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  • @rainymeadows3447
    @rainymeadows3447 Před 4 lety +5753

    The fact that this is a Wattpad book has me ASTOUNDED that none of the girls fell in love with their kidnapper and ended up living kidnappily ever after

    • @Rvnvmpir
      @Rvnvmpir Před 4 lety +145

      Nah one of the chicks had some history w the guy, but I don't think she ever fell in love w the guy

    • @stellar__stevie
      @stellar__stevie Před 4 lety +437

      kiDNAPPILY EVER AFTER LMFAO

    • @moonie907
      @moonie907 Před 4 lety +124

      kidnappily ever after 😭

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Před 4 lety +51

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

    • @siennadavid3692
      @siennadavid3692 Před 4 lety +160

      Actually, one of the girls Rose actually was in love with them. Before she was kidnapped, they were in love theoretically. He took her to his home hoping that she would be his wife, but she discovered the flower girls, which then "forced" him to convert her into a flower girl. He always wished that that didn't happen and that he could be her husband. Rose never wanted to hurt him and never wanted to escape. She was in love with him and he was in love with her.
      I know this because I read the book this summer [Ha, that's her name] on a beach trip because I finished my book and that was the book my friend brought.

  • @lucyk4119
    @lucyk4119 Před 5 lety +3831

    Girl: *gets kidnapped*
    Caleb: 'you need to look on the bright side! At least you have a pretty name!'

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 Před 4 lety +1546

    Summer : I've just looked at over 14,000,000 possible escape plans.
    Violet : How many do we succeed?
    Summer : the one where we *hit* him.

  • @alexandriaking8544
    @alexandriaking8544 Před 5 lety +3416

    Nobody:
    Female MCs on Wattpad: IM SO BORING AND PLAIN

    • @tapititytap
      @tapititytap Před 4 lety +93

      Alexandria KING boring brown hair and boring brown eyes

    • @Mandombb
      @Mandombb Před 4 lety +113

      read : *supermodel pretty* PLAIN

    • @MechaWyvern707
      @MechaWyvern707 Před 4 lety +14

      Tsumugi from DRV3 in a nutshell

    • @ameliajames1463
      @ameliajames1463 Před 4 lety +36

      Fancast: a literal supermodel

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 4 lety +18

      That makes me wanna slam my head into my wall I swear to god, it's so annoying! Give characters PERSONAILITY people! It's not difficult!

  • @ritac3339
    @ritac3339 Před 5 lety +2227

    Caleb: "Maybe she's dead. Maybe she's not."
    Me: Maybe she's Maybelline

  • @corelei
    @corelei Před 5 lety +5078

    "this was originally written on wattpad" that's how you know you're in for a treat

    • @grainneocruhuir6383
      @grainneocruhuir6383 Před 5 lety +110

      Cordula The Platypus by Natasha Preston aka watt pad sensation.....Natasha Preston

    • @sophierudolph5192
      @sophierudolph5192 Před 5 lety +6

      Honestly so true

    • @lotorsempire90
      @lotorsempire90 Před 5 lety +6

      So true. Has wattpad ever came out with worthwhile?

    • @claryy8
      @claryy8 Před 5 lety +13

      @@lotorsempire90 The Famoux is actually a pretty good Wattpad story 🤔 sadly, the only one I know 😂

    • @sophierudolph5192
      @sophierudolph5192 Před 5 lety +45

      I’ve made the mistake on multiple occasions of buying a book because it sounds really good and then finding out when it arrives that it’s a watt pad book and I instantly regret it

  • @HunterBoyleReacts
    @HunterBoyleReacts Před 5 lety +2651

    I mean... he could have called her Hydrangea.
    You kept saying "Poppy," but I heard it as "papi" and i was thinking, "why the heck is he calling the girl daddy?"

  • @SP-mf4je
    @SP-mf4je Před 5 lety +1768

    “She’s lucky that she got Lily, she could have got something like Eucalyptus or something.” I CHOKED OMG 😂

  • @reganelsberry8756
    @reganelsberry8756 Před 5 lety +3297

    Book: “She screamed a deep, animal, throaty scream.”
    Caleb: “rEEEEEEEE-“

    • @bubbletea2191
      @bubbletea2191 Před 5 lety +38

      I CHOKED- 😂😂💀

    • @EmmaPie13
      @EmmaPie13 Před 4 lety +8

      Can anyone put a time stamp on that? XD

    • @raerivers
      @raerivers Před 4 lety +16

      23:29 💕

    • @amranth5946
      @amranth5946 Před 4 lety +6

      Regan Elsberry ooooOOoO

    • @9annax
      @9annax Před 4 lety +2

      Wryyyyyyyy- Dio Brando or Summer we don't know yet

  • @blacklez
    @blacklez Před 5 lety +2054

    * Originally written on Wattpad *
    Ah shit, here we go again

    • @hehejeheehebeulgkksnend2515
      @hehejeheehebeulgkksnend2515 Před 5 lety +18

