EVERY SUBWAY EVER

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2018
  • Subway - whether it's the $5 footlongs that are really $11.50, sandwiches that are 85% lettuce, the sandwich artist that takes it a little too seriously, and more, this is Every Subway Ever!
    CAST
    Ian Hecox
    Noah Grossman
    Keith Leak Jr.
    Courtney Miller
    Olivia Sui
    Shayne Topp
    CREW
    Directed and Produced by Ryan Todd
    Written by Noah Grossman, Monica Vasandani, & Ryan Finnerty
    Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
    Smosh Creative Director: Luke Barats
    Director of Photography: John Hale
    Editor: Nick Agich
    Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
    Producer: Kristina Nikolic
    First Assistant Director: Tanner Risner
    Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
    Art Director: Jake Sperling
    Camera: Brennan Iketani
    Gaffer: Justin Thatcher
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
    Makeup Artist: Rachel Jenkins
    Costume Designer: Lindsay Hamilton
    Assistant Editor: Matthew Duran
    Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
    Senior Design: Ness Cardano
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Komentáře • 23K

  • @TheDivinian
    @TheDivinian Před 2 lety +1755

    As a subway employee, the "more lettuce" is so accurate. They load their sandwich with all the veggies and then stare at you like you're dumb while you try to close their salad on bread.

    • @DarkKnightTrinity
      @DarkKnightTrinity Před 2 lety +42

      I remember a few years ago they used to be SUPER stingy, like they would count out like 5 pickle slices, 5 pieces of tomato, stuff like that. Not so bad now but for years it was awful.

    • @chiTownN1
      @chiTownN1 Před 2 lety +18

      @Tom Dougherty i couldnt bring myself to not say this so here i go:
      no one asked

    • @autismnation5262
      @autismnation5262 Před 2 lety +5

      I WANT MORE LETTUCE

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Před rokem +6

      When you really want to be health conscious by eating a salad but you just ain’t ready to cut down on the refined carbs

    • @autismnation5262
      @autismnation5262 Před rokem

      @@maenad1231 I W A N T M O R E L E T T U C E

  • @sarwatwaseem4147
    @sarwatwaseem4147 Před 3 lety +3213

    "NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!"
    "Huh, wait- breadbowl?"
    "NOOOO!!!!!!"
    THIS SENT ME

  • @kimblackburn493
    @kimblackburn493 Před 2 lety +321

    Courtney and Noah screaming at each other still lives in my brain 🤣🤣

  • @nuph5918
    @nuph5918 Před 2 lety +116

    "NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!"
    "Huh, wait- breadbowl?"
    "NOOOO!!!!!!"
    Subway In A Nutshell

  • @perky7263
    @perky7263 Před 4 lety +2003

    When a girl from Starbucks comes to subway
    0:45

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 Před 4 lety +2087

    Noah: RIGHT!! WHAT KIND OF BREAD OPTION?!
    Courtney: *a S A L A D ! ! ! !*

  • @lilcookied7054
    @lilcookied7054 Před 2 měsíci +73

    Whos here in 2024?????

    • @criticallybryan
      @criticallybryan Před 29 dny +1

      I'm just here to remember how to make a salad

    • @Cursed166
      @Cursed166 Před 15 dny

      ​@criticallybryan what kind of bread are you gonna have on it?

    • @isimp4312
      @isimp4312 Před 14 dny

      Who isn’t

  • @calebavendano8863
    @calebavendano8863 Před 2 lety +48

    he said “it’s our slogan eat fresh” so innocently

  • @nicong8684
    @nicong8684 Před 3 lety +1728

    “Hello can I buy a popcorn?”
    “Sure, what type of bread”

  • @Bending_Hectic
    @Bending_Hectic Před 3 lety +2969

    Are we all gonna ignore Shayne saying:
    “I’ve caught every single one...pokemon not stds.”

  • @frederickwagner5776
    @frederickwagner5776 Před rokem +60

    I was a Subway worker and everything in this video is 100% accurate!
    I used to have a couple as customers who loved our southwest sauce so much we used to empty our bottles into their sandwiches and then have to refill them immediately because they would empty them.

