Gary Delaney: Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013 A FULL SHOW of one-liners live
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- This is my first special. It's all the jokes from my first tour back in the day. You can download a free and slightly longer version of this without adverts (and with a few more dubious jokes in it) by joining my mailing list at www.garydelaney.com and looking for the download link in your confirmation email. This youtube version has proper subtitles available as an option for those who want them.
I'm on tour now with my fourth tour 'Gary in Punderland'. Tickets are here www.garydelaney.com Each new tour is all new jokes. I tour the UK and occasionally Ireland. I don't play the rest of the world as I hate flying.
A recording of my second tour will also be available later in '21 as my second special, called Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017. It was recorded on the same night as this one @HotWaterComedyClubLiverpool in Liverpool. This special will be available first as a free download for people on my mailing list, and then a slightly edited version will make it's way onto CZcams about six months later.
These first two tours are basically the shows that I hammered the jokes from for my 18 Mock the Week and 2 Live at the Apollo appearances plus a few other TV odds and sods, although there's also a decent amount of stuff that was never on the telly, and there's edits available of just the stuff that wasn't on the telly if you look in the playlists.
I've got a joke book out called Gary in Punderland. It's got 1000 jokes in it. Which is basically all the jokes from my first two tours, some older stuff form club sets and other stuff I never used live.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and I post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.
That'll do, come to a show if you like this sort of thing.
Thanks
Gary - Komedie
This is my pinned comment where I'm shamelessly whoring my new tour Gary In Punderland. www.garydelaney.com Thanks if you've enjoyed this and said something nice, or even if you haven't and said something shitty. Algorithms like it all the same I guess.
My algorithms hurt
Something shitty.
And there's me thinking algorithms were when climate conscious US politicians got funky on the dance floor!
@@SoundtrackAudioCom took me a minute
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If this doesn't cheer you up, phone a doctor straight away. What an hour of pure class.
What an amazing comedy variety show! He used so many different forms of comedy and they all worked so well together. Easily some of the most genius one-liners of any comedian!!
Super sharp and the best one liner comedian around. Really hoping I can see Gary live one day. Thanks Gary - you rock!!
Gonna disappoint you, but Gary already lived more than one day.
@electroborg that is excellent. Very funny. Good one. Lmao.
One thing I love about watching your routines, whether on MTW or your tours is that you always look to be having a great time when on stage and that’s awesome!
His chuckle between jokes is the best kind of laugh
Are you taking the piss? It's irritating. You can tell a shit comic when he does that!
Agreed :)
Best I've watched in ages. The crowd in this video were tremendous as well. Nearly pished myself twice .
I love his jokes that tag on to the end of the previous joke.
Haven't laughed so much in years!
Absolutely amazing, the A40 joke is a classic.
Not just funny, he's absolutely hilarious
Ive just booked front row in Jan 2023. I cant wait!
Absolute legend, one of the best comedians I would say
Your better lol
@@imnotahealthandsafetyperso4889 it’s You’re….
@@anonymoususer480 depends on if you are funny or not 😂
Loved the joke about being bummed by the Chef.😆
Your jokes inspired me to start writing. You’re one of my absolute favorites, Gary. Great stuff. You’re hilarious.
Good for you buddy! I want to write a joke but I'm illitritate 😁😜
Use one long sentence with two commas. That’s my tip for you.
@@GaryDelaneyComedian here’s my favorite original. I’m thoroughly enjoying the process.
My wife’s always going on about how she’d like some leggings, but I don’t know… she can’t even handle a fisting.
Not bad at all. Just keep writing and trying stuff out. I use about 5 percent of what I write in live shows.
@@BassTromBen Haha! Like it!
He is very clever!!! He always used to win as far as I could tell in the stand up section of Mock the Week!!! Would love to see him live!!!
Thanks. I’m on tour now. Garydelaney.com
1 minute in and it’s hilarious. Good luck with the tour. Thanks for posting these.
Genius….I watch over and over and laugh everytime….funniest hour on utube
I have never made use of the tea and coffee making facilities in any hotel since watching this video.
Although I've watched many of your videos and heard some of these before, there were some new jokes that made me burst out laughing. Thanks for the laughs, really made my day!
Just the funniest man alive!!
Thanks
@@GaryDelaneyComedian you're welcome!!
Funniest comedian I have seen in years
Gary to stop getting bored my wife and i listen to you when making love ….so far the longest i’ve lasted is nineteen jokes …but it’s comforting to know she’s laughing at you not me….
This is the best ever CZcams comment, bravo sir, bravo.
Don’t worry. She does the same for me.
Lmao
Can't wait for July seeing him live for the second time with my mum and sibling who's seeing him for the first time.
Always making me laugh.. thanks from across the pond
Brilliant. Thanks.
I love your comedy mate, Can't wait to see your new stuff live :) Thanks
Absolutely brilliant came across Gary by accident so glad I did great comedian
same here.
Did you wipe it off and say sorry?
Great stuff Gary, made my day!
The King Of The One Liners 😂
So funny, had my crying with laughter a lot!
You’re a legend mate… have seen this entire show before. Still cracked me up all over again ✌🏾
One of my favourite comedians
Awesome Gary, keep up the good work
Great work, sir!
A very funny guy 👍
I laughed from start to finish!! Man you're funny!!
@johnnytheprick OK now dear!!
Hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
Superb. Good luck with the tour.
brilliant work 10/10
One my favorites since listening to you on the comcom podcast. !
that's quite possibly the heaviest crowd ive ever seen
But your 16st 🤦🏻♂️
In my proper world. We say fat.
@@pelvicthrustful *American
@@bluesbr0ther588 Was making a joke saying that the word isn't "fat" it's "American". I know they are not from America, just that they are supporting their culture.
