What Does Human Taste Like?
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- čas přidán 20. 01. 2014
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Guest Star: Elsie the cat.
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FLAVOR NETWORK ARTICLE (the cool food network graphs): www.nature.com/srep/2011/11121...
Hygiene hypothesis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_...
Eating snot:
www.psmag.com/navigation/healt...
www.popsci.com/science/article...
human meat CHART: i.imgur.com/1DjGj.jpg
Calories in an entire human body's worth of meat: answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
Rick Gibson: www.rickgibson.net/perform.html
Marco Evaristti: uk.reuters.com/article/2007/05...
www.vvork.com/?tag=can
Other work by Evaristti: artelectronicmedia.com/artwork...
Japanese genitals: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05...
the tweet: / 188931954777919489
Cannibalism on Dutch TV show:
• What does human flesh ...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/...
Cannibalism wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism
Taste buds: biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/...
William Buehler Seabrook:
www.slate.com/articles/news_an...
www.realclearscience.com/blog/...
site based on food networks and flavor 'principles': www.foodpairing.com
Orange juice and toothpaste: science.howstuffworks.com/life...
Cats and sweetness: www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/arti...
Another way you eat yourself: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autophag...)
SEA SQUIRT LINKS:
goodheartextremescience.wordpr...
www.coralscience.org/main/arti...
Amount of mucus swallowed in a day: sciencefocus.com/qa/swallowing...
Ouroboros: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
also: www.quickmeme.com/img/64/64206... - Věda a technologie
Imagine michaels search history
Insane OMG😳
@@baderapril7545 thats the epic number haha poggers
If you sort Vsauce's videos by oldest, well, let's say its very different to this type of content. That search history would've been even worse.
@@jbuddery3082 and, if you are an OG, you should have know WTF Vsauce Series...
@@baderapril7545 haha 69 is funniest the 4200000000000000000000069th time its said reddit moment lmaoxd
This feels more like a confession than a educational episode.
Fax
XD
Underrated comment
When you eat human. Your body knows instantly, all of your senses instantaneously combust. Warning: You are not eating animal meat, you are eating yourself.
AHHAA
Only Michael can put you in and bring you out of an existential crisis in 10 minutes.
Just with a video he made a decade ago.
That we’re rewatching for the nth time.
This man’s videos are timeless and great as well as educational
true
I like how his head costs $1.70
Ryder SA stolen comment
VSL Gaming Apparently people can’t have the same opinion, huh?
It's stolen IDOIT haha noob youtubers lop
1.76 if you add tax.
- 2D why r u triggered geez
Yeah human tastes good when you drench it in vsauce
fuck sake
Meep
r/puns
Vagina Sauce?
Laurent Spatola hi oh really
A friend of mine asked the question once, "If you are what you eat, does that make you a cannibal?"
@marievanhouten4183 they mean that since you are you, a human, you are a cannibal of a human since you are what you eat
3:23 HOLDUP WHY DO YOU THINK THATS THE BEST DESCRIPTION MICHEAL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF HES RIGHT 💀
Human tastes like disappointment.
FukMaChups pshhh nah that was just mah meat
I read this comment. As I panned back up, I smiled. Suddenly stopped. Came back down, read it again. Then finally lol'd. Slow Release Best Comment.
ur life is a disappointment
@@wadealexander2429 Yes, and so is yours.
hey I'm not insulting u I thought it was a joke and I'm right I'm a idiot
2:22 _"Ate and killed a volunteer"_
Shouldn't it be _"Killed and ate a volunteer"?_ ...unless...oh god.
You know, I could just get along with my life without reading this comment.
@@mrben-joseph oof
We know we eat many things alive. We call them fresh fruit and tasty salad. Germs of course.
Yeah better not to think about it, because that's exactly what happened.
That's right, look up a video on it.
At this point I started to feel like this channel is a giant compilation of shower thoughts.
it is...
Vsause Casually Chopping His Head Off So We Can See It In The Thumbnail
Then Puts It Back On After To Explain The Video
I am sorry to disappoint you but he probably realised the thumbnail after filming the video where he explain everything.
