Why Do We Wear Clothes?

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  • čas přidán 12. 03. 2013
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    SOURCES:
    history of clothing: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content...
    Etymology of embarrassment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embarras...
    The fear of nudity: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnophobia
    SINA and other pranks: • Best PRANKS of the Las...
    Embarrassment: www.psychologytoday.com/blog/i...
    Brain and embarrassment: psychcentral.com/news/2011/04/...
    Embarrassment experiment: www.learningace.com/doc/835121...
    Embarrassment and trust: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09...
    Embarrassment and flirting [PDF]: greatergood.berkeley.edu/dache...
    Havelock Ellis "evolution of modesty": www.mirrorservice.org/sites/ft...
    BBC article: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7...
    Megapode: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megapode
    Development of human babies: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidenc...
    Brain size and body size: brainmuseum.org/evolution/pale...
    EQ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephal...
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  • @temperspace
    @temperspace Před 7 lety +4015

    Regular clothes offer +1 damage resistance at most.

    • @emily8223
      @emily8223 Před 7 lety +18

      Avacado's Constant 100th like

    • @esf9827
      @esf9827 Před 7 lety +9

      Avacado's Constant 667th like

    • @EpicMinerNK
      @EpicMinerNK Před 7 lety +76

      Once you find diamonds or iron you can upgrade

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad Před 7 lety +55

      Zed bad day?

    • @buukman6827
      @buukman6827 Před 7 lety +17

      Avacado's Constant armored clothes like juggernauts give +50 resistant to damage varying such as fire resistant explosive resistant and attack and bullet resistant

  • @Jerkwad152
    @Jerkwad152 Před 9 lety +2084

    I'm not afraid of being naked.
    ...but everybody else is afraid of me being naked.

  • @999_hi
    @999_hi Před rokem +241

    Random guy: “breathing air”
    Michael : why do we breathe air?

    • @Leopard_211
      @Leopard_211 Před měsícem +2

      Tbh that's an interesting question

    • @_.LZ._
      @_.LZ._ Před měsícem +2

      ​@@Leopard_211 Because our cells need oxygen to produce energy

    • @Leopard_211
      @Leopard_211 Před měsícem +7

      @@_.LZ._ but why oxigen and not something else?

    • @fatihbreee8809
      @fatihbreee8809 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@Leopard_211 because

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts Před měsícem +1

      More like i dont think you man children ever could of kept your hands to yourselves and was for your own protections to not spread your disease fyi the really bad stds are so bad we have a nation wide health emergency no one wants to address

  • @harristeeterfan3473
    @harristeeterfan3473 Před rokem +854

    Seeing Michael without glasses was genuinely frightening

  • @apollo421
    @apollo421 Před 4 lety +20558

    *N O M O M I T I S N O T P O R N*

  • @bulletsizednuke1100
    @bulletsizednuke1100 Před 3 lety +7556

    Embarrassed also could mean "I'm bare assed"

  • @JohnAranita
    @JohnAranita Před 9 měsíci +241

    I had lucid dreams several times. About 3 times, I realized that I was dreaming and I took off all of my clothes and ran naked in public.

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 Před 8 měsíci +33

      i had only a few lucid dreams and i never got good at controlling them so nearly any time i realized i was lucid dreaming the reality started "shattering" in a way and became more and more unstable until i woke up, a really weird feeling honestly

    • @mdyeasinarafatanik3117
      @mdyeasinarafatanik3117 Před 8 měsíci

      czcams.com/users/shorts7T2NSuk-Pyo?si=Dd6tjKRDg5wu4fOt

    • @az4android
      @az4android Před 8 měsíci +19

      i like to take off flying when i realize I'm dreaming, but my brain stops generating new area, so it's like flying straight up into blackness with the small area i was in getting smaller and smaller until i wake up

    • @A_Steam_User
      @A_Steam_User Před 7 měsíci +11

      i had this period in my life where every dream of mine ended with me smacking my face into concrete after gliding down a very long set of stairs, odd.

