Reading A Bad Boy Book

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  • @InsaneReader
    @InsaneReader  Před 5 lety +2052

    Here are some time stamps if you want to skip ahead to a different part of this video:
    Vlog: 3:05
    Review: 11:18

    • @viaverity7562
      @viaverity7562 Před 5 lety +7

      hiii xoxo

    • @wangkong905
      @wangkong905 Před 5 lety +79

      Why would I skip in your videos 😌

    • @viaverity7562
      @viaverity7562 Před 5 lety +44

      wait im only 1 second in but i want to ask if this is a wattpad book or something, mainly because 90% of wattpad books have bad boy in the title.

    • @noodlepoodle3582
      @noodlepoodle3582 Před 5 lety +19

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @bunnyscout
      @bunnyscout Před 5 lety +4

      Try reading a book from Krista and Becca Ritchie

  • @doiknownoidont4929
    @doiknownoidont4929 Před 5 lety +5467

    I just love the fact that every other youtuber is like "oh I heard good things about this book so I read it and it's good!" and he's like "Yeah, the book you absolutely didn't want to read? The book you didn't know existed and absolutely don't care about? Yeah, I read it, so here's my 30 min essay on why you were completely right to not read it in the first place!" This is amazing. Fresh content right there.

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken Před 5 lety +202

      He actually upped the interest level for this book but only because he was the storyteller.

    • @writer2632
      @writer2632 Před 4 lety +18

      That's true

    • @jamangel
      @jamangel Před rokem +1

      Lmao

  • @OpossumOnTheMoon
    @OpossumOnTheMoon Před 5 lety +2383

    Dog: on cover
    Bad boy: saved
    Nasty: happening
    Patoot: scuddled

  • @abbyb2832
    @abbyb2832 Před 5 lety +903

    "I think scampi is a really cute name. Not for a human woman, but like, a cat."

    • @user-wx9kl7dn4d
      @user-wx9kl7dn4d Před 4 lety +5

      •o• scampi is made of prawns lol

    • @plastic_phish
      @plastic_phish Před 3 lety +1

      @Kamarachukwu Nnadi no

    • @draacu
      @draacu Před 3 lety +4

      @Kamarachukwu Nnadi an 'i' just looks fancier lol

  • @BeatGoat
    @BeatGoat Před 5 lety +2236

    The symbolism of the cover is obvious. They balanced out the bad boy with a good boy. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mel-mu1hk
    @Mel-mu1hk Před 5 lety +3204

    Ah yes, the romance of my dreams. Get called literal food, Do the nasty, then get screamed at. We stan a "healthy dynamic"

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +48

      @@papachrist200 Chicken Parm omfg I'm done

    • @Tigerheiress
      @Tigerheiress Před 4 lety +29

      Papa Christ CHICKEN PARK SENTVMEEEEE

  • @garrettjolsen3066
    @garrettjolsen3066 Před 5 lety +4766

    Okay but him calling her "Scampi" because she was eating shrimp scampi is not cute or sexy; it's like when Andy called Jim "Tuna" for like 5 years in The Office cause Jim was eating a tuna sandwich.

    • @mattb5881
      @mattb5881 Před 5 lety +209

      garrettjolsen oh my god

    • @stephaniemachael
      @stephaniemachael Před 5 lety +228

      friendship goals right there

    • @julesnjazz2016
      @julesnjazz2016 Před 5 lety +53

      Holy shit you’re right

    • @EJ-bn3tc
      @EJ-bn3tc Před 5 lety +144

      LOL and then he called his kid little tuna!

    • @Kay-wp8xf
      @Kay-wp8xf Před 5 lety +52

      Andy and the tuna... WHOAAAAH ANDY AND THE TUNA

  • @Shortandnerdyy
    @Shortandnerdyy Před 5 lety +1479

    "Why am I going into this book like I'm her father " 😂😂😂😂

    • @friendlyghosthost1830
      @friendlyghosthost1830 Před 5 lety +46

      Let's be honest if sophie had a father figure she might not have gone for Mr. I-slept-with-you-once-so-I-know-what's-best-for-you

    • @pearlyblack9821
      @pearlyblack9821 Před 2 lety +6

      1k likes and zero comments? Time to change that.

  • @rainliketheweather4086
    @rainliketheweather4086 Před 5 lety +1369

    Steps to receive the title of "bad boy"
    1. Be rude. To everyone. Just do it.
    2. Be rich. (Because of course)
    3. Have a nickname that you hate.
    4. Be the protagonist of a mom book.
    Congratulations you are now a BAd bOY.

