EVERY SUPERMARKET EVER
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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2017
- Supermarkets - Whether it's long lines, charity donations, or paper or plastic, this is Every Supermarket Ever!
CAST
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed by Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty, Monica Vasandani, Cole Hersch, Noah Grossman, Keith Leak, Courtney Miller, Olivia Sui, Shayne Topp
Created by Joe Bereta & Ryan Todd
Produced by Ryan Todd
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Director of Photography: John Jimenez
Editor: Jole Sanchez
Line Producer: Michelle Holman
Production Manager: Noelle Bernhard
Production Coordinator: Brianna Hinojosa
First Assistant Director: Sean McCullough
Art Director: Lindsey Liberman
Props: Chris Newell
Art Assist: Sarah Pratt
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Assistant Camera: Sly Espinoza
Key Grip: Pat Egan
Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Sound: Ivan Harder
Hair & Makeup: Paula Barkley
Makeup Assist: Emilia Black
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley, Feleicia Martin
DIT/Media Management: Gabe Laguer
Script Supervisor: Talia Brahms
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Behind-the-Scenes: Phil Mohr, Kyle Haubert
Post-Production Supervisor: Katie Reed
Colorist: Mike Burton
Production Assistants: Michael Oh, Brandie Rovito, Kevin Fernandez - Komedie
Hey everyone - on Friday.
I'm hitting you guys with some FIRE. One of my fav vids. - Ian
Smosh yeee
I am new youtuber and I love making people laugh with my sketches, mind checking me out? :D
Smosh Ian Headcock
Did that kid on the kart turn white?
Every Wedding Ever
Worst part of not donating at the Smosh food market:
You don’t even get your groceries.
R/WOOOOOOOOSH
YUP UR SO TRUE LOL
Also, apparently if you donate at smoosh food market, you don’t need to give them money!
Then you get labeled "I'm a piece of s#%^" and then escorted.
ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴏ A random kookii :3
4:30 when u fall so hard you switch races💀
Happens to me all the time
It's a doll. It was there before he fell.
LAME🔔 LAME🔔 LAME🔔
ILikeDeathNoteLOUDERTHANYOUDO you understand what a joke is? Unless your joking with that comment
Layla Henderson
Lol XD
"do you wanna donate to the children's hospital?"
"Yeah"
* Doesn't actually donate anything *
Tezza Mezza he *wants* to donate. Maybe he is in poverty?
I never asked if people wanted to donate, there was just a sign and those who wanted to did so of their own accord
maybe they just charged his card for the donation...?
Probably let them keep the change
Credit
00:14 keith didn't even donate
LOL
Yeah
Andreja Voh, He probably donated when he was out of the camera’s view!
But it probably charged him more
They can be charged as they are paying, like it adds to your bill.
He probably already charged it from the card
My ideal groceries are sour candy and onions don't ask why
Courtney Miller ha ha ha
Why
Mine is a full cart of Objects That Signify Good Fortune.
why
Courtney Miller
Porqué?
4:25 that guy turned white
That's the reason why she said "be careful"
No he turned into a stunt double or crash dummy
Cats4Life lol how
Was gonna say
+Turtle God Its a joke.
as someone who work in a supermarket, this is somewhat accurate.....
Indeed
You mean works
So ur saying there’s people who stick credit cards in their mouth in the grocery store...
@@anson4921 he says "somewhat"
@@ItsTheRemixaa so only half the card goes in the mouth?
Random person : can I have a bag
Noah: yeah what kind of bread
hehehehe subway reference
@@jeezbeezbeezwax8101 uh sooubway but yes grand reference
@@wiiblii8584 sooubway?
@@monke3387 oddonesout sooubway series
Please love god and spread his word ❤️ : D
Error 404: Anthony not found
Venersis he was never in every blank ever videos
and he quit smosh
No shit, Sherlock.
SHAMEEEE SHAMEEEE SHAMMEE
roy1299 him leaving won't really effect the series as much though
4:25 It's so funny how Keith turned white.
Ikr
Lmao
What the hell? he just turned into a mannequin. u got something against white people?
Danger Barrel Hmm let's see. IM WHITE!!!
Danger Barrel FIY there are black manequinns.
0:38 That SHAME part is my fav lol
Me too lol
Burger
SHAME
SHAME
Please love god and spread his word ❤️ : D
Cashier: would you like to donate in a children’s hospital?
Customer: umm... no thanks
Cashier: Ah shit here we go again
Please love god and spread his word ❤️ : D
@@Lee-qy8zs no
@@Lee-qy8zswhat does that have to do with this comment💀☠️
1:50 oh look two of my moods in one scene😝😆
MarsBars 360 huh?
