Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2021
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    Can you cook a chicken with a slap? Ever since I came across that idea, I knew I would have to cover it eventually. There have been a lot of attempts to make this work. Today Food Theorists, I will not stop until we figure it out. CAN it work? Could a HUMAN do it? Let's get slappin' and find out!
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  • @dmaac9856
    @dmaac9856 Před 3 lety +7190

    Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia Před 3 lety +302

      mmm radiation topped pizza

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 Před 3 lety +18

      @@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡
      ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY.
      Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

    • @alexthomas8685
      @alexthomas8685 Před 3 lety +164

      What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

    • @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256
      @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256 Před 3 lety +33

      *yes.*

    • @WCRyder
      @WCRyder Před 3 lety +37

      That's not that bad of an idea

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates Před 3 lety +6142

    I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

  • @Atwistedandbrokentale
    @Atwistedandbrokentale Před 6 měsíci +45

    7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

  • @Ruii.Ruicha
    @Ruii.Ruicha Před rokem +36

    0:35 I love this part of the intro

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh Před 3 lety +8172

    Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

  • @TheHispanicUsername
    @TheHispanicUsername Před 3 lety +3263

    Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

  • @allanday3807
    @allanday3807 Před rokem +34

    Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

    • @user-cy9jr9gt2f
      @user-cy9jr9gt2f Před měsícem +2

      air resistance will ruin the show.
      but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

    • @bomag_6429
      @bomag_6429 Před 2 dny

      ​@@user-cy9jr9gt2fuse a gravitized vaccum

  • @alphablack5520
    @alphablack5520 Před rokem +133

    Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

  • @pingui8064
    @pingui8064 Před 2 lety +2355

    Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people."
    Vsauce: "Or can you? "

  • @rosesareredvioletsblue5438
    @rosesareredvioletsblue5438 Před 3 lety +1653

    "Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?"
    *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

    • @laurenpelto325
      @laurenpelto325 Před 3 lety +51

      Quick, to the grocery store!

    • @jAcK00p7
      @jAcK00p7 Před 3 lety +58

      Hey
      Where's Perry?

    • @Leo-gq1yi
      @Leo-gq1yi Před 3 lety +36

      Whachya doin?

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun Před 3 lety +6

      Is that an asexual flag pfp I see?
      👉👈😳
      Or am I just projecting lol-

    • @janiceandthomas
      @janiceandthomas Před 3 lety +30

      🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation
      And school comes along just to end it...

  • @Phantomjay09
    @Phantomjay09 Před rokem +67

    What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

    • @Khusyasy
      @Khusyasy Před 9 měsíci

      thunk

    • @Phantomjay09
      @Phantomjay09 Před 9 měsíci

      @@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

    • @ConstantDerivative
      @ConstantDerivative Před 6 měsíci

      @@Phantomjay09 axactly

    • @AngryFloatingCow
      @AngryFloatingCow Před 4 měsíci

      I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking CZcamsrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

  • @olivercampbell6120
    @olivercampbell6120 Před rokem +20

    And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz Před 2 lety +1960

    *Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?*
    ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video.
    The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

    • @TheShadowKnight.
      @TheShadowKnight. Před 2 lety +24

      Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

    • @xjam99
      @xjam99 Před 2 lety +31

      I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

    • @potato-kc8fc
      @potato-kc8fc Před 2 lety +10

      Can i have your chicken pls

    • @bendrowned8506
      @bendrowned8506 Před 2 lety +6

      Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

    • @TheKingofRandom
      @TheKingofRandom Před 2 lety +16

      We would watch this collab 👏

  • @larrylzzz
    @larrylzzz Před 3 lety +198

    We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

  • @Marshmellow_Cat
    @Marshmellow_Cat Před rokem

    Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny
    And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

