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  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 Před 8 měsíci +3742

    You know out of everything that happened in this episode, I feel like the worst offense was putting maple syrup on tacos.

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint Před 8 měsíci +61

      Do not knock until it is tried!

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 Před 8 měsíci +63

      That honestly sounds awful...but I still want to try it.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Před 8 měsíci +30

      Real talk barbecue tacos are good, and maple barbecue sauce is a thing. Just puttin that out there.

    • @Ren_Ca
      @Ren_Ca Před 8 měsíci +47

      As a Mexican living in Canada, you have triggered my morbid curiosity

    • @thesavagekitty1593
      @thesavagekitty1593 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@patrickblakethesainti can and will

  • @Genpare_
    @Genpare_ Před 8 měsíci +2608

    Realizing they were Canadians just because they were so nice was a literally plot twist

    • @seanocso3315
      @seanocso3315 Před 8 měsíci +41

      A vineboom played in my head when i realized that

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 Před 8 měsíci

      If the guy with the gun was American. He would have said that the turtle deserved to be shot for not speaking American.

    • @maura6487
      @maura6487 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Mwahahahaha . . .

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 Před 8 měsíci +9

      A Canadian wouldn't be in a gun range to begin with

    • @mistermann4163
      @mistermann4163 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Whenever Yurkon Man tried to blow up the two Bastards. That made me realize "Oh yeah he's Canadian" for the amount of War Crimes they piled up when fighting the Germans in WW1.

  • @xNirex44
    @xNirex44 Před 8 měsíci +552

    "Yukon man, you con man!" Made me laugh harder than I should've

    • @stanisawzokiewski3308
      @stanisawzokiewski3308 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I saw it from ten kilometers away

    • @Floyd13778
      @Floyd13778 Před 8 měsíci

      I liked that one, but I absolutely adored "suck my puck, you Canuck motherf*ck!" 😂😂😂

  • @chrisdudedurian1305
    @chrisdudedurian1305 Před 8 měsíci +786

    A truly patriotic story

  • @WesbirdlyO
    @WesbirdlyO Před 8 měsíci +314

    Just noticed Eagle blinks twice while the recording is paused at 3:10
    Eagle obeys neither the laws of nature, nor the laws of physics.

    • @mrgladiator2642
      @mrgladiator2642 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Or Bastard was so shocked he was frozen in a place XD

    • @KookyPiranha
      @KookyPiranha Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@mrgladiator2642 the "pause" at the top

    • @Ash19843
      @Ash19843 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Also snakes dont blink. Even more powerful!

  • @ancienthybrid400
    @ancienthybrid400 Před 8 měsíci +94

    “You monster! Violence is our main export” is an incredible line. This channel has always been solid.

  • @luisespinosa2287
    @luisespinosa2287 Před 8 měsíci +1100

    As a Mexican, I feel well represented 🇲🇽

    • @wackytoons88
      @wackytoons88 Před 8 měsíci +19

      In general Hollywood and the media do show us sometimes but I won't say as much as blacks and etc lol

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht Před 8 měsíci +27

      as an eagle, i feel confused

    • @Recoletor
      @Recoletor Před 8 měsíci +9

      Todo musculoso el tipo.
      😅

    • @knowvoid9958
      @knowvoid9958 Před 8 měsíci +16

      I'm mexican from both sides of my family myself, you need to play hard in stereotypes for mexican comedy to work. Over exaggeration is how shows are made in Mexico.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@wackytoons88 Mexicans definitely are underrepresented, and honestly blacks are way overepresented, not like that's an inherently bad thing or anything but still

  • @drdevil3976
    @drdevil3976 Před 8 měsíci +713

    The statement ‘Enough Canadianation to turn Hitler into mother f**king Mother Teresa’ got me laughing

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 Před 8 měsíci

      Wasn’t Mother Teresa also fucked though?

    • @jackripper155
      @jackripper155 Před 8 měsíci +1

      The statement ‘Enough Canadianation to turn Hitler into mother f**king Mother Teresa’ got me doubting how effective Canadianation could be... Mother Teresa was a cruel monster with good PR.

