F the Tories for Xmas #1

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  • @houseofball0ons
    @houseofball0ons Před rokem +1604

    Truss’ part was longer than her premiership

    • @jonnytooze
      @jonnytooze Před rokem +38

      Cost a lot less too

    • @pault1289
      @pault1289 Před rokem +2

      Her post Brexit deals were poor value for the UK at best.

    • @gavinmcfadyen7254
      @gavinmcfadyen7254 Před rokem +7

      That should be her entry in Wikipedia!

    • @Adpocalyptic
      @Adpocalyptic Před rokem +2

      And it's 6 weeks if you take the queen thing into account

    • @billyandrew
      @billyandrew Před rokem +7

      _The Mad Cheese Lady_ Truss didn't even outlast the lettuce. 😂😂😂

  • @mirojustice
    @mirojustice Před rokem +797

    "I got the job,
    my heart desired,
    killed the queen,
    then got fired."

    • @pault1289
      @pault1289 Před rokem +19

      Genius

    • @crimsonchin9632
      @crimsonchin9632 Před rokem +7

      One six one all the way

    • @farahrizvi6634
      @farahrizvi6634 Před rokem +1

      Love it 👌

    • @adultmoshifan87
      @adultmoshifan87 Před rokem +13

      Cracked me up that part did! Why even bother with the royals? The Queen’s death news interrupted my Simpsons that night!

    • @heatherrowan7294
      @heatherrowan7294 Před rokem +7

      Got the job my heart desired,
      Tanked the pound and then got fired

  • @scarablordhughheffner
    @scarablordhughheffner Před rokem +505

    It probably took Cassetteboy longer to edit this than Lizz Trust was in office.

  • @Danmarinja
    @Danmarinja Před rokem +22

    never forget that Truss drained £300,000,000,000 from the BoE in a month and a half, and will still get £100,000 a year for the rest of her life

    • @DukeOfChirk
      @DukeOfChirk Před rokem

      Let’s hope her life isn’t a long one, then…. May she die alone, miserable and in pain. F@CK THE TORIES!

  • @thetapeworm
    @thetapeworm Před rokem +841

    This needs to be the Christmas number 1.

    • @kevinjewitt6347
      @kevinjewitt6347 Před rokem +15

      The BBC would never play it so it would have to be downloads only and even then they wouldn’t publish the fact it got to download number one.

    • @_Hollie_
      @_Hollie_ Před rokem +10

      Yes someone please get this on a radio station

    • @garygranato9164
      @garygranato9164 Před rokem +10

      +1 yes this is the most apt chrismas song for the current times

    • @James_Doyle83
      @James_Doyle83 Před rokem +4

      Absolutely

    • @James_Doyle83
      @James_Doyle83 Před rokem +6

      @@_Hollie_ it's on CZcams so it's better worldwide

  • @bradw8102
    @bradw8102 Před rokem +13

    "Killed the Queen, then got fired" 😂😂😂😂

    • @csrjjsmp
      @csrjjsmp Před měsícem +1

      Made her the best of the whole bunch

  • @Spamhero
    @Spamhero Před rokem +243

    the most succinct policy dissertation I've seen in ages.

  • @MrHowzabout
    @MrHowzabout Před rokem +118

    Love how Liz Truss got a 'blink and you'll miss her' moment in this. Brilliant!

  • @TehBlackNinjaProductions
    @TehBlackNinjaProductions Před rokem +67

    You've got to appreciate the amount of Tory footage these guys need to go through to make this. Absolute legends!

  • @JanHans
    @JanHans Před rokem +345

    I wonder how British people must love this. I am German and even I think this is truly fantastic.

    • @liamc9307
      @liamc9307 Před rokem +23

      We have good satire here

    • @mark63424able
      @mark63424able Před rokem +29

      @Pink Alien You're clearly a bit special

    • @liamc9307
      @liamc9307 Před rokem +10

      @@pinkalienjp Didn't say you didn't.

    • @baby_joe
      @baby_joe Před rokem +4

      @Pink Alien over where? Where are you from?

    • @doreenhollywood7459
      @doreenhollywood7459 Před rokem +11

      I am Scottish, (not British) and think it is brilliant

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Před rokem +55

    A worthy number 1.
    I don't think I can take another year of sausage rolls.