His laugh makes me laugh.
What a fantastic audience!
Looks like they had a riot. Would have made that dude remove his hat though!
That what I came here to say. looked like the front row especially had a great night
@@alanmorris8783 yes its actually considered bad manners for a man to wear a hat indoors in Scotland though not so much in a bar, but club and restaurant is much frowned on. church or chapel is down right offensive .
Good man Gary!!
Brilliant. You could take a cruise to NZ! ;)
You're awesome. We love you.
Happy New Year Gary & your lovely Mrs
Thanks for the gift of this video delivered by my CZcams algorithm, fantastic stuff 👍😂
you are the best .. i have seen you live before, and am looking forward to seeing you live again next month in peterborough
Thanks, Gary! Brightened a shitty day!
You are the king of puns sir. king Gary now there's a TV show title, I wonder if its taken........oh poo, its taken. Still the best show I've seen in a long long while. Love you man
Amazing m8! Haven't laughed that much in years 👍🏻
Legend.
Amazing. I'll see you in Gloucester in December. 👍🏻
I absolutely love your stand up comedy shows lots of love from Kenya (Africa) you're jokes usually make my day❤
Brilliant !!! How on earth does he remember them all …. Never a second gap between each joke
He uses mnemonic tricks. For example he mostly tell his gf jokes in a row ;). Probably he connects the jokes in series in his own logical and easy to remember way.
Basically yes. Some chinking of jokes by topic but most Of it is using a memory palace ie turn every joke into a vivid image then mentally place them somewhere you know well. eg your house. Then remember your house = remember your jokes.
@@GaryDelaneyComedian This reminds me , what was that joke about Alzheimers I told you ? I can't remember it .
@@GaryDelaneyComedian Hi Gary, I watch your same videos and i lmao every time. I wanted to ask you, since you mentioned your house memory trick for telling each joke.
Do you go in certain rooms and only tell certain Jokes? Lol. Haaa haa. Just me being whitty. You can use it, no fees. Lol. I hope your recent tour was extremely successful.
Glen, USA.
Yes. I do exactly that. You pick the right ones from that room for that crowd
Comedic genius
your jokes inspired me to take them and use them on my mates! legend
Gary Delaney and Jimmy Carr - one and the same for humor and wit!
In tears but can't remember most of the jokes the next day. You tell ppl how good Gary is then can't get passed 2 jokes. 😟
Such a funny bloke
The pictures are awesome 👌 👏
Excellent!!!
Every joke a winner!
Thank you for uploading- enjoyed watching that. Think I remember some of those from a tiny room in the pleasance (Attic?) in 2010.
The cellar. My first Edinburgh show which became my first tour a couple of of years later.
@@GaryDelaneyComedian saw the tour too, at the Newcastle Stand (Steve Day as support). I might even have the sheet of jokes you handed out at Edinburgh in my Fringe file.
You’re ahead of me. I don’t think I’ve got a copy of that anymore.
You missed the possessive apostrophe in "Fairy Godmothers Hypothesis". Also, thanks for making my day with all the laughter!
All good gags but I got fed up looking at the same people over laughing. Best to watch this on the radio
Gaz,u tophat 1liners!!
Imagine there's no red tape and no joke is too rude or too soon just everything allowed ahhhh 🥰 Gary would be killer master I bet!
I lived through the 70's mate, that sht ain't allowed anymore because the world is more considered now..apparently :P But yes the free-est comedy is the best :)
Is that a beat to a former US Vice President?
The Al Gore rhythm.
Gary tackling the Scousers, knowing his cut throat approach I think he's a brave man. 😂 Making us wait 6 days too!? You bloody tease! 🤪❤
I am in the US so there are some jokes I don’t get, but the Fairy Godmother had me rolling!
Brilliant...
So great, and you really look like you enjoy yourself too. The penis extension joke is my favourite. Told it at a rather high class dinner party to mixed results!!
He is true class
Legend
The always funny Mr. Millican!!!!!! You and the Mrs should do a tour together.
His laugh sets me off.
Ill never use a hotel room kettle again
funny as hell!
Very clever. Very funny great delivery!
Brilliant
Reared in wales!
intelligent jokes ...👍
Very very funny guy. Lol.
Glad u told me what the instrument was. An Obo. I literally couldn't work it out. An obey i dunno.
cheered me up, ta
Good to see Paddy from Emmerdale there
Towards the beginning of the video, was that Dara O'Briain in the front row (black shirt, left hand side)?
CZcams said video was 53 minutes but it seemed much longer. I watched it for 90 minutes and there was still 47 minutes left
My boyfriend shared with me the BBC video on FaceBook that did not give you credit and here I am laughing my butt off lol Subscribed!!!
Do you ever cross the pond into Canada?
Great job Gary. I am your fan in Nigeria and I also want to learn how to write jokes like you
Hes very clever isnt he? His jokes are a play on words. How he thinks of so many i wish i knew myself....highly inteligent funny guy
The woman in the front row 😂
I once asked Gary for a good punchline....he said stand over there in that line and when it's your turn I'll punch you.
He is a very funny man.He makes Covide 19 better.
Didn't know he works at Wuhan.
Michael J Fox collecting the glasses lol
Bob Monkhouse recommended Milton before anyone heard
He reminds me of kenny Everett
When are we getting new material
How does he remember them all?
When he was in his late teens, during the blitz, my father worked in the Hoover building. I remember him saying that he went up onto the roof and watched the German bombers go over, being passed from searchlight to searchlight but there were not enough ack-ack guns available to shoot at them. He said they were low enough to distinguish the crew inside the Do17's.