Which Mario Game is the Worst Mario Game? - Mario’s Time Machine
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- čas přidán 5. 02. 2020
- There are many obscure and really weird official Mario games out there. Games like Mario’s fundamentals , Hotel Mario, the virtual boy games, or that one time they abused the mario brand to teach kids typing. All of those games are super weird, and, to be honest most of them are among the worst games nintendo ever released. But all those obscure Mario games also kind of raise a question. Which of these really bad Mario Games is actually the worst one?
So I sat down and started to investigate this question, I played dozens over dozens of hours of really weird Mario games, all in the hopes to find out which game featuring Mario is the worst one ever released. And I pretty quickly came to a realization. There is way too much going on in these games to cover all of them in a single video. So instead of answering the eternal question which Mario game is the absolute worst one, in a single video, we are going to do this in a small mini series, where we take a closer look at some of nintendo’s weirdest moments, starting today, with the fascinating game, Mario’s Time Machine.
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What if the Notes Sheet was actually Bowser's adoptive son, Ludwig's first composition, and being so proud of his son, hung it up on the Fridge only for Mario to mistake it, and give it to some random guy with the same name?
But Bowser adopted koopalings at super Mario bros 3!
@@TheFinnish1 This was SNES, so after SMB3. Even the NES port had Yoshi, so it had to be after SMW.
Ludwig Von Beethoven ripped off Ludwig Von Koopa, confirmed
@GAMEBomb123 read the word "adoptive".
@GAMEBomb123 if that's true, and it is also true that the koopalings are Bowser's adoptive children, then there is only one possible answer: incest
Great, now you've done it. Someone is going to recreate these levels in Mario Maker now.
@Super Duper Ultra Channel Lunar Magic for the rescue. The most awful romhack challenge has started.
I wanna make pain, not that I care enough
Someone better not do it with typing
lol
Just my thought xD
the egg minigame probably is a catch minigame where you have to take the eggs to the hole, if you get hit by a rocket it probably destroys all eggs currently holding in marios arms. If you clicked enough eggs into the hole yoshi's comes and you win.
Without animations though, I have to play it a little bit to understand if this is the game.
Yah I was thinking that. since if you look it seems he collects the egg RIGHT before clicking on the nest, so one 'hit him' then yoshi appeared.. so gotta collect said falling eggs for the nest.
was about to comment that xd
@GAMER GUY360 could you please stop recommending your video
@GAMER GUY360 damn
3 Spoons O' Sugar gotta love a self promotion
5:26 "His first second concert ?"
You're a genius
His first second third concert
His first second third fourth concert
His first second third fourth fifth sixth concert
His first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh concert
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5:15 "I could've sworn [Beethoven] gave metal concerts."
Ah, so you've seen Bill & Ted, too.
His first second concert?
His first Socratic Concert!
His first reflecting concern
No, he gave alkaline concerts
*_COME HERE, FISHY, FISHY!_*
HEEEEEERE FISHY FISHY
This is my sleep paralysis demon
This needs to become a meme!
Nightmare fuel
Nigel TFK but smg4 is awesome!
Is it possible to beat Mario's Time Machine without being disappointed?
Yes. All you have to do is start with sufficiently low expectations. This is far easier said then done, but once you have done so, the rest should be fairly simple.
@@delta3244 I find it easier to pull off if you start with high enough expectations to cause an overflow.
@@cincoutmagus5508 That is a very good idea.
Do it dante
No
0:14 What's actually funny is that it wasn't just "that one time they used the Mario brand to teach typing." They, in fact, did it twice. I know because I learned a lot of my typing from 'Mario Teaches Typing 2' XD
Next episode, recreating Mario's Time Machine in Mario Maker.
It's surprisingly simple.
kilmindaro3 that’s a great idea! (At least if he added instructions and made it fun)
Willingly going through games like Mario is Missing is actually surprisingly suffering
Hi again
[insert obligatory "omg it's christopher moon" comment here]
omg it's christopher moon 😱 xD
where's the pun
But if you're earning money by doing so, then you''re actually just working.
When you remember Ceave is a german native speaker and his song performance is pronounced correctly
@@Pr0t4t0 what would have beeb the mistake?
11:48 You have to catch the egg and then click on the thing, no idea how many times.
4:29 Beethoven's 9th Symphony is written in D Minor, and the key signature on the paper isn't D Minor. Checkmate
Mario made a mistake and thought the paper was beethovens when it clearly belonged to the koopaling Ludwig.
Don't think the notes are in the right place either. 0/10.
Omg you are right
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw that cracked me up 🤣🤣 made my day
Ceave: *sings*
Me: "is this on Spotify?"