      I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE SKHEDHDJS

    • @Cecilia-wg4xf
      @Cecilia-wg4xf Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @TiffWaffles
      @TiffWaffles Před 4 lety +27

      The thing is that there are a lot of good quality stories on Wattpad. For example, in the historical fiction genre and fantasy sections. This book is one of many works that manage to get loose in the real world that is very poor quality. I think that whoever allowed this book to be published should have said that it wasn't ready to be published. It is problematic, is poorly written, and very poor quality. The author herself is very problematic as well. She refuses to listen to the criticism directed to her stories.

    • @localbaddie_8438
      @localbaddie_8438 Před rokem +1

      @@TiffWaffles I don't think it's that much of a big deal. Everyone starts somewhere

  • @Victoria-cm7yh
    @Victoria-cm7yh Před 4 lety +1384

    If the kidnapper really wanted to run with the flower theme, he could have named himself something that related to flowers but was slightly more intimidating. Like "The Gardener" or "Aphid". "Clover" just makes him sound like a particularly earnest hippie or a mild-mannered dairy cow.

    • @TheaTheGenius
      @TheaTheGenius Před 4 lety +121

      mIlD mAnNeReD DaIrY cOw
      I'm WHEEZING 😂😂😂

    • @ok-mt7iz
      @ok-mt7iz Před 4 lety +146

      yeahhh “the gardener” would’ve been so cool :0

    • @martalencastre8176
      @martalencastre8176 Před 3 lety +84

      "The Butterfly Garden" has a "Gardner" that kidnaps women and tattoos them intricately to resemble butterflies...

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 Před 2 lety +4

      I LOVE that! 😂

    • @Mattmurdockswife216
      @Mattmurdockswife216 Před 2 lety +4

      Mild mannered dairy cow oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dudebro2282
    @dudebro2282 Před 5 lety +2089

    “Warmly but sadly” she could have just said “pitiful” it’s not that complex.

    • @amranth5946
      @amranth5946 Před 4 lety +97

      dude bro I don’t think Natasha Preston has a vocabulary higher than a 3rd grader XD

    • @smallandstressed2364
      @smallandstressed2364 Před 4 lety +138

      Bittersweet, somber, solemn, downtrodden, halfhearted, mournful, resigned, hopeless…
      “an uneasy smile she sent to me set a weight in my stomach. I could tell from her eyes that she had seen other girls end up here, all with lives to live and dreams to follow, and watched them lose the initial will to bother. All conveyed in a simple, dreadful smile”
      Literally anything to give complexity to a simple gesture (and by no means am I a good author, I was just spewing words).

    • @pikapower_kirby
      @pikapower_kirby Před 4 lety +32

      @@smallandstressed2364 Your version is a definite improvement!

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +5

      like, i that kind of thing happens sometimes to me when writting, because english is not my first language and maybe i can find the word in my head in the moment, but usually i correct it when i reread....

    • @marshmallows394
      @marshmallows394 Před 3 lety +7

      bro she’s a wattpad author, i’d be impressed if she knows the word “conform”

  • @alyssaj8779
    @alyssaj8779 Před 5 lety +8275

    Considering it's a wattpad book, we're lucky she didn't fall in love with her kidnapper. Could've been worse.

    • @cori4727
      @cori4727 Před 5 lety +726

      As soon as the video started, I thought for SURE that was what was going to happen.
      I'm slightly disappointed it didn't because I would have loved Caleb's commentary on that trash lol

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz Před 5 lety +137

      I 100% expected this.

    • @tomtomtomtomtomtomtom
      @tomtomtomtomtomtomtom Před 5 lety +95

      No but I’m pretty sure one of the other girls (Rose maybe?) did have some Stockholm syndrome so uh...ya
      That’s in the wattpad book at least not sure about the final one

    • @Arlothed1no
      @Arlothed1no Před 5 lety +109

      I've seen some pretty decent kidnapping books and one that I wish was more popular (don't remember the name) was more focused on the horrors of kidnapping and actually exhibited full-on trauma. I wish I remembered the name. I read it when I got my start on wattpad. But it was the rare well-written book.

    • @aznSeddie
      @aznSeddie Před 5 lety +12

      Lol, tbh, I expected that to happen.

