Cassetteboy - Tory-Zero (Rishi's Version)

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  • @odysyr
    @odysyr Před 3 měsíci +1764

    Liz Truss was in office for 49 days, around 4.15million seconds. She contributes 4.84 seconds of content to this video. If this video reaches 865k views, she will have literally spent more time in this video than in office.

    • @kylekeenan3485
      @kylekeenan3485 Před 3 měsíci +42

      I hope this comment reaches the top!

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Yo cassette boy pin this shit 📌

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Před 3 měsíci +14

      3 weeks of that time was during the Queen's 'mourning period', too.

    • @myleshigh4225
      @myleshigh4225 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Well done 👏

    • @geoffpoole483
      @geoffpoole483 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@lordprotector3367 Add the party conference season and the time is reduced even more.

  • @bradw8102
    @bradw8102 Před 3 měsíci +1412

    Liz Truss' contribution to this video is greater than her time in office.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain Před 3 měsíci +39

      Longer, too.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo Před 3 měsíci +17

      her time in office left us with something like a 50 billion pound hole so I think she has a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go before she makes up for it

    • @nickfenn
      @nickfenn Před 3 měsíci +2

      Get outta my brain hole!

    • @WIldXIII
      @WIldXIII Před 3 měsíci +5

      I'm surprised the lettuce didn't make a cameo.

    • @dingusuhum
      @dingusuhum Před 3 měsíci +9

      to be fair she did also kill the queen

  • @HalfDayHero
    @HalfDayHero Před 3 měsíci +367

    Remind yourself these guys have been pitching a better future for 14 years.
    14 years.

    • @Syptah47
      @Syptah47 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Build back better! 😂

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Labour will be an absolute sheet show.
      It really is lose lose

    • @steadyoneddie
      @steadyoneddie Před 3 měsíci

      @@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 That is certainly what the Tories want you to believe and part of the reason they have driven the country to rot the last 14 years.

    • @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal
      @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal Před 3 měsíci +8

      While making the country a million times worse

    • @Kaitonel
      @Kaitonel Před 3 měsíci +15

      ​@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033very likely. Will be a surprise if not, but after 14 years of this and no improvement to be seen or even on the horizon, a change is needed. Might as well see what the other side (be it labour, reform, or any other party). Eventually you just have to say "this isn't working, give the other guy a chance"

  • @elliotpulver8925
    @elliotpulver8925 Před 3 měsíci +433

    In a world of AI and deepfakes, Cassetteboy remains undefeated

    • @stoatlord1976
      @stoatlord1976 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Truth, he doesn't need AI and deepfakes. He just uses the very words they speak. He's the official interpreter for those overwhelmed by the constant stream of soundbites and bullshit. He makes them tell it like it is.

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Před 3 měsíci +1

      Our patients exhausted 😂

    • @geonsilberlicht4632
      @geonsilberlicht4632 Před 2 měsíci

      Au contraire. JOE's tory songs are way less choppy. Darn shame they aren't making any at the moment of greatest impact

  • @ALifeOfWine
    @ALifeOfWine Před 3 měsíci +390

    "It's us, and it's not just Rishi and Liz Truss" needs to be sung in the streets.

    • @ekksoku
      @ekksoku Před 2 měsíci

      I'd say the bigger concern re: Liz Truss - is how the people in the bank ground made everything look so bad. What other strings are they pulling

  • @craigx-ecute5089
    @craigx-ecute5089 Před 3 měsíci +104

    Thank you Cassetteboy for your sacrifice, I can only image what you went through having to listen to so many Tory speeches in order to find the right content to put that together.

    • @edwardp-s8868
      @edwardp-s8868 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Good point

    • @karinewaldron9225
      @karinewaldron9225 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I was thinking the same thing! The man has the charisma of a small plastic soapdish.. Putting this together I think I would have lost the will to live..😫

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw Před 2 měsíci +5

      Dont you talk about my soapdish like that, you take it back

    • @karinewaldron9225
      @karinewaldron9225 Před 2 měsíci

      @@DG-iw3yw 🤣🤣🤣👊👊

    • @clairemurray4910
      @clairemurray4910 Před 2 měsíci

      I had thought it must have taken ages of trawling to put together, but I forgot about the torture it must have been 😮. Thank you CassetteBoy ❤

  • @funkstication
    @funkstication Před 3 měsíci +87

    ...and it's been 14 years of Tories, it's been 14 years of pain, it's been 14 years that are gone forever and we'll never have again...

