New Rule: Atheists Day | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2023
  • The fastest growing religious group in the United States are “Nones” - as in no religion at all - and it's time they get a holiday of their own.
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +1810

    "What are you doing for Atheist Day?"
    "Nothing."
    "Oh, Orthodox, eh?"

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Před rokem +23

      Atheism is an idea and god is an idea. As ideas, they are equally real, so atheism is wrong because the idea of god definitely exists.
      I am agnostic.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před rokem +4

      ​@@ZeroOskul agreed 👍 me too

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před rokem +5

      😂

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem

      Remember, every religion insists theirs is the one true god, and everybody else’s god is false. Looking at all their followers, let’s face it, none of them is any smarter than the rest. Therefore they must all be equally right (or wrong) -- namely, _all_ their gods must be false. QED.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 Před rokem +1

      @ZeroOskul Wrong. Atheism is having no proof of a religion.

  • @docdaytona108
    @docdaytona108 Před rokem +1259

    “Atheists’ Day is about NOT buying something.”
    “Challenge ACCEPTED.”-Hallmark.

  • @katalinamccormick3841
    @katalinamccormick3841 Před 11 měsíci +19

    I'm an atheist and always have been.

    • @usfanlovesminho5085
      @usfanlovesminho5085 Před měsícem

      You still have time, hopefully you will change your mind. Never say never!

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 Před rokem +38

    Millennial here. The last time I was in a church for anything other than a wedding or a funeral I was 7. There’s nothing like sleeping in on a Sunday morning.

    • @kenhasibar2624
      @kenhasibar2624 Před měsícem

      Oh yeah? Try tues, weds, thurs... Works for me. 😅Cheers 🍻🥃

  • @Syren2023
    @Syren2023 Před rokem +701

    My Catholic mother, who thought you would burn eternally for eating meat on Friday but otherwise lived a life that would be called evil by every standard, used to love to make a show of "giving up" something for Lent. Every year, even when I was an adult she would demand "what are you giving up for Lent?" I finally told her, "I'm giving up being Catholic."

    • @kappla
      @kappla Před rokem +33

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @tegridy9569
      @tegridy9569 Před rokem +25

      😂😂😂

    • @jenrey5135
      @jenrey5135 Před rokem +16

      She is a fanatic, not religious. You don't have to starve because it was a Friday you just need to give up something that you are addicted to like, don't go to social media that day, don't listen to music, don't drink wine for example but you must do it by yourself not by being forced to, since we have free will. If you don't want to, just don't do it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @soniapereira2176
      @soniapereira2176 Před rokem +6

      Exactly 🎉

    • @tegridy9569
      @tegridy9569 Před rokem +32

      What's the difference between being fanatic and religious?

  • @michaelzajic6231
    @michaelzajic6231 Před rokem +28

    And most of us are closet cases. Outspokenness brings a price with family and friends and neighbors. Your courage and honesty are welcome.

    • @TheMaggieDress1
      @TheMaggieDress1 Před 3 měsíci

      it truly does....the religious indoctrination bullshit at birth is chid abuse

  • @JeffWells-cw2sw
    @JeffWells-cw2sw Před 9 měsíci +7

    Hey, I like that reply "I don't believe in ghosts" and will use it from now on!

  • @genevabecker8441
    @genevabecker8441 Před rokem +25

    I live in a rural area by choice, and I am surrounded by Catholics, and Apostolic Christians...I always thought that they were quaint...NOW, I'm actually afraid of some of them. I asked for an estimate on concrete and he came with a bible...I have ornamental gargoyles in my yard and was recently why I have devils in my yard...they really are starting to scare me...

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 Před rokem +8

      Tell them that you stole them from an (old) church.

    • @user-dp8gb9zu8v
      @user-dp8gb9zu8v Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah they are freaks alright.

    • @glenfoxh
      @glenfoxh Před měsícem

      @@shuttittuppitt9355 Or could just say they represent the Notre Dame Cathedral gargoyles. ^.^

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy Před rokem +272

    "I wish God were alive to see this."
    -- Homer J Simpson

  • @awake1807
    @awake1807 Před rokem +138

    "... their idea of hell is a coffee shop with no wifi.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenrey5135
      @jenrey5135 Před rokem

      😂

    • @zzzT.
      @zzzT. Před rokem +1

      Second best joke and very true 🤠

    • @ooommm4024
      @ooommm4024 Před rokem +1

      worse: you have to pay by the minute for wi-fi, but have the option of super slow wi-fi that floods your computer with malware, your email with spam, all your phones // social media with scammers spamming you non-stop, commits non-stop identity theft, & steals all your property + money!

  • @scotleoqueen704
    @scotleoqueen704 Před rokem +11

    "Holy Ghosting" I'm gonna use that 🤸🤸🤸🤸

  • @badbrad5424
    @badbrad5424 Před rokem +7

    Proud to be a NONE!!!!!

    • @adamc1966
      @adamc1966 Před rokem +1

      That is the term I use too 👍

  • @chloel1979
    @chloel1979 Před rokem +358

    I like how the "no not the nun who used to beat you with a ruler for being left handed" was holding the ruler in her left hand.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Před rokem +2

      Been there, done that!

    • @warlockofwordschannel7901
      @warlockofwordschannel7901 Před rokem +10

      Perfect hypocrisy!

    • @davidkramer333
      @davidkramer333 Před rokem +8

      The graphics person was definitely on it 😂

    • @lukassnakeman
      @lukassnakeman Před rokem +11

      It’s the writing left handed they didn’t approve of. Anything else was fine. I’m sure if they saw you throw a Molotov left handed at an abortion clinic the only thing they’d have a problem with is you don’t throw one in each hand 😊

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 Před rokem

      @@lukassnakeman Weird considering all the firebombings going on are from the left against pro-life clinics.

  • @ScottGrammer
    @ScottGrammer Před rokem +349

    03:49 Ironically the nun holding the ruler with which to 'beat you for being left handed" (that really used to be a thing), is holding the ruler in her left hand. Sinister!

