Cassetteboy - Rage Against the Party Machine
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- čas přidán 16. 01. 2022
- With images by @IamHappyToast and @Coldwar_Steve (find them on twitter)
Help get 'Boris Johnson is still a F***ing C***' back in the charts, see www.borisjohnson.info for details - Komedie
Cassette Boy is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
A magician, is always on point.
To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome ⚡️
My goal is to hit 30k any help would be epic🤘
@@thelightsilent not jeremy, spammer
"You didn't think I'd miss your Uncle Boris's resignation, did you?"
@@benjenkins5421 I'm not some conjurer of cheap tricks
The most impressive thing about these songs isn't the on-the-nose writing, the brilliant editing, or the crazy speed he produces them...
It's that Cassetteboy is somehow able to stand looking through thousands of Boris clips to find the exact snippet he needs. I can barely put up with listening to that adulterous mop for more than a couple of minutes.
Yeah, when I imagine the process of making something like this I feel really dirty at the thought of having so much footage of BoJo saved on my computer to do it. I boast about hundreds of gigabytes of questionably-legal fetish porn, but I draw the line at anything related to Boris Johnson.
WORDSEARCH sorts that in seconds.
@@capturedflame And it's the only way I will listen to him.
Truly a hero
I was thinking about an hour ago that i wish cassette boy would do a party mix. Boom!
Petition to have this played on repeat, 24/7, full volume, on the billboards at Leicester Square please.
I second that...
Sort it out then! 👍
Until Boris is sacked aye ok 😆
Someone should crowdfund this
@@orangesaregood1428 i support independent journalists by dropping them a few quid each month. I support them because they work hard to bring truth and question the narrative.
The terrifying amount of work (having to listen to Boris) that goes into these deserves some kind of medal.
Yes as I know from my channel, editing is painful at the best of times! Let alone sitting through hours of BoJo's ramblings
I did a montage of film sounds a few times and/or restoration, it takes a lot of time to search, sample, find, edit and level volumes etc. The way Cassetteboy does it never ceases to amaze me.
Event 201. They planned it all
You can feel the anger behind this. It’s so much more aggressive than some of the others
Yeah, a lot of us are fucking raging
The Queen bit was pure rage.
@@Chaz.hands. honestly, I think in general that pic of the Queen in mourning being used as a thumbnail and backdrop or an image within a piece of media is so powerful and might even be able to reach some of the staunch conservative fan base who seem to have been fine with all the tory corruption and sleaze so far, because they also tend to be on the Pro-Monarchy side of things too. So the more I see it around the better I think, even though fundamentally it is sad, a very old woman mourning the death of her spouse. Something that has happened to so many other old men and women, and younger men and women etc over the past two years, you get the gist
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 yeah I think that's what the Tories meant when they said we're all in this together
Fucking hell... surpassed yourself. And teaming up with Coldwar Steve is a match made in glory.
its not like covid wasnt a load of bs to begin with.
Or that most people have a drink on friday at/after work.
we're exorcising people for enjoying freedoms, even if those freedoms are being enjoyed by a foppish twat who dyes his hair.
On the news we have "the narrative", dont be a pawn.
@@thelightsilent not jeremy, spammer
@@thelightsilent seeing how most world leaders who refused to take this bs covid as real have been assasinated.
Recently boris opted for no lockdowns whereas scotland, ireland and walles did....and now his career is being assasinated. dont be a tool and open your eyes to this farse
@@thelightsilent None of that made any sense. Like you've clearly heard of these things - the Soviet Union, EU, Labour etc etc' but have no idea what they actually are/were. No where in that incoherent rambling did you come close to a coherent linear thought. Espiecally as this guy you replied to is just talking about music. You sound like a rambling conspiracy uncle who always interjects his politics and his beliefs into Christmas meals, to the point everyone asks 'Oh God, Uncle John isnt coming is he? He just goes on and on and on' Please just take a moment chill out, maybe spend a day or two not ranting at strangers.