  • @subscribe2swayle
    @subscribe2swayle Před rokem +50

    “I SAID..A SALAD!!!” “YEAH, WHAT KIND OF BREAD?!?!?!?!?! 🥖 “ “NONE!! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWLL!!!” “Oh..a bread bowl?” “NO!!”

  • @flingflong5853
    @flingflong5853 Před 3 lety +1069

    Courtney yelling "NOOOO!!" with that perfect cut gives me life

  • @bardknight
    @bardknight Před 5 lety +373

    "Every Subway smells the same"
    Absolutely true. I'm getting flashbacks from my time working there.

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial Před 2 lety +44

    The whole salad conundrum will forever be my favorite Courtney performance 😂

  • @jtohbunnyrabbit_15
    @jtohbunnyrabbit_15 Před 2 lety +202

    *Timestamps:*
    0:00 The Artiste
    0:40 The Misunderstanding
    1:10 "What Kind of Bread?"
    1:30 Slogan Misunderstand
    1:52 Super-Coke
    2:19 I̷̢̢̛̟̹͍̪̖̯̟̬͙̬͔̞̖͔̱̗͎͙̰̺̞̬̼̩̱̝͍͐̈́̓̇̋̎̉̃̓̅̓̀̉̓̃̐̐̀̏́̊̎̆̈̓̂̽͗͂̏̿̋͘̚̚͘͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̢̧̡̟̫̞̪͙̱͎̰̲͉̭͇̦̰͉̩̥̝̻̣̪̩͚̮̹̯̪̲̼͋̉̓͆̃̈̈́̈́̆͋̅̾̐̉̀̈̏̑̒͋̈́͒̓͂͊̏̄̋̑̀̓̈̊̊̔́͋̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͜͠͝͠S̴͈̝̫̝͈̓͊̓͛͐̈́̈́͂͋̽͋̾̅͋̎̂̀̀̾͆̀̎̐͗͛̆̔̽̃̇͆̈̌̏̈͛́͂̈́̓̕̚̕͝͝͝Ȧ̵̧̧̛̝͖̥͈̳̬̮̳͍̹̱̗̟̈́̾́̇͂͗̓̐̎̉͐̿̀̾̇͌̿̎̆̎͛̈̄̾̀̿̆̚̚͝͝ͅI̶̢̢̭͇̞̪̯͕̣̙͉̅́̈̐̽͋̓̓̑͌̄̈́̑͆͒̄͊̂̀̿̇̋͋͊͛̓̈̈́̕̚̚͠͝͝D̸̡̡̢̨͎̬̗͎̭̲̟̙͔̳̦̹͇̖̳̗̤͈̖̝̼̫̲̖͖͍͚̭̘̩͈̦̫̀̅̈́̍̂̾͂̋͗́̈́́̇̎͒̈́̃̄͌́̑̉̈́͑͗́̅̊͊̀̅̿̒̑̍͒̄͂̔͊͗̌̕͠͠,̶̧̢̧̡̨̧̝̮̩͕̙͖͖͉̠̭̩͚̹͇̬̻̣̩͙͍̞̼͉͓̗͙͓͎̫̺̲̪̺̭̍͌͆̐̉́́́̊̚̚͜͠͝ͅ ̶̡̡̹̺̠̙̝͍̣̙͚̳̤̩̠̤̗̮̼̯̣͕̜͍͚͈̞̺̞͇̞̤̞̦̹͎͖͕̮̙͕͐̐̋̎͐̒͗̈̈͛͐̊͌̉͂̇̌̆̐̂̍̎̂̅̾͋̎̕̕͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̨̢̢̡̺͈̻̺̺̩̺̹̫̝͓͇̩͖̯̜̯̰̺̤̘̩͎̥̥̩͇͋̎̈͂̓̀͊̂̉́̈́̊̾̐̓̀̌́̈̍̀͂̀́̈͊̆͗̆̆͂̀͌̌̊̀̽̒͐̈́̔͐͛͒̕̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̨̢̢̧̛̭̟̯̪͖̹̤̖̥̠̪̹̭̳̭̪̥̯͔͍͍͕̖̰̗͒̈̃̈́̇̂́̏̀̓̈́̇ͅS̴̡̧̧̢̛̛̛͇̳̦͕̦̝͇͍̮̜͔̯̝͚̺̞͓̪̼͇̘̣̝̈́̔͛̂̈́͆̀̂̑̐͛̈̂̐̉̎̈́̎͂̒͒̈́̍̌̍͋̇́̉̐̀͐̐͘̚̕̚̕̕̕͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̝͖̻̫̱̖͕̩͉̮̙̘̹̰͈̥͉̞͙̜͚͙͉̜͈̲̪̰̗̼͕̪̱̯̦̜͉̈̓̿͐̓̊͊̊̍̄̈́̆̌̽̑̌̾̓͆̍́̾͘͘͘̚͜͠͝͠ͅͅḶ̸̨̡͖̪̺́̾̑͂̀́̌́̅̇̐͒͂̏̎̓̌̌͑̏͗̑͂̌̓̒̽̄̽͌͗̈́͐́͐̀̑́̊̑̔̕̕͠͝À̷̡̬̦̥̯̼͎̜̟̹̮͍͎͎̅̋͆̋̄̌̿̅͌́̌̀̐͐͌̓̀̐͑̐͒̈́͌̊̇́͗̓̄͝͝͝ͅͅḒ̶̢̧̡̢̼̜̬͕̬̝͖͎̟̘̝̰͖̯̱͍̙̻̦̩̺̑̅̄͜͜͝.̴̨̧̧͉̮̺̠̫̙̖̹̰̞̙̭̟͎̼̤̲̠͈͕̩͉̠͎͔̞̻̪͉̬̞̣̘̤́̏̐̿̂̐̈́̅̒̏̾͂͋̂͛̅̓̓́̐̕̕͠ͅͅͅ
    2:34 I Want More Lettuce.
    3:41 Finally A Salad 🥗
    4:06 Our Queen! Noooo!