    • @person-iw8qj
      @person-iw8qj Před 5 lety +37

      Christian grey?

    • @MissVintage789
      @MissVintage789 Před 5 lety +103

      @@person-iw8qj In my perspective Christian Grey is more of a straight up psycopath but hey what do I know 😭😭

    • @nm9688
      @nm9688 Před 5 lety +89

      What about the DaRk PaSt

    • @sofea6861
      @sofea6861 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Vampii__ + and totally not like other girls

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +14

      @@sofea6861 yeah, because she likes books and doesn't wear make up

  • @anncliare7860
    @anncliare7860 Před 5 lety +5161

    ok those titles straight up sound like cringey wattpad books

    • @wack6754
      @wack6754 Před 5 lety +380

      They probably were cringey wattpad books at one point 😂

    • @anncliare7860
      @anncliare7860 Před 5 lety +79

      SlaveForGoogle I wouldn’t be surprised 😂

    • @kat-vp8qu
      @kat-vp8qu Před 5 lety +416

      Rescuing the bad boy: aka how I met my misunderstood boyfriend harry styles after my abusive mother sold me to him as a slave

    • @wack6754
      @wack6754 Před 5 lety +24

      @@kat-vp8qu Yesss! 😂😂

    • @restingbitchface2785
      @restingbitchface2785 Před 5 lety +4

      SlaveForGoogle I would like but it’s on 69...

  • @courtropes236
    @courtropes236 Před 5 lety +2004

    It's the secretly oppressed housewife genre

    • @Nagutama
      @Nagutama Před 5 lety +203

      This is accurate but also so depressive.

    • @eleanorjones26407
      @eleanorjones26407 Před 5 lety +9

      basically

    • @elodie5075
      @elodie5075 Před 5 lety +2

      What

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg Před 5 lety +16

      Court Ropes **repressed??

    • @frameturtle
      @frameturtle Před 5 lety +8

      @@karenlilithruizduran9170 I've never heard or seen of kids /teens reading theses sorts of books

  • @nicole.5346
    @nicole.5346 Před 5 lety +1526

    “How does one obtain the title of bad boy? I’m asking for a friend.” Lmao loved this video

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw Před 4 lety +560

    "I DON'T DO VIRGINS."
    I mean . . . you kinda just did, though-

  • @ordinarydream3r
    @ordinarydream3r Před 5 lety +3515

    love it when you do these uber long, critical reviews bro. this was a ride and i’m here for it

    • @jay__birdie
      @jay__birdie Před 5 lety +14

      Hey Nadia! Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @stickypickle349
      @stickypickle349 Před 5 lety +13

      Whoah actually shook I didn’t know you watched these types of videos... love ur videos btw 👌🏻

    • @CyberMoon
      @CyberMoon Před 5 lety +5

      I literally predicted that you watched him omg

    • @thegalaxydonutshow
      @thegalaxydonutshow Před 5 lety +6

      Nadia is here!

    • @bonitaw7658
      @bonitaw7658 Před 5 lety +4

      NADIA

  • @evies.1018
    @evies.1018 Před 5 lety +3370

    I’m still not over the fact the author’s last name is Lemon.....

    • @Hermit_96
      @Hermit_96 Před 5 lety +25

      Lmao!

    • @vivcherri7592
      @vivcherri7592 Před 5 lety +76

      why is this so funny to me

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 Před 5 lety +16

      viv cherri
      Puns

    • @kiwimint
      @kiwimint Před 5 lety +213

      No wonder all they write is lemons

    • @lilybvong
      @lilybvong Před 5 lety +23

      Enfys Best My 6th grade teacher’s last name is Lemon🗿

  • @actuallyclaudia
    @actuallyclaudia Před 5 lety +1216

    My friend bought me a joke present called bad boys in kilts and all the sex scenes were made even better by the man’s dialogue written in an Scottish accent. I wish I still had that book haha

    • @katiem74
      @katiem74 Před 4 lety +136

      omg I looked it up and this line from the summery, " A sheepherder with a poet's heart, he has a need to share a deep, hungry passion with one special woman" is everything I didn't know I needed

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl Před 4 lety +113

      how could you lose it in the first place? how could you?