  • @pathecat_
    @pathecat_ Před rokem +4

    1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

  • @Kus4i
    @Kus4i Před 3 lety +330

    Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed”
    Me- “SlApPEd

    • @notisaac6041
      @notisaac6041 Před 3 lety +2

      comedy g o l d

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy Před 3 lety +2

      @@notisaac6041 comedy nickel

    • @marcodvbr8641
      @marcodvbr8641 Před 3 lety +1

      Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

    • @arbor8445
      @arbor8445 Před 3 lety

      where funni

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 Před 3 lety

      from the

  • @reitheinsolvable7380
    @reitheinsolvable7380 Před 3 lety +96

    Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken
    Me: *SLAPPED*

  • @camdustin9164
    @camdustin9164 Před rokem +7

    That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

  • @zaidsaad3172
    @zaidsaad3172 Před rokem +11

    will smith has joined the chat

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE Před 3 lety +696

    “Look in the sky”
    “It’s a bird, it’s a plane”
    “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

  • @marymcwatters7606
    @marymcwatters7606 Před 2 lety +2399

    i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like:
    customer: i want a steak
    sonic: right away
    customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right?
    sonic: *u sure?*

  • @Willdog1993
    @Willdog1993 Před 4 měsíci +2

    One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

  • @DiddyDidas
    @DiddyDidas Před 9 měsíci

    I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 Před 3 lety +633

    Oh I remember the saying:
    “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap”
    Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

  • @lizzywhitmore4797
    @lizzywhitmore4797 Před 3 lety +292

    I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

  • @tiernanfitzpatrick3345
    @tiernanfitzpatrick3345 Před rokem +1

    The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

  • @RandomGirl785
    @RandomGirl785 Před 9 měsíci +5

    4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 Před 3 lety +1589

    *slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

    • @LuigiMaster987
      @LuigiMaster987 Před 3 lety +33

      I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the CZcams links above me

    • @clementcourtenay1618
      @clementcourtenay1618 Před 3 lety +24

      @@LuigiMaster987 the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 Před 3 lety +6

      @@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

    • @ffc1a28c7
      @ffc1a28c7 Před 3 lety +5

      Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

    • @animalxing8697
      @animalxing8697 Před 3 lety +5

      i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

  • @lethanh90
    @lethanh90 Před 3 lety +262

    “You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

  • @nikolinasimic5737
    @nikolinasimic5737 Před 8 měsíci

    7:06 Maybe on style theory you can talk about his shoes and how long they would last, because sonic wears them always, and because being fast would ruin shoes quickly i think

  • @ginkg0.branch
    @ginkg0.branch Před 8 měsíci +2

    I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +5978

    Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 Před 3 lety +147

    "Dad, what are we having for dinner?"
    "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

  • @bananakittycat5477
    @bananakittycat5477 Před rokem +2

    this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.

  • @yvonnezimmer7246
    @yvonnezimmer7246 Před 9 měsíci +1

    May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.

  • @laurenpelto325
    @laurenpelto325 Před 3 lety +727

    Food theory's asking the important questions in life

  • @xSilverxshadowx
    @xSilverxshadowx Před 3 lety +449

    Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 Před 3 lety +3

      someone already dunnit

    • @xSilverxshadowx
      @xSilverxshadowx Před 3 lety +2

      @@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

    • @lucypogcute
      @lucypogcute Před 3 lety

      I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

  • @Qiibli
    @Qiibli Před rokem +1

    i havent watched the whole vid but i remember this sipirt cat in a show once got combined with another spiritcat and the move was like 1000 or 100000 or 10000 punches

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 Před rokem +4

    Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 Před 3 lety +180

    "One character comes to mind"
    The flash
    "Sonic"

    • @PrimeTime_Pictures
      @PrimeTime_Pictures Před 3 lety +2

      That was me exactly

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 Před 3 lety +1

      Saitama from one punch man

    • @craftmastr
      @craftmastr Před 3 lety +13

      It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

    • @Metalicyt
      @Metalicyt Před 3 lety

      @@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

    • @AkiyamaHaito
      @AkiyamaHaito Před 3 lety +1

      True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

  • @crystalrodriguez114
    @crystalrodriguez114 Před 3 lety +492

    Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

  • @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked
    @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked Před rokem +7

    Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

  • @YassAhm
    @YassAhm Před rokem +1

    1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

  • @purerasslin91
    @purerasslin91 Před 3 lety +179

    "Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

  • @Not_sure_what_yet
    @Not_sure_what_yet Před 8 měsíci +1

    Link doesn't outright stop time, he delays the trasnfer of energy to one specific object and time passes normal for everything else, as you see in the games, the trasfer still effects it just at delayed point.