    • @Whatisthisstupidfinghandle
      @Whatisthisstupidfinghandle Před rokem +19

      Happened to my mom. She was ambidextrous cause they beat the left out of her

    • @kateuhler7803
      @kateuhler7803 Před rokem +3

      Noticed that too

    • @dannl3000
      @dannl3000 Před rokem +54

      "Sinister", I see what you did there.

    • @ScottGrammer
      @ScottGrammer Před rokem +14

      @@Whatisthisstupidfinghandle Same with my mom. Not Catholic, just a Southern public school in the 1930's! BTW, the "sinister" reference in my comment comes from the fact that in Latin, "right" and "left" are "dexter" and "sinister," respectively. The idea that someone has sinister intentions used to suggest that they would do whatever bad thing they were going to do with their left hand. Hence, left-handedness became equated with evil.

    • @johnnyjet3.1412
      @johnnyjet3.1412 Před rokem +4

      at school Grandpa's hand was tied to the chair so that he wouldn't write with it - There was a movie about a repressed Lefty 'The Kings Speech'. (the repression can cause stuttering)

  • @Connor-rk8ei
    @Connor-rk8ei Před rokem +92

    I've watched this several times. One of my favorite Maher segments of all time.

    • @mugsofmirth8101
      @mugsofmirth8101 Před rokem +1

      Maher excels at atheist dogma but fails miserably as a comedian.

    • @johnstauffer4362
      @johnstauffer4362 Před rokem

      @@mugsofmirth8101 you are fluent in rubbish then.

    • @eemage9476
      @eemage9476 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@mugsofmirth8101 Sorry to see you here.

  • @waqarkhan9194
    @waqarkhan9194 Před rokem +91

    I am a believer from Pakistan and I love Bill Maher.
    And I am happy to be used as an example that you don't have to agree with someone to find them funny.
    I love all the Abrahamic Religions and I find it extremely funny how Bill makes fun of all of us.

    • @arsenvokrug4198
      @arsenvokrug4198 Před rokem +14

      In that case, you have a good attitude - unfortunately not shared universally!

    • @TheMomeni
      @TheMomeni Před rokem +14

      Just don't chop off his head if you see him

    • @mohammadalamin3626
      @mohammadalamin3626 Před 11 měsíci

      I guess you will find it funny if someone slut-shame your mother and sister with joke. And you will laugh and say it's all joke.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt Před 11 měsíci +2

      A sense of humor relieves a busy worried mind😊

    • @damianedwards8827
      @damianedwards8827 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s a Shame. Atheists unnecessarily overcomplicate it
      God is simply the Existence of Love.
      Everybody Believes Love exists
      Including You

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před rokem +73

    Religion is like professional wrestling. It's completely made up, but it still draws a huge crowd

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 Před rokem +3

      Does professional wrestling really draw a huge crowd anymore?
      Not really, but neither does religion. 🥁

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian Před rokem +1

      @@dennisheyes4561 Clearly you've never visited the south.

  • @BigSplenda1885
    @BigSplenda1885 Před rokem +34

    The one chick yelling YEAH at Easter had me rolling.... lmfao

  • @4everspace
    @4everspace Před rokem +20

    "No corpse reanimation" LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Harris01able
    @Harris01able Před rokem +111

    Thanks for sticking up for us Bill!!

    • @jdos5643
      @jdos5643 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Oh poor thing. Being atheist must be hard you need someone to give you support. You think this guy cares for you? He will cuz you out. He’s only someone who loves attention as much as getting a coin.

    • @OmnivorousOtter101
      @OmnivorousOtter101 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@jdos5643your god cares more for attention

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @jdos5643 Being literate isn't very hard. Give it a try some time.

    • @jdos5643
      @jdos5643 Před 6 měsíci

      @@roberthill799 about what.

    • @longestvideoever
      @longestvideoever Před 2 měsíci

      Cool beans. Still not believing it man.

  • @vhdtbrz
    @vhdtbrz Před rokem +1538

    I'm an Atheist, and I approve this message

    • @Conmezzo
      @Conmezzo Před rokem +51

      I'm not an atheist and I approve this message.

    • @mrpearson1230
      @mrpearson1230 Před rokem +47

      I'm Agnostic and I 2nd that approval 🤝🏾!

    • @danielmendes2162
      @danielmendes2162 Před rokem +27

      I’m Catholic and I approve this message

    • @rileyp3707
      @rileyp3707 Před rokem +15

      We don’t need your approval daddy

    • @HendrixRam0s
      @HendrixRam0s Před rokem +9

      im a person that hasnt seen the full video yet.. .

  • @HelpMeFindTheseSongs
    @HelpMeFindTheseSongs Před rokem +14

    I've always been on board with Bill, but I strongly disagree with acknowledging Ramadan in public schools. No. BIG NO.
    Keep religion out of schools.

  • @thomasricker1260
    @thomasricker1260 Před rokem +6

    About time someone called out mythical religion. It's all false promises

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus Před rokem +296

    I remember meeting an american tourist here in Portugal. We were talking about politics and I remember him saying something like: "If you want to get into politics in the U.S, the first thing you gotta do is to be religious...even if you're not" 😅

    • @seed_drill7135
      @seed_drill7135 Před rokem +26

      Sadly, a buddy of mine with political aspirations joined a church for just that reason.

    • @demigod1013
      @demigod1013 Před rokem

      American politicians are worse than that. They not only lie/claim to be religious, they exploit religion for personal gain.

    • @Kurt77777
      @Kurt77777 Před rokem

      Like Obama or Biden. Fake Christian, fake Catholic. I do believe that Obama's a Muslim though, just never had the balls to admit it.

    • @stemup
      @stemup Před rokem +21

      Which should tell you everything you need to know about the religious community's intellect

    • @dengist8172
      @dengist8172 Před rokem +3

      In a democracy only the majority matters

  • @amaza888
    @amaza888 Před rokem +131

    Amen to that!!! 🤭
    I live in a Canadian province where religion has been pushed out of public life and government since the 1960s.
    We still have the "religious" holidays but we love them because we have days off work, lol!
    Religion is never a topic. As it should be. ☝

    • @Shmerpy
      @Shmerpy Před rokem +11

      BC? We kicked religion out of the schools in the '60s here.