    • @mollywillo
      @mollywillo Před 4 lety +26

      this is legendary

    • @roshni.i227
      @roshni.i227 Před 3 lety +23

      How dare you lose it

    • @alex9581
      @alex9581 Před 3 lety +16

      I need to read that with everything I am

  • @jen-mq1bt
    @jen-mq1bt Před 5 lety +845

    nobody :
    rescuing a bad boy : HES A BAD BOY !

  • @elise178
    @elise178 Před 5 lety +7381

    What if the dog IS the bad boy

  • @anandiisreading
    @anandiisreading Před 5 lety +2122

    **gasp** _Caleb, what do you mean you're not a mom?!_

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 Před 5 lety +42

      Anandi Puritipati
      He’s Wally’s mom!!

    • @anandiisreading
      @anandiisreading Před 5 lety +17

      @@evies.1018 exactly!!

    • @rebeccamccreary8530
      @rebeccamccreary8530 Před 5 lety +12

      I don't know...it's kind of like mom jeans...I hope he mom mafia doesn't come after him for reading one of THEIR books...

    • @evahagen9131
      @evahagen9131 Před 4 lety

      I can`t believe he forgot about all of us :(

  • @vabvaab
    @vabvaab Před 5 lety +728

    is her real name actually lemmon?? it CAN'T be right??? this lady is pulling off some god tier trolling. her pen name might as well be fanfictian de'shipfic.

  • @duck2322
    @duck2322 Před 5 lety +566

    “What were the original three Star Wars movies again”
    “Well, you’ve got A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and The Return of the Bad Boy”

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 Před 5 lety +10

      More like "selena strikes back"

    • @elpuskas7114
      @elpuskas7114 Před 5 lety +23

      A new bad boy, the bad boy strikes back, the return of the bad boy

    • @itshannah6048
      @itshannah6048 Před 4 lety +1

      *a new bad boy, bad boy strikes back, return of the bad boy

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine Před 5 lety +2233

    “Don’t call me Donnie! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!”

  • @gwynethh9524
    @gwynethh9524 Před 5 lety +4958

    The Fellowship of the Bad Boy
    The Two Bad Boys
    The Return of the Bad Boy

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 Před 5 lety +505

      Gwyneth H
      The Bad Boy Menace
      Attack of the Bad Boy
      Revenge of the Bad Boy
      Solo Bad Boy
      Rogue Bad Boy
      A New Bad Boy
      The Bad Boy Strikes Back
      Return of the Bad Boy
      The Bad Boy Awakens
      The Last Bad Boy

    • @user-xc5hm4sw6h
      @user-xc5hm4sw6h Před 5 lety +61

      @@evies.1018 I'M CRYING HAHAHA

    • @mattb5881
      @mattb5881 Před 5 lety +296

      The mortal bad boys
      City of bad boys
      City of Fallen bad boys
      City of Heavenly bad boys

    • @gurleenkaur9503
      @gurleenkaur9503 Před 5 lety +12

      Holy shit😂😂😂

    • @womaninread4158
      @womaninread4158 Před 5 lety +228

      Twi-boy
      New Boy
      Boy-Clipse
      Breaking Boy

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee Před 4 lety +303

    *Donovan:* Sleeps with a virgin literally once
    *Also Donovan:* Insta-love, gets matching tattoo, refuses to sleep with anybody after, flies into a rage at any man she dates, borderline obsessive tendencies about a woman he hasn't seen in seven years
    *Me:* "Yeah, that's healthy."

  • @obscurereference5237
    @obscurereference5237 Před 5 lety +365

    Baby: ba... ba...
    Parent: He's saying his first words!
    Baby: ba... bad boy kisses do that to a girl!

  • @booksfortea
    @booksfortea Před 5 lety +2099

    “I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding, that’s for sure” 😂😂😂

  • @amyrorok
    @amyrorok Před 5 lety +946

    Caleb: "More like I-wanna-die-alogue if you know what I'm saying"
    Me: *immediately likes the video*

    • @snowflakesandroses
      @snowflakesandroses Před 7 měsíci +1

      Caleb’s wit is just - chef’s💋
      Love all his quips! 👏🏼

  • @MmMm-sf7pe
    @MmMm-sf7pe Před 5 lety +642

    So, you might already be aware of this but in the early days of the internet a "lemon" was a fanfic that was smutty for the sake of being smutty, and I'm just very amused by the author's name and I hope it was an intentional reference.

