Why Are Bad Words Bad?

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  • čas přidán 27. 11. 2013
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    Marchex Institute study: blog.marchex.com/2013/05/15/ma...
    Canada's most vulgar city: www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/01/...
    "Bad" etymology: www.etymonline.com/index.php?t...
    "Grawlixes": www.fastcodesign.com/1673017/q...
    Mort Walker - The Lexicon of Comicana: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Lexicon-C...
    First use of grawlixes: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
    Slate's Lexicon Valley: "A Brief History of Swearing": www.slate.com/articles/podcast...
    1 Kilohertz censor beep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleep_ce...
    Steven Pinker lecture: • Steven Pinker - The St...
    Swearing history: www.salon.com/2013/05/11/the_m...
    remembering taboo words: citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/...
    Swearing in the brain:
    blog.scienceinsociety.northwes...
    www.howstuffworks.com/swearing...
    no words should be banned? bigthink.com/against-the-new-t...
    Mythbusters' Swearing Test: • MythBusters - Jamie Sw...
    Coprolalia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia
    Lalochezia: medical-dictionary.thefreedict...
    7 dirty words: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_di...
    Swearing is changing:
    www.thetakeaway.org/story/3056...
    www.slate.com/articles/life/th...
    Swearing in the future: io9.com/http-0-media-cdn-foolz...
    Swearing behaviour on Twitter: www.business2community.com/inf...
    McKay Hatch - The No Cussing Club: nocussing.com/
    N.W.A. F*ck Tha Police: • Video

Komentáře • 47K

  • @leifhelland6313
    @leifhelland6313 Před 3 lety +5221

    POV: You are in prison, and your cell mate introduces himself

  • @aidanfwong
    @aidanfwong Před 3 lety +8351

    Swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    12 year old COD players: I beg to differ

    • @CrisisVFX
      @CrisisVFX Před 3 lety +445

      I fucking beg to fucking differ you fat bitch* is what you meant

    • @lindseyrubenstein6028
      @lindseyrubenstein6028 Před 3 lety +198

      RPL Crisis *insert n-word

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 Před 3 lety +91

      As a 12 year old cod player I agree

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 Před 3 lety +39

      @Kazuhir 007 I know right I'm such a rebel 😱😱😰

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 Před 3 lety +30

      @Kazuhir 007 frick omg I said it so loud

  • @lucasarturosutton9120
    @lucasarturosutton9120 Před 8 měsíci +192

    bro answering his own 3AM question's💀

  • @burnerbill7372
    @burnerbill7372 Před 6 měsíci +165

    "Schizo" is definitely on its way to being a regular insult

    • @HS-mn6jc
      @HS-mn6jc Před měsícem +30

      Yeah and it’s really unfortunate too. Obviously being schizophrenic isn’t a healthy thing at all, but straight up demonizing the existence of schizophrenic people is not helping them in the slightest. It only serves to further isolate and vilify them. It makes me so sad :(

    • @pankoty1479
      @pankoty1479 Před 19 dny +8

      so is trash and mental. This video was made 10 years ago and it's all fulfilling now lol

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 Před 19 dny +5

      @@HS-mn6jc In my opinion, it really is rude to refer to someone as simply "Schizo", as in "The schizo over there" or "That guy's a schizo."

    • @ekki1993
      @ekki1993 Před 3 dny +2

      @@the711devin4 That's the point of an insult, though.

  • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
    @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx Před 5 lety +9459

    Elementary school teacher logic:
    Shut up= a curse word

    • @definitely_vincible
      @definitely_vincible Před 5 lety +159

      Ikr

    • @jiminugotnojams4847
      @jiminugotnojams4847 Před 5 lety +805

      and dont even get me started on
      oh no
      not this word
      *S T U P I D*
      im a thug
      woah
      dont tell my mom
      shell take away my ipad

    • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
      @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx Před 5 lety +103

      Someone call Lorrie Dvorak’s mom

    • @Hooded-Tet
      @Hooded-Tet Před 5 lety +248

      Stupid= your going to hell

    • @godzilla3768
      @godzilla3768 Před 5 lety +381

      my 2nd grade teacher sent people to the office for saying "what the" for whatever reason

