All hail.....? Bu99er that! We have our own alien overlords overlording it over us right now. They went to alien schools that their parents had to pay for and the rest of us never see inside, got into the right club, got selected and elected through 'first past the post' and then they elected one of their number as Prime Overlord. And then another one. That one got elected Prime Overlord in an election open to others who weren't actually overlords (despite being called Boris and definitely being an alien) and then they elected another one (didn't last long) and then the current one. Is an alien overlord we elect better than an alien overlord that only the overlords elect?
The danger is that Susan Who supporters are a completely humourless bunch so a vote for Count Binface will have no effect on her total, only taking votes from the infinitely-less repulsive candidate which will make it less likely that they will win.
@@paulineashcroft1485 Count Binface > Khan > Hall In other words, Binface is better than Khan, and Khan is better than Hall. So I'm at least glad that Khan won. Unfortunate Binface didn't beat Hall!
@@vinceely2906 Unfortunately; can't vote with the current system as you have to be 18. Honestly, you should be able to vote from 16. It makes absolutely no sense why not. I mean the EU now does that this year.
I wish you were standing in Birmingham I would spend 10,000 quid on your campaign no issue there why because you know and feel the pain of a average person in UK , you understand the current hardship we all are facing ❤ keep up your campaigning
😅 Sadly another candidate couldn't even fill in the form correctly. But Binface would have destroyed him anyway. And we aren't naming names... Lawrence Fox.
Why isn't parliament sorting this out, it shouldn't take a mayoral candidate to raise this, perhaps we need acdocudrama, that seems to be the only thing they respond to
Good luck with that. Love to see it, but first you have to find out who the bosses actually are. Not the ones who front the organisation, but the real bosses. The ones who loaded all the debt on the company and who actually dictate policy for the company. Kemble Water Holdings Limited, Kemble Water Eurobond plc, Kemble Water Finance Ltd, Thames Water (Kemble) Finance plc, Thames Water Limited, Thames Water Utilities Holdings Ltd, Thames Water Utilities Ltd, Thames Water Utilities Finance plc. You can Google all these like I did but you might have to get your Truth Ray out to get to the bottom of it...... You DID bring your Truth Ray when you came to Earth, didn't you?
Please vote Count Binface first, then someone else second. That way Count Binface (might) get his deposit back (and it's unlikely to affect the outcome).
Don't waste your time to be Mayor, we need you as Prime Minister!!!!!!!!!!!
One bin collection at a time
Don't you mean Prime Binister ?
This is the first step, after this he will use his platform to create the Bindependence party who will take the UK by storm.
*Prime Binister
@@PER5Y Oh, you were faster :D
I don't live in London, but if I did, you'd have my vote.
All hail our glorious alien overlord, Count Binface!
He is the most binevolent one ;)
@@AnonJohn143 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
All hail.....? Bu99er that! We have our own alien overlords overlording it over us right now. They went to alien schools that their parents had to pay for and the rest of us never see inside, got into the right club, got selected and elected through 'first past the post' and then they elected one of their number as Prime Overlord. And then another one. That one got elected Prime Overlord in an election open to others who weren't actually overlords (despite being called Boris and definitely being an alien) and then they elected another one (didn't last long) and then the current one. Is an alien overlord we elect better than an alien overlord that only the overlords elect?
But surely, whichever side of the dumpster one chooses, we must have a landfill of choices.
Lord buckethead has a cunning plan to join forces with count binface - they will be unstoppable
He should start his own national party....then we could all vote for him 😂
Most intergalactic space warriors have choosen not to live in the UK.
Binface's National Party? Might have trouble with the acronym...
How about "The Bin Party"........ British Intergalactic Naysayers.....
is he not already a part of the monster raving loony party?
@@andrewb2494 no, but his rival Lord Buckethead is
One of these days, people are going to be so fed up with the government, and Count Binface is going to win
And they would actually be a much better politician
@@hghyfyfiugou4448 I find it sad that this is most likely true
Better than rishi sunak
Best of luck tomorrow Binface.
At least 50,000 votes coming.
about 25,580 votes short, but close enough, 'eh?
Count Binface, move to Wales, we need you!
Cownt Gweiadur Fas.
I'm glad I don't live in London but if I did, I would vote Binface !
All hail Binface ! I hope you get more votes than this "Susan Who" person ...
The danger is that Susan Who supporters are a completely humourless bunch so a vote for Count Binface will have no effect on her total, only taking votes from the infinitely-less repulsive candidate which will make it less likely that they will win.
Vote Binface, Khannage is Garbage.
@@paulineashcroft1485 Count Binface > Khan > Hall
In other words, Binface is better than Khan, and Khan is better than Hall.
So I'm at least glad that Khan won. Unfortunate Binface didn't beat Hall!
I've never wanted someone to be elected for something more than Count Binface for Mayor
Plot twist: it’s actually John Major under that outfit! 😊😊😊
no, it's Count Binface - even better!
When i turn 18 I’m voting for you don’t worry Count!
Votes for 16 year olds is one of his policies.
