I like to imagine someone accidentally coming across one of these smut novels with all the little notes and highlighted sentences, like it's a piece of classic literature being studied by an English major.
Not a English major, just a depressed high school student taking language & literature, journalism, creative writing and philosophy but I shall also be doing this around the English department, and maybe the sports department to annoy the eshays
I did costumes for a play where an adult actress played a child in a school uniform and after the play the actress's husband asked if they could take the costume home with them and then winked at me. I meant to say "sorry, I have to catalog and pack these costumes, you can't take them home" but instead what I said was an involuntary "UGH"
I can top that(omg no pun intended whatsoever). When I was an actual catholic schoolgirl, my babysitter borrowed my uniform because her boyfriend asked her to. I was like ten and didn’t really think about it, was like yeah take the damn thing, I hate that stupid skirt. She never returned it and years later I realized why they wanted it. I was fucking grateful I didn’t get it back. Still felt violated by the whole situation tho. Perverts. Perverts as far as the eye can see.
"why was she at a sex dungeon? I understand why he was there, he is a dominant daddy, but she's a GRAD STUDENT!" i am dying. also, your reenactment of her dancing is top tier!
Just from the title alone, I was expecting to read about two dominant people trying to top each other and almost very literally "fighting for dominance"
kitty jones, but she's an undercover therapist and all of her raunchy smut novels gradually but often suddenly transition into transcripts of cognitive behavioral therapy sessions
Oh 😂 my goodness, Caleb! I am crying from laughing so hard 😅! Your review of this ridiculous story is so entertaining and so hilarious! I especially like that you interspersed those funny commercials while reading us the dialogue. You are a book reviewing and video creating humorous genius!
As a woman of Culture™️, I recognize the reference to Jamie Lee Curtis’s striptease in True Lies. I don’t, however, understand why the f*ck the author is referencing a movie that’s older than the protagonist.
@Rach I mean, it's the only one she ever did in her entire film career. And it's a very memorable scene! Like, after I discovered the scene, I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in a whole new light
@Rach It’s THE most memorable part of that entire movie. Like, if you’ve seen True Lies, the image of middle-aged Jamie Lee Curtis being unabashedly sexy is gonna be indelibly etched in your brain.
@Linda Les late comment but I’m ace and it might be bc, in my experience, I see sex as a much more emotional thing bc I don’t understand how someone can look at someone and be like “I wanna [redacted] them” lmaooo. To me it’s more something you would share with somebody you’re really close to and be vulnerable with them. So that imo leads to better sex scenes than “ooo it’s so hot and sexy look it is so naughty and hot” with nothing emotional behind it. (Can you tell I love smut with feelings lmao)
Imagine going to this dom daddy’s house for the first time, expecting to have intercourse, but the entire time he just wants to give you a bath and have a tea party.
I was so curious about our queen Kitty Jones so I did a research about other books that she wrote and I discovered that this woman has actually a OBSESSION with lesbians and lots of books about it. So in name of representation I ask you master Caleb to review one of those.
OMG after Caleb reacting to a mention of character with his name, I NEED him to read a book with the MC has his name and he compares what they do to the book versus how he is in real life! 😂
That Jamie Lee Curtis reference REALLY dated this author--Jamie had a super hot strip tease scene in a movie like 30 years ago that was decently big pop culture moment
it's definitely weird that she uses child clothes and behaves like one while calling the dominant "daddy" and the guy is just turned on by that 💀💀💀💀 god the whole scenario it's a lil creepy
@@agstinacueva1673 its not kinkshaming, they are speaking of how they feel towards it, they don't need to understant it 100%, but they didn't disrespect it so... also, you can see the problematic part of it even if you're a part of the DDLG community, cause every kink community has a problematic part on it.
An author being allergic to the word said is an immediate red flag for me, characters shouldn’t be murmuring, purring and whispering all over the place
This may not be the best video to leave this comment on, but I genuinely think that you are one of the greatest creators on this platform. You are a genius.
This video had me in genuine tears, Caleb's reactions and him imitating what he thought was happening in the book made the cringe so worth it to sit through
i’m currently recovering from surgery and can’t do much, thank you for preventing me from losing my marbles for a bit longer!! love your videos caleb thank u sm♥️
9:54 I came here expecting this woman to experience all kinds of debauchery at the hands of this daddy dom and instead we get a therapy session? I mean ok not what I was expecting but free therapy I guess.