    • @underneonloneliness2
      @underneonloneliness2 Před 3 měsíci +4

      14 years of greed and incompetence

    • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
      @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 Před 3 měsíci +2

      britain needs a civil Waaaahhaaarrrrr... aye aye aye aye yeh...

    • @Mickparrysstepdad
      @Mickparrysstepdad Před 2 měsíci

      To be replaced by Reform :(

    • @underneonloneliness2
      @underneonloneliness2 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Mickparrysstepdad That’s a good thing. Looks like populism is becoming very popular. Love it 😆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Před 2 měsíci

      14 years of hurt, never stopped us dreaming.

  • @kjnerdngames5310
    @kjnerdngames5310 Před 3 měsíci +435

    Your work is a service to the nation

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton Před 3 měsíci +12

      to the world.

    • @Aengus42
      @Aengus42 Před 3 měsíci +7

      "Their" work.. there's two of 'em.
      Edit: But I'll wholeheartedly second the sentiment.

    • @zakjuly6721
      @zakjuly6721 Před 3 měsíci +1

      but we are ungrateful to Rishi 😢

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@Aengus42 Like almost every other language, in English "your" is both singular and plural. So this is a bit of a strange correction.

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@toffeelatte6042Your is not singular and plural. You're face is not calling you your face.

  • @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589
    @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 Před 3 měsíci +136

    "Give the Tories a good kicking, because that's what they did to you": graffiti, Middlesborough.

  • @monkeyman6469
    @monkeyman6469 Před 3 měsíci +1561

    Please help the Tories get zero seats.
    Because they're worth it.

    • @Slothdeman
      @Slothdeman Před 3 měsíci +32

      None of them are worth it!!!

    • @maccagrabme
      @maccagrabme Před 3 měsíci +29

      Reform only for me. It's not just Sunak, it's the whole rotten party, their attitude stinks.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 Před 3 měsíci +80

      @@maccagrabme They've been trying to copy Reform. Voting Reform is like voting for a budget version of the Tories now.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@maccagrabme You want to go from a corrupt party in hock to its wealthy donors to voting for a party bankrolled by a single billionaire and both owned and fronted by a man who refuses to stand for Parliament, having failed seven times before? Do you know what the saying "leaping from the frying pan into the fire" means?

    • @Vonononie
      @Vonononie Před 3 měsíci +50

      @@maccagrabmeI would love for there to be a viable 3rd option but Reform is the scrapping of the barrel of tories and Leave. The fact they call themselves ‘Reform’ when they are just more of the same is rebranding/double-talk. Farage has openly said he isn’t putting effort into this UK election as he wants to focus on helping Trump with his campaign. This is not someone who cares about the UK

  • @barthandelus8340
    @barthandelus8340 Před 3 měsíci +49

    This is what the internet was made for.

  • @nicknewman7848
    @nicknewman7848 Před 3 měsíci +50

    Register to vote.. and don't forget an approved photo ID.

  • @plerpplerp5599
    @plerpplerp5599 Před 3 měsíci +67

    The Tories have shown that they are very competent at one thing - taking the piss out of the electorate time and time again with absolutely no legal consequences for their actions.

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir Před 3 měsíci

      They keep breaking the law with impunity. e.g.
      - Sunak gave £50Bn of tax payers money to his mates and Tory donors in VIP lane contracts the courts have ruled were illegal. Why hasn't he been prosecuted? This was serious fraud.
      Furthermore the goods services that money was spent on were unfit for purpose or simply didn't materilise. Under consumer law the Government can demand a full refund but haven't done so. Why Not? Because they benefitted from it.
      Forget the Great Train robbery, Brinks Matt and the Hatton garden job. The biggest heist in British history was when the Tories stole £50Bn of tax payers money and lined the pockets of their chums and themselves with it.
      - Boris and Cummings illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament. This was effectively a coup attempt to try and overthrow British Democracy and install an autocratic regime. It was a straight from the tinpot dictators playbook. Why weren't they prosecuted and given custodial sentences for such a serious crime?
      - The manslaughter of thousands of British citizens during covid, particularly putting infected patients into care homes without testing them first and then CONTINUING to do so after being informed this was killing thousands.
      - Cutting benefits for the disabled under their vile PIP scheme, which has led to thousands of deaths with people dying from malnutrition or not being able to get insulin.
      - Illegally deporting British citizens in the Windrush scandel which led to many being assaulted, raped and even murdered.
      And there are many other crimes they've committed which they haven't been prosecuted for.