  • @ProPcGaming1
    @ProPcGaming1 Před 9 lety +6059

    0.7 % of the everyday spoken language are swear words ?
    That doesn't apply if you are playing GTA

    • @ProPcGaming1
      @ProPcGaming1 Před 9 lety +535

      A line from Gta 5 xD
      "Oh hell no nigga, I ain't fucking with this bitch ass bullshit"

    • @struggler8532
      @struggler8532 Před 9 lety +22

      ProPcGamer XD

    • @erikplays8259
      @erikplays8259 Před 9 lety +120

      ProPcGamer lol thats some funny ass fucking shit you silly bitch

    • @drphil8281
      @drphil8281 Před 9 lety +179

      Or CoD multiplayer.

    • @UmbreonInvaderz
      @UmbreonInvaderz Před 9 lety +7

      XD so true

  • @bunkayke2554
    @bunkayke2554 Před 5 měsíci +230

    I learned english as a teen on the internet, and to me curse words have no weight, I curse all the time, it's what I learned from let's plays lol. As opposed to my native language, when I hear a curse word in Spanish I feel a physical reaction, it feels so much more intense, like it has more weight and aggression, since I learned them as a child and I was told not to use them.

    • @gamingeo_01
      @gamingeo_01 Před 5 měsíci +4

      May I present to you the minivan known as
      Laputa

    • @leroyhotdogzanzibar.
      @leroyhotdogzanzibar. Před 4 měsíci +2

      That is simply from the language difference, and how they are used in sentences, and when they are used.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink Před 4 měsíci

      English is kind of like a native language for me and curse words have no weight to me lol. I use them sm on the Internet to emphasize stuff. It's only irl I don't fucking use them coz many ppl around me wouldn't like that.

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@pythondrink that's their problem. Swear words are 100% made up arbitrary nonsense. Fuck should not be worse than sex. Shit should not be worse than poop. And asshole should not be worse than jerk. They mean the same thing.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@ashupashu5559 I 100% agree. These words are offensive bcoz we decided they are. But are they actually causing any harm? Nah

  • @Eatingchocolateeeee
    @Eatingchocolateeeee Před 7 měsíci +705

    9 years ago and he is talking about Ohio before it was a trend, what a legend

  • @ashelshot6001
    @ashelshot6001 Před 7 lety +4127

    WHY IS HE CALLING ME VSAUCE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 Před 7 lety +118

      He's Vsauce

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion Před 7 lety +477

      +Heath Mitchell At the beginning of every single one of his videos, he says "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here." He's literally greeting us as "Vsauce."

    • @mostafaabdelmalik8434
      @mostafaabdelmalik8434 Před 7 lety +77

      he means vsauce fans probably

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 Před 7 lety +26

      hahahahahahahaha! I get it!

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 Před 7 lety +40

      Richard Marksman way to play along friend

  • @tycron2375
    @tycron2375 Před 5 lety +36009

    Bad words are also bad because youtube will demonitize you

    • @lightningkid8825
      @lightningkid8825 Před 5 lety +193

      Raining Subliminals it was a joke

    • @blactrov1568
      @blactrov1568 Před 5 lety +114

      @@oofuwu2666 r/woooosh

    • @lolkid6867
      @lolkid6867 Před 5 lety +111

      @@lightningkid8825 he knew, he was probably referring to the video.

    • @wspann1967
      @wspann1967 Před 5 lety +11

      I changed my fucking name How about now kid r/whoosh

    • @marsx3695
      @marsx3695 Před 5 lety +32

      @@wspann1967 woosh

  • @PronunciationPam-ho3bu
    @PronunciationPam-ho3bu Před 7 měsíci +16

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    The crow i taught to curse:

  • @perkaholic6774
    @perkaholic6774 Před 6 měsíci +85

    How was camera quality this good 10 years ago

  • @Quandale_gravaton
    @Quandale_gravaton Před 3 lety +5078

    Imagine stubbing ur toe and yelling "DEPRESSED"

    • @nikel1040
      @nikel1040 Před 3 lety +164

      This comment is criminally underrated 🤣

    • @ovn_tamil
      @ovn_tamil Před 3 lety +24

      Lol

    • @tora6673
      @tora6673 Před 3 lety +236

      yeah, because the toe didn't get pressed enough.

