EVERY STARBUCKS EVER
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- Coffee... whether it's complicated orders, snobby hipsters, or ridiculous cup size names, this is Every Starbucks Ever!
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Cast:
Courtney Miller
Keith Leak
Noah Grossman
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
Director: Ryan Todd
Assistant Director: Josh Brown
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty, Olivia Sui, The Smosh Squad
Produced by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Todd
Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Executive Producer: Brent Lydic
Supervising Producer: Phil Rogers
Coordinating Producer: Brendan Kennedy
Director of Photography: Grant Babbitt
Camera: Daniel Wall
Assistant Camera: Willy Laszlo
Sound: Bill White
Key Grip: Chris Walters
Grip: Brody Culbertson
Gaffer: Tristin Noelle
Production Designer: Paris Pickard
Art Director: Paul Moyle
Hair & Makeup: Annette Chaisson
Costume Designer: Jessica Huerta
Edited By: Katie Reed
Post Supervision by: Ryan Finnerty
DIT/Media Mgmt: Jared White
BTS: Phil Mohr
Color: Mike Burton
PA: Austin Eguia, Dayton Sinkia, Ben Wright
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He's not wrong. I wouldn't call Ariana grande Ariana medium
LOL
Jake the only thing that annoys me when I watch this video is that grande means big not medium😂😂
Jake I would call her aria medium
Leo Dunsirn exactly I really want to kill someone
Jake i agree
If anyone's wondering:
• Grande
• Caramel macchiato
• 3 pumps vanilla
• ⅓ cup steamed almond milk (20% condensation)
• 2mg cinnamon
• 4 sprinkles sea salt
• 2 exhales of human breath
Yh
Upside down Carmel Macchiato
Bravo
to much
AppleScotch Pie show off
1:48. The way she says “it’s perfect” gives me goosebumps 😂
Same. I swear, courtney is an amazing actress. Even with what she has to work with, she is amazing.
Kind of Like ASMR
since im lazy 1:49
I love how in Starbucks Grande means medium even though in Spanish it means big or large
TØP fan Right here they use italian
@@chelseasdagger9132 Grande is large in Italian as well
Ikr
That's because it used to be the large size and tall was medium. Also it's named that because it's an Italian word too
Then in Mexico is medium still called grande
A Fucking Starbucks Ad Showed up lmao
haha
same
LOL
LOL lol lol lol I'd LMAO too
LOL lol lol lol I'd LMAO too
Worked at Starbucks for 2 years and all of this is accurate.
Officially my favorite comment.
I've worked for Starbucks a total of 9 years and at several different locations on the east and west coast and this video isn't accurate at all. Like, not even slightly. It's obviously an extreme exaggeration. It's still funny. Especially the black chick calling out the names wrong.
Sure you did James. Now let's play.
starbucks is gay
Worked in Russian Starbucks for a year. And yep, totally true.
Who is best looking like a girl?
Noah - like
Keith - comment
BOTH! 😂
bothhh
Gamin’With CarCar BOTH!
Wow I’m surprised every comment said that
Both
Both
My brothers name is Jacob and every time we go to Starbucks they spell his name like this:
Jaycob
They have no idea how to spell people's names
I worked at Starbucks and we didn't ask for names. We would use the order itself.
but jacob is a common name what??
They forgot the person who always orders the pinkity drinkity and then takes pictures of it for 10 minutes 😂
Haha yes
Me oof
So basically James Charles
They also forgot the person who doesn’t buy anything and just uses the place for its wifi. lol
@@aidanviarengo8536 me
Whenever Noah plays the “mahalo” character I actually die
Yes, I actually lay down on the ground and die
🧓gronda
Read this right as he entered lol
"You look like a French dictator!" - Shane to Noah
mahalo
I love how “every Starbucks ever” and
“every coffee shop ever” are two different videos
Yeah because Starbucks in America is barely coffee
@@bigmanmccheez5342 WHOA! YOU THROWING SOME SHADE! lol
Noah dressing up as females is one of the best things I have seen, low key his impersonation of star bucks girls is incredible xD
ARIANA MEDIUM
That is now my stage name
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS I love you
Ur amazing be my friend
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS I would like but it has 777 limes
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS
OMGG ARIANA MEDIUM hi I’m a fan
Im Ariana Average
"you look like a French dictator" LMAO
-Sh4d0w or LhorNe gaming get roasted XD
He/She looks like Marine LePen.
Dangerdave21 Dumb More like "French Roasted!"
I'll go home.