    • @cutiekoo7162
      @cutiekoo7162 Před 5 lety +42

      In the Spanish fanfic world people still use the term "lemon". It kinda makes me cringe

    • @angelinageorge9526
      @angelinageorge9526 Před 4 lety +37

      They still use it on wattpad

    • @naelie2288
      @naelie2288 Před 4 lety +5

      Mm Mm it still is

    • @leofrun
      @leofrun Před 4 lety +2

      @@angelinageorge9526 Yeah, "smut" isn't exactly a word there yet

    • @banane2279
      @banane2279 Před 3 lety

      I thought people still use it. Not much coming from the person who's just been re-reading fics from before 2015

  • @tricia9077
    @tricia9077 Před 5 lety +325

    “how does one receive the title of ‘bad boy’” bad boy isn’t just a title. it’s a lifestyle

  • @inabookshell
    @inabookshell Před 5 lety +1193

    What we learned: Caleb is a dad😂

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi Před 5 lety +53

      But also a mom

    • @eadsk99
      @eadsk99 Před 4 lety +10

      Let's all just agree Caleb is a parent.

  • @katemarkham440
    @katemarkham440 Před 5 lety +684

    I once found a beautiful gem called "kill or be kilt"
    I believe the back used the extremely eloquent, well-written and charming phrase "her very flesh belonged to him......and what flesh it was"

  • @janev.3593
    @janev.3593 Před 5 lety +192

    when she realizes how solid he is, she realizes that he doesn’t become a liquid slime glob on the floor

    • @giselledsouza4073
      @giselledsouza4073 Před 5 lety +8

      omg that's it i get it now! he's not just putty in her hands she has to walk to the other side of the room for him because he's solid XD

  • @dawnrainier4276
    @dawnrainier4276 Před 5 lety +475

    He shouldn't say "do me" to her unless he's ready to be pegged LMAO
    Also I thought for sure they were going to pull the "she died giving birth now The Bad Boy had to raise the twins by himself and never knew the touch Of Love again" but nope just sexualization of his daughters.

    • @stargirl32102
      @stargirl32102 Před 5 lety +95

      jessica lemmon said pegging rights

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 Před 4 lety +34

      Oh..oh..*Sound of regret and disgust* _OH!_

    • @mintycokies8057
      @mintycokies8057 Před 4 lety +12

      Wait what?? Please explain. Because to my understanding and point of view.. this.. this.. pls confirm first. My gut feeling.

    • @aj_814
      @aj_814 Před 4 lety +13

      it’s pegging time

    • @mintycokies8057
      @mintycokies8057 Před 4 lety +5

      @@aj_814 oh fuck...

  • @BooksandLala
    @BooksandLala Před 5 lety +2059

    Consider me officially triggered by the phrase "mom book." 😂

    • @badmothertucker6579
      @badmothertucker6579 Před 5 lety +59

      BooksandLala although you are a mom, you are a young, hot mom with awesome taste!

    • @dannydevito1115
      @dannydevito1115 Před 5 lety +318

      ur not a regular mom ur a cool mom

    • @gracie9658
      @gracie9658 Před 5 lety +20

      @@dannydevito1115 because regular moms aren't ?

    • @Moondance0
      @Moondance0 Před 5 lety +98

      garbage cannot It’s a Mean Girls quote lol

    • @rachelgonzalez2488
      @rachelgonzalez2488 Před 5 lety +26

      I know I was like I feel SLIGHTLY mom shamed 😂😂😂😂

  • @myfisharmyisever-growing7393

    no one:
    me: I will *LAY YOU OUT*

  • @AbbeeRambles
    @AbbeeRambles Před 5 lety +112

    "don't you mean the deflowering room?" I'M SCREAMING

  • @valentinahenriquezsilva9615
    @valentinahenriquezsilva9615 Před 5 lety +188

    did i just watch a 45 min video of a shtty book instead of sleeping oNLY for the iconic reactions ?? yes

  • @apinchofdisappointment
    @apinchofdisappointment Před 5 lety +578

    You’re a brave soldier for reading this tbh

  • @ShanThePinkCookie
    @ShanThePinkCookie Před 5 lety +1335

    But wait how come the teen fiction section on Wattpad is all bad boy books conspiracy are moms using Wattpad

    • @PunkHime89
      @PunkHime89 Před 5 lety +164

      starlightshan Because those are the teens who are going to grow up and read mom books 😂