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 Před 8 měsíci

      Mother Teresa embezzled church money

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah it was awesome, but the fact that mother Teresa was actually a royal cunt, she used all the money she raised on herself and kept all the people that came to her for help in agonizing pain until they died, refusing all treatment especially painkillers since Theresa was of the opinion that pain purifies your soul.. It was the most successful murder cult in history

    • @kewGarden
      @kewGarden Před 8 měsíci

      Read up on the real Mother Theresa. She didn't believe in a god, but she pretended to just so she could use religion as an excuse to withhold all medicine, even painkillers, from the destitute poor in India.

  • @thepoleontheroad
    @thepoleontheroad Před 8 měsíci +1161

    That "Back-to-school sale" sign on the ammunition store is god-tier dark comedy.
    Edit: muchas gracias por todos los likes, amigos 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
    Edit 2: 1K?! My most liked comment yet, thank you so much!

    • @Phoca_Vitulina
      @Phoca_Vitulina Před 8 měsíci +18

      was thinking that too!

    • @wurfyy
      @wurfyy Před 8 měsíci +12

      Yeah, no wonder that joke's been done a million times already.

    • @GrimalkinOnAir
      @GrimalkinOnAir Před 8 měsíci +25

      That's the most American thing I've ever seen

    • @muse5242
      @muse5242 Před 8 měsíci +9

      14 year olds after seeing a school shooting joke for the 2 millionth time:

    • @smileloaf8789
      @smileloaf8789 Před 8 měsíci +5

      pretty low-hanging fruit, actually. it was a nice detail, but "god-tier" aint it

  • @jovancontreras
    @jovancontreras Před 8 měsíci +103

    As mexican i can confirm that this guys represent better mexico than every disney attempt in the last years

  • @ItsAlex58
    @ItsAlex58 Před 8 měsíci +411

    Genuinely awesome video guys, favorite part was the Mexican flag eagle/snake part 😂

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Same

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 Před 8 měsíci +7

      I saw the setup coming, but the cactus took me by surprise.

  • @ninjapacman26
    @ninjapacman26 Před 8 měsíci +73

    "I don't want to Canadian soil my American apparel"
    "Yukon man? You con man!"
    10/10 wordplay

  • @ObjectGuy
    @ObjectGuy Před 8 měsíci +80

    South Park: they took our jobs

  • @tesloche9349
    @tesloche9349 Před 8 měsíci +269

    As a Mexican, I love this

  • @aliboy357
    @aliboy357 Před 8 měsíci +34

    Hitler into Mother Theresa, that may be an improvement but it still leaves an utterly evil person.

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 Před 8 měsíci +122

    Basically created the TV Show Peacemaker before Peacemaker show even came out. Amazing work C&H Show.

    • @swordimproved
      @swordimproved Před 8 měsíci

      Peacemaker came out quite a while ago, like in the 60s I think

    • @TazKoltin
      @TazKoltin Před 8 měsíci

      @@swordimprovedit’s the star spangled burger between the peacemaker sandwiches

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 Před 8 měsíci +139

    A Mexican Super Hero?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @Kyuorsomethingidk
      @Kyuorsomethingidk Před 8 měsíci +5

      That's because it is a Thursday!

    • @luckychong27
      @luckychong27 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@Kyuorsomethingidkwhy Thursday but mine it's already friday uhh

    • @stark5679
      @stark5679 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Taco 🌮 tuesday😂

    • @Kaizelot
      @Kaizelot Před 8 měsíci

      lol didnt you saw the last Spiderman?

  • @MrPotato_9-11
    @MrPotato_9-11 Před 8 měsíci +182

    How dare Yukon Man try to take our guns away from us and make us a more polite country !!!

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti Před 8 měsíci +3

      They say the canadization mess with your pronouns too, must be dna mutation.

    • @comradetaco3003
      @comradetaco3003 Před 8 měsíci

      You con-man!

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@pbonfanti I also heard that Canadians only have two genders.

