Vote Count Binface for Bindependence Day! 4 July 2024

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  • Vote Count Binface for Richmond & Northallerton.
    Or don't.
    Promoted by Count Binface, PO Box 731, Wadhurst, TN5 6TD

Komentáře • 539

  • @wazeroonie6084
    @wazeroonie6084 Před 7 dny +1196

    5,702 years old? Wow. You don’t look a day over 4,986. Tell me Count, what is your bincare regime?

    • @aweescotsdog8358
      @aweescotsdog8358 Před 6 dny +160

      He uses a lot of bin liner

    • @jackbaynes3959
      @jackbaynes3959 Před 6 dny +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jackbaynes3959
      @jackbaynes3959 Před 6 dny +9

      ​@@aweescotsdog8358 Bin liner, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 Před 6 dny +18

      I bet he enjoys a good powerwash every week!

    • @momon969
      @momon969 Před 6 dny +22

      Every week he consumes the essence* of a tory, which reverses one week of aging.
      *wallet

  • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
    @user-jg5ie8rc1s Před 7 dny +1334

    We're counting on you Binface to throw out the rubbish.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před 7 dny +1795

    All I want is for Count Binface to beat Sunak in the polls.

    • @KelculesIII
      @KelculesIII Před 6 dny +30

      Is he related to Bin Laden?

    • @Traceva
      @Traceva Před 6 dny +6

      Me too

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 Před 6 dny +60

      @@KelculesIII Aren't we all?

    • @Patriotic_Eagle1995
      @Patriotic_Eagle1995 Před 6 dny +9

      The fact he's increasing Sunak's chance of keeping his seat is lost on you, eh?
      Not sure that's a great tradeoff for a lame gag but you do you, darlin'

    • @KelculesIII
      @KelculesIII Před 6 dny +33

      @@Cancun771 maybe he's related to Osama Bin Liner. I see a resemblance.

  • @Jetcbsa
    @Jetcbsa Před 6 dny +940

    People of Richmond… please do this for the nation, for the world, for all mankind. Vote Count Binface.

    • @chrisnaylor6814
      @chrisnaylor6814 Před 6 dny +17

      The Omniverse is counting on you 🫵

    • @snifrbelin
      @snifrbelin Před 6 dny +8

      Do it for Binkind.

    • @barneypaws4883
      @barneypaws4883 Před 6 dny +2

      Get the Binions out there to spread the word

    • @waynehsu4527
      @waynehsu4527 Před 5 dny +1

      Live long and prosper.

    • @ItsZombiefied
      @ItsZombiefied Před 5 dny +1

      That probably just makes the problem worse by splitting the vote, letting Sunak have a better chance of winning.

  • @tychothefriendlymonolith
    @tychothefriendlymonolith Před 6 dny +367

    You know things are bad when the most likeable candidate in an election is a space bin.

    • @danhoppy5517
      @danhoppy5517 Před 6 dny +9

      I'd like to think that Dusty Bin would be his Deputy. Poor lad has been out of work since 3-2-1!

    • @MrMmnngghh
      @MrMmnngghh Před 6 dny

      😆 that's what you call a belter, kids 👍🤘💥

  • @madatlas3806
    @madatlas3806 Před 6 dny +112

    Please please please run for US president, we'll take anyone.

    • @Pyjamarama11
      @Pyjamarama11 Před 5 dny +11

      that is plain for the world to see

    • @strangetomato3021
      @strangetomato3021 Před 4 dny +9

      We got Vernon supreme

    • @Banana_Slugcat
      @Banana_Slugcat Před 3 dny +5

      At this point people would rather vote for a rock instead of the two alternatives.

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 Před 2 dny

      @@strangetomato3021 🪥Vermin 2024🪥

    • @mothgirl326
      @mothgirl326 Před 2 dny

      ​@@Banana_Slugcatno way its momk rian worl

  • @Anonyomus_commenter
    @Anonyomus_commenter Před 6 dny +213

    All other parties except the Tories should step down so Sunak can lose to Binface

  • @philipcraig6230
    @philipcraig6230 Před 7 dny +175

    Binface for PM

  • @anna-mariaglover9259
    @anna-mariaglover9259 Před 6 dny +200

    I'm dreaming - and my dreams consist of Count Binface getting into parliament on a technicality. I swear I would tune into question time every single week.

    • @washboo
      @washboo Před 6 dny +19

      Problem - not allowed hats in Parliament. I think Binface would have to just become ...Face.

