Count Binface invades Global News Canada

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 113

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 Před 2 měsíci +443

    "who is voting for you" "... Londoners"

    • @acciid
      @acciid Před 2 měsíci +3

      Me

    • @GusMcGuire
      @GusMcGuire Před měsícem +12

      Straight answer to a straight question - a rarity in elections.

    • @101cheekie
      @101cheekie Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Thecuxspm
    @Thecuxspm Před 2 měsíci +247

    cap the price of croissants to £1.10

    • @rpannier
      @rpannier Před 2 měsíci +28

      The BBC actually had some economist explain the pitfalls of his croissant at 1.10. While I did find it a bit interesting on how sizes of items change when prices are capped, I thought it was amazing they spent time talking about that from his manifesto. I'd vote for him on the pay of nurses and elected officials being tied

    • @landerbennewith6169
      @landerbennewith6169 Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@rpannier I liked the monster raving loonies party saying boarder control and GP receptionists should be swapped, that way we can get into see our GP and no one will be able enter to enter the country.

    • @daviethomson5707
      @daviethomson5707 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@landerbennewith6169 Fecking brilliant idea, I've been waiting 7 weeks to see my doc, but the hostel down the road from me, has new "refugee's " every week, and my doc go's to see them, when they arrive (No joke by the way).

    • @mickbrilliantfootballeroft327
      @mickbrilliantfootballeroft327 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Bring back Ceefax

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@daviethomson5707 It's called triage. I am guessing you aren't from a war torn country, or been on the run to stay alive, or been without medical care in a poorer homeland country for all your life. The GP would be going to them because they physically can't get to the GP. Sometimes you aren't going to get all the attention, because others need it more than you.

  • @zoranblackie5921
    @zoranblackie5921 Před 2 měsíci +204

    We may no longer have an empire, but we lead the world in political satire

    • @paulineashcroft1485
      @paulineashcroft1485 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Our humour, even in dire times like these, is always present.

    • @jaex9617
      @jaex9617 Před 2 měsíci +6

      In the grand scheme of things that's much more honorable.

    • @andrewwalsh2755
      @andrewwalsh2755 Před 2 měsíci

      ... like Kier Starmer, during the Labour Leadership election, saying:
      "I am Not a Zionist"...
      😅🤣😂😅... and later, during partygate, he said he has:
      "honesty, integrity and patriotism"...
      🤣🤣😂😅...
      Funny isn't the word!... it really isn't...

    • @mlippert
      @mlippert Před 2 měsíci +3

      Well, I beg to disagree. While I certainly admire Count Binface, I do prefer the german Party "Die Partei", who secured two seats in the EU parliment with the slogan "Für Europa reichts" and "Besser als Nix", translating to "Sufficient for Europe" and "Better than nothing".

    • @YouTubemessedupmyhandle
      @YouTubemessedupmyhandle Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mlippertdo they have a spaceship?

  • @maxpoh
    @maxpoh Před 2 měsíci +118

    At least one affordable house is a good goal for the next decade if we work hard for it

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 2 měsíci +11

      It may even be achievable, if we can find enough spare change down the back of every sofa in Britain.

  • @barrywebber100
    @barrywebber100 Před 2 měsíci +78

    Count Binface never fails to bring smiles to everyone! 🙂

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 2 měsíci

      Except himself, at least as far as we can tell.

  • @fozzy20
    @fozzy20 Před 2 měsíci +64

    He was asked by a jounro about whether he thought his policy of allowing 16 years to vote but cap the voting age at 75 was fair he just said "No".

    • @boid
      @boid Před 2 měsíci +10

      brilliant lmao

  • @jonnyfranks5879
    @jonnyfranks5879 Před 2 měsíci +59

    I swear allegiance to our glorious leader from Sigma 9, Count Binface.

  • @securityrobot
    @securityrobot Před 2 měsíci +79

    He can be easily defeated with a tin-opener, or a giant horseshoe shaped magnet.

    • @paulineashcroft1485
      @paulineashcroft1485 Před 2 měsíci +17

      You don't know that, he probably has secret powers to combat such items.

    • @tonymccake3057
      @tonymccake3057 Před 2 měsíci +5

      And having to avoid refuse collection days, must be a life constantly on the run

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Still less weaknesses than Liz Truss.

