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A great idea with the Themse. With ideas like that i wish you would try to run for the german chancellor.

I love the Monster Raving Loony candidate too.

Yes! Make them watch The One Show! Although that is a bit brutal, I approve.

I don't live there, but I like Count Binface's platform. And just what did happen to Sangita Myska?

The music. Class.

The guy holding the L gets me every time.

He's not a very good politician, as he answers questions. A real politician gives out a word salad and never answers anything.

This is my view as an American. US politics takes itself far more seriously than the UK but ends up coming off as less mature and the world’s biggest joke.

Trash talkers unite.

"A trillion a week for the NHS. Now that will cost wont it?" "It'll cost a trillion quid! Honesty and integrity

Only one of these is a serious politician. Its not rishi

The look on the reform guys face being stood next to a man with a ventriloquists puppet (who I'm gonna guess is the one running) and the Count himself is just comedy gold.

If you listen very carefully you can hear the counts lock-on systems spoil-up

You were robbed.

the real faceoff

BInface 2029

Rishi sunak: just a leisurely stroll to the count ***Sees count binface*** Rishi sunak: trembling in fear Very good

The protection officer with the fake arm was more out of place than the Count. 😂

As Depeche Mode did not sing Everything Counts In Large Accounts.

When everyone was walking to through the count room, all I could hear in my head was the Imperial March from Star Wars. Please re-edit to make it so

It gives me faith in British democracy that it still embraces this ridiculousness. That people like Sunak can still stand for election and are treated with dignity not mockery brings me hope.

God sunak REALLY IS tiny😆 that podium near swallowed him whole😆

As you'd expect, the Count was polite and courteous, looking resplendent, unlike some candidates.

Well done

Fantastic !

You could see the fear in Sunak eyes when he clocked the Count, coming so close to his biggest political rival must have be nerve-wracking.

The Count truly regal looking. Congrats on your votes.

The count would be a better representation of the Conservative Party because he at least knows who's going to vote for him

I can't believe Sunak didn't immediately award Count Binface the title of Duke Binface before leaving office. Big mistake. Obviously Baron would sound better, but it turns out that is less important. What a stupid system.

Someone tell me what I should get from McDonald's

Where is the famous Matt Parker

The Count at the count!

Congratulations on 0,6%, onwards and upwards!

Genius only discovered him after the 2024 General Election but love him.

I love this and I’m here for it

The gerontocracy is getting out of hand

He damn ROASTED Boris with the pandemic one

“Can you introduce yourself?” - .... “ As if I need to!” .... You’re absolutely right @CountBinface! love you to the outerspace and back!!❤❤❤❤

😂😂😂😂

Who's fucking with the camera?

Now I need a parody song of Sheryl Crow's Tomorrow Never Dies called Tories Always Lie or something like that (idk i'm not british)

real

He has come a long way since 3,2,1.

"A man with a bin on his head", please show a little respect it is not every day an Intergalactic Overlord gets involved in the politics of a minor planet on the edge of the Universe. It is no surprise others can not be bothered if they are treated so shabbily.

That description aged like fine wine

Binface is not an alien, he is a god.

Should've hired Dan Andrews as your campaign consultant. Those level crossings would have been made history in short order, along with every level crossings that dare exist within a 150 mile radius.

Imagine how much better that state of the country would be in today if the voters had elected this hero instead

As one of the only U.S. citizens with Northallerton on my passport, you have my full support. WEY UP FOR OL BINNY!!!