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 Před 3 měsíci

      They ALL do that, though.

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@robm8809 not even close to the same amount, you are saying all politicians are alcoholics because some have 1 unit a week and others aren't ever sober, that's dishonest imo

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 Před 2 měsíci

      @@TheOmegaXicor Irrelevant.

    • @globalistgamer6418
      @globalistgamer6418 Před 2 měsíci

      "absolutely no legal consequences for their actions"
      Craig Williams: Challenge accepted

  • @henryblunt8503
    @henryblunt8503 Před 3 měsíci +102

    You've made an old man very happy. Thank you.

  • @user-ol6rd7pl5t
    @user-ol6rd7pl5t Před 3 měsíci +119

    Britain finally heading towards net zero, zero Tory seats.

    • @MookMineola
      @MookMineola Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yes , and your friend Starmer will definitely be in a hurry to usher in , net-zero proper , and thus causing more economic misery for the country .

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@MookMineolalol not bloody likely, he's in favour of even more oil production at the expense of his constituent's futures.

    • @Vonononie
      @Vonononie Před 3 měsíci

      @@MookMineolanope. Back in February 2024 he announced they would cap green funding in their first term in office. This was announced in public, and widely reported in the press, Green’s condemned his announcement, Tories couldn’t say anything as it’s basically their policy, Lib Dem’s, well they probably commented but who cares

    • @user-ol6rd7pl5t
      @user-ol6rd7pl5t Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@MookMineola 😂😂😂 Which fossil fuel company do you work for.

    • @Dom-De
      @Dom-De Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@MookMineolayoud rather be held hostage by Arab oil barons ?

  • @Crazycheesey
    @Crazycheesey Před 3 měsíci +23

    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS
    ZERO SEATS

  • @DeimosXVX
    @DeimosXVX Před 3 měsíci +37

    If only someone could play this on repeat outside no.10. Maybe an over head drone or a dozen or so hovering about.

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs Před 3 měsíci +5

      the fella that was blasting D:Ream out as Rishi did his soggy announcement needs a hand as apparently his whole speaker system is blown despite trying to protect it all from the rain with brollies & that.

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@ManWalksDogshis sound system didn't die in vain

    • @Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest
      @Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest Před 3 měsíci

      @@ManWalksDogs You mean Steve Bray? Guy's a dosser and does nothing, but at least he's given me a few laughs.

  • @lukecroft5676
    @lukecroft5676 Před 3 měsíci +238

    ZERO SEATS. NOT ONE.

    • @norweep
      @norweep Před 3 měsíci +7

      The best sort of net-zero

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@norweepNet Zero means no money (Euro fanatics)!

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific Před 3 měsíci +1

      You want one party to hold absolute control? Thats quite Tory of you

    • @stevenrevins
      @stevenrevins Před 3 měsíci

      @@srpacific and Labour have always been tories [small t]
      the whole thing is a con - just the cheapest way for the capitalist dictatorship to rule
      you help that by standing, and recruit nobody

    • @gemgwilliam
      @gemgwilliam Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@@srpacificNope, just no Tories

  • @Ironlord2015
    @Ironlord2015 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "and I f*cked up" made me cackle out loud.....Bloody brilliant!! 😀

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 Před 3 měsíci +101

    I've spent far too much of my life under Tory governments; about 2/3rds of it by my calculations. And the only thing that made both of the long stretches of Tory rule that I've lived through bearable has been the comedy that was birthed as a reaction to it, from "alternative comedy" sticking the V's up to Thatcher in the 1980s, to cassetteboy maintaining that proud tradition today. Thank you.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@rickys7435 I don't disagree ... I just left out any comment about how there's nothing to choose between them - especially in this upcoming general election - for the sake of brevity. Despite my screen-name, I mostly try to keep it brief so people don't have to click "read more" :)
      Corbyn is the only politician I've given a tinker's cuss for since "Wedgie" Benn, and Benn was more my dad's era.

