President Trump, In His 'Great And Unmatched Wisdom,' Decides To Abandon Kurds
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- Another day, another problematic presidential phone call, this time with the leader of Turkey. But don't worry, America, your leader possesses unmatched wisdom. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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"... I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey..."
He's gonna run for Office in Turkey?!?!?
New Message 😂😂
Well played, my good fellow, well played.
*_bruh_*
That was good!!! 😂
Love it, wish he would
God the swamp was beautiful compared to the open sewer we now have in Washington.
Richard Alexander it’s funny because swamps are actually necessary ecosystems! Open sewers on the other hand...
Shrek wouldn’t step a foot in D.C.
It's an open cess pool.
I'd say there's just huge piles of shit all around. No wonder the air's so polluted!
Truth!
“Great and unmatched wisdom”...I think a check for Syphillis is needed here.....nobody in their right mind would use words like that!
He's been in his bubble of sycophants, Fox apologists and MAGA rally cultists too long. He no longer recognizes what he sounds like.
You do realize syphilis is treatable.
Someone needs to get a spine and evoke the 25th Amendment.
“He's gone full God-Emperor!” Thats hilarious and terrifying
The frightening thing is baby mob boss has a gun! The funny thing is he has no Maxie pads to cover with!
"Great and unmatched wisdom" literally sounds like something you'd expect to see on North Korean state TV describing their Dear Leader.
Exactly what I thought. My skin won't stop crawling.
Yep. That's dictator language.
I was thinking "great and powerful Oz".....
Captain Phoenix And that is pretty much how Trump supporters view him
@G Manloh
It’s becoming increasingly clear that the USA is populated with 42% sad, brainwashed rejects.
_- A Canadian 🇨🇦, sorry, just sayin’_
It's my experience that when someone says I have; "Great and Unmatched Wisdom" they are generally complete idiots.
I found that people that say that, is right about 9 out of 10 times!
That, or they are joking. Trump probably really believes it though.
How appropriate ... I gave you the 45th "like" !
As well as self-proclaimed stable geniuses.
I've been fortunate enough to not have met someone stupid and delusional enough to say something like that in my presence.
Don's got a point there, his wisdom has never been matched. It's been often surpassed, but never quite matched. :P
I literally lost my cool and yelled "Fuck you !!!" when I saw that part, with my mom in the room. That's how mad this MORON is making me !!!
MrPyroflames dude, chill. Why would you lose your cool even if he was complimenting Trump? It’s just a random CZcams comment, and the whole point of Colbert’s show is to laugh. I get it that Trump sucks and all, but no need to get deranged by him
How did they go with 'Fox And Enemies' when 'Fox And Foes' was on the table.
Fox and Fools works either way.
@OB Robot
If the LSSC writers were SMART enough to read the comment section of their own videos, they would DEFINITELY steal your idea and use it in the show.
👍🏻 ✅
Fox and Foes is too clever. It hurts the narrative they're trying to present, which is why they kept it simple.
CCSMediaDesign I doubt the writers thought through their phrasing that intricately. Moreover, “foe” is a common word. “Friend or foe” is a common phrase. “Enemy,” on the other hand, is a complicated Latin word (stemming from inamicus), compared to the straightforward Germanic “foe.”
“Fox and enemies” (in my opinion) doesn’t come across as though the writers are pushing a narrative illustrative of Fox’s lack of intellectualism. It just sounds unwieldy and awkward. The writers simply did not think of “Fox and foes.” No need to defend them.
@gdtoob
So if I understand correctly, the general consensus is that if LSSC does NOT change their pseudonym for “Fox and Friends” to “Fox and Foes” in future, it’s proof positive that the writers do NOT go to their CZcams comment section for ideas...
Which would be kind of disappointing to me, 🙁 after making such a big effort to help them out...
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it."
-Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016
Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍
"Nostradumbass" That's so clever. I hope there's no patent on it.
@@MrDino1953 Check with China...Ivanka might have gotten one. 🤷🏼♀️😉
Damn, y’all are hot tonight!
@@IAmSuzyQ I'm pretty sure nostradumbass was one of Greg T's personalities on the Elvis Duran show
And oh boy do they deserve it!
"I, in my great and unmatched wisdom" is how I plan to start each statement from now on.
😄
Trump is enjoying his job. He he.
I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, shall do the same.
I think he stole line from the Wizard of Oz.