  • @Whoisthis408
    @Whoisthis408 Před 4 lety +1772

    “Every subway smells the same” YESS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME!!

  • @foodguru6960
    @foodguru6960 Před 3 lety +547

    Legend has it, that woman is still trying to get a salad

  • @parvinaliyeva9995
    @parvinaliyeva9995 Před 2 lety +24

    "Hi, I would like a salad"
    "Ok, what type of bread?"
    "I said a salad"
    "Right, what kind of bread?"
    I would've tried saying *"0 calorie bread, please"*

    • @autismnation5262
      @autismnation5262 Před 2 lety

      Well I would have tried putting 20 croutons on the salad.

  • @condutchak
    @condutchak Před rokem +13

    Real talk, I miss these videos

  • @darthsand4204
    @darthsand4204 Před 4 lety +2372

    Customer: *hi can I have the key to the bathroom*
    Subway worker: *sure, what type of bread*

  • @MQHNATYTC8262
    @MQHNATYTC8262 Před 4 lety +2680

    Girl: “I’m attending my father’s funeral...”
    *WhAT KiNd oF BrEAd*
    *WoUlD yOu LIke HiM ToAstEd?*

  • @skylarsauer6795
    @skylarsauer6795 Před 2 lety +14

    I work at subway and honestly…. I’ve even asked “what kind of bread” after being told they wanted a salad… 🤣🤣

  • @soviettonk9259
    @soviettonk9259 Před 2 lety +29

    “I want Joe”
    “Whos Joe”
    “JOE MAMA”
    “Sure what type of bread”
    “uhh what”

  • @alexthehooligan
    @alexthehooligan Před 4 lety +4512

    “What kind of bread OPTION??”
    *_”A SALAAA- -“_*

  • @Basiaelk
    @Basiaelk Před 5 lety +5683

    Me: *Can I get a bread?*
    Worker: *Sure, What type of salad?*

  • @groovybabyrazz5326
    @groovybabyrazz5326 Před rokem +7

    it's my tradition to watch this every time i eat subway, that's art.

  • @chosen3494
    @chosen3494 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The first 30 secs always crack me up 😂

  • @gameknightyboi7539
    @gameknightyboi7539 Před 4 lety +426

    Boy: “My mom and dad are divorcing....”
    Worker: “SuRe WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?”