@@xyos7647 You are right, he tweeted about that back then
"You are what you eat"
I don't remember eating a disappointment
You aren't a disappointment
Are you disappoint?
Me neither🤦♂️
That's deep
@@SecretDefect f u
alternative ending:
michael: *”well, there’s only one way to find out”*
*grabs knife and climbs out of the screen at you*
@@zoewells3160 WHAT
@@zoewells3160 close the phone/Ipad
Ayo
ong
Did anyone notice a mosquito passing by in the upper left part of the screen at 2:45 - 2:46?
Yes
Huh
Yes omg she must be a paid actor
@@Godofnothingness6 she? Que tal¿
I hate mosquitoes
anyone else randomly get this recommended 10 yrs later
I dis
Yeah, but it’s not that random lol - he’s not posting long format 🥲
@@aoifedeborha2420 ooooh
Me
Nah, I just searched up taxidermy, found his video and kept binge watching vsauce vids until I got here
"you are tasting human right now"
me eating a burrito
...oh shit
lmaooo
Bro eating and watching vsauce is a vibe by itself
I ate a burrito too holy shit
...here we go again.
-Carl Jhonson, 1992-
I was just finishing some spaghetti and meatballs. For some reason my phone really wants me to capitalize Spaghetti and Meatballs.
Michael: “What does human taste like?”
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonald’s drive thru
Oof I tried to laugh
@Roberto ZavalaZepeda lol
They are the same, garbage
Since cow etc basically taste like human (or does human taste like cow etc?🤪) they should have just said "Big mac" lolloll
@golden maknae you mean prions?
Gonna start Wagyu A5 Human business from now on
Micheal: "You are eating human right now."
Me: *slowly chews blueberry poptart*
NEW: HUMAN MEAT FLAVORED POPTARTS!
Why is the *Fbi* at my front door
Buzzcuntyear Blastoff FBI OPEN UP
Monserrat Sánchez I was gonna say that
BravesGamingPS4 lol
B U Z Z C U N T Y E A R
I know you irl
Mom: “hey son what did you eat today?”
Me: “it’s complicated”
i ate disappointment, thats u
@@ihatealmosteverythingequal820 hehe "I h(ATE)" get it? Because your name and comment?
@@BasiliskDark536 OH SHIT SO THAT MEANS HE ATE ALMOST EVERYTHING EQUALLY.
What mom would ask that lol
It's not that complicated, just say "I ate human meat"
this video went from 100 to 0 really quickly
“as soon as this thing stops moving it eats it’s own brain” **frantically starts to do squats**
"You're eating yourself"
*gulps*
"By swallowing"
*gulps nervously*
Heh
A bite my nails, Sometimes dead skin gets in my mouth.
...... Swallowing ??
So you're technically a human??
underrated comment
@@picorico5921 yeah i always remove dead skin, but never eaten them
Micheal: You are tasting human... right now
Me: *looks down at cereal*
Me: oh shit *runs*
oh my god I did the exact same thing
*Is cereal soup tho?*
For me it’s pretzels
*looks at random boot i found on the street*
Mista: Yeah! Finally, the answer to my question!
IS THAT A JJNA REFERENCE
POV You see this vid in your feed
If _"you are what you eat"_ then only the cannibals are the humans..
h
I am hula hoops
WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
We eat cows, they eat grass so we eat grass so..
WE ARE GRASS
@@rebeccarachel243 Close enough, grass "eats" sunlight for energy, we're technically solar powered so is all life.
“Top ten foods Gordon actually liked”
Who’s Gordon
@@JJ_Jonah Gordon Ramsey my guy
@@JJ_Jonah za best chef
Oh okay does he have a show or something?
@@JJ_Jonah wait are you joking or do u actually dont know who he is
4:43
vsauce : what does human taste like
hannibal : i can answer that
As a cannibal, I can confirm this is true
Best thumbnail ever.
omg its brusspup :D
omg brusspup!
H-H-hey brusspup.. hows it going? =D
Burs spur!!!
