Cassetteboy vs The Tories May 2022
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- čas přidán 3. 05. 2022
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If you ask me this dude is a cultural treasure nearing the heights of Banksy. What a fucking legend cassetteboy is!
Bansky became just another pompous art bore years ago. Cassette boy is still funny, relevant and hard hitting.
@@jennyjohn704 This...
I also like to add how the well the Tory scum got mixed into each other with different beats. Cassetteboy was always on point with political commentary and entertains while doing so!
"cultural treasure nearing the heights of Banksy" sound like one of the most brutal insults I've ever
heard.
@@princessllama2663 so vote tory again. stick it to those art students. make sure everyones so broke that every waking moment is about trying to make money and survive and not anything creative like art, thats the world you tory lovers want. do it.
@@jennyjohn704 so vote tory again. stick it to those art students. make sure everyones so broke that every waking moment is about trying to make money and survive and not anything creative like art. do it.
“We treat democracy with scorn
We sit in the commons watching porn”
God damn
It's even funnier because it's true 🤣
HEY leave me out of it
Poetry moment
Don't forget while being drunk or so stoned you have to lean on the speaker's chair so you don't fall flat on your face.
@@ptonpc lol
The most impressive part about this is the fact that you managed to watch all of the tory speeches without being violently ill
the thing that makes it more remarkable is that they were violently ill and soldiered through anyway
We don't know they weren't
Do you watch a Tory speak and just zone out after the first lie? I do
The most amazing thing is that Labour are still worse. How bad do you have to be to still not be a viable opposition against these hopeless idiots.
I'm just amazed they had any braincells remaining by the end of it
The "it's getting cold in here" Nelly bit with pompous Mogg was absolutely gold 😂
Cassetteboy has done yet another great sacrifice. Having to rifle through all of the tories waffle, to find what they're actually saying, and present it here to us.
I've got it on good authority that after each video finishes they have to drain his brain of all the poisonous puss that gathers in there......and then they sell it as supermarket's own brand Jagermeister.
@@TheOnlyCathyCat Not gonna lie, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
Might have puked a few times? A hero. Two mins of the tory scum make me wanna vom.
@@TheOnlyCathyCat I have a poisonous puss - she likes catnip and naps ;)
Labour can't define what a women is.
Another work of genius. Would hate to even attempt this myself, watching and editing clips of Johnson and his cabal
If you gave to the task to an A.I. it would work out how to delete itself.
Hahs thats a good one 😂😂 xxx💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💜💜💚♾💜
@@BoyceBailey I mean with how they're going these days 😂
~500 seats though 👀 and the Tories still call him an asset...
@@_____alyptic an “asset” or an “ass-hat” ?
@@VelvetVoice Sometimes I worry they can't tell the difference :/
Also this is a bit off-topic but anybody else find it strange that the met only deciding to deal with the rest of the fines for the other offences now? They really shouldn't care about that and if anything should've sped up prior to election as it was relevent 🤔
Genuinely wish this was being played regularly across TV channels and radio stations. Great job.
Just run it as one of the Labour election broadcasts. I can't see anything that's actionable or demonstrably false in it.
I wonder how much it would cost to run this as an advert on all major channels?
@@raiden492 There is NO doubt that they would ALL refuse to broadcast it. such is the pitiful state of the UK's 'democracy'.
that would require the existence of a functioning liberal democracy; the UK has never had such a thing.
@@PortilloMoment There is massive amounts of demonstratable false material. This sums up how people feel about the Tories perfectly. But none of it is accurate. Just because you think something is true, and want something to be true, doesn't mean it is true.
Loving the medley format that perfectly highlights how it's not just Johnson at fault here.
THE MOGG BIT WAS GENIUS
The other parties should use this as their party political broadcast.
Would be brilliant for all seven people in this country who don't change the channel when those come on
@@TheLegoPerson Changing the channel is half the fucking problem you ignoramus, because it stems from an unwillingness to actually learn each party's policies. People treat voting for a political party as if it's supporting a football team for fuck sake; arbitrarily pick a side and then rabidly defend them until the bitter end.