    • @chrisb197300
      @chrisb197300 Před rokem

      Totally agree bloody sausage roll. OK ladbaby this year feed the UK is not too bad he still have to put sausage roll in the song aswell if he didn't put sausage roll in song again then I be happy. He is a sausage roll lol

    • @DYNAMIX.
      @DYNAMIX. Před rokem +6

      Skimming 80% of the profit for themselves is disgusting - literally taking food out of folks mouths.
      Just donate to a food bank directly - don't buy that LadBaby crap.

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- Před rokem +1

      @@DYNAMIX. 💯

  • @jaspersparks3222
    @jaspersparks3222 Před rokem +6

    Truss being not even a footnote in British parliamtary history really is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed

  • @sueh2082
    @sueh2082 Před rokem +30

    Sums up how every decent person in this country feels. Brilliant!

  • @Spurioushamster
    @Spurioushamster Před rokem +53

    This needs to be the national anthem

  • @andrewmaccallum2367
    @andrewmaccallum2367 Před rokem +6

    2 simple rules for life;
    No.1 - Never trust a tory
    No.2 - Never forget rule number 1

  • @daveogfans413
    @daveogfans413 Před rokem +185

    You can say a lot about Theresa May but she drops hard bars and flows like nobody else.

    • @b00ts4ndc4ts
      @b00ts4ndc4ts Před rokem +16

      Drops bars harder than did the economy.

    • @SilverMKI
      @SilverMKI Před rokem +19

      Her singing is less robotic than her dancing.

    • @birdy-numnum6321
      @birdy-numnum6321 Před rokem +1

      😂 aye, her cadence is emmence!

    • @tezinho81
      @tezinho81 Před rokem +2

      She can "do the robot" really well too

  • @olivereyre7767
    @olivereyre7767 Před rokem +23

    Sending well wishes from Australia. We recently booted our Murdoch backed conservative government of nine years, hoping you get a chance to do the same soon.

    • @dutchdykefinger
      @dutchdykefinger Před rokem +1

      You actually believe in a political solution
      That's adorable lol

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Před rokem +2

      @@dutchdykefinger Well its the only that has ever worked in history, so, got to try something.

  • @robertmcdougall3166
    @robertmcdougall3166 Před rokem +86

    Love it. Play it on every nurses picket line. The song says exactly what we think.

    • @theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567
      @theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 Před rokem +5

      Just noticed a recommended in the sidebar video thumbnail right opposite as I read your comment, which reads "Cost Of Tory Crisis", and it really is accurate. the video s called "Nurses Winning the Initiative on Strikes" by channel 'A Different Bias'. Might go check it out next!

  • @anarchords1905
    @anarchords1905 Před rokem +2

    During Sunak's first PMQs, from the opposition benches, I heard a "Bring back the lettuce".
    Quite amusing.

  • @jez9072
    @jez9072 Před rokem +9

    Thats the best xmas message i,ve seen......King Charlie should lead with "f..k the tories" on his xmas day rant.

  • @Phonophobia
    @Phonophobia Před rokem +335

    Now hopefully played at every grocery store on heavy rotation, cassetteboy really is a man of the people.

    • @daviecrocket9160
      @daviecrocket9160 Před rokem +3

      Throughout the year

    • @andypitchless5515
      @andypitchless5515 Před rokem +1

      Cassetteboy is actually two people. Actually. 😁

    • @Phonophobia
      @Phonophobia Před rokem

      @@andypitchless5515 then they are the people of the people. Sounds like a more fitting title anyway

    • @rdc1114
      @rdc1114 Před rokem

      excellent rendition there!! some people have got too much time on their hands 👍👍👍👍👍

    • @incaceratedautist4941
      @incaceratedautist4941 Před rokem +1

      MEN - there's two of them. I don't understand how people don't know this, they've been around more than 20 years. Also we don't have grocery stores, this isn't America.

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 Před rokem +3

    My greatest regret is that I have but one upvote to give!!!

  • @ASBOmarc
    @ASBOmarc Před rokem +7

    This has given me hope for humanity.

  • @Sparx632
    @Sparx632 Před rokem +15

    Liz’s part in this song was longer than her time in office.