MarsBars 360 two me is?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH RELATABLE FUNNY YES IT FUNNNY CUZ YESZF ZDX DD FX'S DC DC ZDX DC DC DYEHHDVEXDZR TDD YSH
0:25 she has good luck totems from later in the video she did not want to buy but there they are
Young Doggo different characters
[[Leo]] okey, it was a joke
Young Doggo lelpvm
I wanna gcfcbbbbb
P
M
You do not get it do you.
@@Poppydom actually it was the same character, it was Olivia both times
My grocery store:
Me: I only need one bag
Grocer: We’re gonna use 5 bags.
that is so true sometimes lol
Please love god and spread his word ❤️ : D
@@Lee-qy8zs no
I love all of the hidden knock off brands at 1:55 like instead of "Takis" they're "Talkies"
And rolled gold
lazes in areas of lays
Also the chips are faced backwards
And cheetoes lol
And cheetoes
When my friend asks his crush out, and she said no.
0:27
Oh thats is super funny!
Glad you got his back 👌
She said no
skrtskert
2:48 when my friend asks his crush out and she says no.
The “Oh... too soft” makes me wheeze everytime
uuhh tu saaft
And it's the worst kind of customers... literally ruining store wares and not paying for it.
@@kinagrill no no you don’t understand. You don’t have to either...
Clean Up On Aisle 6
3:40 “I have power tools in the garage!!” 😂😂
"Magically okay!" How people would describe me if they cared enough to do so.
“They’re magically okay!” 😂😂😂😂😂
The shopping cart crashed so hard he pulled a Micheal Jackson
How???
amy harrison When Keith got hit by the car he from Black to white
Like Michael Jackson
Please love god and spread his word ❤️ : D
@@Lee-qy8zs no
That scene with Shayne bagging Olivia's order!!! Too funny :) 3:00- 4:12
That's literally what i do with the samples all the time😂
Liza Zhdanova omg same
i actually wish i could do that, but i get shy and take like one and think *fck i wanted more*
Tommy hit that curb so hard he lost his melanin
His name is not tommy it Keith
Timmy Luong lmao plz tell me you’re playing along
@@timmyluong5692 THATS HIS NAME IN THE SKIT
1:27 I literally just noticed this right now after all this time that the chips are- amazing 😂😊 Talkis
mmm, you like your cheetoes?
Lazes
Um it is takis gosh what’s wrong with you
@@Chavito_-zl6jd r/woooosh
How do you not get the joke.
It RIGHT NEXT to him in the video and it's time stamped for you. -_-
I prefer doritoes
Do you guys have lucky charms?
Food lion: no but we have the generic generic generic generic brand, marshmallow mateys
It's a shame because food lion is such a cool name
All the food lions I know got replaced by wallllmaaarrrt
*Actually, It's pronounced gamers.*
Vincent Cool THAT JOKES SO OLD NOW
Vincent Cool where is that from?
A smosh video called "The truth about smosh"
good video fam
😂😂
That cereal one is so true,especially at Adli’s supermarket.
So trueeeee
Coke a cola is called soda cola
What's so bad about the generic brands? They taste the same and are cheaper, so what's the problem?
@@goodboybaxter3777 It's German and all the stuff is cheap so more for me
Yeah, CHOCLATE RICE CEREAL!?! XD
Courtney: ok squeezes the tomato
Old lady voice: oh too soft 😅😂
The old lady impersonation was too good
tu saaft
Ok but Noah running off with the garlic bread was amazing 🤣🤣
Saying "she hates sick children" means she doesn't want them to be sick lol XD
:0
Ikr
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
wrong, it means she hates children that are sick
also why did she say no if you were right?
2:47 quality content that we all need in our lives
1:58
“Talkies” 😂
Are we ignoring how Shayne just casually split a banana in two at 3:34?
IDEAS:
Every ad ever
Every worker ever
Every game ever
Every babysitter ever
Catherine Dang babysitter would be cool
ItsYourBxtchBurger xo ye
Too bad a company tells them what to do now so they don't take suggestions anymore
Catherine Dang yeah
Every School Bus ever
Is anyone else binge watching Smosh's Every [Blank] Ever
|-/
Prill Sid !-/
i love the !-/ in your username that's genius (and crazy = genius)
Sabrina Dunseph yep
Sabrina Dunseph IF CRAZY EQUALS GENIUUSSSS
btw thanks!
