Count Binface at London Mayor Results Night

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  • @scrapyardsorcerer
    @scrapyardsorcerer Před 24 dny +237

    Even with the mask, this is the positive face of British politics.

  • @Neocynical
    @Neocynical Před 24 dny +242

    binface is still the mayor in my central fluid-pumping organ

    • @saturnsandjupiters358
      @saturnsandjupiters358 Před 24 dny +2

      fluid pumping organ????🤨🤨😳

    • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
      @FinkyStingers-fr2jq Před 24 dny

      @@saturnsandjupiters358 🫴🏼

    • @stan3333stan
      @stan3333stan Před 24 dny +18

      @@saturnsandjupiters358 you're really that dense? Is your central processing organ sub-par?

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality Před 24 dny +2

      ​@@saturnsandjupiters358
      Central pumping organ is the heart, central processing organ is the brain. How thick are you!?

    • @sfactory8253
      @sfactory8253 Před 24 dny

      @@Plethorality does Binface have a heart? Or something else as he's an alien.

  • @nathan105
    @nathan105 Před 24 dny +41

    I study politics at Strathclyde University and I will personally lobby for the undertaking of a study on Count Binface's popularity in London to be started!

  • @TheRealKaiProton
    @TheRealKaiProton Před 24 dny +81

    Forget Mayor or London, CBF for PM!

    • @PeteRed-ig3fp
      @PeteRed-ig3fp Před 24 dny +4

      Please anyone that knows how to do these sort of thing let's get Binface elected to parliament. It's now the only answer because it doesn't ever matter who you vote for the government always get in.If Count Binface actually got elected it would be the message that really really really needs sending Guy Fawkes being another.

    • @DIOPSIDE7995
      @DIOPSIDE7995 Před 24 dny +2

      Forget PM LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!

    • @TheRealKaiProton
      @TheRealKaiProton Před 24 dny +1

      @@DIOPSIDE7995 Might be a little higher than the british public can vote him, on that one,

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 Před 24 dny +2

      @@TheRealKaiProton If the entire world wouldn't vote for him, it's a bigger mistake than even brexit

    • @PeteRed-ig3fp
      @PeteRed-ig3fp Před 24 dny

      ​@@cantin8697hahahaha all the people that voted for Brexit now realise once again they got lied to by the scumbags and it's actually breath taking to listen to them moan they were lied 2.😂

  • @lukekerry3195
    @lukekerry3195 Před 24 dny +48

    Count bin face is just the gift that keeps giving. Which is kind of ironic for a bin 😂

    • @adam7802
      @adam7802 Před 24 dny +5

      Bins see so much rubbish naturally they know whats good for us.

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny

      @@adam7802 And bins are good object for taking the rubbish away.

  • @Naraithlos
    @Naraithlos Před 24 dny +12

    Thats one hell of a catchy line you just said there... "Just think of what could have bin"

  • @CineRanter
    @CineRanter Před 24 dny +71

    He's got my vote!

  • @cam_json
    @cam_json Před 24 dny +38

    For the croissants 😌🥐

  • @bobhattonjnr
    @bobhattonjnr Před 24 dny +20

    I want to hear more about his Ceefax policy

  • @hampstersquared
    @hampstersquared Před 24 dny +4

    I had so many of my friends from across the political spectrum despairing, saying they didn't know who to vote for. To each one, my response of 'Binface?' was met, not with laughter but with disappointment that they only had one vote, and if they had two they would have put a tick in the binface box.

  • @daedalus6796
    @daedalus6796 Před 24 dny +20

    How chivalrous of the count to concede so that others dont feel bad.

  • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
    @FinkyStingers-fr2jq Před 24 dny +19

    Binface is by far the best interstellar candidate,by a galactic YEAR!

  • @bhuvaneshserene-blake9540
    @bhuvaneshserene-blake9540 Před 24 dny +18

    I wonder after 2 runs at this, if Binface came up with more serious (not by my standard but by typical uk government standard) policies or even just steal the labour party's, would Count Binface get more votes? I actually think there is a place for Binface in British Politics and would love to have someone a bit more blunt and someone not tied to a party at least in the house of commons, it would be really refreshing to have someone say what they genuinely think all the time in U.K. politics.

  • @PeteRed-ig3fp
    @PeteRed-ig3fp Před 24 dny +40

    Please stand for parliament Count. At this point Binface is the only thing that makes sense. To all those that think a vote for Binface would be a wasted vote aint been paying attention. If voting changed anything it would be illegal.Imagine binface taking his seat

    • @lordpelagius5078
      @lordpelagius5078 Před 24 dny +5

      pretty sure he inferred he was going to run against sunak

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny +5

      He said he would stand for Parliament in Uxbridge if he could crowd fund enough money to do it.

