How Much Of Trump's 100 Day Action Plan Has He Completed?

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
  • The Presidential backpedaling is in full swing as Trump approaches the end of his first 100 days in office.
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  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 Před 7 lety +1318

    Republicans looked at Bush Jr. and Palin and thought, "they know too much English."

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 7 lety +30

      Eric Ling Hahahaha

    • @LD-qj2te
      @LD-qj2te Před 7 lety +18

      Eric Ling a trend in the types of clowns the republicans will march forward

    • @lukerobinson9418
      @lukerobinson9418 Před 7 lety +30

      Jesus the comment section is on fire on this video. Fuckin hilariously!!

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon Před 7 lety +3

      Eric Ling ha haaa haaaaaaa! Good one 😅

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +18

      TheRaellz So you thought of lies?

  • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
    @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +1030

    100 days is how long it takes for Tiffany Trump to get a call back from her dad.

    • @esarts6744
      @esarts6744 Před 7 lety +9

      God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon great comment and amen!!

    • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
      @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +6

      +MissArtSucker Halle-fucking-lujah!

    • @esarts6744
      @esarts6744 Před 7 lety +2

      God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon 👍

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 7 lety +9

      *Family values!*

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 7 lety +11

      Obviously. She's not the hot one.

  • @Jackrabbit6
    @Jackrabbit6 Před 7 lety +660

    Make America super-duper, higher, better, better again!

    • @1BrknHrtdRomeo
      @1BrknHrtdRomeo Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah! Russia's doing Nuclear and America's Nuclear is old and tired!...And Putin's Nuclear is...TIPPY TOP FROM WHAT I HEAR!

    • @GiantPetRat
      @GiantPetRat Před 7 lety +10

      After reading this comment, I cannot be held responsible for the sounds coming out of my mouth.

    • @Lisa808
      @Lisa808 Před 7 lety +7

      If you're a Trump fan why are you here? Don't you have a disabled kid to go beat up or something?

    • @leveljoe
      @leveljoe Před 7 lety +2

      Lisa P. Those were Democrat yutes up in Detroit....

    • @awsomemagic16
      @awsomemagic16 Před 7 lety +13

      (Unintelligible)

  • @MediazEmpire
    @MediazEmpire Před 7 lety +36

    I love that we can all still manage to find laughter in America's final days. Thanks Stephen

  • @KayleighBrown42
    @KayleighBrown42 Před 7 lety +189

    "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask gabbledfghabkenu"
    - John F Kennedy

    • @monicaspoor2993
      @monicaspoor2993 Před 7 lety

      If you want a letter you might want to stop confusing people by calling yourself Kristina when your name is Evelina. And maybe find a better platform than CZcams comments, where the only result is that someone like me with too much time on their hands and an impatient streak might give in to the temptation to make fun of you.

  • @CasperJoosten
    @CasperJoosten Před 7 lety +1226

    "(unintelligible)" - Trump, 2017

    • @jonathansmall4573
      @jonathansmall4573 Před 7 lety +4

      Please run for office next time Mr. Intelligible.

    • @EpicnessGaming1
      @EpicnessGaming1 Před 7 lety +11

      Danny Pena Woah, calm down. Everyone should be able to coexist. And, by the way, liberals are not ruining the media. Trump banned media outlets, and the media is about free speech, so isn't he technically ruining the media?

    • @HealthyPlanet
      @HealthyPlanet Před 7 lety +15

      Liberals mess things up? Based on the research, when right-wing people with high authoritarian qualities are in charge, they look out for themselves, and go on the attack, instead of cooperating with others, and figuring out how to improve the quality of everyone's life. Go figure. It's all inside the book within the link below. Here it is --> theauthoritarians.org

    • @Jackrabbit6
      @Jackrabbit6 Před 7 lety +8

      To be fair the (unintelligible) parts were apparently people talking over him. Though, to be fair again, much of what we can read is not very intelligible.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před 7 lety +5

      CEOofFRESH1
      So Trump is a Liberal?

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 Před 7 lety +1070

    "I'm a New Yorker", he said. "I represent New York spirit", he said. And then compares his rating with 9/11 and calls it an advantage. What kind of sick [unintelligible] is this guy.

    • @foureye7058
      @foureye7058 Před 7 lety +38

      It makes me ashamed to be from NY. Hell it makes me ashamed to be from the US at all! Sorry "America" is what they call it nowadays.

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn Před 7 lety +49

      倪传历 Don't forget he once called it 7/11

    • @lockhrt999
      @lockhrt999 Před 7 lety +26

      7/11? wow. I'm curious to know when did he say that? As a non-american, I can assure you, everyone in this world including infants know about 9/11.

    • @GuillermoSTD
      @GuillermoSTD Před 7 lety +77

      Trump represents NY spirit as well as diarrhea represents holidays...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +16

      Guillermo St Celebrate President's Day by taking a massive Trump!

  • @abduul87
    @abduul87 Před 7 lety +34

    "So we will build the wall or not, Starting today or tomorrow, when today will be yesterday, So technically we have already started. What were we talking about?" I was so dead

  • @thilomanten8701
    @thilomanten8701 Před 7 lety +856

    If you had to sum up Trump's presidency in one word. What would it be?
    (unintelligible)

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 7 lety +1621

    "When I said 100 days, I was clearly referring to 100 days on Venus, where each day is the equivalent of 243 Earth days. So really, I have another 24,000 or so Earth days to make my promises a reality, and -- believe me -- I can make that happen. Except healthcare -- geezus that's a bitch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get back to coming up with more mind-boggling legislation, like making it totally legal for rich people to shoot poor people for sport (unintelligible)."
    -- _President Donald J. Trump_

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 Před 7 lety +23

      a W for you.