  • @lissak.8320
    @lissak.8320 Před 5 lety +8377

    if Audible had a Sarcastic reading option, this how I hope it sounds

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +433

      I wish this was a thing can you imagine a sarcastic Fifty Shades? 😂

    • @agentstache135
      @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +104

      Rachtop Look Up Gilbert Gottfried reads fifty shades

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 Před 5 lety +24

      @@rach3092 I would actually listen to that one.

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 Před 4 lety +34

      Including the commentary

    • @Bee-ld6qk
      @Bee-ld6qk Před 4 lety +4

      Elissa Kadamani aam vecfZnp

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier Před 5 lety +1115

    “She’s getting kidnapped, but at least she has integrity and follows the rules.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @somedumbthot9889
      @somedumbthot9889 Před 4 lety +28

      “If you’re gonna kidnap some girls, at least them something pretty”

  • @krunchyk1tk4t28
    @krunchyk1tk4t28 Před 4 lety +1573

    Everyone: dont hit him the last girl got killed
    Violet 2.0: rip her but im different

    • @anvisriva1824
      @anvisriva1824 Před 4 lety +71

      And then she died that same way 😭

    • @Shouri17
      @Shouri17 Před 3 lety +64

      She thought she wasn’t like those other girls

    • @Mattmurdockswife216
      @Mattmurdockswife216 Před 2 lety +13

      She’s not like other violets she’s a quirky violet

  • @Mels0103
    @Mels0103 Před 5 lety +1123

    "Originally written on Wattpad" here we go, y'all

    • @todoxx
      @todoxx Před 5 lety +30

      Mels A horror story in 4 words

    • @ioanna3455
      @ioanna3455 Před 5 lety +13

      I am a fan of published books but wattpad has some good books 🤷

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz Před 5 lety

      @@ioanna3455 'some' being the key word. Didn't My Immortal start on Wattpad?

    • @ioanna3455
      @ioanna3455 Před 5 lety

      @@Harry-cy5vz i don't know. I haven't read it😂But I'll search it

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Před 5 lety +8

      ah shit, here we go again

  • @faithm5736
    @faithm5736 Před 5 lety +1104

    Wasn’t violet the one who said “don’t try anything, ok?” and then went and spat on the kidnapper’s face? getting a few mixed signals here love

  • @sourpatchstarkids
    @sourpatchstarkids Před 4 lety +808

    “What do you mean the second Lily??” Like read the room girl
    IM CRYIN

  • @bootyceps8077
    @bootyceps8077 Před 5 lety +2559

    yo i literally busted out laughing at "she coulda gotten eucalyptus or something" SJSJS

  • @lisaholzhoferlh
    @lisaholzhoferlh Před 5 lety +4126

    caleb: she smiled warmly but sadly
    caleb:
    caleb: so she’s like :}

  • @beatleobsessed99
    @beatleobsessed99 Před 5 lety +1600

    I love how Lily always wants them to work together but both times the Violets start the attack she just stands there watching and doesn't help

  • @infinitelyfinite3596
    @infinitelyfinite3596 Před 5 lety +975

    "she screamed a deep feral scream"
    caleb: *ooOOwooOO*

  • @SarahBo
    @SarahBo Před 5 lety +4198

    The world needs a needs a super arrogant main character that gets turned down by every other character. Like at the beginning of the book they describe themself as stunning and everyone thinks they're average. Just to shake it up.

    • @lilaclore
      @lilaclore Před 5 lety +135

      Sarah Bo that would be s great idea but a ton of readers like to see characters they think are similar to them

    • @gingersnapcam7334
      @gingersnapcam7334 Před 5 lety +104

      Ever read Gone With The Wind??? 👀💕🔥

    • @Fortnitemcgamer
      @Fortnitemcgamer Před 5 lety +92

      Lol Catcher in the Rye has a scene like that and it's great

    • @Taifune81
      @Taifune81 Před 5 lety +64

      Hard to get into the mind of a narcissist when you're normal, although the idea has potential

    • @ollie2111
      @ollie2111 Před 5 lety +33

      Well they kinda did that with the second Guardians of the Galaxy. He won't get the girl till he shapes up a bit

  • @izzyx2839
    @izzyx2839 Před 5 lety +1794

    Me:
    Caleb:
    Everyone else:
    Summer: wHaT DOeS hE wAnT?!!!