    • @thatpunkkid5297
      @thatpunkkid5297 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@Kyleplaysgames567 might want to look into that again, then 😅

  • @GrifoStelle
    @GrifoStelle Před 8 měsíci +154

    For just a moment I thought they were going bring up the whole Canadian war crimes thing

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I was so hoping

    • @therealjammit
      @therealjammit Před 8 měsíci +3

      For a while there they stopped being sorry.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před měsícem

      The are the reason the Geneva convention is so long

  • @CrazedGunmann
    @CrazedGunmann Před 8 měsíci +15

    The snake is probably the cutest, silliest & most wholesome animal in Cyanide and Happiness.

  • @KB-si5fx
    @KB-si5fx Před 8 měsíci +16

    When Eagle did the sad little "scraaaw" while watching the lovebirds, I audibly said "aww". 🥺

  • @montee3766
    @montee3766 Před 8 měsíci +208

    amazing american cartoon

  • @jumanjiman86
    @jumanjiman86 Před 8 měsíci +27

    The balls to end with a Goldilocks joke🤣

  • @Jubasa99
    @Jubasa99 Před 8 měsíci +67

    I'am not mexican (still latín btw) and El Bastardo is still a best representation than almost anything Hollywood made in the last 20 years.
    Dios bendiga a Cyanide & Happiness

  • @fanboy3376
    @fanboy3376 Před 8 měsíci +75

    As a Mexican-American, a son of Mexican and Mexican-American, and grandson of Mexicans and Mexican-Americans. I feel that this nearly 12 minute long animated short did a beater job at representation of my culture then anything Hollywood has made since Pixar’s Coco, Nacho Libre, El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, The Book of Life, and ¡Mucha Lucha!

    • @juanca1125
      @juanca1125 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I think I just had a stroke

  • @blame7121
    @blame7121 Před 8 měsíci +13

    The suspense, the drama, the romance, the twists, the climax.. it was beautiful

  • @JudgeSabo
    @JudgeSabo Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Yukon Man?! You con man!" had me rolling

  • @Harmonmj13
    @Harmonmj13 Před 8 měsíci +11

    THEY TERK OUR JERBS!!!

  • @zeusalternative1270
    @zeusalternative1270 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Having El Bastardo's companion to be pronounced a-GUI-la instead of Á-gui-la was the trippiest part of this video.

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Got to love it that Mexico and America can put aside their differences to fight the real enemy. Canada.

  • @brinklespeterson
    @brinklespeterson Před 8 měsíci +15

    As a Canadian I completely agree that Mexico is too hot

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 Před 8 měsíci +24

    At this point Explosmverse is so huge that I don't even remember how Eagle expired.

  • @dacee7943
    @dacee7943 Před 8 měsíci +63

    I havent seen this show in years haha i love this episode!!

  • @theTeleforce
    @theTeleforce Před 8 měsíci +3

    The fact that the gun store was having a "back to school" sale is a brilliant detail.
    All in all, North America's a weird place, but I'm glad it's where I'm from.

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Před 8 měsíci +36

    El Bastardo's one liner at the end IS 👏 SO 👏 DAMN 👏 GOOD! ❤

  • @alberto8294
    @alberto8294 Před 8 měsíci +41

    Beautiful as usual lol, i love you guys uploaded this in the México's patriotic month lol, awesome

  • @therabidmoose1618
    @therabidmoose1618 Před 8 měsíci +5

    As a Canadian, I loved this.

  • @deejay2003
    @deejay2003 Před 8 měsíci +6

    As a Canadian, I love this 😂

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli Před 7 měsíci +1

    "You monster! Violence is our main export" 🤣🤣

  • @olatundeawotunde4255
    @olatundeawotunde4255 Před 8 měsíci +12

    This was great! 😂 …hope you guys get enough funding to make longer well written episodes like this 👍🏾

  • @davidstagg9431
    @davidstagg9431 Před 8 měsíci +17

    They should start a series with every character involved. That would be epic. I've been watching for years and i have the perfect story.

    • @Firesdale
      @Firesdale Před 8 měsíci +1

      They missed a White Knight crossover here

    • @andreasbuehler1821
      @andreasbuehler1821 Před 8 měsíci +2

      They had most of them in the superhero special episode.

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Před 8 měsíci

      what is the perfect story?