    • @devononair
      @devononair Před 3 měsíci +11

      There are millions of people for whom there are massive differences between Tories and labour... If you're trans, of have a foreign spouse, work in a university, are on benefits... We have all suffered massively under the Tories and will not under labour.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@devononair That's a no on all 4 counts, so that probably explains why it's not so obvious to me. I'm more concerned about reversing Tory anti-protest laws, re-nationalising utilities, taxing corporations, restoring workers' rights, etc. Old-school leftie stuff like that. On those kinds of issues they are utterly indistinguishable.

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific Před 3 měsíci

      Imagine being this obsessed with measuring your life satisfaction based on which made-up camp of elites is currently signing their name on things that decrease your quality of life and increase theirs

    • @lolnamelollastname9788
      @lolnamelollastname9788 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Thank you for the little arithmetic today. Legit said "holy shit" out loud when I realised that's about my situation too.
      Not sure how Tony lasted so long or how Gordon's term was so brief... Also, we could do so badly with a Corbynesque figure

  • @Necron00b
    @Necron00b Před 3 měsíci +41

    Take a bow CB, you nailed it again.

  • @BoredomIncarnate1
    @BoredomIncarnate1 Před 3 měsíci +447

    He always says "back to square one" with Labour, like it's a bad thing.

    • @sammie8929
      @sammie8929 Před 3 měsíci +15

      it is a bad thing labour have even less of a clue than the Tories lol

    • @Skelig
      @Skelig Před 3 měsíci +74

      @@sammie8929ratio

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 Před 3 měsíci +57

      @@sammie8929 Seems like someone here has even less of a clue...any guesses?

    • @shanesloth4419
      @shanesloth4419 Před 3 měsíci +29

      it's like he thinks being at square -59 is a good thing

    • @nickfenn
      @nickfenn Před 3 měsíci +14

      It’s more like the ‘return to go’ in monopoly where you get that sweet sweet £200 to avoid bankruptcy 😅

  • @TheCJHutchison
    @TheCJHutchison Před 3 měsíci +77

    Baby, wake up - the new cassetteboy just dropped

  • @mattym8038
    @mattym8038 Před 3 měsíci +107

    i hope someone sends this to him personally.

    • @mityaboy4639
      @mityaboy4639 Před 3 měsíci

      They would both recognise the “question”

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Před 3 měsíci

      I just did. He accepted it and agreed whole heartedly and I'm not even lying (see Cabinet of Millionaires)!

    • @J_bixby
      @J_bixby Před 3 měsíci +1

      Led By Donkeys should play it on parliament walls.

  • @user-ol6rd7pl5t
    @user-ol6rd7pl5t Před 3 měsíci +138

    Only 41 days left until we have a Tory-free Britain, let's make sure it lasts at least a generation.

    • @Euro2024champs
      @Euro2024champs Před 3 měsíci

      we'll have Starmers Tory B team in with more austerity and privatisation. Great.

    • @Ragdollcatlover
      @Ragdollcatlover Před 3 měsíci +9

      Omg I hope you’re right 🙏

    • @annenunney9907
      @annenunney9907 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Spot on

    • @user-ol6rd7pl5t
      @user-ol6rd7pl5t Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@Ragdollcatlover 4 days after the election it's my 60th birthday, both my parents & 2 of my grandparents lived into their late 90s, that means there's a good chance I too might live another 30 years if I'm lucky, it would be wonderful if I could spend the rest of those days Tory-free.

    • @bigwezz
      @bigwezz Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@user-ol6rd7pl5tfingers crossed for you (and the rest of us) 🤞

  • @marvellis6762
    @marvellis6762 Před 3 měsíci +17

    Made my day.... can't beat making a total mockery of the corrupt!!

    • @pikeflowed
      @pikeflowed Před 3 měsíci

      " and it is time to resign....and do you accept this mans resignation ? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars, of all the corrupt !!!? " BANE, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. :)

  • @ianh3366
    @ianh3366 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I love the calmer pace of this

  • @justyhawk1
    @justyhawk1 Před 3 měsíci +30

    Let us not forget the damage these nasty pieces of work have done to us all.