  • @arxe_d3505
    @arxe_d3505 Před 3 lety +1528

    “You want a six inch Pakistan...”
    “What?”

  • @Squishy-gv3is
    @Squishy-gv3is Před 2 lety +11

    It’s nice to see that the subtitle writers get to have fun :)

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 Před 2 lety +14

    Courtney could’ve said that she’d like her salad toasted for 1 Second.

  • @shiryoku7791
    @shiryoku7791 Před 4 lety +710

    "Can i have a sandwich?"
    "Sure what type of salad?"

  • @pixie1233
    @pixie1233 Před 5 lety +936

    "FINALLY SOMEONE BUYS OUR SOUP"
    ...They sell soup??

  • @zzTriggerr
    @zzTriggerr Před 2 lety +1

    best video ive ever seen. thank you!

  • @BadTimesWithGrian
    @BadTimesWithGrian Před 7 měsíci +2

    I loved watching this video when I was younger, and I still do, I'm glad I remembered this

  • @apizzatopping
    @apizzatopping Před 6 lety +154

    "I've got every single one. Pokemon, not STDs."
    I actually laughed out loud for that one. 😂

  • @caidenmedina9110
    @caidenmedina9110 Před 3 lety +2422

    Before she yelled”A SALADDDDDDDDDDD” the captions said “PLEASE TAKE YOR HEADPHONES OFF” lol.

  • @DC-ho3fh
    @DC-ho3fh Před 10 měsíci +1

    The music fits so perfectly with everything

  • @nj3469
    @nj3469 Před 2 lety +4

    I used to work at subway for one summer and the lettuce thing hit me at a spiritual level

  • @leilachan5698
    @leilachan5698 Před 4 lety +4406

    0:01: How I do my homework
    0:25: What my teacher thinks.

  • @gabelol9987
    @gabelol9987 Před 4 lety +407

    4:05. “I got every one”. “Pokémon, not STD’s” lol

  • @carbs70
    @carbs70 Před 2 lety +6

    i watched this 46 times and its still good

  • @kryptwill8340
    @kryptwill8340 Před 2 lety +5

    to this day, this video is still a masterpiece

  • @jackrudolf1745
    @jackrudolf1745 Před 3 lety +2467

    "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!"
    "Sure, what kind of bread?"
    *cofused noises*

    • @x-rax716
      @x-rax716 Před 3 lety +19

      What is cofused

    • @jcvv466
      @jcvv466 Před 3 lety +15

      @@x-rax716 he meant confused

    • @ZackyASMR
      @ZackyASMR Před 3 lety +21

      Would you like that toasted?

    • @jackrudolf1745
      @jackrudolf1745 Před 3 lety +8

      @@x-rax716 I'm not gonna fix my misspelling just because

    • @radiuslol6467
      @radiuslol6467 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MalikTheRonin
    @MalikTheRonin Před 5 lety +380

    "WHAT KIIIIIND OF BRRRREEEEAAAAD!!!?" 😂 I can't man

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 Před 2 lety +2

    I wish Keith a full and quick recovery .❤️‍🩹 🙏🏻

    • @ash-ge8rs
      @ash-ge8rs Před 2 lety

      Huh?!

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 Před 2 lety

      @@ash-ge8rs Apparently in a video it's revealed that Keith has been diagnosed with cancer. 🙁

  • @yourwallet
    @yourwallet Před 2 lety +4

    Ive watched this video like 15 times it never gets old lmao

  • @LottaActionGaming
    @LottaActionGaming Před 3 lety +7082

    Who got this recommended after watching Milad so much

  • @tutex119
    @tutex119 Před 4 lety +336

    Random guy: excuse me, where is the bathroom?
    Subway employee: Sure, what type of bread?

  • @ultimateghostfreak2343
    @ultimateghostfreak2343 Před 2 lety +4

    robber: give me all the cash in your register
    me: no worries man, what bread will that be on?

  • @oizysgrief9984
    @oizysgrief9984 Před 2 lety +6

    God I haven't watched smosh in 5 years and seeing the cast now, holy crap.