    • @alexanderingraham8255
      @alexanderingraham8255 Před rokem +10

      What Canadian province? I may have to move if the zealots take over Massachusetts 😂

    • @Acadien42
      @Acadien42 Před rokem +16

      ​@@alexanderingraham8255 There are a few provinces that have (while others still allow religious schools). I'm guessing in this case, the OP meant Québec which started by removing the frocks from the school and health care systems as part of their "Quiet Revolution" in the 60's. More recently, they passed a Secularism Law (Bill 21) to remove what religion was left from government to much outrage from other parts of Canada who saw it as "racist"...

    • @jeffclark5268
      @jeffclark5268 Před rokem

      @@Acadien42 it was called racist because the only religious symbols it banned were the nonChristian ones…like Islam. The cross and the catholic mafia are okay but don’t you DARE wear a hijab.

    • @bobbyb9712
      @bobbyb9712 Před rokem +6

      And yet there are more Catholics in Quebec than any other province I think.

  • @davidschmidt6013
    @davidschmidt6013 Před rokem +20

    Born/raised Catholic, which is WHY I became a devout atheist.

  • @davidstokes925
    @davidstokes925 Před 8 měsíci +3

    A couple of weeks ago I had a visit to the local ER. Sent a Christian lady, volunteer, out of the room crying because she questioned my religious affiliation. Why should I be made to feel guilty? She f*****g asked. Thanks for this monologue!😅

  • @sirequinox4874
    @sirequinox4874 Před rokem +61

    "holy ghosting." Excellent.

  • @vee1766
    @vee1766 Před rokem +507

    This is why i still respect Bill immensily, he is one of the very, VERY few public personalities who have the balls to openly speak against religion, on a big TV network nonetheless, in HIS SHOW. ALL religions, he isn't just making fun of Christian conservatives and then kissing the feet of Muslims like most liberals these days, he is is a true anti-theist, and those are needed more than ever.

    • @claude_in_Cincinnati
      @claude_in_Cincinnati Před rokem +11

      How dare you!
      It's NOT TV! IT'S HBO!
      🤣

    • @NemeanLion-
      @NemeanLion- Před rokem +9

      He’s also quoting statistics out of context.

    • @nuclearwaste2062
      @nuclearwaste2062 Před rokem +26

      He's not anti theist. He's an atheist. He's not against religion, he just doesn't care about it.

    • @vee1766
      @vee1766 Před rokem +18

      @@NemeanLion- You're not wrong, and i think he's overstating how much of the population is actually atheist, i think religion is unfortunately as powerful as ever, but those stats are not really the point of this segment. "You keep talking about representation but why do you always ignore atheists, who are many and matter too" is the overall point.

    • @mae2759
      @mae2759 Před rokem +1

      You're exactly right. 99% of athiests bash Christianity, but don't have the intestinal fortitude bash Islam or other minority religion with a 10 foot pole. Bill doesn't care.

  • @SuiGenerisAbbie
    @SuiGenerisAbbie Před rokem +20

    Love this! You never get old, and/or become outdated and obsolete.

  • @scotleoqueen704
    @scotleoqueen704 Před rokem +5

    Amen! 🤣🤣 Thank you for saying what a good many of us have been silently shouting (less violent than the masses of course) 💚

  • @MikeBeltMikeBelt
    @MikeBeltMikeBelt Před rokem +363

    "It's called faith because it's not knowledge." - Christopher Hitchens

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před rokem

      czcams.com/users/results?search_query=Forrest+Valkai+Atheism+

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 Před rokem +7

      "Not knowledge," BTW, has another name: "garbage."

    • @TheVenominside
      @TheVenominside Před rokem

      It’s called faith because you would have to be stupid to believe it

    • @Seven_1865
      @Seven_1865 Před rokem +10

      @@josepherhardt164well that’s a little silly. Not every unproven idea or theory is garbage.

    • @CCCC-cb2ty
      @CCCC-cb2ty Před rokem +4

      Kinda sound like you’re describing Transgenders.

  • @zulufromhell
    @zulufromhell Před rokem +179

    This is why we have Festivus. A festivus for the rest of us!

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Před rokem +11

      And now for the airing of grievances! 😡
      😁😄🤣

    • @peterpatrisson6847
      @peterpatrisson6847 Před rokem +6

      My next license plate will be either Festivus or Kavorka

    • @znep2751
      @znep2751 Před rokem

      ​@@peterpatrisson6847 Why not ASSMAN?

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Před rokem +6

      ​@@Milesco Get out the pole!

    • @bestlaidplans4511
      @bestlaidplans4511 Před rokem +6

      "I got alotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"

  • @pauls28
    @pauls28 Před rokem +7

    "it's like adding another Mother-in-Law", 🤣

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 Před rokem +47

    I am a older millennial (born in 1984). I have been an atheist for 21 years (since 2002). It would be nice to have a day dedicated to atheism. But ultimately it would be just another day to relax like a Sunday, but without the church service.

    • @leoxd7029
      @leoxd7029 Před 10 měsíci

      there is no such thing as "atheist". You may not know what you believe. but something is at the top of your value hierarchy. and If it isn't the highest good.... I'd question what took its place for you.

    • @JeffWells-cw2sw
      @JeffWells-cw2sw Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@leoxd7029 Here's the actual definition of Atheism for all you unlettered types: 'A' means 'without' and 'theism' mean 'belief in the existence of one or more gods.' That's all - it is NOT the claim that 'there are no gods' because that would require infinite knowledge to prove!
      Also, we don't "hate god(s)" because we DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM! However, the damage that religion and its wars on reality has caused ever since people started wondering about it is definitely real, and that is what we fight against!

