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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2024
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Komentáře • 194

  • @cervo06
    @cervo06 Před měsícem +524

    8:01 Hey Z, if you hit encourage and scored a goal, go immediately to the tactics screen and hit cancel changes - it will cancel the shout and no one will get mad :)

    • @jonssonftw
      @jonssonftw Před měsícem +92

      We've been trying to tell him this in his twitch chat for years, maybe he'll finally listen

    • @addrenry784
      @addrenry784 Před měsícem +6

      beat me to it!

    • @sVieira151
      @sVieira151 Před měsícem +4

      That required effort! 😅

    • @headstart_0g517
      @headstart_0g517 Před měsícem +7

      wanted to tell him the same, glad this is #1 in comment section ^^

    • @Vgawade449
      @Vgawade449 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@jonssonftwbro can u tell me how to watch Zealand saves from twitch , in India we don't use twitch so plz

  • @JigsawLV
    @JigsawLV Před měsícem +172

    That 18 technique CB is just Pep's wet dream

    • @FabioPCarvalho
      @FabioPCarvalho Před měsícem +7

      Do you know Fluminense? a Brazilian club... the coach plays with no original defenders... the "defenders" on his team are all middlefilders (defensive) with a lot of ball control and good passing and technic also

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 Před měsícem +6

      @@FabioPCarvalho Fluminense is the club that lost to Man City in the Club World Cup final right?

    • @deriknoah3833
      @deriknoah3833 Před měsícem

      @@spinyslasher6586 Yes, and?

    • @nigelbhebhe2805
      @nigelbhebhe2805 Před měsícem +3

      I'd train him as a DM. That's my next Andrea Pirlo right there!

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 Před měsícem +4

      @@deriknoah3833 thanks just wanted to know.

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings Před měsícem +116

    2:20 Zealand just not noticing the fact that 3 out of 4 goals are OWN GOALS.

    • @RandAlThorR
      @RandAlThorR Před 29 dny

      yeah. He missed the point of the meme. This is the first time I felt bad for AI :D

  • @nathanbrown2640
    @nathanbrown2640 Před měsícem +74

    With a midfield like that at 09:44, they need a top Marxman to bang in the goals

    • @im2fluxxed754
      @im2fluxxed754 Před měsícem +21

      Surprised neither of them play left wing

    • @TrophyGuide101
      @TrophyGuide101 Před měsícem +3

      Need a Trotskista to link up the midfield and strikers.

    • @Alpha4943
      @Alpha4943 Před měsícem +4

      Come on you Reds!

    • @Sam-es2gf
      @Sam-es2gf Před měsícem

      ​@@im2fluxxed754horseshoe theory in action

    • @nigelbhebhe2805
      @nigelbhebhe2805 Před měsícem +3

      I have a regen forward in my save called Gulag and his finishing is killer

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 Před měsícem +35

    "Grill on fire" is fun, I had "x confirm Knight capture" for some extra chess vibes.

  • @IamPrxmetheus
    @IamPrxmetheus Před měsícem +10

    I once won an El Clasico with Madrid 1-0 without anyone scoring. The scoreline just showed 1-0 without the name of the player who scored. Vardrid is real

    • @silkychris999
      @silkychris999 Před měsícem

      John Cena must have joined Real Madrid

  • @angellx12
    @angellx12 Před měsícem +60

    2:20 is that Giancarlo Esposito in Breaking Bad ?

    • @tirezfarhorn
      @tirezfarhorn Před měsícem

      Yoo, gus fring move from fast food industry to sport franchise managing oxford united LoL😂

    • @fluxx-1603
      @fluxx-1603 Před měsícem

      I can imagine him.saying to the team that they are not up to pollos standards if they are losing

  • @jobin118
    @jobin118 Před měsícem +14

    Something I found works since fm20 is that if u r winning and u get worried that the heads might drop during the match, Praise (shout) them. Its must if u r winning and r in the 80 minutes.

  • @lungabiyela9081
    @lungabiyela9081 Před měsícem +15

    This damn game loves Antony.
    I'm in 2045, and every legend compares my best player who scores 50 goals a season to Antony, who I sold after one year.

  • @lowencraft1404
    @lowencraft1404 Před měsícem +15

    As a Cornishman, glad that Newquay was on screen for 5 seconds 😊

  • @omardotbio
    @omardotbio Před měsícem +5

    3:19 This is a masterpiece lmao

  • @kd3music
    @kd3music Před měsícem +6

    regarding Encourage shout before scoring the goal, just pause when the ball is in the net and go to tactics and cancel tactics changes :)

  • @andrewbeecroft6509
    @andrewbeecroft6509 Před měsícem +6

    The 18 technique CB also had the editor pencil in the screenshot. No guarantee it's a legit player.