@margaret ayala Bonus points for the orange reference! Cheers! 🍻😎
Fox and friends were like, “Graham is not supposed to say that”
More like wassup with biden and Ukraine and Clintons with Russia
@DoxPuppy I'm neither first if all and second of all the right is retarded but the left is clinically insane and extremely delusional
@Kim Smith what lol thats not simplifying it you just used an example give me actual impeachable offenses with the date and specific crime in other words link the info
@Kim Smith all you said was how he deflects and denies allegations smh everyone who has had allegations made towards them would deny it lmao what point are you making here biden denies it Clinton denies it doesn't mean any of them are off the hook or innocent for that fact
@@SamaelMoneyStein Impeachment is purely political. You're trying to obscure the purpose and meaning of impeachment. And before you quote the phrase "High crimes and misdemeanors" please read up on what it actually means.
Thank you Stephen, as a Kurdish person I'm just thankful that you talk about it
At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine.
Inmate of the Year, 2020!
Inmate of the Millennium
The Orange Edition
He's going to be "the best criminal, committing the best crimes!"
Courage Karnga "they were perfect crimes"
Oh please,.....make it so. 🙏 I live each day to see him in cuffs, in a court room.
The impeachment pressure has driven Agent Orange off the edge. He's raving like a dictator in the last hours of the regime now.
Wow, thats totally what this is. He's literally becoming a crazy dictator!
@Delta Lima Bravo Thanks a lot
Brilliantly said yet the reality is Absolutely Terrifying... Vietnam went on so long I don't remember exactly who decided Agent Orange was a "Good Idea" but we know Nixon was involved that mess which feels pretty poignant right now... Particularly after having been to Vietnam in 2014 and seeing the STILL devastating effects it continues to have on the PEOPLE. He's trying to take ALL OF US DOWN WITH HIM in his spiral further down in to the next levels of the Inferno. Regardless of the impeachment outcome we are in for a serious shit-storm ... So buckle-up and hold on for dear life. 💩🌪️
The fakes are beginning to bore me. Is there anybody out there who can challenge me?
Sad thing is even though they say they disapprove of what he's doing, the republicans in the Senate still say they won't impeach him. Absolutely no consequences for his actions. Hell, there is enough information floating around in public that they could dispense with investigations in the House and vote on impeachment already. Just the transcript he released and his publicly asking China to investigate should be enough evidence. He's blatantly pulling this crap out in the open.
"in my great and unmatched wisdom" sounds like something a dictator in an oppressive post apocalyptic fantasy novel would say. Or a real world cultist dictator, for that matter, but even they are too ashamed to let THAT much god complex leak out into public usually.
Most dictators are insane enough to let that out
It’s due time to bring back a golden oldie: “if you pass the White House in your car, honk if you want impeachment”!
I'm pretty sure Trump would create a law where he would make the car manufacturers uninstall the horns from all their cars...
And blow whistles.
perhaps we should get everyone to deliver ALL the peaches to the Whitehouse front porch. until he is gone, or at least totally peached. Fresh peaches, canned peaches, peach pie, peach iced tea... and once he's gone, all his ill-gotten properties should be forfeited and turned into immigrant or low-income housing.
you can get arrested for that though, and now that your police is so draconian, good luck
@@bladerj A warning well taken. But if I lived in DC I would print bumper stickers to honk at White House. Fuck them. They could't arrest everybody. The publicity would be worth it.
Remember this folks, it's not everyone who gets to watch the demise of an empire in realtime.
A small price to pay to keep the people who pick our crops for cheap from getting in!
...wait.
yeah, usually it takes centuries of follies, lost battles, and invasions; here: 3 years
This is the only reason I'm following the news closely these days, as much as I have to mute it every time I hear Agent Orange's grating lying whining voice. This is one for the history books.
@@OlEgSaS32 The empire has been in trouble much longer than that. Predictably.
foreignpolicy.com/2019/04/02/the-american-empire-is-the-sick-man-of-the-21st-century/
I for one tremendously and bigly enjoying this, though.
“Great and unmatched wisdom”
Say the guy who doesn’t know how to close an umbrella
And who also met the "Prince of Whales."
I'm thinking Obi Won Trumpy tweets and says the dumbest and most hilarious shit ever because he doesn't like his job at all. In all his narrsissism he doesn't have the balls to resign.. C'mon Congress kick his sorry ass out of office..
Says the guy who bankrupts a CASINO!!! That’s a business where people GIVE you free money... stable genius alright..
And thinks the Democrats are CURRENTLY cheating in the 2016 Presidential election.
When I heard that I laughed so hard I almost wet myself! 😂😂😂
That was inspired 😂😂👏👏 I live in Ireland with the threat of Brexit looming over us like the sword of Damocles. With a lunatic in power on both sides of the Atlantic I appreciate the belly laughs tonight 👍
You wanna trade lunatics? Although it's hard to tell which is which they have the same hair your guys just shorter
Most of the English-speaking world seems to be run by liars and loonies right now. :-(
Yeah dog forbid you have local control over your own nation.
