Should You Eat Yourself?
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
- I answer 5 questions you guys asked over twitter.
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Short answer: No.
Long Answer: No.
Long answer: no - o
Longest Answer no but actually yes but actually no
Long answer: noooooooooo
short answer:
no
long answer:
no*
*yes
they tell of a man who can clickbait without clickbaiting.
oh hey its a talking grill
i will but first i need to light you up
@@absentisomnis8650 gaslighting amiright
wot
a grill can you be my grillfriend?
Vsauce answering Notch's question has to be the most 2013 thing ever and I love it.
because this vid was made in 2013
@@SuperGo699 That is the point.
@@LegoDude3258 i thought you mean that a vid made post 2013 is so 2013 like
@@SuperGo699 I meant that since Vsauce and Notch/Minecraft were both incredibly popular at the time its like an example of what 2013 was like.
@@SuperGo699 the definition of 2013 is stronger in certain videos than others
Vsauce:”Should you eat yourself?”
13 million people: “Interesting….”
@gluconfix Neither can I. XD
I don't know why I clicked this video but I just did
You should eat yourself ⚡NOW!⚡
14m*
it's simple, i see Vsauce, I click.
Video: Mentions earth
CZcams: F L A T E A R T H
It's because of a misinformation in a video you watch or whatever. But, I still don't get it.
@@redim777 No I think it appears when a video is about/mentions a topic.
Example: A video mentions Area 51, so the thing leads you to area 51's Wikipedia page. But sometimes CZcams makes a mistake, like here, and links the wrong Wikipedia page.
IKR lol
I dont think flat earthers know what a pool is
@@skozenbctd why?
Me: *being hungry af
CZcams: s a y n o m o r e.
😅
@Roger Loquitur was dat supposed to mean?
czcams.com/video/d5bwRhHdgCU/video.html
@@doubledare4535 wut
@@nine_swish958 if only he did eat himself
Not to mention starvation and getting thinner is literally your body eating itself anyway, using that bodily mass to generate energy
yeah this is the best way to put it i think
It's called autophagy
I once read somewhere (in a children's magazine probably) that we human beings are capable of biting our own fingers off but our brain prevents us from applying the requisite pressure.
Here's what a guy on the internet said about this question: "Biting through a finger requires so much force that attempts often lead to partial amputation; a bite that doesn't completely sever the finger. There are cases of fingers being bitten entirely off, but such an act requires extraordinary force, far greater than 200 newtons of carrot-cutting power."
Yeah, that’s just a malicious joke to try to get people to bite their fingers
It’s like the idea that your brain won’t allow you to stab yourself, in an attempt to get gullible people (usually kids) to stab themselves
That'll be a no.
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Should you eat yourself?
First, we need to ask...
What is you?
Jackson Decker im a chicken
What is you? Or what you isn't
@@siremiro3439
*Or are you?*
FACTZ OVERDOSE *or was you?*
FACTZ OVERDOSE *or will you*
Poor Zeff. Sawed his leg just to starve even more.
Peg leg Zeff??
Fire reference
Can't believe i found a one piece reference under a vsauce video
Oh you actually can look directly at eye floaties. With every turn of the eye they change position a bit. So with some time around 1-2 minutes you can "place" one oh them right infront of your vision point.
teacher: no eating in class
kids at the back:
lol
lmao
Tofu is not a good idea for a long time but I think it’s a good idea to have a good meal with Michael
R/cursedcomments
i was that one kid at the back and i used to peel off the outer skin on my fingertips and eat it
Vsauce “ no, you should not eat yourself.”
The music in the background: 🕵️🌃🎷🎹
Bahahaahahahahaha
why did you spoil it for me 😔
?
Or should you?
@@moyashiishi bruh momento
why is this called "should you eat yourself?" and yet youtube is giving me context of flat earth?
I wish Michael would make more questions and answers kind of videos like this!
me: reads title at 3 am
*i don't need sleep*
*I N E E D A N S W E RS*
Meeeeeeee
i am pure chaos this is underrated
*In school the next morning*
I don't need answers
I need sleep
@@lilxenops4336 i like this epic meme
i am pure chaos look up how to sleep better. I did, it helps
*_I F I S H A V E D O F F M Y A R M_*
What
:D
"it would grow back the exact same length"
So my arm grows back hmm okay ima try it *five minutes later* ahhhhhh grow back grow back
I saved you from devil likes by giving you a like. Your welcome.
HE MET THE MINECRAFT MADER
1:50 Michael: There's no known material strong enough to build that kind of bridge.
Nokia: Am I a joke to you?
nokia 3311
So... long story short;
Should You Eat Yourself?
