Liz Truss was in office for 49 days, around 4.15million seconds. She contributes 4.84 seconds of content to this video. If this video reaches 865k views, she will have literally spent more time in this video than in office.
her time in office left us with something like a 50 billion pound hole so I think she has a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go before she makes up for it
@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 That is certainly what the Tories want you to believe and part of the reason they have driven the country to rot the last 14 years.
@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033very likely. Will be a surprise if not, but after 14 years of this and no improvement to be seen or even on the horizon, a change is needed. Might as well see what the other side (be it labour, reform, or any other party). Eventually you just have to say "this isn't working, give the other guy a chance"
Truth, he doesn't need AI and deepfakes. He just uses the very words they speak. He's the official interpreter for those overwhelmed by the constant stream of soundbites and bullshit. He makes them tell it like it is.
Thank you Cassetteboy for your sacrifice, I can only image what you went through having to listen to so many Tory speeches in order to find the right content to put that together.
I was thinking the same thing! The man has the charisma of a small plastic soapdish.. Putting this together I think I would have lost the will to live..😫
@@maccagrabme You want to go from a corrupt party in hock to its wealthy donors to voting for a party bankrolled by a single billionaire and both owned and fronted by a man who refuses to stand for Parliament, having failed seven times before? Do you know what the saying "leaping from the frying pan into the fire" means?
@@maccagrabmeI would love for there to be a viable 3rd option but Reform is the scrapping of the barrel of tories and Leave. The fact they call themselves ‘Reform’ when they are just more of the same is rebranding/double-talk. Farage has openly said he isn’t putting effort into this UK election as he wants to focus on helping Trump with his campaign. This is not someone who cares about the UK
The Tories have shown that they are very competent at one thing - taking the piss out of the electorate time and time again with absolutely no legal consequences for their actions.
They keep breaking the law with impunity. e.g. - Sunak gave £50Bn of tax payers money to his mates and Tory donors in VIP lane contracts the courts have ruled were illegal. Why hasn't he been prosecuted? This was serious fraud. Furthermore the goods services that money was spent on were unfit for purpose or simply didn't materilise. Under consumer law the Government can demand a full refund but haven't done so. Why Not? Because they benefitted from it. Forget the Great Train robbery, Brinks Matt and the Hatton garden job. The biggest heist in British history was when the Tories stole £50Bn of tax payers money and lined the pockets of their chums and themselves with it. - Boris and Cummings illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament. This was effectively a coup attempt to try and overthrow British Democracy and install an autocratic regime. It was a straight from the tinpot dictators playbook. Why weren't they prosecuted and given custodial sentences for such a serious crime? - The manslaughter of thousands of British citizens during covid, particularly putting infected patients into care homes without testing them first and then CONTINUING to do so after being informed this was killing thousands. - Cutting benefits for the disabled under their vile PIP scheme, which has led to thousands of deaths with people dying from malnutrition or not being able to get insulin. - Illegally deporting British citizens in the Windrush scandel which led to many being assaulted, raped and even murdered. And there are many other crimes they've committed which they haven't been prosecuted for.
@@robm8809 not even close to the same amount, you are saying all politicians are alcoholics because some have 1 unit a week and others aren't ever sober, that's dishonest imo
@@MookMineolanope. Back in February 2024 he announced they would cap green funding in their first term in office. This was announced in public, and widely reported in the press, Green’s condemned his announcement, Tories couldn’t say anything as it’s basically their policy, Lib Dem’s, well they probably commented but who cares
the fella that was blasting D:Ream out as Rishi did his soggy announcement needs a hand as apparently his whole speaker system is blown despite trying to protect it all from the rain with brollies & that.
@@srpacific and Labour have always been tories [small t] the whole thing is a con - just the cheapest way for the capitalist dictatorship to rule you help that by standing, and recruit nobody
I've spent far too much of my life under Tory governments; about 2/3rds of it by my calculations. And the only thing that made both of the long stretches of Tory rule that I've lived through bearable has been the comedy that was birthed as a reaction to it, from "alternative comedy" sticking the V's up to Thatcher in the 1980s, to cassetteboy maintaining that proud tradition today. Thank you.
@@rickys7435 I don't disagree ... I just left out any comment about how there's nothing to choose between them - especially in this upcoming general election - for the sake of brevity. Despite my screen-name, I mostly try to keep it brief so people don't have to click "read more" :) Corbyn is the only politician I've given a tinker's cuss for since "Wedgie" Benn, and Benn was more my dad's era.
