That's..problematic. Jesus,dude-Either just get a girlfriend,or go to a/the local brothel once the Stay-at-home restrictions are lifted,y'creep..or just buy a fricking blow-up doll off-of Amazon,dude..at least it's socially acceptable to do that,dumbass.. Gross.
When I saw "Quarantined with the Celebrity that Bought Me" I was so stunned I just put my computer down for a second and let it sink in. Then I had to google it to see if it was an actual book. It is.
Yeah it's a fanfiction trend (started before Wattpad). Celebrities like Harry Styles, or more popular now, BTS members, buy or adopt the character and well you can imagine what happens. It's really weird lmao especially since I'm a huge fan of BTS and feel horrified that people find that stuff hot. (I'm also 26, most people who enjoy those fanfics are prob pre teens) Don't ruin real celebrities like that, at least make up an OC
How does this guy just have a condom lying around if the last time he had some action was 4 years ago. How old is that thing? Or does he just constantly buy them for 4 years until they expire in hopes that he gets some action?
The entire time I was listening to this I was also cutting trees in animal crossing and it felt like an out of body experience and I became that lumberjack at a spiritual level
The videos I've seen reviewing these quarantine books just straight upstate that the books are a "trapped with a..." type books that were probably already written and they just replaced the void with quarantine
A lot of these big Amazon authors are actually teams of amateur, salaried writers. They usually write a few chapters of low-effort generic smut, which is then compiled into a larger novella with a story meant to capitalise on recent trends. With the popularity of the "forced into the house together" storyline, this same book would have been written with or without coronavirus.
"Quarantined : my bully boyfriend's dad" this title alone is so funny ? Like it feels so specific, I refuse to believe it didn't actually happen to the author
Is the protagonist’s boyfriend also her bully? Is it the dad of the boyfriend of the bully? Is the dad property of the boyfriend and he bullies the dad? Does her boyfriend bully other people? So many possibilities.
I just searched the romance section for more of these and found out that "Ariana Grande Saves the World from Covid-19" is a real book, so I guess I'm all set on the genre.
If some dude “rescued me” and then was like, “I got a guest room but you’ll sleep in my room unless you’re chicken” I would quickly find a way out of that situation.
no one: no one at all: thirsty authors: ok I know everyone is suffering BUT WHAT IF WE ~SEXUALISED~ IT?? I knowww it's such a good idea my minddd💆♀️💆♀️ no need to thank me😌💅
A. K. Caggiano. There is one question burning on my mind. It’s been 3 months since your original comment. Have you written about swords since you made this commen? if so, what was it like? Does your mind flash back to a simpler time, when a sword wasn’t likened to the male genitalia in your mind? I must know.
@@melodiclogic9904 Years ago I browsed a book about religious symbolism in a mandatory class. They linked not only swords, but honestly anything with a somewhat similar shape with male genitalia. Your comment has awakened this dormant, painful memory and I’m kinda resentful 😂
I love how it’s called “Quarantined with THE Lumberjack” like there’s only one specific Lumberjack and Luna has been lucky enough to be quarantined with him
As a straight person, I don’t even know what to say. Edit Jan 2021: now I just look at this comment and laugh. I don't even think I'm straight anymore lmfao Edit 2 - June 2021: I’m bi now, but I’m not deleting this comment lmao
Exceot irl everyone is fighting, breaking up and thinking about dirvorce cause the quarentine is making people face some truths about their partners they were happy to ignore.
Beatriz Zacharias that,and there's A LOT of confused children running about..y'know.. But yeah- _I'd said this in another comment on this video here,but i'mma throw in a quote from the dude who does those Southern Mama skit-shorts and say "this is a Homewrecker-Virus", as it is..honestly._
I think this is some form of escapism, but it’s genuinely baffling that these writers’ idea of literary escapism still involves quarantine. I wonder if there’s a “Trapped in a quarantine with Josh Hutcherson”?