No.
Clemens Hoste My god, when you say it like that, it sounds so obvious.
Exactly. I knew it. I heard once that the reason cannibals appear insane and unreasonable is because there's an illness that only affects humans, and you can only get it if you eat someone.
Clair Smith So, Vsauce. Am I right to believe this? Or am I wrong, and you could eat people?
Clair Smith If you did then your a cannibal.
wtf is happening
Short answer: No
Long Answer: *Well....*
lol
lol
Lol
Lol
lol
Michael looks like he’s in his 40’s here while only being 26 at the time of this video. Genetics can be shit at time
Clicking on a version with that thumbnail and having CZcams automatically link an article about flat earth underneath has me immediately hooked
V-sauce answers all questions i was asking about my dad at age 5 while he was repairing something important.
V-souce?
TheTrukx4lyfe what?
so you asked your dad if you should eat yourself? damn
@@mauler7303 deep
*or did he??*
Could the bridge stay in place?
Vsauce: No
Also Vsauce: *Shows minecraft*
@@cord2706 yes, you can't talk about Notch and don't talk about minecraft
@ yea cuz u know he MADE minecraft
@@joshnotmaxedout3864 I think they know
it is impossible in Minecraft that to happen. because there's no physics for it. there's only physics for water, lava and gravel i think.
@@naws69 there also concrete powder
Thank you so much for explaining thoses dots when you look at a light and blink I’ve wondered about those all my life
Thank you for answering that first question, that is something I always wanted to know.
Vsauce titles be like:
"Should You Eat Yourself?"
"What Does Human Taste Like?"
"How Much Can You Eat?"
next vsauce video:
"best recipe for human flesh"
My next: what can you do without a brain?
Julien Geist leave a reply asking what you can do without a brain
Xavier Fernandez what can you do without a brain?
Julien Geist exactly what you just did
1:01
I like how he used the cubical earth and the minecraft inventory in notch's question.
Shruti Madhuri yeah lol
*or did he?*
@@JeBronLames07 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Slav Boi *vsause music intensifies*
Dang it. That was a free Minecraft copy on the App Store that for some reason everybody likes it.
*Some animals don’t have that problem. Take a sheep for example. They just keep growing and growing and if they don’t get shaved it can actually suffocate them with heat exhaustion and kill them
Ive Bin ponderring this for so long
"should you eat yourself?"
it's not whether we *should* do it, it's whether we *can* do it
Why asking if we should, if the answer is obviously YES
Florian Koch wait wtf
@ramona’s shit show are you asking a new question or are you commenting about the video?
Edit: sone typo
we can, we shouldn't
Yees
"Should you eat yourself?"
Wasnt planning on it, but......
yea
We might need to because of the COVID-19
Yes get that meat out of there
I mean dat ass looking kinda thicc tho
I was your 1k like. Your welcome
Zeff really made a big mistake when he ate his leg to stay alive
I thought the V in Vsauce was about to stand for Vore but alright.
Without watching any of this video yet, I'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that, no, you shouldn't eat yourself.
or is it?
What if you're an ouroboros?
This is Patrick I mean, even if they actually did comment this before watching, they had a 50% chance of being right...
wow quite fucking obvious isn't it mate
Ralphfish4 *WRONG*
Me: I should probably sleep now
Vsauce: Should you eat your self
My brain: Ahh fuck we lost him
@YEET pretty sure scientifical and research doesn't go together
@@PCNebula lol why?
Lol
Mission failed, We'll get him next time
Nigga
i genuinely listen to these to fall asleep. he has a quiet voice and it sends me to sleep 😂
Micheal's mom: Sorry but i forgot to pack your luchbox
Micheal:
Me: alright let’s find out if I should eat myself
Vsauce: Minecraft bridge gravity maths
Saw this video at just the right time. I was literally about to cut my leg off and eat it. Close call
merry second reply
@@thebiggestz716 Bye-bye first reply!
Excellent episode
vsauce always answers questions we never realized we needed answers to
Vsauce: Our first question comes from Notch.
Me: The What
Who's notch? I thought Hatsune Miku made Minecraft
@@zach7482
Who are hatsune miku?
@@goat6354 The creator of Minecraft
@@petrgimbal9410 no its hatsune miku
@@petrgimbal9410 No it's Hatsune Miku
**when you realise that this was made in 2013**
*oh.*
When you realize it's still amazing
Oh dude saame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When you realize this channel hasn't been uploaded on in forever
When you realize that it's true
*Oh*
He’s busy with CZcams red
"Should you eat yourself?