  • @DuckyboyContact
    @DuckyboyContact Před 8 měsíci +1

    Okay (Chuckles then falls on the floor and dies from laughter😂🤣😮‍💨😵‍💫💀)

  • @SpoonAtNoon
    @SpoonAtNoon Před 3 lety +171

    When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 Před 3 lety +19

      You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

    • @gachazachary2873
      @gachazachary2873 Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

    • @dont2604
      @dont2604 Před 3 lety +2

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

    • @gavinschlachta9276
      @gavinschlachta9276 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought that to

  • @carO1522_
    @carO1522_ Před 3 lety +83

    Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

  • @ashe_hikari5335
    @ashe_hikari5335 Před rokem +1

    Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

  • @TDH3407
    @TDH3407 Před rokem +1

    Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

  • @xxxwafflesxxx6038
    @xxxwafflesxxx6038 Před 3 lety +102

    Me: slaps sibling
    The sibling: *on fire*

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 Před 3 lety +128

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 Před 3 lety +4

      What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

    • @Version0111
      @Version0111 Před 3 lety

      @@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

  • @YTwowie
    @YTwowie Před rokem +2

    Matpat : The Slap Cook"
    Me : *Hears another thing*

  • @Viasom
    @Viasom Před 9 měsíci +1

    He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

  • @Ianfel1
    @Ianfel1 Před 3 lety +368

    me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy:
    "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @cretaceousarachnid
    @cretaceousarachnid Před 3 lety +463

    I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

    • @TianaMay
      @TianaMay Před 3 lety +39

      Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid Před 3 lety +10

      @@TianaMay Yup!

    • @monioni7923
      @monioni7923 Před 3 lety +8

      all while raising a child too

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid Před 3 lety +3

      @@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

    • @LLL.143
      @LLL.143 Před 3 lety

      @@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 Před rokem

    Intro was perfect!

  • @darkritetsuiho519
    @darkritetsuiho519 Před rokem

    Proving that Sonic gives good slaps...
    Congratulation my man, you just created the roots for some... fascinating Sonic stories...

  • @ojhats3812
    @ojhats3812 Před 3 lety +108

    Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

  • @kingofbudokai
    @kingofbudokai Před 3 lety +56

    The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

    • @oktested6121
      @oktested6121 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/2Ubh5dOwFBw/video.html

  • @FnordLord10
    @FnordLord10 Před rokem +1

    Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door.
    The friends: walk in the door.
    Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

  • @ninademci1500
    @ninademci1500 Před rokem

    MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣

  • @AdamG3691
    @AdamG3691 Před 3 lety +140

    I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration.
    The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

    • @drewnames651
      @drewnames651 Před 3 lety +8

      i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force.
      matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

    • @gerardozetina2506
      @gerardozetina2506 Před 3 lety +2

      I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

    • @samvanheuckelom6622
      @samvanheuckelom6622 Před 3 lety +2

      Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

    • @chrismerrell7957
      @chrismerrell7957 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far.
      The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move.
      Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying.
      It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

    • @ryanlopez3945
      @ryanlopez3945 Před 3 lety +2

      Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

  • @tannerr8317
    @tannerr8317 Před 2 lety +581

    “Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

  • @LayPie-qj7nq
    @LayPie-qj7nq Před 9 měsíci

    Hirer: so what job have you suggested for yourself sir?
    Sonic: a microwave

  • @brookemarciamooreworkman2025

    Fun fact link actually doesn't stop time. When he does, it does show other enemies moving

  • @michaelcarlton1484
    @michaelcarlton1484 Před 3 lety +303

    "So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken."
    Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

  • @childishisnotachild7277
    @childishisnotachild7277 Před 3 lety +302

    the words of legends:
    *BEAT THE MEAT*

    • @rajarajeswarikannappan2978
      @rajarajeswarikannappan2978 Před 3 lety +4

      I’m scared to click this

    • @Razor_513
      @Razor_513 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn Před 3 lety +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

  • @boringblaziken8122
    @boringblaziken8122 Před rokem

    10:58 if you're talking link from breath of the wild then he doesn't need stasis he can just use a perfect dodge and slow down time quite a lot.

