I recommend people look for Stop The Tories for the tactical vote for their postcode. It's not affiliated to any party, it just wants the Tories out of opposition as well as out of government.
Sunak's whole persona and career can be summarised by this simple fact: he donated $3 million to a private school in the USA; he gave £100,000 to his boarding school, Winchester College; and he donated a £10 bottle of wine to a local school in his constituency, which was fundraising to buy computers.
Wow I missed this one. The private school is in CA too, must be planning ahead as to where his daughters will be inevitably attending when he flees the country. I really hope the £10 bottle story was seen by enough of his constituents, what a wet wipe he is. He probably thought nothing of it, which is the point, a small choice that speaks volumes about his character. No doubt there are enough deluded out there that will defend him on that.
This man has no concept of honesty and integrity, and is a hiccup in the history of this country. He will be back in the USA in August complaining and whinging about the awful people of this country and all of the great things he did for them. Good riddance wishy washy.
@@SimonTBam no probably about it 1000% he did, the cheap wine probably came from the cellar of number 10, then he had his secretary mock up a recent for the claim
i would hope for their (it's a two man team, iirc) sanity's sake that they have AI set-up now to transcribe every new speech, so that every word/syllable/vowel sound is catalogued and they can 'just' piece together their lyrics and call-up the requisite clips from which it can be compiled. Maybe in the early CB days there was more leg work involved. So they'd need to keep tabs on when speeches are being made to be able to get hold of the footage, but hopefully not have to even watch them once, just let the computers do their work filtering through the shite. Maybe oversee for errors & unrecognised sounds/words.🦾🤖💥🔫
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq you might miss a Tory government but not Sunak. And he won't miss us when he buggers off to California next week. I doubt he ever returns to the UK. But what a patriot!
Love your videos because, watching them, I feel like there is someone who hates the Tories and what they've done to this country as much as I do. Makes me feel calmer and seen/validated. The Tories have made my life so much more difficult than it needed to be. Can't wait to see the back of them, for good, I hope. VOTE
It’s true, they have been awful but I think Labour will only be marginally less worse. The old saying is always true: “It doesn’t matter who you vote for, the government always gets in”
@@youtuber6193There is no way labour can fuck up that bad, there's been like a 1000 tory scandals and fuck ups since 2019, there's no way they can beat that.
Whatever, spank Labour later if they haven't learnt from this shambles and repeat the same shit. Priority first is to wallop these entitled arrogant double standards fleecing mega tossers.
First there was no Sky tv when he was a youngster and now I hear that he had to turn down the heating on the horse stables last winter. I think we need to have some empathy for our beleaguered leader.
*Hallelujah!!!! The daily jesus devotional has been a huge part of my transformation, God is good 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻was owning a loan of $47,000 to the bank for my son's brain surgery (David), Now I'm no longer in debt after I invested $12,000 and got my payout of m $270,500 every months,God bless Christy Fiore🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸..*
After I raised up to 325k trading with her I bought a new House and a car here in the states 🇺🇸🇺🇸 also paid for my son's surgery (Oscar). Glory to God.shalom.
Wow that's nice She makes you that much!! please is there a way to reach her services, I work 3 jobs and trying to pay off my debts for a while now!! Please help me.
No one can celebrate until the results are called. No one should assume this is a forgone conclusion. I remember the 80s and 90s, no one said they voted Tory, but they kept on getting back in. GET (THEM) OUT AND VOTE!!!
Completely agree. Too many people are embarrassed to admit voting Tory and the same will happen again. It's like people are too scared of leaving an abusive partner and prefer to stick with the devil they know.
The Tories final tactic is to convince potential Labour voters the outcome is a foregone conclusion so they don’t need to go out and vote. If you want Labour to win there’s only one way to make sure of it and that is to vote for them.
Precisely. Things were dire in 2019, everyone was realising the car crash of Brexit was a big scam, and people were seemingly begging for change. And then the Tories increased their majority. I'd love to go back to the late 90s/early 2000s and I suppose that would mean voting Labour, but with education as poor as it is and people generally not very bright, I'm not holding my breath for good news. I think they'll stay in by the skin of their teeth, which would be a shame as things won't get better that way, but I've already resigned myself to that future so at least I won't be disappointed.
@@steadyoneddieNobody is embarrassed to admit it. They just don't go on the internet shouting a whining about it on the internet as conservatives are usually the silent majority and labour and the third rate smaller parties voters are screechers, because they've lost 14 years straight.
Perhaps small man syndrome @@Traceva Deliberately tight fitting as if there's a big man bursting out of his clothing. Perception matters to insecure twats.
in an age of AI when we can have anybody saying anything we want, there's something to be admired in the craftsmanship of the classic method of manually splicing together monologue.
