Luke, did I ever tell you about Jango Fett?

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  • čas přidán 9. 08. 2023
  • Luke watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett. Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us up with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s diner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
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  • @TomH2681
    @TomH2681 Před 7 měsíci +7274

    "Also Padmé was your mother.
    That completely fucking slipped my mind.
    I'm old, Luke."

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio Před 6 měsíci +293

      There needs to be a Princess Bride framing device for the prequels with Old Ben telling Luke these stories and Luke totally calling him on the implausibility of it all.

    • @cameleopard42
      @cameleopard42 Před 6 měsíci +75

      @@wellesradio I would watch the Prequels again if someone did that.

    • @Adz2
      @Adz2 Před 6 měsíci +74

      And she was murdered by your sith father Darth Vader

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 6 měsíci +103

      And Darth Vader made C3PO back there. Say hi, Threepio!

    • @jamesbutler8821
      @jamesbutler8821 Před 6 měsíci +85

      And don't kiss your sister!

  • @dasallmaechtigeJ
    @dasallmaechtigeJ Před 8 měsíci +15239

    I hands down never thought about how immensely stupid the assassination attempt on Padme actually is.

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive Před 8 měsíci +696

      Because it was not meant to kill her but to push her into removing chancellor valorum. the whole tragedy of darth plagues was targeted at anakin and it relied on Padme being alive.

    • @hellstrom4209
      @hellstrom4209 Před 8 měsíci +1059

      ​@@CortesevasiveValorum was already out of office by this point. Palpatine had been chancellor for 10 years. The plot seemed a little too complicated and relied on everyone doing EXACTLY what Palpatine needed.

    • @botten4187
      @botten4187 Před 8 měsíci +496

      @@hellstrom4209 the reason was probably more than Palpetine needed to guide the Jedi to Kamino to get the Clone Wars started

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols Před 8 měsíci +527

      This is why I roll eyes when someone tries to say star wars pre Disney was great writing 😅

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols Před 8 měsíci +334

      ​@@Cortesevasiveyou don't need to make excuses. It was just bad writing. It's cool.

  • @mattlavine
    @mattlavine Před 6 měsíci +5186

    The bugs actually used their payment to buy a very slow-acting poison which they successfully introduced into Padmé's body. Three years later, she was dead, seemingly for no reason (or an incredibly stupid reason), but actually it was the poison. Another successful mission for Jango Fett!

    • @orochifire
      @orochifire Před 6 měsíci +469

      "idk, I guess it was a broken heart or something, I'm a doula, not a doctor. "

    • @nintendianajones64
      @nintendianajones64 Před 5 měsíci +248

      She died cause she got her period
      She was a good friend

    • @TheRealKaiProton
      @TheRealKaiProton Před 5 měsíci +112

      That could of been a great twist of the plot, that pushed annakin over the edge, feeling like his failure caused her death, giving luke and leia an immunity to the poison

    • @shmazy86
      @shmazy86 Před 5 měsíci +8

      😂

    • @Silly_Illidan
      @Silly_Illidan Před 5 měsíci +34

      Jango fett 'head' no idea he already 'head' the high ground

  • @g0nk_droid
    @g0nk_droid Před 4 měsíci +699

    “She could have been a good friend in disguise” fucking kills me

    • @Sehon13Ultd
      @Sehon13Ultd Před měsícem +3

      Wait why

    • @manu_val
      @manu_val Před měsícem +11

      @@Sehon13Ultd because she wasn't a good friend, but could have been, duh

    • @Sehon13Ultd
      @Sehon13Ultd Před měsícem

      @@manu_val yeah I don’t get the joke

    • @manu_val
      @manu_val Před měsícem +19

      @@Sehon13Ultd "he was a good friend" is a meme, a catchphrase if you like. so saying "she could have been a good friend" is making fun of that.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 Před 28 dny +13

      ​@@Sehon13Ultd because if she can change her form then she could have just changed to imitate a friend Padmé trusts and then wouldn't even have to sneak around, just go straight to her and kill her.

  • @Glajioul
    @Glajioul Před 8 měsíci +6954

    Imagine the whole prequel trilogy being framed as Obi-Wan telling Luke his stories and most of the time you're wondering is this real or is this just some bullshit Obi-Wan made up?

    • @colemacgrath2005
      @colemacgrath2005 Před 7 měsíci +918

      imagine if cringe scenes like "i don´t like sand" never actually haçppened and that was just Obi-Wan trying to make Anakin sound like a whiny idiot lol Obi´s final revenge against the man who destroyed the Jedi Order lmao "Luke, your father was the biggest crybaby i´ve ever seen... and he was a good friend."

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 7 měsíci +242

      "Did i ever tell you the time qui gon jinn told me why jedi were forbidden from love? It was dumb but ill tell you anyway...
      Old ben has alot of stories and it feels like my last chance to share them and the crushing boredom realy has me in a massive story telling mood"

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 7 měsíci +70

      @@colemacgrath2005 I mean, yeah, Anakin was an awkward desert slave. Doesn't contradict them being friends.

    • @jesustovar2549
      @jesustovar2549 Před 7 měsíci +37

      Like when he said that Vader killed Anakin, when Vader was actually Anakin? I think why you say would make a lot of sense.

    • @memestealer2561
      @memestealer2561 Před 7 měsíci +93

      the funny thing is, technically all the movies are supposed to be stories told by r2d2 to "the whills" to write in their journals very much like that. r2 always struck me as a sassy, petty shit but seemed to like anakin so i guess it's a wash

  • @jozefmasny8349
    @jozefmasny8349 Před 10 měsíci +3893

    The senator was your mother, Luke.

    • @Hasbola1709
      @Hasbola1709 Před 8 měsíci +542

      And she was a good friend 😉

    • @AscendingGuru
      @AscendingGuru Před 8 měsíci +54

      I guess someone knew how to take advantage of the lazy security

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 8 měsíci +82

      @@Hasbola1709 Sometimes more than a friend.

