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  • @Goldenblade14
    @Goldenblade14 Před 2 lety +19298

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    Sir, that's the definition of a hoarder.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +43

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r go

    • @immortalelena988
      @immortalelena988 Před 2 lety +241

      That so funny I literally said that that exact sentence in my head 🤣🤣

    • @ooginator12
      @ooginator12 Před 2 lety +220

      "I don't think its raw, it's just undercooked and still mooing"

    • @dannyp3915
      @dannyp3915 Před 2 lety +227

      “I don’t think that I’m an alcoholic, I just have a severe drinking problem”

    • @morbidlyobeserobocop3038
      @morbidlyobeserobocop3038 Před 2 lety +43

      @@AxxLAfriku
      ...Ooook?

  • @perryrush6563
    @perryrush6563 Před 2 lety +8019

    "Should have given him the pasta I made this morning." Novel idea!

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 Před 2 lety +210

      Considering that he also didn't like the sauce they put on the pasta, I don't think it would have mattered.

    • @BladeOfDespairr
      @BladeOfDespairr Před 2 lety +147

      @@samoanjoseph1457 well I mean he did say that when it came to Italian cuisine, pasta is the most important part so I feel like if they did use the pasta they made the same day he might've actually liked it

    • @MissySimpleM
      @MissySimpleM Před 2 lety +143

      It's bad enough they're serving day old pasta to ANYONE (I mean come ON it takes like 10 minutes to cook) but even if they do that regularly who in their right mind would serve the day old food to Gordon when they have the fresh stuff sitting right next to it.

    • @badbadgilead2552
      @badbadgilead2552 Před 2 lety +5

      anyone know the episode that parts from??

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Před 2 lety +37

      They could try making fresh pasta, which only takes about 4 minutes once the water's boiling.

  • @Enrique-Garcia
    @Enrique-Garcia Před rokem +410

    "The water is ghastly, disgusting, I wouldn't use it to waterboard a terrorist." - Gordon, probably

    • @gizmoapangalook121
      @gizmoapangalook121 Před rokem +4

      Lol good one

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 Před rokem +20

      "Is the ice fresh?"
      "Frozen"
      "Fuck me"

    • @OblivionSoldier
      @OblivionSoldier Před rokem +4

      ​@@nerdknight111 "No shit it's frozen, it's fucking ice. You donut."

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 Před rokem +3

      @@OblivionSoldier "Why are you serving frozen ice?"
      "We make it fresh. We freeze it. Then it's fresh again. It's fresh frozen"
      "Fresh frozen? Are you taking the piss? There's no such thing as fresh frozen you fucking wanker!"

  • @GoldenSimian
    @GoldenSimian Před 2 lety +567

    I love that Ramsey never ONCE takes it out on the wait staff. He always aims for the problem, they never take the heat unless they deserve it

    • @literal_f22
      @literal_f22 Před rokem +10

      W gordon

    • @esteban938
      @esteban938 Před rokem +10

      Because he knows that the food is never the server's fault unlike some people out there

    • @joebaranski1996
      @joebaranski1996 Před rokem +6

      His name is Gordon Ramsey, not Karen Ramsey

    • @ticklershpickler
      @ticklershpickler Před rokem

      I love that I've never seen this comment ONCE in every single comment section under a CZcams video containing this show. It's always multiple times

    • @mikesch7672
      @mikesch7672 Před rokem

      Because the show is completely scripted.

  • @rudnick57
    @rudnick57 Před 2 lety +9104

    "I don't even like the water" still gets me every time.

    • @lilspittin313
      @lilspittin313 Před 2 lety +40

      Just almost pure enough to perfection

    • @solomonburgess8196
      @solomonburgess8196 Před 2 lety +19

      @@lilspittin313 John Taffer and his experts and his crew said stop ✋ listen 👂!!!. I saw 👀 that and put that raw food 🍱 items and raw cat meats down and I could smell 👃 it up in here put it down right now and don’t y’all idiots dare serve raw food items and raw cat meats to Gordon Ramsey and he will get sick 🤒 and barf 🤮 and I caught y’all idiots big time for this and i going to fired y’all idiots behine and throw y’all idiots out of there and shut this down and get these people out of here and y’all a bunch of sorry 😢 lazy idiots and y’all is loosing too much money 💰 over this restaurant business 👩‍💼 and its completely crossed contaminated in this restaurant business 👩‍💼 and it’s doesn’t matter and this is unacceptable and it’s a failure 😨 right in front of Gordon Ramsey said John Taffer and his experts and his crew!. I know what John Taffer and his experts and his crew said about raw food items and raw chicken and raw cooked cat meat they were served in this kitchen and it’s very simple on Gordon Ramseys kitchen nightmares!.