Franx ITA do you mean *S P O O F Y*
@@keystone5750 no
Ceave should upload more of his singing. He also sings in his latest Q&A video.
"Mario obviously likes Yoshi."
The hundreds of times Mario has ditched him: *Am I a joke to you?*
Mario didn't ditch him the Player did...
You forced Mario to kill His friend You sick Frick
how could you.
@JESUS LOPO MOLINA yeah, there's no part of the Mario series where Mario kills Yoshi to survive.
Ceave: *shows Hotel Mario cutscene*
Everyone: Huzzah! A man of quality!
Huzzah! A man of quality!
Levelhead, that game you covered a while back, is going to be releasing soon. Do you think you can do another video on it when that happens?
Considering the amount of support this has drawn, you may want to create a lot more than one.
You make really great levels! I have played lots of them.
I hope he does. I've been playing a ton of it
I'd love to see what he thinks of the changes!
@@Skyludio aww, thank you! I didn't know I had a fan!
@MarioMan it's already early access on Steam. It'll release for XBox and Switch when it releases.
His first SECOND concert?!
Ceave you‘re killing me XD
I'm just sad he didn't pick "good"
his first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first second first first first first first first first 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@@boot-cs3sn oh god. 😅
2:18 Getting a little *too* used to saying "Mario Maker", huh?
?
Oh it’s at the wrong time
Ceave: ik where Beethoven lived and when he was born.
Also ceave: first second concert?
It gets better when you know that Ceave is Austrian.
7:30 Oh no hes holding a thermal detonator
7:50 why does this town pixel art look so nostalgic?
They look like low budget illegal browser game ads
They got the date of the Declaration of Independence's signing wrong?! Now that's just embarrassing.
Edit: I just checked and, to add insult to injury, Software Toolworks is an American company. How could an educational game get history THIS wrong?!
Oh fuck
they even got the year of the SNES version release wrong in the dos version lol
Can we get a switch port of the NES version? If the physics were improved and you could take damage, it would actually be pretty good.
Hearing the name “Ludwig van Beethoven” uttered by someone who actually speaks German is one of the most satisfying sounds a music nerd can hear. 😍
Heather Merhout but he’s Austrian
@@Pr0t4t0 I believe Austrians speak german
@@CaptainBeam As a german, I disagree 😁
@@EVPointMaster As a German, you should know, that they do.
It was a joke 🙄
"This bird that drops eggs-"
Ceave that's a Pterosaur. They are lizards, not birds.
They're the ancestors to birds
@@jordanmynes2638 *ancestors* not birds
Loved the "LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN" In German part and how you said it
"I swear he used to do metal concerts"
"How do we time travel? By committing suicide"
_Kingdom Hearts theme fades in_
11:46 It's probably going to work so that when you collect enough eggs, you'll be able to summon Yoshi and the projectiles take you eggs. The problem with this minigame is that there is no shown how many eggs you have, how many are missing, and there is no manual
Drymear GD realy well explained comment
@@Nat1CreativityCheck Thank you!
Ceave pointing out all of the factual errors in the game is one of the biggest brain moves I've ever seen
@@picotrains8064 Hamborger
@@meriotroid Hamborger
@@Snaps12345 Hamborger
@@curatedmemes9406 Hamborger
You can't blame the lack of instructions since this was released during a time when reading the instruction booklet was expected and taken for granted. As for the lack of challenge, that's the whole point of educational games.
For the minigame, it seems that mario has to take the eggs in what he carries, and the bullets stop him so he can't take eggs, I think that if you have enough eggs, Yoshi appears and you can exit the minigame, just suppositions of course.
Wait omfg I remember the surfing mini game from when I was a wee kid. This was real? It wasn’t a fever dream?
Ceave: “.. into the Timulator. Once entered successfully ...”
Me: “What on earth is a Timulator?”
I had the SNES version as a kid. Ceave's initial reactions mirrored mine every time I tried to play it. I never figured out what to do, and the only screens I ever saw were the artifact room, time machine, and surfing game.
13:13 ah yes, the evil turkey dance
Ceave somehow could make even Mario's time machine interesting!!
“Collect ten mushrooms and commit suicide”
-Ceave 2020
@@kwisowofer9872 *it's in automatic steps if you are in a forest*
Me, about to google for a speedrun of this game:
Ceave, in that exact moment: It's so unbelievably slow, that I doubt anyone would ever do a speedrun of this ... Yeah nevermind.
I think we need Ceave Gaming's Time machine because of how much more accurate his info is.
"His first, second concert?" - I died.
Well, you got me. I grew up playing the SNES version and knew about the DOS version, but I had never heard of the NES version!
