A SHORT and TO THE POINT ranking of Harry Potter

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  • @cherryb824
    @cherryb824 Před 2 lety +3207

    My favorite thing about this was how Caleb was audibly shocked every time someone tried to kill him in wizard roblox despite it happening several times

    • @InsaneReader
      @InsaneReader  Před 2 lety +884

      those children are ruthless and I was shocked, hurt, dazed, confused... it was all too much.

    • @butterknifepatten4455
      @butterknifepatten4455 Před 2 lety +113

      im so glad this is one of the most liked comments so i could casually scroll to find this as i was watching the intro and wonder how this video could possibly lead to Wizard Roblox

    • @kate___lynch
      @kate___lynch Před rokem +3

      Phahahahaha

  • @yayitsria
    @yayitsria Před 2 lety +2317

    padma and parvati’s yule ball outfits are a microaggression of their own lmao

    • @ChandaurRoshini
      @ChandaurRoshini Před 2 lety +216

      As a brown girl, I very much disagree. I have vivid memories of wearing lehngas to school functions like dances because they are pretty and I wanted a reason to wear them. That said, JKR is still ignorant about non-white culture.

    • @deviparvathy6807
      @deviparvathy6807 Před 2 lety +135

      @@ChandaurRoshini it was orange and hot pink. If that ain't a crime idk what is.

    • @ChandaurRoshini
      @ChandaurRoshini Před 2 lety +92

      @@deviparvathy6807 I’m not even gonna lie, I have one in those colors. Mine is rust and hot pink with gold work.

    • @thesicaeffect5164
      @thesicaeffect5164 Před 2 lety +221

      @@deviparvathy6807 that's a very common lehenga colour combination lol, and when done right, it actually looks beautiful. the ones in the movie are definitely not well done lmao.

    • @zionhalder1017
      @zionhalder1017 Před 2 lety +113

      @@ChandaurRoshini I mean not only were they ugly they looked cheap. Sure, at 14 I didn't have the most expensive outfit but, every other 14 year old wore much better outfits. Cho changs outfir was amazing, and even hermiones outfit was beautiful. What happened with the patils was tragic

  • @jacobmtcastle5741
    @jacobmtcastle5741 Před 2 lety +3386

    Was literally thinking earlier today “Goodness, it’s been a while since we got a video from Caleb. Hopefully his next video will be a ranking of the Harry Potter movies that is short and to the point”

    • @InsaneReader
      @InsaneReader  Před 2 lety +230

      HAHA

    • @sexyrat8693
      @sexyrat8693 Před 2 lety +9

      wow same

    • @twimmy1581
      @twimmy1581 Před 2 lety +50

      @@InsaneReader thank goodness CZcams gave me a translation of “haha” I had no idea it meant LOL!

    • @haha-eb9jz
      @haha-eb9jz Před 2 lety +3

      Jacob MtCastle always coming in clutch with the Caleb wishes, sheesh.

  • @taehyungpingu6678
    @taehyungpingu6678 Před 2 lety +1819

    The Susan Bones slander isn’t something I ever thought I needed but I’m grateful it exists.

    • @greenleafelliot6585
      @greenleafelliot6585 Před 2 lety +65

      Exactly, she’s literally so rude in the books for no reason 🙄

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean Před 2 lety +10

      I always thought she looked like a bully

    • @Thatgenderconfused3mo
      @Thatgenderconfused3mo Před 2 lety +45

      The way I lost it every single time he brought her up because I was like what’s her purpose why is she here?😭

    • @LithiumxLacrymosa
      @LithiumxLacrymosa Před 2 lety +27

      I literally never even knew she was Columbus' daughter 😭

    • @augustbrown9711
      @augustbrown9711 Před 2 lety +4

      Same, never thought about it, but now that he’s mentioned it, he’s not wrong 😂

  • @pedroxqui
    @pedroxqui Před 2 lety +938

    "I'm not a Hufflepuff, I hate them!!!" Said Caleb while wearing a black jacket with yellow lining

    • @JohannaisaViking
      @JohannaisaViking Před rokem +15

      LITERALLY LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. CALEB. YOUR JACKET IS BLACK WITH MUSTARD LINING.

  • @Crocsvevo
    @Crocsvevo Před 2 lety +1462

    I think my biggest issue with Snape is that he got a “redemption arc” and Draco didn’t. Like Snape got rejected by a girl and joined a literal wizard n*zi group and was totally fine with it until the girl who rejected him died like ??? I hate the whole redemption arc where a character is literally the absolute worst for the entirety of the series until the very last second where they do something “heroic” and sacrifice themselves and die which somehow absolves them of all accountability lmao like it’s just so lazy to me. Draco should have gotten a redemption arc instead of Snape and I will die on that hill

    • @morvenpollok5270
      @morvenpollok5270 Před 2 lety +155

      AGREED ! like imagine for a second if James & Lilly had a girl who had red hair & Lilly’s eyes - shape would be so creepy ! He was never in love with Lilly, he was obsessed with her

    • @ericam8968
      @ericam8968 Před 2 lety +19

      can i ask why you think Draco specifically should've been the one to get the redemption arc? not saying i agree or disagree, just wanna know your reasoning!