    • @cagegirll
      @cagegirll Před 2 lety +159

      @@solomonburgess8196 are you ok

    • @ashto4243
      @ashto4243 Před 2 lety +74

      @@cagegirll No, he definitely isn’t 😂

    • @MircomFan
      @MircomFan Před 2 lety +25

      man you can tell when water is not the beat quality

  • @RiveBassCovers
    @RiveBassCovers Před 2 lety +5088

    I swear Gordon has an iron stomach. I’m always amazed at how he sticks his hands in rotten stuff and grabs dead mice like nothing without a second thought

    • @meettherandom4711
      @meettherandom4711 Před 2 lety +363

      After years of facing shit like this, my man has attained supreme immunity

    • @tenseishin
      @tenseishin Před 2 lety +384

      That just puts in perspective how bad the shepherds pie must be if that's what made him throw up lol

    • @infinitekeys1603
      @infinitekeys1603 Před 2 lety +46

      If I got paid millions of dollars to play his role I’d stick my hands into all the gross shit too

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 Před 2 lety +73

      @@infinitekeys1603 If you got paid millions of dollars that's exactly the kind of stuff you could afford to have anyone else do.

    • @joshDammmit
      @joshDammmit Před 2 lety +34

      Homeboy got 3 kids. Whatdaya expect?

  • @Viper12335
    @Viper12335 Před 2 lety +235

    5:33 his beats match the audio perfectly.

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM Před 2 lety +46

    "We gave him the Penne we cooked yesterday"
    Why do you have cooked Penne from yesterday in the kitchen? Pasta is one of the few things that's cooked in 10 minutes. It just doesn't make sense to pre-cook it.

  • @lorrydriverdotcom
    @lorrydriverdotcom Před 2 lety +12687

    I’ll never stop being repulsed at how freely he sticks his hands into horrific places!

    • @GameDragon2k
      @GameDragon2k Před 2 lety +492

      Oh my gosh, yes! I thought I was the only one lol. I get completely grossed out by how he just dives hand first into *other* people's dirt, grime, and who knows what else.

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 Před 2 lety +374

      Did you miss the dedicated pocket to hand sanitizer he's probably going through two bottles a day in these places

    • @lorrydriverdotcom
      @lorrydriverdotcom Před 2 lety +140

      @@ayajade6683 I did see but even then I still wouldn’t do what he does!

    • @MrMugenwii
      @MrMugenwii Před 2 lety +122

      he would be a great gynecologist

    • @SnapesDM
      @SnapesDM Před 2 lety +254

      Gordon needs his own line of sanitiser called "Gordon Handsy" 😂

  • @Dylanite
    @Dylanite Před 2 lety +4715

    Gordon: When was this cleaned?
    Owner: What?
    Gordon: What?

  • @stefanocapogrosso
    @stefanocapogrosso Před 2 lety +42

    "Never heard of too much lobster. That's like having too much money"
    Honey that's the EXACT reason why you don't have too much money😂

  • @justvisiting375
    @justvisiting375 Před 2 lety +4

    Gordon: Begs for no balsamic vinegar
    Captain Balsamic: Do I? Do I dare?

  • @PARAMOREforEVERxx
    @PARAMOREforEVERxx Před 2 lety +10381

    I must have a brain the size of a walnut.
    No matter how many times I've seen all these episodes, if you put them in a different order, I will still watch them 😂

    • @bearthatrun
      @bearthatrun Před 2 lety +324

      I probably watched the same video with the same title thousands of times

    • @g3org3.-.46
      @g3org3.-.46 Před 2 lety +65

      I think it's a test for the real subscribers🤣

    • @NinetyLegos
      @NinetyLegos Před 2 lety +57

      Same here. At least we know that it's aged well and is still a neat show

    • @nicoladawson2861
      @nicoladawson2861 Před 2 lety +35

      If yours is the size of a walnut, mine is a peanut!!🤣

    • @kkhillboy2696
      @kkhillboy2696 Před 2 lety +14

      can i get a amen

  • @ericpmoss
    @ericpmoss Před 2 lety +1340

    Amazing. He says specifically that the sauce lacks salt and is too garlicky, and the pasta is overcooked. It gets reported to the cook as "he says it has no flavor". I think we've identified at least one problem.

    • @capri6542
      @capri6542 Před 2 lety +134

      Well he did say it was bland. So we can assume she just heard that and turned off her brain off after that

    • @ghinainfamous
      @ghinainfamous Před 2 lety +10

      When you hear a insult to your food from him, you know what he's saying.

    • @mattheww1072
      @mattheww1072 Před rokem +2

      80

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@mattheww1072 more like 70

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab Před 2 lety +332

    "I've never heard anyone complain about too much lobster ... it's like having too much money."
    See, _that's the issue._ It's *exactly* like having too much money. The problem is you are very far away from having too much money, but you're using too much lobster anyway.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Před rokem +1

      And having too much money exists lol, if u have too much, ur chance of getting robbed increases and taxes will rip u apart

    • @KarateGirl999
      @KarateGirl999 Před rokem +3

      People who think it's impossible to have too much money are a walking red flag.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Před rokem +5

      @@KarateGirl999 cuz it is, the problem isn't u having much money, ure totally harmless with money, it just means u can buy everything u want
      The problem is people greedyness

    • @Stargazer1800
      @Stargazer1800 Před rokem

      That’s what I thought! A customer wouldn’t care, hence not having heard it as a complaint, but Gordon is there to help the business. From the sales pov, it’s like they’re paying the customer to eat here, which anyone knows is terrible business practice.