  • @ZsoltPal23092011
    @ZsoltPal23092011 Před 24 dny +4

    Mr Count, if you run for PM, you have my vote.

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf Před 24 dny +26

    This legend should be the Mayor!🤘❤️🤟

  • @stephfoxwell4620
    @stephfoxwell4620 Před 24 dny +86

    Keep up the good work Binface.
    You provide better opposition than the feeble Labour party

    • @Shmuklidooha
      @Shmuklidooha Před 24 dny

      Labour won the election for Mayor

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 Před 24 dny +3

      You know they won right? They aren't the opposition in City Hall...

    • @stephfoxwell4620
      @stephfoxwell4620 Před 24 dny +2

      @@gregoryfenn1462 Binface does more to call out our Government than the official opposition ever do.

    • @questionmaker5666
      @questionmaker5666 Před 24 dny

      @@stephfoxwell4620 I like the sentiment, but I'm not so sure.

  • @user-sd3ik9rt6d
    @user-sd3ik9rt6d Před 24 dny +13

    I demand a recount, Count.

  • @anthonymarques7977
    @anthonymarques7977 Před 23 dny

    Spending half your mortgage on a pain au raisin... I certainly WILL be thinking of Count Binface! 😂

  • @philipmurphy2
    @philipmurphy2 Před 24 dny +7

    Binface probably has more MPs talking to him then Rishi right now however

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny +1

      than Rishi. Binface insists on correct English as he is programmed that way.

  • @bjonkofficial
    @bjonkofficial Před 24 dny +7

    #MAKECEEFAXGREATAGAIN #BINFACE2024

  • @Robyn_Andrews
    @Robyn_Andrews Před 24 dny +40

    COUNT BINFACE IS MY MAYOR 😠😠😠 GET THE LONDON MAYOR OUT ABD COUNT BINFACE IN !!!!11!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @UziRaz
    @UziRaz Před 20 dny

    The price cap for croissant has been long overdue

  • @AntifoulAwl
    @AntifoulAwl Před 24 dny +5

    Time to take out the rubbish.

  • @paulbo9033
    @paulbo9033 Před 24 dny +4

    Count Binface. Can you just go for the jugular and seize power. We need you ss leader urgently.

  • @itmandar
    @itmandar Před 24 dny +4

    Pain au chocolate are painfully expensive I agree.

  • @ThatBulgarian
    @ThatBulgarian Před 24 dny +4

    thronging

  • @twilightcapers
    @twilightcapers Před 24 dny

    Count Binface, taking out the trash!

  • @decoyfox
    @decoyfox Před 24 dny +3

    Got my vote, we need more bin representation

  • @malahammer
    @malahammer Před 18 dny

    The most articulate of all candidates.

  • @hystari200
    @hystari200 Před 24 dny

    If he does win, I hope he’s got his ideas set up most don’t going in this man deserves to be Leader of the Opposition or Mayor

  • @Ztandard32
    @Ztandard32 Před 24 dny +1

    I am thinking of moving to London next time, just so I can vote for you.

  • @polarisnorth4875
    @polarisnorth4875 Před 24 dny +5

    Robbed

  • @ThorinWolf
    @ThorinWolf Před 24 dny +1

    Strathclyde eh? Unfortunately, I never gained the contacts in that department...

  • @adrianincroydon71
    @adrianincroydon71 Před 24 dny

    I was shocked to hear that that is a mask. I thought it was your alien head.

  • @Six6ix
    @Six6ix Před 24 dny +4

    MAN LIKE BINFACESAV

  • @mcjs8640
    @mcjs8640 Před 24 dny

    The REAL election Count!
    Love you Count Binface! 💚

  • @LloydBurr
    @LloydBurr Před 24 dny

    Pain aux raisin? We should be pain aux lowering those prices. Vote Binface! 🥐

  • @rpannier
    @rpannier Před 21 dnem

    Londoners are so lucky to have the Count to vote for. Wish we did

  • @davidwatson7604
    @davidwatson7604 Před 24 dny +4

    Algo boost!

  • @James-ju4gj
    @James-ju4gj Před 24 dny +1

    Binface should start a party for GE

  • @timothyburbage
    @timothyburbage Před 24 dny

    He really warms my central pumping organ

  • @davegrimes3385
    @davegrimes3385 Před 24 dny

    Well done Count Binface!

  • @carbonfibrecanary3168
    @carbonfibrecanary3168 Před 22 dny

    What of the hand dryer in the gents toilet in the Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge? Has it or will it be moved to a more sensible location.

  • @rachelharris7915
    @rachelharris7915 Před 24 dny

    Love you Count xxxx

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před 24 dny +1

    Hail!