  • @Supermunch2000
    @Supermunch2000 Před 3 měsíci +74

    Good luck Britain... Here's to hoping for things to only get better.

    • @MookMineola
      @MookMineola Před 3 měsíci +7

      Most unlikely !

    • @Vonononie
      @Vonononie Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@MookMineolaI’d settle for not getting worse at this point

    • @illegalsmirf
      @illegalsmirf Před 3 měsíci +2

      Not a chance. Britain is in terminal decline

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Not a chance every party with a chance is shit.

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific Před 3 měsíci +3

      The only way to make life better under British rule is to fight against government, not a particular party. Just ask the Americans

  • @coppershark1973
    @coppershark1973 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Back to square one. Seats to zero. I like those numbers, count me in!

  • @sisulart
    @sisulart Před 3 měsíci +79

    Should be on one of Labour’s election broadcasts. 😁

    • @lj4339
      @lj4339 Před 3 měsíci

      Perfect fit, reuse someone's idea and then dont do it while cutting services to make more room for nose rubbing. I honestly cant see why people believe either of these creatures. As a comparison I feel if this decade mirrors our civil war and this time the M.Ps are the problem

    • @LioKBio
      @LioKBio Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂 honestly this is so good they should enrol cb on their campaign

    • @uniquerebeljaney3639
      @uniquerebeljaney3639 Před 3 měsíci +1

      They should play it on a loop.

    • @pizzamad3334
      @pizzamad3334 Před 3 měsíci

      Voted Brexit? Vote reform. Finish what we started.👍👍

    • @sisulart
      @sisulart Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@pizzamad3334 No thanks.

  • @cptPerseus
    @cptPerseus Před 3 měsíci +23

    Cassetteboy did it again! Savage!

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Před 3 měsíci

      No, this is just smug. "Savage" was his Rage Against the Party Machine. You can feel the anger in that one.

  • @TheBadVideoMaker
    @TheBadVideoMaker Před 3 měsíci +4

    I love how you kept the cadence of the original too.

  • @djassassinuk
    @djassassinuk Před 3 měsíci +21

    Big Ups DJ Rubbish and Barry Evans pon tha decks!!

  • @tolrem
    @tolrem Před 3 měsíci +5

    Brilliant.I'll have to stop pushing the repeat button!

  • @jubear1493
    @jubear1493 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I have no words … other than 'This is brilliant!'

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue Před 3 měsíci +10

    Unfortunately, I live in a Tory stronghold. Market towns always prioritise less taxes because they're shortsighted. They'll have at least one seat, despite me fervently wishing otherwise.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 3 měsíci +1

      Is this Witney, or are the other market towns just as depressing to live in politically?

    • @British_Rogue
      @British_Rogue Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@kaitlyn__L Not Witney. It seems they're all as depressing _(politically speaking)._ The worst part is, the local MP has been the MP for the past 23 years. He has visited the local school to influence teenagers into thinking he is a "good" candidate. Just checked his Wikipedia - it seems he was arrested with sexual assault charges in 2022.

    • @deannaviolets
      @deannaviolets Před 3 měsíci

      @British_Rogue That sounds like the Hon. Occasional MP for Romford, unless there's other market towns with the same issue(I really hope not)

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@British_Rogue oof. Sounds like they all follow the same playbook. I remember Cameron also visited schools around his constituency to try and get the kids on-board early. Though of course he had that seat for less time.
      I wonder what the historical reasons are, for Scottish towns with a mercat cross being marginally less conservative than English towns with a buttercross.

  • @RoamingAdhocrat
    @RoamingAdhocrat Před 3 měsíci +67

    I'm voting Cassetteboy. would you like help canvassing and leafleting?

    • @Olyfrun
      @Olyfrun Před 3 měsíci +1

      No. Don't waste your vote, or the tories will get back in.
      Tactical voting, folks. We can work on the future after the election.

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat Před 3 měsíci

      @@Olyfrun oh my sweet summer child. tactical voting just enables centrist shits like Blair, Brown, Miliband (E) and Starmer who do bugger-all to deliver anything meaningfully different to the Tories. they've had plenty of time to prepare for the future and they blew it. I'd sooner vote Binface than Labour!