    • @FHT1883
      @FHT1883 Před 2 lety +24

      that's why I've grown to call Kylo Ren "Snape Junior"

    • @Crocsvevo
      @Crocsvevo Před 2 lety +110

      @@ericam8968 I think that Draco deserved a redemption arc way more than Snape because (and 100% take this with as many grains of salt as you want because I’ve seen all the movies and watched a lot of HP deep dives but I’ve only personally read the first few books so do with that information what you will) Snape from my memory was actively involved with Voldemort and the Deatheaters and had no problem with what they were doing until Lily died. He showed pretty much no remorse to me not to mention he actually abused his students to the point that he was Neville’s boggart like ????? He never apologized to anyone that I know of and all he said to Harry was “you have your mothers eyes” and that was enough for Harry to name is literal child after him (I also think Dumbledore is a bad person and didn’t deserve Harry’s blind adoration but that’s a topic for another time). Draco on the other hand was still a child and I think that Rowling just kind of hated him for no reason because like he never really does anything in the books or movies to my knowledge that’s like actually worthwhile except the muggle slur thing in the second one. Like other than that he’s just a random bully and even when he was essentially forced to join the Deatheaters he never looked or acted like he wanted to do it? Like that becomes very apparent in the 6th one when he spends a majority of the runtime crying and having panic attacks in the bathroom. I think that Draco could have had a Prince Zuko type of redemption arc but Rowling is straight up just not a good writer and I think she didn’t care enough about Draco to do anything meaningful with him. I feel like this is also kind of an unpopular opinion (maybe it’s not but I am not nor was I ever even really in the HP fandom) but I think that there was a really good opportunity for Draco and Hermione to develop a relationship. I don’t dislike her and Ron but I’m a slut for enemies to lovers and really good redemption arcs.

    • @greta643
      @greta643 Před 2 lety +77

      There was so much potential in a Draco redemption arc, like it isn’t necessary for the story but it could have been so cool and sent a good message about self improvement and outgrowing what your parents raised you to believe. I’m always gonna be sad we didn’t get one :(

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 Před 2 lety +411

    I couldn't stop laughing at Caleb fast-forwarding through Chamber of Secrets and then just saying oh my god when Dobby was kicked lmaoo

    • @mariso1
      @mariso1 Před rokem +22

      LITERALLY LOL like he's just like 🙄🙄 ugh then 😦😦 !?

    • @cryptikkcries
      @cryptikkcries Před rokem +6

      I KNOW

  • @leigh5768
    @leigh5768 Před 2 lety +504

    Caleb: I’ve inhaled *so much* beard hair I’m literally going to die
    Caleb: *puts beard back on*

  • @doiknownoidont4929
    @doiknownoidont4929 Před 2 lety +926

    Not to undermine Caleb's comedy, but the single shot of the wine cork pushing and pushing to get out just sent me. Amazing content

  • @cool-zd3ev
    @cool-zd3ev Před 2 lety +1883

    i always disliked the goblet of fire because of how distractingly bad everyone's hair was

    • @blandface9957
      @blandface9957 Před 2 lety +204

      I was distracted by Robert Pattinson 😍

    • @HeatherKathrynn
      @HeatherKathrynn Před 2 lety +44

      The hair reminded me of 8th grade

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Před 2 lety +37

      The book was my favorite though (as someone who only read the first five books…)

    • @pauline2995
      @pauline2995 Před 2 lety +1

      @@blandface9957 c’est un

    • @LandelRey
      @LandelRey Před 2 lety +66

      @@HeatherKathrynn in a way, it reflects the awkward phase where no one knows what to do with their hair so they're all just experimenting and see what sticks

  • @agnevorobjovaite5503
    @agnevorobjovaite5503 Před 2 lety +167

    "i just don't like when scary men scream" same

  • @cecileepaigeflowerde
    @cecileepaigeflowerde Před 2 lety +1184

    Watching you entirely fill a glass with wine and casually sip on it was such a trip for me. I've been watching you for years and you're permanently a teenager in my mind.
    on another note, so glad you're back in making videos!

  • @Paula-uq9rv
    @Paula-uq9rv Před 2 lety +788

    finally someone who also also appreciates prisoner of azkaban
    she gives battles and tension, she gives comedy and slice of life, she gives magic
    she is what the others want to be

    • @LazyOldFusspot_3428
      @LazyOldFusspot_3428 Před 2 lety +64

      I always liked Prisoner of Azkaban too! Hermione, Remus, and Sirius carried the entire movie.