  • @lucasmlikes1474
    @lucasmlikes1474 Před rokem +8

    "I'm a very confident person, and I've been in the kitchen for a long time."
    Saws back and forth like 6 times to cut a deep fried spring roll while Gordon Ramsay cuts through it with a butter knife

  • @randomperson7639
    @randomperson7639 Před 2 lety +4422

    Lets be honest kitchen nightmares is addictive

    • @AMMB
      @AMMB Před 2 lety +29

      This and To Catch a Predator

    • @crc4liam897
      @crc4liam897 Před 2 lety +9

      I mean I think it’s entertainment Gordon just having a go at other owners🤣🤣 but he has to because they don’t look after there restaurant and it’s Money too

    • @kenmakozume7837
      @kenmakozume7837 Před 2 lety +15

      @@AMMB yeah but sometimes Catch the predators is so disturbing and disgusting it just make me grossed out 😭

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic Před 2 lety +4

      I watch this more than Gordon touches mouldy surfaces.

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 Před 2 lety

      @@kenmakozume7837 same

  • @internetdinosaur8810
    @internetdinosaur8810 Před 2 lety +3370

    "I'm not a hoarder, I just find it hard to throw things."
    I'm not an alcoholic, I just find it hard to stay sober 🥴

    • @just-sumdude6823
      @just-sumdude6823 Před 2 lety +56

      discord mods: Im not a pedo!
      i just like dating underage girls!

    • @Kurszt
      @Kurszt Před 2 lety +41

      I'm not a murderer, I just like killing people

    • @rohitkrishnan9853
      @rohitkrishnan9853 Před 2 lety +27

      I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

    • @lukebellam
      @lukebellam Před 2 lety +93

      I'm not a robber, I just like stealing things!

    • @k1ll4cryp72
      @k1ll4cryp72 Před 2 lety +28

      @@rohitkrishnan9853 you ruined it😐

  • @pw9404
    @pw9404 Před 2 lety +4

    “Never heard of to much lobster” “why are we losing a bunch of money”

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 2 lety

      She’s too stupid to understand business, but the husband is the one getting the shaft at home

  • @lefdee
    @lefdee Před rokem +32

    Jessica is a real hero. She knew what was bad and interpreted Big G's words correctly. That's someone who's been in the industry for a bit

  • @scorpionarius5590
    @scorpionarius5590 Před 2 lety +1234

    "It wasn't there yesterday" - "24 hours and it's this dry?" Talking about the dead mouse.
    Reminds me of the episode, where they blamed Gordon for planting a dead mouse at the front door.

    • @Pikachu15actrice
      @Pikachu15actrice Před 2 lety +169

      Lmao, I remember that one. It was wild, especially because the workers were talking amongst themselves about how they did have a mouse problem and were still accusing Gordon of planting a dead one. Too bad for them that everything was recorded.

    • @johnychrist5475
      @johnychrist5475 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Pikachu15actrice everything is most certainly not recorded lol it'll break your heart how much of this is staged and edited.
      That being sad, he personally probably didn't plant the rat

    • @Pikachu15actrice
      @Pikachu15actrice Před 2 lety +92

      @@johnychrist5475 Oh no let me clarify: them talking about having a mouse problem, so their conversation, had been recorded and filmed and that was aired in the episode

    • @MiniTaleTerritory
      @MiniTaleTerritory Před 2 lety +2

      He probably planted this mouse as well.

    • @Solutad
      @Solutad Před 2 lety +72

      @@johnychrist5475 In the episode Stars is referring to, the employees literally repeatedly talked about how there's a mice infestation and how bad the mice problem is and how there's mice all over the place and how they're finding dead mice, mice mice mice, etc etc for an extended period of time, on camera, and yet there's a dead mouse and y'all still think it's a conspiracy? that's a shocked pikachu face if I've ever heard one.

  • @paul16451
    @paul16451 Před 2 lety +1061

    "Did the customer die?" 🤣🤣👹👹👹
    Probably the most morbidly hilarious thing Gordon has said in all of his shows!

  • @karenandrearamos7226
    @karenandrearamos7226 Před 2 lety +31

    00:20 I love the way he’s not scared to get his hands dirty. Reputation earned 👏👏👏
    1:28 him ready with the hand sanitizer 😂😂
    2:25 me with any minor inconvenience 🤣
    6:58 “let’s see if I can put the lobster back together” at this point he’s just having fun

  • @TheLordGojira
    @TheLordGojira Před 2 lety +10

    “The pasta is over cooked; that’s the important thing, tell the chef that”
    “He said it’s drowned in sauce and doesn’t have any flavor”

  • @LtNduati
    @LtNduati Před 2 lety +803

    He didn't complain there was too much lobster (or the false equivalency of it being the same as too much money), he complained it was too much lobster *_for the cost of the dish_*

    • @tunesquicklee
      @tunesquicklee Před 2 lety +128

      right! as in, they were losing money because of the portion. because there is such thing as being too generous, and it hurts profits. at least thats what i took away from this

    • @mikeokisbigg5669
      @mikeokisbigg5669 Před 2 lety +43

      @@tunesquicklee That's what any reasonable individual would take away from that statement, but... y'know....lots of dense, "quick to get angry" people

    • @honeyOTU_
      @honeyOTU_ Před 2 lety +19

      @@mikeokisbigg5669 you can say Americans it's ok

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 Před 2 lety +5

      Ngl idk what they were charging for it but I bet it was a good deal from the customer’s POV lol, wish I could find a friggin pound of lobster so cheap the seller is losing money.

