The fact that this is a Wattpad book has me ASTOUNDED that none of the girls fell in love with their kidnapper and ended up living kidnappily ever after
Actually, one of the girls Rose actually was in love with them. Before she was kidnapped, they were in love theoretically. He took her to his home hoping that she would be his wife, but she discovered the flower girls, which then "forced" him to convert her into a flower girl. He always wished that that didn't happen and that he could be her husband. Rose never wanted to hurt him and never wanted to escape. She was in love with him and he was in love with her. I know this because I read the book this summer [Ha, that's her name] on a beach trip because I finished my book and that was the book my friend brought.
I’ve made the mistake on multiple occasions of buying a book because it sounds really good and then finding out when it arrives that it’s a watt pad book and I instantly regret it
I mean... he could have called her Hydrangea. You kept saying "Poppy," but I heard it as "papi" and i was thinking, "why the heck is he calling the girl daddy?"
The thing is that there are a lot of good quality stories on Wattpad. For example, in the historical fiction genre and fantasy sections. This book is one of many works that manage to get loose in the real world that is very poor quality. I think that whoever allowed this book to be published should have said that it wasn't ready to be published. It is problematic, is poorly written, and very poor quality. The author herself is very problematic as well. She refuses to listen to the criticism directed to her stories.
If the kidnapper really wanted to run with the flower theme, he could have named himself something that related to flowers but was slightly more intimidating. Like "The Gardener" or "Aphid". "Clover" just makes him sound like a particularly earnest hippie or a mild-mannered dairy cow.
Bittersweet, somber, solemn, downtrodden, halfhearted, mournful, resigned, hopeless… “an uneasy smile she sent to me set a weight in my stomach. I could tell from her eyes that she had seen other girls end up here, all with lives to live and dreams to follow, and watched them lose the initial will to bother. All conveyed in a simple, dreadful smile” Literally anything to give complexity to a simple gesture (and by no means am I a good author, I was just spewing words).
like, i that kind of thing happens sometimes to me when writting, because english is not my first language and maybe i can find the word in my head in the moment, but usually i correct it when i reread....
As soon as the video started, I thought for SURE that was what was going to happen. I'm slightly disappointed it didn't because I would have loved Caleb's commentary on that trash lol
No but I’m pretty sure one of the other girls (Rose maybe?) did have some Stockholm syndrome so uh...ya That’s in the wattpad book at least not sure about the final one
I've seen some pretty decent kidnapping books and one that I wish was more popular (don't remember the name) was more focused on the horrors of kidnapping and actually exhibited full-on trauma. I wish I remembered the name. I read it when I got my start on wattpad. But it was the rare well-written book.
The world needs a needs a super arrogant main character that gets turned down by every other character. Like at the beginning of the book they describe themself as stunning and everyone thinks they're average. Just to shake it up.
Clover: *breathes* Lily: what’s going on? What’s happening? What do you mean? He’s psycho. He’s insane. I’ve gotta get out of here. He’s going to kill me. I’m going to die. My name isn’t Lily. He’s a creep.
I’m wondering bc of how Caleb reacted if they uh...took out all the violent rape and beatings that was in the wattpad version Cuz that was freaking wild
human bean yess they have an oven. or they could say they want to fry something and ask for oil. when he approaches the pot, all the girls come up to him and push his head in like the one in the scream Queens scene/ pour the oil on him.
Kinda off topic but the Butterfly Garden is a very similar concept, but with the focus on butterflies rather than flowers (and it has much better writing). So yeah, I agree, the Garden would have been a much better title.
Favorite lines: 1. Sarcastically: "Ok, Dora." 2. "My question is... Why dontcha peel him??" 3. "Why didn't all three girls grab a pan, JUST BEAT EM UP! ...Idiots.
Victim: *gets kidnapped* Novel: *Skips over death of another character* Friend of victim: *shows victim newspaper article of disappearance* Caleb: "It's the newspaper that says that she's missing and she's like 'oh no' but like she knew she was missing ,why is she surprised?" Me: Bitch I'm dead!
Omg I actually read this when it was on wattpad and it ended with clover sending her flowers to her home 💀 and in OG she was actually assaulted + rose was like in love with clover
I'm so glad someone else remembers this cuz I forreal had a moment where I was like "did I read a different but super similar shitty book than whan he did...?"