  • @justarandomcommenterdontmi4485

    Monk: i cast burning hand
    Enemy: do you not mean...
    Kershlap

  • @grarecruit4237
    @grarecruit4237 Před 3 lety +247

    “If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

    • @zacharyperlee4179
      @zacharyperlee4179 Před 3 lety

      @Lou Lou czcams.com/video/AYLPcP_Uc88/video.html

    • @melonhead9908
      @melonhead9908 Před 3 lety +5

      Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

    • @radio_vidar1745
      @radio_vidar1745 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/G-rMPc8JUnk/video.html

    • @rmod8
      @rmod8 Před 3 lety

      @@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

    • @albertojimenez7724
      @albertojimenez7724 Před 3 lety +3

      Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

  • @cloudy_chaos
    @cloudy_chaos Před 3 lety +129

    This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy Před 3 lety +9

      i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga Před 3 lety +1

      YUP.

    • @datwyanfrink7603
      @datwyanfrink7603 Před 3 lety +3

      Surprised nobody just went and said the name

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy Před 3 lety +1

      @@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

    • @tigerguyTDS
      @tigerguyTDS Před 3 lety +1

      Wait what channel

  • @Incrediblemulkey
    @Incrediblemulkey Před rokem

    the flash could work well too seeing as he runs so fast he can break the time barrier

  • @partygamer62gamereviewsand76

    i have a character that should be able to do it, Accelerator from "A Certain Magical Index" his ability is to control all vectors, meaning theoretically he could hit something at the perfect speed

  • @dakotaleigh6452
    @dakotaleigh6452 Před 2 lety +444

    If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat.
    And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm.
    I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

  • @kitkatinnit2949
    @kitkatinnit2949 Před 3 lety +532

    new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

  • @justinlynn3984
    @justinlynn3984 Před rokem

    First time watching this one of my first three guesses was Machamp but I was not expecting Sonic that's impressive

  • @Sasha0927
    @Sasha0927 Před rokem

    My soon-to-be former friend, possibly as an act of revenge, recommended this channel to me. This is my first video and I'm already cracking up / super pissed less than a minute in. I didn't hit subscribe at the desired speed (3725.95 MPH), but I did hit subscribe. Looking forward to more laughs. 😋

  • @rnfKyng
    @rnfKyng Před 3 lety +101

    "how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??"
    *i slapped it*

    • @eldritch_whispers1654
      @eldritch_whispers1654 Před 3 lety +1

      you could say that turkey *slapped*

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 Před 3 lety

      I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

    • @rnfKyng
      @rnfKyng Před 3 lety

      @@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 Před 3 lety

      @@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

  • @apoiosupport1303
    @apoiosupport1303 Před 3 lety +2850

    my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

  • @KiwiBomber7
    @KiwiBomber7 Před 7 měsíci +1

    OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

  • @XTheAxolotl
    @XTheAxolotl Před 2 lety

    what you said about Sonic is right but is he were to have him using ultra form, he could do it before one single moment of Planck Time even occurs which means Sonic would be the most efficient chicken cooker especially due to no possible heat loss in that form because it would be completely cooked before time can even notice

  • @RylanintheShed
    @RylanintheShed Před 3 lety +103

    in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.

    • @RylanintheShed
      @RylanintheShed Před 3 lety

      10:58

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD

    • @williamlewis5723
      @williamlewis5723 Před 2 lety

      And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable

    • @TheRadFungas
      @TheRadFungas Před 2 lety +1

      so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him

  • @AwesomeHyperSonic547
    @AwesomeHyperSonic547 Před 2 lety +713

    The idea of Sonic slapping a chicken to cook it makes me laugh, as I could actually see that happening in one of the comics or cartoons. 😅😆

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta Před 2 lety +20

      Tails: hey sonic, do you want to have some chicken for dinner?
      Sonic: ok!
      Tails: alright, I'll put it in the oven
      Sonic: why? (Proceeds to slap cook the chicken)

    • @gosfoxanimations8822
      @gosfoxanimations8822 Před 2 lety

      @KGK Skull yea fricking accel's trial finisher xD

    • @Ollie.H-2301
      @Ollie.H-2301 Před 2 lety +6

      Imagine Sonic throws a chicken into the air and slaps it to cook it and flies towards Robotnik and he just screams.