    • @sussysusan4436
      @sussysusan4436 Před 3 lety +15

      @@tora6673 hahahaha lol

    • @AEXU_
      @AEXU_ Před 3 lety +38

      No because im not gonna yell what i am, am i?

  • @teddy7799wastaken
    @teddy7799wastaken Před 8 lety +30212

    michael, are you in ... prison?

    • @Zyronox
      @Zyronox Před 8 lety +455

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite thats what i was thinking

    • @trinacachero5620
      @trinacachero5620 Před 8 lety +202

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite yeah

    • @musa4539
      @musa4539 Před 8 lety +701

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite he is. he was caught yelling "fuck tha police" in the middle of the street

    • @lolmaster438
      @lolmaster438 Před 8 lety +70

      surely not

    • @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369
      @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369 Před 8 lety +64

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite I agree

  • @Kneecaptain
    @Kneecaptain Před 8 měsíci +8

    “swear words makes up 0.7 of our vocab”
    my friends and all my classes:

  • @thequan9380
    @thequan9380 Před 6 měsíci +47

    His videos are truly timeless

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 Před 4 lety +14254

    Imagine Vsauce getting demonatized for saying "Bad"

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars Před 10 lety +23358

    It took me 4 minutes to notice: Why are you in a prison?

  • @Nodity
    @Nodity Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love how Mass is among the least likely to use bad words on a call but also among the least likely to use please and thank you.

  • @Da_boys2k
    @Da_boys2k Před měsícem +10

    Bro guessed the Ohio meme

  • @HaLucha0
    @HaLucha0 Před 3 lety +4031

    When I was a kid, 'stupid' was a swear word to my mom

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade Před 4 lety +6065

    “Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self Před 7 měsíci +6

    "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! This is the most secure prison in the world, *or is it?"*

  • @richardle7182
    @richardle7182 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Vsauce:swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabular
    Call Of Duty:you didn’t have to cut me off

  • @idrankthemilk9870
    @idrankthemilk9870 Před 4 lety +2650

    “Badder words “
    I think my English teacher just had a heart attack .

    • @pinkfloydmeddle6692
      @pinkfloydmeddle6692 Před 4 lety +41

      She did! Because she saw me.

    • @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683
      @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 Před 4 lety +15

      Worse*

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 Před 4 lety +65

      ChOKe r/wooosh

    • @fabio-nc9gx
      @fabio-nc9gx Před 4 lety +13

      ??'badder/est' 'gooder/est' etc are used to accentuate that there is something 'less good/bad', especially on the web, it's not a big deal

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 Před 4 lety +24

      no. I know , but he said “ badder “ words instead of worse words and I made a joke of how my English teacher had a heart attack when she saw that he used badder and not worse .

  • @NoName-zf9kf
    @NoName-zf9kf Před 5 lety +4609

    imagine saying "oh defecate I forgot my homework"

  • @TinkleTyson12
    @TinkleTyson12 Před 6 měsíci +9

    why is this man answering all life’s questions

  • @No_Name-_--
    @No_Name-_-- Před 7 měsíci +14

    Him: "Why are bad words bad"
    My Brain: Cause they are bad words 🗣️🔥🔥🗿

  • @Dorakos
    @Dorakos Před 7 lety +4183

    Again, why he is filming it from a prison cell?

  • @royaletoxicity-3005
    @royaletoxicity-3005 Před 3 lety +3515

    But who tf looked at the middle finger and said," Damn...That shit offensive"

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 Před 3 lety +69

      @@noeschaeffer2167 Oh thanks for educating me

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 Před 3 lety +61

      @Questa Semplice Animazione thank you for educating me

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 Před 3 lety +6

      @@noeschaeffer2167 lol that’s not even true.