@@queene315 I mean, go for it if you wanna but..don't post that shit lamo some things aren't meant to be romanticized. Like the holocaust and Anne Frank (yes that's a thing)
My friends mom would get so cranky cus she hasn’t had sex in a while.She likes to do it in the kitchen table but there’s kids at home .💀some people are weird
The main action is her gossiping with her crafty friends over Zoom about their lives, and each one is defined by which craft they prefer-there’s the Scrapbooking Friend, the one who knits socks for her cats, the one who is WAY too excited about her Cricut machine, etc., etc. Somebody write that book, I will buy it in a heartbeat. 🤗
Body shaming isn't right, but telling someone they should lose weight because of health reasons is fine. That goes for animals and humans. People feed their kids until they're over 200 lbs before they're even 10 years old and that's just as bad as an obese animal. Sorry for being so serious lmao, Whiskers deserves better.
@@BooksToAshes Another's person's weight is none of your business unless you have access to their medical history you have no idea if they are fit or not. Can we please kill the idea that we need to police how other people should look in 2020? I'm so fucking tired.
The least credible part of this is that the girl was in the middle of her Master's when quarantine started and her thesis supervisor wasn't on her case about "working from home" and "using the time off to start writing the thesis".
@@nessyness5447 A Court of Mist and Fury, it's the second book in her A Court of Thorns and Roses trilogy Chapter 55 is one long notoriously bad sex scene
Just wait, before we know it there'll be TV/movies about this. Probably in the genre "adult" humor or "borderline" abusive boyfriends. I for one am looking forward to the crappy horror films.
Whenever I sit down to write my book, I just think to myself, "Would Caleb make this into a joke? What would he find to laugh at and criticize?" and if he could find something, I change it. Thank you, Caleb.
I just found out Onision has kids and I desperately needed a distraction from the panic attack I’m having on their behalf. The CZcams recommendations came through with this gem. I’m still sad, but laughing through the pain. So, thanks.
This genre is like "stuck in an elevator with a hot man and the power went out" combined with "there is only 1 room left and it only has 1 queen-size bed/ the honeymoon suite" combined together, but now we are adding death to this.
i‘ve only read the title of the book and my braun is already like „oh no 🥴“. also I just gotta say this: caleb, you have no idea how much I‘ve missed your reviews. you dissecting all these unknown, weird af romances is literally the best and funniest thing ever. your editing style and content is so unique and I just love every second of it
The only thing that spreads faster than the virus is the characters' legs.
💀
Honestly not a bad thing
WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED
POLICE! POLICE! 🗣🗣
I am happy to be the one that pushes this comment from 999 to 1000 likes
i’m stuck on how he said 2 years, 12 months, and 365 days instead of just saying four years 😭😭
☠☠☠
:-D Happy anniversary :-D
Maybe he only has sex on the leap year :-D
Parents when asked how old their child is
Grace Allen my child is 96 months old. Soooo hes 8?
a r e y o u l o s t b a b y g i r l ?
Imagine laying eyes on another human being and just instantly super soaking yourself downstairs. Gurl, that ain’t hot, that’s a medical condition.
Yeah, that seems to be a common thing in these things... it's quite alarming
Omfg 😂😭
The fact that she can just LOOK at a man, and become a waterfall, is just....
😂😂😂
are we sure she didnt just pee
"Quarantined with the celebrity who bought me" excUSE ME, WHAT?!
It’s wattpad all over again
Was waiting for this comment
That's the latino life
Really hope Netflix doesn't hear of this 🙏🤣
@@mayraalternative9240 If it was the American version, the title would "Quarantined with my celebrity sugar daddy"
Imagine falling for someone who’s entire personality is cutting down trees.