It wasn't a party.
There weren't any balloons, the staff did not have lit fireworks sticking out of their bottoms, and to be completely transparent, even the DJ was working.
and their cocaine supplier!
Genius 😆
It’s not even exaggerated, this is the shit they do and somehow people STILL vote them in. It’s insane.
Cos the alternative is 10 times worse maybe?
@@GiggleBytes2011 but you don’t actually know that. Based on what? It’s like having the choice of dog shit or the mystery box, which might have dog shit but not likely but might have something much better, and still choosing dog shit by voting tory. Under the last Labour gov there was a real increase in living standards across the UK. The financial crisis was going to happen no matter who was in charge and that was a worldwide thing, but up to that point they were doing a decent job. And they aren’t as obviously corrupt to the core as the Tories are.
@@00pugsly48 Based on my opinion
@@GiggleBytes2011 well the Tories are doing a terrible job, only serving themselves. They haven’t delivered on anything. I’d take my chances with another.
@@GiggleBytes2011 Look here everyone. This is a perfect example of the propaganda brainwashing machine in action.
"If you want to put the boot in, just look at my ties to Putin"
God damn I can feel the punch from that here.
HEY leave me out of it
Believe me the Tories are worthy of criticism for enough, but this is just retarded. Muh ties to Putin as Boris slings another XYZ million pounds towards armed resistance in Ukraine like wtf?
"There's war in Ukraine. Don't forget that. I went to Russia and wore a hat."
Only part of the reason she was a bad PM. There's also killing the Queen and copying Thatcher.
The Party of Lies is absolutely the best description of the cons and should be their moniker
Absolutely hate that lot. Worst of the worst.
How could you twist all their words into the truth, this is a sign of greatness!
"I went to Russia and wore a hat." 😂😂😂
She killed the Queen.
How do we get this played on TV as a Party Political Broadcast?
A work of genius, as always. The Michelle Mone piece was f@*king inspired!
Absolutely brilliant and a clear vision of what the Tories are.
Politicians in general you mean! They all eat from the same trough. If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it
Satire that's cutting and cutting edge. Astonishing work. Thank you.
Should be on TV!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Seeing Johnson telling the truth might confuse a lot of people
@@pogigwapo5093 No worries there, Johnson is incapable of telling the truth.
These get better and better with every upload. Love it
Plan ta’ and Rwanda may be the best bit of rhyming I’ve heard in a decade.
Incredible work, brilliant. Difficult to decide if one should laugh or cry. Voting it is then.
Why is there not a batch "like this 1 million times" button for stuff like this?
Absolute work of genius. Also 100% true. Satire in the UK is just telling the unadulterated truth these days
Cassetteboy - you really don’t get the recognition you deserve. Another work of art!
"We sit in the commons......watching porn" Absolutely ended me!
This is so good! Every part was quality but Jacob Rees-Mogg absolutely smashed it!!! Man has bars and a sick delivery 😂🔥
Wow. What a work of genius and dedication. Thank you so much for this.
If you put your heating on, all your money will be gone. OMFG I'm dead XD
The P. P .E one had me in stitches
Labour should be posting this on their social media 😂
better every time, didn't even seem like a two minute video with how much was packed in
This thankless task is like doing a turd jigsaw puzzle. You eventually complete it, but you're more angry at the result and you smell of shit.
Amazing as always. You playing Glastonbury again this year, always a highlight.
The Tories are honestly tragic. If Boris leaves then the next most popular member will be Liz Truss. We're close to having the cheese lady as pm
I live in Japan and I haven't seen any large amounts of affordable British cheese in any of the supermarkets. Costco Japan has started selling a fair amount, but it's still too expensive, so I just buy American cheddar/cheese instead. Most Japanese supermarkets still sell slivers of any cheeses, foreign or otherwise, for silly money.
Still more electable than Labour
Tbh the other Tory options aren't any more appealing, Micheal Gove or Jeremy C**t!
And *that* is a disgrace!