Dude I was about to hear that and I found your comment
-Sh4d0w or LhorNe gaming France is a limited government with no dictator
In England it’s just small medium and tall
Americans: daaam that’s weird
Scp Commander is it lol never actually been I've been once for a hot chocolate and sprinkles
I know,why the hassle with weird names America and other countries?
Bloody hell, I'm an American Wanker.
@@ootfan7882 what
In Australia we have small medium and large
I just realized Keith's character in the first clip is Kimber. Oh my god.
😆😆😆
*GER-ON-DUH-AY*
-MEDIUM-
-MIDDLE ONE-
*GRANDE*
Never mess with the employees at _Starbucks_
oh yeah yeah
LOL
😂😂😂
Make a every Abigail ever old plz plz pls
"Seriously this is a Grande, you wouldn't be calling Ariana Grande, Ariana Meduim" 😂😂
*”DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I HAVE MY COFFEE”*
Me:go now or dai
Interviewer: can you spell Julia? me: j-o-o-l-e-e-y-a
Interviewer: great! Welcome to Starbucks
3:14 Olivia tries not to laugh
Good catch
SuperMarioFanDJ Gaming I agree
That’s just the act
I feel bad for the old guy who said medium instead of grande
You do know these are just actors right? 😆
Tonja searle he knows that he just feels bad
Me to i feel bad
Yeah. Me too.
Mackev _ me to
Venti- Large
Grande- Medium
Tall- Small
Did I get it right?
Yes
Arianna Robinson where is Ariana Grande when you need her in every blank ever?
You got it wrong.
Demi - Smallest
Short - Second smallest
Tall - Third Smallest
Grande - third biggest
Venti - second biggest
Trenta - big. VERY big
@@awkwardone12 why dont they just use
Extra small
Small
Medium
Large
Extra large
@@nehankaranch2149 ask starbucks
Noah is so great playing females. Give him more of those roles!
Keith is better
Y do Noah and Keith actually look convincing as girls ❔❔❔❔❔❔
Maybe ur gay
Callum V This was because girls use to have muscular features in the past.
They don’t
callum V yes :)
OddTOXICgamer maybe you need to fix your words
I'm suprised they didn't make joke about how overpriced it is
make a joke*
surprised*
+Mysvie britains starbucks is overpriced and we have a great economy
+Mysvie explain the relation between America being in debt and starbucks prices
First off yes we are in debt but not that in debt we have a better economy than we did a few years ago , Starbucks is overpriced , and gross , our economy has nothing to do with it , Starbucks is a multi billion dollar company with stores all around the world , they aren't making coffee 5 dollars more expensive because of the economy its because they know that people will pay their higher prices because they are known for coffee .
"My name is jenalia "
Starbucks: I'm about to end this man's whole career
My name is rick
ToasterLord17 Yee nope that’s mine
“You look like a French dictator.” Gets me every time
😂 I hate ordering at Starbucks. I'm always so confused.
I said my name was Sammi with an I and the dude spelled it "Sam!" And the S was backwards 😂
Now you got a new Dj name :) lol.
SAME
Love ur channel Latoya
I didn't know you watched Smosh!! This is AMAIZING!!!!!
Kimber is definitely my favourite Smosh character ever, Noah just plays the best girls 😂😂
Yep
Ashley Garrett so does kieth
Ashley Garrett yes.. Keith too tho!!
Ashley Garrett yep I agree
So true!!!!
The fact that they're sharing the same wigs. LOVE it 🤣😂🤣
Noah and Keith make the best female baristas 😂✨
EVERY GAMER EVER.
IS 3RD TIME I COMMENT THIS. JUST DO IT
Hell yeah
Didn't they do that already?
ah it was "If video games were real"
YYYYAAAAASSSSS
YES!
0:45 "Ariana Medium" 😂
Pham
Clint noriss actually it's clientnorris
_GRR-AW-N-DAY_ spelled out is crazy 😂
You forgot that the majority of people at Starbucks have a Macbook with them.
My favorite singer is Ariana Medium
Ok Hayden mine two
xD
mine three
Bad music taste.
I prefer Ariana small…
0:38 omg, im dying! "G-RR-AAN-ND-DE! YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE CALLING ARIANA GRANDE ARIANA MEDIUM, WOULD YOU?!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone else notice how Noah’s apron said “kimber” on it from that other video Office Fight
Every dragon ever
If i Was at Starbucks and that girl would be taking My order, i would be like, WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GRA-NDE SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAPPUCHINO!
Ulla Laisi ikr!
Ulla Laisi ikr
I like Quesadillas from Taco Bell ok
Ulla Laisi so would i
Ulla Laisi
A
Yeah I've got a coffee for E T Han. E T Han?