Its like in tall girl, her entire personality was being tall
you mean tumblr's 2015 obsession with the once-ler?
acting like steve minecraft isnt a sex icon
And there was not even a morning wood joke, like, c'mon
yaggerdamn
Honestly tho, good thing the main character of this book isn’t aware of him or she would wet the floor
he literally said “you can’t touch my grandma because of social distancing” and then invited a complete stranger to his bed 😔
That's..problematic.
Jesus,dude-Either just get a girlfriend,or go to a/the local brothel once the Stay-at-home restrictions are lifted,y'creep..or just buy a fricking blow-up doll off-of Amazon,dude..at least it's socially acceptable to do that,dumbass.. Gross.
@@sharonspears-mandeville2369 Stay home restrictions being lifted does not mean the virus is gone. Stay home regardless
Kiwi exactly.
@Content Corrector uhm its really a problem when ppl are going outside to socialize and not work
@Content Corrector Thanks for being that 1 person with common sense.
the sexiest part of this book is the idea of quarantine ending
You speak nothing but truth
🤣🤣
NuTt
I want to like but it's at 666
She had so much faith in us
When even Wattpad smutty books have a better plot line than this...
💀
lol
Facts
I know so many great smutty books tbh
Big oof right there.
Honestly i think we need a book about Whisker's battle with cat fat shaming. But y'all aren't ready for that conversation
We can’t fat shame cats cause they are sensitive and e cause they are lazy they are prone to fatness and they aren’t fat they are curvy and thick.
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 periodt
I’d read the hell out of that
Catundra by Stephen Cosgrove
Im not fat im D U M M Y T H I C C
“She exuded confidence and comfort” literally sounds like a tampon ad what
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Loooooool
What about those Depends pads or adult diapers?
I'm dying 😂😂💀
Bruh😂😂
When I saw "Quarantined with the Celebrity that Bought Me" I was so stunned I just put my computer down for a second and let it sink in. Then I had to google it to see if it was an actual book.
It is.
What the actual hell.
it was a wattpad trend, i guess it seeped into the romance genre
That sounds like the title of one of those weird animated stories that try to act like they're true stories
Yeah it's a fanfiction trend (started before Wattpad). Celebrities like Harry Styles, or more popular now, BTS members, buy or adopt the character and well you can imagine what happens. It's really weird lmao especially since I'm a huge fan of BTS and feel horrified that people find that stuff hot. (I'm also 26, most people who enjoy those fanfics are prob pre teens) Don't ruin real celebrities like that, at least make up an OC
😂😂😂
How does this guy just have a condom lying around if the last time he had some action was 4 years ago. How old is that thing? Or does he just constantly buy them for 4 years until they expire in hopes that he gets some action?
"How old is that thing" 😂🤣 honestly I'm rolling
How old is it? It's probably expired, and broke when he used it.
explains the 5 kids lmao
These are the important questions fr!!! 😅
Like, _EW._
Imagine getting a master’s degree and then moving to the mountains to chase your lumberjack dreams
livin the dream
well idk what else I'm supposed to do with this degree...
as someone doing a master degree, chasing a lumberjack dream is a mood TBH ✌️😂
What was she even studying? What kind of degree would require her to interview mountain people?!
"She stopped her thesis to study the penis." left me deceased.
Honestly I give props to these authors for writing these terrible books so quickly 😭
Ikr, my books are bad but still take a shit ton of time to bullshit a single chapter🤣🤣
@@martinahybelbauerova2658 I relate so much xD
For real! It takes me literally the whole day to finish a horrible 4 paragraph essay 😂
if you don't bother with characterization or plot but have enough bullshit to write down, I guess it is pretty easy 😂😂
It's like fanfic writers, only write, no revision, and then slam a cover on it. BAM got your self a book written in a month😂
"My grandfather took her home and she just never left" that's kidnapping
You forgot about how it was also a one night stand.
@@23Koneko and possible stolckom syndrome
@@monishitaghosh1230 True.
no one:
Brody: lemme see them quarantiddies
how has this not blown up?! this is like the first actually funny thing that hasn't blown up
😂😂😂😂
*w h e e z e*
I am on the floor, about to die from laughing.