    • @AdrianMcGavock
      @AdrianMcGavock Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@jordanwhite352 or 'Cluster-Truss' as the Count very pithily commented 🤔

    • @ashleyhoward8926
      @ashleyhoward8926 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@jordanwhite352 Fewer weaknesses

  • @MikerBikerB
    @MikerBikerB Před měsícem +10

    This is not just satire because Binfaces manifesto is quite rational and in any case much more rational than that of the conservatives.

  • @Dazza13
    @Dazza13 Před 2 měsíci +38

    Count binface, Elmo and Boris. Had me laughing 😅😅

    • @stephenlee5929
      @stephenlee5929 Před 2 měsíci

      Together, A Muppet, A Clown and of course Binface.😁

    • @XanderWhovian
      @XanderWhovian Před 2 měsíci +13

      I have to give them credit, it's a genius strategy. Standing next to the one person in Britain who could make them both look credible by comparison.

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- Před 2 měsíci +12

      A fuzzy muppet and a humanoid garbage bin. But enough about Boris, Elmo and Binface were there too.

  • @rodoherty1
    @rodoherty1 Před 2 měsíci +29

    "Poorly lit staircases ..." 😂

  • @Shuji_the_great
    @Shuji_the_great Před 2 měsíci +29

    Wishing my country have candidates like him.

    • @stephenlee5929
      @stephenlee5929 Před 2 měsíci

      Have you considered Crowd funding/Go Fund Me?

    • @AWMJoeyjoejoe
      @AWMJoeyjoejoe Před 2 měsíci +3

      Why not do it yourself? Shouldn't be too difficult to make a bin head costume of some description.

    • @susiew2521
      @susiew2521 Před 2 měsíci

      Where in the world wouldn't want to positively encourage this kind of tomfoolery? 😂

  • @james_baker
    @james_baker Před 2 měsíci +91

    Hurray for Count Binface

  • @hornetgamer8980
    @hornetgamer8980 Před 2 měsíci +66

    Good call on ending the interview

  • @ashleyhoward8926
    @ashleyhoward8926 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Until his death, Screaming Lord Such was the longest serving party leader in British politics.His earlier "looney" policies eventually became law though; votes for 18 year olds? that was him.

  • @carlcotterill6283
    @carlcotterill6283 Před 2 měsíci +42

    Count binface should be prime binester 😂

    • @stephenlee5929
      @stephenlee5929 Před 2 měsíci +7

      That was awful....
      Well done 😊

    • @ashleyhoward8926
      @ashleyhoward8926 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Wheely bad joke there.

    • @carlcotterill6283
      @carlcotterill6283 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ashleyhoward8926 but the bad ones always get a groan or a laugh so itsca win win wheely

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Před 2 měsíci

      Rubbish! Count Binface does not want to lead, he wants others to do the heavy lifting. Count Binface sounds like he is talking utter garbage, but is subtly and facetiously trash-talking other politicians so they do better. 😊

    • @MrMmnngghh
      @MrMmnngghh Před měsícem

      I refuse to believe anything else

  • @mh1593
    @mh1593 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "This interview's over!"

  • @somerandomguy7375
    @somerandomguy7375 Před 2 měsíci +30

    This man is going to be the inspiration for all sorts of goofy political candidates in the future and I am all for it.

  • @melissacarter334
    @melissacarter334 Před 2 dny

    I am from Canada, please Count Binface come across the pond to us to save us and so I have someone to vote for🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏, keep up the awesomest Can Do approach and all the best to you and yours 🥰🥰🥰

  • @Grib68-
    @Grib68- Před 2 měsíci +15

    Don’t trust him,he’s only here for our rare earth metals.

  • @JZikovsky
    @JZikovsky Před 2 měsíci +5

    "Build at least ONE affordable house" 😅

  • @bryter00
    @bryter00 Před 2 měsíci +8

    “A croissant fixated manifesto.”😂

  • @jaex9617
    @jaex9617 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Please come to the US. We need you.

  • @carstenweiland7896
    @carstenweiland7896 Před 2 měsíci +2

    He should have been elected as prime minister...and as the pope!

  • @SuperHedgehog910
    @SuperHedgehog910 Před měsícem +1

    "Celebrity Crush?" "Yes, Many."

  • @TolworthBroadway-en9uy
    @TolworthBroadway-en9uy Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hurrah for Count Binface

  • @TheWPhilosopher
    @TheWPhilosopher Před 2 měsíci +9

    All Hail Count Binface

  • @Bob1Mack
    @Bob1Mack Před měsícem

    Tying MPs' pay to nurses' pay is not the worst idea of the year.