Me: Oh I remember reading a book called the cellar years ago on wattpad it was the only non trashy thing! *hears this was from wattpad* *hears kidnapped girl* *reads the title again* Me: :O
CALEB, PLEASE Be a reader in Audible Book with the sarcastic reading PLUS your commentary of "YEAH YOU GO GIRL" I'd buy every single book you read cause it brings me LIFE
remember in the wattpad version when violet very blatantly knew that she would die if she stood up and so she did and get this: died because yeah me too
Idea: when you're cooking his eggs, just use the hot pan as a bludgeoning tool. It doesn't have to be sharp if he's unconscious and looks like Harvey Dent.
Chekhov's Pan. Also, I'm sad that they never made it for coffee. It would've been better if they just had a nice, peaceful cup of joe and then he shoved her in his van and took her home afterwards.
The funny thing is summer literally suggested(or thought of) throwing a pot of boiling water on him…but never did. Like What’s the point of writing that into the story and not have the characters attempt to do it? 😭
Dude there are so many bad flower names out there... like “Stinking Corpse Lilly,” “Dead Horse Arum,” or “Western Skunk Cabbage”... Lilly’s pretty lucky, all things considered. She could’ve been something like Cowslip or Bogbean
I remember reading that when I was like 12 thinking it was genius. I tried to read it about a year ago and only then did I realize just how BAD IT IS. goodness, poor natasha
I read this book when I was twelve and I would read lines to my friends, and just make fun of it and all of my friends read it after me. It was a tough experience.
I remember trying to read this!! I don't even remember what I searched up, but I got through about three chapters. Didn't recognize the name until I heard the 'lily' part.
I remember reading this on Wattpad and being both completely engrossed and absolutely baffled at the same time. four minutes into this video I don’t remember it being THAT bad lmao
My number one takeaway from this review is that if I ever get kidnapped by a psychopath, I want Caleb to get kidnapped with me. We’d be out of that cellar in 30 minutes or less.
But did you notice that everytime they wanted to escape, somebody else did the hitting part meanwhile our main girl was on the sideline waiting so she could get out...:D :D
The whole “kidnapped girls who are renamed after flowers” setup was literally the premise for a creepypasta I read years ago omg this is so funny It even had where there had been other girls assigned the same flower name who’d been killed off
How it’s always the Violet girl being the one getting beat up or killed...I spot a pattern. Sounds like the author knew someone named Violet she really disliked XD
She did mentioned her family a few times but said that thinking about them made her depressed but thinking about Lewis made her more hopeful and I have the feeling that she wasn't that close to her family at all and felt that Lewis loves and cares for her more than her own family care about her.
“The prostitutes are doing harm, harm to the innocent families of the men, that use them. So why doesn’t he kill the men?” Oh Caleb, you sweet summer child. Also, i loved how this was a 30 minute worth of Caleb bashing on the Socratic Method. I can just imagine him as a teacher. Student: tentatively raises hand Caleb: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!1!!1!!!!
The fact that this is a Wattpad book has me ASTOUNDED that none of the girls fell in love with their kidnapper and ended up living kidnappily ever after
Nah one of the chicks had some history w the guy, but I don't think she ever fell in love w the guy
kiDNAPPILY EVER AFTER LMFAO
kidnappily ever after 😭
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
Actually, one of the girls Rose actually was in love with them. Before she was kidnapped, they were in love theoretically. He took her to his home hoping that she would be his wife, but she discovered the flower girls, which then "forced" him to convert her into a flower girl. He always wished that that didn't happen and that he could be her husband. Rose never wanted to hurt him and never wanted to escape. She was in love with him and he was in love with her.
I know this because I read the book this summer [Ha, that's her name] on a beach trip because I finished my book and that was the book my friend brought.
Girl: *gets kidnapped*
Caleb: 'you need to look on the bright side! At least you have a pretty name!'
*eUcaLypTus
@@darinnemae6608 I completely broke at that.😂
Darinne Mae dude hhhhhh
Summer : I've just looked at over 14,000,000 possible escape plans.
Violet : How many do we succeed?
Summer : the one where we *hit* him.