*”Quarantiddies”* I’M DYING
“And they were quarantined!”
“Oh my god they were *quarentined* “
Underrated comment
Your an icon
I read it just like the Vine. Thank you.
This is an actual trope in fan fiction, lmfao
“And they were ROOMMATES”
“Do you think... God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?”
-A man, far ahead of his time.
Romero from spy kids
Ben from November Nine
Steve is far ahead of his time
Bro everyone from Spy Kids was ahead of their time. They're fucking iconic
Lmao
The entire time I was listening to this I was also cutting trees in animal crossing and it felt like an out of body experience and I became that lumberjack at a spiritual level
Big mood.
Lol, that comment killed me 🤣🤣😂😂
*W H E E Z E*
I believe in god now
Omg I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
HOW DID SHE WRITE THE SERIES T H A T FAST?!? LIKE YEA THEYRE BAD BUT THATS STILL ALOT TO WRITE IN A COUPLE MONTHS!?!
Isabel Vickers well, with nothing to really do....I guess why the frick not? But why...that?
If stop caring for the quality of the content you are making you can write quite fast
Cas van der Wal i’m sorry but *Sexy McDreamBoat* is a wonderful name
The videos I've seen reviewing these quarantine books just straight upstate that the books are a "trapped with a..." type books that were probably already written and they just replaced the void with quarantine
A lot of these big Amazon authors are actually teams of amateur, salaried writers. They usually write a few chapters of low-effort generic smut, which is then compiled into a larger novella with a story meant to capitalise on recent trends. With the popularity of the "forced into the house together" storyline, this same book would have been written with or without coronavirus.
Still waiting for “Quarantining with a bad boy” hopefully Jessica Lemmon won’t disappoint us 😂
Oh, I'd put money on it. She won't.
brb gonna write that on my wattpad account
Aya Hernandez I’ll be watching this space closely for an update
@@ayahernandez8434 just commenting in the hope you'll comment again to tell us when it's up lol
Penny for my thot We can only hope 😂
"Quarantined : my bully boyfriend's dad" this title alone is so funny ? Like it feels so specific, I refuse to believe it didn't actually happen to the author
I know right? 😂
When I say I cackled at that 😅
I actually makes me a bit worried tbh
Is the protagonist’s boyfriend also her bully?
Is it the dad of the boyfriend of the bully?
Is the dad property of the boyfriend and he bullies the dad?
Does her boyfriend bully other people?
So many possibilities.
💀
all of these characters have extraordinarily strong opinions about some cat's weight
They both have the emotional depth of a ham sandwich
Don’t disrespect ham sandwiches like that 😂
That’s an INSULT to ham sandwiches
Thats an insult to pigs
Whiskers the fat cat (don't body shame him) had more character than either of them.
нaм ѕandwιcнeѕ are delιcιoυѕ, нow dare yoυ-
I just searched the romance section for more of these and found out that "Ariana Grande Saves the World from Covid-19" is a real book, so I guess I'm all set on the genre.
Looks like it's gone now, shucks.
*_and i thought creed was the only one who lead cults these days...._*
Like what the actual f**k! Who has time for writing stuff like this?🤣🤣
@@MonochromeTrouble The author probably got a cease-and-desist from Ariana's team, since they basically published an RPF for profit.
@@spokeforhours Time to see if the Russians can hook me up.
The cat be like:
Meow 👉👈
Emily Brackpool this is the comment I’ve been waiting for
@@emileesnevets did you... respond to yourself?
@@sarasthoughts well it looks like they have different surnames so...maybe not? A little weird that they're both emilys though.
@@sarasthoughts they have the same first name. 😂 I was confused too.
Jino Espera Burgos it doesn’t help they have the same colored icon too I was like huh?
this whole book is literally the straight side of tik tok in novel form
Thank god um on alt tiktok
Tik Tok has a straight side?