    • @jojen
      @jojen Před 7 lety +62

      fidorover Hes not that smart, he wouldn't know all that info

    • @mahast79
      @mahast79 Před 7 lety +39

      fidorover that's actually what I expect Spicer's argument to be when he's asked about the first 100 days at the next press conference

    • @fidorover
      @fidorover Před 7 lety +51

      +Jojen True. But in this case, he hired someone smarter than him to write it -- someone who can speak in complete sentences. In other words... a 5th grader.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 7 lety +26

      fidorover Great impression, that pretty much sums up the kind of crap that comes out of his mouth. But for authenticity you're going to have to use a smaller vocabulary, repeat adjectives, and change your thoughts mid-sentence. 😉 Maybe add a couple unintelligible's in there too.

  • @PiantaBroker
    @PiantaBroker Před 7 lety +228

    Holy crap, Sean Spicer compares Hitler, and now Trump compares 911. Just wow.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman Před 7 lety +15

      PiantaBroker I'm sure your comment would gain greater traction if it wasn't for the fact that everyones surprised face was super good good tired.

    • @gin3868
      @gin3868 Před 7 lety +3

      true

    • @theone.8884
      @theone.8884 Před 7 lety

      PiantaBroker
      So what he compared Hitler? I am not a fan of Spicer or the Trump administration however I don't understand thr big fuss about Spicer comparing the two? Either way it's terrible so stop being so sensitive about Hitler's work vs Assads. (That is if it really waa Assad)

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +55

    "If I do a super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else, maybe it goes a little bit more."
    I feel sorry for whoever had to write down the transcript for that interview. You know he probably killed himself afterward.

  • @Sweeper13i
    @Sweeper13i Před 7 lety +131

    the way Stephen sounds when reading Trump's tweets, that shit hilarious...😂😂😂

    • @TwiStedTentom
      @TwiStedTentom Před 7 lety +3

      Sweeper13i I was just listening to that part as I read this comment. 😂

  • @thephilosopher4719
    @thephilosopher4719 Před 7 lety +478

    It is always nice to receive bad news in a funny way...

    • @balduran7841
      @balduran7841 Před 7 lety +22

      The Philosopher This reminds me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I quote: "maybe if you deliver the bad news in a good way, it wouldn't sound so badly"

  • @thebigphenom
    @thebigphenom Před 7 lety +49

    What defeats a super-duper higher better better wall?
    A) ladder
    B) tunnel
    C) work visas
    D) going around
    E) all the above

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +12

      TheBig Phenom Boats........Mexico & California are on the ocean, after all.

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 Před 7 lety +8

      TheBig Phenom Planes

    • @DrKakashi-ep9pq
      @DrKakashi-ep9pq Před 7 lety

      TheBig Phenom dont forget ropes

  • @noisecommander590
    @noisecommander590 Před 7 lety +7

    "Everything is so unintelligible ."
    I laughed at how true that is, then I cried a little.

  • @27TheJose
    @27TheJose Před 7 lety +521

    never get tired of Colbert roasting Trump with his own words

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC Před 7 lety +30

      Larry Scary Um, you could've just written the word "unintelligible" as your comment. :p

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc Před 7 lety +17

      #BuildASentence

    • @danaeverhart6487
      @danaeverhart6487 Před 7 lety

      Jose Pineda go home!

    • @brandonhvacants2217
      @brandonhvacants2217 Před 7 lety

      Jose Pineda Because your a sheep and like to have your opinions guided by morons.

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 Před 7 lety +2

      shut the fuck up dana

  • @TheBlexi3
    @TheBlexi3 Před 7 lety +1889

    The only thing Donald Trump made great again is SNL.

    • @esarts6744
      @esarts6744 Před 7 lety +12

      Vaishali Menon yes that's so true!

    • @daireoreilly2548
      @daireoreilly2548 Před 7 lety +5

      You copied that from the comment section in a snl video

    • @TheBlexi3
      @TheBlexi3 Před 7 lety +16

      Daire O'Reilly what? Lol no!!! But I feel good I have a comment doppelganger. Can you tell me which video it is?

    • @lockhrt999
      @lockhrt999 Před 7 lety +58

      And Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah. I sub'd to them thanks to Trump.

    • @BAYAREA_PizzaParty
      @BAYAREA_PizzaParty Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah everyone watches the comedy shows now and all the band-wagoners are here now.

  • @Curt_Randall
    @Curt_Randall Před 7 lety +158

    100 days in office. But only 3 days actually in the office. . .

    • @carolinetheverybest7791
      @carolinetheverybest7791 Před 7 lety +2

      Curt Randall lmao

    • @deejflowerscallad9220
      @deejflowerscallad9220 Před 7 lety +1

      hahhahaha - Darn straight!

    • @veeherreraJanecka
      @veeherreraJanecka Před 7 lety +2

      Curt Randall that's a good thing. He has no idea what to do.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 7 lety +9

      He is just working his ass off! Well he would, if he would know how to actually work. But he doesn't so he is done with all he knows about working within a couple of minutes. Then he can watch TV or tweet or play golf. But to be fair, nobody in the entire world knew, that working is hard or (unintelligable).

  • @KZ-yf4yo
    @KZ-yf4yo Před 7 lety +22

    Push the limits. Outstanding job Steven.

  • @GambianBankai
    @GambianBankai Před 7 lety +1293

    I swear hearing Obama yesterday speaking was a relief ..

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx Před 7 lety +85

      Modou Bajaha it's like a beam of sunlight in a universe of darkness...