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM Před 2 lety +7

      @@fromthefire4176 One pund of lobster costs usually between 35 and 120 dollar. I doubt that the sandwich costs anywhere near 15 bucks.

  • @bushfather5725
    @bushfather5725 Před 2 lety +3574

    Gotta love absolute chaos that this show uncovered. God bless the absolute legend who keeps posting these clips.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam Před 2 lety +10

      Staged reality TV, and I didn't know that Gordan was an upholsterer. I thought his field of expertise was in the culinary arts. There's nothing worse than a narcissist who thinks he's a jack of all trades, but really hasn't got a clue.

    • @nathanielvargas3863
      @nathanielvargas3863 Před 2 lety +120

      @@Zenigundam you don’t have to be an upholsterer to know you have to clean the furniture that the customers sit on

    • @expertz
      @expertz Před 2 lety +3

      same comments each time

    • @henkkaa88
      @henkkaa88 Před 2 lety +47

      @@Zenigundam so is it staged or is he a narcissist? You can't have both unless you are a dummy.
      Spoiler alert the show is not staged. It's easier to find a shitty restaurant with delusional owners than a shitty restaurant with AMAZING actors. Over half a million restaurants in the US. Only a person who doesn't understand anything about producing would dare to think that staging this show is easier.

    • @spacecowboy421
      @spacecowboy421 Před 2 lety +46

      @@Zenigundam Tell us you don't clean your room without telling us you don't clean your room.

  • @Apocryptoz
    @Apocryptoz Před rokem +7

    5:34 is anyone gonna talk about that sync with the music?

  • @johncarlberg4481
    @johncarlberg4481 Před 2 lety +10

    I love how he has a gallon of hand sanitizer in his pocket lol

  • @blygreene9807
    @blygreene9807 Před 2 lety +604

    I don't understand why everyone in the kitchen took "you're losing money because this is too much lobster," as a personal attack. He was giving them advice and said nothing about the flavor, it wasn't bad it was just too much. The roll shoulve been toasted to not be soggy but they acted like he killed their dog when they literally had him there because they knew they were losing money and he was telling them why lmao

    • @troywelch8450
      @troywelch8450 Před 2 lety +3

      I live next to those dreadful people

    • @blygreene9807
      @blygreene9807 Před 2 lety +1

      @@troywelch8450 What?

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 Před 2 lety +1

      @@troywelch8450 where is it?

    • @julieguy6498
      @julieguy6498 Před 2 lety +3

      He said it was wet and soggy...

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar Před 2 lety +5

      Well she told the full story to the chef. The chef didn't tell the full story to the owner. I don't get why either.
      Ironic that the owner is joking that too much lobster is like too much money when he never said the rest of it.

  • @Obsessedwithcookies758
    @Obsessedwithcookies758 Před 2 lety +4052

    If this is what their restaurants look like, I can’t imagine what their houses look like! 🤮

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 2 lety +17

      @@lena-.. hope you called the authorities

    • @shaq9116
      @shaq9116 Před 2 lety +80

      Their house is clean they are too lazy to clean the restaurant

    • @uyenphuongang6172
      @uyenphuongang6172 Před 2 lety +121

      @@shaq9116 if their houses are clean they aren’t able to work in a dirty place like that u know..

    • @rydon6330
      @rydon6330 Před 2 lety +3

      These were filmed 10+ yrs ago

    • @emyliandrade1800
      @emyliandrade1800 Před 2 lety +6

      @@uyenphuongang6172 same here .... how can they work in this dirtiness like that .... im sure they live in the dirt w no problem w it ...

  • @rhay1255
    @rhay1255 Před 2 lety +7

    gordon: “i can’t believe how disgusting this chair is, there’s a comb in there!”
    also gordon: *picks up a dead mouse with his bare hands*

  • @williebasler
    @williebasler Před 2 lety +784

    keeping a bottle of sanitizer in his pocket before 2020, what a legend

  • @Aluxix
    @Aluxix Před 2 lety +770

    That fact that she used half of pan coding spray for one meat just shows how bad the restaurant service is

    • @MircomFan
      @MircomFan Před 2 lety +121

      "Mmmm, what a chemically tasting steak"

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 Před 2 lety +102

      I literally threw up mentally when I saw her basically spray the whole can on that piece of meat

    • @emilythomson418
      @emilythomson418 Před 2 lety +54

      if i ever found out my food was being cooked with *that* much cooking spray i would simply pass away

    • @ws8080
      @ws8080 Před 2 lety +40

      That is truly one of the most disgusting things I've seen on the show. You are not a cook if you even think of doing that. Ever hear of olive oil?? canola oil?? Please no spray spam directly on the meat so thick it is dripping off....

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 Před 2 lety +13

      @@ws8080
      Right? Olive oil isn’t that hard to get….