Straight side? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@maxhasproblems4885 straight tik tok refers to the dancing/cringe side of tik tok lol
@@maxhasproblems4885 wait this is the same person I saw on all those Falsettos video!
“You’re a quick study... GET NAKED”
I pretend I do not see it 👨🏼🦯
Oh to see without my eyes 👁️👄👁️
I,,,,,’’'.'.','.',',im jus.'.',.,.'.'.', im just s sitting here.,,.,,,',,',
cuts wood + racist = 🥵
the ultimate Sexy Man
racism but make it sexy 💦💅✨😊
I read that as cut wood = racist and as a wood shop student, I got worried 😂
I read that as he described the guy that way and lost it
Gray Harper lol im not a wood shop student but I misread and got worried too
If some dude “rescued me” and then was like, “I got a guest room but you’ll sleep in my room unless you’re chicken” I would quickly find a way out of that situation.
Yeah that’s creepy af💁🏻♀️😭
I’d be like « I am a chicken, what about » then just like, leave
No shame in being a chicken 🤷♀️ 🐓
"Dont body shame him." The writer has to have a fat cat. Has to.
or she is the fat one and identifies with he cat (?)
@@nessyness5447 the author’s name is Kitty after all
How are we sure that it wasn't pee dripping down her thigh? The man was so scary that she lost control of her bladder.
💀💀💀
no one:
no one at all:
thirsty authors: ok I know everyone is suffering BUT WHAT IF WE ~SEXUALISED~ IT?? I knowww it's such a good idea my minddd💆♀️💆♀️ no need to thank me😌💅
their brains do be large tho 😌
@@bugbear2045 their braincells got nothing on our slow meek ones😌😌
Thirsty authors 😭😂
the authors said “big brain time 🧚♂️✨🍒🌈”
their minds are e x p an d e d,a level above the entire human race💅💆💖🌠🌐💎
‘’She went from working hard on that thesis to working hard on that pen!s’’ 18:49
IM DEAD HELP ME AHAHA
I screamed!
Best line in the video!! 😂
I'm SCREAMING 🤣💀🤣💀
OK BUT THATS LOWKEY CLEVER WORDPLAY....
Reminds me of 'From straight A's to straight D's'
"He sheathed himself." I will never be able to write about swords again 😹
*SHING*
WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Corbomite_Meatballs NO STOP!!! AAAAHHHH
A. K. Caggiano. There is one question burning on my mind. It’s been 3 months since your original comment.
Have you written about swords since you made this commen? if so, what was it like? Does your mind flash back to a simpler time, when a sword wasn’t likened to the male genitalia in your mind?
I must know.
@@melodiclogic9904 Years ago I browsed a book about religious symbolism in a mandatory class. They linked not only swords, but honestly anything with a somewhat similar shape with male genitalia. Your comment has awakened this dormant, painful memory and I’m kinda resentful 😂
I love how it’s called “Quarantined with THE Lumberjack” like there’s only one specific Lumberjack and Luna has been lucky enough to be quarantined with him
Crying 😭😭😭
"She gave it to him straight-"
"Everything about this book is straight-"
You don't know a lot of straight people do you?
@@cursedcancersurvivor i do and this is it
As a straight person, I don’t even know what to say.
Edit Jan 2021: now I just look at this comment and laugh. I don't even think I'm straight anymore lmfao
Edit 2 - June 2021: I’m bi now, but I’m not deleting this comment lmao
@@Ashley-Lopez what to say...or what to ..gay?
Ashley Lopez I’m a straight person and I feel the same way
The best thing about this is how it contrasts with the "get more info about Covid" banner under that video provided by CZcams.
Mood.
I just checked it and yes its right there 💀💀💀
"She shoved her glasses up her nose." Ouch! Those surely can't fit up there!
i get it haha
Beep Beep, Richie.