  • @tajj7
    @tajj7 Před měsícem +11

    How is that wonderkid CB only a decent Bundesliga 2 player? He's got 13/14s or higher for all the important physical attributes, most of his mentals are 12-16, and has very solid tackling, good first touch, good passing and excellent technique. Sure the marking/heading a little low at 11, but I am sure there are worse Bundesliga players than that,.

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 Před 28 dny

      He's a bundesliga midfielder, probably, but lacks the marking to be called a bundesliga CB. Would probably be amazing there anyways.

  • @oceanmike8516
    @oceanmike8516 Před měsícem +7

    3:47 really it took you that long to realize that as soon as I heard Bayern Leverkusen i Said yep I know where this is going.

  • @user-uc7gk4ch6s
    @user-uc7gk4ch6s Před měsícem +4

    1:47 "The stars are relative". Well, yes, but 3 and a half still ain't normal and he knows it too

  • @henrysolomons1023
    @henrysolomons1023 Před měsícem +2

    That “potted or unpotted” joke made me spit out my coffee

  • @Fabs4947
    @Fabs4947 Před měsícem +7

    with the thumbnail, idk for me it's more so Leverkusen wanting my wonderkids lol

  • @Obeekwillem
    @Obeekwillem Před měsícem

    Always love going trough the memes with Zealand! Keep it up!

  • @pwalmsley9
    @pwalmsley9 Před měsícem +4

    That Alonso meme thread is worth watching - there are some similar vibes in some of the comments that are spot-on

  • @alcatrazgd
    @alcatrazgd Před měsícem +4

    Bro became Ted lasso😂

  • @JavierLuces
    @JavierLuces Před měsícem +5

    I'm not sure if those last two midfielders are going to distribute the game evenly or only on the left.

    • @TrophyGuide101
      @TrophyGuide101 Před měsícem

      They will ask for everyone to pass them the ball so they can distribute it equally across the field then when they get the ball they won't pass it and call everyone who gets angry at them 'counter attack revolutionaries'

  • @dragdritt
    @dragdritt Před 28 dny

    Pro tip, if you have made an Encourage/Praise shout (any shout really) and your team scores/concedes. You can cancel it if you immediately pause, go into tactics and press cancel changes.
    Doing a shout counts the same as a tactical change, so you can just cancel it the same way you can cancel tactical changes.

  • @owenchong2490
    @owenchong2490 Před měsícem +4

    3:53 i knew that post was xabi alonso satire the minute i saw real sociedad b cuz idk anyone who chooses to manage B teams on FM 😂

    • @ikechuwufinnian6382
      @ikechuwufinnian6382 Před měsícem +1

      Is it possible to manage a B team in FM?
      Like Barça athletic?

    • @owenchong2490
      @owenchong2490 Před měsícem +3

      @@ikechuwufinnian6382 yup, they pop up like any other team in the job center. but managing them is an absolute headache. since you're the "B" team coach, you don't control scoring, transfers, or even which players are available on any match day.
      ur a coach in the most literal sense: u only pick the tactic and which of ur players play in that tactic.

  • @nikitakazakov3244
    @nikitakazakov3244 Před měsícem +1

    Hey Zealand
    There is a tip about encouraging in highlights
    Just go to a tactic screen after encourage and tap “cancel”/“discard changes” button, then game will cancel that encourage and you will be able to praise your players another time after goal😊

  • @georgebarnet5010
    @georgebarnet5010 Před měsícem +2

    As a massive rugby and Zealand fan, I can confirm Bevan Rodd 🦈 = Hunky Zealand😍

  • @fablotwang
    @fablotwang Před měsícem +1

    When Zealand misses your post about Nick McCootie being the top goalscorer for your local team this season, even after just signing for them in January. Gutted. Absolutely gutted 😂

  • @washmyhoohah
    @washmyhoohah Před měsícem +12

    2:35 My man was hit with the Tombstone Piledriver

    • @silkychris999
      @silkychris999 Před měsícem

      Undertaker found his way to the 2nd tier of Croatia?

  • @GladiatorAeschli
    @GladiatorAeschli Před měsícem +12

    2:25 How did you miss the 3 own goals? 😭😭

    • @MarkStanley11
      @MarkStanley11 Před měsícem +1

      Was scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed

  • @jackrodriguez6836
    @jackrodriguez6836 Před měsícem

    Useful tip: if you press encourage and your team score before the shout, you can press “tactics” and cancel the shout by cancelling changes

  • @wellmcgarnagle
    @wellmcgarnagle Před měsícem

    0:37 irony being that John Wark is absolutely a club legend for Ipswich! Put some honour on his name!

