31 minutes of best one-liners. Mock The Week Compilation by Gary Delaney - all 18 Wheel of news sets

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  • čas přidán 3. 01. 2021
  • Tour: Gary Delaney.com Twitter@GaryDelaney Facebook/Tik-tok/Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian There's a newer version of this with the sound fixed and the repeated section removed
    • 30 minutes of best one...
    I've a new tour on sale now for the second half of 2021 and 2022. The first dates are already on sale at www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen from Covid 19 shutdowns, so don't worry I'm not planning on leaving out Brum, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Belfast, Norwich and all the other currently missing places. I'll let my mailing list know when new venues are added or when sold out venues drop social distancing and hence release more tickets.
    On Blue Monday 18th Jan 2021 I'm releasing a free download of my first tour show to subscribers to my mailing list. You can join at www.garydelaney.com
    OK, that's it. If you want to follow me on my socials the easiest way is probably to use the link on my website. If you want to subscribe to this channel you're welcome.

Komentáře • 527

  • @GaryDelaneyComedian
    @GaryDelaneyComedian  Před 3 lety +196

    There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed.
    czcams.com/video/8BRn5ic0nss/video.html
    Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com
    More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows.
    If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.

    • @johnconnor3865
      @johnconnor3865 Před 3 lety +8

      Who brings animals to a comedy show?

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety +7

      Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'.
      You have won the internet in all perpetuality.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety +3

      Gotta love Tiff. Hot yes but shes easy on the eye. Plus attractive.

    • @GjergjMero
      @GjergjMero Před 3 lety +1

      Who the fuck complained about that repeated section? Damn you PETA!

    • @stephenrees7041
      @stephenrees7041 Před 3 lety

      It's still repeated bruh

  • @nickedmund
    @nickedmund Před 3 lety +755

    For years i enjoyed going to see Gary live until he fixed the hole in his garden fence.

  • @alecharmson8961
    @alecharmson8961 Před rokem +80

    When the comedians start laughing you know the joke is a home run. Greg's reaction around the 6 minute mark is timeless 😂

    • @5cott1711
      @5cott1711 Před rokem +2

      When the comedians start laughing it’s part of the rehearsed performance

  • @fragfb4175
    @fragfb4175 Před 3 lety +153

    Easily my favourite comedian. His jokes are easy to steal and use down the pub. You know, pub. Remember those?

    • @sfxfreakz8446
      @sfxfreakz8446 Před 3 lety +6

      Aahh the memories of the pub. Takes me back to the good old days 🤣

    • @williamdonnelly895
      @williamdonnelly895 Před 3 lety +2

      What are jokes? 🤔

    • @erinobrien8408
      @erinobrien8408 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻

    • @williamdonnelly895
      @williamdonnelly895 Před 2 lety +1

      @@erinobrien8408 🤣👌🤣

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't you long for precedented times? The Before Time seems so long ago.

  • @andrewbinney2757
    @andrewbinney2757 Před 3 lety +60

    Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 Před 3 lety +84

    You know you’re good when you’ve got other comedians crying with laughter!👍🏻

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před rokem +1

      This comment makes no sense.

    • @bigkuriboh3814
      @bigkuriboh3814 Před rokem

      @@fezzik7619 how so?

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před rokem

      @@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.

    • @bigkuriboh3814
      @bigkuriboh3814 Před rokem +4

      @@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před rokem +1

      @@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.

  • @tonygriffin_
    @tonygriffin_ Před 3 lety +178

    Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.

  • @mandead
    @mandead Před rokem +10

    "Muzzle him."
    "I don't know, but he's got a beard"
    That's absolutely brilliant.

  • @alfonso4955
    @alfonso4955 Před 3 lety +45

    He is without doubt one of the funniest comedians around. Most comedians don't even raise a smile from me, he had me in tears! Real talent.

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 Před 3 lety +41

    Alcoholic ginger beer was an absolute belter, as was the diesel escort

  • @rappel322
    @rappel322 Před 3 lety +20

    The one with couple weaving on the road and you shouting: GET A LOOM! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🎉 Love from Denmark

  • @Poet1968
    @Poet1968 Před 3 lety +37

    I think he's very under rated. Should be more famous 😊

  • @unbiasedcobra6672
    @unbiasedcobra6672 Před 3 lety +36

    I haven't had to pause a video so many times to catch my breath and wipe my eyes in a long time. This was brilliant.