*Epilogue: Nine Months Later*
*"So she's giving birth, everyone's giving birth."*
And it’s quintuplets!!!
Babies...babies...everywhere!!!!!!!!!!
Exceot irl everyone is fighting, breaking up and thinking about dirvorce cause the quarentine is making people face some truths about their partners they were happy to ignore.
Beatriz Zacharias that,and there's A LOT of confused children running about..y'know..
But yeah- _I'd said this in another comment on this video here,but i'mma throw in a quote from the dude who does those Southern Mama skit-shorts and say "this is a Homewrecker-Virus", as it is..honestly._
Beatriz Zacharias not really
I think this is some form of escapism, but it’s genuinely baffling that these writers’ idea of literary escapism still involves quarantine.
I wonder if there’s a “Trapped in a quarantine with Josh Hutcherson”?
OMG I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THE JOSH HUTCHERSON STORY THE WHOLE TIME 😩😩😩😩
Maybe even a “Trapped ON a quarantine with Josh Hutcherson” 😂😭
Wait. What if that fanfic happened during the pandemic? They were just stuck in a island so they didn't know
Andrew B. Omg your mind!!!! Powerful 😩😩
Someone call Jenny
smh, the only reason this virus is still around is because we don’t have brody to fight it with an axe😔🙏🏻
Global pandemic but make it
𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂
The titles alone made me die of laughter
Thx for the likes tho, also y’all got any watty recommendations?
They're sooo dumb, like why did they think this was a good idea?
Rach exactly they sound cringey af, like so cringey its funny and it hurts
@@queene315 I mean, go for it if you wanna but..don't post that shit lamo some things aren't meant to be romanticized. Like the holocaust and Anne Frank (yes that's a thing)
Rach really people romanticize the holocaust? Good God
“Quarantined with the Celebrity Who Bought Me” 😂 obviously kwality content
at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a "Quarantined with a flat earther" -book
They probably only do missionary because any other position might make the earth tip and we’d fall off.
Write it 😂
@@LoveK1 that's a great point 😂
Would lowkey read that
Is there a lot of flat earther romance?
Who am I kidding? There probably is.
This book was awful, but I have a friend who counts how many days it’s been since she’s had sex 💀 so that’s definitely the most realistic part
My friends mom would get so cranky cus she hasn’t had sex in a while.She likes to do it in the kitchen table but there’s kids at home .💀some people are weird
Some girl did that in the netflix reality show called is love blind or sum like that
That's weird, what 💀💀💀-
@@spaghetto9836 it’s definitely weird as hell lmfao
what the hell lmfao
"The doctor's naughty little...naughty little what?"
oh honey
Hoooooooooney
17:45 “All of her booby hurt. Wait what?? Oh it says body”
I CANT BREATHE LMAO
iconic impression moments:
3:23 heLLOoOoOOoO
9:52 meOW *lip bite* meOW
14:18 *arm claps*
14:23 "gripped it"
15:38 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
21:08 lemme show u heeE
21:36 ᶦᵐ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ᵉⁿᵈ
22:10 *lizard licc*
23:14 sad lumberjack (ft. meOW)
thank u for ur time
Thank you. These had me cry laughing xD
Anika Rodriguez thank you. I needed this.
My favorite is gripped it. GOOD GOD 😭
HeloOoOO is the one that sends me laughing
“Just keep it in your parents” when I tell you I spit water all over my desk 😂😂😂
Caleb: At this point in quarantine I was crying so I don't know why she is so excited about this?
Me: You also aren't sleeping with a hunky lumberjack
How can we be sure tho
As a fellow woman, I can confirm that if you're dripping on your thighs whenever you see a hot lumberjack, you should probably seek medical help.
You also need to stop sitting on waterballons, as that only exacerbates the moisture
“He sheathed himself” I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO I SCREAMED
Same 😂😂😂
Sounds like really bad stage direction.