    • @guenthersteiner9252
      @guenthersteiner9252 Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@az4androidYou need to higher your render distance

  • @LoveMyZJ
    @LoveMyZJ Před 9 měsíci +80

    0:44 I love how she held it together just barely long enough to finish the scene lol

  • @theseepingcicada8448
    @theseepingcicada8448 Před 4 lety +46605

    Michael: **takes woman home**
    Michael two seconds later: Why do we wear clothes?

  • @samoriginal
    @samoriginal Před 5 lety +26890

    So we don't get demonetized

  • @caesar3909
    @caesar3909 Před rokem +445

    Not all of us are afraid of being naked in public, we just don't want to go to jail

    • @PraveenSriram
      @PraveenSriram Před rokem +1

      Very true. Some societies on this planet allow people to go naked

    • @lukewilliams7061
      @lukewilliams7061 Před rokem +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 Před 10 měsíci +28

      I'm afraid people will laugh at my pp

    • @anthonyperez-xd9fg
      @anthonyperez-xd9fg Před 10 měsíci +8

      Yes!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's like that.

    • @chezborger955
      @chezborger955 Před 9 měsíci +16

      @@NateS917 further proving micheals point

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas Před 8 měsíci +52

    Video is 10 years old but still holds up in terms of content to quality to this day. Timeless.

    • @firex7051
      @firex7051 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Michael foresaw the future and used the technology he made in the future to improve his videos to evolve new tech that was used by his past self

    • @hasangaming673
      @hasangaming673 Před 23 dny

      Now people want freedom so they can take off their clothes, does that mean they have smaller brains?

  • @eggbag4182
    @eggbag4182 Před 6 lety +3841

    Poor Michael. Selling his body for views. Tisk, tisk, tisk.

  • @thejaydotexe
    @thejaydotexe Před 4 lety +37575

    Doctor: "Your baby boy is beautiful."
    Michael, fresh out of the womb: "But first, what IS beautiful?"

  • @AstechRL.
    @AstechRL. Před rokem +18

    Michael: *exists*
    Michael: “but first, what does it mean to ‘exist’?”

  • @internetuser2291
    @internetuser2291 Před rokem +174

    Michael - " you don't feel embarrassed when no one's watching you..."
    Me-" pathetic.. "

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 Před rokem +2

      you feel embarrassed in the shower? tf

    • @internetuser2291
      @internetuser2291 Před rokem +5

      @@dark6.6E-34 you don't!?

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 Před rokem +4

      @@internetuser2291 I am genuinely curious how that is even possible. I find it very hard to even imagine it.

    • @Major.P210
      @Major.P210 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@internetuser2291 that’s actually a psychopathic thing…

    • @Gdkdoiehw
      @Gdkdoiehw Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@internetuser2291 you do?😮

  • @drogoxboxdrogo6000
    @drogoxboxdrogo6000 Před 5 lety +5709

    I want this guy as my teacher.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 Před 4 lety +392

      He would get extremely off topic though and probably confuse you more. You would start off learning about the Great Depression and end up learning about the history of democracy

    • @randomaccount9212
      @randomaccount9212 Před 4 lety +162

      Nothing wrong with going off topic

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 Před 4 lety +17

      His new One Boba Was is if it’s confusing the class then yeah

    • @GrungeVoid
      @GrungeVoid Před 4 lety +10

      @@randomaccount9212 everything wrong. You'll get more confused

    • @swifties1825
      @swifties1825 Před 4 lety +7

      You can have him as your **** mate

  • @patch858
    @patch858 Před 6 lety +2615

    "Why do we wear clothes?"
    *6 minutes in*
    "Why are human babies born not ready for life?"

  • @garyouellette3334
    @garyouellette3334 Před 7 měsíci +9

    That eyebrows movements was
    perfect 0:45

  • @jackbrown4130
    @jackbrown4130 Před rokem +25

    It’s interesting, that we’re the only species that wear clothing

  • @vesky6478
    @vesky6478 Před 3 lety +2570

    0:44 Michael has more control over his eyebrows than I have over my life

    • @PupperTiggle
      @PupperTiggle Před 3 lety +50

      Wait some people cant move their eyebrows like that?