There are millions of people for whom there are massive differences between Tories and labour... If you're trans, of have a foreign spouse, work in a university, are on benefits... We have all suffered massively under the Tories and will not under labour.
@@devononair That's a no on all 4 counts, so that probably explains why it's not so obvious to me. I'm more concerned about reversing Tory anti-protest laws, re-nationalising utilities, taxing corporations, restoring workers' rights, etc. Old-school leftie stuff like that. On those kinds of issues they are utterly indistinguishable.
Imagine being this obsessed with measuring your life satisfaction based on which made-up camp of elites is currently signing their name on things that decrease your quality of life and increase theirs
Thank you for the little arithmetic today. Legit said "holy shit" out loud when I realised that's about my situation too. Not sure how Tony lasted so long or how Gordon's term was so brief... Also, we could do so badly with a Corbynesque figure
@@Ragdollcatlover 4 days after the election it's my 60th birthday, both my parents & 2 of my grandparents lived into their late 90s, that means there's a good chance I too might live another 30 years if I'm lucky, it would be wonderful if I could spend the rest of those days Tory-free.
" and it is time to resign....and do you accept this mans resignation ? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars, of all the corrupt !!!? " BANE, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. :)
Perfect fit, reuse someone's idea and then dont do it while cutting services to make more room for nose rubbing. I honestly cant see why people believe either of these creatures. As a comparison I feel if this decade mirrors our civil war and this time the M.Ps are the problem
Unfortunately, I live in a Tory stronghold. Market towns always prioritise less taxes because they're shortsighted. They'll have at least one seat, despite me fervently wishing otherwise.
@@kaitlyn__L Not Witney. It seems they're all as depressing _(politically speaking)._ The worst part is, the local MP has been the MP for the past 23 years. He has visited the local school to influence teenagers into thinking he is a "good" candidate. Just checked his Wikipedia - it seems he was arrested with sexual assault charges in 2022.
@@British_Rogue oof. Sounds like they all follow the same playbook. I remember Cameron also visited schools around his constituency to try and get the kids on-board early. Though of course he had that seat for less time. I wonder what the historical reasons are, for Scottish towns with a mercat cross being marginally less conservative than English towns with a buttercross.
@@Olyfrun oh my sweet summer child. tactical voting just enables centrist shits like Blair, Brown, Miliband (E) and Starmer who do bugger-all to deliver anything meaningfully different to the Tories. they've had plenty of time to prepare for the future and they blew it. I'd sooner vote Binface than Labour!
Having recently spent 29 hrs in a chair in A&E waiting for a bed whilst suffering a severe attack of pancreatitis ... One has to hope that Labour make a better job of the NHS than this present bunch of charlatans.
Sadly. Just looked at some opinion poll stats. 34% of Brits still think it would be better under the Tories than Labour. Vote to get rid of the tories, tell your friends and colleagues
@@paultapping9510 or a proxy so you don't even need to get a stamp! I suggest that some person is nominated per area and just goes and votes for everyone - the polling stations will be quieter and they get a nice day out :)
The original Anti-Hero lyrics "Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? (tale as old as time)" almost work in this version as well. You just have to swap congressman for Tory politician.
Labour won't be perfect, this is true. But they won't be the tories. Not seeing their smug faces on tv as the economy crashes and burns will be a huge boon to everyones mental well being.
Unfortunately we'll see their faces on the media. Whenever anything bad happens they'll be there saying "Yeah, knew that would happen" or "You didn't wanna do it like that". At least they'll be out though.
@@SkeletonDrums1 Just the ones shilling for GB News. But at least there's the entertainment value of watching them try to act with gravitas alongside a loon having a meltdown.
I really hope Starmer gets the police to wake up and figure out where the doubled national debt money went to. No spending, Austerity killing thousands, yet it went to £1.7 TRILLION.
Absolute class - so much effort has gone into getting this "just right" - what a masterpiece. I'm crying - with laughter, and the realisation of how painfully accurate this is... Oh well! Mustn't grumble... :-D
This is the best video I have seen in ages. It must have taken a long time to find all these clips and edit them together. It's a creative masterpiece !!