    • @AndrewHalliwell
      @AndrewHalliwell Před 6 dny +48

      Simple, he goes in wearing a fez on day one.
      Speaker: Count Binface, remove your hat.
      Takes fez off.
      Speaker: And the rest!
      Binface: I require the rest for health reasons.
      Speaker: And they are?
      Binface: The nitrogen in your atmosphere is toxic to me.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Před dnem

      @@AndrewHalliwell The fez should be shaped like one of those small office wastebins.

  • @MrMmnngghh
    @MrMmnngghh Před 6 dny +74

    The Prime Binister the U.K. desperately needs.
    Good luck from Melbourne, Australia. I wish I could vote for you 💜💚

  • @Anmeteor9663
    @Anmeteor9663 Před 6 dny +146

    Binface, sensible policies for a happier Britain 🎉

  • @martinlewis2969
    @martinlewis2969 Před 6 dny +176

    Count Binface leader of the universe, Count, kick the arse out of sunak, whole nation is behind you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

  • @StephanieWoodcock
    @StephanieWoodcock Před 7 dny +154

    I wish I lived there - you'd get my vote!!! 💖

  • @EggsForDessert
    @EggsForDessert Před 6 dny +26

    Finally a politician where the shit goes in them rather than keeps coming out of them.

  • @urbfr389
    @urbfr389 Před 6 dny +37

    Pretty please, send Count Binface to Parliament!

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin Před 5 dny +4

      I do not ask for much in life. But I ask for this.

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed Před 4 dny +2

      Now that would be a sight to behold especially at questions time .👁👁👁😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍🇬🇧

  • @ascgazz7347
    @ascgazz7347 Před 6 dny +86

    If they don’t vote for you, they need a good Binning!

  • @LtSerg756
    @LtSerg756 Před 6 dny +76

    if he defeats reform I will cry from laughter

    • @LtSerg756
      @LtSerg756 Před 6 dny +5

      nvm he wasn't talking about the general elections

    • @aidy6000
      @aidy6000 Před 5 dny +2

      @@LtSerg756 You will find yourself shocked and apauled tomorrow night I think.

    • @shortjimm7133
      @shortjimm7133 Před 4 dny +10

      ​@@aidy6000 reform aint winning. No chance. England aint stuck in the past.

    • @Whiteythereaper
      @Whiteythereaper Před 4 dny

      A scarily large proportion of them are but thankfully not enough to fuck things up ​@@shortjimm7133

  • @Zikekiel
    @Zikekiel Před 6 dny +38

    Richmond, do the right thing. Britain needs an ancient space warrior in parliament.

  • @cunninglinguist-hu1dz
    @cunninglinguist-hu1dz Před 6 dny +48

    Come on Richmond and Northallerton, make it happen.

  • @I_Was_Chrispy_Kreme
    @I_Was_Chrispy_Kreme Před 6 dny +48

    A Vote for Binface is a vote for Ceefax... come on people let's bring back Ceefax

    • @tethys17
      @tethys17 Před 5 dny +1

      Ceefax as in that ancient space invaders like internet system we had on TVs?
      I can't believe people used to book holidays on that thing 😂

    • @Blackadder75
      @Blackadder75 Před 5 dny +1

      @@tethys17 they also used it for dating......

    • @tethys17
      @tethys17 Před 4 dny +1

      @@Blackadder75 did every date start with "hey its me off the telly!"

    • @Blackadder75
      @Blackadder75 Před 4 dny +1

      @@tethys17 dunno, I was too young, I only used it as program guide and maybe wimbledon results when I started playing tennis as a kid

  • @jcskyknight2222
    @jcskyknight2222 Před 6 dny +60

    Seriously though, when you do finally get in, don’t change.

    • @shaun906
      @shaun906 Před 6 dny +16

      his bin bag will need changing at some point?

    • @virtuafighter3
      @virtuafighter3 Před 6 dny +3

      @@shaun906 The bin bag is not for turning

  • @speleokeir
    @speleokeir Před 6 dny +19

    Count Binface - The only candidate that isn't a load of rubbish and doesn't need to trash talk!

  • @SalemGhassanHanna
    @SalemGhassanHanna Před 7 dny +46

    The best use of this music since Hans Gruber's boys entered the Nakatomi vault.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 7 dny +68

    BINDEPENDENCE DAY

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 Před 6 dny +1

      BD4 Recycled!