    • @agentstache135
      @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +29

      Thank you for using this meme in a way that makes sense

    • @shesus1986
      @shesus1986 Před 5 lety +5

      @@agentstache135 YES

    • @willnotshutup
      @willnotshutup Před 5 lety +16

      ur supposed to call her Lily. say ur sorry

  • @dantesgarbagefire4844
    @dantesgarbagefire4844 Před 4 lety +535

    Clover: *breathes*
    Lily: what’s going on? What’s happening? What do you mean? He’s psycho. He’s insane. I’ve gotta get out of here. He’s going to kill me. I’m going to die. My name isn’t Lily. He’s a creep.

  • @emilynelson3166
    @emilynelson3166 Před 5 lety +1988

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    not a soul:
    Caleb: PEEL HIM

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 Před 4 lety +64

      Emily Nelson
      He gets kidnapped and renamed Banana 😂

    • @greenbean9833
      @greenbean9833 Před 4 lety +19

      Yeah when he’s laying down PeEl hIm!!!!!

    • @ViolettaSachra
      @ViolettaSachra Před 4 lety +3

      I watched Red Sparrow lately and BOY now the "peel him!" comment sounds genuinely terrifying D:

    • @kayokay470
      @kayokay470 Před 4 lety +6

      I snort-laughed so hard when he said that.

    • @Mattmurdockswife216
      @Mattmurdockswife216 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

  • @afsheenmaho
    @afsheenmaho Před 5 lety +1506

    lily: gets kidnapped
    caleb: look at the positive side

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa Před 5 lety +54

      Girls: are kidnapped by a psychopath and kept prisoner
      Caleb: You have a tv! And a kitchen! This is a pad!

    • @tomtomtomtomtomtomtom
      @tomtomtomtomtomtomtom Před 5 lety +25

      I’m wondering bc of how Caleb reacted if they uh...took out all the violent rape and beatings that was in the wattpad version
      Cuz that was freaking wild

  • @esperanzaa7381
    @esperanzaa7381 Před 5 lety +751

    "Okay Dora" do you understand how painful it is to get protein shake up your nose from laughing/coughing

    • @kreeesqeeel
      @kreeesqeeel Před 4 lety +28

      Oh man I had to stop eating my pasta halfway through because I was laughing way too hard

    • @natstewgirl
      @natstewgirl Před 4 lety +10

      My half-chewed swedish meatballs agree with this assessment.

  • @Kay-wp8xf
    @Kay-wp8xf Před 4 lety +805

    Plan: everyone grab a pan and have a field day hitting him, one dude with a lil knife has no chance against 3-4 women with cast iron skillets

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 Před 4 lety +149

      Yea and heat up the skillets first and try to hit in soft places

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 Před 4 lety +26

      exactly. stupid flower girls

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 Před 4 lety +51

      human bean yess they have an oven. or they could say they want to fry something and ask for oil. when he approaches the pot, all the girls come up to him and push his head in like the one in the scream Queens scene/ pour the oil on him.

    • @AmateurGhoul
      @AmateurGhoul Před 4 lety +9

      Deadass

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s Před 3 lety +14

      Tangled, Rapunzel vibes

  • @blurryreads3591
    @blurryreads3591 Před 5 lety +845

    “She knew she was missing, why is she surprised?” This video made my week 😂😂😂

  • @deliciouscinnamonbun722
    @deliciouscinnamonbun722 Před 5 lety +1296

    *whispers* ok, I know it wont make the book any better but I genuinely think "The Garden" would be a much cooler title....

    • @WJLMAROON
      @WJLMAROON Před 5 lety +91

      Delicious Cinnamon bun you have such a point. Especially since the cellar is like the one from thats so raven 😂

    • @tijanakovac7865
      @tijanakovac7865 Před 5 lety +72

      Or house plants

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple Před 5 lety +40

      @@tijanakovac7865 ooh, I like House Plants

    • @rattling.casket
      @rattling.casket Před 5 lety +49

      @@joedyisonfire4903 mskdmkdm The *Undergarden* SKAKSKSKKSMS

    • @foolishdragonbacon
      @foolishdragonbacon Před 5 lety +32

      Kinda off topic but the Butterfly Garden is a very similar concept, but with the focus on butterflies rather than flowers (and it has much better writing). So yeah, I agree, the Garden would have been a much better title.

  • @grainneocruhuir6383
    @grainneocruhuir6383 Před 5 lety +731

    The way you know your in a healthy relationship is when you think your SO is blind for dating you....

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +35

      This girl just SCREAMS nice girl lol

  • @brocipher3298
    @brocipher3298 Před 5 lety +284

    “She screamed a deep, feral scream: UwU UwU UwU”

  • @imjune8373
    @imjune8373 Před 4 lety +239

    Favorite lines:
    1. Sarcastically: "Ok, Dora."
    2. "My question is... Why dontcha peel him??"
    3. "Why didn't all three girls grab a pan, JUST BEAT EM UP! ...Idiots.