    • @noeschaeffer2167
      @noeschaeffer2167 Před 3 lety +13

      @Astro Journey what are you basing that accusation on? Can you show me the source proving me wrong?
      I don’t mean to be mean I am lowkey interested in whether it’s true that it’s not true

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 Před 3 lety +26

      @@noeschaeffer2167 literally just look up the origins of the middle finger. The whole picking your nose thing was a myth and it doesn’t even really make sense

  • @user-ik1rd1ys1u
    @user-ik1rd1ys1u Před 8 měsíci +29

    I used this video for my essay. It turned out about 5000 characters. I am very grateful to Michael, his videos are very interesting and useful.

  • @therealwisemysticaltree
    @therealwisemysticaltree Před 6 měsíci +4

    Human: emits sound*
    Other human: big sad

    • @jackdeavers1198
      @jackdeavers1198 Před 4 dny

      Third human: (looking at the first human) you cannot say that anymore.

    • @therealwisemysticaltree
      @therealwisemysticaltree Před 3 dny

      @@jackdeavers1198 human apollogizes to everyone on the big rock the next day

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 Před 4 lety +29076

    "Even the word bad, can be a bad word."
    CZcams: _write that down_ *_write that down_*

  • @airgi100
    @airgi100 Před 4 lety +5488

    CZcams: "You can't make an educational video and be demonetized"
    V-sauce: "Observe"

    • @kanevenkat8588
      @kanevenkat8588 Před 4 lety +64

      Zeo, you know what’s scary, the fact that the words he said that will be used more often 2 of them are being used more and more frequently, depressed and metal and words to describe a person who is unstable, therefore making them “swear words”.

    • @SD-fj4ju
      @SD-fj4ju Před 4 lety +10

      Challenge accepted

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci Před 4 lety +20

      Have u ever seen Cody's lab, he makes educational vidios in cemestry and most of his vids get demonetized

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci Před 4 lety +3

      Sry im not that good at English

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci Před 4 lety +4

      @TheWeirdSide Of thE internet but thank u

  • @strikeshot6948
    @strikeshot6948 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Don't say bad words! It got Michael in prison 😢

  • @MiketheDodgeguy
    @MiketheDodgeguy Před 7 měsíci +1

    I just started watching these videos again, I didn't realize how long it's been since these videos were posted, time flies by!

  • @isaacmeowton
    @isaacmeowton Před 3 lety +3152

    "historically bad words came from things we were afraid of"
    *a s s*

    • @natapatamepatata
      @natapatamepatata Před 2 lety +118

      Shit?
      Hm i guess that makes sense

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 Před 2 lety +125

      @@natapatamepatata Well, let me ask you this, the word 'ass' refers to the bottom of the human body but, let me ask you this, where does the 'shit' come from? Now, you might answer the 'ass' but we must first ask, what is the 'ass'? Well, the 'ass refers to the bottom of the human body but, let...

    • @elsuertes1748
      @elsuertes1748 Před 2 lety +14

      im the 69 like this epic

    • @metalgames2532
      @metalgames2532 Před 2 lety +6

      In Africa ass is a good word

    • @bluehoodieguy7568
      @bluehoodieguy7568 Před 2 lety +13

      F*ck 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 Před 4 lety +2805

    depressed sure hasnt become a swear word, now its more of a bragging tool.

  • @heyblisters
    @heyblisters Před 4 měsíci +6

    this will forever be my favorite youtube channel ever

  • @astroguy5299
    @astroguy5299 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This guy hasn't aged a day

  • @dalejwosk777
    @dalejwosk777 Před 4 lety +2209

    Bad Words: *exists
    Toxic Kids:
    *"It's free real estate"*

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 Před 4 lety +28

      I never swear from 1 year ago but now I often swear, I dont like swearing though. I'll try to lower it

    • @sun.fl0
      @sun.fl0 Před 4 lety +9

      nauka YOU JUST UNRAVELED UR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET--
      (This is a joke)

    • @EarthySmerky
      @EarthySmerky Před 4 lety +6

      DraGoLinkz lmao so true especially in Fortnite

    • @dalejwosk777
      @dalejwosk777 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm swearing since 1st grade lmao

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 Před 4 lety +1

      I memorized the 100 digits of pi in 4 days yay

  • @juicy1598
    @juicy1598 Před 8 lety +3062

    Anyone else on a Vsauce watching spree?

