This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President
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- 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...
Nothing can beat this. EVER!
Stephen just ripped Trump a new asshole!
Blazerak More reasons to love Colbert.💥🔥
11.38 - Putin's **** holster
Blazerak ikr lol
Don't fire him, give him a raise, that roasting was epic.
Hear, hear!
I've always wondered what roasted t-rex tastes like. Now I know. It tastes like justice.
agreed!!!
Robert Bilodeau and I like my justice well done!
Democrats are sly demons. They're already scheming for the next election. They're plan is to bring as many young people to homosexuality as possible. Then announce someone like Stephen Colbert as their candidate. Just wait and see.
Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)
It looks like you qualify as a holster yourself.
@@ernestcossiboom2512 As do you
This monologue is a stone-cold classic! And even funnier now that Trump has been voted out.
If only someone had stuffed impeachys² pie hole. 2024 and it still lies and now its blatant fascist talk. Lock him up
This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.
hahahahahaha glad that at least one of those is gone now
Paper towels would b appropriate 😂😂
Toiletpaper makes alot more sense now lol
"I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017
Jason Blade bullet point oriented haha
Jason Blade he acually said "I am a details ..." lol
To paraphrase a line from an old (80s) movie, Trump wouldn't know a detail if it begged him all night long!
No one respects women more than me Daffy Donald says as he is groping one!
Lol na man the best joke is this liberal ass comment section😂😂😂
Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"
Shortcake lol seriously, everyday we march hahaha
That was pure gold.
He deserves a HBO channel
Interesting, as Donald Trump is effectively the human form of cancer.
Marco Freire I love that! I also like that he said Presi-dunce
It's funny because it's true!
Then it's terrifying because it's true.
As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏
Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best.
Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?
Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/
@Wendy Adams My heart goes out to you.. and I also love Stephen Colbert as well.. keep laughing my dear I know it can help. Take care.
Wendy Adams yes saying disgusting things about someone’s sexual orientation is funny.
m.czcams.com/video/Esj7i7Rs7fc/video.html
It's been a few years, Wendy, are you feeling any better? It's gotta feel good knowing you don't live here 😆😅
When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.
He just wants to make the founders look prescient at this point.
I liked your comment.....but gave you a personal like for the title. 👍👍
What do you want Burr? IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT WILL YOU FALL FOR?
I love that quote ❤️☄️🌟
It reminded me of how easily you cannot think for yourself by quoting other people
I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"
I don't like trump but damn son, even i'm feeling bad for him after a roast like that!
Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.
Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here:
This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.
That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is.
That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures.
I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.
@David Bryant Thank you for giving a sane, tactful reply. Keep it up.
He insulted the journalist to his face. What a disgrace, I would have ended the interview then and there
Timbone well unlike trump he's a Profesional and knows he has a job to do despite petty insults
Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!
nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.
That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).
Freddo Flintstono then why does he avoid actual journalism? you know why. it serves his narrative to say the media is all liars
Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.
jvnne00 - "Pricktator!"
Shit got real when Stephen said...
“But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.
Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.
MrKnowdatruth I think you live in LaLa land. I would love the CV of Donald Trump next to Bill Gates. I think you might be in for shock.
MrKnowdatruth By the way I worked for Gates in one off his oversee research clinics.
MrKnowdatruth Good joke
And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"
...."I don't stand by anything"....
What a revealing, candid moment.
very brief, almost subtle - incredibly profound
He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...
Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.
Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion....
Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.
Pexport llc will you marry me?
6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!
Pity hes not shown ova the pond
Agree. I was surprised to hear so many burns on this monologue.
Lmao. He went off.
That was absolutely genius!!
one year later, still
Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves."
Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀
BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME
Yesssss that took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by *his own quote* was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
Trump is a whiny little bitch.
"I stand by nothing'
By the way as a gay man, I did not find his joke homophobic. Those who did need to get a life and lighten up.
Jeffrey Creevy i
I'm gay and I have no idea why anything was homophobic
yet you used "fuck you" as an insult.
He just mentions that people engage in oral sex. Your response is like calling the phrase, "if you like them so much why don't you marry them," anti-marriage. As a gay man, this seems normal to me. In fact, I think you are homophobic for finding the discussion of man on man sex offensive.