  • @fardin89
    @fardin89 Před 2 lety +5

    This is the only show I can watch on repeat for years like I have already seen this just in a different order 😂

  • @hawkspirit8021
    @hawkspirit8021 Před 2 lety +5

    "we have inconsistencies" says the waitress. best line I've heard in response to Chef Ramsey

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 Před 2 lety +1345

    My heart went out to Mark. That dude was working himself to the bone for a lousy / ungrateful wife. You could tell how little she cared about anything based on her reaction to Mark’s realizing he’s pissing money away with the obscene quantity of lobster.

    • @the_ratze_4649
      @the_ratze_4649 Před 2 lety +105

      Yeah Mark really deserved better. Dude would work himself to near death only for his wife to just be going on vacations. I honestly understand why he lost his passion for the place. I hope he is taking a little more time to himself now.

    • @fredbenz69
      @fredbenz69 Před 2 lety +43

      @LordGoomba you are right, she was cheating on him with his brother I think I had read, he is remarried

    • @LordThomasPassion
      @LordThomasPassion Před 2 lety +41

      @LordGoomba disgusting woman... imagine betraying someone that you love.... oh I'm sorry, "loved".

    • @TheRealCallMeCamie
      @TheRealCallMeCamie Před 2 lety +52

      I like how the wife also went "I've never heard anybody complain about too much lobster" Yeah obviously customers won't complain about getting more food than the price should probably get them lmao.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 2 lety +21

      Mark is the classic example of what’s wrong with todays marriages
      He does everything and yet he’s the one sleeping on the couch, bullshit

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před 2 lety +290

    I can’t believe Gordon didn’t like the communal chair comb

    • @styanax
      @styanax Před 2 lety +4

      @@gamingdiary1804 The dust helps get rid of plaque, kinda like toothpaste

    • @captainsalty5688
      @captainsalty5688 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @siler7
      @siler7 Před rokem +3

      Right? I used it, and I was extremely satisfied.

  • @anootnoot7192
    @anootnoot7192 Před 2 lety

    i seriously, genuinely appreciate whoever does the titles for these videos. wholeheartedly, you’re hilarious.

  • @Corvus__
    @Corvus__ Před 2 lety +11

    In loving memory of Chef Ramsay, who died from eating bad shepherd's pie.

  • @reddeaththemangolover5202
    @reddeaththemangolover5202 Před 2 lety +396

    Alternative title: "Kitchen Nightmares moments that spray my steak."

  • @NeptuneRising70
    @NeptuneRising70 Před 2 lety

    I love the uncensored versions of these!

  • @KeniYT0
    @KeniYT0 Před 2 lety +32

    I like how he says, "And that's acceptable to you?" and the guy just replies, "No, sir, that's not clean."
    Yes, it is clearly not clean but he asked if it was acceptable to him. This means his house must be a nightmare lol.

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm Před 2 lety +230

    “I don’t really think that I’m an alcoholic, it’s just hard for me to get through the day without a drink.”

  • @Aurum__
    @Aurum__ Před 2 lety +400

    Ramsay: "Aw, that is disgusting."
    Also Ramsay: *takes another bite*

    • @High_Priest_Jonko
      @High_Priest_Jonko Před 2 lety +20

      It's just bland, gloopy fucking glue

    • @brennathecatlover4360
      @brennathecatlover4360 Před 2 lety +22

      He was probably taking another bite to give more feedback on flavor/ texture

    • @lookunderthere1889
      @lookunderthere1889 Před 2 lety +7

      More feedback

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 Před 2 lety

      Timestamp?

    • @bink
      @bink Před 2 lety

      @@brennathecatlover4360 Or the show is fake and he doesn't actually hate the food, like he's admitted in interviews.

  • @nickkonickko7142
    @nickkonickko7142 Před 2 lety

    No matter how many time u watch these vidoes,it never get old

  • @Tiy51
    @Tiy51 Před rokem +3

    Love how he don’t mind picking up mice but the comb was too far

  • @chefpigeon1462
    @chefpigeon1462 Před 2 lety +286

    It’s so sad and unsettling to see that Alexa and Randy worked poor Chef Mike down so much that he could no longer be the star of the kitchen and had to get a job in the back taking care of the storeroom.

  • @comrademarii
    @comrademarii Před 2 lety +536

    shocking how most of the time businesses fail cuz of lack of common sense, who the hell would put that much lobster on a sandwich lmfao

    • @spiritanimal7516
      @spiritanimal7516 Před 2 lety +12

      They just don't care.

    • @Patiii1120
      @Patiii1120 Před 2 lety +55

      I would.. on a sandwich i made at home

    • @skarthesimpledog7542
      @skarthesimpledog7542 Před 2 lety +40

      @@Patiii1120 exactly, sometimes I feel these restaurants forget they are restaurants and the standards that go with it

    • @sulfur9915
      @sulfur9915 Před 2 lety +15

      I live in costal Maine, and it’s actually not uncommon here to get a pound of lobster in a sandwich if you know where to go. The sandwich is expense as heck, but you can find it, and my family loves them. We go out at least once a year as a summer treat

    • @tyronethecarkid5810
      @tyronethecarkid5810 Před 2 lety

      More food for me😂

  • @tobecontinued436
    @tobecontinued436 Před 2 lety +5

    "I don't even think he likes the water"
    Gordon: takes a sip of water
    Also Gordon: oh God that's disgusting

  • @greenacreslawncare8779

    This man has hands of steel to be putting them in places that have not been clean in years

  • @adis5422
    @adis5422 Před 2 lety +550

    Oh great heavens what would we do without this legend of an admin

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo Před 2 lety +1687

    "I don't think I'm a horder it's just hard for me to throw things away" oh so you mean the exact definition of a horder?

