certainly give the Heath Ledger Joker a run for his backstory on his own scars.
Vader, with armor life support system, burned body, and no arms or legs:
*that's cute*
Funnily enough, wasn’t it mentioned somewhere in lore the gunner responsible for firing on Yavin hesitated, resulting in the death star’s destruction?
You know that old bag was only ripped in his fantasy.
*_EXCUSE ME BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DEATH STAR HAVE AN ARENA FIGHTING PIT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?_*
@@sqocks8254 why wouldn't you build a fighting arena in your biggest superweapon?
Of course talking would have a pit fighting ringing the superweapon, classic tarkin
He wasn’t that old. He was in his early to mid 60s . Him being in the military for all of his life and 90% hunting in his free time I wouldn’t say that it’s impossible to be so ripped
@@sqocks8254 Because it is a Battle Station and that means entertainment for the men. If there isn't any, they'll make their own fun.
First rule of the Tarkin club: we don't talk about Tarkin club.
If this is your first day on the death star... you have to fight.
I love the ended seems like the artist has sense of humor
I read all the comics and books, I obviously watch all the shows and movies so I clearly know the new canon (and legends) and yet I still come and watch all your videos anyway, I think more people should, especially if your a fan but don't have time to keep up with the books and comics. Thank you for keeping the dream alive
Grand Moff Tarkin is the epitome of “mY pAReNtS beAt mE uP aNd I TUrNed oUt fInE!”
you should see how kids turn out when parents dont hit them or punish them when necessary , like very weak and entitled brats , who at the first sign of adversaty bend , oh and those some people who get offended at everything .
@@xFirtewx Which country are you from? Probably not a developed one or you just ignore scientific results.
@@xFirtewx Ironic.
@@user-ol5tu9rl2h nah the science usually just shows that they end up sociopathic.
Take less copium
Sees Tarkin Shirtless
**CLICK*
2:00 Viciously slapped? That looks like a vicious right hook to me lol XD Good video!
Amazing channel. Thanks!
So, umm...I saw the thumbnail of Tarkin shirtless and decided to go for it. Anyone else here because they got curious about that? LOL
Yup, guilty as charged!
Grand Moff Tarkin... Such a savage.
Grand Admiral Thrawn
More like grabs *BUFF* tarkin
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Sophisticated Savage.
And clearly a closeted homosexual... I'm gonna take my shirt off and show it to a bunch of young men...
So uncivilized...
I would have loved to read more about Tarkin and see more of him in the movies.
3:35 The Sun Crusher: "And I took that personally"
Tarkin: "Do you wish to inquire how I accumulated these surface-dermal lacerations?"
Tarkin: I'm going to show them my combat scars.
Darth Vader: You're dead
@G0LIATH Grievous: no u
Jokes on Vader when he removes mask
Lol
Nobody:
Me: Hey *flex muscles* Feels good to be ripped.
LMAO
What a strange thought.
he wanted to be the Empire's version of Vladimir Putin
great info on tarkin mate this was quite interesting 😀👍
Tarkin: i got scars on my body
Vader: Heh, that's cute
Sees The title
Sees the Thumbnail
starts to get the wrong idea.
Tarkin: Hey Women...
@@Top_Hat_Man younger women: Eww.
Older older women: cute.
That pretty much I got.
You giving the rule 34 artists a lot to work with in the thumbnail😂
Fits in pretty perfectly to the roles Peter Cushing was used to playing in horror films. Honestly never suspected Tarkin was that insane.
Palpatine, Vader and Tarkin were villains in a different field.
Palpatine corrupted central politics, Vader corrupted the army and Tarkin corrupted the local governors.
They ensured through intimidation and manipulation, that the Sith doctrine reached the last soldier.
3:04 I gotta admit, they had us in the first half
Man I love thesee videos
Imagine if he tries to actually pull it off and the other commanding officers be like "Oh no, he's forgot to take his medication again."
"A septogenarian daydreams about a topless knife fight... ON THE DEATH STAR!"
There's your title right there.
This was very weird.
Tarkin wants to be JoJo pillar men so bad.
*AHH YA YA YAAA*
Starts flexing muscles
Okay, so we already have the fabulous Custodes. Now we need Star Wars pillar men. I nominate buff young Yoda to be among them.
He can't forget the posing
Tarkin: How many scars do you have?
Vader: yes
Therapists: Buff boi tarkin doesn't exist he cant hurt u
Buff boi tarkin:
No wonder the death star took so long to fire at Yavin. Moral of the story: don’t flush your experienced gunnery crews out the airlock.
Those gunners would have died anyway shortly after.
Tarkin was even more insane than I thought.
That graphic is so funny to me. I remember back in the TWILIGHT-mania days. I told my girlfriend that because of the influx of teenage fangirls if the original Star Wars were made today, even Tarkin would have to be buff and have a shirtless scene.
"What Tarkin Wanted to do Everyday on the Death Star"
Picture of him naked.
What we want to see on the death Star everyday
The ability to strip is insignificant compared to the power of the ewok shish!
Grand Buff Tarkin
Nobody:
Shirtless peter crushing
From the thumbnail I thought you were gonna say that he took cold showers or something...
"that's not enough"
Extreme BDSM, judging by the thumbnail
"You may whip when ready"
🤣
Nervous Stormtrooper: "Don't be intimidated by him, just imagine him in his underwear."
*Buff Tarkin*
Stormtrooper: "Oh no he's hot!"
just imagine the rebels landing on the death star and doing a siege, and Tarkin just went rambo on a whole battalion turning his office red with rebel blood
From reading the book Tarkin, you can see that he is not really "evil" but authoritarian. He is an enforcer of the rule of law, and the way he does that is through the use of fear to keep those who dare go against it in line. But if you look at it, he is a bit of a bad ass and a tough guy. No doubt he could have beat the guy in a fist fight. His failure was thinking he was invincible as was the Death Star, as he failed to take Vader's advice on the power of the Force.
Haven't seen one of ur vids in a while welcome back can't wait for more videos
I've read this comic, it was fucking awesome. Tarkin is awesome. I wish there was more stories of him.
I can already imagine Tarkin just yell out "I'm streaking! Hey everybody lets go streaking!"
Nobody:
Lore Master: What Tarkin doing in Death Star
Edit: Thanks for the likes! This the most like i get.
It really be like that
No one:
Lore Master: Look at Tarkins titties
Answer: the storm troopers
Nobody:
People: I will make these idiotic comments
Tarkin is honestly my favorite bad guy in star wars
0:46 ayyy Tarkin I see you with the Karambit Blue Steel
Tarkin had old man strength hiding beneath that uniform.
Every day, Tarkin be flexin' on 'em troopers.