  • @HeinouslyAnus777
    @HeinouslyAnus777 Před 8 měsíci +4

    As a Canadian, Yukon man is a villain I wasn't expecting but so desperately needed 😜

  • @Romankityn
    @Romankityn Před 8 měsíci +45

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @Helperbot-2000
    @Helperbot-2000 Před 8 měsíci +12

    so glad to see the star spangled bastard again lol

  • @TrackPadDad
    @TrackPadDad Před 8 měsíci +10

    The recreation of the eagle and the snake on the cactus was top tier

  • @Buddy-boy1208
    @Buddy-boy1208 Před 8 měsíci +17

    I could tell you, no joke, Canada was so nice they actually rejected my family immigration to Canada.

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Před 8 měsíci

      Wow that's what happens under justin tredeau that right winged dictator

    • @josel317
      @josel317 Před 8 měsíci +1

      They're so nice they told me I'm too much of a trouble maker to go there, I do have a couple of wreckless driving tickets in my record

  • @Rehteal
    @Rehteal Před 8 měsíci +16

    Fun reminder, America was named after an Italian.

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake Před 8 měsíci

      Ok, so

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal Před 8 měsíci

      @@studentdrake
      As a counterpoint where Star Spangled Bastard complained about Italians. Your country is fucking named after one.

  • @wackytoons88
    @wackytoons88 Před 8 měsíci +20

    As a mexican i always love watching cyanide and happiness because they always be coming up with the most funniest skits I ever seen in my life 😂😂

  • @CraZyrious
    @CraZyrious Před 8 měsíci +4

    Funny how literally yesterday I met a Canadian woman, her name was Avril (if I’m not mistaken), who came over here to Mexico to give us the service of their LED wristbands for the celebration of the 80 anniversary of the institution I’m in. I met her with the doctors because she was having like a heatstroke…
    What a timing

  • @MegaCyberleader
    @MegaCyberleader Před 8 měsíci +3

    the eagle saving the snake named eagle, was priceless/

    • @derecker1
      @derecker1 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Is actually the brain of star spangled bastards eagle, everytime it dies he just replaces the brain into another animal 😂

  • @louisdesautels8462
    @louisdesautels8462 Před 8 měsíci +2

    As a Canadian, Yukon man is not a good représentation cause we are all gentle.

  • @BrainDead131
    @BrainDead131 Před 8 měsíci +2

    As a Canadian I can confirm that Canada is exactly like this.

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red Před 8 měsíci +7

    It's funny how this came out on Brazilian independence day instead an important Mexican day

    • @MasterDobleW
      @MasterDobleW Před 8 měsíci

      both days in september tho 🤝🤝🤝

  • @Kaizelot
    @Kaizelot Před 8 měsíci +3

    Best thing in life, Tex Mex

  • @TheSpaceflightGuy
    @TheSpaceflightGuy Před 8 měsíci

    “If you see something, shoot something” 😂😂

  • @arturobelmonte6803
    @arturobelmonte6803 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Maple syrup on a taco !! Sir that in itself is a crime 😭

  • @Kage342
    @Kage342 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Maple syrup on a taco..... I wonder how many people are gonna try this now.

  • @SirDucky2000
    @SirDucky2000 Před 8 měsíci +7

    thought this was gunna have sum to do with south park and hen i clicked on it💀

  • @ThePsych123
    @ThePsych123 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I would have called it a Canuke

  • @Catherine1978
    @Catherine1978 Před 8 měsíci +2

    1:03 Wow!! This pet turtle walks SOOO fast!! I would like one turtle like that, and walk it everyday

  • @darkrai_680
    @darkrai_680 Před 8 měsíci +7

    The title remind me of South Park
    They took ou jowb!!!

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Better than Capitan America: Civil War

  • @TexasScratchMan
    @TexasScratchMan Před 8 měsíci

    Lmao im loving these new long episodes of C&H Show on CZcams! Keep em coming!