  • @jeffwood9728
    @jeffwood9728 Před rokem +6

    Deserves the Nobel Prize for literature.

  • @twozup1098
    @twozup1098 Před rokem +6

    Christmas Number 1 right there.

  • @kirkrotger9208
    @kirkrotger9208 Před rokem +8

    Brilliant as always.

  • @teedubyabee23
    @teedubyabee23 Před rokem +3

    The equivalent of Bono & the gang singing 'Do they know it's Christmas' for the U.K. The Tories have shafted this country for the past 12 long years whilst lining their own pockets. Bring on the general election.

  • @chickenbites8877
    @chickenbites8877 Před rokem +5

    The Dizzy Lizzy part was pure gold 😂😂😂

  • @larrysellers7891
    @larrysellers7891 Před rokem +6

    Purchased through the link. 59p well spent. Now I’m gonna stream on rotation.

  • @Sf_Mason
    @Sf_Mason Před rokem +21

    This needs to have a few vans outside no 10 blasting it on repeat.

  • @nuvisionprinting
    @nuvisionprinting Před rokem +11

    This is gold even for someone not from the UK!

  • @liamparker3749
    @liamparker3749 Před rokem +4

    Bought, hope it gets to number 1.

  • @ripvanmarlowe
    @ripvanmarlowe Před rokem +32

    Brilliant work, let's hope the country takes the message to heart!

  • @Lincoln_Bio
    @Lincoln_Bio Před rokem +146

    It would be great to add this to the list of No. 1 singles the BBC refuse to play on the radio, along with "She's a liar, liar" and "Ding dong the witch is dead"

    • @IndigoWhiskey
      @IndigoWhiskey Před rokem

      people should find a way to get it aired on the bbc anyway, in protest if necessary.
      not like the bbc had the country's back on the endless bullshit anyway so they chose to be worse than useless.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion Před rokem +1

      hidden reply

    • @normanno8514
      @normanno8514 Před rokem

      Shes a liar got to number 4 - ding dong got to number 2

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 Před rokem +3

      And then when they finally go, we boost "Bye Bye Bye" by N-Sync

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing Před rokem

      They refused to show Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt by the Kunts last year, even though it hit number 3, there was just a blank slot where it should've been.
      Edit: even though they released a clean version for radio (Boris Johnson is a Sausage Roll).

  • @jonk6834
    @jonk6834 Před rokem +7

    Catchy chorus, I’ll be singing this all day 😂

  • @Steven-ly9ei
    @Steven-ly9ei Před rokem +17

    If they somehow win an election (don't underestimate our public) let's go for a sing song at number 10 with this banger 🤣🤣

  • @baldyhead
    @baldyhead Před rokem +9

    Absolute genius!

  • @gerryg1056
    @gerryg1056 Před rokem +4

    Need to book advertising space on TV for this, ready for the next GE!

  • @EmM-ko7mu
    @EmM-ko7mu Před rokem +5

    Christmas number 1 lets go!

  • @YoGemmy
    @YoGemmy Před rokem +10

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Nice work.

  • @pault1289
    @pault1289 Před rokem +17

    This needs to be number one!

  • @sharfold
    @sharfold Před rokem +10

    Finally a Christmas song I can get behind! 🤣

  • @biologicalentity7153
    @biologicalentity7153 Před rokem +2

    Remember to use protection, wouldn't want to produce more.

  • @iamdmc
    @iamdmc Před rokem +2

    I don't want a lot for Christmas
    there is just one thing I need
    I don't care about the lies spouted by the tories
    I just want to own a home
    Have a place to call my own
    Make my wish come true
    Get the tories out in - 2023!

  • @MidniteBliss
    @MidniteBliss Před rokem +2

    Queen lived through 96 years and 14 Prime Ministers; couldn't make it past Truss's second day.
    It was not exactly the best of omens.

  • @KC-Zico
    @KC-Zico Před 3 měsíci +1

    Just when you thought cassette boy couldn’t get any better …
    This was fantastic!

  • @phiakate
    @phiakate Před rokem +4

    Beautifully put.

  • @georgebolam8415
    @georgebolam8415 Před rokem +2

    We're else can you be so bad at your job and be so well paid to do it. prime ministers and home secretarys it's absolutely shocking.