Normal people: No
psychopath: No
Me: *Tries to eat hand*
The first question about the earth gravity rope thing is a question I have been asking myself for years
Actually, humans aren't the only animals to discover fire
Literally every animal in the Amazon has
I don't get it..........
The Amazon is on fire, and most of the animals have most likely seen it
FancyBrick56 the Amazon was on fire***
Hol'up
Now this is my humor great job
1:07
Vsauce: "would it float?"
Me: yes! obviously its Minecraft...
* Notch's problems require Minecraft solutions * 😁
XD
That looks like Minecraft, but it’s not
The earth is flat
In minecraft
@@lazypotato6743 yea that’s true
Havanese dogs have hair (they have hair, not fur) that seems to keep growing and will drag on the floor if not cut. Not sure if it ever stops though.
6:42 My math book is biger
His eyebrows have more personality than me
Lol
your pfp lol
At 0:57. You tell me why if everything is supposed to be straight, it is actually curved. Like say for instance, a Level used for buildings. Is that level actually straight or is it actually curved a microscopic amount? Riddle me this!
@@JosiahFickinger for real?
@@hubb8049 That would make the most sense.
All the vsauces together, maybe they will fuse and create a master sauce with knowledge and power to conquer the earth
isa chambers the master sauce is the lamb sauce
isa chambers oR wILl tHeY?¿
isa chambers sounds like vsuace3
isa chambers they already have dun dun DUUUUUUUUNNNN
Lamb Sauce!
Vsauce: Should you eat yourself?
Homer Simpson: Yes
Thank you V-sauce I've always wondered this
V-sauce answers all the questions you ask while you're high af
Kinda true.
Underrated comment
@@itspaused ye
Truth
Since when is being a cirious kid being high... Fokin potheads thinking everthing revolves around tham
Mom: what are you watching?
Me: “should you eat yourself?”
Mom: what?
Me: what.
Commenting this so you can see how many likes you get
Farros FA, thanks
FOR SCIENCE
I'd just close the tab and say that I'm watching porn. Easier to explain.
Mom: what are you eating?
Me: myself
Mom:...?!
Me, mouth full of boogers: 😏
Michael is casually answering questions I never knew I had!
Just can't resist such a plausible question
no I would not recommend it
How did your friend die?
Oh, um... He ate himself.
hi
Oh just think of the infections! Ughhhhh open wound, sepsis anyone?
You say that as if you've done it before. Lolol.
But youtube did
5:44 Apple: introducing the new iFloatie
@Apple you are a 69
Eye sold separately
3:35
They do though, the same wolves have different length hair throughout the body. It's longer on their back than on their face or paws
i love the style 0:59 because notch made minecraft and notch also asked the question!
Nobody:
Vsauce: Should you eat yourself?
No
@painful guitarist, please change your name to painful bassist
Your name seems like those ones that Xbox (or some random game) would generate for you
Painful Guitarist actually somebody did ask that.
Actually many people asked this themselves not nobody. At least I asked this myself. That's enough to say you're 100% factually wrong. (But I know more people who did.)
My question is: why doesn't Vsauce ever age?🤔
Because he eats himself
Because when he was a baby, he was given immortality from the king of hell, legends say that the king is no longer alive since he gave all his immortality to vscauce
@@Hawkgaming-pv5wb Vsauce is that king, you *fool*
@@user-mj7zz6po7r lol that's just made up
@@user-mj7zz6po7r I made it to *TRY* entertaining at least someone or even anyone
"your food tastes nothing"
"And it serves 0 clients"
"You should eat yourself now"
-Gordon Ramsay probaly
Ever since I discovered your channel, my mind has been broken
Title: Should you eat yourself?
Vsuace halfway into video: *THE THING I LIKE ABOUT EYE FLOATIES*
lity fity that sounds like every Vsauce video ever
@@maximillian5102 WRYYYY!
@@soldatpopol3589 ZA WARUDOOOO!!!!
WTF HE STARTED TALKIN ABOUT IT JUST MOMENTS AFTER I READ YOUR COMMENT
lity fity I didn’t want to mess up the three 7’s so I didn’t like it 😂. But In my head I like the comment
Looks through the fridge, no food.
Going to bed hungry.
Starts looking through food videos.
Ends up with should you eat yourself?
Cries.
Greedo go buy some food fam
Greedo start with finger nails then try getting into the skin lol
David Masse ya
I have ate skin I ate the part near the Fingernail
Do you have money for food?
VSauce explaining Minecraft Redstone is something I'd pay to see
ive been getting this video recommended to me so many times im starting to this this is a threat
Should you eat yourself? One minute later we are learning about bridges and gravity. I love you, man
I love his style of thinking. He receives one single question, such as "Should you eat yourself?" and starts talking about other slightly-related scientific things, then brings it back down to the question at hand, using all of that other stuff he talked about to answer it.