Girl, if you think is dangerous why did you sign a contract to have him dom you, i thought you were both supposed to enjoy yourselves how can you do that when you’re scared of him
I said "I shaved" all proud of myself and sexy-like after a man told me my legs were soft before realizing a. Duh And b. I just admitted that I frequently don't 🤦🔫💀
I've had a really long week at work, but this video has made me laugh so much, so thanks, Caleb! But sidenote: in that context, the talk of whether or not her actual father used to pamper her made me feel ILL, like why are you talking about her dad just after putting your hand between her legs and asking to spank her 🤢
I was legitimately crying with laughter at this one. A grown woman in an Elsa dress spilling tea dramatically and running away like a child during a Dom session is hilarious. Keep up the great work, Caleb, you are finding true art out there
aside from the ageplay, i dont think these books are bad lmao. its like how you dont pay attention to cinematography in porn, its just supposed to be a fun fantasy. its a book meant for pleasure, and honestly i respect it
As an asexual, I completely agree with your concerns about ageplay and childishness as attractive. I also understand that I fundamentally don't understand the appeal of most kinks.
another hilarious video!! i'm so hype whenever you upload. and i agree with you about ageplay -- some kinks should definitely be looked at with a critical eye.
I've been binging all your old videos - I know, my fault for discovering you so late - and you honestly always brighten up my mood. Love your content and thoughts and everything! So excited for your upcoming videos!
I don't know why but a daddy dom named Peter is so fucking funny to me.
IFKR
Peter Griffin 😩
@@molluscumlore fr I thought of him 😂
sqme lmaoo
_B-but P-Petah..._
i'm high right now and thought jack edwards posted this video and was so confused
Never change Cindy😆
lmao i love u cindy
This is why I love you Cindy
Jack really said “So Jane Eyre laid bare opened my eyes and I needed more bad creepy smut”
HAHAHAHHAHH
“Good girl”
HOLD ON A SECOND
*checks book cover*
I THOUGHT SHE WAS BAD
💀 ikr
It's interesting how many women are really really into being called a good girl.
@@TacticusPrime judging from tumblr fanfiction: a lot
*plays Now That’s What I Call Nasty theme on Piano*
@@TacticusPrime i know right? Especially the bad girls
These videos are funnier if you imagine Caleb is an alien who is trying to learn about human sex through these terrible books.
So that's why he said- "pounded to another dimension"...
OMG you're a genius 🤣
Now that would be an interesting book
Can anyone make this a reality. And make it a romcom please AHAHAHA
I’m imagining this now and holy shit
" i dont know much about dom daddys" stop acting innocent Caleb
Exactly💀
MaTeRiaLgWoRl
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*master caleb haha
@@esther-tm8jm NASTY
we went from bad boys to bad girls… im loving our feminist arc
Transition arc? 🏳️⚧️
I like to imagine someone accidentally coming across one of these smut novels with all the little notes and highlighted sentences, like it's a piece of classic literature being studied by an English major.
that's so funny
aliens when they discover this text:
So fun fact: I'm an English major. I will be doing this and leaving them around my campus now
Not a English major, just a depressed high school student taking language & literature, journalism, creative writing and philosophy but I shall also be doing this around the English department, and maybe the sports department to annoy the eshays
In Kitty Jones' universe all the women are grad students. Probably for the empowerment
I'm screaming, _stop_
As a former grad student, I can attest that a lot of us do be naughty. 💀🤣
That cover just screams misogyny. I'm sorry you had to read a bad book so we won't have to
Lmao
@@MagisterialVoyager Same here - dissertation by day, dungeon by night
I’m just… so flabbergasted at the pacing of this novel. It… happens in one night? And it’s… it’s a whole… book? Honestly that’s impressive.
Fr I was confused 🤣
“Orlando”… but naughtier. :)
@@plutoxxx2506 lmao I was thinking about that
I screamed about 20 times during this video but especially during
“Why don’t we start with your parents”
SERIOUSLY. First thought I had was "oh my therapist said the same thing" 💀💀
@@caviar7219thats 😭
I did costumes for a play where an adult actress played a child in a school uniform and after the play the actress's husband asked if they could take the costume home with them and then winked at me. I meant to say "sorry, I have to catalog and pack these costumes, you can't take them home" but instead what I said was an involuntary "UGH"
that is so disgusting omg
Thats the correct response
I would have just made a face of shock. No words, only shock.
oh boy, i read “adult actress” as ahem ✨an adult entertainer✨ and wondered what kind of play was happening here
I can top that(omg no pun intended whatsoever). When I was an actual catholic schoolgirl, my babysitter borrowed my uniform because her boyfriend asked her to. I was like ten and didn’t really think about it, was like yeah take the damn thing, I hate that stupid skirt. She never returned it and years later I realized why they wanted it. I was fucking grateful I didn’t get it back. Still felt violated by the whole situation tho. Perverts. Perverts as far as the eye can see.