This is the most accurate summation of the Tory legacy to this country over the past 14 years and all in just over two minutes. Pure genius. But just make sure to use your vote wisely # anyonebutkidstarver
It gets better and better. Now it's policy decision by Daily Mail letters page. Policy meeting: Rishi, plaintively: "Now does *anyone* have any ideas?" "There's a letter in the Daily Mail, my lord, saying "Bring back National Service!"' Rishi jots it down. "Ok, that's down. Anyone else got anything? ... Anyone?" 🥺
If Labour's PR department aren't kicking your front door in to beg to use this as their election message then there's no justice. A beautiful piece of work which - as usual - sums the whole revolting situation up so elegantly. 👊
I love the ending, it just says VOTE, it doesn't jam a party down your throat, it's mint. Obviously I'm voting Labour because the Tories cut my balls off 14 years ago and I would like at least 1 of them back 🤷🏻♂️
@@misterthegeoff9767 amen to that, I want to vote Labour but it's a safe Tory seat, largest second majority is Lib dem so that's my vote. Nationally it's Labour - not a Starmer fan boy, really don't like him letting Elphinke defect as she is as nasty as her ex husband but Labour are the only chance at getting tid of illegitimate Sunak
LOL. I keep getting adverts from rishi trying to make him look relateable and human etc etc.. nice to see an honest depiction. ya done it again cassetteboy
It's a simple question... Would you like your NHS privatised through the back door... Or would you like it privatised through the front door? I think people struggle because there's almost too many options!
As a minority I know the Tories are bigoted towards me and want to change laws that will make my life worse. Labour just might. I have to take the risk...
Liz Truss was in office for 49 days, around 4.15million seconds. She contributes 4.84 seconds of content to this video. If this video reaches 865k views, she will have literally spent more time in this video than in office.
I hope this comment reaches the top!
Yo cassette boy pin this shit 📌
3 weeks of that time was during the Queen's 'mourning period', too.
Well done 👏
@@lordprotector3367 Add the party conference season and the time is reduced even more.
Liz Truss' contribution to this video is greater than her time in office.
Longer, too.
her time in office left us with something like a 50 billion pound hole so I think she has a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go before she makes up for it
Get outta my brain hole!
I'm surprised the lettuce didn't make a cameo.
to be fair she did also kill the queen
Remind yourself these guys have been pitching a better future for 14 years.
14 years.
Build back better! 😂
Labour will be an absolute sheet show.
It really is lose lose
@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 That is certainly what the Tories want you to believe and part of the reason they have driven the country to rot the last 14 years.
While making the country a million times worse
@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033very likely. Will be a surprise if not, but after 14 years of this and no improvement to be seen or even on the horizon, a change is needed. Might as well see what the other side (be it labour, reform, or any other party). Eventually you just have to say "this isn't working, give the other guy a chance"
In a world of AI and deepfakes, Cassetteboy remains undefeated
Truth, he doesn't need AI and deepfakes. He just uses the very words they speak. He's the official interpreter for those overwhelmed by the constant stream of soundbites and bullshit. He makes them tell it like it is.
Our patients exhausted 😂
Au contraire. JOE's tory songs are way less choppy. Darn shame they aren't making any at the moment of greatest impact
"It's us, and it's not just Rishi and Liz Truss" needs to be sung in the streets.
I'd say the bigger concern re: Liz Truss - is how the people in the bank ground made everything look so bad. What other strings are they pulling
Thank you Cassetteboy for your sacrifice, I can only image what you went through having to listen to so many Tory speeches in order to find the right content to put that together.
Good point
I was thinking the same thing! The man has the charisma of a small plastic soapdish.. Putting this together I think I would have lost the will to live..😫
Dont you talk about my soapdish like that, you take it back
@@DG-iw3yw 🤣🤣🤣👊👊
I had thought it must have taken ages of trawling to put together, but I forgot about the torture it must have been 😮. Thank you CassetteBoy ❤
...and it's been 14 years of Tories, it's been 14 years of pain, it's been 14 years that are gone forever and we'll never have again...
14 years of greed and incompetence
britain needs a civil Waaaahhaaarrrrr... aye aye aye aye yeh...
To be replaced by Reform :(
@@Mickparrysstepdad That’s a good thing. Looks like populism is becoming very popular. Love it 😆🏴🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧
14 years of hurt, never stopped us dreaming.
Your work is a service to the nation
to the world.
"Their" work.. there's two of 'em.
Edit: But I'll wholeheartedly second the sentiment.
but we are ungrateful to Rishi 😢
@@Aengus42 Like almost every other language, in English "your" is both singular and plural. So this is a bit of a strange correction.