Sabrina Dunseph hi fren |-/
4:25 when my friend got rejected by his crush
4:00 why did Shayne pour milk in just to drop the carton in the bag? 🤷♂️😂
Ikr😂
EVERY MURDER EVER GUYS LETS GET THIS SO SMOSH CAN SEE IT!!
cinnamonrolfan I'm betting if they do that, Lasercorn is going to be in it.
cinnamonrolfan would be good if Anthony would be there AHAHA
I can relate to the first one so bad because I have to ask for donations and ring the bell if they donate.
TookALevelInBadass THAT JOKES OLD NAO
Wait I replied the wrong comment
IGNORE THIS COMMENT
You can delete your replies you know
I did Jordan! It was the first time I've laughed at a smosh video in a while
0:27 "she said no she won't donate she hates sick children!" Right after that the person behind says no
U do scp too?
SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!
My boi hit the sidewalk so hard it changed his skin color 😂
keith
he protect
he attecs
but most importantly, he change races
Ikr I was looking through the comments to see who else thought that was funny 😂
Lol
It doesent rime
Just stop
GraceIsAwesome jesuslovesme2 that is the joke
You all are complaining about missing Anthony but him and Ian were never in any EBEs. It's just the squad. So when it comes to this series nothing is going to change
Every [ ] Ever has always been stupid and uncreative, which will most likely be the Future of Smosh seeing as the original cast is already tired of their restrictions. The crew writing these stories can be compared to the crew in the old "Motion Gaming SUCKS!" and "First Person Shooters SUCK".. And they were in EBEs
But getting stuck in the past means that you aren't able to accept change...let's face it life changes all the time, if you don't like changes, try to be more constructive and less of emotions and nostalgia because that gets rid of your credibility all together.
ian nath yeah but now anthony is not bts either
there are many EBE`s that they are in look it up before doing a coment about it. one of them s1 ep2 s1 ep3 s1 ep4 and many after that
Kind of but don't agree
3:10 was i the only one that actually listened to what shayne was saying
No
Noah is so authentic he always makes my day better like if your the same
Lucky Charms
Good Luck Totems
Objects That Signify Good Fortune
*T H I N G S T O P U T I N Y O U R M O U T H*
I shall expand further.
O B J E C T S T H A T Y O U
S H O V E D O W N Y O U R
E A T H O L E
Items That You Grab Using Either Your Hand Or A Spoon To Place Inside Your Mouth
Kinzsters172 *E D I B L E S*
I shall expand the expansion. *Eat*
Thanks for 5 likes (I liked my own comment) this is the most I have ever gotten
Ericka Sadler DIGESTEN
lol Keith did a Michael Jackson at 4:23
KianWasHere lol OMG, I wanna like this twice
KianWasHere LMAO
KianWasHere I
HOLY SHIT if youtube updates to make us like a comment 2 times
KianWasHere oo
Objects that signify good fortune!
tHeRyE mAgIcAlLy OkAy!!!!!!!
"look, you don't have to talk to me, you can just take as many as you wan-"
*noah runs away as he throws the whole tray of samples on the floor *
He got hit so hard, he turned from black to white 4:18
Finally there are no comments talking about Anthony leaving Smosh. Oh wait..........
Wait; they'll disappear and it'll all be about the squad again!
Lol, exactly
1:46 Noah: "and for preparation I find a machine that'll warm things up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:20 Keith is the best 😂😂😂
4:25 so apparently Tommy turned from black to white???
So you think it will be him are you dumb
It’s a dummy
@@ev.an_ woosh
@@harel6534 r/woooosh
and lost his socks and changed shoes
The start was abit like a South Park episode
Wow Fow yea
It Did started like a South Park episode and I like south park
Wow Fow I acted for South Park as the character as Ike. Search up Sebastian Yu on imbd
ExplodeGaming Nope it's a little girl you can see it in the making of south park
Даниил Оборин i
This is the first video I ever wached of smosh and now i have my notifications on and I wached all of your videos
As a former grocery store cashier, Shayne's bit with Olivia gave me anxiety. xD I've seen some coworkers and customers do something similar.
“they’re magically okay!”
3:03 honestly if shayne topp was destroying my food I wouldnt care as long as I got to talk to him
1:53 - all units, we gotta nerd on the run holding a black tray, gonna need lots of back up
I absolutely LOVE this series
Even tough Anthony is gone (and smosh is really going to be different from now on) i still dont Get where the hate towards the new crew comes from.....its Not their fault that smosh became à brand! And to be honest, this video was actually funny.
XSGamez yeah I like the new crew as well. It gives smosh many new personalities
Borg Borg ew
XSGamez what will happen to smosh summer/winter games?