    • @RaytheonTechnologies_Official
      @RaytheonTechnologies_Official Před 6 dny +4

      CZcams offers to translate this comment into English. I took it up on the offer.
      Apparently "BINDEPENDENCE DAY" translates into in English as "BINDEPENDENCE DAY". Amazing. Languages will never cease to fascinate me.

    • @volo870
      @volo870 Před 6 dny

      @@RaytheonTechnologies_Official That's Galactic Standard Language - understood by any person in the nearest 30,000 parsecs, as long as this person speaks English.

  • @anthonyguter
    @anthonyguter Před 7 dny +53

    Power is about to drop into your hands like a ripe plum

  • @simon5408
    @simon5408 Před 7 dny +36

    Sensible policies for a happy and more prosperous omniverse.

  • @Lopnawe
    @Lopnawe Před 7 dny +38

    Hail Binface! Youve got my vote!

  • @C.A.A93
    @C.A.A93 Před 6 dny +33

    WHY AM I CURSED WITH LIVING IN SOUTH YORKSHIRE. WHY!!!!!!

    • @tomfinney3416
      @tomfinney3416 Před 6 dny +3

      it is no curse to be a tyke of the peoples republic , it is a blessing even if that means watching doncaster rovers , its a small price to pay , i feel sorry for binface having to talk to all the rich snobs in the north of the ridings

    • @C.A.A93
      @C.A.A93 Před 6 dny +2

      @@tomfinney3416I have no actual problem with South Yorkshire, but for COUNT BINFACE to be so close and I can’t vote for him is, pardon the bin pun, RUBBISH!

    • @tomfinney3416
      @tomfinney3416 Před 6 dny

      @@C.A.A93 lol you aint alone , binface is brilliant ,but i have it on good authority that a whippet is standing (well running ) in wombwell and there is a ferret in fitzwilliam

    • @Willfa_
      @Willfa_ Před 4 dny

      its fine. move to northallerton if your a chav, and richmond if you have a strange accent and dont mind being shit on

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 Před 4 dny

      Don't know, but you must've done something pretty terrible in a past life.
      (Please note I am an Australian who knows nothing of Yorkshire, south or otherwise.)

  • @welwin0389
    @welwin0389 Před 6 dny +18

    come on Richmond and Northallerton, make your vote Count!

    • @TheWebstaff
      @TheWebstaff Před 6 dny

      This should have been sent on a post card to everyone in that area!

  • @Aiden.Stinkhorn
    @Aiden.Stinkhorn Před 6 dny +16

    Glorious British humour!! I hope he wins.

  • @mancroft
    @mancroft Před 7 dny +31

    Binface! Binface! Binface! Binface! Binface! A vote for Binface is a vote for sanity! Binface! Binface! Binface! Binface! Binface!

  • @Nuts-Bolts
    @Nuts-Bolts Před 6 dny +15

    We've Bin lied to far too long.

  • @Urbane.guerrilla
    @Urbane.guerrilla Před 6 dny +15

    Vote for sanity, vote binface!

  • @ayeayesailor
    @ayeayesailor Před 6 dny +14

    Class comments section for a class candidate. The most harmonious place in politics- should be enough to get a vote from all of us

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 Před 6 dny +15

    Unironically gonna vote for this higher being

  • @cupidstunt1975
    @cupidstunt1975 Před 6 dny +11

    As a Richmond resident you get my vote

  • @DuncanEduardo
    @DuncanEduardo Před 6 dny +9

    This is our last refuse!

  • @duncwoodbridge7152
    @duncwoodbridge7152 Před 6 dny +10

    Cmon people of Richmond and Northallerton vote Binface vote for all of us longing for a better world only the Count can provide

  • @KeithApp
    @KeithApp Před 6 dny +11

    5702 years old. Hes almost as old as Cliff Richard 😂

  • @magravy1
    @magravy1 Před 6 dny +11

    Bin for the win!

  • @lukedaniell
    @lukedaniell Před 5 dny +3

    Move forward with all diligence. Remember that you're a garbage CAN, not a garbage CANNOT.
    Godspeed, CB.

  • @JamesCarter-ok9nl
    @JamesCarter-ok9nl Před 7 dny +16

    I'd help him get elected

  • @eddjordan2399
    @eddjordan2399 Před 7 dny +13

    Got my vote

  • @berndborte8214
    @berndborte8214 Před 6 dny +8

    Stand with Count Binface! Vote the original, instead of the Imposter Lord Buckethaed!