  • @66Viscount
    @66Viscount Před 3 lety +35

    Absolutely brilliant.....watching this in bed at night with headphones on and been told off by the other half for laughing so much🤣

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 Před 3 lety +19

    "Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl" Lol 😂 That's hilarious.

  • @ashb702
    @ashb702 Před 3 lety +48

    You can see the other comedians die inside when he tells some of his jokes.

  • @Handel9000
    @Handel9000 Před rokem +8

    I love the way he cracks himself up! 🤣

  • @jjharson7344
    @jjharson7344 Před rokem +18

    In my humble opinion this man is a comic genius, his timing and delivery is perfect..... one liners - Tommy Cooper - never heard of her! ;)

  • @rodintoulouse3054
    @rodintoulouse3054 Před 3 lety +10

    Glad i found this compilation . One of the best British comedians. I miss your humour since i left the uk

  • @rshunt3r
    @rshunt3r Před 3 lety +36

    Thanks Gary for putting some laughter and a smile on all our faces during this shite time we are in.
    Great Stuff

  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign Před 3 lety +26

    Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant. I've come up with a hundred great one liners this year, but I stole them all from you. It was a stoke of genius.

  • @michaelhesford5191
    @michaelhesford5191 Před rokem +5

    I can’t watch Gary without crying ! He’s my favourite

  • @loqutisborg5416
    @loqutisborg5416 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Abso-tively, Pos-ilutely HILARIOUS

  • @andydonnelly8677
    @andydonnelly8677 Před 3 lety +17

    I'm gonna be honest and say I'm stealing these one liners, comedy gold.🤣😂👍

  • @mrmiscellaneous105
    @mrmiscellaneous105 Před 3 lety +22

    Milton Jones: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @colinevans7134
    @colinevans7134 Před 2 lety +5

    I've seen them all but gary is the best of one liners can watch him for hours love it 8 kind regards colin from croydon surrey 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 Před 3 lety +38

    Well this just made my day a lot better. Thanks for the laughs Gary.

  • @stevious7278
    @stevious7278 Před 3 lety +25

    My stomach hurts and my face is wet from the tears!
    Sooo needed a good laugh in 2021.
    Thanks heaps mate. Love your work!

  • @dollybozter8183
    @dollybozter8183 Před 3 lety +60

    I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times.
    Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude

  • @SlimShady40
    @SlimShady40 Před rokem +8

    Gary Delaney is absolutely hilarious. Just quality material

  • @chinabeach82
    @chinabeach82 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Knock knock, who's there grandad shit stop the funeral" 🤣🤣

  • @kevintracey4644
    @kevintracey4644 Před 3 lety +17

    Priceless!

  • @frankdehaan3980
    @frankdehaan3980 Před 8 měsíci +2

    So many funny tv shows in the UK, love watching them. This is one of my favorites, and Gary should be on alot more of those shows, this was epic 😂

  • @mackkaman
    @mackkaman Před měsícem

    Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this

  • @clungepoker6749
    @clungepoker6749 Před 2 lety +5

    My favouritist comedian of ever... I have watched this compilation countless times and still laugh my arse off every time 😂😂😂

  • @emmettcoen
    @emmettcoen Před 3 lety +10

    He's so underrated... he is so funny 😂

  • @terryspurr6753
    @terryspurr6753 Před 3 lety +14

    Cracks me Gary up when you start laughing before the punchline....
    It’s as if you know what’s coming. 😂

  • @justicelut
    @justicelut Před 3 lety +7

    So fast and the best at one liners. Go Gary!

  • @jimmythefarker
    @jimmythefarker Před 3 lety +7

    always been my king of one liners. Love to see him live (in New Zealand)

  • @jaileal8806
    @jaileal8806 Před 3 lety +6

    You are one talented man Gary, thanks so much for sharing. Can't wait to see you live once life returns to normal..

