Harry Potter Was a Bad Quidditch Player
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Quidditch's most popular player in history just so happens to be its most fraudulent...
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Get ready to learn Parselmouth buddy
What is that PFP?
@@baseballmonster9357 Barry Bonds
@@woodrowwilson2430 you LIKE Wilson?
@@baseballmonster9357no. It is Barry Bonds, like he just said.
“Harry Potter, the boy who load-managed” might single handedly be the single greatest joke in the history of this channel
Shouldn’t have changed the title 🥲
Quidditch Busts: Harry Potter
Harry Potter a victim of circumstance.
Year 1: Battled the dark lord. Year 2: Killed a basilisk/Quidditch canceled early. Year 3; Quidditch cup. Year 4: Triwizard Tournament. Year 5: Barred from playing because other player drew a fight out of him by throwing slurs around. Year 6: Was cheated out a chance to play in championship but had captained his team to be good enough to win anyway. Year 7: SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD!
Potter is by no means the best of all time, but under a microscope, he was still an amazing player, and by no means overrated.
Stop riding his broomstick
In year 1: he didn’t fight him till the end of the year he could’ve played in all the games. Year 5: you know who else hears slurs every other notable athlete ever, if Jackie Robinson could put up 60 WAR Harry could’ve kept his hands in his pockets. Year 6: he was kept out because of his own conduct. There were extenuating circumstances but 9 games in essentially a five year career is inexcusable.
The mouth Golden Snitch catch is basically the equivalent of the David Tyree catch in the Superbowl
Real ones know he got carried by Oliver Wood, The Weasley Twins and Angelina Johnson
But my girl Katie Bell is the only that threepeated!!!!
@@SSJRadioBluth in defense of all those players, they would have too had they not aged out
@@HufflepuffBaseball42313I completely agree. They needed that fourth year! We were robbed of the Weasley-Chaser threepeat! Triwizard Tournament was fixed. It all came out even though the minister of magic tried his best to silence it! 😂
@@SSJRadioBluth I never did trust that Fudge guy much. Scrimgeour ‘96!
The Alicia Spinnet slander in this comment section
You forget that even Viktor Krum praised his flying ability after seeing him accomplish the first task in the Triwizard Tournament (another event beyond Harry’s control that lost him a whole season)
Between you and me, I heard he was coasting through classes his first years. He didn’t “red shirt” his last season. A new regime came to run the school and he couldn’t handle the curriculum. I heard he actually attacked the new head master that year. There are rumors that he killed a guy. He was never going pro. He was a trust fund kid anyway and didn’t have the work ethic.
bro hit the portal when a new headmaster came in
@@StarkRavingSports I mean the kid got a top broom from a Booster and opened it right in the cafeteria. That’s a clear violation of amateur quidditch rules. But as long as he had Dumbledore watching his back, he was totally shameless and didn’t worry about getting caught. No one even questioned the strange relationship between a 14 year old kid and a 120 year old man. So many red flags here. Thanks for having the courage to speak on this. If you suddenly get hit with a “random cruciatis curse”, know there are people who have your back.
Need a breakdown of Lightning McQueen’s on screen career and the Cars goat debate next year for April fools
"He didnt have that three headed dog in him" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha amazing
Catching the Snitch grants 150 pts and ends the game, it doesn't guarantee victory. Score enough without catching the Snitch and you still win.
the ben simmons of quidditch
You didn't even mention that while Draco nepo'd his way on to the team, Harry went and one-upped him the very next year by getting his godfather to send him a world-class broom. After, by the way, costing his team the game by falling to the ground just because he couldn't handle some bad vibes.
This is the April fools content I love
I'm not buying this at all. In 4 years of eligible play during his career, (Quidditch was canceled in his 2nd and 4th year) Gryffindor won the cup 3 of those 4 years. The only year Gryffindor didn't win the cup was in Harry's rookie season. This video is poorly researched because it calculates his games played per year without acknowledging the suspended seasons. I mean, they only play 3 games a season as it is. That's 12 total in his 4 eligible seasons and he played in 9 of them.
Bruh. The Gryffindor chasers are so dominant it's severely underrated. Those girls were destined to win together no matter what. The Twins were also elite beaters. And not to mention the GOAT Ginny. That won two cups at two different positions.
You can't forget that once the Nimbus 2000 got overtaken by the Nimbus 2001, Harry went 1-1. He then got the new best broom in the game and proceeded to lose one game after this, and all of his wins came by his broom being best and NOT skill. The lesson: Harry Potter is overrated and Quidditch is a pay-to-win game.
OMG I've been waiting for this. Had to pause before it started. He is overrated but not because of his own skill. As shown by his mastery of the Wronsky Feint against a dragon in the books. And the fastest capture of the Snitch in Hogwarts History. But because his team is absolutely spectacular. Wood was an astounding Captain and Keeper. The Twins were elite beaters cause they got the worst brooms on the squad and due wonders for their team.
But the CHASERS! Bro every game Angelina, Alicia and Katie are in perfect sync. I remember reading them like damn Katie Bell be scoring everytime she gets possession. And of course she's the only one that threepeats. Their performance in the first win really earned them the cup. Against a Slytherin team with the second best broomstick across the board.
And lastly the GOAT.
The girl that won the cup at two positions in the same season. Chaser/Seeker! Then did it again the next dang year cause she said you fugly bruh I can't let you beat me. (To Cho Chang)
Ginny Weasley.
Girl carried the 96 and 97 squad to back to backs. And if it wasn't for the Dark Lord kind of taking over the world would have threepeated and Katie repeated the school year so she said Four times and We Gone!