I still do not understand what he said that was homophobic. Republicans are mostly homophobic.
THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.
I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)
😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig
Where is the homophobia in this monologue? I'm a member of the LGBT+ community and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video!
You carry a card too for that membership? No.
You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses.
You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.
willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"
In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.
willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.
+Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.
The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐
Jay Zenitram apparently, what was censored was "c#ck", which is an even better insult.
Tanvi Purohit he didn't say ass. you need to rotate 180°
Tanvi Purohit 1368? Fuck, I thought I heard 1358 😂.
FUGP, did you ever see Colbert when he had a show on Comedy Central from 2005-2014?
FUGP nope. that is the proper way to peel the banana skin off without getting any remnant inner skin still attached to your banana
“We all do, Sir” 😂😂😂 I love it!!!
Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us laugh........ that is talent !!!
Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.
@@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her.
You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true.
I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it.
I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.
@@wildone106 and yet your orange guy LITERALLY STARTED A COUP!
@@R.M.3.14 You mean the coup nancy tried twice to remove him by impeachment? lol
@@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support.
Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.
As a Canadian I am just flabbergasted at this whole situation..... WTF
Colbert, you're awesome
As a Brit who's in the process of emigrating to America, I'm questioning my life choices.
TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism"
Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish
Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊
Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!
Trust me, there are a LOT of Americans that feel the same way.
Isn't that the Verizon Coverage map?
Edward Corbett savage
XD
love it, thats freaking hilarious
Edward Corbett it totally is 😂😂😂
YO I FUCKING SCREAMED LAUGHING AT THIS
One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.
Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.
Cringe
Colbert's a mouthpiece
IT'S ME FROM 713 you’re not very bright are you.
haha funy show host make funy orange man bad haha lol
@Ken White Rhetorical questions can be ended with a period genius.
"The point is hes a monster"
*"A fat little monster"*
Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂
LOVING IT!! RTF ON COLBERT 😂
"Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼
They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.
"Colbert OUT"
This should go down as one of the greatest late night takedowns of all time.
Whoa, gloves came OFF!
Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel.
He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down.
Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.
One of Colbert's best monologues
Ali Dan so true
I don't know ... so many good ones to chose from ... :-D
all his show is a monologue, propaganda machine nazi party like.
Lineage2MediaCom hahaha good one trumpee.
Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..
"Leader of the free World..."...I'm sorry to say, but you Americans are past that station.
Rene Emmen by whom might I ask?
Rene Emmen a homeless person is smart than Drumpf
Who is then? China? LUL
Rene Emmen If not even your teammates are following you, how do you call yourself a leader?
The Freest nation on Earth is Switzerland, America is nowhere near free
Just watched this again. I'm so grateful we had Steven on television during this horrible time!
Same
He looks so YOUNG.
Some people woke up to Stevens propaganda and some people go back and thank him for the brainwashing
@@OurFoundingLiars See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!
“..in his old life, he could spend his days golfing, insulting people on twitter, and hanging out with his family.
*also NOW..”*
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ON THE TOP 5 GREATEST ROASTS OF ALL TIME
TOP 5 GREATEST ANIME ROASTS OF ALL TIME
The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.
And the FCC dropped it, so Colbert is in the clear lol
Colbert is a national treasure
Well, your treaure is nothing but vomit covered trash to me.
@@ernestcossiboom2512 He didn't say Trump is a national treasure
Ana Wieder I’m genuinely sorry for the life decisions that led up to this comment. I will never respect you in my life.
With Nicholas Cage ? :D
Wtf is with the negative responses in here? Colbert is hilarious! And that observation shouldn't be reacted to with a lack of respect.
Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol
If anything, he should be getting more sponsors.
And yet the thumbs up votes outnumber the thumbs down votes 8:1.
hmmmmmm .... and you tube NEVER messes with the numbers ...ill sell you mars for 50 dollars ....
Deeson Jame Are you kidding? You can't insult the president like that.
yes you can its called freedom of speech
anandita saxena thats bs, you should have respect for whoever is in the oval office and if you want to be disrespectful you can get the fuck out of the country
the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible
Heather Adele Tate on o.o j on. j pki
Heather Adele Tate iI
So right! I love this monologue and have been watching it over & over when I need a break from it all!