    • @lordboros5095
      @lordboros5095 Před 3 lety +31

      @@PupperTiggle , they can, they just have trouble, so they can only do subtle eyebrow movements

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Před 3 lety +27

      @@PupperTiggle What's a bit more interesting (because brows at least are used to express emotions) is that some people can't move their ears/scalps, and some do. The weird part is that it's very hard to explain how to do it, because it's like trying to explain how do I move my pinky finger to a person who have never done that.

    • @PupperTiggle
      @PupperTiggle Před 3 lety +5

      @@alexeysaranchev6118 I can move my thumbs backwards too far and my ears slightly but not my scalp,I never hear of that

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Před 3 lety +7

      @@PupperTiggle Doesn't your scalp moves a bit when you move your ears? It's very hard, if even possible, for me to move my ears or scalp on their own.

  • @HilalFCB
    @HilalFCB Před 3 lety +3345

    This dude answered the question which i never knew i asked.

  • @wolffwolfie3166
    @wolffwolfie3166 Před 4 měsíci +4

    A VSauce video is like a conversation with Michael, he answers so many questions and he jumps from topic to topic so smoothly

  • @merryglowround
    @merryglowround Před rokem +3

    „You Never feel embarrassed alone“ oh man do I have to tell you my life story

  • @Bruhlicioustoes
    @Bruhlicioustoes Před 8 lety +6885

    Vsause was born with the brain the size of an average adult

    • @batulraza6412
      @batulraza6412 Před 8 lety +58

      Yep

    • @jovanmrdalj2339
      @jovanmrdalj2339 Před 8 lety +17

      RLY?! ;O

    • @gammergii2433
      @gammergii2433 Před 8 lety +29

      +Jovan Mrdalj probably

    • @mymyrrah
      @mymyrrah Před 8 lety +224

      Brain size does not matter, it is what is in the brain that matters. Size just helps fit a little more, or a little less intellect in the brain itself. Yes, I know Human waste pancakes, your comment was just to be funny or clever, and it was.

    • @aniketgangotri8740
      @aniketgangotri8740 Před 8 lety +7

      +Blockman Zan thnx for the reality check

  • @TheAmyrlinSeat
    @TheAmyrlinSeat Před rokem +6

    these videos are truly timeless

  • @spiritsarefake9860
    @spiritsarefake9860 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I have an exam tomorrow, I haven't opened my book, I forgot everything that has been thought in class, and I have about 3 hours left to study. What do I do? Watch this of course

  • @ocemyth3424
    @ocemyth3424 Před 4 lety +5607

    Me: what's 2 + 2?
    Michael: well before that, we should ask, what is 2?

    • @abake9689
      @abake9689 Před 3 lety +200

      First let's define 2

    • @case9productions743
      @case9productions743 Před 3 lety +150

      We essentially do, subconsciously because we were taught it. That 1+1 is 2 so we know 2+2 is 4 which is 1 4 times

    • @undeadgamingyt9681
      @undeadgamingyt9681 Před 3 lety +51

      Oh that's easy, it's fish.

    • @isacestend3843
      @isacestend3843 Před 3 lety +40

      @@undeadgamingyt9681 Ah, and so 1 + 1 is triangle.

    • @solangel8002
      @solangel8002 Před 3 lety +30

      @Andrew Kristensen dude calm down

  • @heyitsharry9381
    @heyitsharry9381 Před 3 lety +5474

    My crush: * accidentally brushes past my arm*
    Me:

  • @CivvyZen
    @CivvyZen Před 7 měsíci +5

    Adam and Eve ate an apple

  • @dustinbruce
    @dustinbruce Před 8 měsíci +2

    Michael out here asking the questions that keep me up at night.