It absolutely blew my mind that Mario's time machine came out after Mario is missing. It was like finding out that Mario sunshine came out after Mario Galaxy.
Mario is missing! Had that Weegee meme back then
10:14 i laughed so hard when i hear that, because i'm german and it sounds so weird xD
How does this Sound weird?
Same here xd
@@bjp4869 just zero passion to an emotional piece of music XD
This video was a lot of fun! I'm looking forward to the others in this series. I'm so curious about the other obscure Mario games!
Ceave, you have a legit talent for making game reviewing videos. I love the unique sense of humor and style of explaining things you've shown through years of Mario Maker tutorials, and seeing you apply that to game reviews is a treat.
Like, I was legit dying at your deadpan reaction to "Ben Franklin invented cobblestone roads." Incredible.
0:51 wait, Mario has *WEEGEE’S* face
It's Malleo.
So Mario Odessey wasn’t the first time Mario interacted with actual human beings 🤔
I still remember getting excited to rent Mario’s Time Machine, to pop it on, brute force through that weird fill in the blanks thing only to realize that was the entire game.
I will forever have a vendetta against this game
I am now super looking forward to this series. I never knew I needed this, and yet now I do.
What I'd Love is if each episode ends with a list of the ones you've gone through, in order of quality. Since if you do more than 5 (or 6 if anything gets a 0) we'll get overlap.
This man loves Mario significantly more than Peach does...
1:30 oh it's from there that came this sound from smg4 ! Cool ^^
I'm shocked Mario was given that voice even before Mario 64. I was sure that was the first time he ever spoke in a video game!
Smg4?
@@Pedro_eqw Super Mario Gun 4
@@Pedro_eqw this guy czcams.com/users/supermarioglitchy4
If you click in the dinosaur egg in the specific frame in that strange minigame, and then wait 20 hours, you get a secret mission where Mario go back in time and prevents this game from ever being made.
I think in the dino minigame you have to collect as many eggs as you can and then when you got enough, you click on the hole. If you get hit by the rocket you will lose all of your eggs and you have to start again. That's what I think.
COME HERE FISHY FISHY!
Fishing: 100
XD
10:43 - They should use that font in the upper right hand corner somewhere on Twitch ^^
Some of these obscure Mario games just make you think to yourself "What the hell was Nintendo thinking when they made these"
I remember watching this video when it first came out. It was probably one of my favorites among all of them.
Now it's 3 years old
We miss you Ceave, hope you're doing well
19:53 As im watching this im making a port of Crypt of the Necrodancer for the NES for no reason XD
Wait, that's actually interesting, I want to see that
@@_CNT_ At the moment it isn't even a pre alpha, I can barely show sprites on screen and scroll the background indefinitely, but this is my first project on the nes, so im learning while I make it
Interesting!
When I'd port some game like this, I'd consider using the SNES because of its higher calculation power, bigger storage, better sound chip and vast possibilities like HDMA, F7-Mode or Color Windows.
But as we now know, less powerful hardware is totally capable of running better games!
@@PhilippHorwat Yeah, i thought of using snes, you could make the game look almost exactly like the original. But with the nes it's a bit more simple(no pun intended), and it's more fun trying to cram all of the game with so little speed and rom.
As for the sound chip, i'm making this with only emulators in mind, so maybe i'll use the VRC6 or other audio chips
And by the way, as the game only updates every music beat instead of every frame(on most things), you have a lot more time calculate enemy AIs and other math stuff
Do you have a Twitter or something where the downloads are gonna be and developer updates are? I'd love to see this and hear more!
Well the answer is actually surprisingly simple
It is simple, just don't port your sucky game to a first generation console when the *3rd* generation is being geared up for release.
@@tryptex Could of been worse. ported to the third gen.. mario time machine.. on the n64 :D
@@Talatharas It would been better than a console people don't use as much by that time, much less buying games for it.
I'm super into this series already, keep it up ceave!
Here's how rating works:
To rate something good, use fuzzies (1 is worst, 5 is best)
To rate something bad, use hammers (1 is best, 5 is worst)
From this, we can objectively conclude that fuzzies are bad, because a fuzzy is just 1 Fuzzy, and hammer bros are the absolute worst, because they have an infinite supply of hammers (way more than 5 Hammers).
There’s a youtuber i watch that played every single mario game 100percent to say the top10 worst mario games
Catman it’s nintendofan he is a brazilian youtuber i watch
Ah, aquele vídeo foi incrível
Mario: "Come here, fishy fishy!"
Ceave: *scribbling furiously*
Dang, I feel so special. You just went through and played these games just for us. What a man.
I loved your off key singing to that dodgy rendition of An Die Freude, brought a tear to my eye.