    • @surrreyi
      @surrreyi Před rokem +1

      He does actually slap a chili dog to cook it in the episode Mackson’s Airflier

    • @Anna-hy4sb
      @Anna-hy4sb Před rokem

      @PhoneGuy? Which Sonic Show?

  • @andrewgamble71
    @andrewgamble71 Před rokem +3

    NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

  • @brettsalter1902
    @brettsalter1902 Před rokem

    Was that Cinder Fall from RWBY? I frickin' love that show! She would fry that chicken so fast!

  • @Solvita_
    @Solvita_ Před 3 lety +102

    “MMMMM this chicken tastes amazing! How did you do it?!”
    “I slapped it”

  • @Grandpa...
    @Grandpa... Před 3 lety +205

    This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.

  • @wesleypitts3787
    @wesleypitts3787 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +817

    this is perfect

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 Před 2 lety +5

      Nah

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 Před 2 lety +8

      ah, i see you're abusing your verification by commenting alot everywhere and expecting a lot of likes just because you have a checkmark

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 Před 2 lety +9

      @@vexorion6577 bruh he's literally commenting in every matpat video to get some clout 💀💀. Lmao that's just sad

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt Před 2 lety +1

      PERFECTION

    • @isabeliio
      @isabeliio Před 2 lety

      @@makchot3263 thats not sad thats just a smart way to get views and promote their bussiness or app 💀

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Před 3 lety +429

    Flashbacks to ethan dropping a chicken off a roof

  • @PokemonPlayer-ou2tv
    @PokemonPlayer-ou2tv Před 2 měsíci

    Kartana with false swipe +6 attack with guarenteed crit havings opponent at -6 defense and having a choice band might work

  • @ghibli_fan
    @ghibli_fan Před rokem

    these channels are the funny version of studying hard , he shows a idea and finds a correct answer and makes a funny video of it.

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 Před 3 lety +324

    “One character comes to mind!”
    Me: The flash?
    FT: “Sanic!”

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 Před 3 lety +10

      LITERALLY

    • @jairartis
      @jairartis Před 3 lety +9

      I was thinking jojo. Rip

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah i thought that too

    • @devilslighter2987
      @devilslighter2987 Před 3 lety +10

      Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 Před 3 lety +2

      Chronosapien from Ben 10.

  • @Ahrva538
    @Ahrva538 Před 2 lety +545

    Amy: The Powers out! How will we cook the chicken for dinner!
    Sonic: I got this

    • @Alba_Mata
      @Alba_Mata Před 2 lety +27

      *a loud S M A C K rings out through the house*

    • @GeminiWolfstarGaming
      @GeminiWolfstarGaming Před 2 lety +6

      Gas Ovens: I got this, too!

    • @FannySnakeKai
      @FannySnakeKai Před 2 lety +3

      @@GeminiWolfstarGaming sonic: This is my spotlight

    • @thememeprovider
      @thememeprovider Před 2 lety +2

      Tails spinning his tails faster than light: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      Knuckles: *squishes the chicken*

    • @YousefAhmed09
      @YousefAhmed09 Před 2 lety

      @@Alba_Mata hullo mestar roshan

  • @kar800000
    @kar800000 Před 8 měsíci +1

    sir my chicken isnt cooked
    sorry about that *intense slap* here you go

  • @mythicwastaken
    @mythicwastaken Před rokem +1

    and... still the best intro on CZcams being food theory..!

  • @IrreleventCotheBestCompany
    @IrreleventCotheBestCompany Před 2 lety +270

    "We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic"
    The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham Před 2 lety +9

      B A P
      He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

    • @samleen
      @samleen Před 2 lety +1

      BAP

    • @owo_thefox122
      @owo_thefox122 Před 2 lety

      The engineer is engi-here
      BAP!

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 Před 2 lety +2

      "Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

    • @FreeClassy
      @FreeClassy Před 2 lety

      when were you allowed to be popular

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 Před 3 lety +206

    Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_