  • @Kaisan-vc8fw
    @Kaisan-vc8fw Před 2 měsíci +5

    Having recently spent 29 hrs in a chair in A&E waiting for a bed whilst suffering a severe attack of pancreatitis ... One has to hope that Labour make a better job of the NHS than this present bunch of charlatans.

  • @deadjester
    @deadjester Před 3 měsíci +6

    Sadly. Just looked at some opinion poll stats. 34% of Brits still think it would be better under the Tories than Labour. Vote to get rid of the tories, tell your friends and colleagues

    • @QwertySpaceOfficial
      @QwertySpaceOfficial Před 3 měsíci

      Absolutes imbeciles. The Tories should be locked up and never allowed in politics again.

  • @indexical1897
    @indexical1897 Před 3 měsíci +45

    Ffs vote - and bring your ID so they can’t suppress your vote

    • @pepelepew2690
      @pepelepew2690 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Nah, can't be bothered

    • @srpacific
      @srpacific Před 3 měsíci

      Imagine believing that voting for one group of elites over the other will actually change anything

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 Před 3 měsíci +4

      or, if the cost of a voting appropriate ID is too much, you can register as a postal voter.

    • @rsh793
      @rsh793 Před 3 měsíci

      @@paultapping9510 or a proxy so you don't even need to get a stamp! I suggest that some person is nominated per area and just goes and votes for everyone - the polling stations will be quieter and they get a nice day out :)

    • @johneastwood3039
      @johneastwood3039 Před 3 měsíci

      I'm not voting, no point. Complete waste of time.

  • @mrt2215
    @mrt2215 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Michelle Mone....you've made it! Bravo 👏. 👉📼👦 🎥 famous!

  • @RetroActiveGM
    @RetroActiveGM Před 3 měsíci +15

    Zero seats.

  • @CardboardtubeNinja
    @CardboardtubeNinja Před 2 měsíci +6

    We did it.

  • @uniquerebeljaney3639
    @uniquerebeljaney3639 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This bought a tear to my eye, just beautiful.

  • @rubberduck3y6
    @rubberduck3y6 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The original Anti-Hero lyrics "Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? (tale as old as time)" almost work in this version as well. You just have to swap congressman for Tory politician.

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind Před 3 měsíci +67

    Labour won't be perfect, this is true.
    But they won't be the tories. Not seeing their smug faces on tv as the economy crashes and burns will be a huge boon to everyones mental well being.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Unfortunately we'll see their faces on the media. Whenever anything bad happens they'll be there saying "Yeah, knew that would happen" or "You didn't wanna do it like that". At least they'll be out though.

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Hopefully there will be so few of them left after the election, that the media no longer deem it necessary to give them any airtime!

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@SkeletonDrums1 Just the ones shilling for GB News. But at least there's the entertainment value of watching them try to act with gravitas alongside a loon having a meltdown.

    • @LaylaSpellwind
      @LaylaSpellwind Před 3 měsíci

      @@SkeletonDrums1 Except just enough of them to make videos like this. =D

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@LaylaSpellwind 😆 just one of them is enough for that! Sure the Haunted Pencil will keep spouting enough tripe on GBNews!

  • @AmazePaulz
    @AmazePaulz Před 2 měsíci

    Ive been listening to you CassetteBoy for at least a decade now.
    You never disappoint

  • @marksieczko7766
    @marksieczko7766 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Nice one M8. Spot on.

  • @NigelTolley
    @NigelTolley Před 3 měsíci +3

    I really hope Starmer gets the police to wake up and figure out where the doubled national debt money went to. No spending, Austerity killing thousands, yet it went to £1.7 TRILLION.