    • @GambianBankai
      @GambianBankai Před 7 lety +61

      Impala 67 made me realize how low of an IQ trump has and his followers , trump voters are regretting everything!!

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee Před 7 lety +26

      Everything about Trump is fake and insane. I don't think that's even a real signature at 3:17 .... looks like gibberish.

    • @beau9956
      @beau9956 Před 7 lety +54

      if Obama spoke the same way Trump does, he would have been laughed out of office.

    • @LetralXIV
      @LetralXIV Před 7 lety +18

      Beau Ioannides If Obama spoke like Trump does, he would have gotten lynched

  • @tigresuave11
    @tigresuave11 Před 7 lety +207

    Reminds me of Eric Cartman so much. He trashed the former president, gets elected, then cries because 1) it's not as easy as he thought, 2) people are mean to him. What goes around comes around, my friend.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers Před 7 lety +13

      tigresuave11
      absolutely... just a horrible human being
      he ran a scam charity
      what kind of evil person does that?

    • @tigresuave11
      @tigresuave11 Před 7 lety +16

      Morty Sanchez Scam charity, scam school, scam real estate... but that's not important.
      The important thing is that he doesn't know what he's doing and refuses to take advice or get help (probably cause 90% of the people he chose don't know what their doing either).
      Look at Ben Carson. Now the surgeon general just got let go. Hmmm, who would be good choice to replace him? A smart guy would say, Surgeon Ben Carson, you get a token black guy and put him in a position where he knows what he's doing. But nope, just keep him in charge of HUD, where he has no experience. He'll probably fill the SG position with some rich faith healer who doesn't believe in western medicine. I'm starting to think he thinks that's what it means to "drain the swamp", firing people who know and have experience in the field and replacing them with people who have none. He should change it from "drain the swamp" to "let the blind lead the blind".

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers Před 7 lety +7

      tigresuave11
      So many scandals... Any one alone would sink any other president...

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +7

      tigresuave11 If Ben Carson were the last doctor on earth, I would look up homeopathy or call a witch.

    • @tigresuave11
      @tigresuave11 Před 7 lety +3

      Queen Bee Why? Despite his personality, he's a very accomplished surgeon. What, in your medical opinion, makes him ill suited for surgery?

  • @locustvii5309
    @locustvii5309 Před 7 lety +489

    'Super duper higher better' LMAO holy christ, is...is NOBODY else seeing this? This is actually happening ffs....

    • @honore1386
      @honore1386 Před 7 lety +17

      I feel u Locust VII! It's so unbelievable.....this is the FUCKING POTUS and that man talks like a 8 year old brat!

    • @hjh1972
      @hjh1972 Před 7 lety +11

      Trust me - EVERYONE in europe is "seeing" this.. - We're all excited, that the US will be a third world country soon - that makes space at the top for some one else

    • @locustvii5309
      @locustvii5309 Před 7 lety +7

      ***** im not sure Trump is actually even in charge though. He clearly ran for president just for the sake of jerking off his own ego. Now it doesn't matter what anyone says he can always say,'Screw you I was president!'. I get the feeling he rambles the way he does because he's just trying to go through the motions and keep up appearances while Pence and his buddies find new things for him to sign.

    • @hjh1972
      @hjh1972 Před 7 lety +6

      I agree - and be honest - does that change anything in my statement? EPA gone, Paris Accord gone, Flightsecurity gone, Education (soon) gone, deregulating banking, now soon a surely helpfull tax reform - hmm - I think you can say, Pence is doing a "great" job.. - good luck to all americans - europe will have to send food-packs for you once they are done with you guys - well, only if it's allowed to feed the inmates of a for profit prison of course.. - europe never violates the laws of dictarships abroad lol

    • @locustvii5309
      @locustvii5309 Před 7 lety +3

      ***** Oh You! You got me there.

  • @terrywhelan6651
    @terrywhelan6651 Před 7 lety +13

    Put up a 40 foot walk and a day later 41 foot ladders will be sold in Walmart & Home Depot.

  • @ataki11
    @ataki11 Před 7 lety +787

    I have done more than trump in the past 100 days and all I did was build a bunker

    • @destroyahdestroyah9584
      @destroyahdestroyah9584 Před 7 lety +2

      Adam Taki an actual bunker?

    • @ataki11
      @ataki11 Před 7 lety +22

      Arnold LosTitties haha we all should ;)

    • @destroyahdestroyah9584
      @destroyahdestroyah9584 Před 7 lety

      Adam Taki but did you actually build a bunker?

    • @ataki11
      @ataki11 Před 7 lety +11

      Arnold LosTitties it's was a joke

    • @destroyahdestroyah9584
      @destroyahdestroyah9584 Před 7 lety +11

      Adam Taki I actually thought you built a bunker. I was like damn, that's cool. this nigga has a bunker. but it just turns out that I was being dumb.

  • @YTSliv
    @YTSliv Před 7 lety +30

    President (Unintelligible), had done an (Unintelligible) job at first 100 days.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 7 lety +63

    While the ratings compared to 9/11 is not dumbest thing he has said, it is definitely one of the most disrespectful. Considering he campaigned claiming that Muslims cheered and that he lost many friends on 9/11 before, and now is comparing the ratings about an event where thousands of Ameircans died to his job as President is disrespectful to them and their families. If he truly cared about being President, then ratings shouldn't matter so long as he does the right things for America, which is something that Obama, Bush, Clinton, and pretty much every President in the last 50 years has said in some form.