@@toffeelatte6042Your is not singular and plural. You're face is not calling you your face.
"Give the Tories a good kicking, because that's what they did to you": graffiti, Middlesborough.
Please help the Tories get zero seats.
Because they're worth it.
None of them are worth it!!!
Reform only for me. It's not just Sunak, it's the whole rotten party, their attitude stinks.
@@maccagrabme They've been trying to copy Reform. Voting Reform is like voting for a budget version of the Tories now.
@@maccagrabme You want to go from a corrupt party in hock to its wealthy donors to voting for a party bankrolled by a single billionaire and both owned and fronted by a man who refuses to stand for Parliament, having failed seven times before? Do you know what the saying "leaping from the frying pan into the fire" means?
@@maccagrabmeI would love for there to be a viable 3rd option but Reform is the scrapping of the barrel of tories and Leave. The fact they call themselves ‘Reform’ when they are just more of the same is rebranding/double-talk. Farage has openly said he isn’t putting effort into this UK election as he wants to focus on helping Trump with his campaign. This is not someone who cares about the UK
This is what the internet was made for.
Register to vote.. and don't forget an approved photo ID.
The Tories have shown that they are very competent at one thing - taking the piss out of the electorate time and time again with absolutely no legal consequences for their actions.
They keep breaking the law with impunity. e.g.
- Sunak gave £50Bn of tax payers money to his mates and Tory donors in VIP lane contracts the courts have ruled were illegal. Why hasn't he been prosecuted? This was serious fraud.
Furthermore the goods services that money was spent on were unfit for purpose or simply didn't materilise. Under consumer law the Government can demand a full refund but haven't done so. Why Not? Because they benefitted from it.
Forget the Great Train robbery, Brinks Matt and the Hatton garden job. The biggest heist in British history was when the Tories stole £50Bn of tax payers money and lined the pockets of their chums and themselves with it.
- Boris and Cummings illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament. This was effectively a coup attempt to try and overthrow British Democracy and install an autocratic regime. It was a straight from the tinpot dictators playbook. Why weren't they prosecuted and given custodial sentences for such a serious crime?
- The manslaughter of thousands of British citizens during covid, particularly putting infected patients into care homes without testing them first and then CONTINUING to do so after being informed this was killing thousands.
- Cutting benefits for the disabled under their vile PIP scheme, which has led to thousands of deaths with people dying from malnutrition or not being able to get insulin.
- Illegally deporting British citizens in the Windrush scandel which led to many being assaulted, raped and even murdered.
And there are many other crimes they've committed which they haven't been prosecuted for.
They ALL do that, though.
@@robm8809 not even close to the same amount, you are saying all politicians are alcoholics because some have 1 unit a week and others aren't ever sober, that's dishonest imo
@@TheOmegaXicor Irrelevant.
"absolutely no legal consequences for their actions"
Craig Williams: Challenge accepted
You've made an old man very happy. Thank you.
Two old men.
@@glyndaviesAnd a old woman
Two old women 👍
Britain finally heading towards net zero, zero Tory seats.
Yes , and your friend Starmer will definitely be in a hurry to usher in , net-zero proper , and thus causing more economic misery for the country .
@@MookMineolalol not bloody likely, he's in favour of even more oil production at the expense of his constituent's futures.
@@MookMineolanope. Back in February 2024 he announced they would cap green funding in their first term in office. This was announced in public, and widely reported in the press, Green’s condemned his announcement, Tories couldn’t say anything as it’s basically their policy, Lib Dem’s, well they probably commented but who cares
@@MookMineola 😂😂😂 Which fossil fuel company do you work for.
@@MookMineolayoud rather be held hostage by Arab oil barons ?
ZERO SEATS
ZERO SEATS
ZERO SEATS
ZERO SEATS
If only someone could play this on repeat outside no.10. Maybe an over head drone or a dozen or so hovering about.
the fella that was blasting D:Ream out as Rishi did his soggy announcement needs a hand as apparently his whole speaker system is blown despite trying to protect it all from the rain with brollies & that.
@@ManWalksDogshis sound system didn't die in vain
@@ManWalksDogs You mean Steve Bray? Guy's a dosser and does nothing, but at least he's given me a few laughs.
ZERO SEATS. NOT ONE.