No its why do we wear clothes
Idk how I feel about Michael calling toothpaste a “cuisine”
KIRAAAA
Kira... Aren't you a sailor or something? What the fuck are you doing here?! Don't you have something better to do with that Josefumi Kujo guy or smt?
Jerry Smith idk what tf you are talking about, I know a Jotaro kujo , and his uncle josuke, but idk who this guy is
@@yoshikagekira564 shame on you for not reading JoJolion, the best part ever
@@yoshikagekira564 spoiler: Kira is a Joestar and Josuke Higashikata is a fusion between Kira and Josefumi Kujo
thanks for the info I will use this usefully
* eating chicken wings*
Michael : “you are eating yourself”
Me : *eats chicken wing nervously*
This made me laugh violently, thank you😂
All life started from somewhere. So yeah. Technically. You are eating yourself.
Human tastes gay
Gay
Vegans : "your are eating other animals body"
My brain: intresting
My body: **sweats nervously**
What if you cloned yourself and eat your clone? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
my brain says ''no'', but my body says ''yes''
I say no but my taste buds say “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
@@abdmin3268 well just ask your twin (if you have one)
Or eat a small part of you body
*Sweats tastiness*
We'll we see some cookbook?
I feel like I am the only person on the planet who doesn't have an issue with orange juice after brushing my teeth, it just tastes like orange juice to me.
I've never met anyone who feels the same way
If you are what you eat, I am a innocent man
Coyote sdm That’s fucking deep
hi i’m a gay little shit :3 agreed
If you are what u eat, Im a bag of kettle chips bc I just ate that
Xenomni
good to know you're okay with who you are
Thats not even deep its just a joke...
I wonder what my FBI Agent thinks of me when seeing this video
Heblo lol
🤔
Can’t like m8, sorry, sacred number
@@Dumb_Killjoy someone ruined the sacred number :(
They will even see your comment
I always had that question...
3:51
The video game Neo Scavenger from about a decade ago contains this quote.
I didnt need the context of this to assume it was cannibalism in game, but its interesting to know it now.
I accidentally bite my tongue sometimes
It tastes like **pain**
I think I accidentally ate a bit of my tongue it does taste like pain
@@Sm1le4Me1 ew
omfg true
It tastes like blood 😂
Lol
There are enough bones in the human body to create an entire skeleton.
Poor luka all that vore
TIL
You don't say!
*Mind Blown.*
No shit Sherlock.
This is my favorite thumbnail of all time
Bro came from serving cannibalism to serving a life sentence 😂
You are what you eat. Well, I'm a person...
That's nice
you are what you eat. stop eating pork!
PatrykWolski Damn commie a-rab
I am what i am?! But..ive never ate a bowl of awesomeness
+ZzBlueCheezekakezZ I guess that explains that then. :)
"...ate and killed..."
That order is implying he was eaten alive, and died in a stomach...
@Johan Liebert *god please no-*
v o r e
STOP!! THIS THE POLICE!!
@Johan Liebert 🥵🥵🥵
*gets flashbacks to how giants ate people in attack on titan*
Eating lunch while watching this, good times.
“Maggots Michael. You’re eating maggots how do they taste”
When he says “hey vsauce, Michael here”, he is saying that he is Michael which implies that we are vsauce
vsac
We've always been vsauce
Remember that video when he said he was made of vsauce?
Maybe Vsauce was the wisdom we made along the way
I've noticed that too
"You Are What U Eat"
**slowly fades into a waffle**
I'm still a human, you don't ask
*slowly morphs into a dorito
@@henrysutherland5292 turns into a cheeto
so that’s why there are dickheads in the world
*slowly fades into a an oven*
2:22 isnt that what the rammstein song 'mein teil' is about? that story where the guy volunteered to be eaten?
watching this again who knows how many years later and it's like new, but my like click is still here. . . . .
Did anyone else become hyper-aware of their tongue after watching this?
...very...
yes!!
Sadly....
I rather not taste myself
No, but I was hyper-aware of the pink/red color of the peppermint marshmallows in my hot chocolate.
you are what you eat...