  • @wow32
    @wow32 Před 5 lety +8675

    doggy neauter
    *you will never know what this said before*

    • @DtheEvil
      @DtheEvil Před 5 lety +244

      Can I be a sorority house's dog pls

    • @wiwi4777
      @wiwi4777 Před 4 lety +83

      I think I heard this comment before??

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu Před 4 lety +219

      Dogs aren’t embarrassed though so ... ?

    • @Ayeato
      @Ayeato Před 4 lety +116

      Yeah but dogs arnt humans so they don’t get embarrassed by that kind of stuff, they don’t care.

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy Před 4 lety +139

      well dogs like the touching.

  • @Eddie2P
    @Eddie2P Před 8 lety +1927

    i like clothes for pockets....

    • @talma9525
      @talma9525 Před 8 lety +17

      If the underwear doesn't have pockets, you don't need them.

    • @Eddie2P
      @Eddie2P Před 8 lety +4

      Ninsaku i was just giving another reason to wear them adding on to the reasons vsauce gave

    • @talma9525
      @talma9525 Před 8 lety +2

      oh...

    • @Eddie2P
      @Eddie2P Před 8 lety +1

      Ninsaku dont worry it wasnt your logic it was the context.

    • @sunnyxgcp
      @sunnyxgcp Před 8 lety +16

      Well without clothes you can use your ass as a versatile pocket! hehehe... I was just kidding... pardon me bro.. :p

  • @ChuckFPS
    @ChuckFPS Před 9 měsíci +6

    me: *about to take an exam*
    my brain:

  • @FireFoxDestroyer
    @FireFoxDestroyer Před rokem +7

    Thank you for giving me motivation!

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 Před 3 lety +6522

    Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
    *Why do we wear skin?*

    • @RAMENEGGNOODLE
      @RAMENEGGNOODLE Před 3 lety +267

      Imagine if our skin was clothes and our clothes were _s k i n_

    • @leila_hj
      @leila_hj Před 3 lety +89

      @@RAMENEGGNOODLE Big brain time

    • @jaredhonusankrom
      @jaredhonusankrom Před 3 lety +39

      underrated comment well done stranger

    • @Ciniqs
      @Ciniqs Před 3 lety +73

      Wait, you *don’t* wear skin?

    • @RAMENEGGNOODLE
      @RAMENEGGNOODLE Před 3 lety +15

      Ciniqs
      Nope, right now flesh only Lmao

  • @brndprtr
    @brndprtr Před 2 lety +7016

    *Vsauce puts on his glasses*
    +50% intelligence
    +100% clothing

  • @dreaming_of_you11
    @dreaming_of_you11 Před 9 měsíci +3

    “Why are bad words bad?”
    “Why do we wear clothes?”

  • @zteam1000
    @zteam1000 Před měsícem

    These keep getting more surreal and more enjoyable.

  • @thezestypumpkin3202
    @thezestypumpkin3202 Před 7 lety +2096

    My dog runs away when my other dog poops

    • @davidm3135
      @davidm3135 Před 7 lety +43

      Ajplayer1212 articwolf loool this comments made my day

    • @bibongboi1161
      @bibongboi1161 Před 7 lety +6

      M J Grasscutter When dog's do that you need to get them wormed.

    • @bibongboi1161
      @bibongboi1161 Před 7 lety +6

      Yeah since tape worms eat all of their food they need to eat so they eat their own dirt

    • @madeincda
      @madeincda Před 7 lety +4

      Same here with my dog... it's disgustingly convenient. Oh and never had worms. Just have to watch that they don't lick the bird shit because that shit takes down bridges.

    • @awesome_superstar97
      @awesome_superstar97 Před 7 lety +8

      Ajplayer1212 articwolf my puppy just ate kangaroo shit mate

  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation Před 4 lety +2429

    Michael “Why do we wear clothes?”
    Me “So that you don’t get arrested”

    • @maulanwong3841
      @maulanwong3841 Před 4 lety +26

      DayDreamer's Animation Also so you don’t get cold

    • @delirik8519
      @delirik8519 Před 4 lety +9

      @@AaronCleetus-cj4gw dude i do it daily

    • @awesomeaustenkitty
      @awesomeaustenkitty Před 4 lety

      DayDreamer's Animation that’s not true

    • @morbius7437
      @morbius7437 Před 4 lety +3

      @@AaronCleetus-cj4gw and why you say that now?