This video is 20:19 long, so last decade
Right
@@Swagcom-kh7cutechnically last year wait for 2021 to get the joke because 2020 is part of the 2010s
@@jeffreychandra912 So you're part of that 49% that thinks that 2020 is not part of the 20s decade
11:08
Mario has a basket.
It looks like you’re supposed to catch (save) the eggs and put them in the nest (what you call a hole).
SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Yea he found that the nest was supposed to be clickable but it wouldn’t let him because he didn’t have any eggs.
I think you can actually see him accidentally get an egg right before he clicks on it at the end.
I love the implication that Bowser surfed his way into crime
I think the dinosaur minigame works like this: You got to collect the eggs in your basket while avoiding the bullet bills and then get them to the hole. That is just what i think
This game remind's me of Stampy's Wonder Quest story
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Panicking Ceave: His first second concert?!?
A lot of nostalgia for me here. I learned to type with Mario Teaches Typing on my dad's Macintosh.
I'm looking forward to the rest of the series!
Thank goodness you're playing these instead of me D:
*Come here, FiShY, fIsHy!*
I was given a copy of Mario's Time Machine for pc when I was a little kid. I did not ever actually finish it.
Hello iris
@@MyHandleIsAplaceholder this is legit the most concerned a notification has made me congratulations!
Also hi
@@MyHandleIsAplaceholder fbi open up
I spent about 30 seconds screaming piano at my phone.
Thanks music history for knowledge that I never thought I would use.
10:18 I hate this game. I will never forgive Nintendo for this.
0:08 I had that one...I loved it. IT TAUGHT ME GO FISH and gave me a constant opponent to improve my checkers game.
HERE FISHY FISHY!!!!
Never played it, I just love that part of the game/video
10:25 I've never heard anyone speak German so bored
You have never been in a German school have you?
@@biobrauseelectronicsandmor3974 Well since theres compulsory school attendance in Germany I have
I’ve missed you Ceave
Nobody realizes the actual horror potential that exists in some of these games.
“Come here, fishy fishy.”
“Maybe we could... *persuade* him.”
And the most horrific thing of all... educational games.
So, this is where you've been all these weeks. Been weird not seeing much from you, but this sure is an interesting topic! Can't wait for the next in this series!
Man, it'd be interesting to see these levels remade better! Perhaps in Mario Maker? (Also, in some weird other timeline, we got the NES Mario's Time Machine with the SNES's capabilities.)
It’s been 500 years
10:48 "less worse"
Ceave, you work so hard on your content and you end up making some really great things. Top tier quality. I love it!
In the dino minigame, mario is holding a bag so i think u have too catch enough eggs to summon yoshi.
Eh there are probably worse Mario games But I do agree that Mario’s time machine sucks a lot!
They could of just recycled "Mario is Missing" NES version into Mario's time machine and it would of been a much better looking game
Look, I can’t express enough how funny you are! Like in the music section with a “gas concert” 😆 😂 😂
Oh my god... This made me remember old memories I had playing this weird game that I didn’t know I even had!
5:56 The next line is “Soon recognized as a master... PIANIST...”
So everybody should have known.
I still wouldve guessed "His first second concert"
It's a joke
Pedro Maybe. But he could have made the joke with his birth year. The gap to that clue was bigger.
@@LocalMaple Not maybe, it is definitely a joke, it's obvious. I don't know how you didn't realise that, even the tone is sarcastic, like he knows everyone knows the answer.
You all realize that the piano isn’t the only instrument Beethoven can play, right? To claim that he could only see Beethoven as anything other than a piano player as a joke, is as true as telling people he watched Harry Potter but only knows The Borrowers as a film Tom Felton acted in.
Even as a joke, he had less excuse to fail Piano than to fail his birth year.
Hello person scrolling though the comments! Oh you found me?! Here, have 5 fuzzys !
Thanks, here have a ninji back.
"Mario is Missing" and "Mario's Time Machine" both sound like the titles of fanfiction.
Oh, I remember that Mario game that you learn to type on the keyboard in windows 95.
10:15 Why is it german...?
Grüße an alle Deutsche XD
Its... Its Beethoven...
BJP I really don’t know history soooo I don’t know from wich country Beethoven came 😅
@@senseiusagi6136 he was born in germany
emilstnt oof
@@senseiusagi6136 Bro. BRO. *BROO WHAT THE FUCK*
10:16 Cringe Alarm!
I really like the idea, please keep em coming!
I was so lost when I played this game on SNES emulator as a child (especially since I didn't know English)... I'm glad I gave up on it 😂
I do hope at some point he will continue this little mini series, I like learning about these strange games