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- čas přidán 29. 11. 2023
- The Cyanide & Happiness Show, for THE FIRST TIME ON CZcams, is now here!
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As a native American, this IT guy is now my role model
Same here, But I became more american by the more years I spent here
Edit: in other words I lost my way😂
My family was Christian conservative and very pro-cultural assimilation. At least they drew the line at celebrating Columbus Day or Thanksgiving
As a white American I'm going to take your role model and claim he is mine.
As a fellow native I always remember to eject my drive before removing it to prevent data corruption.
@@XneverstopfightingX Very wise indeed.
I am struggling to fathom as to how these episodes were written. Not that that's a bad thing, because the randomness in it is exactly what makes it so good.
I think lots of drugs.
All the stories in this episode build on characters that were introduced in random shorts. The fat kid came from the episode where the parents tried to make him less fat with the over complicated stairway railcoaster
It’s like a series of story setups that never close out. They just keep initiating a new storyline but it’s all funny.
Thermite is nasty shit. Here is a good and easy way to make it. The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!). Here is a good way to make large quantities in a short time: • Get a DC converter like the one used on a train set. Cut the connector off, separate the wires, and strip them both. • Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water conductive. • Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you plugged the converter in...) and let them sit for five minutes. One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right, the final product will be the opposite (chemically) of rust, which is RUST ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!). • Anyway, put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous with your rust collection. If you are going through the trouble of making thermite, you might as well make a lot, right? • Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours, or inside overnight. It should be an orange-brown color (although I have seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets fucked up, what can I say... but it is still iron oxide!) • Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure aluminum filings which can be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3 grams. • Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now, to light it... • Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to ignite. However, magnesium ribbon (which is sort of hard to find.. call around) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the burning magnesium to light the thermite. • Now when you see your victim's car, pour a fifty-cent sized pile onto his hood, stick the ribbon in it, and light the ribbon with the blow torch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood, the block, the axle, and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal mixtures can vaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes.
@@anonymoususer638what a fucking odd comment
"They don't have advantages to learning like me... they have like.. the opposite of advantages"
Beautiful
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Inequality never does."
Always my favorite C&H line
Always? My brother in christ its been 14 hours since it was said
@@gadhviviraj9172 a bunch of recent shorts, including this one, aren’t brand new but taken from the C&H show. So this line is much older than a few hours, and its age is better measured in months, even years.
@@eclairius8939or creation might have started a half hour ago with a fully formed earth and false memories to make us think we've had a longer life.
@@bobs_toys or maybe now
@@nise6699 I do think I just woke from a nap.
So.... Maybe.
The ghosts learned the true valuable lesson:
You can't fix stupid
Holy crap, the main character was the kid from The Weight Loss Program video
he actually lost some weight, still fat but not as fat as before, the program worked
It's incredible that this has been going strong since 2005. You guys make me feel like I'm not actually decrepetly old.
As someone who works in education in the US, this is tragically, and unsettlingly accurate. Didnt expect truth bombs from C&H today
As someone who has also worked for a school district, (Almost irrelevant) those influenced by the idea's of Herbert Marcuse, Paulo Freire etc. are people who have accepted the aims to make/keep students unhappy, on purpose, for revolutionary goals. That "praxis" is in addition to, intentionally, and often, admittedly, following the footsteps of Mao Zedong, who probably caused more human suffering, than any other human to live. You don't have a clue what "truth bombs" look like, or what is going on in education. But yea, the "structural" powers and lack of funding are the main problem faced by failing schools. Try blaming a corrupt educator, education administrator, or education union union once in a while.
That’s the cyanide
No, it isn't. Not even close.
You had me at "I can't fix the fat part..." 😆😆😆
“I also received a thorough yet potentially subjective education from the great spirit Mother WIKIPEDIA!” Killed me 😂
[disputed]
"They only go up to seven"
*Hysterically laughs*
I love it how they wait to pass 1h 😅
Easiest way to get to the future.
D-wey I luv u
i am commenting this one hour from the future
This is what its like when you wait in a Bethesda tittle. But you better do so outside of town if its daggerfall, less you want to be booked for loitering!