    • @morbius7437
      @morbius7437 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AaronCleetus-cj4gw who asked you about porn tho

  • @H4NA1AH101
    @H4NA1AH101 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Crazy how this was 10 whole years ago and has the quality of a modern video made a few days ago

  • @Hardability
    @Hardability Před 11 měsíci +1

    He take “ we gotta think out of the box to another box” to another level

  • @dd-wq4do
    @dd-wq4do Před 4 lety +26450

    Here’s a fun game: skip to random spots in Vsauce videos and try to guess how they connect with the title

    • @melostrich
      @melostrich Před 4 lety +577

      I went to some part and it said cover modestly

    • @funnyusername2077
      @funnyusername2077 Před 4 lety +376

      "Raising Children"

    • @zrvo
      @zrvo Před 4 lety +514

      I skipped to “Psychology of Sex”
      I think I’m finished with the video

    • @shivalbadal-ramjattan6403
      @shivalbadal-ramjattan6403 Před 4 lety +91

      Frontal lobe, clothes are a mean of attention, the brain cells. Like lol

    • @dahen2039
      @dahen2039 Před 4 lety +70

      *we feel embarrassed when we violate title*

  • @ospray1888
    @ospray1888 Před 5 lety +2670

    In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you.

  • @_Infocars
    @_Infocars Před rokem +6

    I love to learn more about such topics

  • @Ron_Sensei
    @Ron_Sensei Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Lets take a closer look at embarrassment"- Michael, 2013

  • @oldphe1733
    @oldphe1733 Před 7 lety +2843

    I wear clothes because I like to not be freezing my ass off

    • @Sheogorath2077
      @Sheogorath2077 Před 7 lety +4

      PheonixYT when im home i dont wear shirts cause they hurt my neck

    • @nullptr6249
      @nullptr6249 Před 7 lety +1

      PheonixYT malenkof

    • @RovaistuVideos
      @RovaistuVideos Před 7 lety +9

      That may be true, but I think that even if t=you were in a warm public area you wouldn't wander around nude

    • @SlimeKing223
      @SlimeKing223 Před 7 lety

      PheonixYT was this nigga naked while recording this video? holy shit

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 Před 7 lety +1

      Language,PheonixYT!

  • @jentaugoh8082
    @jentaugoh8082 Před 4 lety +10748

    “You don’t feel embarrassed when you are alone”
    You underestimate my power

    • @spicylemon7475
      @spicylemon7475 Před 4 lety +344

      Gab Calites I don't give a shit what my FBI agent sees me doing, if he ain't into it that's his loss.

    • @brewiy8149
      @brewiy8149 Před 4 lety +53

      Don't try it

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 Před 3 lety +134

      *Anxiety Activate*

    • @merfyn4838
      @merfyn4838 Před 3 lety +23

      Youre underestimaye the power of weebs

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy Před 3 lety +6

      @@brewiy8149 do not try it

  • @obseed3041
    @obseed3041 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I did as one commenter said here which said "skip onto a random spot of the vid and relate it to the title."
    Why Do We Wear Clothes?
    5:00
    "To avoid what we consider disgusting" 💀

  • @NamedNitrogen
    @NamedNitrogen Před 8 měsíci +2

    Michael: why do we feel embarrassed to be naked around other people?
    The jury:

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 Před 3 lety +3669

    The human brain is one of the most intelligent brains
    -the human brain

  • @g4fly4ever8
    @g4fly4ever8 Před 4 lety +2625

    *Embarrassment is healthy*
    Introverts: Yesssss
    Pornstars: Noooooo

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques Před 4 lety +144

      Its the other way round

    • @skullwebz
      @skullwebz Před 4 lety +10

      dead channel ye

    • @GokhhanKoc
      @GokhhanKoc Před 4 lety +74

      @@questionmarkquestionmarkques how the fuck is it the other way around?