  • @misterkingdom3571
    @misterkingdom3571 Před 7 lety +29

    "But Nagasaki, no way!" I don't know why that part is killing me lmao

  • @phillipgunter754
    @phillipgunter754 Před 7 lety +20

    " Haha, hot pototah. " Piano Guy, 2017

  • @SocksAndPuppets
    @SocksAndPuppets Před 7 lety +72

    isn't "super duper higher better better" a daft punk song?

  • @theoneandonlyshadow58
    @theoneandonlyshadow58 Před 7 lety +67

    Trump's favorite word is (unintelligible)

  • @JOHNDOE-ry5yo
    @JOHNDOE-ry5yo Před 7 lety +580

    unintelligible & *unintelligent* 😂😂

  • @123sammyali
    @123sammyali Před 7 lety +339

    Me: What are you proud of that Trump has done?
    Trump Supporter: I am proud of how he...[unintelligible] He's great for doing that.

    • @dantoon25
      @dantoon25 Před 7 lety +55

      'Bringing Back Jobs'? What jobs?
      'Drafted Plan to Defeat ISIS'? What plan?
      'Ended War On Coal'? What is this, the Victorian era? When we're living in the age where finding renewable sources of energy is imperative, why do we need to go back to coal?

    • @shadowranger937
      @shadowranger937 Před 7 lety

      I don't know if you believe the 'official' unemployment thing blow 5% but the actual number is just under 10% because obama's numbers doesn't include people who have stopped working entirely and just go off of welfare because technically the income is federal income just like a guy working a government job.

    • @123sammyali
      @123sammyali Před 7 lety +13

      aquamop15
      -Coal is dead and you fucking know it. The rest of the world has found better alternatives. It's not our fault we don't want to be stuck in the 1950s. Coal country doesn't even have the same profit value it once did in the past.
      -A lot of these "jobs" you're talking about have been in the works for months now, and some for up to a year. Jobs don't fall from the sky. Even that Exxon ad that keeps playing is a complete lie to say they just decided to add more jobs since Trump took office. There's an article from months ago, talking about how they were working towards getting more positions open for people.

    • @123sammyali
      @123sammyali Před 7 lety +18

      aquamop15 And also his idea to defund sanction cities FAILED today. It got blocked by a judge in San Francisco😂

    • @TheHiroyukiutatane
      @TheHiroyukiutatane Před 7 lety +24

      > Gutted regulations
      > basically means allowing corporations to dump massive watse not following​ environment-safe business practices, thus poisoning Americans literally.
      > is an accomplishment.
      What?

  • @hawkeye5955
    @hawkeye5955 Před 7 lety +46

    Trump is fluent in The Sims and the Charlie Brown trombone languages. Amazing. 😃

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +3

      hawkeye5955 He can also transcribe the dialogue from Legend of Zelda characters without reading the on-screen text.

  • @racer9x
    @racer9x Před 7 lety +610

    Trump used to be all talk and no action. Now he seems to be unintelligible talk and no action.

    • @elijahdelp2893
      @elijahdelp2893 Před 7 lety +2

      No action... What do you call dropping the LARGEST non nuclear bomb in Afghanistan, and firing missles into Syria?No action my ass. Trump has done more to protect our nation from terrorism in 100 days than Obama did in 8 years!!!

    • @onespiker
      @onespiker Před 7 lety +13

      Semper Fi mmmm not really droping a bomb is not that big of a deal. nit sure ethier if he even was conected to the bombing ethier you know he was busy.

    • @Avenger222
      @Avenger222 Před 7 lety +22

      +Semper Fi People that voted for donald didn't want him involved in Syria and didn't want him bombing civilians. Your example is a terrible one.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety

      Christian Arevalo are you in the service?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +5

      Semper Fi the airstrike was a smokescreen...unless you think 59 tomahawk cruise missiles all missed critical targets. The MOAB might be impressive...but islamic terrorists blow themselves up as walking warheads. They may cook that bombing into recruiting propaganda for new agents. I fear for our troops given orders by their current CinC.

  • @Zach-gm8us
    @Zach-gm8us Před 7 lety +19

    Did anyone else hear that one dude "HOT POTATO"

  • @Simonaa
    @Simonaa Před 7 lety +74

    Can we just take a second (or two) to appreciate how good this monologue is and how good it was delivered by Steven! 🙌

  • @hehesigh
    @hehesigh Před 7 lety +549

    All of Jon Batiste background comments (unintelligible)

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 Před 7 lety +7

      haahahahahahaha yessss!!!! BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY

    • @vvtstokes
      @vvtstokes Před 7 lety +15

      Docson7 of course all of Jon's comments are (unintelligible) to u, your ears r all clogged up with hate..... I luv that he irritates the sh*t out of all the haters😂😂!

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 Před 7 lety +34

      vvtstokes
      Honestly though, who gave him a mic and why?

    • @ad2094
      @ad2094 Před 7 lety +15

      I love him actually ! He gets into it 😁

    • @brutalitops5876
      @brutalitops5876 Před 7 lety +15

      his mic is a little too loud

  • @paulmorales1607
    @paulmorales1607 Před 7 lety +48

    I LOVE when the monologues are over 10 min long

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke Před 7 lety +454

    Trump: Vocabulary of a 5th grader

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs Před 7 lety +69

      He has to speak to the level of his supporters.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +2

      Phil Lewis and sell to them too... dolphinsilverwolf.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317

    • @olympicwalrus
      @olympicwalrus Před 7 lety

      kevinmuehl Muehlkevin: not the president

    • @mushfek
      @mushfek Před 7 lety +9

      kevinmuehl Muehlkevin nah! it's lower

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity Před 7 lety +2

      Well, that's a braggadocious claim.

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 Před 7 lety +171

    Your monologues are the best!