    • @thibaud1832
      @thibaud1832 Před 8 měsíci

      "I saw her vagina, Luke. I saw it as you and your sister came out of it.
      I think about it quite often.
      And she was a good friend"

    • @eagleowl833
      @eagleowl833 Před 8 měsíci +92

      Luke, did I ever tell you about padme amidala?😏

  • @sauercrowder
    @sauercrowder Před 6 měsíci +609

    I know what you're thinking, Luke. If I only cut him in half and watched him fall down a bottomless shaft, how could I really be sure he's dead? Well, you're right, because he came back later with robot legs and then I killed him again.

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 Před 5 měsíci +96

      There was no pits this time Luke. I made sure to hold him close and look straight into his crazy murderer eyes to make sure that he died. That's a lesson for you boy. No one's dead unless you're close enough to see it happen. If you don't watch really close, they might just slip away and show up a few years later. If you ever meet Darth Vader and kill him, be sure to finish the job.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 Před 5 měsíci +53

      @@dustinjones7458
      Also, I buried him in your backyard under your garbage disposal unit. So if you're wondering where that terrible smell came from sometimes after your 10th birthday, that's why.

    • @SegmentedOdin
      @SegmentedOdin Před 4 měsíci +45

      And he was a good friend.

    • @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823
      @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 Před 4 měsíci +18

      Somehow Darth Maul has returned 🤷‍♂️

    • @pleaseenteraname2745
      @pleaseenteraname2745 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Great, now i need a "Luke, did i ever tell you about Darth Maul?" video.

  • @tcoi1872
    @tcoi1872 Před 4 měsíci +201

    1:25 I like how he says "or blowing us up with a rocket or something" it's so casual and so passive agressive upon Jango's intelligence

    • @customsongmaker
      @customsongmaker Před měsícem +4

      More like George's intelligence, and the fans of the movie

    • @paulp9274
      @paulp9274 Před měsícem +9

      As the Joker says 'when you're good at something, never do it for free.' Jango wasn't being paid to kill Anakin or Obi-Wan.
      Not to mention, Palpatine may have explicitly ordered Dooku not to harm Anakin, since he was going with the whole 'corrupt him to the Dark Side' plan.

    • @JoeNasr123
      @JoeNasr123 Před dnem

      Actually he said “blowing us” 😅

  • @Studiosmediamilk
    @Studiosmediamilk Před 8 měsíci +6213

    The "and he was a good friend" gets me everytime.

    • @emperor_ivan
      @emperor_ivan Před 7 měsíci +179

      The good friend in disguise thing was brilliant lmfao

    • @hameed
      @hameed Před 7 měsíci +58

      It’s the gift that keeps on giving

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Před 6 měsíci +116

      It's literally true too, because of the clones and all that. Jango was innumerable good friends, indeed.

    • @daniellipko710
      @daniellipko710 Před 6 měsíci +53

      The only thing he ever did was try to kill us and we cut off his head. And he was a good friend

    • @jimmyzhao2673
      @jimmyzhao2673 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Whoa ! Plot Twist

  • @Rhiorrha
    @Rhiorrha Před 7 měsíci +5050

    I swear, that assassination mission became nothing more than subcontractors subcontracting subcontractors of progressively declining levels of competence.

    • @durrclips746
      @durrclips746 Před 6 měsíci +361

      Didn't this happen in real life? Like in Mexico or something. Where a hitman got paid and hired and cheaper hitman who hired a cheaper hitman who hired a cheaper hitman and they all got caught?

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank Před 6 měsíci +401

      What you didn't get to see because they got killed too quickly is that the worms were about to hire some yet smaller evil bedbugs, who had some contacts with some gangster nanobots living in her pillow, who ironically typically hire Jango Fett for assassinations.

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 6 měsíci +53

      @@durrclips746 Somewhere in Asia, wanted to say China but it could have been elsewhere.

    • @MiningForPies
      @MiningForPies Před 6 měsíci +26

      It’s a tax scam.

    • @feenix219
      @feenix219 Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@bobbodaskank this needs to be an episode of Futurama.

  • @Revan-1466
    @Revan-1466 Před 5 měsíci +109

    “….a 50s diner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes.” 😆

  • @user-vq3kw3ze3f
    @user-vq3kw3ze3f Před 6 měsíci +108

    Luke almost walking out of the room mid story is priceless

  • @boeingnz
    @boeingnz Před 7 měsíci +2305

    "Is it possible to learn this confusing chain of command?"
    "Not from a Jedi"

    • @LintWizard
      @LintWizard Před 6 měsíci +30

      I dunno: I think he explained it pretty well.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 Před 5 měsíci +13

      It's not confusing, it's just dumb.

    • @russianoverkill3715
      @russianoverkill3715 Před 3 měsíci

      Jedi are better than this

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 Před 11 dny

      ​@@hafor2846
      So for the purpose of assassinating Padme, Nute Gunrey hired Jango Fett, who in turn hired a shapeshifting assassin, who in turn bought a robot, which in turn bought bugs? If you dont find it confusing you can explain it to me

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 Před 11 dny

      @@babbisp1
      It's not confusing, it's just dumb.

  • @iczev
    @iczev Před 7 měsíci +2316

    I can only imagine Luke being like" Okay, but tf is a 50's diner??"

    • @dermond
      @dermond Před 7 měsíci +188

      "cheeseburgers? Malt shakes??

    • @craigrussell3062
      @craigrussell3062 Před 7 měsíci +370

      "The 50s are a decade that will happen a long long time from now in a galaxy far far away"

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ Před 7 měsíci +69

      "Ask Han Solo."

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Před 6 měsíci +11

      You pay in 50 Dollar bills, boy. Der.

    • @gobblox38
      @gobblox38 Před 6 měsíci +69

      It's a diner where everything is just 50 credits. It's a good deal in that part of the city.