  • @Harumy0810
    @Harumy0810 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Those "bad" words prediction were on point

  • @EstebanNieves-gt6up
    @EstebanNieves-gt6up Před 9 dny +2

    Michael: Swear words make up 0.7% of our vocabulary.
    COD players: That is only marginably right if we dont include slurs

  • @craterlock3678
    @craterlock3678 Před 3 lety +5936

    Fun fact:
    In Russia there's a saying that translates to:
    "A speech/talk without swearing is an essay."

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 Před 3 lety +193

      Blyat.

    • @constantineravenna86
      @constantineravenna86 Před 3 lety +22

      lol

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp Před 3 lety +107

      Щуку я, щуку я, щуку я поймала.
      Девица красная, уху я варила.
      Уху я, уху я, уху я варила.
      Shuku ya, shuku ya, shuku ya poymala
      Devisha krasnaya, uhu ya varila
      Uhu ya, uhu ya varila

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 Před 3 lety +18

      @@new-gacha-riddles-jp ??

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp Před 3 lety +84

      @@nursmalik6024
      It translates to: I cooked fish stew
      Misheard as: Cooked near the dick or Ooh, I cooked a dick.

  • @raghudurina2354
    @raghudurina2354 Před 5 lety +1503

    bad words make up 99.99999999 percent of an irish mans vocabulary

  • @F4RSGaMes
    @F4RSGaMes Před 5 měsíci +2

    God damn, 10 years have passed and I see NOTHING DIFFERENT on his vids other than the quality. Music and Soundtracks, Character, Style and Humor. Now that's what I call consistency.

  • @axolotl522
    @axolotl522 Před 15 dny +4

    it’s 2024 and i can confirm that i use mental as in insult/ curse as michael predicted 😭

  • @Comeck42
    @Comeck42 Před 4 lety +2528

    Age is now the new swear word
    “Boomer”

  • @gavinoh7132
    @gavinoh7132 Před 4 lety +480

    Gordon Ramsay: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @Shadowbonyt
    @Shadowbonyt Před 6 měsíci +6

    Nine years later and cod lobbies still haven’t learned from this😂

  • @CJI037
    @CJI037 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You just know Michael had fun making this video.

  • @justaperson8381
    @justaperson8381 Před 3 lety +790

    For all you wondering, he's in prison for saying bad words.

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp Před 3 lety +8

      He bacc
      Probably because he needed to shave and regrow his beard

    • @amartyaasengupta8187
      @amartyaasengupta8187 Před 3 lety +2

      @@3vorp this video was in 2013 ffs

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 Před 3 lety +3

      @@amartyaasengupta8187 gta 5 came out in 2013 one of the most vulgar games huh weird

    • @skellix_
      @skellix_ Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @beckettberry7698
      @beckettberry7698 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 Před 3 lety +6025

    I was hoping the intro would be something like, “What’s up b****! Michael here!”

  • @theweirdman1490
    @theweirdman1490 Před 4 měsíci +4

    You know how old your camera is 10 years to 2024 💀

  • @izysly6924
    @izysly6924 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Prison is just a place we go in our mind.

  • @fede9702
    @fede9702 Před 3 lety +3144

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    6th graders: *chuckles*

    • @mushroommadness784
      @mushroommadness784 Před 2 lety +28

      LMAO

    • @LegoCityFilms
      @LegoCityFilms Před 2 lety +153

      7th and 8th graders you mean, 6th graders weren't that bad but as a 7th grader I can 100% confirm that 25% of my language are curses

    • @pancakeoverlord1
      @pancakeoverlord1 Před 2 lety +57

      As someone who has been in 6th grade I can confirm this information
      I didn’t swear tho I just know people who did

    • @pantsandfriends8786
      @pantsandfriends8786 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na Před 2 lety +5

      @@LegoCityFilms same..

  • @abelcastillogomez5349
    @abelcastillogomez5349 Před rokem +11389

    The Ohio memes finally make sense

  • @AGCTHEINFAMOUS
    @AGCTHEINFAMOUS Před 4 měsíci +1

    I watched this when I was seven, six years ago. It's great to come back to this guy's channel after so long.