@@thelightsilent again, none if what you said made any sense. There wasnt one part of it that could described as a true fact. You're rambling nonesense. You've clearly heard of the eu but you seem to have made up a bunch of stuff about what it is or how it works. You know those crazy people who stand on street corners shouting about how the end is nigh? That is exactly what you sound like. There would be no point arguing because that was so detatched from reality I wouldnt know where to be begin. It would be like trying yo explain how rain is not God tears. Where do you begin? Im not even making a political statement about the EU, neither was the guy who made the initial comment. Someone mentioned Boris in reference to a song and you just started ranting about your loose understanding of what the EU and labour is. Just stop, its this nonesense that is weakening this country more than the luftewafa did. Just chill out, life is tough right now. But latching on to deranged nonesense to simplify a big scary world around you and g9ve you a boogeyman to blame for all your woes is not the way out of this. Its just toxic.
I'm astounded at how, not only did you find lyrics to match the original song, but also manage to rhyme them with the current situation at hand. Angry perfection!
Anger is a gift
He barely even had to edit, sadly. Irony is best when you don't even need to change the source material.
Is the f-bomb from when 'pro-capitalism', Kremlin-backed, Putin-pupper BoJo said 'f*** business'?
That was a song!? This was very clever, but a song, never.
What’s wrong with being pro capitalism?
It's that picture of the Queen that has tipped a lot of people over the edge. Not because she's the Queen, but because it spoke for all the people who did the right thing and obeyed the rules.
The way I see it, most people only understand or care about things that affect them personally. None of the other scandals and corruption immediately affected them, so they didn't care. Whereas this is the one thing that *everyone* understands and were personally impacted by.
And a bit that she’s the queen. Good ol Queeny can always be a symbol for the gammon to rally round when necessary.
I love how this follows some of the original lyrics like "some of those... are the same" and "forces" etc. Tight and clever and the right level of infuriating.
some of those who work forces eat the paste made for horses
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@thelightsilent You must be a bot considering you're spamming this exact same piece of misleading information.
For those unaware, Jeremy Corbyn's brother, Piers Corbyn, is the one that is anti-vax (as well as being a complete lunatic in other ways too).
"Some of those on standby, are the same that turn blind eyes" could be an actual lyric to the song it's that good!!
Lyrically wax-free
'No parties have ever taken place at #10, to my knowledge, but if any had taken place I wasn't invited to any of them'... 'It appears, upon investigation, that parties have in fact taken place at #10, but I still maintain I wasn't invited to any of them'... 'It now appears that parties did take place and that I was invited to them. I didn't attend any of them, however'... 'It appears that parties did take place at #10 and I was invited to them; it also appears I might have attended some of them too; but I'm unable to state one way or the other as to whether I did or didn't'... 'It appears that I did attend a party or two at #10, although I maintain I don't remember these events having taken place, even though there is photographic evidence and other people have stated that I did, in fact, attend some of them'... 'I have nothing to apologise for as I haven't lied about anything, some people may say that I have and to those people I say the following; sour grapes and rancid cheese to you; I'll stick to my nice fresh cheese and wine, thank you'. (The everchanging statement from a certain chap in a certain place, which may, or may not be somewhere on this planet or one of their own)...?
This is the first time I didn't laugh all the way through a Cassetteboy release as I stopped for a few brief moments when I saw the snippets of the covid memorial wall and the Queen at her husband's funeral. That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the whole thing.
I love the pure, raw aggressive energy and absolute savagery in this presentation. If I could afford it, I'd love to pay my local council to play this video on the big screen in my city centre's urban park, right outside the town hall, every hour for a week or two (No prizes for guessing where I live).
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@thelightsilent duhhhhhh
@@thelightsilent tory fanboy and a wurzel johnson fan too! Are you a paid troll or a natural forelock tugger?
Yes, Jeremy.
It’s a bot account, as is the one replying “Not Jeremy”
A piece of satirical art that does justice to a classic track. Masterful.
The 'spot on' level is over 9000
This needs to be broadcast EVERYWHERE!!!
Actually I'm here because I heard this masterpiece on Spanish Radio 3 LOL
@@KMACHA ha ha,was it really on your local radio 📻 classic 🤣
"And if you think I should be in the nick..."
Won't spoil the punchline, but what a brilliant line!