    • @cimoneharris
      @cimoneharris Před 7 lety +2

      I agree!!!

    • @roguedogx
      @roguedogx Před 7 lety

      Diane Owen they're the only part of the show I watch.

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 Před 7 lety +3

      he has better monologues than those other late night shows. it look likes a natural conversation than scripted.

    • @developmentalist
      @developmentalist Před 7 lety +4

      They would be even better if John Batiste limited his side noises. He is really not funny or even good at bantering back and forth.

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 Před 7 lety +1

      i don't feel even a bit of chemistry between them. even reggie who doesn't speak has a better reaction with corden's monologue than jon. it looks like he is just making noises for attention even though he doesn't understand the topic.

  • @IRPinheiro
    @IRPinheiro Před 7 lety +823

    It was not unintelligible, he was just speaking russian.

    • @Danker8906
      @Danker8906 Před 7 lety +1

      Nyet, suka.

    • @nat2002
      @nat2002 Před 7 lety +2

      Israel Pinheiro best comment I've ever read

    • @brad8142
      @brad8142 Před 7 lety +2

      BaZING!

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav Před 7 lety +2

      He was speaking Jon Baptistian.

    • @nguyenyen3584
      @nguyenyen3584 Před 7 lety +4

      Nope, he speaks Americanese.

  • @joewaters9884
    @joewaters9884 Před 7 lety +718

    The guy on the piano makes the weirdest noises at the weirdest times

    • @lynneslightom2003
      @lynneslightom2003 Před 7 lety +35

      I KNOW! Hot Potato!

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 Před 7 lety +79

      So bloody annoying.

    • @jayash9598
      @jayash9598 Před 7 lety +33

      WTF does he even mean by that?? Only think I hate about this otherwise perfect show.

    • @mikah1oo
      @mikah1oo Před 7 lety +46

      OMG I've been saying that since the beginning. He's so annoying

    • @emilymacgregor4307
      @emilymacgregor4307 Před 7 lety +34

      Literally the only bad part of the show

  • @benmeleschnig9843
    @benmeleschnig9843 Před 7 lety +18

    I like how Trump basically invites people to roast him just by tweeting or speaking

  • @3486aj
    @3486aj Před 7 lety +11

    epic writing, immaculate delivery mr.colbert.... how can i like this more than once...haha

  • @paulfernandez4998
    @paulfernandez4998 Před 7 lety +58

    Colbert has been really killing it with his monologues...great stuff!

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 7 lety +176

    trump, even to you it must be obvious by now, that the only way you can make America (more or less)great again, is by resigning!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +28

      camelshit and taking his administration with him.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx Před 7 lety +13

      I don't want Pence to replace him lol

    • @JBell300
      @JBell300 Před 7 lety +1

      what are you so afraid of happening? putting people back to work? having war? good grief what do u want to happen? walk over to an islamic terrorist and hand him flowers and sing kumbaya? they would shoot your stupid ass and keep walking.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety

      JBell300 Trump is not putting people back to work. He is, however, building us up to losing a war.

    • @JBell300
      @JBell300 Před 7 lety +1

      camelshit what do u want? and hand out? you are pathetic. get your lazy body off the couch and get to work. but u still haven't answered my question: why are you libs so afraid? losing a check every month? and in response to you stupid comment "going to lose a war". you are just a naive as you are ignorant. we cannot sit around and do nothing. we had 8 yrs of an embarrassment and he did nothing but line his own pockets. meanwhile our enemies grew stronger and we still sat back and did nothing. we needed someone to actually put fear in our enemies not say: oh are you okay; here is some money try again. it's no wonder why our debt has more than doubled since obama left because he kept giving it away to our enemies.

  • @23feb2013
    @23feb2013 Před 7 lety +24

    I'm honestly loving Colbert for exposing Trumpy like this

  • @samiknayak5753
    @samiknayak5753 Před 7 lety +20

    Don't you just hate it when they cutoff in the middle of a

    • @hyunii5891
      @hyunii5891 Před 7 lety +6

      Samik Nayak. I KNOW RIGHT??! It really just bothers m

  • @BlankestKnight
    @BlankestKnight Před 7 lety +168

    "And if I do a super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else, maybe it goes a little bit more." My God. What the actual fuck did we elect into the White House. I still can't believe this is what I just read. His speaking skills are literally on a 3rd grade level.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 7 lety +15

      kalzoa22 - and that's being generous.

    • @anestheticethan8875
      @anestheticethan8875 Před 7 lety +18

      kalzoa22 That actually sounds like what a pre-schooler would say. 3rd graders are smarter lol

    • @BonJoviStatue
      @BonJoviStatue Před 7 lety +3

      Trump is actually intelligent, he simplified his grammar just for the working class.

    • @BlankestKnight
      @BlankestKnight Před 7 lety +8

      Noah Vanmullekom That's a pretty huge assumption. I'll need actual evidence of him having an advance debate on issues in which he uses 3 syllable words other than tremendous. Also this needs to be prior to the election obviously.

    • @BlankestKnight
      @BlankestKnight Před 7 lety +10

      Noah Vanmullekom I also don't like the fact that no matter what this guy does, he always has people around to wipe his ass and make excuses for him. "Oh, he doesn't mean a physical wall. It's metaphor for improving border security." "He didn't mean all Mexicans were rapist, just the illegal ones." "It was just locker room talk. He wasn't​ actually bragging about forcing himself on married women." "He didn't really mean healthcare for everyone." "He didn't really mean Obama wiretapped him." If Trump shot a guy tomorrow his supporters response would be "he wasn't really trying to kill the guy. He was going Quail hunting in the city and it just happened​to fly behind the guy's head. Stop blaming Trump for everything libtards!"