    • @SD-ft5xj
      @SD-ft5xj Před 2 lety +59

      I think most people like it better than the others? If I remember right, it's above 4 stars in letterboxd

    • @Paula-uq9rv
      @Paula-uq9rv Před 2 lety +18

      @@SD-ft5xj idk i remember online discourse HATING the movie. although it was primarily because of the time travel aspect, they commented on the fashion, apparent awkwardness etc etc. im glad thats not the case anymore

    • @SD-ft5xj
      @SD-ft5xj Před 2 lety +7

      @@Paula-uq9rv yeah, rn it's mostly positive. It's the only HP film that is just good regardless of it being a HP film.

    • @isabella1237
      @isabella1237 Před 2 lety +9

      It i literally almost everyone fav what are you on?

  • @ThePaperEngineer
    @ThePaperEngineer Před 2 lety +432

    OH MY GOD, THE CHATTING BRIDGE! My sister's and I would call it the "chatting bridge" cause it's the best place where they have the characters stand and chat.

  • @rosaliepineda2033
    @rosaliepineda2033 Před 2 lety +354

    the comedic timing of Caleb's house reveal was golden

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +354

    hearing caleb curse so casually added 10 years to my lifespan

  • @saranicole5898
    @saranicole5898 Před 2 lety +149

    When I saw the title I thought “this better not be short and to the point”

  • @omniboy33
    @omniboy33 Před 2 lety +184

    Caleb desperately trying not to be a Hufflepuff is the most Hufflepuff thing I've ever seen.

  • @avac.5382
    @avac.5382 Před 2 lety +111

    the shock on your face when you got sorted into hufflepuff 😭 this is peak comedy

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 Před 2 lety +742

    I think about that moment where Snape protects the kids at the Whomping Willow way too often. I think Snape is utterly fascinating psychologically in the books but in the films, his role is SEVERELY chopped down. Alan Rickman was probably the reason he was as memorable in the films as he was but that specific moment in POA is just...so freaking good.

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie Před 2 lety +86

      Alan Rickman saying “ob…viously” is the only reason why Movie Snape can stand in the same room as Book Snape

    • @yoinksscoob4889
      @yoinksscoob4889 Před 2 lety +19

      I sometimes wonder if Rickman would've been supportive of trans people, I hope he would have, RIP Alan Rickman, great actor

    • @TheManyThings
      @TheManyThings Před 2 lety +10

      @@yoinksscoob4889 Sometimes I have the terrible thought, I’m glad he’s not here to see this.

    • @vamplizzard
      @vamplizzard Před 2 lety +3

      don't the forget cape 🦇

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 Před 2 lety +16

      @@yoinksscoob4889 I had a friend who said- "I bet he could've unTERFED HP" and as much as I'd love to have that thought, we will never know and maybe it's better that way.

  • @chloe._.
    @chloe._. Před 2 lety +295

    My only impression of Hufflepuff is "They're goofy as hell", so 41:19 really cemented my believe that Caleb was, indeed, a Hufflepuff. There's no going back on it now.

  • @naastyaaaaaaaaa
    @naastyaaaaaaaaa Před 2 lety +175

    Very short. Very to the point. Just the way I like.

  • @maren-emilie6055
    @maren-emilie6055 Před 2 lety +351

    Not Caleb saying Susan Bones is the "hufflepuff spokesperson" when we literally have Newt Scamander ✋😔

  • @thekneesbee
    @thekneesbee Před 2 lety +474

    Caleb wearing Hufflepuff house colors slandering them and getting so mad he is one is iconic. The jock Hufflepuff who keeps bullying all the other Hufflepuffs is everything to me right now.
    Also, his soul is a fox? The confusion in his voice at that point is amazing.

  • @HelloIAmJo
    @HelloIAmJo Před 2 lety +307

    Literally don’t agree with you on any of this, but I appreciate the amount of work that you put in for this

  • @AliciaFiuza
    @AliciaFiuza Před 2 lety +136

    "CAN YOU DANCE LIKE A HIPPOGRIFF MAMAMA MAMAMA MAMAMA"
    This lives rent free in my brain, and I love it

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Před rokem +3

      YES AND I CAN RECALL EXACTLY THE SPECIFIC KEY TOO

  • @odddraft
    @odddraft Před 2 lety +198

    DOLORES IS CAMP. YES. FINALLY.
    I mean, I always hated her as a character for obvious reasons, but I rewatched the movies recently and this performance couldn't be unseen.

  • @drama2queen4
    @drama2queen4 Před 2 lety +355

    My main defense for Goblet of Fire being one of my favorites is that I just love the concept of the Triwizard Tournament itself. Probably stems from my love of games and competition shows, but things like the Triwizard Tournament, Hunger Games, Squid Game - that’s my jam.

    • @drama2queen4
      @drama2queen4 Před 2 lety +21

      But really, I had this epiphany that I think I chose Goblet of Fire as my favorite because pretty much everyone says Prisoner of Azkaban is their favorite, and I think I wanted to be “not like other fans 💅”
      (I realized I do this with other things too, like a singer’s “fan-favorite” song not being my favorite.)
      But there’s a reason so many people love PoA; it is the best of the films, hands down.

    • @marianamauricio
      @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +8

      SAME!! I liiive for game/competitions in fiction!!