  • @derekspitz9225
    @derekspitz9225 Před 21 dnem

    This is one of the many things that makes Britain great: satire. A dying art in an increasingly absurd political landscape. Nobody does satire like the Brits, and perhaps the Irish.

  • @sanchoodell6789
    @sanchoodell6789 Před 24 dny

    Count Binface ran a great campaign aided by Slarty Bartfast and Arthur Dent! *DON'T PANIC!*

  • @Apoplexy1000
    @Apoplexy1000 Před 24 dny

    And think what could have Bin…

  • @paulb8603
    @paulb8603 Před 24 dny

    Our country’s best politician, binface

  • @theodoredobrowolski8525
    @theodoredobrowolski8525 Před 24 dny +3

    He might be able to win against justin Trudue here in Canada and win

    • @CyclingSteve
      @CyclingSteve Před 24 dny +6

      Oh sure, but he is far more interested in the Earth capital.

    • @anuragprasad8109
      @anuragprasad8109 Před 23 dny

      At this point, I think any human, alien, animal or thing would win against Trudeau.

  • @aweescotsdog8358
    @aweescotsdog8358 Před 24 dny +1

    The croissant based policy platform is clearly a winner with the voting public, but I feel that a biscuit base agenda might garner even wider support. Especially if it’s a flapjack.

  • @blindmown
    @blindmown Před 24 dny

    I'm not even joking, I want this person to be our prime minister. I trust him more than either Rishi or Keir.

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny

      I fear he might get too hot having to wear his bin for 5 years.

  • @MrMmnngghh
    @MrMmnngghh Před 24 dny

    Top Binter from the Count as per

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 24 dny +18

    Anti-Fascist Count Binface FTW

  • @spam6688
    @spam6688 Před 24 dny

    YAAYAYAYAYAYAY

  • @Kerys23a
    @Kerys23a Před 24 dny

    Bin day is coming

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny

      Happily it's bin day every week for many. Others have to be satisfied with every 2 weeks.

  • @bjolie78
    @bjolie78 Před 24 dny

    Let them eat croissants

  • @SpiderPigggg
    @SpiderPigggg Před 24 dny

    Did you off Elmo?

  • @christinepereira7622
    @christinepereira7622 Před 24 dny

    Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum 💪

  • @pjcnet
    @pjcnet Před 23 dny

    Would be infinitely better than Sadiq Khan.

  • @NomadicTom
    @NomadicTom Před 24 dny

    Count for President of Russia

  • @user-xd2rj1tx4y
    @user-xd2rj1tx4y Před 24 dny

    I’m voting for trump I know secrets now tunnels kids sicking

  • @rabadabadoo491
    @rabadabadoo491 Před 24 dny

    What could have bin....🗑

  • @MustardCoal
    @MustardCoal Před 24 dny +7

    i'm the first comment on count binface

    • @Robyn_Andrews
      @Robyn_Andrews Před 24 dny +1

      nuh uh

    • @PeteRed-ig3fp
      @PeteRed-ig3fp Před 24 dny +1

      Binface just maybe the saviour that humanity desperately needs. Binface Binface Binface.

    • @MrMmnngghh
      @MrMmnngghh Před 24 dny +3

      That must have Bin an exciting feeling

  • @neoneo4221
    @neoneo4221 Před 2 dny

    Who is this socially awkward journalist?

  • @bengoacher4455
    @bengoacher4455 Před 24 dny +1

    44% of 40% is 17.6% which is the total amount of Londoners who voted for the Labour Party, when you consider that the majority of those votes were more about voting against the Tory party you come to realise that Sadiq Khan did not win the election, he just lost the least.

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 Před 22 dny

      That's true of most local elections though because many can't be arsed to vote.

    • @bengoacher4455
      @bengoacher4455 Před 22 dny

      @heliotropezzz333 can't be arsed or are so disenfranchised by the shit candidates we have that they can't bring themselves to vote

  • @xxgaming_generation_2156
    @xxgaming_generation_2156 Před 24 dny +1

    Milking the topic dry it seems. What a waste of oxygen.

    • @fadedflame2537
      @fadedflame2537 Před 24 dny +41

      Found the Britain first voter

    • @Hackney_Boy-DoesntReadReplies
      @Hackney_Boy-DoesntReadReplies Před 24 dny +1

      London loves this anti-fascist alien with real policies, he sets the baseline, the candidates with fewer votes are the waste of oxygen.

    • @liammorriss
      @liammorriss Před 24 dny +32

      Your just angry because you spent £9 on a croissant

    • @DeeCee-nb6ev
      @DeeCee-nb6ev Před 24 dny +3

      At least you have no worries about being assimilated by the Borg for your “uniqueness”.

    • @PeteRed-ig3fp
      @PeteRed-ig3fp Před 24 dny +5

      Reel it in mate The Count got connections amigo.