The "Now That's What I Call Nasty" clip had me laughing every time!
I'm saving that as a reaction image
LOL SAME
"why was she at a sex dungeon? I understand why he was there, he is a dominant daddy, but she's a GRAD STUDENT!" i am dying. also, your reenactment of her dancing is top tier!
Thank you for pampering us with this video Master Caleb
I second that
This comment made me choke on my drink
Lmfaoooooo
Horrible
Bestie- 💀
Just from the title alone, I was expecting to read about two dominant people trying to top each other and almost very literally "fighting for dominance"
✋ CUZ SAME LOL
I expected some weird dungeon type thing
I expect pedo ish shi- and it was somehow worst than I thought. 💀
I fucking lost it at the tea party. And then she hid under the bed. I can't believe this isn't a parody. It has to. Right? RIGHT???
kitty jones, but she's an undercover therapist and all of her raunchy smut novels gradually but often suddenly transition into transcripts of cognitive behavioral therapy sessions
LAMSOAOAOA
When she was doing research for her smut she saw cbt and thought it meant cognitive behavioral therapy
IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
Ngl, when the word 'pamper' started getting thrown around I was worried they were going to break out diapers and I was not ready for that.
Me too. 😅
EXACTLY lmao
Caleb is subtly hiding the fact that this whole video is secretly a sponsored ad for Activia yogurt.
I rewatched the Christmas bad boy video yesterday so I’m absolutely claiming the credit for ✨manifesting✨ this masterpiece
Thanks boo 🥰
Manifestation tings
Thank you for your service
Oh 😂 my goodness, Caleb! I am crying from laughing so hard 😅! Your review of this ridiculous story is so entertaining and so hilarious! I especially like that you interspersed those funny commercials while reading us the dialogue. You are a book reviewing and video creating humorous genius!
Thank you for carrying the community
As a woman of Culture™️, I recognize the reference to Jamie Lee Curtis’s striptease in True Lies. I don’t, however, understand why the f*ck the author is referencing a movie that’s older than the protagonist.
Agreed. I'm older than Caleb or the protagonist of this book, and I didn't even know this movie *existed* until I was in college.
I would have said Demi Moore from Striptease....even though its just as old a reference.
I got the True Lies reference, but the activia bit was more accurate for this cursed book tbh.
@Rach I mean, it's the only one she ever did in her entire film career. And it's a very memorable scene! Like, after I discovered the scene, I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in a whole new light
@Rach It’s THE most memorable part of that entire movie. Like, if you’ve seen True Lies, the image of middle-aged Jamie Lee Curtis being unabashedly sexy is gonna be indelibly etched in your brain.
“YEAST YEAST, is someone making bread?” has me cryinggg laughing
I read fanfics that were so much better than this 😂
Fr wtf
@Rach why do ace ppl always write the best smut?😂😂
@Linda Les late comment but I’m ace and it might be bc, in my experience, I see sex as a much more emotional thing bc I don’t understand how someone can look at someone and be like “I wanna [redacted] them” lmaooo. To me it’s more something you would share with somebody you’re really close to and be vulnerable with them. So that imo leads to better sex scenes than “ooo it’s so hot and sexy look it is so naughty and hot” with nothing emotional behind it. (Can you tell I love smut with feelings lmao)
Imagine going to this dom daddy’s house for the first time, expecting to have intercourse, but the entire time he just wants to give you a bath and have a tea party.
💀
Naurrr. 😭
Shit turned into a therapy session real quick
I was so curious about our queen Kitty Jones so I did a research about other books that she wrote and I discovered that this woman has actually a OBSESSION with lesbians and lots of books about it. So in name of representation I ask you master Caleb to review one of those.
Yasss we love our bisexual queen
Yes, the most unrealistic part of this book is a grad student having time for a s-- dungeon. Or for any kind of life at all outside of school.
im always bewildered by college students who are out here having constant one night stands WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME
“Peter is not the kind of man you say no to..at least from what I’ve been told” “…from who? 🤨” this KILLED me lmao
OMG after Caleb reacting to a mention of character with his name, I NEED him to read a book with the MC has his name and he compares what they do to the book versus how he is in real life! 😂
The Infinite Noise
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She has a book called "Beauty and the Lesbian Beast." I recommend you read that next.