  • @james2madre176
    @james2madre176 Před 8 měsíci

    The scene of the Aguila and eagle (snake) ist just wonderful

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is so stupid and painfully real. I love it

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama Před 8 měsíci +4

    The biggest mistake in this video was treating Mother Theresa like she was less evil than Hitler

  • @ericbonanno5214
    @ericbonanno5214 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Yukon Man was just 2 geese in a trench coat. 😂😂😂

  • @nicoscool2333
    @nicoscool2333 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Legend has it, he killed Kenny, that bastard

  • @Vengefultwinky
    @Vengefultwinky Před 8 měsíci +4

    A weep for the missed joke of step on snek

  • @godzilla_fire
    @godzilla_fire Před 8 měsíci +7

    Love it so much 😂😂😊

  • @SparkLizard99
    @SparkLizard99 Před 8 měsíci +1

    DEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!
    When i saw the title, i instantly thought of South Park

  • @himanshutariyal7648
    @himanshutariyal7648 Před 8 měsíci +2

    8:43 was one of the best lines

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Just bashin our heads in with incredible videos

  • @lockejohn18
    @lockejohn18 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Damn Canadians and their niceness!

  • @themask5493
    @themask5493 Před 2 měsíci +1

    9:51 nice one-liner

  • @Blueskies2513
    @Blueskies2513 Před 8 měsíci +1

    THEY TOOK OUR JERRRBS

  • @malogibeaux4946
    @malogibeaux4946 Před 8 měsíci +17

    The perfect political apolitical doesn't exi-

  • @rdjthegreatest
    @rdjthegreatest Před 8 měsíci +4

    South Park vibes

  • @elmuchachoenamorado6764
    @elmuchachoenamorado6764 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Eagle and the mexican eagle :v had better story than twilight😅🤣

  • @caseycarroll476
    @caseycarroll476 Před 8 měsíci

    I always loved this back on the show

  • @Oburi7
    @Oburi7 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I came for a short video
    and stayed for the whole movie

  • @xtremetaco8560
    @xtremetaco8560 Před 8 měsíci

    "You're welcome," lmao 🤣

  • @plaguehd5601
    @plaguehd5601 Před 8 měsíci

    Europe: (looks up from newspaper) Hey Oceania you seeing this there at it again

  • @jackgibson511
    @jackgibson511 Před 8 měsíci

    Watching this while half awake at night is the ideal way to watch this

  • @totalcreativegaming6681
    @totalcreativegaming6681 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Been a while since we’ve seen The Star Spangled Bastard & Eagle

  • @mediokay508
    @mediokay508 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I wasn't expecting to ship Eagle and Aquilla, yet here I am.

  • @PennFaulkner
    @PennFaulkner Před 8 měsíci

    YES! This is one of my favorite shorts!

  • @PiereLovesRed7316
    @PiereLovesRed7316 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Imagine like the South Americans became a Part of this too.

  • @martinmare1459
    @martinmare1459 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Yukon man you conman is an amazing pun

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 Před 8 měsíci +2

    They should make a playlist of the old cyanide and happiness show shorts

  • @thetruetri5106
    @thetruetri5106 Před 8 měsíci +1

    During WW2 canadians were actually known to be very brutal and cruel in war

  • @Kyuorsomethingidk
    @Kyuorsomethingidk Před 8 měsíci +2

    Gun Store: *BACK TO SCHOOL SALE*

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před 8 měsíci

      Good thing schools have a g un free zone sign. No g un can get past that impregnible defense.

  • @Verundanir
    @Verundanir Před 8 měsíci

    Chef’s kiss. This was amazing

  • @thetransformersboyos62
    @thetransformersboyos62 Před 8 měsíci

    Am I not the only one just realizing that eagle has stitches on his head because every single time he dies his mind gets transferred to a new body

  • @maxscameraguy
    @maxscameraguy Před 8 měsíci +1

    6:24 great drawing of the Canadian Embassy in DC! Looks a lot like it!

  • @davetoms1
    @davetoms1 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
    They're not even a real country anyway."

  • @hogg156
    @hogg156 Před 8 měsíci +1

    8:10 I appreciate the reference to Quetzalcoatl 😂

  • @leroiducrepusculegrimsoul8798

    Glory to Yukon man, he want everyone to be happy and good.

  • @TheRealSkeletor
    @TheRealSkeletor Před 8 měsíci

    I lost it at the Maple Leaf mushroom cloud. Well done.

  • @liemyip159
    @liemyip159 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I was gonna say that clearly none of those Canadians were from Quebec, but I guess Yukon man must've spent some time there.