  • @TheBlexi3
    @TheBlexi3 Před 7 lety +637

    "There are still Muslims" lol

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke Před 7 lety +35

    This is Colbert's best one.

  • @Muzikrazy213
    @Muzikrazy213 Před 7 lety +245

    just wanted to say IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR OBAMA's eloquent, thoughtful, and educated voice today. Carry on with your Colbert-watching shenanigans.

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm Před 7 lety +11

      Muzikrazy213 I was near tears.

    • @curiousela1
      @curiousela1 Před 7 lety +12

      Muzikrazy213 😢 Remembering the time when everything made sense 😭

    • @WeeWeeJumbo
      @WeeWeeJumbo Před 7 lety +10

      It hurt my heart to watch the last real President speaking again but I was glad to see him looking like he had gotten some good vacation time in

    • @Mysticsquids
      @Mysticsquids Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah the guy who bombed HUNDREDS OF THO USANDS of innocent people across the world. Wake the fuck up please.. +K S you are pathetic

    • @petegray4316
      @petegray4316 Před 7 lety +5

      Mystic Mark m.o.a.b

  • @hydrasaurandre
    @hydrasaurandre Před 7 lety +55

    After 100 days, america has gone in the opposite direction from "great".

  • @TheGeorgb83
    @TheGeorgb83 Před 7 lety +124

    He thinks the number of viewers his tv appereances attract is the right way to judge the effectivenes of his policies? That's a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke...

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 Před 7 lety +16

    5:10 LOL wtf is that guy in the background even saying =D
    "ahhhhhhh aha haha andthenwhyacomecountry"

  • @jackburbank9763
    @jackburbank9763 Před 7 lety +43

    #buildAsentence

  • @pondartinc4002
    @pondartinc4002 Před 7 lety +339

    Trump can't finish a fucking sentence, he can't finish a thought.
    How is he going to build a wall?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +6

      Pondart Inc hire contractors and not pay them.

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality Před 7 lety +1

      Exactly!

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter Před 7 lety +2

      Even Finbarr Calamitous would make a better president.
      ...Anyone?

    • @TommyCease-zd3qt
      @TommyCease-zd3qt Před 7 lety +9

      Pondart Inc no the only way he could make America great again would be a murder suicide with mike pence.

    • @gin3868
      @gin3868 Před 7 lety +4

      Tommy don't build my hopes up.

  • @MassDynamic
    @MassDynamic Před 7 lety +3

    "HOW ON GOD'S EARTH DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!" is something i ask myself every time blondie speaks....

  • @sawrirocks
    @sawrirocks Před 7 lety +36

    Stephen just gets more and more adorable by the monologue.

  • @superj1e2z6
    @superj1e2z6 Před 7 lety +12

    The biggest accomplishment is how are we not dead yet.

  • @kfunk9390
    @kfunk9390 Před 7 lety +210

    Trump should work on building a vocabulary first...

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 Před 7 lety +2

      +K Funk You should work on getting a job, and becoming as successful as President Trump.

    • @letsrock4979
      @letsrock4979 Před 7 lety +8

      look at these butthurt Trump fans lmao

    • @rojagreen
      @rojagreen Před 7 lety +1

      K Funk I read this comment just as Stephen read, "super-duper."

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +2

      Waldo are they hiring for "born rich with a small loan of a million dollars?"

  • @mbanksinsulators
    @mbanksinsulators Před 7 lety +5

    Colbert for President!

  • @christiansantillana2399
    @christiansantillana2399 Před 7 lety +81

    This guy is straight up senile. And the fact that so many people don't notice this scares me.

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei Před 7 lety

      christian santillana lookup what happened to Woodrow Wilson during his second term.

    • @joker6790
      @joker6790 Před 7 lety +16

      christian santillana i hope you're talking about Trump

    • @christiansantillana2399
      @christiansantillana2399 Před 7 lety +7

      Aa Bb Of course. You thought I was talking about the brilliantly funny man that's hosting this show?

    • @joker6790
      @joker6790 Před 7 lety +1

      christian santillana yeah

  • @alexanderchichi
    @alexanderchichi Před 7 lety +114

    Omg this is a dark and sad period of modern american history.

    • @mazenschnefeldt5077
      @mazenschnefeldt5077 Před 7 lety +1

      Sorry but since when has America been modern?

    • @alexanderchichi
      @alexanderchichi Před 7 lety +4

      it has been up until the day trump was elected...

    • @alexanderchichi
      @alexanderchichi Před 7 lety +3

      yea, darker, scarier, and dumber...

    • @birdseyeview2457
      @birdseyeview2457 Před 7 lety

      American dreamer: until trump got elected? Our country was already in deep shit when it came down to Hilary or trump for president. Neither has the ability to fix our national debt that Obama tripled in his 8 years as president. People are so scared now that trump is president. You should have already been scared when it came down to those two. You think Hilary would have done better? They were both terrible choices.

    • @whiterottenrabbit
      @whiterottenrabbit Před 7 lety +16

      It's a dark and sad period of ALL human history. If aliens see this stupid shit from the orbit, they'll be like "Fuck them idiots, they will make us look bad in front of the Galactic Federation, if we ever make contact with those asinine cocksuckers!"

  • @mitchellkrouth5083
    @mitchellkrouth5083 Před 7 lety +89

    Laughter is the best medicine

    • @shantoreywilkins1123
      @shantoreywilkins1123 Před 7 lety

      🃏🎭🃏🎭🃏😹😂😹😂😹😂🃏🎭🃏🎭🃏😇😹😂😹😂

    • @mmaxine1331
      @mmaxine1331 Před 7 lety +8

      Mitchell Krouth 😢😢 glad we're all in this together

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 Před 7 lety +1

      Mitchell Krouth It's also the prelude to death.