And you know Ginny would have won her seventh year too. She was gonna fourpeat if The Dark Lord didn't segregate Quidditch again. Even if they won in 98 it's with an asterisk. 😂
Edit: OMG it's better than I expected. Thank you! Yes. To us muggles with wizarding family members we understand that yeah dude wasn't Even rookie of the year his own debut season cause that was Katie Bell. (Charlie Weasley the much more talented Griffindor that didn't turn pro, was on the team the season before!) Lots of talent. Only three outstanding performances. 🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 HELL YEAH GINNY WEASLEY FTMFW BRUH!!!!
The golden snitch is such a dumb concept too because you can catch it and lose if you down by more than 150 points lol. Put Victor Krum on Gryffndor instead of Harry and they're getting the 7-peat
Really a Derek Jeters type career
If Jeter was held to the same standards as Harry, Jeter would be the GOAT lol. Dude made pro, in 2700+ games he was never ejected, there were no problems with accessibility, ws mvp, etc. He was an average SS, but prolific hitter. I concede that Jeter is overhyped but not overrated.
This is what i subbed to this channel for.
this one was for you guys :)
Hey folks at SRS, can you do a video on Football X-7 stadium from Phineas and Ferb?
5:00 Damn. That Demar Hamlin line straight fire
This is essentially the equivalent of a Barry McCockiner Tom Brady video
The Len Bias of Quiddich? James Potter.
What could have been.
This video is sponsored by the Malfoys
Nah. Harry is like Ted Williams, elite but what could've been if he didn't go to war.
I hope this is some kind of elaborate April Fool's Day joke. Harry was by no means the best, but he was better than that slimy Malfoy, who only made the Slytherin team because of his father's wealth, and likely his influence.
You don’t win when you catch the snitch. The game is over and your team gets 150 points.
The Art of the Choke....by EmpLemon is basically about Harry Potter. Ok not really, but goddamit its funny.
Catching the snitch gives the team 150 points and ends the game. Does not mean team automatically wins. But you knew that! You said it that way for engagement! ;-)
Main character privilege at work
Harry became an auror though. So it would be like if Jon jones joined the cia instead of the ufc. I would be more afraid to fight someone in the cia.
Definitely was not meant to play professionally
Never went pro, Potter was like the kid who’s great at a sport but fades away. Wood, and Ginny Weasly are miles ahead of him.
I dont think you necessarily win by getting the snitch. I think you get 150 points and the game ends.
Correct! So if your team is down by 160 and you catch the snitch, you'll still lose the match by 10. Catching the snitch has to be strategic!
haven’t watched, forgot it was april fools until now, but this title is BLASPHEMOUS
Justice for ginny
Katie bell for captain. Victoria crum is a terrible team mate. He literally lost the World Cup on purpose.
This is absolutely hilarious, bro… My Lord
Harry Potter was the nick foles of quidditch
Truly April fools
"Has a fraud!"
Kek.
The Derek jester of quidditch
How will the loss to Hufflepuff affect Harry Potter's legacy?
derek jeter
Oh man the wife aint gonna appreciate this one
Jokes on me, she agreed with everything.
she's a keeper
Firebolt after year 3
he was the best ever at his position
Draco was actually so bad
Harry Potter is the Freddy Adu of quidditch. Change my mind
One game wonder 😂
Was a Griffendoor merchant
Derek jeters defense
Finally someone said it
Very out of pocket post sir
He’s basically the Tom Brady of Quidditch. Carried by his team.
Catching the snitch doesn’t win the game
It only gets 150 points
Harry Potter had the fire bolt after his 3rd season
like teams are just racking up +15 goal differentials every game to withstand not catching the snitch and still winning
@@StarkRavingSports you got a point with this one, Ireland vs Bulgaria Quidditch World Cup final in '94 is the only time in recent memory that I've seen a snitch catch not win a game.
@@cmag19 yes that’s was my example but I meant I forgot the year
Harry Potter = Freddy Adu
He clearly had no love for the game. natural talent and could have gone bro if he just cared more.
My wife ACTUALLY watched this video with me
Nothing but facts here
Jimmy G was a great quidditch player
This was definitely written by a Slytherin fan 😂😂😂
Bro you Gryffindors will glaze Harry at any chance you get, everyone knows he’s overrated 😭
@DanTheMan4176 uhh I'm a Ravenclaw
Never watched or read HP. Did this sport actually make any sense?
(no)
@@StarkRavingSports thanks, straight from the horse’s mouth
It made sense it was just poorly designed. The author wanted Harry’s position to be super important but it ended up making stupid rules. She should’ve scrapped seeker entirely and made him a star chaser
@@jackhumbach9086IIRC JKR hated sports and designed it as a mockery
@@jackhumbach9086 then who would have gotten the Snitch?
In pro quidditch the snitch is significantly harder to catch. That is why a quidditch match can last multiple days. So in the pros, the snitch is important but not vital. In the goblet of fire, Krum's team lost even though he caught the snitch. The strategy is to make sure the other seeker doesn't catch the snitch while delaying catching it yourself until you are close enough to win.
Mickey Mouse seeker
Jerk of the year
As a person who knows more about Harry Potter than the vast majority of the world, this is a take hotter than the fire breath of a Hungarian Horntail.
Is this an April fools video?
Overrated quidditch player and overall not a good person when you really look at his actions dudes got a god complex
BTW, Harry Potter is BS.
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Because of this video I unsubscribed from your channel
Harry Potter was the nick foles of quidditch