    • @nonamenoname9701
      @nonamenoname9701 Před 5 lety +153

      I was one of those wattpad readers (not proud) but i am not a mom reader anymore. All those stories had the same plot same characters the *BAD BOYS* Name was usually Aiden or Alec freaking Ryder. And then the boy would hate the girl because he was in love with her yeah confusing, then this will proceed on (introduce a love triangle, the cliche best friend, her first party, the queen bee of school who hates her for the boy) add a sprinkle of i am not pretty but in the characters she is like lucy hale or selena gomez. The girl would be a judging everyone else and calling them slut etc for how they dress. Then the first kiss with fireworks and butterflies and the 'i am not like other girls'. i am ranting , byeee

    • @PunkHime89
      @PunkHime89 Před 5 lety +45

      Noname Noname Lol, the thing is that without the covers, it’s typical bad YA. I think most people have read and loves books like that at some point in their youth, then they grow up a bit and realize how horrible the books really are. I mean what’s so different between your description and Twilight? One got published, the other didn’t! And one had a really bad cover! 😂

    • @naimayusufmohammed9064
      @naimayusufmohammed9064 Před 5 lety +34

      @@nonamenoname9701 Don't forget Xavier. That name is so overused.

    • @erinstresemann5853
      @erinstresemann5853 Před 5 lety

      Yes

  • @annaluisa3933
    @annaluisa3933 Před 5 lety +177

    Caleb: hates reading sex scenes
    Caleb: let's read erotica!!!

  • @eileensburner
    @eileensburner Před 5 lety +293

    “I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding, that’s for sure” I choked

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine Před 5 lety +808

    Rescuing the Insane Bad Boy (Book 5) by Caleb

  • @noodlepoodle3582
    @noodlepoodle3582 Před 5 lety +460

    Lowkey wish you had read the Christmas one 😂

  • @ungodlygrace3216
    @ungodlygrace3216 Před 5 lety +102

    "this isn't Twilight this is just a bad boy book" AKSSKKS

  • @user-xc5hm4sw6h
    @user-xc5hm4sw6h Před 5 lety +93

    „He walks in and says do me.“ *laughs in disbelief* „and THEN THEY DO“, same Caleb, same.

  • @artistinkscape
    @artistinkscape Před 5 lety +436

    “Scuttle your sweet patoot”

  • @veroagustine4310
    @veroagustine4310 Před 5 lety +331

    *44:44** minutes?? lol u nasty*

  • @MaleLlano
    @MaleLlano Před 5 lety +1083

    You should read After by Anna Todd which is based on the Harry Styles fanfiction. It would be really funny

    • @screamingfangirl7916
      @screamingfangirl7916 Před 5 lety +78

      MaleLlano I HATE THAT BOOKKKKKKK

    • @missforever2802
      @missforever2802 Před 5 lety +1

      I love the book

    • @alanacamp.
      @alanacamp. Před 5 lety +1

      I agree

    • @breethebree
      @breethebree Před 5 lety +75

      Omg I would love that and I would love if Caleb could do some research on this grown woman’s Wattpad antics and just how awful she was to everyone. I have a personal story with Anna Todd and I hate her for it. She’s awful!

    • @Francesca-ge8wz
      @Francesca-ge8wz Před 5 lety +2

      omg yes bad boy harry😂

  • @prettyxdangxcool
    @prettyxdangxcool Před 5 lety +384

    You should do a historical romance. That’s one of the most popular genres and it would be hilarious to hear your comments.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski Před 4 lety +36

      prettyxdangxcool You have NO idea how irritated I am going on Wattpad to find a historical book and find nothing but cheap romances, one of which between a NAZI ARYAN BOY AND A JEWISH HOLOCAUST GIRL

    • @helloill672
      @helloill672 Před 4 lety +11

      @@TravisBroski That sounds like a real movie, but the girl was mixed instead of Jewish

    • @angelinageorge9526
      @angelinageorge9526 Před 4 lety +1

      TravisBroski wait what

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski Před 4 lety

      Angelina George Yea, it exists... I never read it but it seems sorta silly

    • @citizenmalkane
      @citizenmalkane Před 4 lety +1

      One with Fabio on the cover of course

  • @ran2910
    @ran2910 Před 5 lety +169

    I W I L L L A Y Y O U O U T

  • @char3205
    @char3205 Před 5 lety +364

    i read the title and thought 'oh this is gonna be a good one'

  • @Ms.TokyoRose
    @Ms.TokyoRose Před 5 lety +64

    There's one at my local Wal-Mart simply titled: His Suitable Amish Wife

  • @rose360x1
    @rose360x1 Před 5 lety +508

    As a non-mom 23 year old woman, I would like to say that you should have asked for book recommendations because I could have hooked you up. This genre is my guilty pleasure that I don’t feel guilty about.