Wouldn't count on it. I reckon they'll stay in with one of the closest results we've seen so far. I was certain they'd be ousted in 2019 but they increased their majority instead.
Don't vote for labour either, tell your mates that! The country will be a liberal hell hole with crazy laws and even more mentally ill people running it.
@@greenman1411 I've a feeling there'll be less of a celebration, more a sigh of relief. Depending on how the Labour government do, I might actually be able to go more than a couple of days sober! Fingers crossed eh?
Tactical voting could help reduce the numbers of Tory MPs elected. Suggestions for tactical voting will also vary due to policy, political party, dataset and methodologies used. Examples include but not limited to: Tactical Vote StopTheTories (MVTFWD) Get Voting (Best for Britain) Rejoin Vote The Muslim Vote
Vote Out To Help Out
Yes!!
Get the trend going... #VoteOutToHelpOut
Zero seats too!
😂😂😂
I recommend people look for Stop The Tories for the tactical vote for their postcode.
It's not affiliated to any party, it just wants the Tories out of opposition as well as out of government.
"please people, have your say, and make me leave like I did on D-Day" 😂
The best line.
Inspired!
Yes that one got a smile.
Need more than aloe vera for that burn.
D Day Thursday our liberation from you w...
"bursting with so much shit they could join the conservatives" just dead laughing at that punch line
top line 😂
That line got me going as well 🤣
cracked me up that line
Sunak's whole persona and career can be summarised by this simple fact: he donated $3 million to a private school in the USA; he gave £100,000 to his boarding school, Winchester College; and he donated a £10 bottle of wine to a local school in his constituency, which was fundraising to buy computers.
He probably claimed the ten quid back on expenses.... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow I missed this one. The private school is in CA too, must be planning ahead as to where his daughters will be inevitably attending when he flees the country. I really hope the £10 bottle story was seen by enough of his constituents, what a wet wipe he is. He probably thought nothing of it, which is the point, a small choice that speaks volumes about his character. No doubt there are enough deluded out there that will defend him on that.
Jesus that’s shocking
This man has no concept of honesty and integrity, and is a hiccup in the history of this country. He will be back in the USA in August complaining and whinging about the awful people of this country and all of the great things he did for them. Good riddance wishy washy.
@@SimonTBam no probably about it 1000% he did, the cheap wine probably came from the cellar of number 10, then he had his secretary mock up a recent for the claim
Cassetteboy is like the Banksy of CZcams.
Except Cassetteboy actually has talent.
@@Tubeite ooooooooooh critical hit
"I'm a nightmare in tight clothing, all my suits are too short, like your patience for me going" 😂
@@paulmcgarry7019 and his wallet
I can barely imagine how much time and effort it takes to make something so perfect. Imagine having to sit and watch those speeches again and again…
i would hope for their (it's a two man team, iirc) sanity's sake that they have AI set-up now to transcribe every new speech, so that every word/syllable/vowel sound is catalogued and they can 'just' piece together their lyrics and call-up the requisite clips from which it can be compiled. Maybe in the early CB days there was more leg work involved. So they'd need to keep tabs on when speeches are being made to be able to get hold of the footage, but hopefully not have to even watch them once, just let the computers do their work filtering through the shite. Maybe oversee for errors & unrecognised sounds/words.🦾🤖💥🔫
"my television not having sky is the limit" goes crazy
"Please people, have your say and make me leave like I did on D-day"
That's a mic drop moment
🎤🔥
My friends and family: So who is your favourite rapper?
Me: Its complicated...
David Cameron
Alan Sugar
@@adewhite731 bladdy bladdy bladdy
@@ffarkasm Absolutely that was just perfection... "I'm not saying it's not funny. It is for me. I've got loads of money!" Him in a nutshell.
Well said 😂
Taste my tears,
They're cleaner than the rivers,
Which are bursting with so much shit
They could join the Conservatives!
BYE BYE RISHI. YOU WON'T BE MISSED.
Good riddance to bad rubbish sunak
on July 5th it will be a hand over from one set of corrupt globalist sock-puppets to another!
After 5 years of Starmer we probably will.
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq you might miss a Tory government but not Sunak. And he won't miss us when he buggers off to California next week. I doubt he ever returns to the UK. But what a patriot!
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Get out of here you silly Tory 😆
Cassetteboy never misses
Respect that in a world where ElevenLabs exists, Cassetteboy still sits there and compiles little half-second clips together one at a time.
I didn't think you'd ever top the David Cameron one but here we are
I know and we all thought David Cameron always would "come here with flows right from the top" 🤣
Love your videos because, watching them, I feel like there is someone who hates the Tories and what they've done to this country as much as I do. Makes me feel calmer and seen/validated. The Tories have made my life so much more difficult than it needed to be. Can't wait to see the back of them, for good, I hope. VOTE
Yep get them out and then get in the red conservatives, hopeless.