Don't forget - Met policeman were literally standing outside guarding these illegal parties while their colleagues handed out £10,000 fines to ordinary people 🤬
@@capturedflame given the “snouts in the trough” theme the pigs were on the inside; 1984 analogy is apt I think.
The poor schmucks on the outside would have to abide by Cressida “OK just murder that foreigner on the tube” Dick’s instructions. SHE know how responsible those in Gold Command positions face responsibility for fuckups - they get promoted!
@@capturedflame
My bad 😉
Bare truth!! 🤜
@@thelightsilent
That's his brother piers you muppet
@@thelightsilentstill, better content than u put out... overprivelaged gamer boy
What gets me about all of this is people's surprise. You vote for Tories you get Tories. What were they expecting?
Exactly they've never changed he's just a terrible lier with awful judgement
And because the Labour party has betrayed people who voted for it, too
@@goldflo91 never like this though boris may as well as just came out to the public and screamed FUCK YOU! at the top of his lungs
@@anonymous-iu4th And the public didn't react because they still respect his social status, through his accent
A PM from lower social origin wouldn't allow themselves being so arrogant, a truth that applies everywhere
@@goldflo91 very true he just looks down on people for it
Maybe we can repeat what happened in 2009 for the original song and get this to №1 in the charts.
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@thelightsilent You're thinking of his brother, Piers Corbyn (who is a fucking nutcase)
@@zwabTheRealOne he's thinking?
Needs the sound sorting first. But yes I agree with the idea
Yes, Jeremy.
This is Art, pure art.
This guy is like spider-man always comes when the people need him most.
that's what she said
This deserves going to UK #1 like the original song did back in 2009!
Absolutely, hopefully someone will start a campaign like they did before (that was funny, the first time TOTP couldn't play the christmas no. 1)
Now I'm not the type of person to give a shit about the Royal family but taking all that out of the picture seeing the Queen sitting alone as she buries her husband and now knowing he had a fucking party the night before is just so sad she respected the laws on a day she could have just said fuck it and done what she wanted but no she stood by us by doing the same thing over 100.000 family's has had to do limited attendance at funerals she sat alone and said goodbye like many other wife's husbands sons daughters mums and dad's have had to do . I'm one of them had to say goodbye to my nan I just had a son and because of lockdowns she never got to meet him but these fucks got to have parties and get pissed
She was virtue signalling.. No mask and socialising before and after.. Maybe she didn't want to sit by Andrew
Shes always stood by the people, she calls Philip her rock but its the other way round.
Britain would be better off with the queen in charge at the moment.
@@gazzaroony I’m not even a monarchist and I agree with you. The state of this government.
@@gazzaroony would love to know if she's in on this. Charlie boy is for sure
@@grantaum9677 Ok course she is or their family is. If there were no cameras that day, it would have looked different. Ask yourself why the royals support the green agenda? It's because they will make 13 billion when wind farms use the land they own.
These are always brilliantly put together.
@@thelightsilent not jeremy, spammer
That passing on the memorial wall is exactly what he's doing everyday he's still in office!
𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ?
Rage will love this
The most impressive in this video is that everything is true.
Brilliant Video
My favourite so far, and I have loved every single one. I just wanted to say thank you for suffering what must have been so many hours of watching that odious man to bring us this.
I've worn out the mute button on two TV remote controls by PANIC muting Johnson every time his face appears on TV. This now applies to any member of the Tory party that gets TV time.
Ooo get you.
#1 on trending throughly deserved!!! Followed for many years since the apprentice videos and still knocks it out of the park
Arguably your finest work yet.
the kinda tune you could have a wangle to
Well nothing can compete with the David Cameron one but still. Funny, honest and sounds great, the PM should try doing more than just one of those things.
I’ll make sure to wear my best underpants. And might I say what a SMASHING blouse you have on.
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 whats a wangle
@@frydsaman6857 A medieval folk dance you do in the middle of the night on your own.
This channel is criminally undersubbed.
So glad YT recommended this... pure brilliance
Not a single dislike, Boris must not have seen this yet
Cassette boy creating genius work again and again
I felt the fucking rage in this one (pun not intended) - keep going, man!