*but I don’t remember eating a pathetic failure...*
Haha good one
I guess I’m my grandma’s ashes
@@CZcamsChannel-ek8fu r/cursedcomments
This is big M O O D. Also i didn't remember eating deppresion
i am a cow.
*m o o o o*
recommended ten years later after watching video's about humans doing good things for each other.
How nice.
ive never felt like i'd have to question myself so much more then ive ever done.
COVID-19: *Enters my body*
All the boogers I ate as a dumb 6-year-old: You messed with the wrong house fool!!
Covid : ey ey ey ey ! Big boog ! It's me Cov !
@M M how mom's got killed ? We gotta talk about it .
@@Microplasma You killed her Cov!
@@hemarawat2637 😂 good one , didn't see that coming !
@@Microplasma 😂😂😂
“You are what you eat”
I ate to much spaghetti
Now I regretti
HAHAHAHAAHAHHHA GET IT CAUSE SPAGHETTI AND REGRET MAKE REGRETTI HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY
@@rwbando9259 no
RW Bando bro wtf crack head
@@rwbando9259 do you need help?
RW Bando
This is called a failed joke, the main comment is funny though, just the reply :l
Masterpiece of a video
*"You are what u eat"
Turns into a toaster stroodle aestheticly*
"You are what you eat"
Now i'm officialy declared myself as doritos
Yeh same
😂😂
You know what I mean?
@@lindsay8320 hey
YES, I KNOW WHAY U MEAN LOL
so am i technically a cannibal because i chew dead skin off my lips
Zulfburht who doesn’t
Zulfburht Don’t forget the skin from your fingers.
I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU...
Glad to see I’m not alone on that
i think about this every time
Michael Stevens “Answering the questions were to afraid to ask since 1986”
why is the quality so good 😭
“Hey VSauce, Michael here. Eating your own booger’s is gross, BUT “
I love VSauce intros lol
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
CZcams police lol
It's so interesting that cannibalism itself is not illegal. It's what someone might do before cannibalism that would be illegal, like murder, assault or misconduct with a corpse.
Cannibalism is not illegal? Huh?
@@timmy18135 actually eating the meat isn't the crime, is what he means.
@@delicious_orange013lol6 I think the act of eating human meat could be the crime in some circumstances. If you obtain a human corpse legally - like if you're a mortician or something - and then decide to eat some of it, then the act of eating it is what constitutes "misconduct with a corpse". Of course, that would also mean you would have to eat it without cooking or preparing it in any way.
@@Kaiser-ks3yq to be honest I don't believe anything from Reddit unless it has multiple sources of irrefutable evidence. I can't imagine you'd get much meat from a foot and whatever you did get would be really tough and gristly.
@@idot3331 If I remember correctly, there are more bones in your feet and hands combined than the rest of your body, so finding that much meat for not just one but multiple tacos seems pretty implausible IMO
Im dutch and proefkonijnen was a really fun science show that I watched a lot as a kid, cool to see vsauce mention them
I like how that basically summarized all of psychology, move towards a thing (fight), move away from a thing (flight), and eat your brain (freeze)
It's insane to another level to know this was created 8 years ago. I remember coming home from school and seeing this right before a trip to the grocery store. I pictured Michael's head in all the meat packages.
💀
glorious
lmao
Horrifying but yet, relatable
bro they watching you 💀
*CIA has joined the chat*
**Everyone has left the chat**
Yes we have
FBI has joined the chat
FBI : FBI OPEN UP
@@grantgabriel6958 Humans: people open up!! FBI: *opens up*
This was 9 years ago. Unbelievable how fast the 2010s are going away from us.
It tastes like chicken, a bit of fish, a bit of beef, a slight nutty taste. Or so I’ve heard.
6:59
_heheh, i remember when i played _*_Minecraft_*_ and named a _*_Raw Beef_*_ with my name and showed it to my mom and said _*_"look mom, i am what i eat"_*
TO THE RANCH
Same with me but the raw beef is my mother
Good times..
Oh hell yes
They say you are what you eat... I don't remember eating Tracer.