  • @RichTBiscuit101
    @RichTBiscuit101 Před 3 lety +10

    Gary, you are a genius. Thank you for all the laughs

  • @noeldarby1635
    @noeldarby1635 Před 2 lety +5

    I can rewatch this material over and over......never get bored, gary, tim vine ,milton and stu francis are the dogs bollocks 👍

  • @Hiltok
    @Hiltok Před 3 lety +31

    Thank you Mr.Delaney.
    PS You make me laugh more rapidly than Sarah does, but I prefer listening to her voice. Anyhow, you're both champions. Carry on.

  • @ayoubniyaz
    @ayoubniyaz Před 3 lety +11

    Haven't laughed this hard in ages. In tears

  • @nq875
    @nq875 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow, I needed this right now, brilliant!!🤣🤣

  • @wanderingbrummie
    @wanderingbrummie Před 3 lety +24

    He’s absolutely brilliant live, so many jokes in one night. See him if you get a chance.

  • @peterschuetz8802
    @peterschuetz8802 Před 3 lety +6

    Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.

  • @clivemcdaid8817
    @clivemcdaid8817 Před 3 lety +3

    Best comedian ever. Love your work. Thanks.

  • @donb3557
    @donb3557 Před 3 lety +6

    Incredibly funny and an imagination that’s in the stratosphere clever beyond words👍🏼

  • @kevcrookham9386
    @kevcrookham9386 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant. Just too good

  • @PS_testing321...
    @PS_testing321... Před 2 lety +2

    Genius. Why I loved George Carlin so much, the play on words. Well done!

  • @petetong9725
    @petetong9725 Před 3 lety +7

    Some cracking stuff in there....
    Mint

  • @derekcable
    @derekcable Před 3 lety +5

    Always looked forward to Gary on Mock The Week 😂 Must try & see him live 😊

    • @GaryDelaneyComedian
      @GaryDelaneyComedian  Před 3 lety +6

      Tour on sale now at GaryDelaney.com more dates to be added through 2021 as places reopen.

  • @UK-ScOpE
    @UK-ScOpE Před měsícem

    trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)

  • @hans-christianlarsen6762
    @hans-christianlarsen6762 Před 3 lety +12

    It's just as funny second time around 🤣👏😁 One liners are hard, but beautiful when timed and delivered like this 😎👍

  • @juggenbugger
    @juggenbugger Před 3 lety +4

    could watch you all day

  • @almilhouse9059
    @almilhouse9059 Před 3 lety +27

    Great comedian.
    Keep up the jokes pal

  • @steveprice638
    @steveprice638 Před 3 lety +2

    Just brilliant!

  • @keithlittlebury2986
    @keithlittlebury2986 Před rokem +1

    Thank God the video finally ended! I just couldn't sustain so much laughing out loud. I'm in tears of laughter. 👍🙏

  • @jerrybutler1336
    @jerrybutler1336 Před rokem +2

    thx gary, love your stuff

  • @charliemopic470
    @charliemopic470 Před 3 lety +1

    Outstanding - cheers 🍻

  • @user-fl8yv7rz6f
    @user-fl8yv7rz6f Před 6 měsíci

    I've been watching, thanks for Gary Delaneying.

  • @marklevics9902
    @marklevics9902 Před 3 lety +15

    Always makes me laugh which in these difficult times is worth it’s weight in gold 👍

  • @SuperRichie200
    @SuperRichie200 Před 3 lety +5

    Sooo dammed funny. Just discovered him and gonna book up for his next tour.

  • @blank-dr2kx
    @blank-dr2kx Před 3 lety +4

    Brilliant fresh comedian, had me laughing start to finish

  • @Class158
    @Class158 Před 3 lety +8

    Diesel in the escort! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dineshdewanand3755
    @dineshdewanand3755 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow. Good stuff. Thank you.

  • @sssnakeplisskin3867
    @sssnakeplisskin3867 Před 3 lety +2

    Amazingly funny thanks Gary

  • @GCEGZ
    @GCEGZ Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant stuff!

  • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095

    Excellent Gary. :)
    The "Pro Bono" and "Winnie the Pooh" gags were my favourites.

  • @rooflessmofo
    @rooflessmofo Před 2 lety +1

    Such a gift.

  • @susannewton970
    @susannewton970 Před rokem

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @cathygee8147
    @cathygee8147 Před 3 lety +1

    Excellent- sooooo very clever🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

  • @lakesbiker7286
    @lakesbiker7286 Před 3 lety +3

    Simply brilliant. Wanted to watch Garry live at a venue near me. Sold out in hours!