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@thelightsilent Jeremy hasn't been relevant in years. You Tories need to work on your material.
The pun was intended.
I was a carer in lockdown, this has actually made me laugh, thanks, I needed to laugh and feel understood.
That hard cut to the wall of remembrance really hit hard, damn
1'26 : Indeed what a splendid illustration of an outrage to a woman who dedicated all her life to her duty and her service during the lost of her beloved and cherish husband...
Brilliant.Always watch them a few times.
Amazing, everyone needs to see this lol.
When we needed them the most, Cassetteboy delivered!
Banging tune , turn up the volume on this tune outside 10 Downing St 🤣🤣
Many a true word spoken in jest.
"Some of those on standby are the same that turn blind eyes" fucking poetry, it could have been a RATM original line!
After several plays I’m convinced - this work of art could be cassetteboy’s magnum opus
Agreed
Nice Mk5
It's on a par with the David Cameron Eminem wrap I think... :)
Nailed it. Superb.
That's a pretty accurate song as to how things are going down in the UK. The Boris clips are jokes lol.
Your best work yet. Cassette Boy for Poet Laureate.
The best and most appropriate one yet, good skillz cassetteboy!
This has made my morning!
This should be the BBC's opening titles for this season.
They're getting cancelled because they didn't say what the Tories wanted them to say.
@@TheVicar No, they're not. If they have to go to a subscription method of funding, that will only open them to global revenue streams, and free them from having to be "neutral". Once that happens, watch the fireworks. Trust me, it sounds bad now, but if and when it happens, if handled correctly, could and will be the biggest backfire ever!
@@TheVicar In fact, want to make sure it doesn't happen? Just start blogging, emailing etc about how they will be free to tear into the government. It'll be scrapped by Tuesday!
Utterly brilliant
This is the best thing so far in 2022
Absolute brilliant. Get sharing people!
Perfect! A clear picture on BOJO! the 🤡!
Brilliant 👍👍👍👍👍
Play it loud at home, in shops, in offices, in your cars, everywhere, on repeat ✊🤘
Oh someone please release this as a free on iTunes or whatever gets it to No1 in the charts this week!!!
You might be aware of Cassetteboy's remix of Kunts Boris Johnson is Still a F*cking C*nt. We got it to number 5 in the Christmas charts. There's been a push from the 13th to the 20th to hopefully get it to chart again this week.
Another classic 🥰👌
Very well done once again Casetteboy!!!
_...I won't do what I tell you._
A simple, unique and apt flip to this line; Casset Boy's lyrical watermark.
Coldwar Steve meets Cassetteboy, this is a match made in heaven
Cassetteboy continues to be best the best creator on the entire platform.
Hold on a minute. I've got 98 subscribers
Brilliant! Boris is quite the party boy. Sounds like he had a lot of fun. Laughing at the peasants who were following the rules just made it more fun. Just imagine Jeremy Corbyn doing this if he had been elected PM. The Tory press would have crucified him.
@@capturedflame And holidayed with oligarchs. And gave the home address of a journalist to a convicted criminal (his mate Darius Guppy)!
Godlike, utterly and completely Godlike.
Really funny and inventive! My fave is that pic of them in the park with the huge slab of cheese and Michael Gove passed out 😵 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Tories out!!!!! A party who's focus is money and supporting the upper classes could never be expected to care about the working and middle class 'bodies piling high' whilst they just do what they want.
In a recent poll 24% of people interviewed said Johnson should not have to resign. When you have that level of compliance with a bare faced lying crook you know there is something fundamentally wrong in this country.
@@tonymccake3057
If you are going to exclude liars from voting for, there will be no one to vote for.
Totally missed the chance in 2019.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the opposition answer to the same vermin that control the Tories. The rhetoric differs.
@@botany500kojak based
Absolute genius, another classic, I would say Boris out but the problem is the prick who replaces him will be just as bad.
Agreed. I almost feel like we'd be better off keeping him in until the next election. At least then the votes to get him out would also get rid of the rest of the tories at the same time.
What if it's someone cruel and competent? That might be even worse than cruel and incompetent. For that reason, I think I want him to stay in the job.
