Lewis Black's Rantcast #67 - On the Road, Really, I'm on the Road
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- Recorded live somewhere on an interstate near the Colorado/Kansas border, Lewis recounts the news of the past week, which, very much like the terrain he is transiting, is a lot of endless gray sameness.
The live rants come from the Broome County Forum in Binghamton, NY on March 5, 2020.
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It’s one thing to see you perform on stage for the big shows, but there’s something special about these fireside chats with you. You are something pretty wonderful, Lewis. Safe travels! 😘
Damn... not even a full month into 2022 and we've lost too many big names. Please, someone, wrap Lewis in bubble wrap; we can't lose him too.
Don’t worry about him. His mom is doing fine.❤️
Don't even express the thought!
@Kelly G He’s takin measures to protect himself nd u know he’ll tell coronavirus to get the fuck away from him… and coronavirus will listen
His mom is 103 and his dad lived till almost 100, I think he has good genes.
Live long Lewis . Your a national treasure
Your mother is such a hoot! You are so lucky to have her!
I'm happy that you got to see Mom, Lewis ... unfortunately, we lost our 83-yr-old mother on New Year's Day ... my regret is that she and I had been somewhat estranged for some time, and I will not have the chance for things to get better between us, on this terrestrial plane, but I tried to be honest with her about my feelings, because if you compromise honesty, there is very little remaining ...
Your honesty is why I love what you do, Lewis ... please NEVER compromise that, for any reason. Thanks.
I am so sorry for your loss.
Thank you Lewis for posting this rant podcast lowers my stress level .
The Oz Museum in Wamego is great.
RIP Louie... Such a lovely human & brilliant comic...
Please be safe out there, Lewis! Give my homestate (CO) a hug from me... Much love & HAVE FUN!
The curtains on the bunks are swaying with the motion of the bus! WHEEEEE!
I'm in Wichita and sad I will miss the show. You are my spirit animal. Happy Tuesday!
Mine too!
We love you, too, Lewis. Sorry about having to cancel the shows. If it makes you feel better, and I hope it does, --well, maybe it wasn't financially viable for you to do at 400 ticket sales, anyway-- but I don't think the audience would have minded. I know I'd be far more disappointed in not getting to see you than I would in having to see you in a much smaller crowd. Love to your mom and hope she's doing well. And Rubber Chicken too, of course. Please, please stay safe and healthy. ❤❤
As a Kansan I hope my state treats you well!
Edit: I now realize that my innate love of the Great Plains is not normal. But neither is I-70 and I’m sorry you had to experience our state through it. There’s a lot more to our state than that.
Hi Lewis! Just want to tell you how much we enjoyed you show in Fort Myers Florida. I don't miss a show when you come here. You are the best. You tell it like it is and I love it! Please let you Mom know how much you are loved. Give her big hugs from Florida! Come back soon. Be well and God Bless.
Dragging dead Toto. Superb.
I live in OKC they're not buying tickets because they're mainly Republican and most of them are jammed in the hospital right now because they refused to take safety measures and do their due diligence
Go where they're waiting for you.
♥️👍
I look forward to seeing you in OKC. I didn’t buy tickets this time because I am staying in from COVID since I have a toddler who can’t get vaccinated yet. Hopefully they will have that ready before you make your way back and I can go see you. Thanks for all the humor you provide.
Legend in this game Lewis. Well done.
Love from Columbus Ohio ❤
Nice! I was born in Columbus! Cheers from gallia county Ohio! 😁✌❤
Sorry to hear about the show cancellations but always happy to see a new video pop up. See you in October :)
Mother lectures from love. Indifference is the killer of relationship. Mother's call didn't get interrupted with a audible sound as in the old days. You literally can keep talking into a dead phone without knowing the call is broken. But that mother cares so much to give advice from the heart is touching as fuck to me.
Did he just say paintings of Jesus from original photos? Did they get the color right?
Thanks again for the rant casts Lewis. Let's get your Oz play into production asap!! Perhaps the rubber chicken would care invest, produce, or direct?? 🤔 Enjoy the road, just don't forget to schedule some sightseeing time 🤣🤣
Lewis, the inside of your bus looks amazingly relaxing. Enjoy your trip through the heart of nothingness in winter.