    • @JeffWells-cw2sw
      @JeffWells-cw2sw Před 9 měsíci +1

      I got you beat, Grandpa, born in 1948 and resigned from our Lutheran mind control project by my second year in college here in San Diego. The only thing I take seriously about religion is the unpredictable behavior of many of its more serious believers, those who want to impose it on everyone else, as when our badly-corrupted Extreme Court actually overturned Roe v. Wade, with more to come from the sound of things

    • @jdos5643
      @jdos5643 Před 7 měsíci

      There’s no such thing as atheism. To be atheist one has to have verifiable demonstrable evidence that God does not exist. There’s only agnostics and theist.

    • @magibubu
      @magibubu Před měsícem

      @@JeffWells-cw2sw Damn man you just gona spit facts like that? I'm actually surprised he didn't come back with a "god works in mysterious ways" kind of bullshit. Ignoring bad stuff is the religious way of thinking, because their church thought them really well that if anything good happens than it's thanks to god but if anything bad happens like war, ohhh that is Lucifers fault ain't it? They built up a system based on belief so mixing common logic and reason with it is just useless, it would be like arguing with a 6 year old about neuro science.

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 Před rokem +162

    The joke with "holy ghosting" was underrated by the audience

  • @chrisknott5543
    @chrisknott5543 Před rokem +14

    Egg shortage and hiding them in the yard...actual LOL!

  • @nancybfrisbieabdallah2125

    Love you Bill. When asked by my Christian friends, will I go to church with them… my response is… I only go to church for weddings, baptismals and deaths…. And not my own!!!!

    • @mjallen1308
      @mjallen1308 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I sometimes go to church with friends or family for special functions just to get a reaffirmation as to why I don’t believe the nonsense coming out of the Bible. Though mainly I go bc theirs good food to be had. I also still like to listen to old school, Southern Baptist/Black gospel music - even though I don’t believe in ANY of it.

  • @GriffinsFanChris
    @GriffinsFanChris Před rokem +4

    The growth of Atheists is the only statistic I ever see which leads me to beleive people have actually gotten smarter over time.

    • @derrickcarson
      @derrickcarson Před 11 měsíci

      More devisiveness today. Crime. Murder. Hatred. Etc...
      Smarter??? Yeah right! If that's the only thing that you see that makes you think we are getting smarter, then you are analyzing the growth of Atheism incorrectly.

    • @stnrodriguez
      @stnrodriguez Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@derrickcarson crime murder and hatred are actually lower.......wtf you talking about?

    • @derrickcarson
      @derrickcarson Před 10 měsíci

      @@stnrodriguez By what static? Show me your data and I'll show you mine

  • @johndarcy2838
    @johndarcy2838 Před rokem +143

    Festivus for the rest of us. 😂🎉

  • @myriamickx7969
    @myriamickx7969 Před rokem +31

    I loved the punchline: "Ask Tiffany Trump".

  • @isentient666
    @isentient666 Před rokem +4

    This is a great message!
    However, as a joke, we do get a day……….every week! It’s called Sunday. LOL

  • @mark1h2023
    @mark1h2023 Před rokem +16

    As an atheist, i appreciate this.
    One more day of watching Netflix ❤

  • @DoctorZisIN
    @DoctorZisIN Před rokem +73

    "At least there's no songs, or funny hats, and there isn't a day when we get together to compare clothing..."
    -George Carlin.
    May Joe Pesci bless us all.

  • @coachtiziana
    @coachtiziana Před rokem +247

    "I don't want to make baby Jesus cry!"
    "Why? Is he sitting behind you on a plane?"
    Whoever wrote that deserves a raise.

    • @stanweaver6116
      @stanweaver6116 Před rokem +6

      That was my one laugh out loud moment, great line!

    • @nickbarcheck1019
      @nickbarcheck1019 Před rokem +2

      Probably some yid.

    • @martinarnold4999
      @martinarnold4999 Před rokem +1

      what is the significance of that line?

    • @lockstar169
      @lockstar169 Před rokem +3

      Bill Maher writes the New Rules segment exclusively.

    • @MorallyResponsible
      @MorallyResponsible Před rokem

      There are two types of consciousness :Soul based conciseness vs Animal based consciousness. consciousness by itself is an innate idea and for any conciseness to exist there must already be consciousness(Allah the most exalted) to begin with because physical matter(atoms) does not just randomly transform into thinking human. Thoughts are a distinct quality compared to mere carbon skeleton(How does the carbon skeleton acquire the process of thinking when thinking and carbon skeleton are distinct entities with atoms having no characteristic of life and yet atoms have miraculously gained life). Heart is a faculty of cognition that all major scriptures(especially Quran) talk about which houses the soul. if the faculty of heart is impaired human being is blind to realities of God therefore descends to the level of lower than animals. you have somebody like Adolf Hitler whose brain is very sharp(able to efficiently process empirical data and make associations between it) but his heart(soul) is impaired therefore cannot process any spiritual data which is based on mercy and love and is purely driven by ego based consciousness rather than Heart(soul) based consciousness.

  • @bingodeluxe
    @bingodeluxe Před rokem +38

    Humor always gets the point across! Religion should have nothing to do with government and should be limited to the private sphere.

    • @petercalkins245
      @petercalkins245 Před rokem +5

      Right on ! & love ur handle.

    • @leoxd7029
      @leoxd7029 Před 10 měsíci

      Most principles most people in the western world regard as "good", regardless if they call themselves christians or not, have their roots in the judeochristian faith... documents like the Bill of rights and the American constitution and rule of English commonlaw couldn't have been established without it. slavery couldn't have been abolished without it either. The truth laid out in the christian faith definitely should have something to do with western government. If it doesn't, it means the government has forgotten its roots. Because there is no sovereign individual of Devine value or even a functioning state without it. You might not agree, but that doesn't really matter because it's true regardless. The ideas of Freedom of speech and all other principles of ordered freedom as well as the content of character most would find admirable stem from religious principles... Humility, Conscientiousness, competence, honesty, discipline... it isn't possible to separate religion from other endeavors. There is also no morality without religion. There is also no such thing as an atheist.

    • @eemage9476
      @eemage9476 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@leoxd7029 Nope.