Silent Rocks yes! Same
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍..................…………
Even if I live for another 100 years, this will still be the best monologue ever to be aired on TV.
👍😁 An epic takedown for sure!!
Never get into a battle of wits with a professional comedian and improv actor. Also, never go into a battle of wits unarmed ;)
The best monolog ever. Hats off too you for putting that orange clown in his place.
He helped secure him another 4 years lmao suicide watch 2020
@@wildone106 4 years in jail lmao
@@BuckyBrown-lt4ry And with Bucky's comment here folks you have the standard vocabulary and behavior of a Trumpist.
@@wildone106 LOSER
Anyone else thinks Trump was the one who cried in the Oval office?
Incapable of tears. Far too damaged to experience normal human emotion.
😢lmfao😂
@@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞
How do you keep a Trump busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.😊👌
LegzFallOffGirl This was perfect lol
LegzFallOffGirl The depressing thing is though, that he already is in a "round room", so to speak, and we get to witness him trying to find the corner and failing. But yes, that joke is pretty funny
LegzFallOffGirl how do you keep a shity show on air. Hacky trump jokes
BigBlueBunny How do you keep making "hacky trump jokes"? look at him once and tell me you don't see it!
pvramidmirrors Sadly he's fat too...so he'd get exhausted quickly. Though he does have Putin on-call to cheer him up.
I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.
After yesterday, I just needed to hear this monologue again.
Colbert's "holster" analogy is not homophobic. It simply implies, as the age-old idiom says, that the two are metaphorically "in bed with each other"
If you see this as an explicit statement, you don't understand the English language in all of its complexities, outside of literal terms.
Mr. Stephen Colbert, that was pure gold. You are a an American treasure.
Free speech is an invaluable treasure, too.
Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.
Sergio Alejadro Sanchez uhhhh... either I found a trump supporter or an overzealous supporter of neither. I see no arguments here. Just a joke.
AMERICAN TREASURE
YES, STEPHEN, YES...Maximize use of that First Amendment...call the Condon Drumpf out for being the doofus that he is.
An ULTRA doofus... to be exact. That's an especially doofular doofus among all the doofi (doofus, plural) in doofus-dom.
I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ?
I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂
They were both such a loved couple !
Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them !
EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM !
NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ????
Colbert this was Awesome !!!
I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.
Ernest Cossiboom What drugs are you taking?
why does trump say everything twice? is he stalling until the next sentence comes to him?
because he needs to repeat his statements BIGLY
Kristin Bauer
There's nothing a Narc likes better than the sound of their own voice. Plus they don't own a muzzle.
Narcissism + OCD.
HEY! Don't insult those of us with OCD byt mentioning our illness in relation to Trump, thank you very much.
Kristin Bauer short-term memory loss perhaps?
Finally!! Trump never apologized for all the insults he dished out why should Colbert.
And noone expects him to, I don't think anyone on the right wants him shutdown or to apologize...
Edgar Lppez Thank YOU Stephen shouldn't apologize Trump NEVER apologized for what he has said over the years and STEPHEN IS THE BEST HE DESERVES HIGH RATINGS LONG LIVE STEPHEN COLBERT
Colbert is an ass.
joseph rapoza Waaaaaaaah! Bitch.
smarter then you
6:24
SHOTS FIRED
DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
SHOTS FIRED
I lost it when the Toilet Paper was thrown on the stage. Did Colbert predict 2020?
SAME. I was like, "OH OH NOES!" XDDD
This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!
Stephen Colbert you sir are amazing!
Nicholas Brennan .
The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.
This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.
FCC found no fault in this monologue. Congrats Stephen! 😍😙
Jo Santoddi ya all the trumptards reported it to the FCC cause they got butthurt
Baaaa baaaa liberal brainwashed SHEEP.
@@truthhurts7742 found the MAGA.
One of his best smack downs yet! Brilliant.