  • @Micno1234
    @Micno1234 Před 26 dny +14

    Pov your in jungle and hear this "hey vsause micael here im going to hunt you down"

    • @0638
      @0638 Před 21 dnem

      verified

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j Před 15 dny

      Hey Mike VS here, will you survive longer than the last one?

  • @z.agaming2765
    @z.agaming2765 Před 3 lety +2400

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    Gordon Ramsay: don't underestimate my power

    • @bruh4696
      @bruh4696 Před 3 lety +83

      Tommyinnit: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 3 lety +41

      Those results are inaccurate, gordon ramsay makes up 95% of that

    • @roderickmesa9478
      @roderickmesa9478 Před 3 lety +10

      Pewds: to hold your defecation motu patlu wtf supposed to mean

    • @rodion9566
      @rodion9566 Před 3 lety +3

      donkey

    • @z.agaming2765
      @z.agaming2765 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rodion9566 donut

  • @shakewell42
    @shakewell42 Před 3 lety +2786

    The words are just going through a phase, they'll calm down soon.

  • @magmaspeedcubes
    @magmaspeedcubes Před 4 měsíci +2

    Vsauce: In the future, depressed would become a bad word
    School: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone else

  • @FogStudioGames
    @FogStudioGames Před 7 měsíci +5

    Only in Ohio?

  • @tristanjohns5288
    @tristanjohns5288 Před 7 lety +4757

    Grawlix sounds like it could be a pokemon.

    • @izmeghostly2036
      @izmeghostly2036 Před 7 lety +137

      I am offended

    • @alfiemcsloytoo3465
      @alfiemcsloytoo3465 Před 7 lety +276

      Yeah, if Growlithe and Onix had babies xD

    • @smac919
      @smac919 Před 7 lety +142

      a fire type Onyx would be fucking badass lol

    • @SenseiWu1
      @SenseiWu1 Před 7 lety +328

      Grawlix used "FUCK YOU BITCH"
      It's super effective, enemy is suicidal!

    • @isaacbinder
      @isaacbinder Před 7 lety +36

      That could replace Arcanine

  • @shammelhagosojos71
    @shammelhagosojos71 Před 4 lety +2132

    "Why are bad words bad?"
    me, an intellectual: because they're not nIcE

  • @Mr.Vossis
    @Mr.Vossis Před 7 měsíci +1

    Finally an answer to the question I’ve had recently

  • @GroundFrogisafrogontheground
    @GroundFrogisafrogontheground Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ironic that "Bad" can be considered bad lol

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Před 3 lety +1864

    0.7% of daily speaking is constituted of bad words.
    Australians: **Laughing profusely**

  • @rileym1862
    @rileym1862 Před 6 lety +664

    Why are *bad* words *bad*
    CZcams: *demonetised*

    • @blackcat6309
      @blackcat6309 Před 6 lety +28

      Riley M i hope one day demonetised also becomes a bad word😂
      P.S. CZcams would have to censor itself!!!

    • @edgarboi442
      @edgarboi442 Před 6 lety +26

      *steps on lego barefoot*
      DEMONETIZED!!!

    • @killuman637
      @killuman637 Před 6 lety +2

      Riley M you edited it and you still spelled demonetized wrong

    • @levicusx
      @levicusx Před 6 lety +2

      Chill out Mr(s) Proud-To-Spell-With-Zs-Instead-Of-Ss, demonetised is ONE correct spelling - the UKE spelling.

    • @Jwrry1
      @Jwrry1 Před 6 lety

      You too Riley M

  • @gradyislame
    @gradyislame Před 21 dnem +2

    I live in Washington, and I dis-confirm this video as everyday I hear 1,000s of swears, me included.

  • @LeeDrumsVortexMath
    @LeeDrumsVortexMath Před 7 měsíci

    Aye, another epic video! Thanks man

  • @nessfinesse3195
    @nessfinesse3195 Před 3 lety +2052

    "0.7% of the daily vocabulary"
    10 year olds on Xbox Live:
    "You underestimate my power!"