    • @Eve.003y
      @Eve.003y Před 2 lety +16

      Personally I like goblet of fire the most because we get to see what the wizard world outside of Hogwarts loos (with the different schools and stuff). It extended the universe for me. Also I guess it’s the last movie that felt more like light (except the ending) after the fourth movie/ book it good more darker

    • @paradisiak
      @paradisiak Před 2 lety +2

      Same! And the vibes are just so different from other books

    • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
      @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 Před rokem +2

      I always liked it the most because it was the turning point in the series (like Harry Potter's equivalent to Catching Fire or The Empire Strikes Back). For some reason those types of installments have always been my favorites of any series, because now everything I thought I knew is blown open and the only way for me to know what's coming is to keep following along.
      Stories like Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone, the first Hunger Games, or the first Star Wars film I watched (The Phantom Menace) are what introduced me to the series and made me want to follow it. Catching Fire, Empire Strikes Back (or, in my case Revenge of the Sith), and The Goblet of Fire are what made me stick around because they made sure things didn't stay formulaic.
      Goblet of Fire was like "Okay the first 3 were fun kids mysteries with magic but now the wizard Nazi's are back so shits real now." And I just remember reading the last few chapters of that book as a kid and being more glued to a book than I had ever been up to that point because now the tension felt even more...well tense.

  • @natatavaresbocampagni9539
    @natatavaresbocampagni9539 Před 2 lety +62

    "Cho Chang, who is racist" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hellokitty17602
    @hellokitty17602 Před rokem +59

    the best part of the first movie (aside from the general vibes) is the little kid acting. like specifically the part where hermione is like "i checked this out months ago for a bit of light reading" and rons like ":o thats light?" and harry shushes him and hermione just ">>:llll" its stellar it cant be replicated

  • @saumya9173
    @saumya9173 Před 2 lety +155

    34:25 the cork going back and forth trying to get out, the slow sip of wine from the fully filled glass and the drastic cut to caleb just wildly rotating his head and saying 'who's ready to get sorted???'
    this channel might have reached its comedy peak yall

  • @mariso1
    @mariso1 Před rokem +33

    Caleb's obsession with Voldemort's nails has me rolling like okay fresh set 💅🏻

  • @sleepwalk-huh
    @sleepwalk-huh Před rokem +39

    i cried laughing when you were like "is jk rowling asking all these questions so she can find out if i'm trans??" that's so funny. like there's a variable that's just called TRANS, all caps, and if one of your answers makes you sound trans then you get slytherin immediately. i love that

  • @whatalsaid
    @whatalsaid Před 2 lety +35

    The thing I like about Sirius Black is that his animagus form in PoA was a scary CGI wolf, but then in later appearances, it's just a dog.

  • @brittanyodonnell3405
    @brittanyodonnell3405 Před 2 lety +81

    My favorite thing about prisoner of azkaban is that even when the camera pans away from some characters and switches to another certain set of characters, you still hear the background characters talking off camera. It makes it feel like a hazy memory. It's incredible

    • @augustbrown9711
      @augustbrown9711 Před 2 lety +13

      That movie is straight up masterpiece. Period.

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Před rokem +4

      That movie is true auteur shit

  • @caitlinrix294
    @caitlinrix294 Před 2 lety +58

    "Alfonso Cuaron put his entire Alfonso Cuarussy into it"
    REALLY wish you hadn't phrased it like that, but I agree!

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Před rokem +10

      Nono, this is the most accurate description 😌

  • @naastyaaaaaaaaa
    @naastyaaaaaaaaa Před 2 lety +206

    Thank you for the epilogue about the pain of growing up and having to say goodbye to many things that used to be a big part of life. This really hits home and knowing that someone else feels the same way is... it really helps.💛

  • @mysticwater9056
    @mysticwater9056 Před 2 lety +56

    When i was in the hospital we had a running joke about susan bones secretly being the most powerful witch alive and her being present at any number of events would have changed the outcome.

  • @fortunatecookie
    @fortunatecookie Před 2 lety +51

    Lupin is best character hands-down. Umbridge owns the music of any scene she’s in. I don’t know how to express that feeling any more clearly; she owns the music. And Trelawney has technically never been wrong.

  • @Dragoon601
    @Dragoon601 Před 2 lety +146

    I can’t believe Caleb left out the best Harry Potter story: My Immortal walked so this series could run!