It’s true, they have been awful but I think Labour will only be marginally less worse.
The old saying is always true:
“It doesn’t matter who you vote for, the government always gets in”
@@youtuber6193There is no way labour can fuck up that bad, there's been like a 1000 tory scandals and fuck ups since 2019, there's no way they can beat that.
@@youtuber6193vote reform babyyyyy
Whatever, spank Labour later if they haven't learnt from this shambles and repeat the same shit. Priority first is to wallop these entitled arrogant double standards fleecing mega tossers.
First there was no Sky tv when he was a youngster and now I hear that he had to turn down the heating on the horse stables last winter.
I think we need to have some empathy for our beleaguered leader.
There was Sky TV... I nearly his age, we had it for a while.
@@jondonnelly4831 Well count yourself lucky as you had something the poor billionaire PM had to cope without. How he did it we will never know.
*Hallelujah!!!! The daily jesus devotional has been a huge part of my transformation, God is good 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻was owning a loan of $47,000 to the bank for my son's brain surgery (David), Now I'm no longer in debt after I invested $12,000 and got my payout of m $270,500 every months,God bless Christy Fiore🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸..*
Thanks to my co-worker (Alex) who suggested Ms Christy Fiore.
Hello how do you make such monthly ?? I'm a born Christian and sometimes I feel so down 🤦 of myself because of low finance but I still believe in God.
She's a licensed broker in the states 🇺🇸
After I raised up to 325k trading with her I bought a new House and a car here in the states 🇺🇸🇺🇸 also paid for my son's surgery (Oscar). Glory to God.shalom.
Wow that's nice She makes you that much!! please is there a way to reach her services, I work 3 jobs and trying to pay off my debts for a while now!! Please help me.
Sunak's biggest lie; "Government integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level", 25/10/22 outside number 10.
No one can celebrate until the results are called. No one should assume this is a forgone conclusion. I remember the 80s and 90s, no one said they voted Tory, but they kept on getting back in.
GET (THEM) OUT AND VOTE!!!
Completely agree. Too many people are embarrassed to admit voting Tory and the same will happen again. It's like people are too scared of leaving an abusive partner and prefer to stick with the devil they know.
Ah man, you had to remind us. We're all going to be a little bit shocked on 5th July, and not in a good way.
The Tories final tactic is to convince potential Labour voters the outcome is a foregone conclusion so they don’t need to go out and vote. If you want Labour to win there’s only one way to make sure of it and that is to vote for them.
Precisely. Things were dire in 2019, everyone was realising the car crash of Brexit was a big scam, and people were seemingly begging for change. And then the Tories increased their majority. I'd love to go back to the late 90s/early 2000s and I suppose that would mean voting Labour, but with education as poor as it is and people generally not very bright, I'm not holding my breath for good news. I think they'll stay in by the skin of their teeth, which would be a shame as things won't get better that way, but I've already resigned myself to that future so at least I won't be disappointed.
@@steadyoneddieNobody is embarrassed to admit it. They just don't go on the internet shouting a whining about it on the internet as conservatives are usually the silent majority and labour and the third rate smaller parties voters are screechers, because they've lost 14 years straight.
"Rwanda" rhymes with "plan to" in the UK. What a magical place.
To be fair, it's not really about British pronunciation, it's more about casual pronunciation. Americans also do the "tah" ("to") thing in rap.
@@cantin8697 makes me think of Radiohead by Cage "...dare you open up your mind ya, catch your death tryna, slide out your own spine tah..."
"I'm a nightmare in tight clothing" 😆
Good one!
Yes, he sets off my constriction phobia!
So true!
What is that all about
Perhaps small man syndrome @@Traceva
Deliberately tight fitting as if there's a big man bursting out of his clothing.
Perception matters to insecure twats.
Norman wisdom suit with the short sleeves.😂
Could you trust a man who can't buy a suit that fits.
@@melgrant7404 so true
The part with the river comparison sent me flying hahahaha
“Make me leave like I did on D-Day” 😂
My god, that flow was so smooth. You've surpassed yourself again.
“My television not having Sky is the limit” Genius 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Rhyming Rwanda and plan ta
Rishi got bars
This is like a fresh hit of fucking crack looking at that tasty -250 seats
That was beautiful. DMX never had a hand in UK politics but I imagine he'd be happy with such chicanery.
Fine work CassetteBoy Sir 🎧🔥
That was fu**ing magnificent
Loved this video. On a cassetteboy binge. I'm so excited for today. I cannot wait to see Sunak's concession speech.