  • @rockstarangel151
    @rockstarangel151 Před 5 lety +228

    Victim: *gets kidnapped*
    Novel: *Skips over death of another character*
    Friend of victim: *shows victim newspaper article of disappearance*
    Caleb: "It's the newspaper that says that she's missing and she's like 'oh no' but like she knew she was missing ,why is she surprised?"
    Me: Bitch I'm dead!

  • @dar.ia21
    @dar.ia21 Před 5 lety +169

    Time to name my kid Eucalyptus

  • @kerosine2896
    @kerosine2896 Před 4 lety +545

    Clover: *breathes*
    Lily:
    *PSYCHO*

  • @chlckorita
    @chlckorita Před 5 lety +758

    Omg I actually read this when it was on wattpad and it ended with clover sending her flowers to her home 💀 and in OG she was actually assaulted + rose was like in love with clover

    • @cgi_angel6001
      @cgi_angel6001 Před 4 lety +286

      dang it, I knew that someone had to be in love with the killer!

    • @rhysgrammling4531
      @rhysgrammling4531 Před 4 lety +70

      That's the one I read! Also there's a sequel it's on their profile.

    • @grimberriz
      @grimberriz Před 4 lety +81

      Ngl that sounds so much interesting than what it changed.

    • @elmartinez333
      @elmartinez333 Před 4 lety +78

      I'm so glad someone else remembers this cuz I forreal had a moment where I was like "did I read a different but super similar shitty book than whan he did...?"

    • @gottzd.3774
      @gottzd.3774 Před 4 lety +36

      I remember reading the OG one, but forgot about the whole Rose in love thing, the old WP times, gosh I read so many bad stories

  • @corelei
    @corelei Před 5 lety +222

    "hooking up non-consensually" i feel like there's a word for that

    • @agentstache135
      @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +109

      Shhhhhhhh, that’s how you end up demonetized. Sis gotta get that coin

    • @gildedfoxs
      @gildedfoxs Před 5 lety +17

      yeah the "hook up with him one last time" bit sounded weird coming from him idk

    • @gildedfoxs
      @gildedfoxs Před 5 lety +3

      @nan for sure! though i don't think "hooking up" with him (as part of the plan) would be consensual in any way still.

    • @medbhf
      @medbhf Před 5 lety +1

      Hmm i dont know

  • @quinn4309
    @quinn4309 Před 5 lety +457

    “Start peeling him” 😂💀💀

  • @monicaerwin3359
    @monicaerwin3359 Před 5 lety +528

    Caleb: start peeling him!
    Me: *writes that down in my “in case I’m kidnapped” journal*

  • @tayam7016
    @tayam7016 Před 5 lety +189

    “I’m not gonna read it in that voice the whole time.”
    *continues to read it in that voice*

  • @jcorh3357
    @jcorh3357 Před 5 lety +431

    wattpad truly is just......an endless supply of strange gifts

    • @venus9727
      @venus9727 Před 5 lety +3

      lacrymarya that makes you regret your choices....yeah

    • @boldanabrasevic3020
      @boldanabrasevic3020 Před 5 lety +5

      Like male pregnancy

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 Před 5 lety +6

      lacrymarya it’s unfortunately the gift that keeps on giving

  • @elucid8d
    @elucid8d Před 5 lety +294

    "she couldve gotten something ugly like... eucalyptus or something"

  • @rubys1503
    @rubys1503 Před 5 lety +286

    “Why don’t you peel him?!” I literally cried

  • @gabriellepowell8613
    @gabriellepowell8613 Před 5 lety +150

    19:20
    “What do you have?”
    “A *knife!* “
    “NO!”

  • @SnowbunnieCT
    @SnowbunnieCT Před 5 lety +440

    You're a Lily, Harry!

  • @Skylinersontape
    @Skylinersontape Před 5 lety +849

    Caleb without glasses??? Is this becoming a trend?

    • @emmaliztv
      @emmaliztv Před 5 lety +20

      Wack

    • @_elle
      @_elle Před 5 lety +60

      I've started wearing my own glasses to make up for the loss

    • @Skylinersontape
      @Skylinersontape Před 5 lety +21

      @@_elle it's been going on for longer on his second channel... It's a thing... I'm putting on my glasses in solidarity

    • @_elle
      @_elle Před 5 lety +19

      @@Skylinersontape #specs4caleb🙏

    • @josieg.608
      @josieg.608 Před 5 lety +7

      trashymemes he has a second channel?