Edit: My god. I've never had this many likes before
MarioManRoy you miss spelled solo twice
@@Ghost-gi1bf Yeah? Well you miss spelled "you" so we go both lose
@mariomanroy you were saying
My names Ethan
0:59
I remember getting Starbucks for my work office one day, of like 10 people’s orders. It was possibly the worst experience of my life. Every drink order was like a paragraph long. It still haunts me.
7 years later, that Clint Norris joke still brushes across my mind here and there.
You forgot the person that takes 8 seats for their self and sits there with a computer 2 hours
Do every pizza delivery ever
Brave Slender omg yasss
Brave Slender yassss
Kimora Antonio
Kimora Antonio no no no no no hear me out Every Food Battle Ever
Cool
seeing Noah dressed as a girl is EVERYTHING 😂
3:27 ultimate Karen
Smosh became more of a company than just two friends having fun.We miss Ian and Anthony
Agreed
This isn't their "main" series.
But they are doing so well :) and the squad is amazing!
Umm Menace Food Battle X is already out...
I wish I could be them though...
I literally just order a black coffee and people look at me like I'm an escaped mental patient
Same!😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
awesome xD
So do I! Someone I can relate with.
I feel bad for you
Why do they look at you like that? If you like black coffee then you like it.
Noah as a barista is just the best thing on this earth
This is my all time favorite Smosh episode 😂
I work at Starbucks and the overly complicated one is so accurate. That's exactly what we do
Noah and Keith make kinda hot girls... O_o
What is wrong with you guys?
I didnt even realize it was keith at first sight o.o
Omg yassssss so right
Keith is so hot as a girl.
Joao, this happens every Thursday, its called gender bending.
I like how as the video goes on, the worker who keeps mispronouncing names slowly accepts how she keeps saying the names wrong.
Noah and Keith look so good as girls who else thinks that 😂😂
When Noah is a prettier girl than you are
Alexis Jordan xD
Jack Goulette learn how to fucking spell before you roast learn how to tell the difference between a joke and something else
Jack Goulette dumbass its a joke you bitch
That’s just true XD and also Keith
Alexis Jordan yeah.. 😭😂😂😂
Never been there never want too, I'm afraid to order because I don't get "Starbucks Language"
Darren Kidd my head hurts
Darren Kidd tall is small?
Jack your a fu**ing SAVAGE 😂😂
3:40 guess who laughed the most times
US
You or me
Me
Me:Hi my name is Dean
*Starbucks writes down name*
Umm a coffee for Delilah?
When I put my name as Delilah
Umm hello a coffe for Dean?
i LOVE the every _______________ ever series
Me too
Will I ruin it if I say "same"
Me 4
Me 5
Same
Sir, I'm afraid there is a Venti rat in the bathroom
O͎M͎G͎👀
Wow original
Yea so original
I am actually laughing my ass off!!!
I love watching these
*if Damian ever leaves Smosh I’m holding my funeral the day after at 8 a.m.*
Actually the Grande carmel Macchiato comes with 3pumps of vanilla
EVERY GRADUATION EVER!!
Nice one
thats a great idea!
Love it!
Every graduation ever is pretty good your smart and clever
Ariana Medium -Smosh 2k16
kookingbacon
kookingbacon ARMMMY
lol
ARMYY YAAY \(^-^)/
GUH-A-RARN-NN-DAY
this is the best every ... ever ever video
Noah and Keith look so good as girls lol
The funny thing is all the ingredients that she said are in cinnamon and the human breath i just googled it 😂😂
Oh shit really?? Lmao
LMAO
Slothical what did you say um I don’t get what you said
So Shayne literally knew what to do
?
Can I get a "Grande upside down caramel macchiato with three pumps of vanilla one third of cup of steamed almond milk with 20% condensation, two milligrams of cinnamon. Four sprinkles of sea salt and two exhales of human breath.
Dammmmmmmmn
What kind of bread? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fury *eye twitches*
@@Bayoryx Italian Please, toasted 😂
I don't go to Starbucks. I don't even drink coffee. I'm a tea person.
You should have included the girl who really shouldn't be drinking starbucks
"I'd like a venti frappuccino..."
"Arent you a little young-"
*"JUST GIMME THE DAMN FRAPPUCCINO!"*
IKR
''Seeeeeeeemen'' 😂 2018?
My name is Simon... *sniff*
It's Simon, mom...