    • @petercalkins245
      @petercalkins245 Před 10 měsíci

      @@leoxd7029 I largely agree, but don't overthink it, Sparky.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 7 měsíci

      religion should have nothing to do with ANYTHING

  • @runnerrobb
    @runnerrobb Před rokem +6

    I believe in the Holy Trinity: Carl Sagan, Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins

  • @maryannlockwood7806
    @maryannlockwood7806 Před rokem +70

    I’d love atheist day! It should be in August because I don’t think there’s any holidays in August here in the US.💁🏻‍♀️

    • @LMM7880
      @LMM7880 Před rokem +1

      We have one in Canada thank goodness. It might be because we have winters and want to enjoy that extra summer day off. Now that I think about it, we do have winter holidays, Christmas, Boxing Day and New Year's Day. We have Family Day in February too and Easter often comes in March so there is that. Over all we do have it pretty good.

    • @adamvicari3295
      @adamvicari3295 Před rokem

      As an atheist, I don't think atheists need a day because then the religious types will claim some stupid horseshit like "see, atheism is a religion too", as if they sky fairy worshippers aren't saying that enough already.

    • @jacquelinebouldin8191
      @jacquelinebouldin8191 Před rokem +2

      Lol, then they'll say we chose a day in August when it's hot as hell because we're going to hell. 😂🥵🫠👹

    • @BubbaSmurft
      @BubbaSmurft Před rokem +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Day_of_Reason
      It's the beginning of May.

    • @rautakallio1852
      @rautakallio1852 Před rokem

      @@BubbaSmurft May 4th this year. Star Wars Day. Appropriate I guess.

  • @disneylandguy10
    @disneylandguy10 Před rokem +141

    This is the best New Rule in a long time

    • @eleyasbtseamlak9102
      @eleyasbtseamlak9102 Před rokem

      atheists are so obsessed with religious people because you guys are empty

    • @michellemckillop5712
      @michellemckillop5712 Před rokem

      Great. And my rule is; if you don’t believe in me, none ( see what I did there) of you get to heaven. After this life for you all, you cease to exist. Ciao

    • @longestvideoever
      @longestvideoever Před 2 měsíci

      I think there's heaven, doesnt it mean it's Christian or Jewish

  • @grahamaustin7542
    @grahamaustin7542 Před rokem +6

    Brilliant Bill!!! PLEASE.... let's make it happen. I've never been able to find money to support a charity but this, I'd find a way to support this fantastic idea.

  • @Trinitycore0720
    @Trinitycore0720 Před rokem +3

    Here’s an idea for an atheist holiday Higgs day (July 5th)
    A day of celebration of finding the Higgs Boson

  • @donjaeger2149
    @donjaeger2149 Před rokem +9

    I'm in... I put god in with Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and Leprechauns.

    • @rosemaryrojahn584
      @rosemaryrojahn584 Před rokem

      Try saying that to His face when you meet Him one day. I guarantee you won't be laughing.

  • @TeoBlu
    @TeoBlu Před rokem +47

    I used to be religious. Then around ten, I started thinking.

    • @peaceharmony4254
      @peaceharmony4254 Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DB-qw6xq
      @DB-qw6xq Před rokem

      Stupid!

    • @beverlygraham4480
      @beverlygraham4480 Před rokem +2

      For me, it was about 13 years old or so, when I developed a deep interest in science. My mom said my problem was that I got educated before I got saved. I'm a recovering Pentacostal.

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697

    My grandfather was born in 1898 and was born a lefty. The nuns in his school would smack his left hand with a ruler whenever he used it to write with!

  • @tiffanywhite-aka-tiffybmus305

    I’m a Christian, and I despise the commercialization of the Christian holidays. Heck of the holidays really.

  • @ollyb7570
    @ollyb7570 Před rokem +235

    It’s interesting how the exact opposite has been true in Western Europe for some time...being openly religious is often a liability for aspiring politicians.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem +35

      That is where the Enlightenment began.

    • @JonS
      @JonS Před rokem +27

      In the USA during the Cold War, being religious was seen as part of the package that defined you as being against Communism. Since the end of the Cold War, the USA has begun the same process that Western Europe started at the end of World War II.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před rokem +51

      It's also interesting how they're not gunning each other down in grocery stores, churches, festivals, schools, clubs, etc. etc. etc.

    • @ollyb7570
      @ollyb7570 Před rokem +23

      @@eponymousIme it does happen but incredibly rare compared to the US. Most countries brought in strict controls after the first mass shooting. That said, observing from Europe, I think the chances of the US ever having European levels of gun control are zero. Good luck.

    • @jaidee9570
      @jaidee9570 Před rokem +33

      As it should be, I'm not voting for someone who then makes decisions because he believes his god told him what was right.

  • @danhumphrey5755
    @danhumphrey5755 Před rokem +35

    Someone finally took the words right out of my mouth. Thanks, Bill.

  • @minsapint8007
    @minsapint8007 Před rokem +2

    From the web: Atheists are certainly free to run for Congress, but a recent social media post said they "are prohibited from holding office in 8 states." The states highlighted in an accompanying U.S. map are Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas.

  • @MrCanis4
    @MrCanis4 Před rokem +2

    I gave a 'like' after only 20 seconds into this clip.
    "Some mythical daddy figure judging and condemning me for the exact person he made me."
    I had to write this down so that it is in my PC's memory. So that I can quickly find it again to use this too.

  • @ferriveiro3101
    @ferriveiro3101 Před rokem +9

    Yes please to Atheists day, sometime in summer would suit me fine. 😊🙏

  • @AshleyVailuu
    @AshleyVailuu Před rokem +20

    “And please G-d, no fruit cakes” 😂

    • @afterthesmash
      @afterthesmash Před rokem +3

      Says the world according to bad eggnog, which you drink anyway because sugar+alcohol. A good fruitcake is basically a Black Forest cake that invites the whole fruit rainbow, biased toward more rum and less chocolate. So yes, it's not better than Black Forest cake. But what is?

  • @michaelk3341
    @michaelk3341 Před rokem +6

    Thanks bill. Well done.