    • @Kodavi_
      @Kodavi_ Před 4 lety +63

      @@GokhhanKoc because introverts feel embarrassment a lot because it's healthy and pornstars don't get embarrassed enough because they're putting themselves out there a lot

    • @GokhhanKoc
      @GokhhanKoc Před 4 lety +81

      @@Kodavi_ yes so its not the other way around???

  • @TheSushiIsHere
    @TheSushiIsHere Před rokem +1

    This guy took “Question everything” seriously

  • @debatology
    @debatology Před 8 měsíci +3

    As usual, such an effective video !

  • @lenzcone
    @lenzcone Před 5 lety +1477

    No nut November failed at 0:01

  • @eaglesb
    @eaglesb Před 5 lety +4589

    toilet lol

  • @chirayu781
    @chirayu781 Před rokem +7

    Me trying to lengthen answer in exam

  • @YourAverageDude.
    @YourAverageDude. Před 6 měsíci

    Its fascinating how old the Vsauce channel was in it prime. Its pretty much a timeless channel

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist Před 3 lety +3669

    Vsause : "Why do we wear clothes."
    Mall cop : "I don't know why but that doesn't explain why you're naked at the mall."

  • @ZenomanKnows052706
    @ZenomanKnows052706 Před 6 lety +2291

    The reason why is because CZcams would take down everyone's videos

  • @avgeek3
    @avgeek3 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I low key been wondering this for years.

  • @R45x7
    @R45x7 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I’m not naked while watching this.
    Or am I?

  • @AndrewKnesse1
    @AndrewKnesse1 Před 8 lety +646

    I was actualy naked during this video

    • @trevormoy-14
      @trevormoy-14 Před 8 lety +28

      Congrats man I'm proud of you ;)

    • @jerryayala8871
      @jerryayala8871 Před 7 lety +4

      Good for you man

    • @wilfordschaffner6439
      @wilfordschaffner6439 Před 7 lety +15

      aren't we all?

    • @Dollust
      @Dollust Před 7 lety +9

      reasons to be naked girls :showers guys :masterbation
      males and females together : here you already know ;D

    • @jacob810
      @jacob810 Před 7 lety +6

      +Sofia Maze Because guys can't take showers.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 6 lety +4282

    "You don't feel embarrassed when nobody's around to watch you."
    Try me! I don't need other people, I can just embarrass myself to me!

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin Před 6 lety +78

      Someone I can relate to. Nice.

    • @1424-9
      @1424-9 Před 5 lety +21

      Same

    • @Schlagsmeister
      @Schlagsmeister Před 5 lety +8

      okey me too

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 Před 5 lety +9

      If I play DDR in my basement I feel emberassed

    • @gamma-bv6ty
      @gamma-bv6ty Před 5 lety +29

      well that's just because someone is watching, you just don't know it.

  • @Zaza36669
    @Zaza36669 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I kinda feel like Michael has exceptionally expressed more emotions facially in this video

  • @iaminconstantpain4330
    @iaminconstantpain4330 Před 3 lety +1295

    How are these videos from 6+ years ago and yet I'm still finding ones I haven't watched

  • @N_S_K_A_
    @N_S_K_A_ Před 4 lety +1275

    Girl: sorry I don't have money
    Cab driver:

  • @Wahooski
    @Wahooski Před rokem +26

    Vsauce trying to get the whole world naked as a normal thing… kinda weird ngl

  • @Celticowl4136
    @Celticowl4136 Před rokem +18

    If you're hairy, middle aged and male you wear clothes as an act of mercy

    • @pigeonpie372
      @pigeonpie372 Před rokem

      LMAO

    • @flamoxox9490
      @flamoxox9490 Před rokem +1

      I mean I don't wanna see a middle aged woman either

    • @legoboyo2479
      @legoboyo2479 Před rokem

      Lmao!!