😂😂😂
Nobody:
Female MCs on Wattpad: IM SO BORING AND PLAIN
Alexandria KING boring brown hair and boring brown eyes
read : *supermodel pretty* PLAIN
Tsumugi from DRV3 in a nutshell
Fancast: a literal supermodel
That makes me wanna slam my head into my wall I swear to god, it's so annoying! Give characters PERSONAILITY people! It's not difficult!
Caleb: "Maybe she's dead. Maybe she's not."
Me: Maybe she's Maybelline
Maybe she's born with low self-esteem
Maybe she’s lily
Or maybe. Just maaaybeee. It’s mental illness isn’t it
*Me whispering* new york
🤣
"this was originally written on wattpad" that's how you know you're in for a treat
Cordula The Platypus by Natasha Preston aka watt pad sensation.....Natasha Preston
Honestly so true
So true. Has wattpad ever came out with worthwhile?
@@lotorsempire90 The Famoux is actually a pretty good Wattpad story 🤔 sadly, the only one I know 😂
I’ve made the mistake on multiple occasions of buying a book because it sounds really good and then finding out when it arrives that it’s a watt pad book and I instantly regret it
I mean... he could have called her Hydrangea.
You kept saying "Poppy," but I heard it as "papi" and i was thinking, "why the heck is he calling the girl daddy?"
yo he has some kinks we don't judge in this house
@@katharinemerfeld9379 lol
Same I still hear it the same.
The sub(title)s say papi and it's very confusing
I died! Hahaha
“She’s lucky that she got Lily, she could have got something like Eucalyptus or something.” I CHOKED OMG 😂
SAMEE😂💀
Read this just as he said it 😂😂😂
Book: “She screamed a deep, animal, throaty scream.”
Caleb: “rEEEEEEEE-“
I CHOKED- 😂😂💀
Can anyone put a time stamp on that? XD
23:29 💕
Regan Elsberry ooooOOoO
Wryyyyyyyy- Dio Brando or Summer we don't know yet
* Originally written on Wattpad *
Ah shit, here we go again
I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE SKHEDHDJS
Same
The thing is that there are a lot of good quality stories on Wattpad. For example, in the historical fiction genre and fantasy sections. This book is one of many works that manage to get loose in the real world that is very poor quality. I think that whoever allowed this book to be published should have said that it wasn't ready to be published. It is problematic, is poorly written, and very poor quality. The author herself is very problematic as well. She refuses to listen to the criticism directed to her stories.
@@TiffWaffles I don't think it's that much of a big deal. Everyone starts somewhere
If the kidnapper really wanted to run with the flower theme, he could have named himself something that related to flowers but was slightly more intimidating. Like "The Gardener" or "Aphid". "Clover" just makes him sound like a particularly earnest hippie or a mild-mannered dairy cow.
mIlD mAnNeReD DaIrY cOw
I'm WHEEZING 😂😂😂
yeahhh “the gardener” would’ve been so cool :0
"The Butterfly Garden" has a "Gardner" that kidnaps women and tattoos them intricately to resemble butterflies...
I LOVE that! 😂
Mild mannered dairy cow oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Warmly but sadly” she could have just said “pitiful” it’s not that complex.
dude bro I don’t think Natasha Preston has a vocabulary higher than a 3rd grader XD
Bittersweet, somber, solemn, downtrodden, halfhearted, mournful, resigned, hopeless…
“an uneasy smile she sent to me set a weight in my stomach. I could tell from her eyes that she had seen other girls end up here, all with lives to live and dreams to follow, and watched them lose the initial will to bother. All conveyed in a simple, dreadful smile”
Literally anything to give complexity to a simple gesture (and by no means am I a good author, I was just spewing words).
@@smallandstressed2364 Your version is a definite improvement!
like, i that kind of thing happens sometimes to me when writting, because english is not my first language and maybe i can find the word in my head in the moment, but usually i correct it when i reread....
bro she’s a wattpad author, i’d be impressed if she knows the word “conform”
Considering it's a wattpad book, we're lucky she didn't fall in love with her kidnapper. Could've been worse.
As soon as the video started, I thought for SURE that was what was going to happen.
I'm slightly disappointed it didn't because I would have loved Caleb's commentary on that trash lol
I 100% expected this.