    • @worrier9204
      @worrier9204 Před 2 lety +15

      copied comment

    • @luxurysaesthetic3928
      @luxurysaesthetic3928 Před 2 lety +45

      @@worrier9204 Mmhmm. Sadly, since people see the checkmark, he's more likely to get noticed.
      Guys, *Goldenblade14* originally wrote this.

    • @edwardgarza3776
      @edwardgarza3776 Před 2 lety

      My exact thought when he said that lol

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 Před 2 lety +2

      @@luxurysaesthetic3928 but it’s not about the checkmark. This guy is 20 hours ago and other dude is more

    • @Azo_Dante
      @Azo_Dante Před 2 lety

      Have i ever tell you the definition of "horder"?

  • @irisongjoco9774
    @irisongjoco9774 Před 2 lety +2

    Seeing the springroll make my asian side say "oh great heavens"

  • @jacksonk5326
    @jacksonk5326 Před 2 lety +2

    1:28 The hand sanitizer in Gordon’s pocket about killed me. I replayed that probably 5 times 🤣🤣

  • @Khepramancer
    @Khepramancer Před 2 lety +488

    I can't imagine being someone who owns a restaurant, with staff and untold financial burden surrounding all of that- and then laughing because one of the top chefs in the world, who is here to help make my business a success, is sent running sick to the restroom after eating my food... I can't fathom that.

    • @hybr1dthe0ry_
      @hybr1dthe0ry_ Před 2 lety +32

      I’d be mortified

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni Před 2 lety +50

      It's a very common response to laugh when nervous or stressed. Laughter doesn't always arise from amusement.

    • @Yomasi
      @Yomasi Před 2 lety +8

      I mean if you had multiple falling out with your chef and you know his food sucks but you cant find anyone to replace it, that would be validation if anything
      but thats a very specific scenario

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM Před 2 lety +9

      I don't think that was a happy laugh or Schadenfreude but more like a stress response.

    • @chad1755
      @chad1755 Před rokem +4

      In all fairness, Gordon has a flair for the dramatic... I would put money on that run to the washroom as being staged for the cameras.

  • @shaunkacker6894
    @shaunkacker6894 Před 2 lety +226

    Gordon sure does have a lot of confidence in that hand sanitizer

    • @nasrasyt
      @nasrasyt Před 2 lety +2

      Literally 😭!

    • @Fearienify
      @Fearienify Před rokem +2

      Well he knows what it cant kill and washes his hands and self for the rest, easy solution

    • @siler7
      @siler7 Před rokem

      Alcohol-based hand sanitizer is extremely effective.

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 Před 2 lety +2

    *That tile floor could also use a heavy duty scrubbing if it’s ANYWHERE as old as the chair.*

  • @DennisFeinsteinCEO
    @DennisFeinsteinCEO Před rokem +4

    I will say... If anything, that chef CAN drink. I remember watching that episode and being stunned how quick he slammed those things

  • @DoctahToboggan69
    @DoctahToboggan69 Před 2 lety +181

    Seeing that lady coating the entire steak with that anti stick coating made me physically cringe. She didn’t even fucking season it!

    • @ExBenzi2
      @ExBenzi2 Před 2 lety +43

      Let’s invent seasoned anti-stick coating, mate 🤣

    • @DoctahToboggan69
      @DoctahToboggan69 Před 2 lety +18

      @@ExBenzi2 that is GENIUS!

    • @yosifergochev1527
      @yosifergochev1527 Před 2 lety +12

      Yeah let me be honest , that was the least of the fucking problems in that scene

    • @treezues9586
      @treezues9586 Před 2 lety +8

      Plus it was fucking RAAAW!!!!!!

    • @DoctahToboggan69
      @DoctahToboggan69 Před 2 lety +5

      @@treezues9586 where was the lamb SAAAAAAUCE?

  • @russodidit
    @russodidit Před 2 lety +220

    I never noticed Gordon keeps sanitizer in his pocket lmfaoooo

    • @aquicandaquak822
      @aquicandaquak822 Před 2 lety +24

      He's experienced too many restaurants with no sink so he had to start carrying lmao

    • @rudra.patel.001
      @rudra.patel.001 Před 2 lety +2

      you gotta do what you gotta do man

    • @artemis7997
      @artemis7997 Před 2 lety +2

      he did it before it was cool

  • @DannyOleksy
    @DannyOleksy Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Gordon for I have been blessed

  • @troyperry411
    @troyperry411 Před rokem +1

    “I don’t really think that I’m a hoarder”
    - every hoarder that ever lived.