  • @JiisTube
    @JiisTube Před 6 měsíci +340

    You know Lucas tried to hire a real shape shifting assassin to consult for the script but they got shot with a poison dart before they could explain how it really goes down

  • @stark_harshly
    @stark_harshly Před 5 měsíci +47

    I love how Obi Wan and Anakin are just as incompetent as the assassins in this story.

  • @Galamoth06
    @Galamoth06 Před 7 měsíci +3151

    I love the cut to Luke looking genuinely distraught upon learning that Jango Fett escaped with his tiny jetpack. He was so invested in that story.

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 Před 7 měsíci +27

      He looked more shy I would say

    • @fryliver4953
      @fryliver4953 Před 7 měsíci +48

      He looked more bored than anything wanting to get away from his crazy Uncles stories

    • @howdypartner8326
      @howdypartner8326 Před 7 měsíci +48

      It looked like he exhaled out of his nose with amusement, as if Jango taking off with his tiny jetpack was funny to him.

    • @russellelliott8097
      @russellelliott8097 Před 6 měsíci +44

      I interpreted that as him laughing cuz he couldn’t take the man seriously.

    • @sethjoyce
      @sethjoyce Před 6 měsíci +5

      I took it as "okay, good story, I'm gonna get back to the house- shit..."

  • @sherrifdan8621
    @sherrifdan8621 Před 6 měsíci +1527

    "But it already bought the bugs" just kills me

  • @namebrandmason
    @namebrandmason Před 6 měsíci +93

    “Fortunately the tiny flying robot could support the weight of a grown man…”

  • @MysticMike
    @MysticMike Před 6 měsíci +117

    I like the part where he remembers things he never saw and wasn't around

    • @fryliver4953
      @fryliver4953 Před 6 měsíci +32

      The Jedi probably concluded that after the fact in a CSI-type reconstruction.

    • @GripTheWolf
      @GripTheWolf Před 5 měsíci +11

      "How did you know about the parts you weren't there for?"

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector Před 4 měsíci +2

      I know about some things I never saw and wasn't around for. It can happen.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It was in the archives. Everything is in the archives.

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle Před 11 dny +1

      @@u.v.s.5583 Except Kamino.

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 Před 8 měsíci +3623

    I absolutely adore the idea of the flying killer droid actually having received some sort of compensation instead of the worms in a canister, and having to going around Coruscant to try and find a poisonous worm merchant, only to use the money to buy aforementioned worms and use the same canister in which the money was to store them. It's hilarious.

    • @Jonassoe
      @Jonassoe Před 7 měsíci +319

      The robot used its payment to hire the worms

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 7 měsíci +137

      @@Jonassoe It's like poetry

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 Před 7 měsíci +151

      The robot actually bought the worms with a loan a while ago hoping to make big money on assassination. He was just a few days away from being scrapped by collectors when a contract miraculously came in. Perhaps by fate, this particular contract was entirely compatible with a poisonous bug murder setup. I'm now realizing I don't remember if they killed the droid at some point during the movie.

    • @syckles
      @syckles Před 7 měsíci +133

      Worms had to use their payment for the posion.

    • @EddieVH77
      @EddieVH77 Před 7 měsíci +40

      ​@@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63I believe Zam shot it while Obi-Wan was holding onto it

  • @obambagaming1467
    @obambagaming1467 Před 7 měsíci +2449

    Nute Gunray asks Palpatine to kill Padme
    Palpatine orders Dooku to do it
    Dooku orders Jango to do it
    Jango orders Zam to do it
    Zam orders a droid to do it
    The droid leaves it to the Kouhuns
    The Kouhuns leave it to their venom

    • @9Dunk
      @9Dunk Před 7 měsíci +258

      If that isn't efficiency, I don't know what is.

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 Před 7 měsíci +253

      If you think about it, that chain of command is probably identical to the one you operate under when you type on a keyboard at work.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon Před 7 měsíci +218

      You gotta admit, at a certain point you forget who tf is in charge of this scheme. It fell completely apart but at least no one was like "hey, is palpatine involved?"

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook Před 7 měsíci +66

      The lesson is that you don't swallow the spider to catch the fly. You cram your own hand down your throat and add catch that fucker yourself!

    • @burningphoneix
      @burningphoneix Před 7 měsíci

      That's pretty much how criminal organizations work. You want as many layers between you and the triggerman as possible.

  • @monmothma3358
    @monmothma3358 Před 6 měsíci +44

    Love Luke's little smirk at "his tiny jetpack" 😂

  • @lingricen8077
    @lingricen8077 Před 3 měsíci +22

    “But it had already bought the bugs” this is comedy gold. I love how Obi pretty much trails off into absolutely slagging off everyone else even remotely associated with the story.

  • @thibaud1832
    @thibaud1832 Před 10 měsíci +1419

    I am so glad this didn’t go the Ashoka Tano route.

    • @retroking59
      @retroking59 Před 10 měsíci +157

      It would have been surreal 😂

    • @getajobmate1281
      @getajobmate1281 Před 9 měsíci +235

      The things he could do with a vibroblade, Luke, words can't describe it.

    • @nathanpierce7681
      @nathanpierce7681 Před 8 měsíci +53

      The jedi are homophobic so sorry no gay Jango nsfw today

    • @outbackgearforu
      @outbackgearforu Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah that Ashoka Tano stuff is just to x rated to fit in to good clean ,honorable ,non sexual assassination so glad some boundaries aren’t crossed ,Disney already crossed to many ,that Ashoka Tano stuff is for days when your feeling horny and you wish the missus had an orange pussy

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 Před 7 měsíci +47

      @@nathanpierce7681well then why was Obi Wan gay for Commander Cody?