That title alone
Is this fr?? Beauty and the lesbian beast what?? 💀
🧍…
is this a real book
it's probably about bestiality
Caleb's genuine horror over the pig squealing had me absolutely cracking up, this was a wild ride lmao
That Jamie Lee Curtis reference REALLY dated this author--Jamie had a super hot strip tease scene in a movie like 30 years ago that was decently big pop culture moment
At this point, I believe Kitty Jones is a mythical creature lmao
it's definitely weird that she uses child clothes and behaves like one while calling the dominant "daddy" and the guy is just turned on by that 💀💀💀💀 god the whole scenario it's a lil creepy
I regret to inform you that this not only happens, it's a massive fetish 😭
@@missconstruct6968 ddlg
ddlg/dmlb is pedophilic. i hate the idea of “no kink shaming” some of yall are pedophiles and it needs to be said.
@@missconstruct6968 its so sad tbh
yiu guys being disgusted by ddlg is so refreshing bc i just got off of #that side of twitter,,,, it was traumatizing
I COULDN'T agree more about the uncomfortableness of DDLG (and for that matter, the sexualization of the words mommy/daddy)
Thank. you. DDLG has never really sat well with me and I'm honestly kinda glad other people feel the same
Ok we love kinkshaming😍
@@agstinacueva1673 its not kinkshaming, they are speaking of how they feel towards it, they don't need to understant it 100%, but they didn't disrespect it so... also, you can see the problematic part of it even if you're a part of the DDLG community, cause every kink community has a problematic part on it.
@@agstinacueva1673 I unironically love kinkshaming
@@nadiawozniak1344 kinkshaming is my kink
Caleb is just actively choosing misery at this point. Thank you for sacrifing yourself for the sake of our entertainment, Master Caleb.😔
Do it more master Caleb, yes
"YEAST! YEAST! Is somebody baking bread?!"....the way I SCREAMED.....
That Jamie Lee Curtis section took an unexpected turn.
Kitty Jones has no shame, and honestly I love that about her
My asexual identity has been reaffirmed
Same
Lol same
@@3nvy05 same 🌞
Same
so basically if caleb had a submissive he wouldn’t punish them ✍️
This author deserves a date with that Bible verse paddle
Lmaoo this took me OUT
An author being allergic to the word said is an immediate red flag for me, characters shouldn’t be murmuring, purring and whispering all over the place
"She deserves a pat on the back... Or maybe a pat on the butt." I almost fucking choked on my lightly salted sunflower seeds, thanks.
This may not be the best video to leave this comment on, but I genuinely think that you are one of the greatest creators on this platform. You are a genius.
the disappointment i feel when i read any story with a submissive character, and the dominant person treats them like a baby… i literally gag
This video had me in genuine tears, Caleb's reactions and him imitating what he thought was happening in the book made the cringe so worth it to sit through
Not 7:30 where I thought he was summarizing the chapter intro and the reading is EXACTLY what was said 💀💀💀 I CANT!!!
OMG CALEB YOU'RE BACK AKFHAFHSHD my day instantly made
My night instantly made (it's midnight here lol)
Your impressions of the dialogue HAD ME ON THE FLOOR
WHY DID HE BRING UP HER FATHER IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT
i’m currently recovering from surgery and can’t do much, thank you for preventing me from losing my marbles for a bit longer!!
love your videos caleb thank u sm♥️
i’m laughing so hard my stitches hurt help
Hopefully the fits of laughter didn't mess with your stitches!
get well soon!
Well wishes to u on a safe and speedy recovery!!
the squealing genuinely had me bowed over with laughter this is so sinister
"I'm scared of commitment."
"Aren't we all??" 💁
The only relatable part of this whole book 🤣🤣🤣
(Omfg, the belt moves at the end are killing me!!!!) 💀💀
9:54 I came here expecting this woman to experience all kinds of debauchery at the hands of this daddy dom and instead we get a therapy session? I mean ok not what I was expecting but free therapy I guess.
When the world needed him most, he returned
CALEB MAKING ANOTHER SMUT BOOK VIDEO. THE WORLD IS HEALING
The "now that's what I call nasty" clip made me wheeze everytime. That's way more funny than it should be.