  • @A_Bagel
    @A_Bagel Před 2 lety +937

    Gordon: "My hands are covered in dust."
    Also Gordon: *guess I'll use hand sanitizer instead of actually washing my hands*

    • @jillbarling2023
      @jillbarling2023 Před 2 lety +60

      I suspect that the sink was too full of dishes to film 🎥

    • @maeg.9123
      @maeg.9123 Před 2 lety +85

      Favorite part was him carrying the hand sanitizer around in his pocket and just *squirt*

    • @ghinainfamous
      @ghinainfamous Před 2 lety +5

      OH GREAT HEAVENS

    • @stacy3039
      @stacy3039 Před 2 lety +3

      He uses way to much sanitizer. If he keeps using it the way he will be taking a bath in it

    • @monicajohnson9581
      @monicajohnson9581 Před 2 lety +5

      @@maeg.9123 lol it reminded me of the boss from the cat in the hat film

  • @Gambley
    @Gambley Před 2 lety +328

    Every time I see the clip where he says he's not a hoarder, I find myself smiling a bit

    • @181cameron
      @181cameron Před 2 lety +9

      Not sure why, but his delivery of the word "legs" makes me actually laugh out loud.

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 Před 2 lety +6

    1:43
    *Directly sprays lit gas stove with aerosol spray*
    On the next episode of kitchen nightmares Gordon literally dies in a gas explosion

  • @troyperry411
    @troyperry411 Před rokem +1

    The image of that woman spraying the non stick stuff directly on the meat like that until it’s completely white is something my brain has never been able to erase.

  • @christiankopet5891
    @christiankopet5891 Před 2 lety +112

    A lot of these places are beyond lucky it's Gordon who is inspecting their businesses instead of the health department.

  • @kunodleM
    @kunodleM Před 2 lety +129

    “I don’t think I’m a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away.”
    That’s like saying “I’m not a drug addict, I just find it hard to stop doing drugs”

    • @Mageman17
      @Mageman17 Před 2 lety +1

      There's probably an underlying stimulus somewhere that's enabling the behavior.
      He could be paranoid that a kitchen equipment might break down (because they are old as heck) which incentivizes him to keep the older, broken ones for "spare parts".
      There's probably the same argument there for the second one.

  • @nerdygeek2012
    @nerdygeek2012 Před 2 lety +1

    this admin's titles are bussin like it doesn't even make sense but I click

  • @JoseSanchez-bo7zb
    @JoseSanchez-bo7zb Před 2 lety

    Crazy how calm the owner is the entire time.

  • @mrcnx77
    @mrcnx77 Před 2 lety +86

    This is a certified "in the bin" classic

  • @wildcat1227
    @wildcat1227 Před 2 lety +99

    It's always a bad sign when the chef has to ask "what did we give him?"
    Idk man, you're the one supposed to be cooking it!

    • @kcatfish9203
      @kcatfish9203 Před 2 lety +1

      He was probably out smoking a cig when the cook was prepping the day old pasta instead of the fresh pasta.

    • @MrRose41
      @MrRose41 Před 2 lety

      “What did we give him?”
      “What?”

  • @williamsmith5340
    @williamsmith5340 Před 2 lety

    One of my favorite show

  • @alextaunton3099
    @alextaunton3099 Před 2 lety

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder... I just have a hard time throwing things away"

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Před 2 lety +148

    I wouldn’t challenge Gordon to a chug-off. He’s probably been necking Tennent’s Super-Strength at Rangers games since he was 12 years old.

  • @jimmybobbyjoe
    @jimmybobbyjoe Před 2 lety +87

    "I don't think that I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    who's gonna tell him?

  • @joel1964.
    @joel1964. Před 2 lety

    You gotta love Gordon ramsey. Does not hold back.

  • @quexllo
    @quexllo Před 2 lety +1

    bro I can watch this all day 😭

  • @DJPatesBlog
    @DJPatesBlog Před 2 lety +125

    "Toilet?"
    Best polite way to tell the owners that their food is worse than poo. Gordon is a gentleman.

  • @marylenehall405
    @marylenehall405 Před 2 lety +97

    “He really thought I was gonna say he loved it he wants you to come and work for him” the waitresses on the series really deserve an award they are hilarious.It’s as if they wait on the opportunity to get the chefs,owners and managers back.

  • @erek_awesome
    @erek_awesome Před 2 lety

    The chair knows how old it is, it can speak for itself

  • @roastedtoast5461
    @roastedtoast5461 Před 2 lety

    It disturbs me yet respect that he touches things bare hands

  • @joeyoung2728
    @joeyoung2728 Před rokem +4

    There is a very memorable clip from the first clips episode. Randy's son grabs him and gives him a hug. It is one of my favorite moments from the entire show. His love for his dad was something to see, and it really made me feel for Randy. I hope they're all doing well today.

  • @valuminescentrex7551
    @valuminescentrex7551 Před 2 lety +145

    The question really is who’s cleaner, the pigeon, Ramsey’s pocket sanitizer, or the lobster that “passed away” 😂 😎

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 Před 2 lety +4

      The pigeon is alive because it didn't eat any crap.
      The pocket sanitizer bottle itself must be filthy because Gordon grabs it after touching crap.
      And don't even get me started on the lobster.