“How dare you accuse me of something I said I did!” - Trump
Infinite wives 🤣 destroyer of casinos 😂
luster of daughter🤮
"in my great and unmatched wisdom"
Is this guy really the president? Sounds more like a Bond villain.
And even if it's tongue-in-cheek...messages of that tone on Twitter regarding the safety of whole peoples? WTF?
No. Bond villains are usually intelligent and have class. Although he does seem to have evil intentions on a grand scale like many Bond villains.
Trump sounds a lot like Kim Jong Un actually.
@@AThagoras Exactly. Exactly what Trump aspires to...GREAT LEADER status. "Off with their heads!"
Actually he sounds like a badly written cartoon villian. Even kids would be groaning when he monologues.
With friends like us Americans, the Kurds don't need any enemies.
i wouldnt want to be allies with trump in my life! he'd probably backstab me the first chance he got
His base is too dense to realize he basically just called himself God.
Son of RA, reincarnation of the sun
To many of his base Trump is God.
I wish I could post a picture here, theres a trailer with a 8ft picture of trump and jesus that says "Trust in Donald as you trust in me"
Oh no they know it. They agree too!
God will show him whose really GOD!!!
"To rethink something, he has to have thinked it first." Love it!
To rethink something implies you have a brain
It really is insane that we’re all so dead inside that there’s an actual chance this guy gets a second term
i know -.-
Dahn You know when something’s so depressing you just laugh and it feels uncontrollable like your body just does it to cope? That’s what happened to me when I read BOTH of these comments.
If that happens, it's time to go to Canada
That's the truly scary part.
Well, Bernie and Warren are here to stir us up again. #Bernie/Warren2020!
Yea Donnie your wisdom is unmatched alright I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone with IQ of 20
To think he would claim 130,he is brain dead.
I thought he even claims 156?
@@DianeMaria100 -If trump had a test proving an IQ above 100--he would have it copied in triplicate ==framed PLUS a miniature for his WALLET so he could have it available for show and tell. My daughter,the eldest of my three children, has an IQ of 142--yet as she stated--"What good is it,if you do nothing with the intellect". SHE told no one over her testing-not one single person. Just went on to college,did great. Is doing well in life and raising her family. No need to lie,cheat or steal.
Diane Bernaerts he can only claim 123 cuz that’s as high as he can count.
Tbh IQ test is for a quick and deciceve brain. You can be smart without having a high IQ score is my point. But in no way i am saying this man is not a moron. You picked him, cuz you like to complain. If we bring the voting back, hillary will still lose. Well at least those night shows can feed scripts of him forever and ppl seem to like it.
I feel awful for the Kurds, they've been invaluable helping us fight Isis, and we've screwed them before in the past. While I don't like the fact were there, leaving the Kurds to Turkey is a foul move.
@@LukewarmEnthusiast Are you calling the president a chicken or a turkey? Lol
So are you willing to go over there and die for the Kurds?
Listen to the returned soldiers who fought and bled alongside the Kurds over the past fifteen years. They're royally pissed at this betrayal.
How "formal" does this alliance have to be? America armed and helped train the Kurds, but they did most of the fighting. Do you seriously believe the Turks will attack the Kurds if 2,000 American soldiers are in the way?
Why die for the Kurds? Because our membership in the human race doesn't stop at the border.
Stephen Jenkins I don’t think that’s how politics work dude.
Political relations are based on interests,
So when the U.S was done using the kurds to fight isis, they abandoned them.
But I’m pretty sure when the next time the U.S needs the kurds, they’ll put a middle finger up their asses.
@Stephen Jenkins they were allies. Now America will have none.
Wisdom so unmatched it makes everyone go "Oh, great..."
From an Aussie who enjoyed the US many years ago, my love and empathy to all.
Thanks for the love Mate.........
Thanks for the good thoughts we are sooo fucked right now. Dump is an unhinged madman and outright criminal. My country is literally being run by crooks and madmen right now,its terrifying TBH.
Thanks my fellow brother ☺
Hey, sorry about the time Mr Pumpkin-Head hung up on your PM.
Thank you.
the "Great and unmatched Wisdom" Tweet broke something inside of me. When you know that about 300 Million people blindly follow and worship a man who talks like this........ this is *beyond* cosmic horror...
I don't think that many ppl support him, I feel like they inflated numbers alot. Most people I've talked to in the past only voted for jom bc they couldn't stand Hillary. I'm sure most ppl who voted for him are really regretting it rn. But unfortunately the ones that do support him are completely blind and lack all common sense.