No but I’m pretty sure one of the other girls (Rose maybe?) did have some Stockholm syndrome so uh...ya
That’s in the wattpad book at least not sure about the final one
I've seen some pretty decent kidnapping books and one that I wish was more popular (don't remember the name) was more focused on the horrors of kidnapping and actually exhibited full-on trauma. I wish I remembered the name. I read it when I got my start on wattpad. But it was the rare well-written book.
Lol, tbh, I expected that to happen.
if Audible had a Sarcastic reading option, this how I hope it sounds
I wish this was a thing can you imagine a sarcastic Fifty Shades? 😂
Rachtop Look Up Gilbert Gottfried reads fifty shades
@@rach3092 I would actually listen to that one.
Including the commentary
Elissa Kadamani aam vecfZnp
“She’s getting kidnapped, but at least she has integrity and follows the rules.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“If you’re gonna kidnap some girls, at least them something pretty”
Everyone: dont hit him the last girl got killed
Violet 2.0: rip her but im different
And then she died that same way 😭
She thought she wasn’t like those other girls
She’s not like other violets she’s a quirky violet
"Originally written on Wattpad" here we go, y'all
Mels A horror story in 4 words
I am a fan of published books but wattpad has some good books 🤷
@@ioanna3455 'some' being the key word. Didn't My Immortal start on Wattpad?
@@Harry-cy5vz i don't know. I haven't read it😂But I'll search it
ah shit, here we go again
Wasn’t violet the one who said “don’t try anything, ok?” and then went and spat on the kidnapper’s face? getting a few mixed signals here love
“What do you mean the second Lily??” Like read the room girl
IM CRYIN
yo i literally busted out laughing at "she coulda gotten eucalyptus or something" SJSJS
booty ceps me too girl me too
I SCREAMED
I squealed 😂😭
I was thinking Rhododendron
@@addangel lol tf is that xD
caleb: she smiled warmly but sadly
caleb:
caleb: so she’s like :}
:,}
Lmaooo how did you even- oh my god 😂😂😂
I think they were trying to convey that she was sad but still trying to be friendly
😂😂😂
I love how Lily always wants them to work together but both times the Violets start the attack she just stands there watching and doesn't help
😂🥴😂😂😂
Exactly 💯 so dumb!
"she screamed a deep feral scream"
caleb: *ooOOwooOO*
She let out a feral scream. Would have sounded better
🤣
The world needs a needs a super arrogant main character that gets turned down by every other character. Like at the beginning of the book they describe themself as stunning and everyone thinks they're average. Just to shake it up.
Sarah Bo that would be s great idea but a ton of readers like to see characters they think are similar to them
Ever read Gone With The Wind??? 👀💕🔥
Lol Catcher in the Rye has a scene like that and it's great
Hard to get into the mind of a narcissist when you're normal, although the idea has potential
Well they kinda did that with the second Guardians of the Galaxy. He won't get the girl till he shapes up a bit
Me:
Caleb:
Everyone else:
Summer: wHaT DOeS hE wAnT?!!!
Thank you for using this meme in a way that makes sense
@@agentstache135 YES
ur supposed to call her Lily. say ur sorry
Clover: *breathes*
Lily: what’s going on? What’s happening? What do you mean? He’s psycho. He’s insane. I’ve gotta get out of here. He’s going to kill me. I’m going to die. My name isn’t Lily. He’s a creep.
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a soul:
Caleb: PEEL HIM
Emily Nelson
He gets kidnapped and renamed Banana 😂
Yeah when he’s laying down PeEl hIm!!!!!
I watched Red Sparrow lately and BOY now the "peel him!" comment sounds genuinely terrifying D:
I snort-laughed so hard when he said that.
😂
lily: gets kidnapped
caleb: look at the positive side
Girls: are kidnapped by a psychopath and kept prisoner
Caleb: You have a tv! And a kitchen! This is a pad!
I’m wondering bc of how Caleb reacted if they uh...took out all the violent rape and beatings that was in the wattpad version
Cuz that was freaking wild
"Okay Dora" do you understand how painful it is to get protein shake up your nose from laughing/coughing
Oh man I had to stop eating my pasta halfway through because I was laughing way too hard
My half-chewed swedish meatballs agree with this assessment.