Howlin when you said “he grabbed her ov-“ on god I thought you were gonna say ovaries and it wouldn’t have surprised me at this point
Trojan Condoms: SHEATH THINE SWORD SIRE
I’d read a book about a woman doing tie dye quarantine crafts..
The main action is her gossiping with her crafty friends over Zoom about their lives, and each one is defined by which craft they prefer-there’s the Scrapbooking Friend, the one who knits socks for her cats, the one who is WAY too excited about her Cricut machine, etc., etc.
Somebody write that book, I will buy it in a heartbeat. 🤗
abigail :D that sounds nice.
@@Pajali Oh my God. Please?
That sounds wholesome, I freaking love it. Someone make this happen!
Imagine body shaming a true icon like Whiskers😔😤
I'm 100% on board for shaming fat animals (unless they have a health condition that's the cause) because it's their owner's fault they're overweight
Body shaming isn't right, but telling someone they should lose weight because of health reasons is fine. That goes for animals and humans. People feed their kids until they're over 200 lbs before they're even 10 years old and that's just as bad as an obese animal.
Sorry for being so serious lmao, Whiskers deserves better.
@@BooksToAshes Another's person's weight is none of your business unless you have access to their medical history you have no idea if they are fit or not. Can we please kill the idea that we need to police how other people should look in 2020? I'm so fucking tired.
I write erotica and can't get one review, but these people say "we made love in the gym and it was HOT" and go viral??? I don't understand 😭
you have to write worse... and are you sure the relationship is toxic enough?
"just her and her lumberjack"
..... What.... What about grandma? What about the cat?
i mean, that would have been the weirdest orgy ever...
I closed a Caleb’s video to watch a Caleb’s video. That’ my life now
Literally me
Literally Same
Actually though 😂
BUT THIS IS THE QUARANTINE CONTENT WE DID NEED!
"What happened four years ago..?"
"He got laid, that's what happened, gerl." JC 🤣 the commentary is always amazing
"Don't body shame him..." Took me OUT
What diseases spread faster? Corona or STD's? Find out in this book where y/n is quarantined with ~bad boi~ 👀
Chlamydia.
Where she gets away from covid but he infects her with std`s
Tako Yaki *"Girl,What?!?"-face*
both probably
"global pandemic but make it 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂"
The least credible part of this is that the girl was in the middle of her Master's when quarantine started and her thesis supervisor wasn't on her case about "working from home" and "using the time off to start writing the thesis".
'Dripping on her thighs!', 'it shouldn't be that way' Luna girl you need to have some things checked out"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She keeps calling him "the lumberjack", I'm pretty sure she forgot his name.
The lockdown smut we didnt want or need. But still got.
"I've never heard 'sheathed himself' ever"
Sarah J. Maas: 👁👄👁
i, unfortunately have...but usually referred to getting the penis in tbe vagina, and only in really bad fanfics.
@@nessyness5447 so chapter 55 of ACOMAF then
@@abbywolffe4114 sorry i don't really recognize what ACOMAF stands for 😅
@@nessyness5447 A Court of Mist and Fury, it's the second book in her A Court of Thorns and Roses trilogy
Chapter 55 is one long notoriously bad sex scene
As an ace person these "romance" books are truly insane and incomprehensible to me hahahaha
Im not even ace and i think its truly insane and incomprehensible
@@SunnyBunnyyy hahaha glad to know it isn't just us!!
@@gaysara yeah, we, sexually active people, don't get it either.
Same
Maybe because you haven’t learned the “growl”???
i'm just confused - is he, or is he not a lumberjack???
What where did you get lumberjack from??
I don't think they even mentioned lumberjack tho??
I think I missed the lumberjack part?
Lmao okay but where tf did that come from?
uhhh, lumberjack?? i'm sorry, which part of the video are you talking about? i'm still trying to find the timestamp for it
"All of her booby hurt" had me crying I can't-
Just the one though; not the other.