Lemme just shave off my arm real quick
So we have something to eat.
ahahahahahhh
:\
I heard that and whent straight to the comments to see if anyone else noticed
@@kira7683 ahhqhahha
I love how this got recommended after 10 years
hey vsause michael here your home security is great or is it...
"The hair on your head will not keep growing for ever; tipically around six years is the limit"
So... tangled is a lie?
well it's a fairytale...i assume it's the flower that keeps her hair magical and thus able to grow...forever?
Magical hair that could heal blah blah blah, you know the stuff.
La última rebanada. NO ITS M A G I C
r/woooosh everyone in the comments
Thanks guys you just ruined the dreams of a Disney Pizza
"My hair *(touches head),* em, what's left of it..."
My dad
Zachary Thompson you in a few years
@@lucasaurus Ha! My dear Lucasaurus, I'm afraid that I take after my mom's family more, which is known for heads full of hair
Zachary Thompson well then, good for you my dear friend! :)
@@raxusveritas That response was so... polite
These were crazy questions
Only Michael
The face made in the thumbnail matches the title perfectly.
Ikr!
made me laugh a lot
😂😂😂💕❤️
I think the thumbnail changed
I love how he used minecraft for notch’s question
Ikr
Lol
Shut up, asshole.
@@PaintMyTaint Woah dude,chill.
@@PaintMyTaint chill
I regret eating myself on a tall mountain waiting for help before watching this video
It’s weird, with the eye floaties, I found a way to zoom in on them and enlarge them, when my mom drives me to school in the morning the sun does that little rainbow thing on my eyelashes I then squint and look directly into the rainbow reflecting and I see the eye float thingys and the squiggly lines along with what I think as bacteria or sum, but they are like enlarged and you can look directly into them, I wish I was an artist so I can draw what it looks like, I hope someone notices this!
*THIS THUMBNAIL THO*
XD
It looks like he is pointing the middle finger like 😏🖕
Andrey Leonel its so beautiful
Tagged photo
Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Short answer: no
Long answer: no
V sauce answer: Should you?...no
Real answer: no
The actual answer: No, but do what you want with those children of yours
@@skye648 Thats messed up
@@skye648 How are you still alive?
Ashlone Fusk Jesus gifted me with internet after my death
@@skye648 I see
1:00 Nice Minecraft reference
only Micheal could ever analyse a question like "should you eat yourself?"
Hey Vsauce. Michael here. *WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?*
Me: Uhhh I ate them
CringeTV nie ma problemu
did you eat the nails with it?
How do you eat bone?
@@skylermp7615 break i to pieces and shallow one by one
the amount of likes
I can answer the thumbnail title in one word. "No."
can you answer in 10?
+SenpaiKiseki you should not eat yourself because that would be bad. Done.
+SenpaiKiseki i can, maybe you can oh wait you can not eat yourself
I want to continue playing. Can you asnwer in 20?
You should not eat yourself because that would be very bad and cause you to become mutilated, ugly, and broken.
5:26 ion think those are eye floaties 💀💀💀
I love how Kevin sharpens the knives at the start.
Question: "Should you eat yourself?"
Vsauce: "Well the Earth is spherical, so..."
O o f
Sir Bomb "...no."
Go commit eat your self Habbo raiders
It's not spherical, it's ovoid.
“what to do when you’re hungry ?”
Google: order food on uber eats
Bing:
😆
Bruh i commented the same and then saw ur comment
1:54 if you knew anything about a guy called William Afton and anything about how he died you would know what this is
opening my reccomendations and seeing "should you eat yourself?" while sleep deprived at 2:30am was the greatest experience, laughed for 5 minutes
3:28 "my hair, or what's left of it" LMAO
who else was surprised by 1759 wikipedia volumes?
I mean, that's basically a fraction of a library and it seems to contain like everything!
Probably because a lot of the information in a library is redudent.
The Great Potato thank you that was so helpful like jeez that one letter was soooooooooooooooo confusing
Try looking at Wikipedia pages for branches of linguistics, for example - you don't find much. Certainly not typically more than a few pages of printed text.
No, not really. Articles have a few pages of text on average, less than a book obviously. It's not that surprising.
Amritpal Singh first these volumes are pretty compact and the letters are small, also 1759 books is a lot , only big libraries have this much , i personally hardly ever go to big libraries so idk
Notch (Creator of Minecraft) asks question
Vsauce answers with Minecraft.
This comment needs more likes
Bro collaborated and answered the question of the creator of the best game ever
💀