That’s how the pioneers time traveled.
Never fire the IT guy
Don't mess with them either
Morel of the story: Never piss off the IT guy.
Multiple ghosts showing a fat kid all different kind of history?
Must be a Thursday!
Dumb too, don’t forget dumb
But I thought it was Wednesday?!!?! You're telling me it's Thursday? Then that means tomorrow is Friday let's goooo
The internet being down again at the end was perfect comedic timing
That teacher just let that ghost take the kid. No fight. Not even a question about who he was.
Well maybe that happens a lot so he knew the kid was going to be thrown in a van filled with gaseous LSD
I also love how used to it the people at the poor school are. That ghost has clearly brought other people there before and is only making things worse for them.
From the teachers POV, the kid must have just kinda floated away. Taken away by a ghost and all
@@i-keeper And then come back to steal stuff from the school.
Would you want to mess with a time-traveling ghost? I'm not a Ghost Buster. I am afraid of Ghosts that can casually rip a hole in space-time!
I appreciate Badger Pay Pay bringing the unexpected Enigma "Return to Innocence" soundalike track to the party. Nice work, Lehmann.
I love how this made fun of constellations by making a scribble of lines and stars and calling it a bear.
10:35 Woah there, Jack. That's not how this is supposed to work. Scrooge gave *his own* money away. He didn't rob a bank.
And now their own school will not have enough
scrooge was a millionaire. jack is some kid who hallucinated
Well maybe he should have.
@@danielfisher7016sure, but remember: to help the downtrodden, you must fight priviledge! And to fight priviledge you must make more downtrodden! That's totally the only way to fix this! Yep, definitely no other way but to make things worse for everyone. I mean, can you imagine lifting others instead of bringing others down? That's dumb and hard, just make life miserable for everyone, that'll fix this and definitely not lead to even more inequality!
It seems you all missed the part where he took things the school had *too much of*
4:45 - Love the dig at how spurious most constellation symbols actually are! 😂
First we had cloud dad, now we have cloud CHAD
How many storylines are there even on this episode
I counted like 6 and it still makes sense to some extent. How do you get so random yet still logical
5:10 the most accurate tech support ever
As an I.T. guy on the verge of getting his native american identification card, I strive to be this man.
Assuming you are one and not a 1/20th or something i just wanted to let you know how proud i am of my ancestors for conquering your land.
@@ohno7582😂😂😂
@ohno7582 well damn, nicely stated
@@ohno7582 the fuck? Are you saying the conquest was a good thing. I don't think the conquest was a good thing
@elliotthannam8374 it was great for us. For you not so much. Should've put more research points into yalls military stat instead of culture
I cannot express how much I love C&H. Hope they never stop creating ❤
“Their globe is flat”
“Say no more”
6:48 not gonna lie this one cracked me up 😂
8:33 these ghosts are no match for... the tolerator!
4:01
Mike Salado is a fictional animator.
This confirms that alphabet lore and number lore are fictional series in the Cyanide and Happiness universe
I like how the ghost of history past looks like Warden Walker from Danny Phantom
I kept expecting the Ghost of History Future to be a scammer. On another note, NEVER mess with the IT guy.
Damn... Roasted into oblivion by a ghost. That would be funny if it weren't so sad... Actually, it's still funny. 😂😂😂
I forgot about this one from the show 😂. The Native American IT guy is my spirit animal. I shall name him..."AQUILA!"
Thought this was a compilation. This is amazing! I am so glad I did not miss out!
This wasn't the Christmas special we deserved, but the holiday special we needed.
That first one was surprisingly wholesome
ooh the hyperealistic entrails in the kids elderly self was quite a shock
The Japanese on the trash can at 7:56 roughly translates to pokedeep (at least according to Google translate) so there's that if anyone was courious
I don't believe Google translate on that one. More likely it's ボケ(呆け idiot, fool） and デブ（デブ fat）.
@kaltaron1284 ahhh that's my fault then I miss reading it I thought it was ポケデプ
@@creeperstkoed6282 Yeah, easy to misread that difference.