"The Cheese Lady" is quite a downgrade from "The Iron Lady" really init?
"I'm the guy with the party supplies" 🔥
This is so well put together. Cheers for helping us laugh through it. Love your videos.
Another gem of reading between the lines.
A touch of class! As close as we get to Swiftian satire today!
This made my day, I think cassetteboy would be on some conservative hit list for the embarrassment they must feel, they wish that they could send him to Rwanda on the sly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Disgustingly good this one, well played.
All hail the king of editing! Please tell me you get some kind of ad revenue for this, yeah?
Absolute, pure, unadulterated talent! I think this may well be the best one I've seen yet. Totally brilliant, totally true!
Brilliant. This should be shown on prime time TV as it's basically stating the facts!
Let's gooo!! 😂
Good on ya, Cassetteboy!
Best wishes from Australia!
Another belter, well done that man 👏👏👏😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant 👏
This is super uber talent. The amount of research and careful editing to produce or seam such seamless pieces of different parts.
It rhymed as equally as it made sense both in English grammar construction as well as what the government is doing as the silent majority citizen looks on whilst the respected few protest actively in the streets and outside the government buildings occupied by the corrupt and protected elites.
love how its all cut together then Just a standard Priti Patel interview dropped in...
🤣 this is beyond creative juices
Love it thankyou for this my friend
The best thing I've seen all year!
Wonderfully to the point. Majestic.
How this hasn’t got millions of views is beyond me. Class, as ever 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
*if you put your heating on, all your money will gone* this saying just gets more true as the months go on. God help the pensioners come winter time!
I applaud the insanely fast turnaround of your work.
Incredible stuff.
Nice rap medley! Without Me, Hot in Here, OPP yeah you know me
Wow! The work that went into this...it's brilliant
Have you got a downstream link?
The KING HAS RETURNED!
Legend, Genius… words don’t do you justice. Amazing style and message, uppercut knock-out!!! 💪
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
another banger 🎉❤🎉❤, I appreciate your work and I've shared the arse out of this lol.
keep them coming guys 😂😅
Haha!! Absolutely brilliant!! Cassette Boy for PM!!
Not all heroes wear capes.
This is one of the best so far
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry.
Spot on as always! Brilliant!
Here’s the real reason cassettes are making a comeback 👍👍👍
Beautiful work, I dont know how you do it but damn. Genius work, and I mean that.
Simply Brilliant.
"I went to Russia and wore a hat."
Thank you Cassetteboy. A video that makes you happy and angry at the same time! Keep up the good work! 👏👏👏
Absolutely brilliant.
I think this is your best to date. Amazing work 😅
That was one of the best I've seen 👏
Rishi as ODB was brilliant
Yet another great video by Cassette Boy, keep um coming ;-) .
Fantastic work 👏 xxxx
Absolutely incredible 👏
Banger again! Here's hoping they lose.
Brilliant. By rights it should have gone viral. Love it. So true, so true.
Great collection of video
Tories in their towers, commies in the bushes, and poor old Lady Britannia in the way…
Bloody brilliant👍👍
Perfect. It should be on tv every single day.
Thanks for that video,it was brilliant 😂
Amazing work, as ever!
Superb mate 10/10
an excellent video, thanks so much.
Quite fascinating watching the changing of Johnsons hair between the full on "dragged backwards through a hedge" look at the ones where he appears to have at least made a pass with a comb.
Absolutely fantastic. So many people who vote Conservative actually actively are voting against their own interests. Silly turkeys that just love Christmas
Absolutely superb. And also terrifyingly accurate.
Satirical, hilarious and a total banger. Fkn smashed it lad.
Fantastic piece
Thank you Cassetteboy
Outstanding work 👏
I still remember the Cameron/osborne song from years ago, absolutely brilliant again
Best mash-up yet.
You all know what needs to be done tomorrow.
Every. Vote. Counts.
Use yours.
No excuses.
As Nelson instructed at Trafalgar, before the greatest victory in British naval history:
“England expects that every man will do his duty.”
Labour will still fail