    • @gin3868
      @gin3868 Před 7 lety

      David, god damnit, can't you at least let us have this...

  • @hobiwankinobi4750
    @hobiwankinobi4750 Před 7 lety +9

    Thank you for all you've done in the first hundred days Stephen!

  • @BladeWinters
    @BladeWinters Před 7 lety +41

    Trump: Doing whatever he wants with no accountability

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 7 lety +7

      BladeWinters I think that's what bothers me the most: no one holds his feet to the fire! We're the ones who are going to be left holding the bag. 😞

  • @Yonkage
    @Yonkage Před 7 lety +61

    Donald Trump writing new Daft Punk songs:
    Work it.
    Make it.
    Do it.
    Build it.
    Super-
    Duper,
    Higher,
    Better!

  • @user-fk6cb9en8v
    @user-fk6cb9en8v Před 7 lety +124

    5:13 Can someone please put Jon Batiste out of his misery? I think he's in great pain...

    • @ie004193
      @ie004193 Před 7 lety +8

      It was … unintelligible.
      ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Před 7 lety +4

    All this talk about ratings and viewers...I think Trump may still be under the impression that he's hosting a reality TV show.

  • @viditjain9846
    @viditjain9846 Před 7 lety +16

    8:22 I was listening on my headphones. I think I have tinnitus now.

  • @beareatsworld7637
    @beareatsworld7637 Před 7 lety +44

    I am so tired of winning

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 7 lety +7

    As some1 from a border state, I just want to say that it was reported that no Congressman or Senator (Democrat or Republican) from the 4 border states will support the vote for the border wall, and an article shows that the states that want the wall the most are almost all landlocked states. Here's 4 main reasons why the border wall won't work/is not worth the money hence why border state politicians don't support it: 1) Odds are that if the U.S. ends up paying for it, we will have to pay more for it now and more than likely our states will pay additional taxes for repairs, upkeep, and security which other states won't. 2) More immigrants from Mexico are returning home than entering the U.S. since their economy is growing so building a wall will make it hard for them to leave the country, and even those that do keep coming all they need are tunnels and boats to get around it. 3) Back when George Bush Jr. initiated a plan to build a fence, only 1/3 of the 1,900 miles got fenced because the border isn't just flat terrain for the entire distance; there are mountains, rivers (Rio Grande), desert, the occasional forest, and the California fault line, all of which make building any significant structure nearly impossible in those areas. 4) 1 article online said the current border wall plan would be for the government to close off/take all land owned within 10 miles of the wall on both sides of the border and prevent any future development to better guard the border, but with many cities (San Diego and El Paso for example) so close to the border, millions would lose their homes/jobs and would be displaced. So, ultimately, when you look at the facts for possibility of success and consider how this border wall would hurt Americans/the American economy, it is not worth it.

  • @TheKraetos
    @TheKraetos Před 7 lety +3

    IT'S ONLY BEEN 100 DAYS!!?? This must be how a photon feels!

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 7 lety +231

    This was the most alternatively successful 100 days of any administration in history, Period!

  • @celeschan90
    @celeschan90 Před 7 lety +155

    Never thought I'd say this, but Bush seemed like a genius compared to the sitting President.

    • @jonathanleitch6176
      @jonathanleitch6176 Před 7 lety +18

      Fancy Pancy cmon you really don't thinks he's doing a super duper better better job?

    • @boredsoimakevideos12
      @boredsoimakevideos12 Před 7 lety +8

      Name Change I think he is doing a awesome job at (unintelligible)

    • @notme377
      @notme377 Před 7 lety

      You do realize that Bush is an incredibly intelligent man? He just doesn't do speeches and interviews well. If you looked at all into his background you'd refrain from making comments that take away from the point you're trying to make.

    • @boredsoimakevideos12
      @boredsoimakevideos12 Před 7 lety +6

      Bumper 21 true, Bush was a really smart man. However the think that makes him stand out intellectually is his (unintelligible)...

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 Před 7 lety

      I KNOW. I've been thinking that this whole time. The Bush/Gore election was the first one I could vote in. That was a disappointing introduction into the world of politics. However, even though it didn't turn out the way I'd hoped, I clearly remember not thinking we were in danger of nuclear war and that we were in real danger of bigotry becoming fashionable again. I never thought I'd live to see the day Bush wasn't the worst president of my lifetime! Hell, I'd vote Bush back in to get this guy out.

  • @juandesalgado
    @juandesalgado Před 7 lety +30

    That's a great nickname. "The Unintelligible."

  • @tylergibbs1154
    @tylergibbs1154 Před 7 lety +5

    Anyone else love how Stephen always completes his gestures and movements 😂

  • @CyberAcidPlanet
    @CyberAcidPlanet Před 7 lety +18

    Jon Batiste: (unintelligible)

  • @Cinqmil
    @Cinqmil Před 7 lety +29

    Does Donald Trump know he is Donald Trump?

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 Před 7 lety

      No, he knows he is President Donald J Trump. Get it right libtard.

    • @pumamanjrandsuch
      @pumamanjrandsuch Před 7 lety +10

      Waldo that's a strong response for a pretty benign comment.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 Před 7 lety

      +Cinqmil Put the two together and guess what you get.

  • @robertsmith5744
    @robertsmith5744 Před 7 lety +45

    Mexico no pay
    Loco Gringo pay

  • @rxvideos1854
    @rxvideos1854 Před 7 lety +9

    I love Colbert's Drumpf impressions, they are *SPOT ON*

  • @Gnoizic
    @Gnoizic Před 7 lety +68

    Why the hell does my President sound like a low-budget Jar Jar Binks?