    • @williammoran4898
      @williammoran4898 Před rokem

      Odd as I fit that description. Yet I'm always complemented on my physique when nude , even by straight guys. No in not a gym rat. I just stay at ve. At work and play. Maintained a high protein diet for decades. That's it.
      I'll admit I don't get it either in still a holding hairless (naturally)dude. Yet two nights ago I opened a OLD app . First time ever sane night I met and had sex with two different ladies in their 20s lat night another one and I'm turning another down tonight. All told me it's my body pics so speak for yourself this 50yr old is the abnormally

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ Před 4 lety +1867

    Michael: Why do we wear clothes?
    I dunno, why do you eat donuts out of toilets?

    • @sayso2135
      @sayso2135 Před 4 lety +24

      I don't...

    • @kinglegend7243
      @kinglegend7243 Před 4 lety +57

      U saying u haven't?

    • @cowzilla9982
      @cowzilla9982 Před 4 lety +8

      do you have something against him? lol

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx Před 4 lety +6

      Aidxn let the man live life bro

    • @sensei5668
      @sensei5668 Před 4 lety +16

      Wait, you dont eat donuts out of toilets? I could have sworn that was normal.

  • @TrueBeelzebub
    @TrueBeelzebub Před 4 lety +4360

    Vsauce: “we are ashamed of nudity”
    Nudists: *laugh in nudist*

  • @lokashM-uh8me
    @lokashM-uh8me Před 11 měsíci +1

    Every time we naked our body gives signal to create Panniculus Cornosus and when it fail to create (some factors is missed) its called embrassement

  • @skewminds3756
    @skewminds3756 Před 7 měsíci

    I can feel embarrassed alone! While re experiencing my embarrassing memories again...

  • @guantanamosteve5445
    @guantanamosteve5445 Před 3 lety +5295

    Michael:
    You can't be embarrassed alone.
    My brain bringing up some random cringe at 2:00am:
    Yeah, about that...

    • @freeblowjobs3006
      @freeblowjobs3006 Před 3 lety +196

      Embarrassment and shame are different emotions, and the example you provided would probably fall under shame.

    • @RialuCaos
      @RialuCaos Před 3 lety +156

      That memory was no doubt a memory of a social event, so it still counts.

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae Před 3 lety +43

      Me hiding in bed cringing about something I was about to say but didn’t say

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae Před 3 lety +31

      @@RialuCaos sometimes I get embarrassed thinking about something I thought a while ago

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s cringe not embarrassment

  • @yncmelly593
    @yncmelly593 Před 6 lety +966

    I don’t wear clothes what is he talking about?

  • @costinaosan3555
    @costinaosan3555 Před rokem +2

    Michaels mom: Go reset the WiFi!
    Michael: But first, what is WiFi?

  • @malikiarledge8009
    @malikiarledge8009 Před rokem +1

    Michael gonna make me act up.

  • @juliandale8006
    @juliandale8006 Před 8 lety +2571

    *Insert edgy nudist comment here*

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon Před 8 lety +158

      *insert an even edgyer nedist replie here*

    • @Rayz9989
      @Rayz9989 Před 8 lety +54

      +TheExplodingBacon insert an even edgyer nedist replie here

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon Před 8 lety +73

      *insert an edgy nedist reaction here*

    • @magicwing777
      @magicwing777 Před 8 lety +115

      +TheExplodingBacon insert credit card number

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon Před 8 lety +76

      *insert a fake credit card number to fool you with*

  • @reef360
    @reef360 Před 8 lety +319

    Mute the sound and he looks like he's spitting a battle rap

  • @LurkingBG
    @LurkingBG Před 6 měsíci

    This guy always giving us brilliant questions then explains us about it great stuff 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @emmanuelzozobrado5981
    @emmanuelzozobrado5981 Před 11 měsíci

    What a good way to explain this issue

  • @connortheandroidsentbycybe8870

    I'm litterly only imagining him in the bedroom saying, "shall we breed, in order to produce offspring?"