The best sort of net-zero
@@norweepNet Zero means no money (Euro fanatics)!
You want one party to hold absolute control? Thats quite Tory of you
@@srpacific and Labour have always been tories [small t]
the whole thing is a con - just the cheapest way for the capitalist dictatorship to rule
you help that by standing, and recruit nobody
@@srpacificNope, just no Tories
"and I f*cked up" made me cackle out loud.....Bloody brilliant!! 😀
I've spent far too much of my life under Tory governments; about 2/3rds of it by my calculations. And the only thing that made both of the long stretches of Tory rule that I've lived through bearable has been the comedy that was birthed as a reaction to it, from "alternative comedy" sticking the V's up to Thatcher in the 1980s, to cassetteboy maintaining that proud tradition today. Thank you.
@@rickys7435 I don't disagree ... I just left out any comment about how there's nothing to choose between them - especially in this upcoming general election - for the sake of brevity. Despite my screen-name, I mostly try to keep it brief so people don't have to click "read more" :)
Corbyn is the only politician I've given a tinker's cuss for since "Wedgie" Benn, and Benn was more my dad's era.
There are millions of people for whom there are massive differences between Tories and labour... If you're trans, of have a foreign spouse, work in a university, are on benefits... We have all suffered massively under the Tories and will not under labour.
@@devononair That's a no on all 4 counts, so that probably explains why it's not so obvious to me. I'm more concerned about reversing Tory anti-protest laws, re-nationalising utilities, taxing corporations, restoring workers' rights, etc. Old-school leftie stuff like that. On those kinds of issues they are utterly indistinguishable.
Imagine being this obsessed with measuring your life satisfaction based on which made-up camp of elites is currently signing their name on things that decrease your quality of life and increase theirs
Thank you for the little arithmetic today. Legit said "holy shit" out loud when I realised that's about my situation too.
Not sure how Tony lasted so long or how Gordon's term was so brief... Also, we could do so badly with a Corbynesque figure
Take a bow CB, you nailed it again.
He always says "back to square one" with Labour, like it's a bad thing.
it is a bad thing labour have even less of a clue than the Tories lol
@@sammie8929ratio
@@sammie8929 Seems like someone here has even less of a clue...any guesses?
it's like he thinks being at square -59 is a good thing
It’s more like the ‘return to go’ in monopoly where you get that sweet sweet £200 to avoid bankruptcy 😅
Baby, wake up - the new cassetteboy just dropped
i hope someone sends this to him personally.
They would both recognise the “question”
I just did. He accepted it and agreed whole heartedly and I'm not even lying (see Cabinet of Millionaires)!
Led By Donkeys should play it on parliament walls.
Only 41 days left until we have a Tory-free Britain, let's make sure it lasts at least a generation.
we'll have Starmers Tory B team in with more austerity and privatisation. Great.
Omg I hope you’re right 🙏
Spot on
@@Ragdollcatlover 4 days after the election it's my 60th birthday, both my parents & 2 of my grandparents lived into their late 90s, that means there's a good chance I too might live another 30 years if I'm lucky, it would be wonderful if I could spend the rest of those days Tory-free.
@@user-ol6rd7pl5tfingers crossed for you (and the rest of us) 🤞
Made my day.... can't beat making a total mockery of the corrupt!!
" and it is time to resign....and do you accept this mans resignation ? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars, of all the corrupt !!!? " BANE, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. :)
I love the calmer pace of this
Let us not forget the damage these nasty pieces of work have done to us all.
Good luck Britain... Here's to hoping for things to only get better.
Most unlikely !
@@MookMineolaI’d settle for not getting worse at this point
Not a chance. Britain is in terminal decline
Not a chance every party with a chance is shit.
The only way to make life better under British rule is to fight against government, not a particular party. Just ask the Americans
Back to square one. Seats to zero. I like those numbers, count me in!
Should be on one of Labour’s election broadcasts. 😁
Perfect fit, reuse someone's idea and then dont do it while cutting services to make more room for nose rubbing. I honestly cant see why people believe either of these creatures. As a comparison I feel if this decade mirrors our civil war and this time the M.Ps are the problem
😂 honestly this is so good they should enrol cb on their campaign
They should play it on a loop.
Voted Brexit? Vote reform. Finish what we started.👍👍
@@pizzamad3334 No thanks.
Cassetteboy did it again! Savage!
No, this is just smug. "Savage" was his Rage Against the Party Machine. You can feel the anger in that one.