    • @cceloful
      @cceloful Před 5 lety +10

      yeeessss same!!

    • @pinkimietz3243
      @pinkimietz3243 Před 5 lety +10

      That's terrible.

    • @rose360x1
      @rose360x1 Před 5 lety +154

      Pinki Mietz ummm why? If it brings me joy I don’t think it’s terrible. Am I supposed to feel ashamed for reading books just because some people think they don’t “have enough substance.” It’s 2019, I’ll read smutty romance novels if I want to.

    • @corelei
      @corelei Před 5 lety +61

      @@rose360x1 absolutely! sadly a lot of the "romance" is just straight-up abuse

    • @rose360x1
      @rose360x1 Před 5 lety +72

      Cordula The Platypus yeah unfortunately, but if you find the right authors, there are some good books in the genre. I’m super picky about which books I read, but I’ve always been able to find romances without violence being involved in the romance.

  • @morganraeramey
    @morganraeramey Před 5 lety +638

    THESE TYPES OF VIDS FROM YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

  • @harrietbutler9027
    @harrietbutler9027 Před 5 lety +309

    For the review part, how did you just make your head look decapitated and floating the whole time?! It was crazy! You just had a disembodied head wow good editing !!!

  • @ajo3971
    @ajo3971 Před 5 lety +158

    this video was the physical embodiment of that meme where the soldier guy is protecting the sleeping kid from the knives, but instead of knives it's Donny the Bad Boy

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Před 3 lety +84

    These books give off “Sheryl just dropped her kids off at soccer practice and her husband’s at work and her friend recommended this book and she poured herself some red wine and damnit she deserves a break” vibes

  • @chrisgordon842
    @chrisgordon842 Před 5 lety +318

    0:53 Wait. WHAT? This whole time, you HAVEN’T been a mom? My whole life is a lie.

  • @veroagustine4310
    @veroagustine4310 Před 5 lety +222

    *a bad boy for christmas lol im ded*

  • @Vickynger
    @Vickynger Před 5 lety +79

    i once read a book called something like "the dark knights bride" or smth thinking it would be the typical smutty mom book and bc sometimes you just feel like reading trash, right? well, it turned out to be written and researched really well, the characters were complex and made sense and i learned a bunch about life in the british middle ages in the process so... not quite what i was expecting.

    • @saraelfquieh3197
      @saraelfquieh3197 Před 3 lety +1

      Im definetly reading it!

    • @isharaj-silverman2411
      @isharaj-silverman2411 Před 3 lety +14

      I am a big feminist historical romance fan (there are a lot of them out there), but the titles and covers ALWAYS look like they're smut for repressed housewives, and I feel like they need to improve their marketing because I can't recommend them to people without being extremely embarrassed.

  • @horae2583
    @horae2583 Před 4 lety +36

    someone: hey sweet haircut
    donovan: i WiLl LaY yOu OuT

  • @thegalaxydonutshow
    @thegalaxydonutshow Před 5 lety +425

    Your going to need a whole lot of Jesus after this

  • @sgtbebi
    @sgtbebi Před 5 lety +151

    A BAD BOY FOR CHRISTMAS OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • @illustratorsam
    @illustratorsam Před 5 lety +89

    “I just imagine that being somebody’s wedding vows.” {Laughing to tears}

  • @spixiee
    @spixiee Před 5 lety +41

    HIS EYE TWITCHED IM DYING

  • @BooksandLala
    @BooksandLala Před 5 lety +722

    oh so THIS is what I'm supposed to be reading? cool. great. awesome. 😂

    • @nate10465
      @nate10465 Před 5 lety +36

      Are you actually upset at this? 😞 Oh no, I'm sorry. I usually just like watching these videos because they make light of these types of books so clearly targeted towards a specific audience. I mean these ARE heavily targeted towards that "mom" audience, but not every mom will read this type of book, clearly. And those who do, you know it's all fine whatever people want to read so long as it doesn't encourage negative behavior, but watching those out of the target audience read the books is hilarious to me.