    • @MaxifyTraits
      @MaxifyTraits Před 2 lety +1

      yeah, i miss the days with just Ian and Anthony

  • @picky228
    @picky228 Před 3 lety +279

    "You look fresh. What's your name, subway?"
    *"I S A I D A S A L A D"*

  • @NathalexSan
    @NathalexSan Před 6 lety +143

    *I S A I D A S A L A D*

    • @DOESICK
      @DOESICK Před 6 lety

      WHEAT OR WHITE BREAD?

    • @doublebubblediscoqwn3058
      @doublebubblediscoqwn3058 Před 6 lety

      white please.

    • @ryandan646
      @ryandan646 Před 6 lety

      Nathalex Olea WHAT KINDA BREAD YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @naterly
      @naterly Před 6 lety

      Nathalex Olea would you like it toasted?

    • @noahwood2620
      @noahwood2620 Před 5 lety

      King Bob-Omb: WELL THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK *walks out and blows a hole in the wall*

  • @cookie7112
    @cookie7112 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I wanted to work at subway but while watching this now im questioning by decision

  • @comfyeclipse
    @comfyeclipse Před 8 měsíci

    this HAS to be my fave every blank ever (alongside the every vine ever too)

  • @zillah1157
    @zillah1157 Před 5 lety +182

    "I have all of them. Pokemon cards, not STDs"
    I died.

  • @maksimsarchevski1700
    @maksimsarchevski1700 Před 3 lety +2337

    Smosh: touching the sandwich with no gloves
    TheOdd1sout: that’s illegal

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The nostalgia hitting hard, i missed watching these

  • @MyBattleBoards
    @MyBattleBoards Před 2 lety +1

    "Uuhhh, i said how long do you want this toasted"
    *NOOOOO-*
    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @namseongxu
    @namseongxu Před 6 lety +591

    Every Sooubway ever

  • @magpet.
    @magpet. Před 5 lety +556

    “Bread bowl?”
    *”NO-“*
    ----------------
    “How long would you want this toasted for?”
    *”NO-”*

  • @flqvvii
    @flqvvii Před 9 měsíci +11

    so glad this era of smosh is over

    • @Lizisdead1990
      @Lizisdead1990 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Samee

    • @GunToYoMouth
      @GunToYoMouth Před 9 měsíci +9

      This part of Smosh wasn't that bad. The skits were pretty good. Not as good as Smosh before but this wasn't all that bad.

  • @TheCrumpster
    @TheCrumpster Před rokem +1

    I love watching this while eating subway

  • @carterpsych
    @carterpsych Před 2 lety +1442

    Courtney screaming salad is a whole mood.😆

    • @Watchinwheel
      @Watchinwheel Před 2 lety +20

      That was actually kind of hot

    • @JohnsPlaysYT
      @JohnsPlaysYT Před 2 lety +32

      @@Watchinwheel ayo what

    • @lazmo4941
      @lazmo4941 Před 2 lety +18

      @@JohnsPlaysYT he has never seen light since 2014

    • @lazmo4941
      @lazmo4941 Před 2 lety +2

      @Someone yup he sure is..

    • @Watchinwheel
      @Watchinwheel Před 2 lety +2

      @@lazmo4941 2012 actually lolz

  • @phoeniksnguyen4750
    @phoeniksnguyen4750 Před 5 lety +6922

    2:53 **The odd1sout fans heavily breathing**

  • @SFTYoutube
    @SFTYoutube Před 2 lety +19

    Timestamps:
    0:01-Sandwich Artist
    0:39-Six Inch Pakistan What?
    1:10-A SALAD
    1:30- Eat Fresh
    1:51-Whole Wheat Bread
    2:19-A SALAD PT.2
    2:35-More Lettuce
    3:40- A SALAD PT.3
    4:05-Brocoli Cheddar Soup
    5:14- What Kinda Bread(outro)

  • @bunny_playzzzzzzz
    @bunny_playzzzzzzz Před 11 měsíci +2

    Their subway is cleaner then mine it has rust and mold stuff 😂

  • @memicai
    @memicai Před 5 lety +950

    *Bread On Salad Scenes:*
    1:10
    2:19
    3:40
    5:14

  • @impostingcookierecipes2006
    @impostingcookierecipes2006 Před 5 lety +241

    Legend has it she still didn’t get her salad.