I love how you kept the cadence of the original too.
Big Ups DJ Rubbish and Barry Evans pon tha decks!!
Bangface crew inside🤘
Brilliant.I'll have to stop pushing the repeat button!
I have no words … other than 'This is brilliant!'
Unfortunately, I live in a Tory stronghold. Market towns always prioritise less taxes because they're shortsighted. They'll have at least one seat, despite me fervently wishing otherwise.
Is this Witney, or are the other market towns just as depressing to live in politically?
@@kaitlyn__L Not Witney. It seems they're all as depressing _(politically speaking)._ The worst part is, the local MP has been the MP for the past 23 years. He has visited the local school to influence teenagers into thinking he is a "good" candidate. Just checked his Wikipedia - it seems he was arrested with sexual assault charges in 2022.
@British_Rogue That sounds like the Hon. Occasional MP for Romford, unless there's other market towns with the same issue(I really hope not)
@@British_Rogue oof. Sounds like they all follow the same playbook. I remember Cameron also visited schools around his constituency to try and get the kids on-board early. Though of course he had that seat for less time.
I wonder what the historical reasons are, for Scottish towns with a mercat cross being marginally less conservative than English towns with a buttercross.
I'm voting Cassetteboy. would you like help canvassing and leafleting?
No. Don't waste your vote, or the tories will get back in.
Tactical voting, folks. We can work on the future after the election.
@@Olyfrun oh my sweet summer child. tactical voting just enables centrist shits like Blair, Brown, Miliband (E) and Starmer who do bugger-all to deliver anything meaningfully different to the Tories. they've had plenty of time to prepare for the future and they blew it. I'd sooner vote Binface than Labour!
Having recently spent 29 hrs in a chair in A&E waiting for a bed whilst suffering a severe attack of pancreatitis ... One has to hope that Labour make a better job of the NHS than this present bunch of charlatans.
Sadly. Just looked at some opinion poll stats. 34% of Brits still think it would be better under the Tories than Labour. Vote to get rid of the tories, tell your friends and colleagues
Absolutes imbeciles. The Tories should be locked up and never allowed in politics again.
Ffs vote - and bring your ID so they can’t suppress your vote
Nah, can't be bothered
Imagine believing that voting for one group of elites over the other will actually change anything
or, if the cost of a voting appropriate ID is too much, you can register as a postal voter.
@@paultapping9510 or a proxy so you don't even need to get a stamp! I suggest that some person is nominated per area and just goes and votes for everyone - the polling stations will be quieter and they get a nice day out :)
I'm not voting, no point. Complete waste of time.
Michelle Mone....you've made it! Bravo 👏. 👉📼👦 🎥 famous!
Zero seats.
We did it.
This bought a tear to my eye, just beautiful.
Man up
@pepelepew2690 You man up
@@DG-iw3yw I did, when I turned 13 😜🥁
The original Anti-Hero lyrics "Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? (tale as old as time)" almost work in this version as well. You just have to swap congressman for Tory politician.
Labour won't be perfect, this is true.
But they won't be the tories. Not seeing their smug faces on tv as the economy crashes and burns will be a huge boon to everyones mental well being.
Unfortunately we'll see their faces on the media. Whenever anything bad happens they'll be there saying "Yeah, knew that would happen" or "You didn't wanna do it like that". At least they'll be out though.
Hopefully there will be so few of them left after the election, that the media no longer deem it necessary to give them any airtime!
@@SkeletonDrums1 Just the ones shilling for GB News. But at least there's the entertainment value of watching them try to act with gravitas alongside a loon having a meltdown.
@@SkeletonDrums1 Except just enough of them to make videos like this. =D
@@LaylaSpellwind 😆 just one of them is enough for that! Sure the Haunted Pencil will keep spouting enough tripe on GBNews!
Ive been listening to you CassetteBoy for at least a decade now.
You never disappoint
Nice one M8. Spot on.
I really hope Starmer gets the police to wake up and figure out where the doubled national debt money went to. No spending, Austerity killing thousands, yet it went to £1.7 TRILLION.
Okay I'll vote for cassetteboy. Fix our country with a humourous tune
14 years of conservatives....let's all change this on the 4th July 2024
'Independence Day' from Tory rule😂
Absolute class - so much effort has gone into getting this "just right" - what a masterpiece. I'm crying - with laughter, and the realisation of how painfully accurate this is... Oh well! Mustn't grumble... :-D
1:52 The dance 😂😂
Brilliant, thank you, I needed those laughs!