    • @absyntheaurburgine7659
      @absyntheaurburgine7659 Před 5 lety +22

      BooksandLala, chill okay. If this is the first time you’ve heard the term “Mom book” then you’re obviously not exposed to much.
      He didn’t mean it to insult moms, or to insult you, but you can’t deny the target audience of most of these books are oppressed sex repressed bored housewives who happen to be moms too. And there’s nothing wrong with that! People can enjoy whatever they want.
      But honestly, if you’re offended by this, try opening a discussion you know like MATURE people do. Or you can continue to rage on the internet. Either way I don’t care. It’s a free country and I’m sure someone will give you your time of day. Just know, if attention is what you’re seeking, and it looks like it is, you’re not going to get it by fuming on someone’s CZcams channel.
      Honestly, just because you’re offended doesn’t mean anyone’s going to hold your hand and try to make you feel better. This is the INTERNET and if you don’t like something you can click off. Bye, bye now

    • @michelle6532
      @michelle6532 Před 5 lety +7

      I mean, that or vanilla YA contemporaries, I guess.

    • @jennyjeffries3224
      @jennyjeffries3224 Před 5 lety +53

      She's totally being sarcastic everyone. 😂

    • @Ola..
      @Ola.. Před 5 lety +11

      @@absyntheaurburgine7659 Issa Joke

  • @LauraAbbd
    @LauraAbbd Před 5 lety +51

    "Are we gonna rescue him from being a jerk? Or does he get kidnapped?!"

  • @hibaz5157
    @hibaz5157 Před 5 lety +76

    TRIXIE WAS HIS CAR???? What even is this😂😂😂

  • @corelei
    @corelei Před 5 lety +307

    Twins being born in the exact same minute... sounds fake but ok

    • @Taifune81
      @Taifune81 Před 4 lety +47

      I guess C section? They'd have to cut the umbilical cord within the same minute I guess though

    • @noriakikakyoin8587
      @noriakikakyoin8587 Před 4 lety +52

      F in chat for their mom's pelvic floor

    • @wilsonclaire3352
      @wilsonclaire3352 Před 3 lety +1

      @@noriakikakyoin8587 f

  • @aw7145
    @aw7145 Před 5 lety +303

    Truly the Jenny Nicholson of booktube

  • @Sarah-hj4jj
    @Sarah-hj4jj Před 5 lety +64

    I could listen to you recite your grocery list and still be entertained.

  • @Weasleykins
    @Weasleykins Před 5 lety +76

    “This isn’t a Twilight book, this is a Bad Boy book.” - Caleb
    I loved this so much.

  • @databull
    @databull Před 5 lety +24

    oh hey it's the rated r equivalent of hallmark movies

  • @ordinarydream3r
    @ordinarydream3r Před 5 lety +164

    18:39 iM CRYING LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣

    • @pragyaverma351
      @pragyaverma351 Před 5 lety +2

      0p0p

    • @carlacarrero4975
      @carlacarrero4975 Před 5 lety +1

      ordinary dreamer if you think thats bad you should read the bad boys stories on wattpad 😅

  • @crypticcorvid
    @crypticcorvid Před 5 lety +158

    *I've literally never clicked on a notification this fast before. This is for you, boo.*

  • @isabellh8026
    @isabellh8026 Před 5 lety +52

    caleb: lets make some TEA
    caleb: dogs dont know english

  • @chloe-rj9ss
    @chloe-rj9ss Před 5 lety +388

    the bad boy and the philosopher stone
    the bad boy and the chamber of secrets
    the bad boy and the prisoner of azkaban
    the bad boy and the goblet of fire
    the bad boy and the order of the phoenix
    the bad boy and the half-blood prince
    the bad boy and the deathly hallows
    coming to bookstores near you

    • @cheerful-wreck7013
      @cheerful-wreck7013 Před 4 lety +14

      Don't forgot Bad Boy and the Cursed Child

    • @joza_1850
      @joza_1850 Před 4 lety

      @052AparnaKalarickalNarayanan True, that book was worse

    • @melatielok4454
      @melatielok4454 Před 3 lety +7

      @052AparnaKalarickalNarayanan lmao true, i bought that cursed book with my own money and i felt so disappointed i cried lol

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 3 lety +3

      sounds like draco's pov

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 Před 3 lety

      @@nessyness5447 I-
      w h a t

  • @Mo-rn7ug
    @Mo-rn7ug Před 5 lety +108

    The one dislike is Dog

  • @quackaddict9810
    @quackaddict9810 Před 5 lety +64

    I need you reading smut books on camera to be a permanent thing. K thanks! I was howling!! 😂