  • @cicero44bc
    @cicero44bc Před rokem +77

    Let's do this - Cassetteboy for Christmas number 1!

  • @yf1001
    @yf1001 Před rokem +5

    Exquisite as always 👌🏻 the Banksy of political satire

  • @RealGOJI
    @RealGOJI Před rokem +6

    The greatest collaboration of the 21st century

    • @aghastlyghost
      @aghastlyghost Před rokem +1

      truth vs. lies feat honesty & casseteboy
      boom

  • @MrBluebeard3
    @MrBluebeard3 Před rokem +7

    Brilliant!! Well done.

  • @MikeO111
    @MikeO111 Před rokem +16

    This should be Christmas number one 😂

  • @Greenturkeyman
    @Greenturkeyman Před rokem +3

    So true. Great job

  • @steamkenny4385
    @steamkenny4385 Před rokem +2

    Catchy and full of truth!

  • @bimblinghill
    @bimblinghill Před rokem +4

    Outstanding work!

  • @JacobT243
    @JacobT243 Před rokem +36

    Amazing! Easy no. 1 for this festive season!
    Greetings from Australia!

  • @MaBaKar
    @MaBaKar Před rokem +5

    Truly excellent. Thank you.

  • @Danjovisagat
    @Danjovisagat Před rokem +8

    Aha the Lizz trust part was on point.

  • @pspr33
    @pspr33 Před rokem +14

    An absolute masterpiece.

  • @tams805
    @tams805 Před rokem +33

    You never disappoint cassetteboy!

  • @Wavey75
    @Wavey75 Před rokem +8

    It's videos like this that make we wish there was a LOVE button lol

  • @ClarkyGuitar
    @ClarkyGuitar Před rokem +15

    A work of absolute genius!

  • @pauljeffrey1181
    @pauljeffrey1181 Před rokem +1

    "We're all the same" includes Labour.
    You need to vote for REFORM if you want things to change for the better.

    • @goodlookinouthomie1757
      @goodlookinouthomie1757 Před rokem

      I'm looking for something a bit more radical than Reform. But they may have to do for now.

  • @markosullivan4095
    @markosullivan4095 Před rokem +4

    Wow, a lot of work went in to that ! well done!

  • @nkirk8740
    @nkirk8740 Před rokem +1

    Fantastic!!!! But sadly very very true, Never vote Tory and Never trust a Tory! ✊👍👍👍👍👊✌️🇪🇺🌍.

  • @IamHedgehog
    @IamHedgehog Před rokem +5

    Perfect Xmas Number one

  • @BoredomIncarnate1
    @BoredomIncarnate1 Před měsícem +2

    I like the idea that Truss was so bad that she somehow killed the queen.

  • @idealwestner
    @idealwestner Před rokem +2

    Not Only The BBC Refuse To Play It But MTV Refuses To Play The Song Too On The Official UK Top 40

    • @idealwestner
      @idealwestner Před rokem +1

      Plus MTV Called The K***s
      "The Band That Can't Be Named"

  • @Aengus42
    @Aengus42 Před rokem +27

    Xmas No.1 for sure! 😆💜☮️

  • @graemehancocks4171
    @graemehancocks4171 Před rokem +2

    Brilliant!

  • @DefLeppGirl97
    @DefLeppGirl97 Před rokem +12

    Brilliant work

  • @TearTheRoof0ff
    @TearTheRoof0ff Před rokem +4

    Outstanding.

  • @daviecrocket9160
    @daviecrocket9160 Před rokem +10

    A master piece get it to Christmas number one

  • @philronan6929
    @philronan6929 Před rokem +4

    That was fantastic! Have a standing ovation:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @alexgosling5550
    @alexgosling5550 Před rokem +28

    usually i'm for a version of politics that's more respectful - but that was fucking funny, particularly the truss verse, aptly short but surprisingly sweet

    • @danielcrafter9349
      @danielcrafter9349 Před rokem +14

      Tories: low wages
      Tories: won't negotiate with unions
      Tories: left thousands to die in a pandemic
      Tories: off-shore tax havens
      Tories: Brexit
      Tories: aren't dealing with Cost of Living Crisis
      Tories: refuse to tax the rich
      Tories: corruption, lies, extortion
      You: bE rEsPeCtFuL

    • @sumorabbit
      @sumorabbit Před rokem +13

      Respect needs to be earned, I'm afraid....the current mob of the last 12 years don't care if you respect them, 'cos they sure as hell don't respect us.