Yeah for real. I thought it was a doctored tweet at first. This is unreal. Who the fuck is okay with that. He’s exactly like the dictators now. Colbert shouldn’t even be making jokes about it...
There are only 310 million Americans.
Trump lost the popular vote, so he won on a technicality (like George W Bush)
So, 60 million or fewer blindly follow him
Definitely not even close to that high, perhaps 60 million sheep follow him, not 300 million
300 million? You are confused. Most people didn't vote for him and it will be even less the next time, but unfortunately he could still win. Smh
“In my great and unmatched wisdom” okay Godnald trump😂
Back in the day we used to have "The Keystone Cops" in theaters.
Nowadays we have "The Keystone Criminals" in the White House.
It's like he's trying to do as much damage as possible before he goes.
Maybe you did not read yesterdays polls. He will be reelected.
@@nedstewart1 Maybe you did not read reality. He cheated to get in office.
@@FalloutJack Typically that's what liberals always say when they fail to measure up. Trump is starting to gain once again in the polls. Warren caught in a blatant lie again...Sanders health...Biden Crime family. Who do the Democrats left who can win. Nobody!
Well, he is definitely leaving his mark!
It's the old throwing a tantrum when you over hear your boss planning to fire you, fits in with his infantile nature.
You have the right to remain silent.
Oh, you prefer to admit your crime.
You have the right to an attorney.
Oh, you picked Rudy Giuliani.
Yeah, ok. Never mind!
Gold, lol.
+Opus 313 😂 👍
"Have done it before" - was he talking about his current efforts to obliterate the US economy?
He's obliterated his own economy six times.
@@LardGreystoke
So true.
Boom 😂
I think he's talking about the turkey he ate last Thanksgiving. He doesn't know they're different.
Er uh.. You're an idiot.
"White House Counsel's office consulted with State Department to block testimony."
Nothing like transparency in government and a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
Sounds exactly like what an innocent person would do.
It's government of tRump, by tRump, and for tRump.
Let me guess...
He's going to change his mind in the last minute, and then say he saved the day.
God, I hope so. The Kurds have done yeoman work against ISIS, and this is a viciously unjust payback.
😂😂😂 😳
@@ValerieJNorse Same here.
@SpectroMan Not only that; former US allies, such as the Kurds will turn to Russia and China.
More genius geopolitical moves from Trump.
He's no one's hero.
"defeated only once in battle by my eternal nemesis --- umbrella." 😄
I love that line.
🤣😂🤣
Jackie Goyette “ That’s , Mr Umbrella, to you , Sonny.” ............🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
what battle ?
And that piece of toilet paper.
I thought seriously that tweet was a parody or some sort of joke but ...he's serious though. How are people still supporting this insane guy
Because he makes them feel is safe to be racist and that they will be in charge of the brown people as they believe they are entitled to. So yeah they will follow him even if he did everything else wrong. Or if he is insane.
FUX and friends blank stare looks like they just had a shot of reality.
Or a flu shot
Few more weeks and we'll have enough of them staring at the void footage for hours 😅😂
Great and unmatched narcissism.
This is seriously terrifying. All jokes aside.
Ligeaiz Tomb ~ Trump himself is one comical buffoon, but he's that unfortunate combination of _evil_ + _stupid,_ which makes him silly and monstrous at the same time.
But I'm sure we'd all laugh a lot more if he was somebody else's president.
Until the day I die, I will _never_ refer to him as "President Trump." He's just "Trump" or some disparaging term, like -asshole- idiot.
@@toddtaliaferro7876 evil how and wassup with biden and Clintons involved in Ukraine politics
You know what is more terrifying? That the American people can listen to this guy and not be repulsed.
@@SamaelMoneyStein , Do your research, stop being ignorant, Biden was Vice President of the United States, the United States along with NATO, Switzerland, Poland, Ukrain half the world wanted the Ex Ukrain President out for Corruption. So unless half the world is part of your conspiracy, your not asking the right questions, do your homework kid.
@@juicewilliss lol did you just call it a conspiracy you no it is fact and the cia will be investigated
Colbert, you are a National treasure. And I dont even live in the US, youre just a treasure to every country in the world.
"I've done before." 😁 😁
Great and unmatched wisdom alright.
This is the one where the Republicans should claim he's joking.
"Great and unmatched wisdom?" Who does he think he is, the goddess Athena?
If only he knew who that was. But, hey, he’s probably sexually harass her or tell her she isn’t a ten anymore.
@@MiniM69 Then she'd flatten him because....unlike Chump....she's a warrior badass!