XSGamez you must be new
joel lopez idgaf about what you say
I like that first one it was so silly
Frisk Gamer I'm betty
they stole it from south park
Silly os not a term enymore duh
that part was from game of throne
Frisk Gamer right same,same lol couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
1:27 did anyone else see talkies🤣🤣🤣🤣
laze
"goodbye anthony..."
one week later:
"WHEEE LOOK AT ME MOMMY MY CART IS ROCKIN"
Another video, another comment section full of Anthony comments...
Scott Holt IKR! they need to STFU!
Juliana Vani-Catarina IT'S CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE OLD SMOSH WAS YOU FUCKBOY
Luis Cruz abusively by your insults your a 7 year old
Link Destroyer532 "you're" a fucking 5 year old learn how to spell right. Shit Head
Link Destroyer532 so it doesn't matter they can just watch the older vids instead of these vids bc it's annoying and u should take grammar class
Who remembers part timers
I do
Coreo I do and I loved it
Coreo me
Tyler Hunter it was awesome
Coreo right
0:38 ok I immediately thought of Put It In My Mouth. The Bucket of Shame is back babyyy
its game of thrones
literally every show with “ the dog “ is awesome
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!
TurboAnimations Hi
Object Show Fan Oh hey, I remember you! :)
I didn't get it????
Kirollos Halim Its a scene from Game of Thrones
Oh okay
No "Shut up" anymore? That makes me so sad...
阿渡. They never put the shut up on the Wednesday videos.
Soul Stalker they only upload on Friday wtf
TheOutBack Pandas. Today is Wednesday. They upload on Wednesday and Friday.
阿渡 they nevef put shut up in Every [Blank] Ever
阿渡 I never noticed that
i love you guys so much omg
0:37 I swear to God every time they asked me that, and while most of the times I do, there are times when I have just enough anyway when I cannot afford to do so that what goes through my mind
tommy went from black to white
That chip reader thing ALWAYS happens to me.
Good thing my card is strawberry flavored.
The card thingy is soo accurate 😂 people really do look at you like that when you tell them to use chip when the tap function doesnt work
I guarantee that lots of comments will be about Anthony and old smosh
Ikr they will always be complaining for the rest of smoshes lifespan.
Minato Namikaze and you are one of them
truong hoang long 😆
What ever you say...
That last one made me crack up
Yup
Tommy was so stupid
Mkx
Why is the first clip so relatable
Okay, Olivia’s makeup is BEAUTIFUL
4:17 - 4:27 didnt know falling off a shopping kart can make you switch races. 🤷♀️
Or colors
america delarosa damn i thought it was every time you sneezed
Their magically ok 😂😂😂
I work at the meat and seafood department of a store and the samples thing is so accurate, except then there are also the people who actually want to know how to make the thing except sometimes my one coworker will make something before her shift ends, leave, have the rest of us serve it to customers, and not even tell anyone what she made. One time she made pork without telling me what it was or what brand or anything, and I couldn't even tell what kind of meat it was. People actually thought it was beef because of the color it had from the sauce she used it was so weird even though they tasted so good.
Is that... butter???
That whole free sample bit was comedy gold!
1:26 Costco!
Guy Buddy yep
Guy Buddy yep
yep
yep
yep
Now I can't stop calling lucky charms good luck totems
OK, you basically just made all customer service workers very happy by showing what we all wish we could do.
You guys are really funny! Love your vids.
Omg I love your every blank ever.they are exactly what makes me smile everyday. I love the Smosh squad
Nadyne Zuniga you suck
Nadyne Zuniga Very bad taste in humor
Jakobe chill people can have opinions
lol when a smosh squad member makes another account to make positive comments on their own videos, then uses spam bots to get likes.
Great place to put the "SHAME!" Lady in.
Why
@@fk5276 watch game of thrones and you will get the answer
3:35 olivia looks like my science teacher not gonna lie
I relate to the donation thing so much. I just tell people that there will be a prompt to donate on the pin pad, but no pressure, and many people will say reasons why they don’t/can’t donate... and I understand. If you don’t want to donate at the moment, don’t be afraid to just select no, and that’s it! We don’t need an explanation. Really, the cashiers don’t care at all.
That game of thrones reference though.
Pumpkin Peep lol someone else noticed
Where?
was it the beginning?
Where is the shut up
axess3 lel ONLY FRIDAY VIDEOS HAVE THE SHUT UP INTRO!
axess3 lel maybe the shut up is Ian and Anthony's voice. Since Anthony's gone, so yeah they probably got rid of it.
Shut up is friday vids
Ingen fucking bryr sig
axess3 lel FRIDAY!!!!!!
Noah is so funny when he's angry.
The gall bladder joke was hilarious 😂
Every *Ad* Ever! Like so Smosh can see! *:3*