    • @alexgosling5550
      @alexgosling5550 Před rokem +2

      @@danielcrafter9349 oi don't have a go, i didn't say we should always respect the tory party, i'm not even a tory lmao

    • @becoming.andreia
      @becoming.andreia Před rokem

      It's ok to say fuck sometimes Alex, nothing happens :) And the Tories deserve aaaaall the fucks we can give.

  • @kezzachadda8175
    @kezzachadda8175 Před rokem +1

    And all COMPLETELY TRUE !!!

  • @DarkXenith
    @DarkXenith Před 6 měsíci +2

    XD Absolutely magnificent. Sadly I think old lady Beeb would have this banned faster than May was out the door.

  • @me-dc8pj
    @me-dc8pj Před 3 dny

    Bring on the Election!!

  • @timothy_pulleyn
    @timothy_pulleyn Před rokem +4

    absolute gold

  • @Tonywozere99
    @Tonywozere99 Před rokem +3

    Very funny, well done fellas

  • @joshuddin897
    @joshuddin897 Před rokem +4

    Wonderschön! Bravo!!!

  • @AjaxXavior
    @AjaxXavior Před 3 měsíci +1

    3 words to describe this
    Pure comedic genius

  • @timetraveller3063
    @timetraveller3063 Před rokem +1

    Simply brilliant

  • @AbuZak14
    @AbuZak14 Před rokem +4

    Ordered. Can you give daily stat updates on how far away from #1 you are?

  • @kevinu.k.7042
    @kevinu.k.7042 Před rokem +2

    Great stuff.
    It gave be a dark chuckle this Saturday morning.
    However it is noteworthy that May's EU exit deal was supposed to have been far superior the the one Johnson the idiot of Downing St pulled out of his arse.

  • @safirahmed
    @safirahmed Před rokem +3

    I've always though cassettes were better than vinyl records and cassetteboy's work will span decades just like cassette tape.

  • @henryjones482
    @henryjones482 Před rokem +1

    Just brilliant

  • @a.j.r2843
    @a.j.r2843 Před rokem +1

    An absolute 10/10. So so true. I laughed so hard I nearly lost a kidney 🤣🤣

  • @dstanley7333
    @dstanley7333 Před rokem +2

    Fully in love with this did well to get as high in the charts it did amazing was funny when radio 1 were like yeah we play top 10 in full first time in history they have refused to do it

  • @Adpocalyptic
    @Adpocalyptic Před rokem +1

    Don't the new Tory Policies on protest rights let them do you in for this? One guy got arrested for using one too many profanities 👀

  • @doreenhollywood7459
    @doreenhollywood7459 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant. Well done. My sentiments exactly

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer Před rokem +2

    I've just done the maths ... in this 75 second video, if it gave every Tory PM an equal percentage of screen time matching their 10 Downing St time over the last 12 years, Truss would only be allowed 0.3 seconds of an appearance ... she's in it for 4 seconds !!! An outrage!! 12 times more than she should be!
    (but to be fair her lines, given by Cassette Boy, are genius, and obvs wouldn't fit into 0.3 seconds)

  • @philm325
    @philm325 Před rokem +8

    Another master piece. Well done.

  • @alexg7417
    @alexg7417 Před rokem +70

    Bravo! Top work - definitely deserves #1

  • @sophiagrace7008
    @sophiagrace7008 Před rokem +23

    Oh gosh I love these videos/songs you put together. They make my day, it’s such an art form. I bet it takes hours and hours of production but it’s amazing. Thank you xxx

  • @dcsniper1874
    @dcsniper1874 Před rokem

    No politician from any party will fix your problems, thinking they will is your first mistake

  • @terryreynolds7938
    @terryreynolds7938 Před rokem +2

    I might have a new Christmas favourite!

  • @pauldearness4648
    @pauldearness4648 Před rokem +2

    Omg cassette boy your a absolute genius with your videos.. you want a medal for having to go through there drivel and there's a lot of drivel they spout..🙄😏🤣