Plan: everyone grab a pan and have a field day hitting him, one dude with a lil knife has no chance against 3-4 women with cast iron skillets
Yea and heat up the skillets first and try to hit in soft places
exactly. stupid flower girls
human bean yess they have an oven. or they could say they want to fry something and ask for oil. when he approaches the pot, all the girls come up to him and push his head in like the one in the scream Queens scene/ pour the oil on him.
Deadass
Tangled, Rapunzel vibes
“She knew she was missing, why is she surprised?” This video made my week 😂😂😂
Lol
*whispers* ok, I know it wont make the book any better but I genuinely think "The Garden" would be a much cooler title....
Delicious Cinnamon bun you have such a point. Especially since the cellar is like the one from thats so raven 😂
Or house plants
@@tijanakovac7865 ooh, I like House Plants
@@joedyisonfire4903 mskdmkdm The *Undergarden* SKAKSKSKKSMS
Kinda off topic but the Butterfly Garden is a very similar concept, but with the focus on butterflies rather than flowers (and it has much better writing). So yeah, I agree, the Garden would have been a much better title.
The way you know your in a healthy relationship is when you think your SO is blind for dating you....
This girl just SCREAMS nice girl lol
“She screamed a deep, feral scream: UwU UwU UwU”
Favorite lines:
1. Sarcastically: "Ok, Dora."
2. "My question is... Why dontcha peel him??"
3. "Why didn't all three girls grab a pan, JUST BEAT EM UP! ...Idiots.
What minute in the video does he say that?
@@galaxylynx9484In this one
Victim: *gets kidnapped*
Novel: *Skips over death of another character*
Friend of victim: *shows victim newspaper article of disappearance*
Caleb: "It's the newspaper that says that she's missing and she's like 'oh no' but like she knew she was missing ,why is she surprised?"
Me: Bitch I'm dead!
Time to name my kid Eucalyptus
I coughed, then I dropped
Clover: *breathes*
Lily:
*PSYCHO*
@Mishy S she's beautiful!
Omg I actually read this when it was on wattpad and it ended with clover sending her flowers to her home 💀 and in OG she was actually assaulted + rose was like in love with clover
dang it, I knew that someone had to be in love with the killer!
That's the one I read! Also there's a sequel it's on their profile.
Ngl that sounds so much interesting than what it changed.
I'm so glad someone else remembers this cuz I forreal had a moment where I was like "did I read a different but super similar shitty book than whan he did...?"
I remember reading the OG one, but forgot about the whole Rose in love thing, the old WP times, gosh I read so many bad stories
"hooking up non-consensually" i feel like there's a word for that
Shhhhhhhh, that’s how you end up demonetized. Sis gotta get that coin
yeah the "hook up with him one last time" bit sounded weird coming from him idk
@nan for sure! though i don't think "hooking up" with him (as part of the plan) would be consensual in any way still.
Hmm i dont know
“Start peeling him” 😂💀💀
Caleb: start peeling him!
Me: *writes that down in my “in case I’m kidnapped” journal*
Haha same
“I’m not gonna read it in that voice the whole time.”
*continues to read it in that voice*
wattpad truly is just......an endless supply of strange gifts
lacrymarya that makes you regret your choices....yeah
Like male pregnancy
lacrymarya it’s unfortunately the gift that keeps on giving
"she couldve gotten something ugly like... eucalyptus or something"
“Why don’t you peel him?!” I literally cried
19:20
“What do you have?”
“A *knife!* “
“NO!”
You're a Lily, Harry!
I genuinely laughed at this comment and idk why
:0
I'm a wot
hey what book does snape say that in i can’t remember
Caleb without glasses??? Is this becoming a trend?
Wack
I've started wearing my own glasses to make up for the loss
@@_elle it's been going on for longer on his second channel... It's a thing... I'm putting on my glasses in solidarity
@@Skylinersontape #specs4caleb🙏
trashymemes he has a second channel?
" shower twice everyday "
I felt my curly hair die :/
imagine how dry their skin is
Hopefully he gives them moisturizer
"He's a single man, living alone, with women's shoes???"
Uh, yeah, maybe guy does drag. Don't judge, Lewis.