I miss those lectures. But they are still with me
CO to KS drive is horrendous!
A drive anywhere is horrendous now. Our reproduction rate has far outpaced our road expansion rate.
Add for things to do upstate: get speeding ticket by hidden state trooper and pay said ticket because court is only open on Tuesdays from 1:00 to 3:00 PM.
Thanks for letting us know why your L.A. show was moved. I thought it was because of Covid. To find out it was because of shitty ticket sales blows my mind. As soon as I heard you were coming, I jumped to get my ticket. WTF is wrong with people?? Even worse, I had tickets to see Louie Anderson too 😥😭
I'm from Colorado wish I could have seen you.Too bad that's not able to show that.Love you podcast.
"FISH!!" YES!! Someone had to say it!! I spend hours every single week picking plastic bags out of the surrounding lakes and roads here. Save the Fish, Birds Turtles, Cats, Dogs, Skunks, Fox, Deer and anything else that can be trapped in it❤
there's nothing to see in Kansas.. unless you are near the tree.. (there's only one).. flat as my last Ex's che.. wait, she might see that and my alimony will go up. (now watch "The Dark side of Oz".." The Wizard.." combined with "Dark Side of the Moon".. it's superb)
Lmao Newt's brain! Now Everytime I here his name ...
Thinking of you! Thank you for the Rant. I think ticket sales are low in OK because of Omicron. They haven't peaked yet. It's definitely not you! We all love you! And don't you dare die! Wish us luck, we have 2 feet of snow coming on Saturday. Yippee! I'm just loving 2022! Please stay safe and be well and produce anything related to Oz!
PS, your Mom and I are similar in that we don't care if our kids are listening ... I've already texted my kids 10 times on what to do to prepare for the blizzard. None of which will be listened to!
You say it perfectly!
You should have came to Tulsa Oklahoma we would have showed you so much love
Really hope I can see you in Los Angeles
Lewis, please come to TD STATION in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Wear your mask cathleen make sure you keep Lewis safe for us ok. 💞💕💕
This kansasn loves you ❤ 💖 💕 💗 💓 ❤
I am pretty bummed that I couldn't get to Salina. That just sucks. 😘
I’m with this guy, I believe everything the main stream media tells me
Saw you in Denver. Good show.
Rubber chicken , the best prophylactic !
Crossing my fingers that you’ll make it to Turlock…we have nothing to do in the Central Valley!!
Orange like hunting vest orange? Wouldnt it be funny if the animals had the guns this time👍
Silly Lewis. No one ever grows old or dies in Oz..
Come to Rochester ny
" I guess that guy isn't that good" yes that is correct
This is why when he was younger he had the nickname Randy Andy
Time for you to rethink
38:55 this sounds like me lol.
Yup they should've doing that already.
He should conduct orchestras of progressive warriors with those graceful hands
I nominate the rubber chicken for the President in 2024.
America is birthing a new nation within it's population. There is pain in coming into this world. Lewis Black is empathetic. It grieves good people to see others in pain. Yet, must that we go thru this pain, or we shall never break the shell we are in! We must leave the capitalistic notion of life or forever be slave to it.
Stay on the road...rubber chickens don't cross, but stay on the road, really...
There is a warning in Plato's cave that if you went in there and forced them from the cave that they would try to kill you to get back to reality as they know it to watch the black and white shadows...
👊👊😎😎🤙🤙
Oz😳
Maybe somebody is mis managing dorothy, maybe dorothy never hired them and they conned their way into taking her income 🤔 we love you Lewis
Send Oral to Heaven in '87!
Seriously, there were bumper stickers all over Tulsa.
wink,,,
Comparing Trump with Caesar is like comparing Napoleon Dynamite with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Gee , falling in love with your own sophistry . Wouldn't want you to get a sprain !