  • @AgglomeratiProduzioni
    @AgglomeratiProduzioni Před 8 lety +789

    I used this video's title as pick-up line with a stranger girl.
    It didn't go so well.

  • @Crazyturd
    @Crazyturd Před rokem +1

    This guy answers every thought I have at midnight

  • @GalexyGamer596
    @GalexyGamer596 Před rokem

    its been a decade and this is on ur recommendations

  • @utsavbajracharya1521
    @utsavbajracharya1521 Před 3 lety +2690

    Michael: A healthy brain feels embarassed.
    Me: My brain is TOO healthy.

  • @HahachannelgoesBRR
    @HahachannelgoesBRR Před 5 lety +1404

    what are these clothes you speak of?
    do you mean leather armor?

  • @SamuraiCake42
    @SamuraiCake42 Před rokem +1

    I never expected to see Kevin in a Vsauce(1) video.

  • @sachinpimple5501
    @sachinpimple5501 Před 7 měsíci +1

    So we dont get we feel secure

  • @arne5383
    @arne5383 Před 5 lety +749

    *watches a vsauce and a kurzgesagt video*
    *Gets a job at NASA*

    • @gdtv1544
      @gdtv1544 Před 5 lety +72

      Spells Kurzgesagt without mistakes.
      *GETS JOBS WHEREVER YOU DESIRE*

    • @anon1626
      @anon1626 Před 5 lety +24

      @@gdtv1544 *_IQ 10000000000_*

    • @showaibzaman400
      @showaibzaman400 Před 5 lety +3

      U say that hard word . I like you.

    • @pixelated928
      @pixelated928 Před 5 lety +16

      *WATCH'S A LIFE NOGGIN AND OKAY TO BE SMART AND KURZGESAGT AND VSAUCE VIDEO*
      IM SMART

    • @corinth9140
      @corinth9140 Před 5 lety +8

      VSauce + 200 iq
      Kurzgesagt + 225 iq
      *not being german and spelling kurzgesagt perfectly* cant be described with numbers

  • @posterizedsoul4810
    @posterizedsoul4810 Před 3 lety +1123

    "Why do we wear clothes?"
    Scientists in Antarctica."Well ..........."

  • @maxwu2216
    @maxwu2216 Před měsícem

    The loop of the three Vsauce.

  • @arpandeepipad7430
    @arpandeepipad7430 Před rokem

    he literally became an assasins for a while

  • @aprilharrigan9032
    @aprilharrigan9032 Před 7 lety +410

    0:44 when that music comes on you know its going down

  • @trollking132
    @trollking132 Před 6 lety +1107

    Micheal: you cant be embarrassed when you are alone..
    me: hold my beer.

    • @zombsweat
      @zombsweat Před 6 lety +82

      thebabysphee132 Whose going to hold your beer if you're alone

    • @trollking132
      @trollking132 Před 6 lety +78

      oh you underestimate the power of a cup holder. >:D

    • @nicko1641
      @nicko1641 Před 5 lety +1

      Stfu

    • @CristianMartinez-rg9sz
      @CristianMartinez-rg9sz Před 5 lety +9

      Ever heard of arguing In the shower?

    • @scr3ambo17
      @scr3ambo17 Před 5 lety +2

      Matpat: so rainbow six siege isn’t about an invincible super hero going around killing people
      Ash: Hold my drone

  • @giannifois8948
    @giannifois8948 Před 9 měsíci

    Vsauce vids are so random they just make me laugh as soon as I see the thumbnail and read the title

  • @proudoyster778
    @proudoyster778 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is a question I have been asking myself for a decade.

  • @chrishale7480
    @chrishale7480 Před 5 lety +568

    "You don't really feel embarrassed when you're alone"
    Yes I do.

  • @ammaranuar2544
    @ammaranuar2544 Před 4 lety +666

    michael just randomly comes out of the shower, half-naked, for the intro
    10/10