The amount of dead inside when Caleb says "The Doctor's Naughty Little what?" skyrocketed. It peaked when he realised what DDLG meant.
Did the author think that Brody was charming as she wrote him? Because he’s just really pervy and creepy.
We all knew this story was coming, it was a a matter of when and I didn’t know it would be so soon.
Just wait, before we know it there'll be TV/movies about this. Probably in the genre "adult" humor or "borderline" abusive boyfriends.
I for one am looking forward to the crappy horror films.
They hooked up without even knowing each other. Real life: they never see each other ever again/. Wattpat: TRUE LOVE !!!!
"why are we still here? just to suffer?" is the whole mood of Caleb reading these books
That’s rough buddy...........
Authors: This is a Quarantine Erotica novel.
Us: Dear God...
Authors: There's more.
Us: No....
He really said social distancing then slept with her 💆
Yeah, social distancing means you don't have orgies. Two people in the bed is fine, even up to four, but more than that... no.
That just means he doesn't want to be seen in public with her...socially distancing.
And they were *quarantined*
“A stay-at-home order? What does that mean?”
*he literally just told you one paragraph ago what that means*
I was holding in my laughter until you showed “quarantined with the celebrity who bought me” and then I lost my shit
I did not expect my day to be BLESSED by this
Me either tbh :D
I was just thinking of his channel earlier today 👀
Same
What else is going on in your life that this book is blessing you? Lol
Whenever I sit down to write my book, I just think to myself, "Would Caleb make this into a joke? What would he find to laugh at and criticize?" and if he could find something, I change it.
Thank you, Caleb.
I love how she asked him if he cut the lumber for his house himself like he ain't a freaking LUMBERJACK
‘She gave it to him straight’ *Pride 2020 ad plays*
"The COVID-19 romance novel we did NOT need
" aka 30 minutes of caleb clutching his pearls
You know it's good literature when it's written, 'edited', and '''published''', within two months. Especially when it's a SERIES. A+ work.👌
I just found out Onision has kids and I desperately needed a distraction from the panic attack I’m having on their behalf. The CZcams recommendations came through with this gem. I’m still sad, but laughing through the pain. So, thanks.
I’m sending you a virtual hug. 🥲
This genre is like "stuck in an elevator with a hot man and the power went out" combined with "there is only 1 room left and it only has 1 queen-size bed/ the honeymoon suite" combined together, but now we are adding death to this.
Brody:
Caleb: it shouldn't be like this
i‘ve only read the title of the book and my braun is already like „oh no 🥴“. also I just gotta say this: caleb, you have no idea how much I‘ve missed your reviews. you dissecting all these unknown, weird af romances is literally the best and funniest thing ever. your editing style and content is so unique and I just love every second of it
"it kinda just sounds like he'd had a barbecue" when i tell you i SCREAMED
"Warning bells went off in her head and also her vagina"
You're telling me this book wasn't written by a guy in his 60s
“He cuts wood.. he maybe is racist” AHAHAH why 😭
I feel like the phrase "The Straights™ Are At It Again" was coined because of these books
And it’s subsect, The Whites Are Back At It Again
(Ik I’m gonna get hate for this, but I’m joking...50%)
more like The Littles ™ Are At It Again UwU from the author description
@@simi6003 *subset. If you're going to use our language and our technology to be racist, you can at least spell correctly.
@@TomorrowWeLive oh my god shut the hell up
Tomorrow We Live ‘Our’ language and technology? Are-are you trying to imply English and technology belong to white people?
Why is no one talking about “Hormones? More like WHOREmoans” that was gold 😂😂
these books just officially proved what we been knew all along: that they're spit out without a second thought or proper editing
I'm starting to think Caleb doesn't read these books 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 for content...
i bet its another cdawgva situation lmao
you got that right
@@shiroh3581 OH MY GOD IT IS
Book tuber roasting bad/badly-written (to be honest) romance books for the views..
*_Heh,it's a living (shrugs)_*