  • @rayray7847
    @rayray7847 Před 4 lety +375

    " shower twice everyday "
    I felt my curly hair die :/

  • @amessiguess3773
    @amessiguess3773 Před 4 lety +298

    "He's a single man, living alone, with women's shoes???"
    Uh, yeah, maybe guy does drag. Don't judge, Lewis.

  • @braedenl1503
    @braedenl1503 Před 5 lety +287

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul in the entire universe:
    Summer/Lily: asks a stupid question

  • @LadyJenevia
    @LadyJenevia Před 5 lety +496

    I laughed LOUDLY when you acted out the slap-and-run, 10 out of 10 physical comedy! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paigeoschwald9159
      @paigeoschwald9159 Před 5 lety +7

      LadyJenevia that’s all i could think of when he read that section of the book & i was all too happy when he acted it out 😂

    • @queendsheena1
      @queendsheena1 Před 5 lety +6

      Super hilarious.

  • @thatsmyOPINION
    @thatsmyOPINION Před 4 lety +169

    "She coulda got something like.... Eucalyptus or something....."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @devinwalker4161
      @devinwalker4161 Před 4 lety +1

      That's My Opinion I was wearing when he said that

  • @person-iw8qj
    @person-iw8qj Před 5 lety +112

    "what do you mean im the second lily?"
    "read the room, girl!"
    😂😂

  • @phoenixrises626
    @phoenixrises626 Před 5 lety +222

    My name is Shannon and I FELT that sarcastic "Okay, Shannon!". 😂🤣

    • @shannonwatts648
      @shannonwatts648 Před 5 lety +7

      Shannon S. Oh my god same I felt slightly attacked 😂

    • @medbhf
      @medbhf Před 5 lety +3

      SHANNON i thought your name is Rose

  • @spindlyspiders4004
    @spindlyspiders4004 Před 5 lety +654

    Me: Oh I remember reading a book called the cellar years ago on wattpad it was the only non trashy thing!
    *hears this was from wattpad*
    *hears kidnapped girl*
    *reads the title again*
    Me: :O

  • @emmaindeed7920
    @emmaindeed7920 Před 3 lety +88

    I'm pretty sure that he doesn't choose girls that he thinks are perfect, he chooses the ones who don't seem to have any capacity of escaping places

  • @BlackWolf-or2lv
    @BlackWolf-or2lv Před 5 lety +255

    CALEB, PLEASE
    Be a reader in Audible Book with the sarcastic reading PLUS your commentary of "YEAH YOU GO GIRL"
    I'd buy every single book you read cause it brings me LIFE

  • @roset6238
    @roset6238 Před 5 lety +428

    remember in the wattpad version when violet very blatantly knew that she would die if she stood up and so she did and get this: died because yeah me too

    • @citizenmalkane
      @citizenmalkane Před 5 lety +5

      is that micheal fucking kelso

    • @angeldeviltears
      @angeldeviltears Před 5 lety +34

      the epitome of that «i wanna fucking die - saaame» vine

    • @camelia2306
      @camelia2306 Před 5 lety +1

      @@citizenmalkane he's so fine !!

    • @roset6238
      @roset6238 Před 5 lety +1

      Uncle Hyde's Church yes and what about it

    • @citizenmalkane
      @citizenmalkane Před 5 lety +2

      @@roset6238 i see you are a fellow intellectual

  • @evies.1018
    @evies.1018 Před 5 lety +80

    I thought you were gonna say ‘kidnapped by One Direction’ and not gonna lie I was terrified for a moment.

  • @flamemasterelan
    @flamemasterelan Před 4 lety +96

    Idea: when you're cooking his eggs, just use the hot pan as a bludgeoning tool. It doesn't have to be sharp if he's unconscious and looks like Harvey Dent.

    • @flamemasterelan
      @flamemasterelan Před 4 lety +9

      Chekhov's Pan.
      Also, I'm sad that they never made it for coffee. It would've been better if they just had a nice, peaceful cup of joe and then he shoved her in his van and took her home afterwards.

  • @UnusuallySunny
    @UnusuallySunny Před rokem +29

    They had pots and a working stove and no one’s thought to throw boiled water on him? I’d even vomit on him to try and throw him off for an escape!