  • @Unknown-hb3id
    @Unknown-hb3id Před 9 měsíci +1191

    And that same bounty hunter was hired by the Jedi-turned-Sith that led the Separatists. Not only that, the bounty hunter was also the genetic template for the clone army - the clone army that was ordered by a long-dead Jedi Council member and was unknown to the Jedi Council. Pretty funny coincidence, eh? The Jedi-turned-Sith leading the Separatists also told me directly that a Sith was controlling the Republic, which we naturally did nothing about.

    • @jashensalagoste7444
      @jashensalagoste7444 Před 7 měsíci +148

      "........and, she was a good friend."
      😂😂😂

    • @Jonassoe
      @Jonassoe Před 7 měsíci +192

      "And the whole assassination attempt was just a setup to a big treasure hunt laid out to lure me to Kamino to discover the clone army, because the Kaminoans would only deliver the army to a Jedi, because the original customer was a Jedi."

    • @bingisboy
      @bingisboy Před 7 měsíci +65

      and they were all good friends

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme Před 7 měsíci +92

      The Jedi who ordered the clones was named “Sifo-Dyas”, which is very similar to “Sidious”, the Sith name of the Emperor - but that was just a red herring.

    • @dutchboy729
      @dutchboy729 Před 7 měsíci +94

      ​@@TokyoXtremeyes, hello? Is this kamino? Yes I'd like to order one clone army. 200,000. Oh there's a price break for bulk? Yeah throw another million on there. My name? Uhhhhh

  • @onekthmatt
    @onekthmatt Před 6 měsíci +35

    "Also when I tracked him back to Kamino, I found out he was also part of the clone army conspiracy that saw the Jedi overthrone. I told Yoda and Windu about his involvement in this super secret army we got, but none of us ever really questioned it after that. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, you know."

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yoda likely did question things when he went to Kamino himself. Had Sidious not been dulling his senses, he likely would have seen through everything. They simply think their ability to use the Force for foresight has diminished.

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@nahor88It doesn't take being a psychic to use foresight; basic intelligence would have easily prevented Papa Palpatine's victory. Unless the Jedi were so totally dependent on clairvoyance that they couldn't predict cause and effect like an intelligent person, which is somewhat poetic.

    • @SalemGreywolf
      @SalemGreywolf Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@wegner7036to my understanding, that is at least the common perception of what happened, if not confirmed canon. IRL, tho, it's probably just George being....well, George

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking Před 6 měsíci +32

    0:45 "It could have just lasered her too after that... But it (had) already bought the bugs," sounds like something straight out of _The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy._

  • @aldayalnite
    @aldayalnite Před 8 měsíci +449

    Being a good friend of Obi Wan seldom pans out

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar Před 6 měsíci +15

      Maul was definitely a good friend

    • @JGlennFL
      @JGlennFL Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@Vikashar ? Maul killed his true love.

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 6 měsíci

      @@Vikashar I mean, in a way Obi-wan came to understand that Maul was as much a victim of circumstance as he was. The scene in Rebels was heavy.

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@JGlennFL It's just a rehash of Siri Tachi tbh. We just never truly got to experience their past. We were simply exposited to.

    • @lockerracing7121
      @lockerracing7121 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@VelaiciaCreator
      I'm surprised someone else remembers her story! Those books were good....

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 Před 7 měsíci +229

    I love how he just casual says "who owns a 50's dinner on Coruscant."

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 Před 6 měsíci +25

      along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes

    • @88skisupreme
      @88skisupreme Před 3 měsíci +7

      that's where I get all of my Death Sticks

    • @warrenlewis4349
      @warrenlewis4349 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Elvis Presley was singing "Love Me Tender" on the jukebox.
      Just like K said in Men In Black. He went home.

    • @TylerBrown-te2xn
      @TylerBrown-te2xn Před měsícem

      Mace window 😂

    • @RichEdwards
      @RichEdwards Před měsícem

      But it was a long time ago, so it was nostalgia for the 1850s, so the menu was all cornbread and beef tallow and frontiere crap that Abe Lincoln ate growing up.

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Now that explains why Luke wasn't afraid of Boba Fett. Everybody else talked about how fearsome the legendary bounty hunter is but here Luke listened to an honest analysis by the very person who actually survived Fett's assassination attempt.

  • @viralmasquerade
    @viralmasquerade Před 5 měsíci +16

    I love the idea of Luke sitting around with obi wan listening to his stories

    • @remyetiennelebeau8364
      @remyetiennelebeau8364 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Try “Larry” series by Auralnauts, it goes around Obi Wan’s adventures being told to Luke by him.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y Před 6 měsíci +356

    Reminds me of a true story:
    A business man in China hired a hitman, who hired another hitman, and so on, until it was 5 hitmen. The 5th asked the target to fake his death, but he went to the police instead, and they were arrested.

    • @differentlystill1846
      @differentlystill1846 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Hahaha

    • @Louis.7493
      @Louis.7493 Před 5 měsíci

      theres simply no way that is true
      a true hitman would do it himself in behalf of his name

    • @lithobreak3812
      @lithobreak3812 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Louis.7493 you really have a very romanticized view of hitmen, most are probably in it purely for the money, and there's no better way to make money than getting someone else to do the work and paying them just a fraction of the money, it's what capitalism is based on

    • @Statsy10
      @Statsy10 Před 4 měsíci +40

      @@Louis.7493That absolutely happened and you can look it up. It was in China where subcontracting is heavily embedded in their business culture.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@Statsy10 Everyone in China wants to be the middleman. The "tall blade of grass" gets cut first. And they don't like being the one who works. They like being middlemen.

  • @jaredcraig7701
    @jaredcraig7701 Před 7 měsíci +203

    The "and he was a good friend" at the end really caught me off guard 😂

  • @billtree52
    @billtree52 Před 6 měsíci +7

    "Mace Window"

  • @AD25076
    @AD25076 Před 6 měsíci +8

    The dark side is a pathway to strategies that many consider stupid

  • @My-cat-is-staring-at-you
    @My-cat-is-staring-at-you Před 8 měsíci +416

    I can't tell if Obi-Wan is going senile or is just so lonely that he honestly misses the company of folks who tried to him on multiple occasions.