    • @anthonythomas487
      @anthonythomas487 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeet Patrol it’s in the toaster

    • @mackevv
      @mackevv Před 5 lety

      Yeet Patrol qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.

    • @autismnation5262
      @autismnation5262 Před 2 lety +2

      @@anthonythomas487 Yeah right, how long would you like this toasted for, very funny.

  • @NxSxulLeft
    @NxSxulLeft Před 10 měsíci

    Coming back to one of my favorite videos because.....THEY, ARE, BACK!!!!

  • @alexdang626
    @alexdang626 Před 2 lety

    This is a great video to start off the morning

  • @AV-qw1kc
    @AV-qw1kc Před 6 lety +189

    Employee: what type of bread?
    Me: Boneless.

    • @alykgray
      @alykgray Před 6 lety +1

      Andy Marrow my friend once ordered a boneless pizza...

    • @bioreen
      @bioreen Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @beermonkey18271
    @beermonkey18271 Před 4 lety +3318

    Smosh: GIVE ME MORE LETTUCE
    TheOdd1sOut fans: hmmmmmm
    Holy mackerel

  • @bdictjames
    @bdictjames Před rokem +3

    Courtney deserves an Emmy for this, lol

  • @ArmanZaidi
    @ArmanZaidi Před 6 měsíci +6

    1:01 LMFAOOOOOO

  • @MAG-qd2wn
    @MAG-qd2wn Před 6 lety +96

    Ever soobway ever
    The odd ones out reference

  • @dusan4464
    @dusan4464 Před 4 lety +153

    "I want A Coke Please"
    "Sure, what kind of Bread?"

  • @pugsloverpugsarecute823
    @pugsloverpugsarecute823 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Guy: "Just a little more lettuce"
    Cashier: *puts a boatload of lettuce on there*

  • @RMJ23
    @RMJ23 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I watch this every time I eat at subway.

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 Před 3 lety +710

    Brief summary of the comments:
    “ODD1SOUT”
    “BREAD”
    “SUBWAY”
    *”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*

  • @alexthompson2375
    @alexthompson2375 Před 6 lety +74

    That moment when you work at subway and this is sadly 100% spot on

    • @BeansLad
      @BeansLad Před 6 lety +6

      Alex Thompson that moment when you also work at subway and this about 10% spot on

    • @samgonzalez7472
      @samgonzalez7472 Před 6 lety +1

      Alex Thompson i hate when people want salads

    • @sherlyl4801
      @sherlyl4801 Před 6 lety

      I hate when people ask for salads on their sandwiches instead of just getting a salad.

    • @alexthompson2375
      @alexthompson2375 Před 6 lety

      sam garcia yeah especially when you’re just about to close up and all the dishes are done

    • @mclovinbrown2743
      @mclovinbrown2743 Před 6 lety

      Eric All or at least a majority of the subways near me are usually Indian family owned businesses, but this video was only really 10 percent on. Then again it depends where you are.

  • @leroycharleslittlesthompso7202

    The 'chosen' one bit is awesome!

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 Před 2 lety +2

    I’d love happy whimsical music whenever I prepare a meal.

  • @duckllesmcfuckles9657
    @duckllesmcfuckles9657 Před 5 lety +637

    Hey I need life insurance
    Sure what kind of bread

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 5 lety +2

      Wrong department. Mate, this is subway we serve sandwich

    • @thetalkingpuppet3734
      @thetalkingpuppet3734 Před 5 lety +2

      Toast it’s just a joke

    • @duckllesmcfuckles9657
      @duckllesmcfuckles9657 Před 5 lety +1

      Toast shire what kind of bread

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 5 lety +1

      @@duckllesmcfuckles9657 Chicken Sandwich please

    • @teamlaaganph-usa6008
      @teamlaaganph-usa6008 Před 5 lety +2

      Sorry we dont serve life insurance here if you got a problem with that take yo ass to mcdonalds,right around the corner.