  • @catlady1589
    @catlady1589 Před rokem +2

    Walmart and Home Depot are now open on Easter Sunday, Thank god!

  • @DustinMikkelsen
    @DustinMikkelsen Před rokem +38

    I only get two days off a week, I'm not spending one of them in someone else's house singing bad songs, and worshipping a ghost. Ain't no one got time for that.

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Před rokem +3

      Some religious based ceremonies are very fun, and the ideas are meaningful in ways. I enjoy hannukah and christmas. Halloween/harvest festival is fun. Ramadan I would imagine is fun af in some ways. Especially if you cheat lol.
      I would love to go to India for Diwali (a festival of lights), and that other holiday where people throw colored paints over evveryone and everything.
      Such beautiful traditions. You can always kill god yet still preserve traditions, and derivate spiritual meaning from the task.
      Or go to the church of sunday sports, on the cathedral of gladiator type sports. Or go to the church of lights and sounds (a music festival).
      Bread and circus.
      Everyday is atheist day if you are an atheist lol.

    • @S129
      @S129 Před rokem

      😆

    • @adamcoe
      @adamcoe Před rokem

      sadly, many millions of people have time for that

  • @robanddaphnebarbourfraser9789

    Canada loves you bill 👍

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea Před rokem +207

    Bill, if there is a set "Atheist day,"...it will become about buying something.
    There will definitely be merch made.

    • @mphmph1198
      @mphmph1198 Před rokem +13

      How about we just get together and have some tacos?

    • @sixstanger00
      @sixstanger00 Před rokem +6

      @@mphmph1198 That would be buying something...

    • @msavina9129
      @msavina9129 Před rokem +8

      Ya gotta eat anyway. 🍔

    • @mphmph1198
      @mphmph1198 Před rokem +5

      @@sixstanger00 Not if it's Taco Tuesday.

    • @InSurrealtime
      @InSurrealtime Před rokem +11

      There already is, Flying Spaghetti Monster merch.

  • @allenjenkins7947
    @allenjenkins7947 Před rokem +7

    The Scots already have an Atheist Day - it's called Hogmanay (New Year to you). As Billy Conolly once put it, "It's like Christmas, but without God to bugger up the proceedings.". In much of Scotland and bordering parts of England, it's much bigger than Christmas or Easter.😆

    • @r.j.whitaker
      @r.j.whitaker Před rokem +1

      I never heard of it,but if Billy Connally approves of it,I'm in 👍

  • @Aaron-vn3ej
    @Aaron-vn3ej Před rokem +3

    What about agnostics? We’re too confused to have a day.

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier Před rokem +8

    We’re OVER half of the population here in the Netherlands who consider themselves non-religious.(58%).
    But the thing is, the other 42% is not acting all superior like the religious people in the US.
    And that’s how you get much more understanding for each other: just act normally and respect other people’s feelings, views, ideas and beliefs.
    You do not have to agree with everything, but you sure can respect each other.
    ……But it might be a few centuries too soon for you guys to really understand that……

    • @margaretsmist7140
      @margaretsmist7140 Před rokem +1

      Amen.

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier Před rokem

      @@margaretsmist7140 You’re welcome. I’ll drink to that too! ;)

    • @cpthornman
      @cpthornman Před rokem

      America will collapse before that happens sadly. We're a lost cause.

  • @Mark-gg6iy
    @Mark-gg6iy Před rokem +203

    Three of my favorite quotes:
    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful". Seneca, Roman orator, philosopher and historian, c.37 B.C.
    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence”- Carl Sagan, American astronomer, planetary scientist, cosmologist, astrophysicist, astrobiologist, author, and science communicator
    …”It is a matter of no small curiosity to me that the obscure, rambling non-sequiturs of a bronze age desert tribe (whose only claim to fame is that they managed to record their disjointed thoughts) should command the attention of anyone but scholars of antique literature. And yet, supposedly rational and well-educated folk continue to overpraise the bible's homely advice on getting along with each other and to swallow whole its second millennium BCE explanation of the universe. It is a conundrum.”…
    American Prof. Bart D. Ehrman, biblical scholar specializing in Christian history 0-300CE.
    "President John Adams signed the TREATY OF TRIPOLI, "Quote, 'The government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.' That was ratified by the United States Senate without debate unanimously in 1797."

    • @bernadettebaca2577
      @bernadettebaca2577 Před rokem +2

      You're wrong Bill Maher

    • @jouc12_75
      @jouc12_75 Před rokem

      "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” You mean like the claim that magical universes pop into existence from nothing? lol Unfortunately for you monkey people, there is zero evidence to support such a ridiculous and unscientific claim.

    • @penboyasgod6103
      @penboyasgod6103 Před rokem +35

      You missed a great (and more contemporary) quote: "If you could reason with a religious person, they wouldn't be religious." --- Hugh Laurie ("Dr. House")

    • @blnunya6689
      @blnunya6689 Před rokem +2

      And Thomas jefferson had non denominational church services in the US house of representatives during his presidency. What's your point?

    • @williamcarr459
      @williamcarr459 Před rokem

      @@bernadettebaca2577 no, you’re wrong Bernadette. gods and jesuses are fantasy lies causing endless problems. All so you can ‘feel’ good. Cause it ‘comforts’ you. Or makes you less afraid of dying. There are NO supernatural dudes living in the sky to help you. Grow up and be real!!

  • @Tom-rs1lr
    @Tom-rs1lr Před rokem +3

    I love bill,he tells the truth.. Period!!!

  • @patrickortiz2898
    @patrickortiz2898 Před rokem +2

    Organized religion has done more to increase atheism than any groups

  • @user-dd6ng1wn1b
    @user-dd6ng1wn1b Před rokem +22

    Every time I have a problem the 1st thing I do is find someone who worships gods from the bronze age and ask what I should do.