    • @grawakendream8980
      @grawakendream8980 Před 7 měsíci +38

      they should say that the prequels weren't real, but a figment of obi-wan's senility, so they can make a do-over

    • @joebuckman
      @joebuckman Před 7 měsíci +26

      Who tried to WHAT him? Don’t leave us in suspense. Are we supposed to fill in the missing word? I’m going with “eat”. “Folks who tried to eat him.”

    • @memestealer2561
      @memestealer2561 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@grawakendream8980 if you trust modern disney to do-over the prequels you're one of the bravest people i've ever met

    • @grawakendream8980
      @grawakendream8980 Před 7 měsíci

      thats real@@memestealer2561

    • @Henkibojj
      @Henkibojj Před 7 měsíci +7

      ​@@memestealer2561The phrasing is "that thing?You're braver than I thought".

  • @herbert46lovecraft72
    @herbert46lovecraft72 Před 10 měsíci +204

    "And he was a good friend"

  • @blddemn6645
    @blddemn6645 Před 3 měsíci +13

    "Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 3 měsíci +1

      Or taser EDW probes ⚡️ or a DV cam the assassin could see.

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 Před 6 měsíci +145

    As a kid, I always wondered why the shapeshifter never used her ability for the assassination, or to get away.
    Now that I'm an adult, I'm still wondering that. Why introduce the character as a shapeshifter if they never use the ability? It's like the opposite of Chekov's Gun.

    • @fryliver4953
      @fryliver4953 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Apparently the argument is the shapeshifted didn't have the clothes of the people they could've shapeshifted into therefore couldn't do that on the spot

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 Před 6 měsíci +58

      @@fryliver4953 Sure, that's the in-universe reason. I mean the narrative reason, though. What was the point from a writing perspective of introducing an antagonist with that power, and never using it?

    • @antonliakhovitch8306
      @antonliakhovitch8306 Před 6 měsíci +40

      ​@@philipsalama8083Thank you for providing a breath of fresh air.
      With Star Wars especially, it's common to see fans get into arguments about the unimportant things and ignore the more pertinent question of "why did the writers think this was a good idea?"

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Maybe Zam worried that the Jedi would read her mind? In general, it's not really stupid for a Killer eliminate her target from a distance....but you are right: it never occured to me that Zam could have shapeshifted into one of Padme's servants .

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Because George is only brilliant half the time

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion Před 7 měsíci +37

    those worms were two days from retirement.

  • @TheScarletSlayer
    @TheScarletSlayer Před 7 měsíci +132

    They hired an assassin who hired another assassin who hired a droid who hired some bugs who are self employed.

  • @hallamhal
    @hallamhal Před 6 měsíci +13

    I lost it at "luckily it didn't have a self destruct function"

  • @rayl6901
    @rayl6901 Před 6 měsíci +22

    This is SO good! I love how Luke wasn't having any of it halfway through and tried to leave... Great work!

  • @arc7818
    @arc7818 Před 6 měsíci +89

    "And then we found out the bounty hunter trying to assassinate Padme was also providing his genetic blueprint to provide the Republic with a clone army. Strange, isn't it? It almost seemed like the clone army was an obvious trap, however the Jedi Council thought it best to simply use the army to fight the robots. You know, the robots from the Trade Federation's base on Geonosis, which, coincidently, was the enemy with whom the bounty hunter was allied. To this day, I'm still trying to puzzle it out... It must be the dark side clouding my perception, because it almost seems as if-"

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 Před 3 měsíci +17

      "now I see that dooku may not have been lying all along. maybe I should have taken him a bit more seriously. in fairness I did fight a lizard in a coliseum a few hours later. later your father cut his arms and head off, but I was taking a nap at the time. and he was a good friend"

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před měsícem +10

      ​@@kuunt6065To this day I will NEVER understand why Lucas wrote that scene where Dooku was straight up telling Obi what was going on and Obi was like "lalala I'm not listening". Like ... WHAT?!?!?

    • @Bahuers
      @Bahuers Před 29 dny +2

      ​@@charlottecorday8494 George Lucas was trying to depict the jedi as very arrogant, I mean they had the chosen one right infront of him and refused to train him

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck Před 23 dny

      @@BahuersCause he’s too old. Jeedai select force sensitives at 2-3 years old and Anakin was TEN

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck Před 23 dny

      @@charlottecorday8494Would YOU believe your enemy? Also what’s with all the “likes?” Where’s your lexicon

  • @redsol3629
    @redsol3629 Před 7 měsíci +198

    One can never have too many good friends.

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior Před 2 měsíci +6

    Luke: "You mean Mace Windu was a good friend?"
    Ben: "I'm not sure who I'm talking about anymore, Luke. For all I know a good friend could've hired Windu to kill Jango."

  • @SerpentorTheEmperor
    @SerpentorTheEmperor Před 6 měsíci +5

    "Sir, this is Wendy's'

  • @afmghost1759
    @afmghost1759 Před 7 měsíci +321

    You forgot to mention how the shape-shifter decided not to shoot Obi-Wan while he hung on the robot. She could have blasted him and killed him, but instead shot the robot (which could have been reused for other assassinations) and left Obi-Wan to die via gravity. She also didn't watch him fall, assuming that being several thousand feet in the air was enough, and he couldn't possibly be caught by his apprentice in another speeder during his two minutes of hang time

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 6 měsíci +17

      I think it was a matter of poor relative distance. The droid was moving at speeder speed and was a good distance off. Even with target assistance, even hitting close to him would have been tricky.

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 Před 6 měsíci +18

      To be fair, if someone fell several thousand feet onto a sidewalk, I also would assume the fall would kill them.
      But then again, he is a space wizard.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 6 měsíci +15

      ​@@frankficcle7081Sidious did not seem concerned when he blasted Windu out of his office with lightning....