  • @breadcrumbs1060
    @breadcrumbs1060 Před 6 dny +4

    as an American Count Binface has my vote

  • @jimmeltonbradley1497
    @jimmeltonbradley1497 Před 6 dny +8

    Richmond in Yorkshire is such a beautiful place. It really does need someone like Count Binface to fully exploit all the resources that reside beneath that green and pleasant carapace - for the benefit of the Omniverse, of course!

  • @benholroyd5221
    @benholroyd5221 Před 4 dny +7

    0.6% of the vote. Stand-up maths is predicting a victory next election.

  • @floriangunzer6244
    @floriangunzer6244 Před 6 dny +5

    I love you Count Binface!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @TommyJoeSausages
    @TommyJoeSausages Před 6 dny +5

    I want so much to see him walking into the House of Commons and sitting down on those green benches in the full space warrior suit

    • @Aima952
      @Aima952 Před 4 dny

      But would it count as plate armour? Pretty sure plate armour is banned in the commons. His laser gun isn't though, only swords.

  • @sammas7193
    @sammas7193 Před 6 dny +5

    That’s my president!

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem Před 6 dny +9

    You never see Count Binface and Jonathan Pie in the same place, at the same time. I find that.... interesting

    • @DeeCee-nb6ev
      @DeeCee-nb6ev Před 6 dny +1

      Or Binface and Starmer in the same place at the same time.
      To resolve this conspiracy just elect Binface and he can face Starmer (assuming he retains his seat) in Parliament.

  • @antonycharnock2993
    @antonycharnock2993 Před 6 dny +9

    Don't worry Binface. Even though I don't live in Richmond & Northallerton, I'll be sorting my rubbish for you on Thursday👍😂

  • @juffjaff
    @juffjaff Před 6 dny +6

    Bindependence Day!! Brilliant.

  • @theeviljames
    @theeviljames Před 5 dny +2

    Finally, a competent leader with a vision for the future! All hail, Count Binface!

  • @Eugene-tm8fm
    @Eugene-tm8fm Před 5 dny +4

    Binface if you win please make the United States a part of Britain again, we need you over here 🫡🙇‍♂️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @lindajenner5870
    @lindajenner5870 Před 5 dny +2

    What a remarkable and outstanding candidate hooray for Binface xxx

  • @arnoldschwarzenegger3755

    I’m an American and you’ve got my vote, Count Binface…. Let’s just hope that jerk Lord Buckethead doesn’t get in the way.

  • @kingteare
    @kingteare Před 7 dny +6

    We love CB up North
    🎉
    Promoted by King Teare at 20 Granville Court, Jesmond, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE2 1TQ.

  • @DylanTheMattressMan
    @DylanTheMattressMan Před 7 dny +9

    Is there a Bin Face Party that could be joined to campaign locally on price capping local pastries or potato scones if in Scotland?

  • @Siriathion
    @Siriathion Před 6 dny +4

    Adding the European Union anthem as a soundtrack is a nice touch ;)

  • @zalzalahbuttsaab
    @zalzalahbuttsaab Před 3 dny +1

    Ah! A breath of fresh air! May the Fourth be with us!

  • @KelculesIII
    @KelculesIII Před 6 dny +5

    Big Up the Binface!

  • @AfungusoftheLungusAmongus

    I was fucking crying when I saw the results for Richmond & Northallerton.

  • @MattDavey68
    @MattDavey68 Před 6 dny +5

    Go on Richmond! Have a laugh, you live once. Vote for Binface!

  • @D6Soldier
    @D6Soldier Před 6 dny +2

    The emotion expressed in the word "rural" is something i am here for, all day

  • @vandorb12
    @vandorb12 Před 5 dny +1

    Good luck with your election, mate. Much love from the dirty Colonialist

  • @fazertace6837
    @fazertace6837 Před 5 dny +2

    All the best for tomorrow Count.
    You a Big Dog now.

  • @htasul
    @htasul Před 6 dny +3

    If I were in Richmond I would rather vote for Binface than Sunak

  • @RainbowsClone
    @RainbowsClone Před 4 dny +2

    I want to see the timeline where this guy somehow won and now has to run the country

  • @safirahmed
    @safirahmed Před 6 dny +5

    A spaceport is always useful for interplanetary visitors and boosting trade.

  • @Legolash2o
    @Legolash2o Před 6 dny +1

    This video is brilliant!