I'm already genji
What about widowmaker
I'm already widowmaker
ok
I’ll be bastion
I got recommended this 9 years later
Chicken, they have roughly the same consistency and flavor
*Asking for a friend*
My friend asked for me
69 likes... nice
Creeper? Aw man. Come here
Aw it’s the plague doctor
@@creeperawman.9399 same! And then he ate me
“Judge, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man.”
he ate an innocent man
@@DccToonThank you for explaining, I didn't get the joke, I am not being sarcastic, I literally did not understand at first.
@@joshualam9746 no problem 😄
fr saul goodman
underrated comment LMFAO
I feel like adding this to my weird-to-know list.
"Your honor, if whatever you eat is technically human, according to Michael Stevens, then eating human is the same as eating a normal lunch, and your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man."
-saul goodman real
You are what you eat?
I don't remember eating an unoriginal comment.
setsunasa ni wa
*B R U H*
i dont remember eating awesomeness
But you're not the comment, you're the poster. Where is the logic in that? Oh, right, we're living on a mystic ball floating around in infinite -or possibly finite- somethingness. Never mind.
I must be a cow then.
“You are what you eat”
* turns to popcorn *
*turns to mandarine*
*Turns into grandads ashes*
Instinct That *_welp, “how to delete someone else’s comment” is now in my search history_*
Condom Arms
that is so cursed
*looks down at my arse*
Old but still high quality
The way he says "yum" gave me chills LMAO NOW I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA TRY...
*Hannibal Lecter has joined the chat*
Mommy 21 cannibal* Lecter
@Mr Dog he said *cannibal* tho. Cannibal Lecter
@Mr Dog I dont think you understand what's going on, do you?
TheOfficialGod I thought I was alone who thought of that
Hi
I love how Michael's severed head was only $1.70
*served not severed
@@robotdestroyer3111 no no, he was right
It was 2.70 but you're right I guess it's pricier to get one shaved
@@tigerboy4705 no, no, but the second guy had a point
Vsauce: is eating humans cannibalism?
Thomas Harris: Ah...We call that Hanniblism around here.
Jodie Foster: Oh you mean Hopkinism right?
"You're swallowing dead skin cells from your tongue and cheek", uhh, the dead skin on my fingers, I bite at and have sometimes(usually) ended up swallowing as well.
1:29
wait...did...DID THE CANNIBAL WAIST THE “Meat a Cannibal” PUN!?!?!?!
Facepalms
I see you didn't WASTE the WAIST pun.
Gábor Králik ah, you’ve got a keen EYE on you!
I love you guys for these puns
you made my day 💝
@@localthottie1255 I love you from head to toe, too.
As always, thanks for uploading.
MAMAs b0y wow.. what a small world "-"
good job on those animations btw!
mianite xd
As always, thanks for eating
Lol say that again today.
Vsauce is cool and all but at the same time I can’t watch his videos at night because his tone , dead sight, and spooky ambient sounds scare me half to death.
Your stomach eats it’s own lining every few days.
You are what you eat. When I was 5 I ate stones so...
I'm a Stoner
+Ross McEwen LOL that was sooooo..... lame. and no one cares.
Well clearly you did as you posted that comment instead of just keeping rolling through the comments.
Isiah Friedlander Still no one cares...
none yah bizwax You seem to care enough to keep responding
Isiah Friedlander again nobody cares.
I love how Michael can take a question that would take 30 seconds to answer and turn it into a 10+ minute long video
gotta earn dat revenue
10 minutes is key
That's his style. When tackling a question, he prefers to give long answers over shorter ones.
Supermynci9000 and also going completely off topic most of the time. Not that I'm complaining.
But still interesting
Vsauce, be my science teacher
The fact that youtube recommended this for me is remarkable
Whenever people ask “I wonder what human flesh taste like” I always enjoy nonchalantly saying “well developed veal” and watch the horror spread across their faces
U absolute legend
@@nuclearnadal8449 looks like we were reading this comment at the same time
@@Flumsycat I read it six days after you guys.
@@SooberYooberToober I read it a week after you
@@G_money333 I read it a month after you