    • @mc4ndr3
      @mc4ndr3 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Confirming the kill ruins so many plotlines. Fever dreams are more consistent than movies.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone Před 6 měsíci +7

      A body mangled from fall damage is much harder to trace without a physical bullet inside it to trace.
      And before someone comments, yes Zam's KiSteer 1284 shoots a physical bullet. learn your star wars newb.
      If you spent the same time coming up with explanations instead of inventing potholes, you'd enjoy life a lot more guys.

  • @hfreyse8931
    @hfreyse8931 Před 7 měsíci +147

    This makes it sound like a Grandpa Simpson anecdote 😂

    • @hbdragon88
      @hbdragon88 Před 6 měsíci +20

      We couldn't get blue light sabers...because of the WAR.

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 Před 6 měsíci +30

      so we hired some poisonous worms, as was the style at the time...

    • @garfieif8187
      @garfieif8187 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I wore Tattooine moisture farmer garbs, which was the style at the time

  • @alexsabre3219
    @alexsabre3219 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Somewhere JJ Abrams is seeing this and yelling at his screen “See?! I was just channeling prequels’ Lucas with all my plot holes and nonsense!”

  • @Tjd1982
    @Tjd1982 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Lets be fair R2-D2 is the real hero here.
    Taking down shields, opening doors, shutting down security systems, throwing lightsabers at jedi's, calculating numbers, sensing stuff, being an X-wing wingman, delivers the death star plans - Never gets its credit.

  • @jmlaw8888
    @jmlaw8888 Před 10 měsíci +244

    "Im in a hurry just give me the short version....."
    The short version:

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 Před 6 měsíci +8

      it's less than two minutes, how much shorter do you want it?

    • @sand5527
      @sand5527 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@rayanderson5797 I think what they're getting at is that the short version is still needlessly convoluted. It's a two minute explanation but it feels like ten 😂

  • @dankcraft7386
    @dankcraft7386 Před 7 měsíci +82

    Why does Luke look so sad when Obi Wan said “Instead of just blowing us up” as if he wanted them all to die 💀😂😂

    • @ukaszmozejko9984
      @ukaszmozejko9984 Před 7 měsíci +19

      Luke could'nt believe how stupid everyone was during Clone Wars.

  • @majorhatchback
    @majorhatchback Před 6 měsíci +15

    This reminds me of that one fun fact where Chinese hitmen kept subcontracting more and more until the payment was so little the last guy said it wasn’t worth it and told the target the plot

  • @user-ks2wb4gr4e
    @user-ks2wb4gr4e Před 5 měsíci +9

    Obi-Wan has a lot of good friends

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Před 5 měsíci +2

      "He doesn't like you."
      "I'm sorry."
      "I don't like you either."

  • @maadtee6281
    @maadtee6281 Před 10 měsíci +137

    Jengo knew shooting obiwan with a rocket wouldnt work because obiwan has the high ground always

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 7 měsíci +7

      Plus he would hear the sound and redirect the rocket with the Force.

    • @iczev
      @iczev Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p nah bro he ain't Starkiller

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@iczev Even Ahsoka did that.

    • @miroslavkutak9430
      @miroslavkutak9430 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p but got blindsided by a poison dart. Probably slipped under the Jedi radar or something. Maybe that's what the grunts should be using against these lightsaber guys.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@miroslavkutak9430 You should ask HK-47. He knows everything about Jedi-killing.

  • @D12345
    @D12345 Před 7 měsíci +109

    LOL. Obi forgot the part when Jango shot at his spaceship and captured Lukes's father so they could fight a lobster-spider-mantis, a four eyed rat-tiger, and a cattle-lizard-rhinoceros during a proto-storm trooper droid battle. That would have made for interesting discussion.

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 6 měsíci +13

      "You see, the oldest and wisest master of our order brought in a whole fleet of star destroyers, and proceeded to not shoot at fleeing enemy ships, instead opted not only to a ground battle on foot, but one where the soldiers charged into the open while having blasterfire coming at them from all directions."

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 Před 6 měsíci +9

      ​@@VelaiciaCreatorI'll tell you who that Master is once I'm dead.
      Luke: wait... What now?

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 4 měsíci +2

      "I could tell that your mother and father were kissing each other when I saw them being brought into the arena. They were always terrible at hiding it."

    • @prudent_rodent
      @prudent_rodent Před 4 měsíci

      Luke was aware of the clone wars already, he mentions it in the movie

  • @bsoc1977
    @bsoc1977 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Obi-Wan explains plot holes magnificently.

  • @Enzo012
    @Enzo012 Před 6 měsíci +8

    That's what Red Letter Media pointed out, shape shifting would be the most advantageous ability a bounty hunter could ever have. So many uses it could have both for dispatching a target and for evading capture.

    • @jeffgiaquinto
      @jeffgiaquinto Před 3 měsíci +3

      Whatever happened to that Red Letter Guy. Those videos were hilarious. Early CZcams days.

    • @comradetiki2970
      @comradetiki2970 Před 25 dny +2

      ​@@jeffgiaquintoHe still covers movie stuff on a youtube show called Half In The Bag. ^_^

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Před 7 měsíci +82

    All through Clone Wars, I marveled at the level of VIP security they'd provide when there were assassination threats in the air. Standing around in locations with long sight lines? Oh yes, only the longest.

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder Před 2 měsíci +1

      That's what the body double is for

  • @_Zaid
    @_Zaid Před 7 měsíci +36

    The prequels make more sense if you imagine them as a massively derailed tabletop game where the players stumble through every questline.

    • @mutantraniE
      @mutantraniE Před 3 měsíci +2

      Many bad movies can be explained as good tabletop RPGs. Many good movies can be explained as tabletop RPGs gone badly wrong somehow.