Now I'm wondering what the symbols on the other trash can say.
Would he be the real Cloud Dad?
Or is just another cloud?
13:00 did anyone notice the statue of the kid from an older episode its really a neat easteregg
I did... Was wondering why and how that Thommy killed them all. And why that would be awarded...
I didant but now I do
which video was it @@Waltyworld
“I didn’t make the rules. Fuckin’ Charles Dickens…”
Man you put so much work into this, so many little details and jokes in the background.
This is what happens when you anger the IT Shaman.
That was a rollercoaster.
Love the xavier renegade angel vibes
Oh my god, this is so wholesome. Jack and the ghosts got to go get some supplies for the poor children at the school.
White kid + Box + Wilderness - Parents
=
Native American IT guy that may or may not be the real Cloud Dad
This was awesome! I wasn't expecting a long form video from you 🤩🤣
8:35 that's Wings of redemption hahahahajahah
Okay that made me chuckle 😁 1:49
9:35 This will forever be my favorite joke
9:52 The delivery alone here
i love the small details cartoons like this give if you pause it
That was hilarious, I wish they’d get more views!!
The content is so good that it is impossible to miss a single video of yours 😘🥰
"Come with me!"
"Are you like a pedophile or something?"
Holy shit, that got me good
I already safely eject my USBs before unplugging.
7:45 "recycle" message in Wingdings for some reason...
There's just... a lot to unpack here....
3:04 Blacks In Back ...... AC/DC.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I didn't know the undertaker was passionate about history.
Keep posting Explosm Entertainment! You’re vids are funny
Thanks for your permission.
Your* 🤓
14 mins of cyanide and happiness ... Is this real
Everywhere I go I genuinely see your face man it's terrifyingly beautiful
@@Maxwell.891 i am everywhere
@@hecker3396 spooky
Must be a Monday
This ghost of future reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedburg with his humor and intonation.
5:20 Have you tried turning it off and on again?
This is based on real life problems. This is what’s happening to our black community and minorities in public schools
👌
Is it me, or did they animated a fever dream?
Must be a Tuesday!
The way the sketches alternate is reminiscent of Mr. Show.
The IT guy’s voice remind me a lot of SsethTzeentach lol
They should just show this in school, most educational.
11:21 The background music reminds me of the bethelit theme from the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk
Im suprized badger didn't tell you to delete your browser history.
“for the fruits of those bears labor will… bear fruit…” lol
“Their globe is flat”. Yeah, they’re a little out of date
Our education system is so damn terrible on so many levels, nobody is advantaged by it.
I love how the begin of the story felt Random but then
It's Part of the plot lol
Nice Christmas carol reference
This is hands down my favorite episode. So beautiful
I love these videos
dont fuck with the IT guy lol
If they really wanted to help, they could pawn all "the barely used, before replaceed" sports sh**.
The bear constellation is hilarious
C&H present: when we were funny
Segregated buss scene had me rolling.
Was that a chewed up and spat out version of Enigma - Return To Innocence? @ 11:58 LOL!
OMFG THE INDIAN WAS THE VERY BEST CHARACTER YOUVE EVER MADE AND IVE WATCHED THIS CHANNEL SINCE THE START
This why I am watching Cyanide & Hapiness
Textbooks outdated to the point of irrelevance ? Seems like our education system
saw these on v back in the day nice to see them again great xra reference too
The moral of the story is to not mess with the IT guys
that death needs to appear in more videos, it's very cool
13:35 could of sworn they said masterba-
11:01 god damnit this kid just became robin hood but for schools💀
They only go up to seven!
question for the guys who make this wonderful videos,,, is there any chance you guys might bring back the app you have for the the Iphone were you can use in messages ???
Bravo. What a show!
Wheres my fucking Sad Larry plushie Explosm???!
I kept waiting to understand what this video was about and I’m happy to say I still don’t. I just kept laughing throughout. Most excellent.
i just realized family guy and explosm have the same mouth styles
8:53 idk why but this part reminds me of invader zim
Like i could see Dib with the ghost of futures past,present, and future