  • @superdrwholock
    @superdrwholock Před 2 lety +343

    It really hit me hearing Caleb talk about his childhood. As a trans guy, my experiences in childhood was mostly just being depressed, confused and suicidal due to such severe dysphoria from an early age, not being allowed to have my hair or clothes how I wanted them, then it got even worse during puberty etc. I used HP to escape my problems as a kid (can't enjoy it anymore due to the author but I'm glad other people can still get that same joy from it that I once did). During my teens I lived vicariously through characters I'd roleplay as online. When I was 13 I found out what being trans was and came out with the right words etc but my parents were ignorant and didn't understand. That happened several times and I was dismissed which hurt but I still love them, I blame society more than them individually. I was finally able to come out without it being dismissed as something I'd 'grow out of' when I was 18, but then I lost the one thing that got me through it all as a kid lol, the author went on some transphobic twitter rant the same day I got my hair cut, but nothing could've dampened the sheer euphoria I felt looking in the mirror and seeing my new haircut. I'm now 20, and I feel like I've only just been able to start truly living and enjoying life being myself for 2 years while everyone else around me has had 20. I want to be alive now, and I wish I hadn't had all that wasted time being so depressed I could hardly leave my bed.
    While I relate to what Caleb said about letting his childhood go, it's a different type of pain for me. The pain of knowing I won't ever be able to experience a happy, comfortable childhood myself, and the pain and frustration of knowing that that was completely preventable had I just been allowed to express myself the way I wanted to, that on top of the added stresses of transphobia in society and losing transphobic family members etc etc.
    Letting a kid who wants to express themselves differently do that is completely reversible, if you're worried that they'll get bullied, chances are they already are being bullied for standing out despite your efforts to make them fit in, and if they end up growing out of it then cool but if they don't then at least they'll have had a much better childhood because you let them express themselves how they wanted to and in turn made them happier and more comfortable.
    I hope my little rant doesn't make anyone who isn't trans feel that they can't 'mourn' the loss of their childhood/teenagehood or anything because your experiences are completely valid too, I just have a slightly different one and it's all ok. And sorry for putting a kinda sad comment on such a lovely video lol, Caleb did such a great job of this video :)

    • @springshowers4754
      @springshowers4754 Před 2 lety +28

      Ok so I've heard from therapists that if you had a sad or traumatic childhood, as an adult you can go and do fun childish things that you couldn't do or enjoy when you were younger, like getting a build a bear, or taking a baking class, stuff like that. Sorry if this is too intrusive, I just felt like sharing.

    • @superdrwholock
      @superdrwholock Před 2 lety +18

      @@springshowers4754 Aw thank you for offering advice, that sounds great, maybe I will let myself be a little childish now :) I do still have a teddy lol

    • @gemdumet3125
      @gemdumet3125 Před 2 lety +21

      @@superdrwholock Speaking of enjoying "childish" things as an adult to care for your inner child, as someone who grew up in an abusive household Percy Jackson was my biggest coping mechanism, the author Rick Riordan has a huge place in my heart as one of the only good things in my childhood and since I reread his books every so often I can say they still hold up (I'm 19) so maybe give them a try. Also, I understand the frustration of feeling like you only now get to truly experience life and feel like you missed out on a lot but we still have a lot to live, we're still young :)

    • @superdrwholock
      @superdrwholock Před 2 lety +8

      @@gemdumet3125 Thanks Gem, I'm sorry you struggled during childhood

    • @nicolescaraggi1934
      @nicolescaraggi1934 Před 2 lety +14

      I think this is my first ever youtube comment, but I felt like I needed to say something when I read your comment. This was incredibly touching and I'm so sorry that you can't enjoy something that used to bring light into your life.
      What you said about truly living for 2 years while everybody else has had 20 made me emotional, and I hope that every year moving forward is full of happiness and joy for you. You sound like a very gentle and loving soul, and I wish you the very best in life, but most importantly I wish you the freedom of always being yourself.

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +38

    *“Ew what is that?! Is that a meatball?!”* idk why but i laughed so much askdkfjkg

  • @lemonywater2979
    @lemonywater2979 Před 2 lety +89

    As a 2000s kid, I relate to your struggle of transitioning into adulthood. It feels like it's all going by so fast, but I'm stagnating or not adapting fast enough. Wtf that last part was too real man

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Před rokem +3

      The feeling of stagnation is real, esp if you were a "gifted" kid man

  • @LCR10dogs
    @LCR10dogs Před 2 lety +122

    This came to me at such a perfect point today. I was literally thinking “man I miss Caleb’s videos” and then “man I need a long video essay to watch” and like an angel, you granted me my wish. I will say I started choking/laughing when the wine cork was stuck in the bottle. That got me good.

  • @lindsayejoy
    @lindsayejoy Před rokem +23

    i've already watched this 5x in its entirety and somehow it keeps getting funnier. you are truly hysterical. your content is god tier.

    • @lindsayejoy
      @lindsayejoy Před rokem +3

      still watching this daily 10 days later. this is such good content 😂😂😂😂

  • @bellaancheta5407
    @bellaancheta5407 Před 2 lety +23

    16:23 “and when he’s like self inflicting abuse, I don’t know why I am just like so obsessed.” ✨

  • @yeeyeemfs7055
    @yeeyeemfs7055 Před 2 lety +70

    Never have I clicked on anything so fast, missed you dude, glad to see you're back

  • @holleneclaireacutay464
    @holleneclaireacutay464 Před 2 lety +30

    This video went off tangent while staying on the topic. I have been looking for a video like this my entire life.