  • @piekay7285
    @piekay7285 Před měsícem +3

    For me it‘s not PSG, but a random Premier League team. I was playing as Heidenheim in Germany and found a better than my squad 16 year old Danish wonderkid, who first said that he doesn’t think that joining me would be good for his development, just to be benched by a premier league team. That hurts

    • @erpekito
      @erpekito Před měsícem

      Yeah, Premier teams usually are the best at scouting in my game too, but I usually beat them by buying the kids shortly after the transfer windows are over if they didn't buy them yet. Most clubs won't try to buy players out of the transfer window.

  • @Only-Funz
    @Only-Funz Před měsícem +1

    the pain when you go to hit Encourage and the highlight triggers the moment you click it

  • @alexisauld7781
    @alexisauld7781 Před měsícem +1

    That pair of players at the end shall... seize the means of goalscoring... or something. One of them will anyway, the other's going to ruin the whole shebang.

  • @NIDOKING
    @NIDOKING Před 29 dny

    The hammer and sickle double central midfielders. A hammer to smash the opposing playmaker's knee and a sickle to cut those sweet achiles tendons. Classic.

  • @Storm130000
    @Storm130000 Před měsícem +1

    I've found you can cancel a shout (regarding the encourage then your team scoring). If you quickly click on tactics which pauses the action, the 'cancel changes' should be selectable, which will cancel the shout.

  • @furkankose4773
    @furkankose4773 Před měsícem

    You can actually cancel encourage shout if you score but go to tactics before kickoff and press cancel , that cancels encourage shout too

  • @othavio1000
    @othavio1000 Před měsícem +1

    8:41 this happens quite often in my saves, Man Utd almost always goes under administration, usually by 2035/2036

  • @Crawfresh
    @Crawfresh Před měsícem +1

    you can actually cancel the encourage shout by going into the tactics menu and cancelling changes

  • @TheBjshaw
    @TheBjshaw Před měsícem +1

    That united 1 was from a clayts video where he gave all united players 1 ability

  • @spinyslasher6586
    @spinyslasher6586 Před měsícem +1

    9:45 I dunno if it still applies, but apparently, finishing doesn't matter for a striker as much as stats like speed, composure and anticipation does.

  • @StormSaysStuff
    @StormSaysStuff Před měsícem +1

    Man in USA wears Cape Town City FC shirt... CTC Marketing Department must be proud.

  • @garthreypert1719
    @garthreypert1719 Před měsícem

    I just appreciate the Cape Town City shirt you're wearing. Pity they can't play to that quality.

  • @youraverageguy7842
    @youraverageguy7842 Před měsícem

    That thumbnail meme is something special

  • @christianboeckh3449
    @christianboeckh3449 Před měsícem

    You've got to be kidding - Stalin and Leninho? 😂

  • @nickmeistar6407
    @nickmeistar6407 Před měsícem

    Zealand got that tornado head

  • @HairyOgres888
    @HairyOgres888 Před měsícem

    Just want to say Zealand that your moustache is incredible

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 Před měsícem

    love you moustache man

  • @Meatwad440
    @Meatwad440 Před měsícem +2

    I had the "over 150M. I spent 221M on him, but in all fairness I think I had like 600m in the transfer budget.

    • @LewisMichael-wn9kg
      @LewisMichael-wn9kg Před 28 dny +1

      The attributes mean the best or one of the 5 best center backs ever on the game, newgen or not. Trust me. He´s wrong about that. I play this since 92 and understand the "unlogic" of attributes distribution.

    • @Meatwad440
      @Meatwad440 Před 26 dny

      @@LewisMichael-wn9kg Yeah all my scouts were telling me he was definitely the best center back in the world. And he can play right back too.

    • @LewisMichael-wn9kg
      @LewisMichael-wn9kg Před 24 dny

      @@Meatwad440 He is clearly the best. No doubt. The attributes are not so stupid now like in 2000's. They are more logical. Even if the physique atributos consumes alot, the other ones are clearly superb for his role and even can make 3 positions.