    • @GaryDelaneyComedian
      @GaryDelaneyComedian  Před 3 lety +4

      The people on my mailing list tend to snap up all the tickets before they reach general sale in smaller venues. Join the mailing list!

  • @pauljackson2409
    @pauljackson2409 Před 3 lety +3

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @Hamg0iik
    @Hamg0iik Před 3 lety +3

    Thus guy is amazing!

  • @sadduck28
    @sadduck28 Před 3 lety +5

    Funny funny man with perfect comic timing , there is something
    dark about Gary Delaneys comedy which is truly fabulous , love it

  • @richtaylor2129
    @richtaylor2129 Před 7 měsíci

    Love it!!!!!

  • @MisterGerdy
    @MisterGerdy Před 3 lety +2

    so good !

  • @deangriffiths9740
    @deangriffiths9740 Před 3 lety +1

    That cheered me up thanks 👍👌👌

  • @johannesaxeman4508
    @johannesaxeman4508 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Awesome!!!!! keep it up!

  • @argo12
    @argo12 Před 3 lety +3

    I liked the ones that made you laugh as you were telling them!

  • @jeremyjs8863
    @jeremyjs8863 Před 3 lety +3

    joyous !

  • @matthalpin1981
    @matthalpin1981 Před rokem +1

    This bloke is brilliant.

  • @robertmurphy635
    @robertmurphy635 Před 3 lety

    Really enjoyed that ☺

  • @Skuffy777
    @Skuffy777 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @blank-dr2kx
    @blank-dr2kx Před 3 lety +11

    Gary mate! I think you have a really good balance of comedy, some outright hilarious stuff to totally cringing gags that cross the line but not too far, just enough to keep us shocked. Too far ruins a joke in my opinion because you dont know if you should be laughing or not, yours were just enough to maximise the laugh if you get me. You got it spot on👍

  • @akashjan4
    @akashjan4 Před rokem +1

    Your one-liners are brilliant. Just purchased your book 🙌🏼

  • @shallowfakes593
    @shallowfakes593 Před 3 lety +1

    great job!

  • @PiusXulu
    @PiusXulu Před 3 lety +2

    Awesome!

  • @gsimatty
    @gsimatty Před 3 lety +6

    The best one liner comedian ever!

    • @mewan1708
      @mewan1708 Před 3 lety

      Nope.. Tim vine is

    • @jonsirulesx9929
      @jonsirulesx9929 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mewan1708 It's all personal taste and I go with Gary Delaney for one-liners. I have seen a lot of Tim Vine, admittedly only on tv, and genuine can't remember finding many of his jokes funny, and I find a lot of his jokes/puns where he has visual props to be very contrived and laboured. However I accept many people find him funny so put it down to differences of taste. It's the same with Peter Kay. A friend showed me several DVDs of his live shows one evening and I couldn't find any humour whatsoever in several hours of material, but all the while my friend was in hysterics. On the flip side - I really like Jerry Sadowitz but I know many people who really hate him. I also like several female comedians but know people who don't believe a woman can be funny. Taste is ephemeral.
      I don't say one comedian is better than another, but I do say I prefer one comedian to another.

    • @mewan1708
      @mewan1708 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jonsirulesx9929 well said

  • @velvetunderpants44
    @velvetunderpants44 Před 3 lety +1

    Some great stuff here

  • @NCTurbulence
    @NCTurbulence Před rokem

    Brilliant stuff 😊👍

  • @stevenallan5822
    @stevenallan5822 Před 3 lety +1

    Great stuff 😄

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 Před 3 lety +3

    Utter genius!

  • @cglees
    @cglees Před rokem

    He’s brilliant!

  • @tamaslengyel1497
    @tamaslengyel1497 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Some of these jokes are so nicely layered with darker tones and "chef's kiss" play on words.

  • @morebasheder
    @morebasheder Před 3 lety +3

    Some proper belly laughs on this one. Quality

  • @ozigreen9076
    @ozigreen9076 Před 2 lety

    Love this guy

  • @scranneroram
    @scranneroram Před 3 lety +36

    There's some real whiners on here, who cares if bits are repeated or the sync is out, it's funny ffs. Thanks, Gary, I don't know how you create so much material.