@@vinceely2906 Unfortunately; can't vote with the current system as you have to be 18. Honestly, you should be able to vote from 16. It makes absolutely no sense why not. I mean the EU now does that this year.
Not just excrement Binface. The Thames has numerous corpses. Human and animal.
One thing at a time, lad
We need Count Binface in Portugal too!
Conde Cara Caixa.
@@stephfoxwell4620 Conde Cara de Caixote 😂
Do your duty Londener's
Count Binface, taking out the trash as per.
You have my vote!
Having Count Binface as our intergalactic overlord would be a fun time.
I love you so much count binface
I have told everyone I know in London to vote for C. Binface
I lover this guy! The most reasonable and intelligent English politician!
Count Binface for Mayor
I wish you were standing in Birmingham I would spend 10,000 quid on your campaign no issue there why because you know and feel the pain of a average person in UK , you understand the current hardship we all are facing ❤ keep up your campaigning
Honestly, he's really the only candidate who talks sense
Can't wait to see him beat Brian Rose again
😅
Sadly another candidate couldn't even fill in the form correctly.
But Binface would have destroyed him anyway.
And we aren't naming names...
Lawrence Fox.
On the Rest is Politics Podcast, Rory Stewart confirmed that you have his vote.
poor girl in the back fell but got up like a boss.
It is incredible that only the Count has the answers we are all looking for.
Rishi is trying to get everyone’s vote by trying to get Wrestlemania in London lol. But it’s already been pretty much guaranteed to be in Minnesota
Looks like we're going back a few 100 yrs to the days of the Great Stink.
Crazy he’s probably one of the most serious candidates 😂
OMG this can't get funnier, the kids behind fell!!!
We want Count Binface to become Conde Caracubo, Prime Minister of Spain. Guys, we spaniards want our piece too.
Supreme leader of Europe Count Binface
Vote him as the Prime Minister. It be needing the dip.
He's got my vote!
BINFACE FIRST CHOICE
Hey Ya! playing in the background really completes this video.
His wardrobe budget is way bigger than last election.
I was always told: You can't take the piss out of s**t...
as opposed to Thames Water PUTTING the piss in our water
Please stand against our Tory MP
The day of Bindependance draws near…
Make them swim!
Ngl really thought he was going to talk about literally extracting the piss from the Thames water
I may take inspiration from count binface for my own towns elections, long may count binface rule! (Love from Canada)
At least this is a policy about something that’s actually happening, unlike pay per mile 🤦🏽
Hear Hear!
Taking the piss out of Thames Water - that sounds like a big job but not as big as taking the shit out of the Thames
VOTE FOR HIM
You got my vote. Can you make Khan walk the plank too?
Vote Count Binface!
Why isn't parliament sorting this out, it shouldn't take a mayoral candidate to raise this, perhaps we need acdocudrama, that seems to be the only thing they respond to
The kid falling in the background
After you take the piss out of Thames' water, there's nothing left.
(Well, apart from all the shit).
Relax son we already have a #^^t bin face on the case.
Please win bro. Please!
It's 1831 again!
Monitoring shituation, report to follow, underling, out.
I want the opportunity to vote for your face. Please replicate at your earliest convenience.
❤❤❤❤❤❤
I'm sure the next Mayor will be a count.
Count, are you from our Galaxy or some other foreign one. British Galaxies for British aliens. Nuff said sir.
make sure its a skinny dip
How many bosses does Thames Water have, are they all jumping ship/shit
run as prime minister please
Good luck with that. Love to see it, but first you have to find out who the bosses actually are. Not the ones who front the organisation, but the real bosses. The ones who loaded all the debt on the company and who actually dictate policy for the company. Kemble Water Holdings Limited, Kemble Water Eurobond plc, Kemble Water Finance Ltd, Thames Water (Kemble) Finance plc, Thames Water Limited, Thames Water Utilities Holdings Ltd, Thames Water Utilities Ltd, Thames Water Utilities Finance plc. You can Google all these like I did but you might have to get your Truth Ray out to get to the bottom of it...... You DID bring your Truth Ray when you came to Earth, didn't you?
If only we had rules on how long your family had to be in the UK before we got to vote you would of won Binface!
Please vote Count Binface first, then someone else second. That way Count Binface (might) get his deposit back (and it's unlikely to affect the outcome).
Sorry, but nothing could be funnier than that Spectator article whining that you aren't funny.
looooooooool 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 run for pm
You had me at price capping croissants. Tying wage rise to mayors pay is a cherry on top. Make it all MPs please.
Bindipendance day!
thames water 💩 boss swimming in poo 👍
Please also consider running for Manchester mayor, I'd vote for you as my first choice!
Stop wasting your time with child’s play, assume control over the planet
When a lefty remoaner makes you wanna vote for him, i can detect he is not my guy but still the guy is hilarious.
speaks more sense than any other candidate, doesn't matter which wing
Lovin’ those new hospitals…
How's that Brexit working for you champ?
@@dimsoneill you pratt!
@@dimsoneill i sleep well at night knowing i do not back the fourth reich