    • @Hi_buddywazup
      @Hi_buddywazup Před 5 měsíci +2

      The funny thing is summer literally suggested(or thought of) throwing a pot of boiling water on him…but never did. Like What’s the point of writing that into the story and not have the characters attempt to do it? 😭

  • @carsonsilas1869
    @carsonsilas1869 Před 5 lety +212

    the funniest thing is caleb’s attitude whenever he reviews a bad book

  • @s.o.2628
    @s.o.2628 Před 5 lety +279

    Dude there are so many bad flower names out there... like “Stinking Corpse Lilly,” “Dead Horse Arum,” or “Western Skunk Cabbage”... Lilly’s pretty lucky, all things considered. She could’ve been something like Cowslip or Bogbean

  • @erikaserika
    @erikaserika Před 5 lety +124

    Honestly with a name like Clover you should have given him that valley-girl accent.

  • @showandtell1313
    @showandtell1313 Před 4 lety +43

    'but we have to work together!'
    ''ok dora''
    I YEETED

  • @spencerallegra
    @spencerallegra Před 5 lety +322

    “Ya girl get crunk”
    Me every time you upload..

  • @samibobami
    @samibobami Před 5 lety +774

    I remember reading that when I was like 12 thinking it was genius. I tried to read it about a year ago and only then did I realize just how BAD IT IS. goodness, poor natasha

    • @rosie_rod02
      @rosie_rod02 Před 5 lety +11

      Sami god same 😂 same with the sequel

    • @lilicalvo94
      @lilicalvo94 Před 5 lety +36

      omg me too. I remember reading it and thinking it was a legit literature masterpiece but hearing it now its lowkey GARBAGE 😂😂😂

    • @buzzinbea
      @buzzinbea Před 5 lety +27

      Wo w So we all read this in middle school and loved it huh? I had the same experience!! I d on 't remember it being so repetitive/monotonous!! 😂

    • @clairemurray4014
      @clairemurray4014 Před 5 lety +9

      I read this book when I was twelve and I would read lines to my friends, and just make fun of it and all of my friends read it after me. It was a tough experience.

    • @snowyThesylveon
      @snowyThesylveon Před 5 lety +4

      I remember trying to read this!! I don't even remember what I searched up, but I got through about three chapters. Didn't recognize the name until I heard the 'lily' part.

  • @Laura-cn5gu
    @Laura-cn5gu Před 4 lety +63

    "Why don't you peel him?" Iconic

  • @loveitsonlybabyscars6778
    @loveitsonlybabyscars6778 Před 4 lety +96

    Are we going to ignore the fact that they could have thrown boiling water on him ?????

  • @VolleyPuppy91
    @VolleyPuppy91 Před 5 lety +144

    "We have to work together!"
    "Okay Dora." xD

  • @st0lenmeme
    @st0lenmeme Před 5 lety +395

    I remember reading this on Wattpad and being both completely engrossed and absolutely baffled at the same time.
    four minutes into this video I don’t remember it being THAT bad lmao

  • @sagetucker5558
    @sagetucker5558 Před 4 lety +83

    I like how she doesn't even tries to run, but instead has a whole 2 minute conversation with this guy.

  • @katethemathnerd
    @katethemathnerd Před rokem +23

    My number one takeaway from this review is that if I ever get kidnapped by a psychopath, I want Caleb to get kidnapped with me. We’d be out of that cellar in 30 minutes or less.

  • @achilles3055
    @achilles3055 Před 5 lety +303

    Oh what do you have there?
    A K N I F E

  • @cococostorm
    @cococostorm Před 5 lety +297

    But did you notice that everytime they wanted to escape, somebody else did the hitting part meanwhile our main girl was on the sideline waiting so she could get out...:D :D

    • @fictionlover695
      @fictionlover695 Před rokem +3

      2 or 3 of them hitting together would've been better...he would be surrounded..but noooo

  • @moonbunny24
    @moonbunny24 Před 5 lety +77

    The whole “kidnapped girls who are renamed after flowers” setup was literally the premise for a creepypasta I read years ago omg this is so funny
    It even had where there had been other girls assigned the same flower name who’d been killed off

  • @blues6386
    @blues6386 Před 5 lety +41

    “Maybe he does drag”
    JSSKSKSKSKJDKDJSS. IM SCREAMING

  • @pancakeofdestiny
    @pancakeofdestiny Před 5 lety +197

    2 minutes in and this already sounds like it was written by an AI that synthesized other Wattpad books.

  • @calyx5880
    @calyx5880 Před 5 lety +336

    How it’s always the Violet girl being the one getting beat up or killed...I spot a pattern. Sounds like the author knew someone named Violet she really disliked XD

  • @BlackParade727
    @BlackParade727 Před 4 lety +83

    Literally why does he even buy them shoes if they never leave the house. It's so weird and bad that that's why he's suspected and caught 😂😂😂

  • @lydiaking6341
    @lydiaking6341 Před 3 lety +60

    Another thing that kind of annoyed me about Summer is that she constantly talks about missing Lewis, but not her parents or brother.