Excellent. And 🔥 flow & lyrics
For the love of god VOTE!
I dont understand how cassetteboy doesnt have millions of subs 😂
** V O T E **
Wow. Your best yet. Amazing.
but he didn't have Sky guys, it's been hard for him
Always fabulous material from cassetteboy but this is next level brilliance!
This might be your best one yet. Absolutely brilliant!
100% certified banger.
Genuinely your best edit yet.
Cassetteboy for PM. He is the only one who takes politics seriously.
😂😂😂😂😂
Jonathan pie
@@Deathwish026Nah. He's a closet racist
in an age of AI when we can have anybody saying anything we want, there's something to be admired in the craftsmanship of the classic method of manually splicing together monologue.
This has to be the best timed cassette delivery of all time !! Up to par as per usual !
Brilliant brilliant brilliant 🤩
This is the most honest and genuine Rishi's ever been
"It's what ya hearing, listen! It's what ya hearing, listen!"
Oh man, I miss X
You nailed this one cassette boy!
Passion in making this collage shines through. Thanks for sharing 🙏
We are in the last week of Tory rule 🎉
Wouldn't count on it. I reckon they'll stay in with one of the closest results we've seen so far. I was certain they'd be ousted in 2019 but they increased their majority instead.
@@mydogeatspukebelieve that when I see it.
@@melgrant7404 I didn't realise we were in a cave...?
@@mydogeatspuke no cave just you spouting bs.
@@mydogeatspuke That's because they lied about Brexit...
wow didn't realise Rishi had bars, gonna have to rethink my vote
Brilliant, as usual.
Well this was amazing! 😂
Don't let the Tories win. Everyone vote! Get your pals out to vote.
Labour are going to win and that terrifies me. Britain politics are truly broken.
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Can't be no worse than the Tories can it?
Don't vote for labour either, tell your mates that!
The country will be a liberal hell hole with crazy laws and even more mentally ill people running it.
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq yes it terrifies me that we won't be ruled by utterly corrupt cunts also
@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq It could be worse, Reform could win... 💀😆
Get your bags packed Robot boy.
He is. He's straight off to his mega mansion in the USA leaving us in this dump the day after he's out.
@@LawrenceTimme like a rat up a drain pipe
is he a robot? i thought he was one of the lizard people lol
So good I had to play it again, and again 👍😁
Still absolute genius. Thankyou for this.
I'm going to enjoy watching Rishi leave
Even better than the Cameron Conference Speech! A new milestone in satire has been reached!
Thank you for the reminder about photo ID
Dang the effort put into this
Best yet! A banger!
Second best, Camerons conference rap is still the best.
****in' brilliant!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Love it!
Thank you
Brilliant as always
hurt the weak to help the strong.. thats too real...
I think this is your best one by far
Perfection. 'Stop Being Greedy' also works haha.
Probably the best pro-voting PSA I've seen.
Superb
We making it out of Downing Street with this one!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
By the autumn, he'll be off to California to spend more time with his wife's money.
X loves this video. Bless
funny stuff ....but another 5 years of this lot would not be - if you want things to change for the better vote this lot out on Thursday
Sooo good! 👏
Get this on the news. ❤❤❤
DMX would be proud. 👊
Really?
fight these tears
Superb! Excellent work as always.
Supermarkets have got some general election deals on for champagne already.
Which only the Tories can afford. So it won't be 'flying off the shelves".
@@greenman1411
I've a feeling there'll be less of a celebration, more a sigh of relief.
Depending on how the Labour government do, I might actually be able to go more than a couple of days sober!
Fingers crossed eh?
Amazing 🤩
G that was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a way to start my Monday morning wickedly funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Respect to the editing. That must of taken fooking ages! Fare play 🤘🖖
Chefs kiss
Bloody hell! It must have taken HOURS to find all that footage in order to make the video!! Impressive work!
Chefs kiss!
Brilliant. I laughed while crying.
Reliably excellent 👏👏👏
on a serious note, these are so much better than ai covers
We'll be waving the tetchy-tech bro off from Farnborough airport Friday morning 👋
Masterpiece
legend
Looking forward to Cassetteboy's version of The Ventures' "Wipe Out" on Friday...
This dude is a national treasure
Liked with comment and shared
Possibly you'd greatest work so far love it
Probably the best election video ever made
Was waiting for this to drop.
Tactical voting could help reduce the numbers of Tory MPs elected.
Suggestions for tactical voting will also vary due to policy, political party, dataset and methodologies used.
Examples include but not limited to:
Tactical Vote
StopTheTories (MVTFWD)
Get Voting (Best for Britain)
Rejoin Vote
The Muslim Vote
National Service