  • @RustCole01
    @RustCole01 Před rokem +267

    LOL, that bit about the nuns hitting left-handed kids with a ruler WAS actually a thing. My mom is a lefty and she used to tell me stories about how her teachers would force her to write with her right hand and would bust out the ruler if they caught her switching back to southpaw. Eventually my grandfather had to just tell the teachers to suck it, but I was surprised how much effort was put into curing the illness of being left-handed. Conversion therapy sure didn't work... But mom has learned how to cope with her handicap and is living her best life.

    • @josephhain3746
      @josephhain3746 Před rokem +31

      Nuns beat everyone as they were sexually frustrated 😂😂

    • @ronnielittlerock7208
      @ronnielittlerock7208 Před rokem +7

      I'm an old man now and a lefty, it happened to me in grade school in the 60's.

    • @ReiverBlue1971
      @ReiverBlue1971 Před rokem +7

      @@josephhain3746 I did know a few nice nuns. My primary school head was one and knew that when I said I didn't piss in the corner of the playground she believed me (and just tapped my hand with the ruler). One of my teachers (NOT a nun strangely) used a steel edge ruler for my leftieness. I beat her by making no attempt whatsoever to change :D

    • @enstigatorofficial
      @enstigatorofficial Před rokem +7

      this happened to me in public school in the late 60's in america.

    • @Lord_Nordan
      @Lord_Nordan Před rokem

      And everyone freaked out after "being left-handed" was accepted because the numbers of people who were left handed exploded. They called it a "social contagion".

  • @bellasmini
    @bellasmini Před rokem +2

    Spot on!!!

  • @joelvz6093
    @joelvz6093 Před rokem +1

    I live in the suburbs, west of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is an extremely conservative area. Here you are asked which church you attend, not if you attend church. In the past, if you mowed your lawn on a Sunday, your neighbors would tell you to stop because it's a sin to work on Sundays. That has stopped in the last 20 years. Progress. I am the only atheist at my job and one of two people who vote for Liberals. I think the other guy is turning to the dark side, though. It is very hard being the only progressive and the only atheist most of the places that I go, even among friends sometimes.
    Atheist day would be the best thing ever.

  • @Bob123Max
    @Bob123Max Před rokem +13

    Politicians who proclaim religious beliefs are viewed with alarm and suspicion in Australia.

    • @maryannlockwood7806
      @maryannlockwood7806 Před rokem +4

      Wish that would happen here in the USA. 💁🏻‍♀️

    • @hayleyferguson3346
      @hayleyferguson3346 Před rokem +2

      Here in Canada it's a mix between American religion in politics and the progressive nature of other countries like Australia. Confusing.

    • @noahpaulog7617
      @noahpaulog7617 Před rokem

      ...and Australia is an example of a healthy Democracy? How did you feel about the politicians that wanted to take your guns? How did you feel about the ones that forced draconian lockdowns after the guns were gone? Think you'll be able to buy enough of a Navy to defend yourself from China before they nuke Sydney?

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 Před rokem +1

      @@hayleyferguson3346 America's Christians tends to have more Evangelical than we have here in Canada. Our Christians (at least outside of some in Alberta) tend to be more lax Catholics and Protestants, that for the most part keep their religion to themselves.
      Throw in the fact that all denominations of Christianity put together here in Canada only make up 54% of the total population (and declining since 1970) according to last census. We are basically approaching the tipping point where politicians are very cautious when it comes to religion. Once that falls below half (like Australia, 44% Christian.) Politicians will likely drop religious pandering entirely, as it will start hurting them politically rather than helping them.

    • @thorium222
      @thorium222 Před rokem

      Sadly that didn't stop Tony Abott the oaf or what was his name?

  • @cesar_145
    @cesar_145 Před rokem +3

    I've been watching Bill Maher since I remember. He f. Cracks me up every time and he tells the truth

  • @gingerbread_GB
    @gingerbread_GB Před 5 měsíci +2

    I always tell people I'm not religious, and most of them leave me alone, which is the best part of being not religious.

  • @catherinerosner970
    @catherinerosner970 Před rokem +148

    As a former christian, I too have seen the irrational side of faith. I too am an atheist but can tell almost no one I know. I am so much more at peace and enjoy life now but it took years to get here. I was raised with the guilt and unforgiveable sin of denial. Our country's history of the Puritans leaving England is forever engrained in our system.

    • @derrickcarson
      @derrickcarson Před rokem +5

      You mean a person who called themself a Christian. FIFY.... There is no such thing as a former Christian. Lol.
      "Our country's history of the Puritans leaving England is forever engrained in our system"
      Am I missing something? Did the Puritans stop believing in God when they came to America?

    • @nightwolf2666
      @nightwolf2666 Před rokem

      God doesn't hate you or want you to feel guilty, he wants the complete opposite. You simply received the wrong message from incompetent humans. Once your brain calms down, you will see how Atheism is just a shallow, selfish concept.

    • @LebbMangenaShow
      @LebbMangenaShow Před rokem +6

      ​@@derrickcarson my thoughts exactly
      I'm a Christian and I'm living life to the fullest with my religion in tact and I'm proud of it

    • @rustyoak8860
      @rustyoak8860 Před rokem

      @@derrickcarson what do you mean "not such thing as a former Christian"? Almost everyone is a former Christian. You're indoctrinated into Christianity, and then some of us are smart enough to use critical thinking skills to realize, it's just a story made up by men, it's as real as middle Earth, Hogwarts, or King's Landing. Once your eyes are opened, you are now a former Christian.
      And I say almost everyone because we now have 32% admitting they are not affiliated with a religion, I'd argue that of the 68% that say they are, at least half do not practice said religion and are still suffering from indoctrination.

    • @aaronh4748
      @aaronh4748 Před rokem +3

      Jesus will wait for you to return.

  • @gsgentry1
    @gsgentry1 Před rokem +9

    Great Bill--They can't handle the truth 😇😇 🤦‍♂ 😁

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 Před rokem +4

    "Not the kind who used to beat you with a ruler for being left handed."
    - shows picture of a nun with a ruler in her left hand.

  • @ronmoore6598
    @ronmoore6598 Před rokem +4

    Religion is for dying and the grieving.