    • @estrellaashleywilliams4061
      @estrellaashleywilliams4061 Před 2 lety +10

      She did mentioned her family a few times but said that thinking about them made her depressed but thinking about Lewis made her more hopeful and I have the feeling that she wasn't that close to her family at all and felt that Lewis loves and cares for her more than her own family care about her.

    • @exhaustedhomo7059
      @exhaustedhomo7059 Před rokem +1

      SHE HAS A BROTHER?

  • @bubbles4897
    @bubbles4897 Před 5 lety +245

    So this is basically the “you not my dad” vine gone wrong?

  • @RashmikaLikesBooks
    @RashmikaLikesBooks Před 5 lety +277

    Me:
    Caleb:
    Everyone:
    Lily: wHy diD hE dO tHaT??

  • @haggisa
    @haggisa Před 5 lety +57

    “The prostitutes are doing harm, harm to the innocent families of the men, that use them.
    So why doesn’t he kill the men?”
    Oh Caleb, you sweet summer child.
    Also, i loved how this was a 30 minute worth of Caleb bashing on the Socratic Method. I can just imagine him as a teacher.
    Student: tentatively raises hand
    Caleb: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!1!!1!!!!

  • @abbiejordan4166
    @abbiejordan4166 Před 4 lety +36

    Oh my god
    “Read the room girl” SENT ME

  • @agentstache135
    @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +315

    This entire book could’ve been redeemed with one (1) cameo from Detective J. J. Bittenbinder

    • @lilaclore
      @lilaclore Před 5 lety +38

      Agent Stache S T R E E T S M A R T S

    • @emmasylvia842
      @emmasylvia842 Před 5 lety +35

      Forreal where’s her money clip? You want it? GO GET IT

    • @ladygrace7585
      @ladygrace7585 Před 5 lety +27

      Throw him off his rhythm with little 8 year old shoes!

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 Před 5 lety +24

      She would’ve been okay if knocked out the trunk light and stuck her little hand outside

    • @shannonwatts648
      @shannonwatts648 Před 5 lety +17

      ThrOw ThEm oFf ThEiR rHyThm!!!

  • @Jack-jj8xx
    @Jack-jj8xx Před 5 lety +220

    Why don't you peel him? 10/10 foolproof escape plan!

  • @teagansavage3670
    @teagansavage3670 Před 4 lety +77

    OH MY GOSH I READ THIS BOOK ON WATTPAD LIKE 7 YEARS AGO I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF IT'S REACH HOW DID IT FIND ME

  • @alienanna111
    @alienanna111 Před 4 lety +60

    isnt this basically the storyline of a criminal minds episode with the whole flower names

    • @Diego-wl5mj
      @Diego-wl5mj Před 4 lety

      it is the criminal minds episode

    • @ameliajames1463
      @ameliajames1463 Před 4 lety

      I'm watching that episode right now and had to come back to see if anyone pointed that out

  • @jordangarcia8939
    @jordangarcia8939 Před 5 lety +232

    “Ya know...just peel him.:)”-insanereader 2019

  • @lj2659
    @lj2659 Před 5 lety +128

    “Welcome to another episode of me screaming.” 😂

  • @sandskrit13
    @sandskrit13 Před 5 lety +36

    Detective Brown sounds like the name of a rejected Clue character.

  • @componentsofcalamity
    @componentsofcalamity Před 5 lety +55

    no one:
    literally no one:
    not a soul:
    Lily/Summer: WhAt is hE dOInG???!!!

  • @brookesmith6998
    @brookesmith6998 Před 5 lety +203

    The cellar sounds better than the forced triple dorm I had freshman year of college 😅😂

  • @miracleinsider
    @miracleinsider Před 4 lety +38

    I’m pretty sure this is the fanfic rewrite of an old criminal minds episode 😂

  • @hayleymarie630
    @hayleymarie630 Před 5 lety +38

    HAHAHA the face you made when “poppy lowered her head and bit her lip” had me DYING

  • @jay__birdie
    @jay__birdie Před 5 lety +79

    Warning: do not watch this while eating.
    I kept laughing and choking on my waffle.
    You nearly killed me, Caleb.

  • @Se-gg4sx
    @Se-gg4sx Před 5 lety +474

    I’m literally obsessed with your channel, I’ve binge watched everything.