"1358 days to go"
Past Stephen, your hair has grown out and you have ditched the tie and jacket, my dude. Shit def got weird
5:32 Turns out, it wasn't a huge tax return~
6:54 I did not realize how much I missed Jon Batiste singing, "COOOOOLD BLOOOOOODED"
9:28 BAHAHA ALL THAT TOILET PAPER OH NOES
10:46 "But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
11:33 "Pricktator" yeah, that continues to get worse
12:07 "Are your tax returns" ALSO ended up being true!
DING! DING! You nailed it, Stephen!
At least he got the number of days of his presidency right, thank God Biden's elected president.
stephen colbert is pure savage
You realize he has a huge writing team that does this right?! LMAAO
NEO O everyone knows that troll
There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.
@@wildone106 but Colbert delivers!
Damn Stephen Colbert, you are a savage!
Ali Cat he roasted him so bad the ashes of Trumpf blew away in the wind
savage!!!
If Colbert saw the documentary on Cult leader Jim Jones he would have so much more material to compare to Donald Trump. The Followers have even more similarities. They're willing to swallow poison before they will admit they have a dangerous leader
At least we could go to college if we wanted to.
@Gen Can ... yes because it's SMART to NOT get an education... lol
"Pricktator" is my favorite word now
Colisa Barrow I prefer "Presidunce."
"Ass holster" is mine.
was it ass holster or cock holster, sounded like the second to me
"Dicktator"
Come to think of it Cock Holster makes more sense, and I like it even better. LOL.
I couldn't really tell because they blurred his mouth. COCK HOLSTER! Fucking poetry.
"You know what would be nice??? A full release!!!"😝
this video should've been called Stephen Roasts the President
A rather unfunny roast, to say the least.
@@BuckyBrown-lt4ry You're obviously in the minority with that opinion.
@@BuckyBrown-lt4ry says no one...
@@BuckyBrown-lt4ry a rather dipshit reply, to say the most.
Quite possibly the best insult ever spoken by anyone ever!
TheHardRunner . Come come now. Read your Shakespeare. Get educated man!
I feel the more people comment about Jon Baptiste needing to shut up, the more he is going to keeping yelling Cold Blooded just to mess with them.
Hammad Ali best comment
Hammad Ali Well, that's not true, but you are of course allowed your own opinion
Thing is, if Colbert wanted him quiet, he'd be quiet. Jon is giving all the asides and commentary because Colbert wants it that way.
Hammad Ali If the producers didn't want it they would mute his mic. Lolol!!
ProjectFlashlight612 It's sarcasm. Obviously not true.
I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...
10:37 Kudos to you Mr "Pair of Stainless Steel balls" Colbert .You are a Legend!!!!
People actually consider that to be offensive? LMAO and they call us sensitive.
I'm sorry, you thought being 'The President of the United States of America' would be what now?!?
^"random shit his money was doing" is the most accurate way to describe trump's competency as a businessman. lmfao. that's gold.
He isn't releasing because it'll show one or two things: 1) He hasn't been paying taxes, and/or 2) He's totally tangled up with Putin/Russia
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gr4vity plays lol. He has no money and broke? Please when did this happen? You do know if he was to sell the many buildings he owns he would be far from broke right? If Trump is broke we must be all dead broke.
Lin Dzay ,
I have to watch this every time I get down about the state of our country
Absolutely! He is keeping us all sane with our eyes on the ball!
Back when toilet paper was plentiful!! 😭😂😂
It was a sign
Absolute savagery
Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions
+arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.
It was lame, we won, you lost, get over it. Such continuous bitching it's tiresome.
Smoors. ain't that bicth
Huge Respect from India, Mr. Colbert.
We wish for someone like you here in India...
We don't need someone like him necessarily. Our country is better off than USA politically.
Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason
Fawaz Kizhakkethil thank you come again-apu voice
Lol, having an argument about Indian politics in a Stephen Colbert video that mocks Trump. Only on CZcams
Prithu WOW! 😑
tRUMP should have won an Emmy for best comedy writer the last 4 years
10:20 “...but I, sir, am no John Dickerson.” 😎
Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.
100% agreed. Colbert killed it here. I'm an avid watcher and this impressed me- he took off the gloves and didn't hold back on this one!