  • @12mightylion
    @12mightylion Před měsícem

    Suddenly the midfield is playing left wing

  • @AMIR.HOSSEIN.9980
    @AMIR.HOSSEIN.9980 Před měsícem

    Zealand with moustache 🔥

  • @nyandmu
    @nyandmu Před měsícem

    Hammer and sickle midfield formation needed now

  • @Karpify
    @Karpify Před měsícem

    The ad on this video being for a child cancer charity was something

  • @Robin_Oliver
    @Robin_Oliver Před měsícem

    2:33 maybe he accidentally tripped over the keeper while trying to jump over him at full speed and slammed face first into the post

  • @mduduzindlovu1743
    @mduduzindlovu1743 Před měsícem

    That Cape Town City jersey is too cold bro

  • @MrMathias327
    @MrMathias327 Před měsícem

    Two of my memes in one video - it's a good day!

  • @ChesterRGC
    @ChesterRGC Před měsícem

    I've never felt this uncomfortable while looking at a moustache 😩

  • @legendOfLorenzoGreen
    @legendOfLorenzoGreen Před měsícem

    man what a zealand

  • @alexwilson7699
    @alexwilson7699 Před 29 dny

    You butter my bread zealand

  • @fivesquared7822
    @fivesquared7822 Před měsícem

    I had a 3.5 star CA at Bohemians in the Czech top flight! Couldn't hold on to him and got 12 mil out of Newcastle at 18, then cheated and checked his CA/PA - he spawned ~110 with a bad personality and was sold at ~125 with a PA 142

  • @StellaRossaGiacomino
    @StellaRossaGiacomino Před měsícem

    Surprised not seeing a meme about Zealand and Turtles

  • @dalek1111
    @dalek1111 Před měsícem

    Zealand, do you have a license for that mustache?

  • @sorrynotsorry8224
    @sorrynotsorry8224 Před měsícem +3

    Hey Zealand, would you like to buy a soul? I would like to buy FM2024.

  • @defeatstatistics7413
    @defeatstatistics7413 Před měsícem

    resting my entire starting eleven between every game so i can keep naming unchanged lineups for a month of games every three days
    this is the only way i can make stoke compete in europe

  • @ahaslwaanda6880
    @ahaslwaanda6880 Před 28 dny

    Broooo i love your Cape Town City jersey

  • @anfieldlegend8767
    @anfieldlegend8767 Před 23 dny

    the best player i ever got from a youth intake was a 15 yo french player when i was manager for lyon. at 15 he was my starter on the left wing. he had 3 stars from the beginning was 4 stars before his 17th birthday

  • @julianandrefredriksen5848

    There are 4 clubs in the 4. division that pay some bonuses. In the 3. division that would be 4the tier. Pretty much all pay bonuses. And most are considered semi pro. In norway

  • @orrivanswaeyestaert1991
    @orrivanswaeyestaert1991 Před měsícem

    Since 1992? I'm pretty sure I played the original CM on C64 with a cassette tape in 1987.

  • @c0n4n25
    @c0n4n25 Před měsícem +1

    5:19 is that an in-game editor icon?

  • @arekzawistowski2609
    @arekzawistowski2609 Před 16 dny

    4:00 it's new Lech Poznań coach. He can talk but i am not so sure about coaching

  • @mikeavina168
    @mikeavina168 Před měsícem +1

    8:01 Z not know you can cancel a shout!?!!?!

  • @arekzawistowski2609
    @arekzawistowski2609 Před 16 dny

    2:15 you realised this video 2 weeks ago and i needed to check it twice when i heard Scotland is in top 10 leagues in Europe because last time when i checked my domestic Ekstraklasa was on its back. It was 11 for last 5 seasons but there is almost 0% chance for top 10

  • @CalMccandlish
    @CalMccandlish Před měsícem +1

    Hi zealand any tips on how tf to get a senior affiliate on this game ive tried on 6 different saves at different clubs and the board cant find anyone

  • @why772
    @why772 Před měsícem +1

    2:18 is that Gus Fring??

  • @jessecupido9188
    @jessecupido9188 Před 28 dny

    Bra dalla a CPT jersey represent

  • @iconixxworld8241
    @iconixxworld8241 Před měsícem

    7:40 how can get a background like this ? What skin ?

  • @TomDallas138
    @TomDallas138 Před měsícem

    Just started the game and have no idea what to do when i loose matches because of fatigue. And injuries 😂

  • @hamilton.f1.
    @hamilton.f1. Před měsícem +1

    Manager memes footballs

  • @LeKNG
    @LeKNG Před měsícem

    Is bro rocking a Cape Town City FC jersey? Respect from South Africa🔥🔥

  • @luismao5153
    @luismao5153 Před měsícem +2

    I think there's a curse regarding the encourage shout: if you encourage during a highlight, the opposition team will score. I think it's because the game wants the encourage shout to take effect, so the game makes you concede a goal, after which is the best time for an encouragement.

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral Před 22 dny

    How can I sell my soul for the new FM when I've already done so for a previous version?