    • @chrisa84
      @chrisa84 Před 27 dny +1

      Look up “Darths and Droids”: it does just that.

  • @briantrevino9706
    @briantrevino9706 Před 6 měsíci +10

    "But he already bought them." 💀💀💀

  • @nickgreen4731
    @nickgreen4731 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "But he'd already bought the bugs." 🤣

  • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
    @OGRE_HATES_NERDS Před 7 měsíci +31

    the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs 😂😂😂

  • @lisbon1492
    @lisbon1492 Před 7 měsíci +28

    Whoever did that impression of Alec Guinness did a fantastic job!

    • @Jdb63
      @Jdb63 Před 7 měsíci +26

      It's an AI voice

    • @foobar83
      @foobar83 Před 7 měsíci +29

      it was a robot voice hired by the video creator

    • @jeroenschaafsma138
      @jeroenschaafsma138 Před 6 měsíci +26

      ​@@foobar83The robot voice hired a voice actor to do the voice over.

    • @prudent_rodent
      @prudent_rodent Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@jeroenschaafsma138the voice actor hired a worm to voice it

    • @jukkaahonen6557
      @jukkaahonen6557 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ... And he was a good friend 😊

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger Před 4 měsíci +8

    RIP Dexter Jetster. Gone but not forgotten.

  • @shepard7740
    @shepard7740 Před 6 měsíci +7

    To tell you the truth, Luke, Jabba is your uncle… and a good friend.

  • @razzledazzle84921
    @razzledazzle84921 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Obi knows that there’s no anecdote that can’t be improved by the addition of Dexter Jettster.

  • @dannylopez5976
    @dannylopez5976 Před 6 měsíci +7

    1:12 I like Luke's progressive disbelief at how stupid the events are getting

  • @JohnnyFontane528
    @JohnnyFontane528 Před 6 měsíci +3

    “Could’ve just lasered her too after that” 😂

  • @MarcusHalverstram
    @MarcusHalverstram Před 6 měsíci +5

    Legends noticed the "Mace Window" you slipped in there 😂

  • @EnjoySackLunch
    @EnjoySackLunch Před 7 měsíci +9

    Splicing Luke chuckling at 1:30 at “tiny jet pack” is a nice touch.

  • @gojirae.l.h.9431
    @gojirae.l.h.9431 Před 10 měsíci +32

    Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Vader?

    • @funkstication
      @funkstication Před 10 měsíci +5

      Darth Vader The Gullible?

    • @jesustovar2549
      @jesustovar2549 Před 7 měsíci

      You know that's how one of George Lucas' original scripts was called, right? he confirmed it in an interview with Christopher Nolan years ago.

    • @gojirae.l.h.9431
      @gojirae.l.h.9431 Před 7 měsíci

      @@jesustovar2549 oh damn, thats actually nice to know. George Lucas, the legend himself

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "I thought not. It's not a story your aunt and uncle would tell you."

    • @jukkaahonen6557
      @jukkaahonen6557 Před 2 měsíci

      And he was a good friend. Ironic.

  • @PhilipReeder
    @PhilipReeder Před 6 měsíci +7

    Oh this deserves a Robot Chicken clip.

  • @grassygnoll3345
    @grassygnoll3345 Před 6 měsíci +6

    And Ben still fails to mention the Senator he was meant to protect was Luke's Mum.

  • @Afton_Robotics_1987
    @Afton_Robotics_1987 Před 7 měsíci +44

    The amount of times Jango couldve killed every Jedi he met, but thanks to something called plot armour, he got absolutely ragdolled.

    • @armaan1091
      @armaan1091 Před 7 měsíci +9

      That’s why I like legends where Fett at the battle of Galidraan killed 5 Jedi with his bare hands.
      He was a fucking unit. Now Filoni and Disney have screwed with his character

    • @Afton_Robotics_1987
      @Afton_Robotics_1987 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@armaan1091 I mean they fricked with him in the prequels too. But yeah, he was a beast. Sad we never got to know more about him. All we have is Episode 2 and the video game.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@Afton_Robotics_1987 He was created in the prequels, how could they screw him if he was original and only in one movie?

    • @Afton_Robotics_1987
      @Afton_Robotics_1987 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p I- dont know. Maybe cuz they gave him a too brutal death which he didnt deserve? Maybe cuz his death traumatized young Boba? Or maybe cuz of how weak he seemed in his fight with Obi-Wan, as if he was playing with luck. They could've given him better tbh

    • @armaan1091
      @armaan1091 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p
      Because he got killed too easily by Mace Windu?
      Killing five Jedi with your bare hands just to get decapitated in one swing will do that.

  • @memestealer2561
    @memestealer2561 Před 7 měsíci +7

    thank you for reviving this shitpost. it really deeply pissed me off that this style of meme died/got overtaken by the forced ahsoka pornbait fanfic version, i will never stop seething about that. this was one of my favorite memes on /tv/ just in general (not this specific post, but the whole style)

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 Před 6 měsíci +8

    It was a good thing for Palpatine that the assassin his apprentice hired didn't succeed. Without Padme's life to dangle over Anakin, he might've just killed Palpatine on the spot when the latter revealed himself to be a Sith.

    • @shalltear159
      @shalltear159 Před 3 měsíci +1

      it's almost like the point of the assassination attempt was to fail or something

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@shalltear159 But if it did not, things would've changed.

  • @clapdrix72
    @clapdrix72 Před 6 měsíci +5

    "But it already bought the bugs" 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatrandomredengine9430
    @thatrandomredengine9430 Před 8 měsíci +137

    I didn’t notice this until now. But as Jango is beheaded, you can see the shadow of his head flying off screen while his helmet hits the ground.
    That is some attention to detail!

    • @tonypine3434
      @tonypine3434 Před 7 měsíci +36

      Should have applied that to the script and the acting

    • @deadpool-xr6dr
      @deadpool-xr6dr Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​...for the sequels?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 7 měsíci +19

      ​@@deadpool-xr6drIf you seperate your fun memories of playing with the action figures and tie-in video games as a kid from the movie, it becomes very hard to defend.