  • @jordanhenderson1315
    @jordanhenderson1315 Před 5 lety +108

    A collection of John Green books:
    The fault in our bad boys
    Looking for a bad boy
    Bad boy towns
    An abundance of bad boys
    And then Bad Boy And the Olympian’s
    The bad boy thief
    The Sea of bad boys
    The bad boy’s curse
    The battle of the bad boy
    The last last bad boy
    And my personal favourite
    To all the bad boys I’ve loved before

  • @Flufferz626
    @Flufferz626 Před 4 lety +17

    This reminds me of when I sneaked smutty $1 paperback novels in the checkout line at Dollar General, right under my mom's nose; just made sure the cover was obscure.
    Then years later I discovered my mother was reading them when I was done with them. Just like she did with the Harry Potter series.

    • @mansi2103
      @mansi2103 Před 4 lety +1

      Ahahahahahaha oh my god

  • @giselaponce8820
    @giselaponce8820 Před 5 lety +16

    “They show up at salty dog, which believe it or not is a very misleading name. Woof”
    I nearly died laughing

  • @adventureswithmadison
    @adventureswithmadison Před 5 lety +117

    The videos 44 minutes lomg but the review starts at 11 minutes...
    *you know its bout to get baaaad*

  • @TheWipal
    @TheWipal Před 5 lety +22

    "i will l a y y o u o u t " im wheezing

  • @lilgrogu1187
    @lilgrogu1187 Před 4 lety +14

    “And it’s just like a cute romantic thing... makes me uncomfortable.”
    I’ve never related to a sentence more.

  • @shayan6291
    @shayan6291 Před 5 lety +56

    That intro is a whole mood

  • @jellogirl2010
    @jellogirl2010 Před 5 lety +76

    There's really nothing cute about abusive relationships. My dad and mom taught me better than that. LIKE what is Sophie thinking??? Also, it looks like your mother decorated your house from the same place my mother did.

  • @meagansewell9399
    @meagansewell9399 Před 5 lety +57

    Honestly, you should try out those cringy 1.99 Amazon books and see if there’s a diamond in the rough.

    • @kaylamorgan9094
      @kaylamorgan9094 Před 4 lety +3

      Meagan Sewell omg they’re not. Trust me, go to McDonald’s with that money

  • @BirtaAbibi
    @BirtaAbibi Před 5 lety +38

    I missed the long video format with the piano after the funny scenes!!!!

  • @user-up4nk8ld8p
    @user-up4nk8ld8p Před 5 lety +116

    "Was he elected...? How does one reveive the title of bad boy?"
    Im ctfu

  • @Chrissielazarus
    @Chrissielazarus Před 4 lety +8

    I take a shot every time "Now That's What I Call Nasty" flashes on the screen lol. This video is GOLD, I can't get enough.

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 Před 4 lety +1

      Oohhh that's an awesome idea! I'd probably do latte or frappe or bubble tea because I can't drink

    • @Chrissielazarus
      @Chrissielazarus Před 4 lety

      @@snflwrchan8019 Now that's an even better idea! I don't even like alcohol 😆

  • @lovlee8645
    @lovlee8645 Před 5 lety +12

    "Sophie, our main chick, woman, lady" lmaooooo

  • @mophead_xu
    @mophead_xu Před 3 lety +12

    i miss this lad. :< where'd he go?

  • @meeramoorthy4215
    @meeramoorthy4215 Před 5 lety +71

    the fact that this vid is 44:44 exactly is my Aesthetic.
    also, spill! that! tea! sis!

  • @snartman331
    @snartman331 Před 5 lety +76

    I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE TITLE

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 Před 5 lety +10

    ~The deflowering room~

  • @fish-face3069
    @fish-face3069 Před 5 lety +47

    Thanks for torturing yourself to bring us *quality content* !

  • @coldpizza198
    @coldpizza198 Před 5 lety +19

    Every time that nasty screen popped up I laughed so hard I lost years off my life expectancy

  • @leahevans7101
    @leahevans7101 Před 5 lety +33

    PETITION FOR CALEB TO PICK UP AFTER BY ANNA TODD
    THAT IS ONE BOOK I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD. it destroyed me.
    (There's a fricking movie coming out like wtf)

  • @fenelona
    @fenelona Před 5 lety +19

    "Rescuing the Bad Boy" is in fact about taming a bad-behaved dog so that it be a good boy. That's why it has a dog on its cover.