  • @_jen10alienforce_
    @_jen10alienforce_ Před 2 lety +34

    An HOUR LONG VIDEO THANK YOU😩🙏🏾💕

  • @sageisbored
    @sageisbored Před 2 lety +43

    You're like 4 years younger than me and are more concerned about aging than I ever have been. I write sci fi books, watch cartoons, read YA, play video games and still function as an adult.
    You don't have to let go of these things if they still bring you joy.

  • @ashfromthesky
    @ashfromthesky Před 2 lety +33

    I’m sorry but Ginny being such a let down is mostly the writers’ fault, seriously Bonnie had nothing to work with, she literally just did not have a personality

  • @yoinksscoob4889
    @yoinksscoob4889 Před 2 lety +88

    Emma Watson is a queen, the main trio did such a good job, I can't imagine growing up on the set of one of the biggest franchises ever and still coming out of it a well-rounded person so big props to Rupert, Daniel and Emma

  • @PixieDustedCastles
    @PixieDustedCastles Před 2 lety +68

    The JOY I get when Caleb posts a new video

  • @beans7448
    @beans7448 Před 2 lety +31

    extremely muted colors in movies piss me off so much like i get there are times when it works but its gotta be used sparingly

  • @moonleafteaofthemonth
    @moonleafteaofthemonth Před 2 lety +55

    An hour long new Caleb Joseph video?! You just made my Monday! Also, glad to hear you got over the Vid.

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 Před 2 lety +101

    Yesss finally someone appreciates "HP and the prisoner of Azkaban" for the masterpiece that it is! It always was and still is my favourite of the entire franchise, plus I'm personally a big sucker for time travel shit too

    • @TVChild3
      @TVChild3 Před 2 lety +18

      Finally? Everyone loves that one. It’s like the highest / second highest rated movie of the series.

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Před rokem

      @@TVChild3 that's what I thought, I've seen a couple comments like this and I was confused bc I thought the craft of this film was the most respected and beloved out of the whole series??

  • @liluttec2844
    @liluttec2844 Před 2 lety +52

    Top tier comedy throughout the whole video, as to be expected, but for some reason "Chamber of Stop It" at the end absolutely took me OUT

  • @moonbunny24
    @moonbunny24 Před 2 lety +64

    So there's actually a site that has a clone version of the Pottermore sorting quiz but it actually gives you every question and my brother told people in his class about it to get the most "accurate" sortings and his teacher corrected him because it wasn't the "real" quiz RIP

    • @elaineostendorf5297
      @elaineostendorf5297 Před 2 lety +2

      What's it called?

    • @venus1878
      @venus1878 Před 2 lety +2

      Now i gotta know what quiz it is ✨

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 Před rokem

      @@venus1878 you can try wizardmore which has unlimited wand, patronus and sorting quizzes

  • @hellothere5807
    @hellothere5807 Před 2 lety +54

    The cork bobbing around as you filled the wine glass had me laughing so hard. Thank you for the excellent video :)

  • @alexiss2733
    @alexiss2733 Před 2 lety +38

    Your life comments at the end really got to me. I am in the same boat as you, but I have many years left in college. I am trying not to leave that excitement and passion for fun things like movies and such, but it is not easy when you are overworked at work and are also a full-time student.
    Since I started college I have kept some time sacred: Time to cook for fun (I am a culinary grad so cooking stresses me out bc it feels like work), having a movie night once a week, and having one day with no classes or work of any kind. The last one has been particularly hard, but it lets me have a day to play video games, read a book, go to the park with my dogs, see friends--it is time that is just for me.
    I have only casually watched the Harry Potter movies on cable marathons, but your extensive review makes me want to give them a shot.

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +28

    the way ive been rewatching your videos bc theyre my comfort videos and now youre back……. manifestation

  • @LizMartinez-ss4qd
    @LizMartinez-ss4qd Před 2 lety +11

    the avada kedavra of susan bones potential fanfic moment of the century

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +15

    okay but i lowkey want to see caleb roasting the fantastic beasts movies now

  • @RingoSocks
    @RingoSocks Před 2 lety +148

    I'm trans and I agree with you on the magic of the series. It was such a fundamental part of my childhood and brought me so much joy that I'll always love it. I just won't support her financially.

    • @bethanyc5786
      @bethanyc5786 Před 2 lety +6

      It's possible to both support and recognize trans people and recognize the reality of biological sex.

    • @stayalive4788
      @stayalive4788 Před 2 lety +8

      @@bethanyc5786 ofc, but Rowling isn’t doing that, she is literally just a terf

    • @bethanyc5786
      @bethanyc5786 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stayalive4788 I'm a woman who has been raped by a person with a penis. And I was also beaten nearly to death by the same human. My daughter was also raped by this human. Should this human be given shelter in the same place as me if she decided that she was a woman last week?

    • @bethanyc5786
      @bethanyc5786 Před 2 lety

      @@stayalive4788 it will all be ok when all of us are silent. XX chromosome asshole. Born this way.