Spot on, Cassetteboy! Thank you!
man, i remember the New labour tapes, great to see cassetteboy still rollin
CB Hits the nail on the head HARD as usual!
Spot on!
Have a thumbs up for your service to The Nation!
They will win again. They always do.
I expect this to play on radio stations the whole week following up to the election
Got the B side? I think its called "The little shit goes down the river, to the sea!"
Superb, amazing work 👍
Thank you Cassetteboy. Thank you. Please never stop!
This is the best video I have seen in ages. It must have taken a long time to find all these clips and edit them together. It's a creative masterpiece !!
This campaign season should be dubbed Rishis end of an eras tour
Thanks for this birthday gift
Happy Birthday
You share it with the last day that the Tory bastds reign in Parliament
That's a superb piece of editing you've done there. Yes, I'll be along to vote to kick them out.
This is the most accurate summation of the Tory legacy to this country over the past 14 years and all in just over two minutes. Pure genius. But just make sure to use your vote wisely # anyonebutkidstarver
UK to the Tories: We are never ever ever getting back together 🤞
Fkin ace!
Theresa May dancing on the beat is just phenomenal😂
Perfect!
Damn man, you were here at the beginning and you are (hopefully) playing the Tories out at the end too, Cassetteboy.
Gods work
The campaign to end all campaigns begins in earnest. #ZeroSeats
Many a true word is spoken in jest
Genius. This is SO GOOD. It must have taken ages to do, but well done for getting the truth out there 😊
Tories out
It gets better and better. Now it's policy decision by Daily Mail letters page. Policy meeting: Rishi, plaintively: "Now does *anyone* have any ideas?"
"There's a letter in the Daily Mail, my lord, saying "Bring back National Service!"'
Rishi jots it down. "Ok, that's down. Anyone else got anything? ... Anyone?" 🥺
If Labour's PR department aren't kicking your front door in to beg to use this as their election message then there's no justice.
A beautiful piece of work which - as usual - sums the whole revolting situation up so elegantly.
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Cassetteboy gets my vote 😄😄👍 brilliant ❤❤❤
These are usually funny but recently have been really depressing…
Another slice of genius, love it!!
VOTERS VOTE LABOUR ❤❤❤
god no
YAYYYY LABOUR ALL THE WAY!!!!😂😂❤❤
This was a party political broadcast by the Labour Party.
I loved the last 8 words especially!
I love the ending, it just says VOTE, it doesn't jam a party down your throat, it's mint. Obviously I'm voting Labour because the Tories cut my balls off 14 years ago and I would like at least 1 of them back 🤷🏻♂️
also in some constituencies tactically voting lib dem, SNP or Plaid Cymru may be a better shout to remove the Tory from that specific seat.
@@misterthegeoff9767 amen to that, I want to vote Labour but it's a safe Tory seat, largest second majority is Lib dem so that's my vote. Nationally it's Labour - not a Starmer fan boy, really don't like him letting Elphinke defect as she is as nasty as her ex husband but Labour are the only chance at getting tid of illegitimate Sunak
I bet another one of these will be made once labour finishes a term lol. Seriously tho I luv these
Very honest video
Thank you, Cassetteboy. Love your work👍
#ZeroSeats
"sometimes I feel like everybody is a labour voter" made me laugh HARD, partic in comparison to TS' original
Cassetteboy with another banger
YAAA LABOUR ALL THE WAY!! ❤❤😂😂❤❤
LOL. I keep getting adverts from rishi trying to make him look relateable and human etc etc.. nice to see an honest depiction. ya done it again cassetteboy
#zeroseats
Please let this go viral and the TS version be the next Steve Bray music troll
End the two party system...
Conservative party will be extinct anyway.
Brilliant.
When your vote is between two cheeks on the same arse, it's more of a dilemma than a democracy.
Labour aren't Tory evil
Its a no brainer
STOP THE TORIES
It's a simple question... Would you like your NHS privatised through the back door... Or would you like it privatised through the front door?
I think people struggle because there's almost too many options!
Nope, the Tories sit squarely between the cheeks!
As a minority I know the Tories are bigoted towards me and want to change laws that will make my life worse. Labour just might. I have to take the risk...
@@ALifeOfWine I hope the NHS never have anything to do with my back door.