SpukiTheLoveKitten75 c tv
Possibly he does think he's Athena. There are so many delusions swirling around in his orange head that he can't decide which one is which.
Trump thinks he's so great because he's surrounded by people who tell him he is, like Fox News -sycophants- hosts, his -brainwashed- -deplorables- loyal supporters and whatever's left of his White House -suckups- staff.
I must apologize for referring to this madness as a "circus." I was completely out of line. A circus is quite entertaining, but this is pure lunacy! 😜
Turning into a freak show, one that makes you more uncomfortable the longer it goes on.
Well, the Circus Maximus in Rome did host beast hunts, gladiator contests. When not in use for such contests, the arena was "frequented by "prostitutes, jugglers, fortune tellers and low-class performing artists." Sounds like Rumpus and the Pubs to me!
I'm still waiting for him to order his cult members to hit the air waves and say it was just a joke
"Can we take away Donald Trump's phone?"
Stephen, come on, now. The nation has been asking that question since early in his election campaign.
Trump' s phone worked quite well when he called China's Xi and kept 3 college basketball players accused of shop lifting from a Chinese prison. And many other instances.
whoop de doo. He will now watch his best allies in Syria get obliterated thousands of dead and wounded. And no one will ally with Team America in the future. So not bad for Orange Thanos... saved 3 killed thousands more
@@cinjonsmythe6318 So your predicting the same results that happened to Obama when he failed to listen to his generals and called ISIS the junior varsity. Tens of thousands of lives were lost.
"Possum that you've trapped at the bottom of a trashcan!" 😂
Looked more like rolling fresh bugger a second after pickin'
It was an insult to opossums. Fun fact, due to their low body temp, opossums very rarely get rabies.🤓
That was an amazingly astute description of what Leningrad Lindsey looked like in that pic!
@Matt K That's a nifty fact. Hope I never need it, but if I ever dooo...now I know.
But he really did look like an opossum in that pic.
That's exactly what he is.
He also blindsided the Pentagon completely on this btw, as usual, "I don't need generals, I'm great at the military"... Remember ?
They should have believed him .
When a guy tells what he is , believe him .
They should have believed him .
When a guy tells what he is , believe him
That was what Hitler thought. "Better than those generals!" Unfortunately for us, Trump actually isn't.
That he did the thing that he repeatedly admitted 😂😂😂😂
Hello? You have very few allies left and the chance of any of us helping you in the future is between slim and only when hell freezes over!
Would be funny if it wasn't so profoundly horrifying
gutless Republicans in Congress should be ashamed of themselves
Took you long enough, watched Trevor and Seth already, time to hear the last member of my favorite late night trio.
Agreed. Now I can go to bed.
Lol. Same. Good night!
Sweet dreams everyone and god bless you👍
With me, it's a quartet: I added Jimmy Kimmel to the mix.
Courage Karnga Same. Sometimes James Cordon.
I wonder if the wives of these republicans just look at them and think wow what a coward of a man I married
Probably not thier wives are cult members too they bake cookies for thier husbands cult member meetings
We can only hope they fuck as often as Trump and his old lady and in 60 years they're all extinct.
“Conqueror of 10 piece nuggets” made me drop my phone!!!! Never change, Stephen. Never change.
"GREAT AND UNMATCHED WISDOM..." Oh my goodness...haul him out to a padded room.
Well he has been told he was elected by god, thats how you guys are going to end up on the handsmaid tale. Good luck
I've stated for years that the
25th Amendment needs to be evoked.
Double straight jacket plz
He's the "great and unmatched" Wizard of Jizzzzzzzz.
"I only know that I know nothing".
This, is how wisdom sounds.
It did until the orange replaced it with the eternal words of unfathomable wisdom: "Covfefe"
Not really. The statement refutes itself, and is anyway a lot more complex than its would-be simplicity. Some great discussion of it here: www.askphilosophers.org/question/506
Έν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα
He could never admit he knows nothing though.
Because that would be the most intelligent thing for him to ever say.
Anyone who claims to possess "Great and Unmatched Wisdom" has neither!
Thank you Stephen for helping your fellow americans keep their sense of humor. You guys need this more than ever
We ALL need a sense of humor to survive this.
"my nemesis, umbrella" ☂️🌂😆
He is under constant attack from rain!
@@stephengnb and wind and common sense! ;-)
And his one true follower...toilet paper!
Resident evil fans ?????
I wonder if 'obliterating Turkey's economy' includes his tower in Istanbul...
Of course not. 😏
He'll just do what he did with every of his failing businesses. Strip it of every penny and then sell it before the numbers plummet. Wouldn't be the first time.