+KulushiMaxwell : sick and perverted minds think alike.
John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.
Well stated. I rarely curse and found the metaphor creative and unfortunately true. Backlash due to the truth hurting.
Trump: You're mean. I'm not talking to you anymore. Gonna sulk in my corner. Oh wait, there's no corners in this office.
I don't know why but I read that line like the Conan impression of Trump on his "Trump phones Obama" clips!
OMG! It's on. And my money's on Steven. Hilarious and so clever.
If CBS had let you go on like that, you'd be winning emmys. But they put handcuffs on you, and now no one can beat John Oliver. Nothing against him. He's a genius, but so are you.
God, but Colbert helps keep us sane just by doing these monologues. Keep em comming sir!
Yup, that's why I'm here watching old Colbert monologs....:P
Why Zoe, why? Trump's not nice to most everybody..He set the tone...he's led the, "not nice" movement by his example.
Deface the Nation, Zoe? Please!
Nooo he keeps DESTROYING AND DIVIDING AMERICA.
PLEASE GET IT RIGHT SHEEP.
Keep listening, watching, and being BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL HATE FILLED LYING FAKE NEWS MSM AND HOLLYWEIRD.
Go look at ENGLAND...LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT IS DOING GREAT OVER THERE.
YOU MORON MINDLESS SHEEP.
BAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAA!!!
WAKE UP!!!
His writing team does you mean, hes just an empty vessel puppet
526 dislikes is probably all Trump could click before his poor tiny T-Rex fingers got tuckered out
ok107500 .
Make that 400 T-Rexes.
That Vladimir Putin joke landed way harder than they’d planned.
but he never apologized.
Who else is here after the trump presidency, grateful it is over.
"I miss my old life." Wow u know trump, u can resign and go back to your previously chilled life. What's stopping you? Let someone else who doesn't mind being "busy" to be in the oval. Thank you very much.
allmyjm ugh yeah but then we get pence
Resign please. IF TRUMP loves this country. please go back to your TV show. I need therapy after u just 100 days.
allmyjm He's allergic to work. Dumb ass people think he's self made. He's no better than a Kardashian. Born in to money....they just look way better doing it.
James Irving Religious freaks are scary.
Unfortunately this is not true. Pence might be worse than Trump. Not as stupid. Better in navigating politics. More intelligent even, BUT ideology trumps ! intelligence. Trump might start a war out of sheer stupidity. Pence's "stupid" (read ideological) reasons would be as irrational but he could sell the war better.
"I don't stand by anything". I hope the children remember that quote.
Yeah context doesn't matter.......christ you people
dave yognaut
The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview.
Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.
Dilton X yeah wasnt that presidential???
Stephen Colbert is my Patronus.
The interviewer just chuckled and walked away I mean if that doesn't tell you all we need to know about this charlatan of a president I don't know what does
God Bless Stephen Colbert! How many more days can we stand for Trump's insanity?
what has he DONE not said but DONE ?
15,798 people had their delicate sensitivities bruised...
I can't like it enough. Brilliant!
Lee Spencer Sad little republican snowflakes. They're so sensative.
Lee Spencer But none of those "dislikers" had ANY problem when it was Obama being talked to like that BY HIS OWN CONGRESS, did they? This is a comedian being funny. And frankly, this is exactly how most of America feels right now. I wish I could have liked this more than once!
And you don't shout "HATE SPEECH!!!!" when someone says something you don't like? Facts trump feelings brotha
Todd Foster you side Obama, the greatest fraud ever? At least Trump wants to drain the swamp.
Zita Alfonso Hahahahahahahaha, lololololol. Drain the swamp, LMFAO. Thanks for making my day, I am dying!
Oh, this monologue has aged beautifully, hasn't it? *whispers in 12:01 *
Colbert literally foreshadowed the toilet paper on his shoe boarding air force one. My god no one told him he had toilet paper on his foot!
No big deal. Just locker room talk.
Miles Finnch no! Bad! He shouldn't ever be compared to that! He is far higher than him!
Thank you Stephen Colbert for saying what we think every day!!! Love your show!
Oh the horrors that we did not see coming when this came out
The count is now over 🎉