  • @noahmiller91
    @noahmiller91 Před 5 dny +1

    Do it. There is going to be a supermajority. Binface will keep the government in line. He will give the world hope.
    And he has the clearest and most open policies that we can all get behind

  • @knietiefimdispo2458
    @knietiefimdispo2458 Před 5 dny +1

    Count Binface and Flipper are the most respected candidates. This tells us a lot about the state of democracy in the UK.

  • @philthrelfall5294
    @philthrelfall5294 Před 6 dny +13

    Now we know why Sunak was so obsessed with bins!? Come on people of Richmond & Northallerton, vote for a real leader with real policies!

  • @ranggayogiswara5148
    @ranggayogiswara5148 Před 5 dny +1

    As a racoon, i see this as an absolute win.

  • @Pyjamarama11
    @Pyjamarama11 Před 5 dny +2

    A new electorate, a new Member Of Parliament
    People of Richmond and Northallerton, unless you want to end up like the Skrotrots of Thragomindah-5 ................... you really should vote for Count Binface

  • @tethryss5001
    @tethryss5001 Před 4 dny +1

    He did it lads.

  • @TheDumbTake-xb6rr
    @TheDumbTake-xb6rr Před 6 dny +2

    My vote is for you, Count Binface.

  • @twilightgeneral777
    @twilightgeneral777 Před 4 dny

    As an American, he has my vote

  • @TheseLocalGods
    @TheseLocalGods Před 6 dny +1

    I for one welcome our new bin-faced overlords.

  • @Shibafan
    @Shibafan Před 5 dny +1

    You know things are crazy when even we in the US wish we had a Count Binface. Go Count Go!

  • @codylowe1683
    @codylowe1683 Před dnem

    I don't agree with his politics but I sure can respect and love this man oorah from the US

  • @GnomaPhobic
    @GnomaPhobic Před 6 dny +3

    If only we had such quality candidates in America.

  • @cald1421
    @cald1421 Před 14 hodinami

    5,702? He’s so wise! And way more with it than other olds like Biden: elect this specimen now!

  • @spacecase13
    @spacecase13 Před 5 dny

    Finally a leader I can throw in with! I will have me a garbage day!

  • @michaelwain3198
    @michaelwain3198 Před 6 dny +1

    I would love to vote for Binface! I was born in Northallerton but we moved away when I was 2. Please Binface change the rules after you get elected so anyone born in Northallerton can vote Binface too!

  • @ElectroBlep
    @ElectroBlep Před 5 dny

    We don't deserve him, but we need him. Long live Count Binface! You know Richmond would love to have Count Binface tap your resources. I've seen how you look at him.

  • @Akuzastar
    @Akuzastar Před 4 dny +2

    He got 308 votes. Try again next time 👏 maybe try in the locals too 😅

  • @BrawnyFanta
    @BrawnyFanta Před 7 dny +29

    When space alien seems more human and local than the tories 😂😊

  • @sjaguartype
    @sjaguartype Před 6 dny +2

    If Count BINFACE is promising to build at least 1 new home he has my vote

  • @DJYoue
    @DJYoue Před 5 dny

    I so want to see you in the House of Commons, it would be soooo good where the most sane politician in the house has a bin for a head!

  • @foolishfooligan4437
    @foolishfooligan4437 Před 6 dny

    We in the US would greatly appreciate if Binface could run for president 😢

  • @relaxedXgen
    @relaxedXgen Před 5 dny

    all hail count binface.
    bow to his galactic wisdom garnered over millennia and should he fail in his mission to lift richmond and north allerton from the quagmire it now rests.
    sunak will have at least been returned to his rightful station.
    as a non consequential back bencher of the opposition.
    win/win

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 Před 5 dny

    May you inspire others to take out the trash in politics!

  • @chopperharris32
    @chopperharris32 Před 6 dny +10

    Vote Count Binface for the future of politics in UK...and get rid of Sunak

  • @Sm0lm0l
    @Sm0lm0l Před 6 dny

    As an American I’m baffled that this guy is better at campaigning than our two top candidates.

  • @rustledjammies8769
    @rustledjammies8769 Před 4 dny

    Don't live there, but he's got my bloody vote!

  • @dylerturden8018
    @dylerturden8018 Před 4 dny

    This is all so binface can be on the stage standing behind Sunak when he delivers the conservative concession speech. It's gonna be beautiful.

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 Před 5 dny

    Love his American football shoulder pads. Would get my vote!

  • @beng7845
    @beng7845 Před 6 dny

    I'd vote for him, he's better than the other guy.