  • @iamthemeguyhere
    @iamthemeguyhere Před 5 lety +140

    Smosh: I would like a good comment!
    Me: WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?!?!?!

    • @iamthemeguyhere
      @iamthemeguyhere Před 5 lety +2

      That is literally gonna be my response when someone asks me for something!

    • @jagarcia0705
      @jagarcia0705 Před 5 lety +1

      @Trio of Trouble
      What about a side order of "LOL cat" pictures.

    • @iamthemeguyhere
      @iamthemeguyhere Před 5 lety +1

      HOW COULD I FORGET THAT?!?!?!

  • @spartancdc5117
    @spartancdc5117 Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite every blank ever video to this day

  • @josephlovitt6733
    @josephlovitt6733 Před 7 měsíci +3

    1:10 Courtney: Hi. Um, I'd like a salad, please.
    Noah: Okay! What kind of bread?
    Courtney: Uh, no. A salad?
    Noah: Right. What kind of bread?
    Courtney: Uh, none! A salad!
    Noah: Right! What kind of bread option?!
    2:19 Courtney: I SAID, A SALAD!
    Noah: WHAT KIND OF BREAD?!
    Courtney: NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!!!!
    Noah: WHAT-? Wait, uh, bread bowl?
    Courtney: NNOOO--!
    DJ: How many types of bread does Subway sell?

  • @wooza5919
    @wooza5919 Před 4 lety +121

    Me: Can I be employed for this subway?
    Worker: *Sure, what type of bread?*

  • @poocasoldchannel
    @poocasoldchannel Před 4 lety +323

    *insert can I have blank joke*
    *wHat KInD oF BReaD?*

  • @Bryce-rh2fp
    @Bryce-rh2fp Před 2 lety +2

    "I've got every one Pokemon, not STD's" lmao made me laugh so hard

  • @manuelfredpangco5744
    @manuelfredpangco5744 Před 2 lety +1

    This reminds me of three of my favorite CZcamsrs that ether used to work at subway. That would be jame for odd ones out , Brian from the gaming terrorizer, and Milad

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 Před 5 lety +13720

    I think you meant *sooubway*

    • @bigspence3139
      @bigspence3139 Před 5 lety +566

      Caleb Lim ahhhh a fellow Theoddonesout viewer

    • @lilsgrey1765
      @lilsgrey1765 Před 5 lety +330

      Caleb Lim i’m telling u they stole that lettuce joke. I mean?!????

    • @bigspence3139
      @bigspence3139 Před 5 lety +38

      Looloo 123 Yep

    • @rogerguzman6377
      @rogerguzman6377 Před 5 lety +112

      Totally not James

    • @rogerguzman6377
      @rogerguzman6377 Před 5 lety +103

      Looloo 123 I know what you mean it's straight from the odd ones out annoying customers video

  • @SVS31
    @SVS31 Před 6 lety +84

    "you want 6 inch Pakistan, what?"
    LMFAOOO

  • @jw5386
    @jw5386 Před 7 měsíci

    I just started working at Subway and this is actually great

  • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
    @pifflesomepuffnadder855 Před 8 měsíci +2

    *The Salad Trilogy*
    1:10
    2:19
    3:40
    Bonus
    5:10

  • @carolinegcooke
    @carolinegcooke Před 5 lety +403

    “Greetings sir or madam” lmao

    • @cinemaclips6074
      @cinemaclips6074 Před 5 lety +10

      Cause subway employees are always either all male or female , you never see a subway restaurant where male and females are working in the same store

    • @lanor043
      @lanor043 Před 5 lety +2

      CrazyAlex 18 *TRIGGERED*

    • @NickCoppolaNFL
      @NickCoppolaNFL Před 5 lety +2

      I went to a subway and saw males working with females

  • @amazuber658
    @amazuber658 Před 6 lety +461

    Sponsored by Subway.
    Stay fresh.

  • @susannasjobloiisdididididm8490
    @susannasjobloiisdididididm8490 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The salad conversation was so funny

  • @Tortuga3640
    @Tortuga3640 Před rokem

    4 years later and it still has its glory