  • @olliew3223
    @olliew3223 Před měsícem

    Look, Mum! I made a Zealand video!

  • @gw7120
    @gw7120 Před měsícem

    Here is a FM meme , my club got take over , and the American owners spent 100mill on a striker and Cm , I had no say as manager in the signings 😢 LMAO

  • @Jacklnho
    @Jacklnho Před 26 dny

    1:52 ive had a 5 star at 15 in sm random ass serie c/b side 🤣🤣🤣

  • @liquid0001Squadalaxd
    @liquid0001Squadalaxd Před měsícem

    How hard is to put this videos in a playlist.. Z come on.

  • @ProfessionalNonce
    @ProfessionalNonce Před měsícem

    Why does Zealand have the same headshape as young Didier Deschamps

  • @marcusrashid
    @marcusrashid Před měsícem

    Football Manager memes that bread my butter

  • @moody1288
    @moody1288 Před 29 dny

    I deadass sold rash,lorran, Alex Scott, fresneda and Bruno to psg

  • @Oll1000
    @Oll1000 Před měsícem

    There are shouts other than "Demand more" and "Berate"?

  • @Doudounneu
    @Doudounneu Před měsícem

    8:29 Guys, you do realize that you can just cancel your previous modifications, including the "encourage" command by clicking in the bottom left during the highlight of your goal so that doesn't happen ?

  • @jameswg13
    @jameswg13 Před 27 dny

    Zealand calling scotland a top 10 league in europe.
    Me looking and laughing at the coefficients. Not anymore 🤣🤣

  • @lazaron1
    @lazaron1 Před měsícem

    Z mentioned it. Do anyone have any remedy for when the team can win the league, then they stop performing. Nothing really seems to work. 1 lose the entire season, now 4 games to go they stop performing (this is consistent in all my saves for the past 3-4 versions)... even more interesting this doesn't seem to happen to the AI
    I've tried team meeting; "everything is as normal" "we should win" and everything in between inclunding just skipping it (which seems to work the best)

  • @GameChampsTV
    @GameChampsTV Před 29 dny

    What’s with the mustachio?

  • @XXXTENTAClON227
    @XXXTENTAClON227 Před měsícem

    2:25 CZcamsr showing us why he’s a CZcamsr

  • @PixxGokou
    @PixxGokou Před měsícem

    boys I hope you know this but if you pressed encourage and they score you can still cancel it before it set's off by going to your tactics and pressing the cancel button (the same you'd use for like canceling all your subs or something)

  • @ChikaTC42
    @ChikaTC42 Před měsícem

    2:22 as a FGR fan, you get used to it

  • @Ratzy1614
    @Ratzy1614 Před měsícem

    zealand once again said free copy so i assume he has some, it wasnt my selective hearing missing him say he gave his 3 away early

  • @magnificent993
    @magnificent993 Před měsícem

    By your logic, Gerrard isn’t a Liverpool legend cause he didn’t win the PL - although he won the CL and FA cups + other things.
    I think he’s considered a Liverpool legend by both Liverpool fans and everyone else lol

  • @Welwyn2008
    @Welwyn2008 Před 25 dny

    That Lakyle is Jlloyd Samuel's son

  • @Wilsonedo
    @Wilsonedo Před měsícem +1

    Football manager scariest moments
    5). Fullbacks on zero goals (when Matthew targett is central and driving at my goal, there's only one place it's going [stanchion]. Tell me why in every save a fullback is scoring his first goal of the season from 40 yards out.
    4). Everton 4-2-3-1 wing play🥵 (Let me tell you about Dwight Beckham David McNeil I have never seen anything more pinpoint in my. He could find a needle in the haystack, the crosses are a joke plus put it being evidence ground at the goodison mould. Mould by the goodisons
    3). Potential knee injury (All my bloody lord, when I see red injury and it says potential knee injury, it's over 6+ months minimum you know you are finished you may as well go put them on the transfer list they will never be same.)
    2). 6ft 4 plus players (for some reason they are viewed as superior they get away with everything they are just better at everything)
    1). Liverpool away (on this game Liverpool away will go down in history as one of the most torturous experience you can have, I have seen men become boys, I've told my therapist about it, it's a murder ground it's got blood all over it dripping from the stands. The worst place on planet earth and nothing comes close )

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 Před měsícem

      My left back scored his first goal with a 40 yard screamer in my current save! Finally it's happened to me, not against me

    • @gaffer2602
      @gaffer2602 Před měsícem

      As a Liverpool fan, I raise you this: Burnley/Sean Dyche away on a Monday (or midweek) night. Especially if it's under floodlights