@@rungus24 I agree with you
@@shia_labeouf labor is such a weak opposition party I'm not even sure they could win an election even in the circumstances and to be honest they are just as bad as the Tories and would probably do just as bad job as one in the country, I've lost all faith in British politics, politicians and political parties
I would prefer him sacked, then a general election. It's one possibility, and a probable one. That being said, it's how we got the wheat runner, and sentient whale corpse, in charge in the first place.
Definitely giving this a like ...before it gets taken down!
Absoutely brilliant
I expect the most time consuming part, other than making sense of all the BJ soundbites and coming up with a theme/song to work them into, is getting the syllabic cadence working with the rhythm of the backing track. It's a lot of work in the edit, so hats of to cassetteboy for all the hard work and another blinda!
There's also lining up all the different volumes and discrepancies in sound quality etc. And finding the original background music without vocals, and not getting a copyright strike behind all that hard work.
The only time bojo speaks the truth is when cassette boy make him!
cassette boy and chris morris are the shoguns of mashups !this is what were all too frightened to shout!wicked! xxx
My friends have been sharing this on WhatsApp.. this is from someone who doesn't do social media....wanting to come to the sorce and say a massive thank you. Amazing vid mate! Nice one . Will be passing this on from here 🙌🤗💜
Wow! Strong is the message with this one.
Never heard Johnson being honest until now.
If this does not wake the Country up, nothing will.
Contest is over. Give this man the $10,000 👍🏼
Cassetteboy is the best these videos are perfect
Brilliant work! This song explains how we all feel about BoJo.
@@thelightsilent not jeremy
@@thelightsilent Not very bright are you. Copy pasting this reply over and over again doesn't make it any more accurate or relevant.
@@thelightsilent I have no idea how Corbyn being an anti-vaxxer has anything to do with this but if that's your justification to forgive BoJo's transgressions then good for you. However, you're going to have one hell of a job using that as an argument to convince the remaining 99.999% of the population to disregard his actions.
@@thelightsilent no one cares about Corbyn anyone apart from you. Even true blue Tories are pissed off about BoJo and yet you still try to defend the indefensible because a cleverly produced casseteboy upload hurt your feelings.
It's not a left Vs right issue but rather the total disregard of the rules from the man who made the rules. You might be a supporter of Conservative FC but that doesn't mean you can't admit when the gaffer is doing a bit shit.
@@thelightsilent I live in the UK. The areas those mines were shut down are still economically and socially crippled, the torie party has done nothing but fill it’s members pockets and ruin lives. The coal mines would have to be shut down eventually, true enough, but the fact nothing was done to help those areas after is morally indefensible.
I needed that. Thanks CB and co.
Thank you very much CZcams Recommendations - what a treat
Reales this on a streaming service and get it to number one, that would make Bojo shit the bed, he couldn't ignore it.
First time I've seen a Cassette Boy production -- and it's a masterpiece!
Thank you! This is brilliant and just what we all needed x
The effort and the skill to make this. It's very high quality.
Awesome as usual!!
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, BRILLIANT
RESIGN BORIS , Shared .
I really get hypnotized by watching the hair styles change from scene to scene.
Quality, Quality, Quality. A masterclass in subversion. I still hear the Jamie Oliver edit in my dreams now and again.
This is absolutely brilliant😂
Perfectly executed 👊
Absolutely brilliant
Cassetteboy is the banksy of CZcams
Brilliant stuff, would love the whole country to see it.
I don't live in the U.K but I appreciate the amount of work that goes into making this. Well done mate.
This work of absolute genius should be Labour's TV ad.
Waiting for the contrarians going "but all politicians are the same" as this country goes down the shitter and they can pretend there indifference is not what it actually is tacit support.
Brilliant as always. All laughing aside. This prick should be jailed. It really is one rule for them and a much shittier bunch of endless rules for us.
The 'old dears' still love him, as well as the gutter right-wing press. Absolute boot-lickers in this country. Cap doffing serfs.
I gotta hear that again
The 'fuck you I don't do what I tell you' killed me 😂😂
So well done Cassette Boy. Love everything you do. Considering there's no autotune on this, really shows how much coverage you had to sift through