  • @ProfessorSpud847
    @ProfessorSpud847 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Hail Binface!

  • @j.x.x.r3645
    @j.x.x.r3645 Před 2 měsíci +2

    0:37 This isn't quite right -- candidates actually already know the results at this point because they have counting agents scrutinising the whole process, sampling the ballots etc and the returning officer confirms the numbers with all of them before declaring the result to the media

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the CEEFAX you are looking for.....

  • @RyanKeane9
    @RyanKeane9 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Cefax > Internet

  • @BrendaHeeligan
    @BrendaHeeligan Před 2 měsíci +7

    Where’s the Monster Raving Looney Party?

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Behind you!

    • @rutgaurxi7314
      @rutgaurxi7314 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Just been resurrected.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@RichWoods23🤣😂 Thanks for the laugh! 😅

    • @arwelp
      @arwelp Před měsícem +1

      They had 22 candidates - they got 250 votes in my constituency.

  • @kevinkrochak2546
    @kevinkrochak2546 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Thank you, Count!

  • @andrewgrant6516
    @andrewgrant6516 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Didn't he use to be Lord Buckethead?

    • @ashleyhoward8926
      @ashleyhoward8926 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Yes, but he pails by comparison.

    • @AWMJoeyjoejoe
      @AWMJoeyjoejoe Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ashleyhoward8926See what you did there. 😂

    • @cunninglinguist-hu1dz
      @cunninglinguist-hu1dz Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ashleyhoward8926good one 😂

    • @katrinabryce
      @katrinabryce Před měsícem +1

      Yes, but there was some sort of copyright challenge on the name so he had to change it.

  • @theodoredobrowolski8525
    @theodoredobrowolski8525 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Time for you to send an electoral space rock here to canada

  • @PerfectedVenus_Monsoon
    @PerfectedVenus_Monsoon Před měsícem

    I'm American and he has my vote 🦅

  • @PeaceFun
    @PeaceFun Před 2 měsíci +2

    Bro really is fighting against Sunak

  • @jamesjames77777
    @jamesjames77777 Před měsícem

    One day, people will realise that Count Binface is very genuinely our best political option right now.

  • @BUFFPHROG
    @BUFFPHROG Před měsícem

    Count Binface for Eurovision 2025

  • @duncwoodbridge7152
    @duncwoodbridge7152 Před 2 měsíci

    class! well done Count your an inspiration to us all

  • @adriennesaracen6525
    @adriennesaracen6525 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When will the Count come to Wales? We need you!

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 Před 2 měsíci +1

    More respect than any UK news agency.

    • @davecooper3238
      @davecooper3238 Před měsícem

      The BBC has been giving him screen & airtime. They appear to treat hime like a celebrity.

  • @jonathonedwards6741
    @jonathonedwards6741 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is great but will Binface run against Trump?

  • @christopherflux6254
    @christopherflux6254 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Crazy that Count Binface would legitimately make a better Presidential candidate than Trump or Biden.

  • @shaun906
    @shaun906 Před 2 měsíci +3

    restore ceefax

  • @ethanhart129
    @ethanhart129 Před měsícem

    Dear Count Binface, I am writing to you as an American in dire need of a proper presidential candidate. We need your direct common sense solutions, like banning loud snacks from theaters

  • @prorokrecart8296
    @prorokrecart8296 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Go Binface, go! 😂

  • @deirdrehanrahan3681
    @deirdrehanrahan3681 Před 2 měsíci

    0:57 is the funniest bit

  • @stripessin
    @stripessin Před měsícem

    at least he tried

  • @Verycoolchannel540
    @Verycoolchannel540 Před 2 měsíci

    Oh god is he going to run for canadian pm?

  • @justincronkright5025
    @justincronkright5025 Před 2 měsíci

    I do enjoy calling it football more, but... 'Saskatchewan Roughriders' (or the like) should have been the final answer.

  • @Da_Rizzley_Bear
    @Da_Rizzley_Bear Před měsícem

    Who is your favorite football team o Count Binface

  • @user-pm2yo8lv1s
    @user-pm2yo8lv1s Před 2 měsíci

    Binface for pm

  • @Theo-qo7ov
    @Theo-qo7ov Před měsícem

    C