    • @o_o-lj1ym
      @o_o-lj1ym Před 2 lety +48

      @@bethanyc5786 please look into what jk has written about trans people in that one essay collection. It’s much worse than just “biology is real”

  • @bananaboatcharlie
    @bananaboatcharlie Před 2 lety +110

    Left a Shaun video about Harry Potter for you Caleb, this better not be short and if it actually has a point I won't be mad, I'll just be disappointed and confused.

    • @bananaboatcharlie
      @bananaboatcharlie Před 2 lety +13

      @@stephaniewilliams6756 I mean, technically true that an in-depth analysis of the inherent racism present throughout the books is better than a young internet friend's fun and wacky opinions about the movies, but then what are you doing here??

    • @nietzopaniquen
      @nietzopaniquen Před 2 lety +15

      I do hope you finish Shaun's video afterwards! It's really well done.

  • @nottadetour5759
    @nottadetour5759 Před 2 lety +38

    10/10- would watch this again. Intermission was amazing. Could listen to you talk about things you dislike all day 😂

  • @lupineanima
    @lupineanima Před 2 lety +14

    FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH THE BRIDGE!! when i was a kid it was my FAVOURITE spot oh my god

  • @h.b.2003
    @h.b.2003 Před 2 lety +23

    I think we all cried when Dobby cried. I was a total adult, sobbing at Dobby.

  • @jessewoellhof6843
    @jessewoellhof6843 Před rokem +7

    Man I'm 37 and just had my first kid, and in my opinion you're doing an excellent job growing up and keeping in touch with your younger self. It took me forever to even realize that was important. Bravo.

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio Před 2 lety +30

    and when the world needed him most he rETURNED

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 Před 2 lety +34

    The way I hoped that Caleb would get the Huff house just so I could watch him rant. Anyway, you're a total Gryffindor.

  • @froggie2312
    @froggie2312 Před 2 lety +8

    THE THUMBNAIL TOOK ME OUT ITS HILARIOUS

  • @DeerieMee
    @DeerieMee Před rokem +6

    im like a year late but i never understood why the 19 years later has the sad blue grey filter. Would have been amazing with bright colours like the first film

  • @cat8390
    @cat8390 Před 2 lety +66

    I am pumped to watch this!! I just finished listening to HP via audiobook with my mom and sister about a month ago and I’m excited to hear your thoughts on the series. Also, I’m so glad to see a new video from you!!!! :D

  • @Rikrobat
    @Rikrobat Před 2 lety +15

    Get you a partner that loves you like Caleb loves the bridge in the HP movies~

  • @Ganymedia9
    @Ganymedia9 Před 2 lety +39

    The Goblet of Fire is the worst movie, and you're right to say it. Everyone loves it and I've never understood why. My dramatic child self hated it so much that I fully walked out of the theater during the other schools' intro.

    • @unikittyproductions2797
      @unikittyproductions2797 Před 2 lety +7

      it’s my favorite book so i actually did enjoy seeing things like the World Cup and Yule ball, but overall it was a disappointing adaptation

    • @day6hwaiting708
      @day6hwaiting708 Před rokem +1

      @@unikittyproductions2797 you're spot on with this. Goblet of Fire was such a great book and I think I subconsciously rank the movie really high up because at least I got to see the actual competitions and the ball come to life. And of course, Robert Pattinson as Cedric ✨🫣 guilty as charged.

  • @crazykenna
    @crazykenna Před 2 lety +9

    the cork bobbing in the wine bottle had me rowling

  • @celineee__
    @celineee__ Před 2 lety +7

    i appreciate that even the lana del rey album behind you has a wizard hat on

  • @mekaazzahralarasati9773
    @mekaazzahralarasati9773 Před 2 lety +15

    I’d give all my money to see caleb throw hands with susan bones

  • @katrinafraser9746
    @katrinafraser9746 Před 2 lety +23

    Gosh i cannot. Today has been terrible. Literally thank you because this is the best thing that could’ve cheered me up today

  • @alim.9801
    @alim.9801 Před rokem +9

    I'm still bitter about how they adapted the 6th book. It's my favorite book and I understand it's DENSE and they can't adapt everything into a 2 hour movie but when it comes to what they chose to keep/focus on and what they completely discarded...I am truly baffled with some of those choices 😭

  • @randomfanaccount5061
    @randomfanaccount5061 Před 2 lety +13

    HE’S BACK!! So happy to see you in my subscription feed again :D

  • @delyseonduty
    @delyseonduty Před 2 lety +11

    Existential crisis from being sorted into Hufflepuff is relatable

  • @LadyLiteracy
    @LadyLiteracy Před rokem +1

    Not Caleb using the sound of Cedric’s dad crying over his dead body when the bridge explodes. 😂😂😂 I’m dead.

  • @rawanelmasry1645
    @rawanelmasry1645 Před 2 lety +14

    Dude I am so happy u posted aahh

  • @bibubbletea
    @bibubbletea Před 2 lety +20

    What a nice gift for me to watch tonight! I’m so excited to listen after I finish my exam in a few hours!!! You even dressed up the production value is 📈

  • @mariyam9577
    @mariyam9577 Před 2 lety +7

    "I've inhaled so much beard hair I'll have to go to the doctor" and then puts it back on.