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul in the entire universe:
Summer/Lily: asks a stupid question
I laughed LOUDLY when you acted out the slap-and-run, 10 out of 10 physical comedy! 🤣🤣🤣
LadyJenevia that’s all i could think of when he read that section of the book & i was all too happy when he acted it out 😂
Super hilarious.
"She coulda got something like.... Eucalyptus or something....."
😂😂😂😂
That's My Opinion I was wearing when he said that
"what do you mean im the second lily?"
"read the room, girl!"
😂😂
My name is Shannon and I FELT that sarcastic "Okay, Shannon!". 😂🤣
Shannon S. Oh my god same I felt slightly attacked 😂
SHANNON i thought your name is Rose
Me: Oh I remember reading a book called the cellar years ago on wattpad it was the only non trashy thing!
*hears this was from wattpad*
*hears kidnapped girl*
*reads the title again*
Me: :O
samee it took until he called her lily for me to be sure but i remember the whole story still ahaha
Oh my god same
*surprised Pikachu meme*
OOF
I'm pretty sure that he doesn't choose girls that he thinks are perfect, he chooses the ones who don't seem to have any capacity of escaping places
Indeed, so has it been observed
CALEB, PLEASE
Be a reader in Audible Book with the sarcastic reading PLUS your commentary of "YEAH YOU GO GIRL"
I'd buy every single book you read cause it brings me LIFE
I'd definitely buy his book
I'd love it the did the thing where he's like, "That's a mess we're gonna skip that"
ahh ikrr
YES!!!!!
remember in the wattpad version when violet very blatantly knew that she would die if she stood up and so she did and get this: died because yeah me too
is that micheal fucking kelso
the epitome of that «i wanna fucking die - saaame» vine
@@citizenmalkane he's so fine !!
Uncle Hyde's Church yes and what about it
@@roset6238 i see you are a fellow intellectual
I thought you were gonna say ‘kidnapped by One Direction’ and not gonna lie I was terrified for a moment.
@Stefaninicole the trauma
Stefaninicole the shame that came back to me.
Idea: when you're cooking his eggs, just use the hot pan as a bludgeoning tool. It doesn't have to be sharp if he's unconscious and looks like Harvey Dent.
Chekhov's Pan.
Also, I'm sad that they never made it for coffee. It would've been better if they just had a nice, peaceful cup of joe and then he shoved her in his van and took her home afterwards.
They had pots and a working stove and no one’s thought to throw boiled water on him? I’d even vomit on him to try and throw him off for an escape!
The funny thing is summer literally suggested(or thought of) throwing a pot of boiling water on him…but never did. Like What’s the point of writing that into the story and not have the characters attempt to do it? 😭
the funniest thing is caleb’s attitude whenever he reviews a bad book
Dude there are so many bad flower names out there... like “Stinking Corpse Lilly,” “Dead Horse Arum,” or “Western Skunk Cabbage”... Lilly’s pretty lucky, all things considered. She could’ve been something like Cowslip or Bogbean
White Egret
When he calls you ‘Western Skunk Cabbage’ 😳🥵🥰🥰😛😛😳😳🥵🥵💦
Begonia
Or Columbine😬😬😬
Honestly with a name like Clover you should have given him that valley-girl accent.
'but we have to work together!'
''ok dora''
I YEETED
“Ya girl get crunk”
Me every time you upload..
I remember reading that when I was like 12 thinking it was genius. I tried to read it about a year ago and only then did I realize just how BAD IT IS. goodness, poor natasha
Sami god same 😂 same with the sequel
omg me too. I remember reading it and thinking it was a legit literature masterpiece but hearing it now its lowkey GARBAGE 😂😂😂
Wo w So we all read this in middle school and loved it huh? I had the same experience!! I d on 't remember it being so repetitive/monotonous!! 😂
I read this book when I was twelve and I would read lines to my friends, and just make fun of it and all of my friends read it after me. It was a tough experience.
I remember trying to read this!! I don't even remember what I searched up, but I got through about three chapters. Didn't recognize the name until I heard the 'lily' part.
"Why don't you peel him?" Iconic
Are we going to ignore the fact that they could have thrown boiling water on him ?????
"We have to work together!"