    • @myagamingkat
      @myagamingkat Před 3 lety +12

      hahhahahahahHAhahahhahahHhshahhHHAHAHJGHULIEJKRFNERFJKHERBFEJRKBHERHJGB I PLAY ONLINE PS
      3....

    • @rockthrower1847
      @rockthrower1847 Před 3 lety +3

      Mya Gaming Kat what

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 Před 3 lety +20

      You $^^$ underestimate my $&&$#&& power you little #&& &#& *$*&##% #&&$

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 Před 3 lety +4

      Copied

    • @nessfinesse3195
      @nessfinesse3195 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jodofly1158 actually I thought of this right when Michael said it in the video, I did see there was a *similar* joke but I still decided to post mine, have a good day sir.

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 Před 8 lety +4301

    What's he doing in a prison cell?

    • @jackcarver5488
      @jackcarver5488 Před 8 lety +789

      +Max Power He got caught swearing at Saudi Arabian airport security, which then gave him inspiration to make this video. While in prison.

    • @lanauta2330
      @lanauta2330 Před 8 lety +72

      +Jack Sparrow WHAT

    • @lanauta2330
      @lanauta2330 Před 8 lety +74

      In Saudi Arabia Its Forbidden To Swear In The Country?!

    • @hazemkhaled6411
      @hazemkhaled6411 Před 8 lety +38

      +•• Louisianna •• no he is just dumb

    • @thecensoriouscritic9358
      @thecensoriouscritic9358 Před 8 lety +93

      +Hazem Khaled Omg a profile picture twin!

  • @ReddShinii_71
    @ReddShinii_71 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Finally my prayers have been answered

  • @krishnatripathi9576
    @krishnatripathi9576 Před 3 měsíci +4

    More like 70% now.

  • @ClepticTheIdiot
    @ClepticTheIdiot Před 3 lety +6046

    Imagine Vsauce is your dad and you ask why bad words are bad and then he just says everything from this video

  • @disco_oofer
    @disco_oofer Před 2 lety +16546

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    Gordon Ramsey: those are rookie numbers

  • @SomeBavarianGuy.mp4
    @SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Legalize bad words

  • @gouthamkrishna2879
    @gouthamkrishna2879 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This aged like fine wine. A reddit user was banned recently for the use of the word "female" in his title.

  • @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48
    @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48 Před 3 lety +2950

    Me: *Stubs my toe*
    Also me: “Ahhhhh DEFECATEEE!!!!!!”

  • @marcysoucy9522
    @marcysoucy9522 Před 5 lety +877

    He in jail cause he swore on my server.

    • @musi2691
      @musi2691 Před 5 lety +11

      Ure Christian mine craft server

    • @MsMexicandude
      @MsMexicandude Před 5 lety +8

      No hecks no fricks no double decker dicks

    • @ToniToni879_
      @ToniToni879_ Před 5 lety +1

      @@MsMexicandude **AUTO-BAN**

    • @joecandice8298
      @joecandice8298 Před 5 lety +1

      No he swore on my server

    • @e_4210
      @e_4210 Před 5 lety +1

      You're Christian Minecraft server?

  • @user-zp6mi5nv8c
    @user-zp6mi5nv8c Před měsícem

    I love the the detail on the please and thank you chart they had Mr. Flanders as the polite states and homer as the rude states

  • @izzysmit8064
    @izzysmit8064 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is by far the best video I've found regarding the education of swearing with practical applications. Personally, I love swearing with intention or when injury occurs. Now that I have babies, I was concerned about the implications of my own swear use and noticed most videos educate while simultaneously shaming those who choose differently from them. They claim with such conviction that if you swear it's primarily because you are unintelligent or other derogatory labels which I find more offensive than swearing in and of itself.

  • @Thenamesjamo
    @Thenamesjamo Před 3 lety +789

    Me explaining to my mom why I cursed when I stubbed my toe:

  • @Redd2D
    @Redd2D Před 7 lety +754

    I'll say a REAL bad word:
    Terrible.

  • @jakeOtheBo
    @jakeOtheBo Před 2 měsíci

    This is the first Vsauce video i watched.
    And it was already 10 years old.