Alec Andagan me
Keith makes a great women lmao
Morgan Drotar I’m convinced Keith is secretly a woman
Alec Andagan 一大
How about instead of commenting stuff like "Where are Ian and Anthony." "I miss them." "Smosh sucks now.", you just don't say anything about it. It's their channel and they still appear in videos, but I'm pretty sure they've also been very busy lately. And the humor of these videos hasn't changed, I'm pretty sure that's just you growing older.
Nvm we're talking about the Internet saying this won't change a thing
+Thom Boss you're right about that
HOW DARE YOU have a different opinion then me? I shall argue with you solely because I believe I that I am a special snowflake and the world revolves around me.
You are so right
+Thom Boss
Well said.
Friend: runs through their very detailed Starbucks order
Me: hOtChocOlaTe
1:27 "2 exhales of human breath"
JustOnePenguin and 1:40
THEY GAVE ME TOO MANY HUMAN EXHALES
I cannot taste the exhales.
+AE86 of Mt. Akina ?
Derek Lopez He's using bots to spam people to see his music yt channel
I KNOW RIGHT .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 HUMAN EXHALES ARE TOO MANY
I don’t have these issues at Starbucks
Because I use a drive thru
Mo81-4 I’ve never had Starbucks
Very few Starbucks have drive thrus
@@briannawandell8145 who are u?
: V A non-American or Canadian? I’m an Australian and we only got like 5 throughout the whole country.
maybe *you are* the issue
Every time I watch random Smosh videos I always like amazed how Keith and Noah actually pull off looking like girls 🤣
"Bye Simon's"
Me*dies of laughter*
Middle school was rough...
Isn't Starbucks the company that sell standard coffees for expensive prices just because it's name?
Yep
your so right I just shit myself.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Yep, and it's shit coffee too. Too sweet and they out the same amount of coffee in a small as a large. OH SHIT IN SORRY I MEANT A TALL AND A- OH GOD NO THE BARISTAS ARE COMING
as a barista for Starbucks i agree one hundred percent we sell crap with fancy names for bs prices
No, actually they don't have STANDART coffee, Their coffee is pretty EXPANSIVE but it's worth it. I mostly get fraps from there though.
Before watching: they're gonna make a joke on how they mess up names.
I knew it.
No shit
and about d Grade and Ariana Grande
YAY ITS TODAY
+Blah Blah blah RBLX ... yes ... yes it is ...
I got a Starbucks ad before watching this
*20% CONDENSATION*
Guh-raahn-duh-hey !
Kimberly got permanently changed her name to Kimber after Office Fight and started to work at star bucks
YASSSS SO SMART YASSS QUEEN!!!!!
Can’t believe it’s been almost 5 years since this was uploaded
I just got a Starbucks advert right before the video started LOL
The original Smosh cast:
• Ian
• Anthony
• Ian’s mum
Christopher Anderson Stevey
XPanda 22 Omg I remember setvie!
Christopher Anderson it’s actually mom not mum your welcome
Lilly Paige british people say it like mum not mom
Lilly Paige Some people day mum some people say mom. They are both right. Also it’s you’re not your.
You’re welcome
So it's 12:00 am and this purge ad keeps popping up on every video and I can't skip it. 🙃
ikr
Ikt
Who gives two shits
you and i both
I keep getting ads for lights out.
“Here we have a tall, grande or a vente”
“Yeah uh the middle cup”
“OKAY SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO STOP IT THIS IS A GRANDE SIZE”
“G-R-AN-D-EY”
T o a s t you wouldn’t be sitting there calling Ariana Grande Ariana Medium now would you? No! that’s stupid! Go NEXT CUSTOMER!
Next guy can i have a large cappuccino LOL
😂😂😂😂
Keith looks SO good as a girl. He could pull it off any day
most backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard
Strong agreement
Yep
@@jordan-ic3xe how
That "GR-AA-N-DDDE" part I swear I could not stop replying it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know right
Reply
Reply
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Hey same
Why is Noah amazing at the barista LOL 😆
"even at red lobster"
😳
After
it's funny how kimber from there office fight is working at Starbucks after she got fierd, she really loves that coffee
Alex Chachana but this was uploaded before the Office Fight video
lol yeah i just noticed that
3:39 I should’ve turned down the volume cause my parents heard that
What did they do?
THAT LAST ONE, OH MY LORD. It was my first month in Starbucks and this man was on the phone talking SUPER loud about how he walked in on his son having sex in great detail. My manager told me to tell him to stop and when I did, he looked around and said “HOW ABOUT YALL QUIT LISTENING HUH? YALL ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL, IM FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT.” I just sighed and told him to leave.
Me dying with my mouth guard as I gag while laughing GER-RON-NUH-DAY