  • @oliviasmith9033
    @oliviasmith9033 Před 2 lety +14

    I was just thinking about your channel the other day, wishing you'd post a new video, and now you have 🎉 so excited to watch!!

  • @KenzieJurrens
    @KenzieJurrens Před 2 lety +5

    I literally am so happy ur back on yt. I genuinely find ur content so funny and re-watchable. It’s just so short and to the point!!

  • @haleyking4085
    @haleyking4085 Před 2 lety +5

    CALEB IS BACK dumbledore said calmly

  • @avag4334
    @avag4334 Před 2 lety +17

    his reaction to getting hufflepuff is hilarious... my same reaction to getting it too

  • @sanity6241
    @sanity6241 Před 2 lety +12

    Im 20, turning 21 in october and i feel the same way about my “youth”. I feel like i clinging on to the last months before I am officially in my twenties. God is it terrifying growing up and letting go

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android Před 2 lety +52

    My least favorite movie was the 6th one because the beginning was so weird ??? Why is Harry flirting with a random waitress?? HUHH

    • @StottOnTheDot
      @StottOnTheDot Před 2 lety +14

      It was more so her flirting with him, and it just sets the tone that the whole movie centers around romances and hormones.

    • @mianico04
      @mianico04 Před rokem +3

      really?? i love that scene, it feels like harry is trying to escape his own fate and forget about reality by just sitting in a muggle cafe, especially with all the trauma he'd gone through in the previous films it would make sense he'd want to just pretend to be normal and flirt with girls like every other normal person his age

  • @Dissectation
    @Dissectation Před 2 lety +11

    laughed so hard at the wine part i started crying and my mom ran into the room thinking something happened to me so. great video!

  • @Paula-uq9rv
    @Paula-uq9rv Před 2 lety +10

    14:01 "ive inhaled so much beard-hair, i may actually have to go to the doctors"
    14:07 has it back on
    lmaooo

  • @moonleafteaofthemonth
    @moonleafteaofthemonth Před 2 lety +177

    I agree, the whole JK Rowling TERF thing was hard to swallow at first, but when you get right down to it, her monetary gains aside, Harry Potter was a huge part of so many people's lives, and whatever she says, she can't take that away from what they get out of her book, and no one should let her either. My bestie and I had wine and watched the Anniversary Special together on HBOMax, and we were crying by the end. (Plus JK herself was only in it for like a minute.)

    • @cw2010
      @cw2010 Před 2 lety +19

      The series is literally littered with her transmisoginy, racism and anti semitism lol

    • @moonleafteaofthemonth
      @moonleafteaofthemonth Před 2 lety +37

      @@cw2010 which is important to keep in mind when looking at it critically, but if it was still a huge part of your childhood, especially if you're a transperson who, like so many, found solace in a story about an outsider finding a place to belong and be themselves, I don't think you should let what JK says have the power to take that away from you. Not unlike the complexities of being a person of color and still being a fan of H.P. Lovecraft.

    • @cw2010
      @cw2010 Před 2 lety +30

      @@moonleafteaofthemonth i am a trans jew and i will be bitter about a bigoted woman who directly donates to transphobic white supremacists who want me dead, getting money and having her brand still promoted by people who claim to be my allies. and you know. She’s still alive and profiting from this shit unlike a dude that’s been dead for decades

    • @xboydykex
      @xboydykex Před 2 lety +26

      Easy to say when she doesn't want you dead now is it lol. She's stated herself that she views all HP fans as also supporting her ideals. Like great that *you* can set aside her violent transphobia, but we trans people sure can't. She also monetarily supports anti-trans causes and has hightened transphobia in the UK, supporting her by buying her shit directly goes into making sure my siblings in the UK have harder time getting acceptance and healthcare. But as long as you can enjoy your childhood nostalgia its alright, right?

    • @melody4444441
      @melody4444441 Před 2 lety +15

      @adoranymphlupin it's kind of hard to keep the series in a 'childhood nostalgia' spot in your mind if you're directly a part of the community that she addresses with her bigoted views in her books. That does more harm than good for a person of that community in the long run.

  • @sybersoft
    @sybersoft Před 2 lety +7

    so glad to see this on my page today!!! always love your videos

  • @NickiNinja111
    @NickiNinja111 Před 2 lety +8

    Even though you rarely upload you are still one of my comfort people on youtube lol thank you for making my monday a little better

  • @justgregor7940
    @justgregor7940 Před 2 lety +18

    Caleb is the only youtuber ever that literally makes me laugh out loud while watching, that bridge tribute... cry laughing. This man brings me JOY

  • @tullyrichards4489
    @tullyrichards4489 Před 2 lety +17

    I literally rewatched your maze runner video an hour ago because I missed your videos and now thisss, so happy you’re back.
    Also side note uploading on Harry Potter as I’m rereading them too, it’s perfect lol