  • @AwarSurrect
    @AwarSurrect Před 7 měsíci +1

    U know what, would love to hear backstory of 1 kz beep.

    • @Jovian_Man
      @Jovian_Man Před 7 měsíci

      Television.

    • @AwarSurrect
      @AwarSurrect Před 7 měsíci

      @@Jovian_Man you think that there is specific reason why they chose this frequency? Or it doesnt have any real meaning?

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. Před 4 lety +1194

    No one:
    Kindergarteners:
    “Oooooooh you said a bad word”
    “Oooooh I’m telling the teacher you said bad”

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 Před 4 lety +45

      Abraham Jin
      You said it too, am telling

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. Před 4 lety +27

      He Is Weird n-no I promise I’ll give you food tomorrow during break

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 Před 4 lety +16

      Abraham Jin
      What food?

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. Před 4 lety +20

      He Is Weird uhhh uhhhh how bout some uhhhhhh lunchables

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 Před 4 lety +18

      Abraham Jin
      Seems legit, deal

  • @awesomeanbar9402
    @awesomeanbar9402 Před 4 lety +641

    Imagine stepping on legos and saying "Ah dung, I stepped on legos, it hurts, ah defecation"

    • @js5686
      @js5686 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh poop i stepped on a lego

    • @34466e
      @34466e Před 4 lety +36

      I stepped on this having sex with lego

    • @towelofmadness3078
      @towelofmadness3078 Před 4 lety +1

      Tsuki um WHAT

    • @katdog4403
      @katdog4403 Před 4 lety +12

      @@towelofmadness3078 he meant "fucking" Lego

    • @mehday8216
      @mehday8216 Před 4 lety +1

      I say "Oh my G0Z"
      Get it? G0Z?
      G0Z is a roblox myth ;-;
      I'm a fam of G0Z and *f l a m i n g o*

  • @Iquitlmfao
    @Iquitlmfao Před 7 měsíci +3

    Vsauce is the most out of context.
    Funny.
    Not human but human.
    And informational man in this universe

  • @thecubedexterity
    @thecubedexterity Před 2 měsíci +1

    Man answered all of the kids questions

  • @user-gv6ow7ic8w
    @user-gv6ow7ic8w Před 3 lety +11112

    he would lowkey be the best lawyer

  • @crax7879
    @crax7879 Před 3 lety +9172

    "Swear words often came from things we were afraid of"
    Me: *looks at my shit and screams in terror*

    • @Aaron-kk4xy
      @Aaron-kk4xy Před 3 lety +632

      does that mean pornography is a type of horror film?

    • @crax7879
      @crax7879 Před 3 lety +680

      @@Aaron-kk4xy it isn't.
      Or is it?
      *Vsauce music plays*

    • @Thot-Slayer-420
      @Thot-Slayer-420 Před 3 lety +137

      @@Aaron-kk4xy in the 70’s version of The Wickerman, (a horror film rated 18 for the time) the sex isn’t shown (only heard from another room) but the couple isn’t married.

    • @takedariskk
      @takedariskk Před 3 lety +24

      LMAO

    • @NinjaXavier2
      @NinjaXavier2 Před 3 lety +9

      @Mr. Pokhrel vsauce music plays

  • @luantrinh9310
    @luantrinh9310 Před 7 měsíci +1

    when u call customer services u will hear this " to ensure quality service your call may be monitored or recorded"they are not kidding
    -Michael in prison

  • @tristinstotts2113
    @tristinstotts2113 Před 2 měsíci

    I love in his videos when he gets to the main point that nice jazzy music starts to play in the background lol

  • @dylangarrido5113
    @dylangarrido5113 Před 4 lety +1148

    0:00
    when you’re trying to sleep but your brother keeps bothering you in the middle of the night

  • @not_that_anna
    @not_that_anna Před 3 lety +1609

    Bad words in tha future: Simp

  • @junliangjin1255
    @junliangjin1255 Před 7 měsíci +3

    "Ohio" 💀

  • @CMH1213
    @CMH1213 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Michael said swears and got sent to prison