Nooo. His tower must remain, and be the tallest.
so much for Trump's declared conflict of interest in Turkey...
@@ichmeiner4531 or sell it as it's already plummeted. That's the junk bond Atlantic City MO. Intentionally prayed on non investors. I mean In fairness no person in their right mind would buy those bonds. I mean less the idiots that follow him. LMAO
Watching everything from Canada, with a smurk on my face!
Aww how sweet you care about your southern neighbors are you going too let us in when we turn in to refugees?
@@RWald8888 Probably not - one has to pass an IQ test to become Canadian.
@@lindathorne5751 so I guess trump can't go
@xSMOKExEMxALLx As a Canadian watching from an undisclosed state where not everything causes cancer, it's spelled s-m-i-r-k.
I think he believes he's talking to one of the Thanksgiving turkey's he pardoned.
"Don't attack the Kurds or I'll get out the cranberry sauce!"
"...and you won't get a whey with it!"
“Hey now! You’re an all star...” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I legit blew coffee out my nose!
Shrek in the WH under a green light bulb.
someBODY
Ever wondered how Hitler spent his final days in the bunker, when the red army was closing in?
Now you know...
General Krebs: "The Democrats have a whistleblower, and our call transcripts look really bad. They have investigations (pointing to the map) here and here, and the Ukrainians are helping as well."
Donald Trump: "I am sure that General Steiner will cover up any further incriminating evidence."
Krebs: "Umm... mein Fuhrer.... Steiner...."
General Jodl: "Steiner says that there's a second whistleblower with firsthand knowledge of our dealings with the Ukrainians. And now they've got incriminating info from Deutsche Bank, and the courts are ordering to release your bank accounts."
Trump: (hand visibly shaking) "The following men shall stay here: Jodl, Keitel, Krebs, Burgdorf.... and Eric....."
@@petergray2712 Haha, I have to look to see if anyone has done this. This is gold.
Except, if what you said fits with the future, Hitler would've somehow managed to kill every single last one of the red army and then won. Your comment is not historically accurate, sir.
Jeffarry Lounder ,True, Melania's definitely not going to be taking any poison or bullets for this idiot.
@O. B.
As the impeachment closes in Trump will probably hole himself up in the White House bunker and eat himself to death with KFC.
In his final tweet, he’ll blame, (in no particular order) Hillary Clinton, AOC, Bill Clinton, the Fed, George Soros, Joe Biden, CNN, Al Sharpton, Amazon, Barack Obama, Colin Kaepernick, Justin Trudeau & his Dad, transgenders in the military, Elizabeth Warren’s great-grandma, Robert Mueller, Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, the things that happened last night in Sweden, refugees from shithole countries, Michelle Obama, all scientists, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, the Strait of Hormuz, not enough raking before forest fires, Rex Tillerson, Nancy & Chuck, because Jeff Sessions recused himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, MS-13, France, Megan Rapinoe, judges of Mexican descent, Michael Cohen, California illegals that voted against him in 2016 by the millions, Nancy O’Dell, furniture stores, Jim Acosta, Shark Week, the mayor of Puerto Rico, paper towels, not enough tanks on Independence Day, people who got cancer from windmills, Harley-Davidson...
... and, of course...
... Hillary‘s emails.
Just like Russia wants them to. Good boy, Donny. We'll keep the pee pee tape secret until you are removed from office.
When he said “Siri” as trump, my Siri went off 😂😂
"Now I am become Trump, the destroyer of casinos."
Get this madman out of the Office; he is so insane as to endanger the whole world. 25th amendment!!
Republican cult members can't count to 25 they stop at the 2nd ammendment
If I remember it was the bungling Obama who called ISIS the junior varsity which led to the death of ten of thousands and a refugee exodus of over a million refugees to Europe. Trump destroyed the Obama ISIS calaphate. No he did not totally destroy it...Europe should have that responsibility. American blood has already been shed in 2 European wars. No more!
@@RWald8888 You don't understand the 25th. I can see. Try reading it.
The Twenty-fifth Amendment (Amendment XXV) to the United States Constitution says that if the President becomes unable to do their job, the Vice President becomes the President. This can happen for just a little while, if the President is just sick or disabled for a short time
.I guess Colbert or Noah haven't taught their dumbed down audiences that yet.
@@nedstewart1 Not true a president can be removed from office permanently for mental impairment
@@RWald8888 having a personality disorder or even certain forms of mental illness doesn’t necessarily render a president unfit to govern (Lincoln suffered from depression). And in fact, Trump is not “unable” to serve as president, as would be required to invoke the 25th Amendment. He is actually a high-achieving, high-functioning person who has excelled in business, entertainment and now politics. He hasn’t suffered from a crippling stroke, a psychotic break or dementia.