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 Před 2 lety +3

      He’s not passed away he’s “sleeping” hahaha
      Gordon: no he’s fucked…

  • @lifeinvader1016
    @lifeinvader1016 Před 2 lety +86

    7:21 "that should be the weight of the lobster"
    If Gordon was a drug dealer he'd weight your shit with the bag

    • @crazyturd143
      @crazyturd143 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao true.

    • @TheHomieLew
      @TheHomieLew Před 2 lety +1

      "Bloody hell what do you think you're doing selling me this, you can tell at a glance this is just imitation lobster meat"

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 Před 2 lety +1

      Hate that shit. Bye bye 1 - 2 grams. So glad my state went legal, can pick up an oz of fire for 100-150 bucks and its a 30g oz. Haven't had to deal with street knuckleheads since 2015.

    • @crazyturd143
      @crazyturd143 Před 2 lety

      @@michaeldaigle7207 lucky you, some of us have to wait around all day for some stoned ass to bring us our shit lol.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 Před 2 lety +3

      @@crazyturd143 Trust me man, before I got my card at 18 I dealt with it too. The prices used to be really bad but since recreational hit the prices went down and the average quality went up. I hope it gets legalized nationally.

  • @ssjack2
    @ssjack2 Před rokem

    gordon constantly putting his hands through one of the gates of hell makes me sooo queasy. he is a strong man with a strong stomach

  • @stevenappleman
    @stevenappleman Před rokem

    The denial with the owner is comical.

  • @matteolongarini3739
    @matteolongarini3739 Před 2 lety +34

    3:09
    “I don’t really think I’m a hoarder, I just have a hard time throwing things away”
    *”I don’t really think I’m unemployed, I just don’t have a job”*

  • @Atty1997
    @Atty1997 Před 2 lety +160

    Best thing about Kitchen Nightmares' CZcams channel is that not only am I watching recycled videos over and over for the last years, but I also actually *enjoy* watching them. I'm absolutely binging, sometimes I stay up until 3am re-watching these videos with funny titles and it feels just good! Thank you! :D

  • @ProfessionalJerry
    @ProfessionalJerry Před rokem

    I could not eat any of Gordon's master dishes because of where he puts his hands

  • @DETROITHEY6
    @DETROITHEY6 Před 2 lety

    I swear I’ve watched some of the kitchen nightmares clips multiple times and I still react as if it’s new 😂 it never gets old 😂😜

  • @TheNuckinFoob
    @TheNuckinFoob Před 2 lety +54

    It boggles my mind that some of these people put enough coherent thoughts together to amass enough money to start a restaurant but treat it like this. Unreal.

    • @mikeokisbigg5669
      @mikeokisbigg5669 Před 2 lety +6

      Usually because these ideas and dreams are funded with the help of family or friends. Couldn't see myself funneling cash to aunt connie so she can randomly open a restaurant when she can barely manage her life, let alone a business.

    • @TheNuckinFoob
      @TheNuckinFoob Před 2 lety +6

      @@mikeokisbigg5669 Yeah I see that in a lot of episodes, too. Mother, father, aunt, uncle, cousin or whatever ends up taking a second mortgage or even selling their house to keep the dream alive.
      I love my family more than anything but no way would I risk my complete financial stability for one of their dreams. I'd likely offer a bit of help if they needed it but not to that crazy of a degree. If you need more than a few thousand to help you out it just means you're 100% *not ready* and any money I give them would be better off being used as kindling in my fire pit.

  • @scottyinspiar918
    @scottyinspiar918 Před 2 lety +111

    How the hell does Gordon comfortably touch all the nasty atrocities he discovers, he is crazy!

  • @dawnbiasini8669
    @dawnbiasini8669 Před rokem +2

    I admire how he isn't afraid to stick his hands in unidentified food and still has an iron stomach

  • @nerdqveen
    @nerdqveen Před rokem

    HIM TOUCHING EVERYTHING HAS MY OCD SCREAMING FOR JUSTICE

  • @euby12
    @euby12 Před 2 lety +150

    That’s a lot of lobster lol. I’d go there everyday just to buy that lobster roll and take it home. Throw away the bun and just melt some butter. 😂🤤

    • @mrtyreus0
      @mrtyreus0 Před 2 lety +63

      Then die from food poisoning because it's been frozen for 6 months and has been defrosting in it's own watery goo for a week.

    • @George-ue9qc
      @George-ue9qc Před 2 lety +4

      @@mrtyreus0 lmao

    • @tyronethecarkid5810
      @tyronethecarkid5810 Před 2 lety

      @@mrtyreus0 😂😂

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 Před 2 lety

      @@mrtyreus0 you know you can freeze seafood right? I just wondering because most people who watch ramsey know nothing of fish. Stores literally sell frozen lobster and fresh lobster.

  • @nikkicat_1232
    @nikkicat_1232 Před 2 lety +64

    How to deal with sadness= Gordon Ramsey

  • @gravexx_
    @gravexx_ Před 2 lety +6

    11:39 Why is he smiling like if he’s making the food bad on purpose 😂

  • @NomadTheProtogen
    @NomadTheProtogen Před 2 lety +2

    I say, what a magnificent hotel.
    *Oh Great Heavens!*

  • @callmeniles6060
    @callmeniles6060 Před 2 lety +79

    I don't think I'm addicted it's just hard for me to stop binging Kitchen Nighmares