I'm so sorry for the state of my home state, Lewis. Kkklansas is pretty gobbled by Citrus Caligula. I still see yards all sorts of farms & ranches with Trump 2020 & even 2016 signs everywhere in my county & beyond. It's really gross, & it crosses right into Missouri as well. YUCK!
If there was a yard without a sign, they may have been a Biden voter, but just too afraid to advertise it in gun country.
Oh, & you were wrong about Ivanka & the J6 committee. SHE WENT! Apparently, she was there for 8hrs!
I so wish I could have seen you here in Kansas! 😭 You are right about there being absolutely NOTHING driving across Kansas, super boring drive! But just so you know, we aren't ALL Trumptards here...😁
U keep on going Lewis.......and ill keep tuning in!!!
Ex Okie now in Az. Stupid Okies dont know talent !!!
Peace, Dixie 68
'Going after the children' .... WHO WORKED IN THE WHITEHOUSE!'
original photo of Jesus you say. Your humor inspires me. Very nice eulogy for Louie Anderson as well, very fitting.
I know your far to intelligent to believe elected officials in the white house are running our government no matter how they are helping run it in the ground. NSA, CIA and other departments are operating with very limited, if any, oversight. That should not be discounted. Especially by you good sir.
gilligans island updated gullable island will they make it back to reality
Marketplace had a great episode on the anti vax leaders, what motivates them, and how they operate.
Thank you, Lewis. Needed this. And totally agree about the shit-show that is menopause. Humbug. Some sort of warning would have been nice, just sayin', 'cause y'all went on and on about your orgasms like you invented them. Nothing about being able to support a full beard by 54 and having the 'to-shave or not-to-shave' debate every morning...
- Cathy (&, accidently, Steve), Ottawa/Bytown/Pimisi
Your a very funny guy Lewis.....but sales is not your forte'....
I think he has mixed up speedies with the vax.
Louis we love you but it sounds like you’re making lots of excuses for things. Can’t you just admit that you weren’t making enough money so you had to cancel things? We’ve followed you for years; be honest with us!
Pop Quiz
If somehow, the 2024 election is between Hillary and Trump, then
(fill in the blank).
Oklahoma City (and all of Oklahoma ) is one of the lowest vaccinated states in the Union. There are people dying every day. There were 84 the other day. Probably, why ticket sales are low. Stay in the smarter states (up north and west coast)😻😻love your humour.
Excellent video! This content needs P r o m o S M!!!
Just what we need yet another Old White Guy "mansplaining"
You do understand that she is HIS CHILD no matter how old she is right?
But they are not children
@@debrahelmlinger6256 that’s not the point. Let’s say a parent works at a slaughterhouse and is up to their armpits in dead animal parts blood and crap for 8 hours a day 6 days a week. The plant is a hazardous place where you could be maimed or killed at any time. No one is friendly to each other the pay stinks as much as the piles of filth that cake the whole place. After making it out of the place intact with all you parts still where they should be you retire. Would the parent that retired thankful for being able to hold a spoon after the trauma of the place would they tell their child to apply to the slaughterhouse? So why would Trump want any of his family to walk into a different type of slaughterhouse? Trump was constantly being berated threatened and lied about for his whole term and was lucky to get out intact. So why would he want to put his family into a room with the same people who hate and mocked him relentlessly for years? Trying to dig up or make up anything they could think of no matter how impossibly stupid and transparent of a lie it was. The slaughterhouse parent and Trump are protecting their children from possible harm. The butcher doesn’t want his child to be physically injured and Trump doesn’t want his child to be emotionally injured. A lot of politicians are still holding onto grudges against Trump and several of them have expressed a hatred for Trump and are petty enough to try and get to Trump through his children. So maybe just maybe it’s not about how old they are it’s about being a father. Just like Biden trying to keep his son safe from harm it’s a father’s responsibility to protect their children and families. Have a nice day
@@curtcoker6359 your line of reasoning seems heartfelt. Comparing trump to a hard working family man intent on raising his children well, in a protective environment kind of makes you look confused and/or delusional though. All sentiment aside, you are talking about Donald Trump. Not wishing to recognize reality does not cause reality to not exist.
Hey Lewis! Thank you for making life better with your jokes.