  • @TheSnowdolphin
    @TheSnowdolphin Před 7 lety +7

    20% Tarriff on Canadian Lumber, tarriff on Canadian Dairy. So yeah good job, start a trade war with #1 trading partner.

  • @diveysaini9676
    @diveysaini9676 Před 7 lety +11

    Stephen Colbert you nailed it

  • @garydailey136
    @garydailey136 Před 7 lety +2

    "Idiocracy" has arrived 500 years early. Also, netflix is showing "The Manchurian Candidate" again. Whether to laugh or cry, decisions, decisions.

  • @raniermendoza
    @raniermendoza Před 7 lety +6

    That JFK bit had me rolling 😂

  • @atcollectiblessd
    @atcollectiblessd Před 7 lety +55

    Is Stephen Colbert the King of Late Night? Because if he's not, this one monologue, not taking into account all his other great work as I'm sure he has quite the plethora, should cement him as such!

    • @Fals3Agent
      @Fals3Agent Před 7 lety +4

      he is! in fact, Fallon's tonight show remained apolitical until they realized they couldn't compete with Colbert without getting political like Colbert, so now Fallon is doing Trump jokes in his monologues too.

    • @gin3868
      @gin3868 Před 7 lety +4

      Pfff, Still not gonna watch, maybe if he rubs trump's hair again money will fly out.

    • @Krasniqi25
      @Krasniqi25 Před 7 lety

      Fals3Agent Fallon is so fake. Not funny at all

  • @jerminator8384
    @jerminator8384 Před 7 lety +98

    love Colbert one of the funniest tv hosts ever

    • @saucylight
      @saucylight Před 7 lety +6

      Agreed. Hilarious.

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude Před 7 lety +1

      Meh, he wasn't that funny on Shining Time Station

  • @Urban_Piggy
    @Urban_Piggy Před 7 lety +28

    This guy has been given so much material since Trump got in, his comedy just continues to write itself since the campaign. If Trump ever leaves office, its not going to be so easy anymore! :-D

  • @Think4aChange
    @Think4aChange Před 7 lety +22

    What I love about DJ Trump.. (unintelligible)

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +4

      superlearner9 sounds like a rapper from the early 90's...DJ Trump.

    • @missJJ_onYT
      @missJJ_onYT Před 7 lety

      aquamop15 The supreme Court Justice was supposed to be appointed during Obama's era but Republican blocked him. How does gutting Obama's era regulations are good thing when it will caused pollution and Wall Street screwing people? There never was war on coal. More immigrants were moving out of US than moving in. HAHAHA when Obama signed EO, Republican called him dictator but when Trump did it, it's an accomplishment?? LMAO. you know what people called that? Hypocrite!

  • @skylerrozen323
    @skylerrozen323 Před 7 lety +57

    Jon is getting more and more annoying

  • @nortan27
    @nortan27 Před 7 lety +27

    4 dislikes?? 4 trumpets are still sheeping for this clown?? lol lowest rated American president ever😂

  • @lindajayneclark767
    @lindajayneclark767 Před 7 lety +8

    being president of the "United" States is not a contest or a television show, Mr. POTUS

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Před 7 lety +208

    Guys, either remove Jon Batiste's mic or put him on stage with Stephen and rename the show.

    • @fingalcrom
      @fingalcrom Před 7 lety +67

      Argumemnon I am so fed up with his interjections. Both musical and vocal. They don't add anything to Stephen's delivery. They just distract.

    • @baoman774
      @baoman774 Před 7 lety +8

      So completely agree. It's distracting and doesn't fit. I cringe every time he makes noise.

    • @Nova-js4ko
      @Nova-js4ko Před 7 lety +25

      Who in the world thought that giving him a mic was a good idea? It's soooo bad...

    • @lurker1973
      @lurker1973 Před 7 lety +5

      And again, this discussion appears. They will do nothing either because they are not reading CZcams comments or they don't care.

    • @TheSmilodon85
      @TheSmilodon85 Před 7 lety +2

      He's alright man stop hating. think you all can do a better job?

  • @squirrel00713
    @squirrel00713 Před 7 lety +12

    THANK YOU Stephen for making this nightmare more tolerable. I laugh so hard, till I cry cry cry.
    #ImpeachTrump

    • @jamesburlingham4748
      @jamesburlingham4748 Před 7 lety +1

      Squirrel! impeach trump for what he hasn't done anything wrong yet. notice how I said yet implying that he might in the future

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +5

      James Burlingham Other than violate the emoluments clause, nepotism laws, and the tenth amendment? Oh, and various commissions of fraud, bribery, and obstruction of justice?

    • @jamesburlingham4748
      @jamesburlingham4748 Před 7 lety +1

      What r u a sjw it was a joke

    • @TasX
      @TasX Před 7 lety

      +James Burlingham this is a Colbert show. What do you think?

  • @Awkwardtunity
    @Awkwardtunity Před 7 lety +9

    But the Titanic joke was fine! XD

  • @ThekalKonata
    @ThekalKonata Před 7 lety +48

    tone it down, Baptiste.
    jeez.

    • @davidwoodward9528
      @davidwoodward9528 Před 6 lety +1

      Aj Evans a) You can turn on closed captioning and press "mute" b) "Batiste" is his name.

  • @jburge61
    @jburge61 Před 7 lety +18

    I'm starting to think that Donald Trump doesn't recognize himself on TV. What else could explain how he denies things he says while being recorded?