    • @thatrandomredengine9430
      @thatrandomredengine9430 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@deadpool-xr6dr *prequels
      Get it right lol

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@tonypine3434 Acting was great.

  • @RioFordays
    @RioFordays Před 10 měsíci +19

    'Mace Window'
    How ironic

  • @blueshit199
    @blueshit199 Před 5 měsíci +3

    the fact that Anakin never minded fighting alongside exact copies of the man who tried to kill his wife

    • @fryliver4953
      @fryliver4953 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Aha just thought of that. 😂 😂

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 Před 3 měsíci

      he never saw his face tbf

  • @mrsamaritan6881
    @mrsamaritan6881 Před 6 měsíci +25

    Actually Jango only killing Zan does make a measure of sense. Jedi can sense when they themselves are in danger but not always when others are (especially when they don't have a emotional conection to that person). So since neither Obi nor Anakin were in any danger from the dart, they failed to sense it and so were unable to stop it in time.

    • @laartwork
      @laartwork Před 5 měsíci +6

      Or.. now follow me... if they died there wouldn't be a movie. So lazy writing.

    • @isaaclaughter
      @isaaclaughter Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@laartwork 100% correct. Isn't that 90% of films?

  • @shepherd5234
    @shepherd5234 Před 7 měsíci +19

    This gets funnier the more times you watch it.

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 Před 7 měsíci +11

    LOL.
    "but they had already bought the bugs"

  • @davindeptuck7905
    @davindeptuck7905 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Honestly missed opportunity to mention how equally obscure it was for Dexter Jettster to have any knowledge on this obscure weapon at all much less that that scrap of info would let them find Jango Fett and start the Clone Wars

  • @JonFromWA
    @JonFromWA Před 6 měsíci +5

    And then he escaped with his tiny jet pack 😂 i lost it at that point

  • @Luke-ow9ku
    @Luke-ow9ku Před 7 měsíci +9

    The only guy in the galaxy to pronounce Coruscant correctly.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I was looking for a comment on the pronunciation of Coruscant and you did not disappoint…thank you sir! 😂

    • @jukkaahonen6557
      @jukkaahonen6557 Před 2 měsíci

      Even Corus can't do it.

  • @maguszeal5818
    @maguszeal5818 Před 10 měsíci +61

    The writing on this video is better then the movie.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Před 9 měsíci +13

      "Then".
      Are you really qualified to make such statements? You have to pass at least first grade, in my opinion.

    • @ouissam2502
      @ouissam2502 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Based.@@Halo_Legend

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@Halo_Legenddon't fret; it still is better writing than AotC.

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@ouissam2502he is based in illogical beliefs like the prequels aren't filled with bad writing

    • @ouissam2502
      @ouissam2502 Před 8 měsíci

      @@ryancols Ok?

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 6 měsíci +6

    It feels very in character for Jango Fett to just pass thr buck and not bother doing any of this himself as he's not that fussed about any of it.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone Před 6 měsíci +3

      It's also useful when you realize he wasn't passing on the assignation job. He was hiring an accomplice.
      Most of the "plotholes" the boomers complain about with the prequels is just because they make assumptions and jump to conclusions.

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Ranstone I mean I believe the assassination attempts weren't supposed to succeed, or at least didn't need to. palps was trying to get the jedi to find kamino and the clone army so he could start the clone wars, so jango was probably told to use something traceable and to make sure the jedi find it. padme honestly wasn't important enough at that point to be worth assassinating, especially using such an expensive bounty hunter.

  • @commandervile394
    @commandervile394 Před 6 měsíci +3

    *Luke after hearing all this* : "....Uhhhhhh..."

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I’m surprised the worms didn’t then hire some assassination amoebas.

  • @lemerdeposteur
    @lemerdeposteur Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Mace Window" made me laugh out loud.

    • @samfromportadown
      @samfromportadown Před 6 měsíci +3

      Senile Obi-Wan vaguely remembers that a window was involved in Mace Windu's demise, and his addled brain mixes this up with his name.

  • @justalonesoul5825
    @justalonesoul5825 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Well yeah, Star Wars 1 to 3 are just absolutely horrifyingly riddled with plot holes.
    Good resume on that specific part, though 😄

  • @mrdavebot
    @mrdavebot Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sometimes - when I'm feeling down, or useless, or stupid - I watch this video and I feel better about myself again. I'm so grateful to you.

  • @nossenkanter
    @nossenkanter Před 7 měsíci +5

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of George Lucas the Random?"

  • @jars7774
    @jars7774 Před 10 měsíci +20

    This would be like George telling tales to his grandkids.

  • @Pottasium92
    @Pottasium92 Před 3 měsíci +2

    “It was a good friend” that line always kills me just like in the Ashoka video 😂

  • @woyame1
    @woyame1 Před 6 měsíci +13

    I'm still waiting for the one where Obi Wan says, "Luke, did I ever tell you how we purchased your father from slavery, but left your grandmother to rot and suffer because we were too cheap (or stupid) to pawn one our fancy space ships, ask our rich Senator friends for more money or just break her out with our vastly superior Jedi fighting skills?"

    • @fryliver4953
      @fryliver4953 Před 6 měsíci

      They had to respect local laws...

    • @ginger-ham4800
      @ginger-ham4800 Před 5 měsíci +2

      They only had the *one* spaceship at the time, Padme couldn't reveal herself AND they just couldn't break Anakin's mom out by force cuz slaves in Star Wars have explosives surgically attached to them.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 5 měsíci

      @@ginger-ham4800 Yeah, that's really the biggest problem with the plan.
      You cannot just take Shmi with you unless Wato deactivates the bomb.
      Not to mention that republic credits are useless to Wato....
      So you have to get him something valuable enough that he would be willing to trade for Shmi.