So what can be done to rein in Trump’s “impetuous, adversarial, petty and ineffective” style? According to the Constitution, impeachment is supposed to be used only for “treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” Even if Trump has committed such crimes, convicting him would require the votes of 17 Republican senators-which aren’t likely to be forthcoming soon. For those who worry about Trump’s governance, the answer is to vote him out when he’s up for reelection, in 2020.
I love Colbert but honestly I can't even laugh at the jokes at the moment, does anyone think of the repercussions that other countries will want to inflict their revenge on us?
The United States already has enemies who want revenge -- I doubt Trump has made that part worse. The real difference is that he's alienated America's friends. No one will trust US promises and commitments, at least not for a long time.
@@danieldickson8591 Oh and by the way, he thinks Putin should be back in the G8.
Wake me when this nightmare is over. 😂 He is such a fool.
'In my great and unmatched wisdom??'
Since when were you great, unmatched and wise? Better yet all 3 at the same time??
I can't wait until Bernie or Warren is president.
Warren!! Definitely Warren.
#warren2020
Bernie 2020.
Warren's not a bad second choice, but Bernie's the whole thing.
Just make sure to get everyone to vote at local, state and federal levels. Dont make it 2016 again, after all Trump is pulling in big money and support since the impeachment enquiry.
Literally any other Republican, even Mitt fucking Romney, would be a better president than Spanky McBonespurs. Anyone who supports this orange king of bankruptcy is not a true Republican.
By the way, still waiting for “Don and The Giant Impeach” children’s book. 😂😏
stoeger 2 lol
@darkpepsi
I’d honestly watch a direct to DVD movie spoof about Trump and the Giant Impeach. Do people even buy DVD’s anymore? Shit I’m getting old... eh who cares. Put it on DVD anyways lol
it'd probably b a coloring book
darkpepsi even 4 year olds be like, and this is a real person ?
@@LelynnsSquirrels for Sharpies only.
“He’s gone full God Emperor ...” - Frank Herbert
"Great and ummatched wisdom" just makes me think of the Wizard of Oz. Some doughy white man pretending to be all powerful. But at least the Wizard was likable.
"I, in my great and unmatched wisdom", once Donsplained to everyone, how our troops manned the airports, and rammed the ramparts, during the Revolutionary War. Goodnight, and Gah Blesh da Unidesh Schaces. 🇺🇸
Trump has lied through his teeth so much they were trying to escape!
“my eternal nemesis: umbrella”
LMFAOO IM FRICKIN DEAADDDDD
Haniya Syeda that was hysterical. 😂🤣☂️
Wait i dont get the reference, someone explain pls lol
I'd say his eternal nemesis is his big mouth.
Haniya Syeda 😂🤣
Dustin Arroyo it was something Steven said...and of course it refers to the funny video of him throwing the umbrella because he couldn’t close it. It was real fast when he said it :) I hope you have a great day :)
“...and possum you trapped at the bottom of your trash can”, Lyndsey Graham.
Sounds like it came from personal experience
Does anyone else get the feeling DT is genuinely scared now???
No just me... ?
"Hey now you're an all star..."
Haven't laughed so hard at this show in awhile
Samuel Turner my eternal nemesis ☂️😂🤣👏🏻🙌🏼
Yep, really funny using an outdated meme with the world's unfunniest man broadcasting it: Stephen Colbert.
I literally just asked Siri what she’s wearing. The response? “In the cloud, nobody knows what you’re wearing.”
Jirachi TeamInstinct told me "the same as yesterday" lil
+Jirachi TeamInstinct
~ That reminds me of a fun Big Bang Theory episode, where a lot of the dialogue was w/Siri. As we watched, my friend's son asked his Siri the same questions, and her answers on the show were legit. Which means the writers spent a lot of time asking random questions to find the funnies. :-D
Love going on the Fox new CZcams and reading the HILARIOUS comments. Is dementia communicable?
LMFAO at that zoom in on Brian Kilmeade. 100% accurate. And I am utterly convinced Trump thinks he's living in a videogame.
This isn't the first time I've seen a text or tweet from Trump that made me go "... what? What are you talking about?"
This is the first time I've seen Colbert and Baptiste have the same reaction.
I'm truly scared now.
At least he's consistent because he back stabs everyone.
Damn, anyone else amazed that Trump used “reiterate” and actually spelled it properly??
Someone must have installed autocorrect on his 'phone.
It squiggled in red 11 times before he closed his eyes and got it right.