"Okay Dora." xD
I remember reading this on Wattpad and being both completely engrossed and absolutely baffled at the same time.
four minutes into this video I don’t remember it being THAT bad lmao
Q.alien hahaha we were WRONG
stolenmeme I felt the same way about this other book, then I went back a few years later and read it. it was TRASH
@@aliciaannique7715 omg yessss
Yeah same!
IKR !!
I like how she doesn't even tries to run, but instead has a whole 2 minute conversation with this guy.
My number one takeaway from this review is that if I ever get kidnapped by a psychopath, I want Caleb to get kidnapped with me. We’d be out of that cellar in 30 minutes or less.
Oh what do you have there?
A K N I F E
*_A K N I F E ? !_*
NOOO!!!! (oh my God why does he have a knife??)
NOOOOOO
lol
*NO.*
*N O*
But did you notice that everytime they wanted to escape, somebody else did the hitting part meanwhile our main girl was on the sideline waiting so she could get out...:D :D
2 or 3 of them hitting together would've been better...he would be surrounded..but noooo
The whole “kidnapped girls who are renamed after flowers” setup was literally the premise for a creepypasta I read years ago omg this is so funny
It even had where there had been other girls assigned the same flower name who’d been killed off
“Maybe he does drag”
JSSKSKSKSKJDKDJSS. IM SCREAMING
2 minutes in and this already sounds like it was written by an AI that synthesized other Wattpad books.
I actually wanna witness that
How it’s always the Violet girl being the one getting beat up or killed...I spot a pattern. Sounds like the author knew someone named Violet she really disliked XD
Literally why does he even buy them shoes if they never leave the house. It's so weird and bad that that's why he's suspected and caught 😂😂😂
Another thing that kind of annoyed me about Summer is that she constantly talks about missing Lewis, but not her parents or brother.
She did mentioned her family a few times but said that thinking about them made her depressed but thinking about Lewis made her more hopeful and I have the feeling that she wasn't that close to her family at all and felt that Lewis loves and cares for her more than her own family care about her.
SHE HAS A BROTHER?
So this is basically the “you not my dad” vine gone wrong?
This needs more likes
Me:
Caleb:
Everyone:
Lily: wHy diD hE dO tHaT??
“The prostitutes are doing harm, harm to the innocent families of the men, that use them.
So why doesn’t he kill the men?”
Oh Caleb, you sweet summer child.
Also, i loved how this was a 30 minute worth of Caleb bashing on the Socratic Method. I can just imagine him as a teacher.
Student: tentatively raises hand
Caleb: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!1!!1!!!!
Oh my god
“Read the room girl” SENT ME
This entire book could’ve been redeemed with one (1) cameo from Detective J. J. Bittenbinder
Agent Stache S T R E E T S M A R T S
Forreal where’s her money clip? You want it? GO GET IT
Throw him off his rhythm with little 8 year old shoes!
She would’ve been okay if knocked out the trunk light and stuck her little hand outside
ThrOw ThEm oFf ThEiR rHyThm!!!
Why don't you peel him? 10/10 foolproof escape plan!
OH MY GOSH I READ THIS BOOK ON WATTPAD LIKE 7 YEARS AGO I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF IT'S REACH HOW DID IT FIND ME
isnt this basically the storyline of a criminal minds episode with the whole flower names
it is the criminal minds episode
I'm watching that episode right now and had to come back to see if anyone pointed that out
“Ya know...just peel him.:)”-insanereader 2019
“Welcome to another episode of me screaming.” 😂
Detective Brown sounds like the name of a rejected Clue character.
no one:
literally no one:
not a soul:
Lily/Summer: WhAt is hE dOInG???!!!
The cellar sounds better than the forced triple dorm I had freshman year of college 😅😂
Brooke Smith Same!
I'm in triple dorm and it sucks. I cant get out for 2 more years.
I’m pretty sure this is the fanfic rewrite of an old criminal minds episode 😂
HAHAHA the face you made when “poppy lowered her head and bit her lip” had me DYING
Warning: do not watch this while eating.
I kept laughing and choking on my waffle.
You nearly killed me, Caleb.
I could of dropped my croissant.
I’m literally obsessed with your channel, I’ve binge watched everything.
S e, same
Same!
Yes! I just rewatch the same videos over and over, laughing at the same jokes every time.