  • @jaybus_UK
    @jaybus_UK Před 2 měsíci +1

    Okay I'll vote for cassetteboy. Fix our country with a humourous tune

  • @user-cw3lz2ts1r
    @user-cw3lz2ts1r Před 3 měsíci +17

    14 years of conservatives....let's all change this on the 4th July 2024

    • @theoldguy2360
      @theoldguy2360 Před 3 měsíci +1

      'Independence Day' from Tory rule😂

  • @AlexGreyhead
    @AlexGreyhead Před 3 měsíci +1

    Absolute class - so much effort has gone into getting this "just right" - what a masterpiece. I'm crying - with laughter, and the realisation of how painfully accurate this is... Oh well! Mustn't grumble... :-D

  • @Adam-326
    @Adam-326 Před 3 měsíci +4

    1:52 The dance 😂😂

  • @MultiMenvafan
    @MultiMenvafan Před 2 měsíci +1

    Brilliant, thank you, I needed those laughs!

  • @paulburton9386
    @paulburton9386 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Spot on, Cassetteboy! Thank you!

  • @casbienbarr
    @casbienbarr Před 2 měsíci

    man, i remember the New labour tapes, great to see cassetteboy still rollin

  • @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476
    @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476 Před 3 měsíci +4

    CB Hits the nail on the head HARD as usual!
    Spot on!
    Have a thumbs up for your service to The Nation!

  • @user-po5yp1jn2w
    @user-po5yp1jn2w Před 3 měsíci +1

    They will win again. They always do.

  • @isaacbrown7829
    @isaacbrown7829 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I expect this to play on radio stations the whole week following up to the election

  • @willhall4037
    @willhall4037 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Got the B side? I think its called "The little shit goes down the river, to the sea!"

  • @boxingday11
    @boxingday11 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Superb, amazing work 👍

  • @halliwedge
    @halliwedge Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thank you Cassetteboy. Thank you. Please never stop!

  • @user-ld6ik5qm4m
    @user-ld6ik5qm4m Před 3 měsíci +8

    This is the best video I have seen in ages. It must have taken a long time to find all these clips and edit them together. It's a creative masterpiece !!

  • @mrmonkeyman79
    @mrmonkeyman79 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This campaign season should be dubbed Rishis end of an eras tour

  • @BenBlazing99
    @BenBlazing99 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thanks for this birthday gift

    • @TheVicar
      @TheVicar Před 3 měsíci

      Happy Birthday
      You share it with the last day that the Tory bastds reign in Parliament

  • @sleepychamaeleon
    @sleepychamaeleon Před 3 měsíci +1

    That's a superb piece of editing you've done there. Yes, I'll be along to vote to kick them out.

  • @PAD058
    @PAD058 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is the most accurate summation of the Tory legacy to this country over the past 14 years and all in just over two minutes. Pure genius. But just make sure to use your vote wisely # anyonebutkidstarver

  • @neiltullis8382
    @neiltullis8382 Před 3 měsíci +1

    UK to the Tories: We are never ever ever getting back together 🤞

  • @fargodavilleitnotd6729
    @fargodavilleitnotd6729 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Fkin ace!

  • @Spikey100000
    @Spikey100000 Před 2 měsíci

    Theresa May dancing on the beat is just phenomenal😂

  • @rod2623
    @rod2623 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Perfect!

  • @calumwatt4360
    @calumwatt4360 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Damn man, you were here at the beginning and you are (hopefully) playing the Tories out at the end too, Cassetteboy.

  • @agent808
    @agent808 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Gods work

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling Před 3 měsíci +1

    The campaign to end all campaigns begins in earnest. #ZeroSeats

  • @CatHamster-wf5xs
    @CatHamster-wf5xs Před 3 měsíci +3

    Many a true word is spoken in jest

  • @clairemurray4910
    @clairemurray4910 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Genius. This is SO GOOD. It must have taken ages to do, but well done for getting the truth out there 😊

  • @johnsmith-xr1uh
    @johnsmith-xr1uh Před 3 měsíci +5

    Tories out

  • @AndreiTupolev
    @AndreiTupolev Před 3 měsíci +1

    It gets better and better. Now it's policy decision by Daily Mail letters page. Policy meeting: Rishi, plaintively: "Now does *anyone* have any ideas?"
    "There's a letter in the Daily Mail, my lord, saying "Bring back National Service!"'
    Rishi jots it down. "Ok, that's down. Anyone else got anything? ... Anyone?" 🥺

  • @dw7920
    @dw7920 Před 3 měsíci +2

    If Labour's PR department aren't kicking your front door in to beg to use this as their election message then there's no justice.
    A beautiful piece of work which - as usual - sums the whole revolting situation up so elegantly.
    👊

  • @sallyb3806
    @sallyb3806 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Cassetteboy gets my vote 😄😄👍 brilliant ❤❤❤

  • @Will-zg3lw
    @Will-zg3lw Před 3 měsíci +3

    These are usually funny but recently have been really depressing…

  • @normanwilliam3874
    @normanwilliam3874 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Another slice of genius, love it!!