The moment Kilmead said "rethink this", the joke just wrote itself.
When Trump says "unmatched", I think he means no one has tried to set him on fire yet!😆
yeah yeah 😂😂😂😂
He's well protected by his apostle the are protecting their money and power
@John Olson and you can't spell it
MY right wing republican family tied me up in the basement an tried to soak me with BBQ starter and light me on fire -
since they could not match my clean energy Green Party Wisdom, mainly.
Dear Goddess... What becomes a legend most?
@John Olson Ya, this is where the money is in the USA now days, ja.
l have grown so weary and tired. WILL THEY PUT
tRUMP IN A PADDED ROOM NOW?
"I've done before" is NOT ENGLISH, DONALD.
#derangeddonald
@J T And that makes "his great and unmatched wisdom" all the more questionable 🤔
He learned his English from malaria.....
@@chattycathy8089 haha xD
Wait, only now I realized you maybe meant to say Melania... not Malaria... or was that intentional? :P Funny shit either way :D
@@Arthur_CNW I call her malaria....be best!! Ha!!
I seriously have no idea why he’s still allowed on Twitter.
Twitter's CEO just likes the publicity. Social media will kill us all eventually.
I'd say it's because it's a fantastic place for him to lay out the rope to hang himself with. Think about it. No other president in history... and no historic moment to this point in the US... will likely be as well documented from so many different angles as this. We have a microphone inside the president's head for better or for worse... and at THIS point it's both valuable and terrifying. On one hand, it is a tool of transparency and propoganda all at once... on the other, it is a major pathway for breaches of national security. It's a toss up and likely difficult for anyone, company and profit aside.
@@Yet_AGOTI-2 -- Very well put.
@@eugeneaxe In a way, it has done so already. The brain washing is in mid-cycle. And we are doing it to ourselves, mostly.
Seriously, someone change the password or something!!
Gotta give him one thing: his wisdom is pretty unmatched
😂
His LEVEL of wisdom is indeed unmatched, except for that of his spellbound supporters.
tRump has a lot of wizDumb
Penny Hollifield Thats gospel, right there!
Yes, no one has ever before had the "wisdom" to stare directly at the sun, walk on Airforce 1 with toilet paper on his shoe.
IMPEACH THE ORANGE 2019!
@@jonathanjarquin7579 Coming out strong with the insults. Were you never loved as a child? There's support groups for that you know, it might do you some good.
FUnny that your avatar is orange... You love Trump Ya Douche bag! Lol!
@@chrisxd146 There's therapy for crazy people like you that believe anything
@@PaperDogTubeit's green you turd.
@@chrisxd146 I think there are support groups for people like you that believe in Santa and all the lies from democrats. Grow up idiot.
"Hey now, your en all-star.." Hahah! That could seriously be what he is thinking! Hahah
"Unmatched wisdom"
Goes along with his claim to be the "King of Israel" and the "Second Coming of God".
Who knew a puckered butt hole was such a stable genius ttrumpkin! 🙄🍊🍑🎃🎃🎃
And Christians thought obama was the antichrist...
@Kathy Wedzik Well... he technically was chosen... by idiots
Doc Holiday the ego on him😒😒😒😒😒
@@snoopz2
Agreed
I have ego problems but his are literally delusions of grandeur which is a certified mental illness called schizophrenia.
He had lots of bots commenting and praising him, I’ve noticed a few fewer now. Don’t know if they’re down or if even the bots don’t support him anymore
even the bots are disgusted
News puts up a clip about Putin though, & the Roosky Troll Herd with fake American personas will come a'runnin' to drop fawning praise about Dear Leader as if he were actually a badass
It's that or "Hellooooo, Gulag!", know what I mean?
I promise you when the Trump era is over his supporters will pretend like they never voted for him.
The guy in charge of the bots was tired of asking for his payment
They were clearly Kurd bots.
I proclaim Colbert the
" King of Late Night Monologues" 👑
"He's gone full God Emperor. It is I, Donald the Great, of unmatched wisdom and infinite wives, destroyer of casinos, conqueror of ten-piece McNuggets, scourge of Chrissy Tiegen, defeated only once in battle by my eternal nemesis: Umbrella" 😂😂
'How much meth can I cook and it's still a misdemeanour?' 'Call me' Good analogy 😆
'You are incorrect in assuming I am up for late night extramarital shenanigans. I have been crystal clear that I'm not meeting you at the hotel at 6 p.m.' 🤣🤣🤣
Only once tho...
“Great and unmatched wisdom” 🤨 sure just like in the Wizard of Oz 🤦♀️
Insane how many people keep following the now orange stained yellow brick road 🤯