  • @danwhitehurst6293
    @danwhitehurst6293 Před rokem +43

    As an atheist every day is my day

  • @SageofStars
    @SageofStars Před rokem +9

    2:34
    As a necromancer, I feel personally attacked.

  • @vercammen2
    @vercammen2 Před rokem +3

    I'm a pragmatic nihilist, my next door neighbor is an atheist, two doors down there's a wiccan...we're winning!

    • @dewaldt8104
      @dewaldt8104 Před rokem

      Winning at what?

    • @Dan-ys8nk
      @Dan-ys8nk Před rokem +1

      ​@@dewaldt8104 Liberation from religious dogma

    • @dewaldt8104
      @dewaldt8104 Před rokem

      @@Dan-ys8nk atheism is declining as a % of world population.

    • @Kova-ow2en
      @Kova-ow2en Před 8 měsíci

      @@Dan-ys8nkeven though they all act the same

    • @Kova-ow2en
      @Kova-ow2en Před 8 měsíci

      ⁠@@dewaldt8104not really

  • @MB-zm8qg
    @MB-zm8qg Před 8 měsíci +2

    I’m a Republican, Atheist and white. Proud of it too. Still love Christmas and Easter though.

  • @arbiehill68
    @arbiehill68 Před rokem +8

    Holy Ghosting! So well said thank you!

  • @johndrum6613
    @johndrum6613 Před rokem +11

    Has anyone seen that movie called 'RELIGILOUS' ? It was made by some bloke called Bill "Something-or-other". It is a testament (woops) to the idea that one person can make so much good sense.

  • @craigkennett6226
    @craigkennett6226 Před rokem +2

    Yep I thank god every day for my parents not bringing me up religious

  • @michaelyoungstrom9412
    @michaelyoungstrom9412 Před rokem +17

    I'm a born and raised non practicing Catholic and I approve of this message. I've always been Agnostic. Can't we all just take the good out of religion and leave the other crap behind? Is it that hard?

    • @mateiaprozianu3289
      @mateiaprozianu3289 Před rokem +1

      Generally faith comes with all the good and bad together Both the community part and the cult of ignorance part

    • @masterlee9822
      @masterlee9822 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I have to agree with the faith who follow a ancient Germanic god. Humans are a filthy animal like species compared to the more advanced species. Always wash your exposed skin after being around them. Humans are a breeding ground for all kinds of germs. Humans are unclean in flesh and soul. Distasteful creatures.Humans smell horrible, holding your nose is only slightly effective in blocking out the stench. Work is a unfortunate sufferance when one must be around such creatures and cannot avoid them. The goal is gold and treasure. The holy scrolls teach us about such abominations like humans. Lowly earthly creatures servants of the darkness forever denied the glory of the light marked by darkness on their skin. The unclean ones. The pale ones, are the sons of the frost mother, who where first formed in the light, shaped from gods essence.

    • @DSmedberg
      @DSmedberg Před 8 měsíci +2

      We can. It's called humanism.

    • @masterlee9822
      @masterlee9822 Před 8 měsíci

      @@DSmedberg The only humans on the earth are covered with hair and live in the trees eating leaves and fruits.

  • @chrisk283
    @chrisk283 Před rokem +6

    There is such a day - the Festivus for the Rest of Us.

  • @dkthales
    @dkthales Před rokem +11

    International Atheist Day, I'm up for it lol

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Atheists day should have programs and tv shows that address how EACH religion is a lie.

  • @alanreiser5558
    @alanreiser5558 Před rokem +1

    My atheist family have celebrated Festivus (23 Dec) and Analog Day (29 Dec) for almost 2 decades…

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins Před rokem +37

    I’m not religious but I’m a fervent zealot for a holiday Monday 🎉

    • @lanceknightmare
      @lanceknightmare Před rokem +3

      That sounds like a day off. The humanists are with you.

    • @jesssss7154
      @jesssss7154 Před rokem

      ​@@lanceknightmare But don't we already have that? In the U.S. it's called "Labor day"

  • @Sockcucker96
    @Sockcucker96 Před rokem +3

    I missed this Bill

  • @TeaneyTCB
    @TeaneyTCB Před 5 měsíci +1

    Oh, Bill got me on “why make us a mythical being who is disappointed in you? You’ve got your wife.” LOL

  • @ebby1591
    @ebby1591 Před rokem +87

    I love you Bill.
    Well said and thank you for your service 👍

  • @jamesalexander5623
    @jamesalexander5623 Před rokem +4

    I'm 71 years old and have been an Agnostic since I was 14. I went to Catholic School but I figured it out myself. I define my Agnosticism as : I'm smart enough to know I don't know the Secrets of the Universe! And anyone who tells you they do are either full of Crap or after your money!

    • @TagSpamCop
      @TagSpamCop Před rokem +1

      Agnosticism concerns knowledge. Which is separate from belief. Saying "agnostic" says nothing about belief. Q: "Do you believe in a god"/A: "I'm agnostic" is not answering the question. It's like Q: "Do you have a car?"/A: "Silver."
      Agnostic atheist: I don't believe a god exists, and don't claim to know that one does not.
      Gnostic atheist: I don't believe a god exists, and I know one does not.
      Agnostic theist: I believe a god exists, but don't claim to know that one does.
      Gnostic theist: I believe a god exists, and know for certain that it's true.
      "I don't know" is an incoherent response to "do you believe a god exists" because it's a question about _you_ not a question about gods. The question concerns whether a mental Post-It note is rattling around in your head in the "beliefs" section of your brain with the word "God/s" written on it. Claiming that you don't know if that Post-It exists or not is nonsensical, and we can reasonably conclude that if you don't know, then it isn't there, and you're an atheist.

    • @jamesalexander5623
      @jamesalexander5623 Před rokem

      @@TagSpamCop You prattled all that but I bet you don't "Know" either. If there is a god it has nothing to do with any Earthly Religion. So since I haven't travelled the rest of the universe and I'll wager you haven't either I'll stay on the I don't know side on that. Humankind has a lot to learn yet, stay tuned.