  • @laurabedford5095
    @laurabedford5095 Před 3 měsíci +10

    VOTERS VOTE LABOUR ❤❤❤

  • @vee10pfs
    @vee10pfs Před 3 měsíci +13

    This was a party political broadcast by the Labour Party.

  • @JB-ek4yx
    @JB-ek4yx Před 2 měsíci

    I loved the last 8 words especially!

  • @Lukelikesmissiles
    @Lukelikesmissiles Před 3 měsíci +12

    I love the ending, it just says VOTE, it doesn't jam a party down your throat, it's mint. Obviously I'm voting Labour because the Tories cut my balls off 14 years ago and I would like at least 1 of them back 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @misterthegeoff9767
      @misterthegeoff9767 Před 3 měsíci +2

      also in some constituencies tactically voting lib dem, SNP or Plaid Cymru may be a better shout to remove the Tory from that specific seat.

    • @Lukelikesmissiles
      @Lukelikesmissiles Před 3 měsíci

      @@misterthegeoff9767 amen to that, I want to vote Labour but it's a safe Tory seat, largest second majority is Lib dem so that's my vote. Nationally it's Labour - not a Starmer fan boy, really don't like him letting Elphinke defect as she is as nasty as her ex husband but Labour are the only chance at getting tid of illegitimate Sunak

  • @OlikLaroifan-fv4ur
    @OlikLaroifan-fv4ur Před 3 měsíci +1

    I bet another one of these will be made once labour finishes a term lol. Seriously tho I luv these

  • @JanHans
    @JanHans Před 3 měsíci +2

    Very honest video

  • @Saxtoo
    @Saxtoo Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thank you, Cassetteboy. Love your work👍

  • @shaurz
    @shaurz Před 3 měsíci +3

    #ZeroSeats

  • @vintage0x
    @vintage0x Před 3 měsíci +8

    "sometimes I feel like everybody is a labour voter" made me laugh HARD, partic in comparison to TS' original

  • @slax4884
    @slax4884 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cassetteboy with another banger

  • @juliegreen640
    @juliegreen640 Před 3 měsíci +3

    YAAA LABOUR ALL THE WAY!! ❤❤😂😂❤❤

  • @CactusforceX
    @CactusforceX Před 3 měsíci +1

    LOL. I keep getting adverts from rishi trying to make him look relateable and human etc etc.. nice to see an honest depiction. ya done it again cassetteboy

  • @tastypymp1287
    @tastypymp1287 Před 3 měsíci +3

    #zeroseats

  • @ClaireW-HippyHobbit
    @ClaireW-HippyHobbit Před 3 měsíci +1

    Please let this go viral and the TS version be the next Steve Bray music troll

  • @snowstrobe
    @snowstrobe Před 3 měsíci +5

    End the two party system...

    • @johnpoile1451
      @johnpoile1451 Před 3 měsíci

      Conservative party will be extinct anyway.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad Před 3 měsíci +2

    Brilliant.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 3 měsíci +21

    When your vote is between two cheeks on the same arse, it's more of a dilemma than a democracy.

    • @TheVicar
      @TheVicar Před 3 měsíci +1

      Labour aren't Tory evil
      Its a no brainer
      STOP THE TORIES

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine Před 3 měsíci +8

      It's a simple question... Would you like your NHS privatised through the back door... Or would you like it privatised through the front door?
      I think people struggle because there's almost too many options!

    • @SkeletonDrums1
      @SkeletonDrums1 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Nope, the Tories sit squarely between the cheeks!

    • @melanierhianna
      @melanierhianna Před 3 měsíci +1

      As a minority I know the Tories are bigoted towards me and want to change laws that will make my life worse. Labour just might. I have to take the risk...

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@ALifeOfWine I hope the NHS never have anything to do with my back door.