Girl, if you think is dangerous why did you sign a contract to have him dom you, i thought you were both supposed to enjoy yourselves how can you do that when you’re scared of him
Caleb: I promise I don’t have a submissive and I wouldn’t punish them
Also Caleb: *spanks his CZcams audience*
kitty jones is such an icon
im crying the meme popping up every time LMFAO
The painful thing is that I have genuinely said “i moisturize” in response to somebody saying my skin was soft 😂
Same. The worst thing is I literally said that to my boyfriend 😭😭
I said "I shaved" all proud of myself and sexy-like after a man told me my legs were soft before realizing a. Duh And b. I just admitted that I frequently don't 🤦🔫💀
15:02 “Then why is she a frequent face in a sex dungeon!?” Still my favourite part
the amount of times caleb gets the wrong idea about what noises a character makes is astronomical
"Im a hardcore daddy" is the funniest line ive ever heard
need a "i'm a hardcore daddy" bumper sticker
my cat was napping next to me, but i started laughing so hard she had to leave my bed and go to hers
Welcome back, Caleb! It’s refreshing to see your adorable face and hear your sassy voice again!💕
Gasp! A bad girl and not a bad boy?????? Scandalous
Everyone should subscribe for this channel for that opening line alone.
these books are always the same but somehow watching you tear them apart is so fun 💀
This is exactly what i expected after the absence. Welcome back
"She's gonna get pounded into another dimension" IM DONE 😭 😭
this is literally written the exact same way wattpad smut is written by 14 year olds
i could not stop laughing when “master caleb” showed up
Of all the sexy dance scenes in movies, she really decided True Lies was the best one...
Glad someone else caught the True Lies reference
I've had a really long week at work, but this video has made me laugh so much, so thanks, Caleb! But sidenote: in that context, the talk of whether or not her actual father used to pamper her made me feel ILL, like why are you talking about her dad just after putting your hand between her legs and asking to spank her 🤢
I was legitimately crying with laughter at this one. A grown woman in an Elsa dress spilling tea dramatically and running away like a child during a Dom session is hilarious. Keep up the great work, Caleb, you are finding true art out there
These type of videos from Caleb always have me laughing so hard??? This book was a mess!
this video is my joker. ive been WAITING on an upload im so excited.
Caleb’s sense of humour is always such a treat 😂
Maybe the real bad girls were the dom daddies we made along the way
💀
AGE PLAY IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND PROBLEMATIC UR RIGHT!!!!
i was painting my nails while watching this and got nail polish everywhere from laughing too hard 💀
aside from the ageplay, i dont think these books are bad lmao. its like how you dont pay attention to cinematography in porn, its just supposed to be a fun fantasy. its a book meant for pleasure, and honestly i respect it
Okay, piss
@@justperpetuallybothered3474 i forgot i was called that
@@piss4429 Lmao pls i love you
@@piss4429 best username ever
As an asexual, I completely agree with your concerns about ageplay and childishness as attractive. I also understand that I fundamentally don't understand the appeal of most kinks.
I hope this comes out as an audiobook! Come to think of it, Caleb would be a great narrator for this book. Or any of the books he reviews!!!!!
Thank god Caleb is baaaack!
i cant stop looking at your reflection, its so interesting to see you talk from that angle for some reason lmao
I lost it at "I don't own a tub"
At around 5:57 I didn't catch the "I rise, standing quickly" and just imagined her fucking doing the Pluto dance from mickey mouse clubhouse 😭
another hilarious video!! i'm so hype whenever you upload. and i agree with you about ageplay -- some kinks should definitely be looked at with a critical eye.
I’m not gonna lie as a kinkster this shit is accurate but yeah it’s so poorly written that it just makes us look weird 😭
I've been rewatching his videos all day and wondering when he'll post a new one, here we are lmao my wish has been granted
Also, that hair!! Adorable af
Oh wow so she's *really* going for daddy issues like girl I'm just here for the smut, get off my case e.e
😂😂, The way I screamed when I read this comment
I've been binging all your old videos - I know, my fault for discovering you so late - and you honestly always brighten up my mood. Love your content and thoughts and everything! So excited for your upcoming videos!
11:27 “after this im actually really excited for my future in….. submissive.” *questions all life choices* aljdksjdks
was having kinda a not awesome day, immediately cheered up when i saw that you've uploaded! love your content
“i don’t know much about dominant daddies… as you can imagine” i’m dead 💀
please never stop uploading these, this just made my entire week
caleb your hair looks fly as hell