One of the reasons I refrain from giving out my personal details, they're so talented at assuming and making up BS for complete strangers that they don't need any help from the actual facts. Not that I don't also get casual ableism when I show any form of having a personality 'for a woman' on a regular basis.
Everyone has something wrong with them - this guy doesn't seem to know that...:/ Thing is most people don't let their "problems" get in the way of their choices in life.
When he said that it blew my mind because he obviously believes that he’s 100% psychologically normal, which obviously can’t be further from the truth.
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I love how the sentence cancels itself out as you'd have to have something wrong with you in order to believe EVERYONE else but you has something wrong with them.
“He has been re-arrested” One arrest was not enough, he’s too powerful. His cringe MUST be contained! Someone call the CIA, the FBI, NASA, the SCP foundation! Anyone!
He 'erases,' she 'blocks,' sets up a full home security system, buys some 'weapons,' gets a couple retired police dogs, & has her entire neighborhood on watch.
Same as describing yourself as funny. A lot of people who think themselves hilarious either have the stalest or needlessly edgiest jokes imaginable. Often even both.
Fuck this guy. IM the nicest guy. Anyone who says otherwise definitely has mental issues. I’m simply the sweetest, kindest most caring human to ever live. An absolute gem. You’d have to dig to the very depths of terraria and even then, you still might not find a gem as rare as me. I am gods hand crafted, 1 of 1 brought down to bless the women of this earth with my beautiful bounty. Bask in my glory and if you don’t want me, you’re wrong. Sorry not sorry.
Dimitri: don't call me if you're psychologically challenged. Every girl on the planet: I was birthed by an alien and I'm actually a serial murderer as a mission from my anime husband.
was gonna say thats because hes the only one who love dimitri the lover. butt then i thought to myself.. he too probably actually hates himself thus all the insane projection.. 😂
There is nothing wrong with "self-delusion", in my opinion, as long as it's of the totally "benign" kind, and so, thus, does not cause pain or havoc on anybody in life, not even the one who holds it. But, that's not always the case, now. Is it?
@@thecaptain6520 The strawman fallacy has nothing to do with anything here. A strawman is used in an argument/debate to simplify and restate the opponents argument in in a way that makes it easier to defeat. It's generally considered dishonest. Satire is a type of comedy where you show how ridiculous something is by pretending to be the most perfect example of it. The only way the two are related is when the satire is intentionally misrepresenting the opposing position in dishonest or mischievous way, and since satire is usually only employed for comedic purposes it's not often seen in any kind of real debate. This isn't any kind of debate, it's just hard to believe all of the words he said would come out of anyone's mouth in precisely the cringiest and most psychopathic way.
I met a guy on a dating website who acted in a similar but more subtle way. Told him I wasn’t interested at the end of it, but he called daily for about 4-5 weeks to leave “last ever” voicemails. After the first couple of them, he seemed so desperate and abnormal to me that I found it incredibly weird that he kept wasting his time on it, as there was no way I would consider spending time with someone whose brain worked like that.
I was going to set up an in-person date with some guy I was talking to on a site, but decided to back out, & this jerk left me a creepy message stating he was going to do a search on me, so he can call up my employer to badmouth me, so I did a search on him, & told my employer if so-n-so leaves some vile message to him, know that he's a deranged person that couldn't handle being rejected, & I don't even actually know him, nor does he know me, but he threatened to get me in trouble. Nothing happened, thankfully.
Of course... Being a pick up artist would imply that you have experience with actually picking up women, so blaming themselves would be like admitting to knowing fuck all about women, which would be the truth but... You know, only deranged idiots identify as pick up artists anyway
Ur doing what u claim ur against lol typical. Btw nobody respects pick up artists so u taking a stand is meaningless especially it bring hypocritical smh
I'm a licensed person lying in bed eating icecream straight out of the carton, and I diagnose you with passive-aggressive personality disorder. Now return my calls, damn it!
@@crypticlish6717 Correct it was not in the Dsm-5, which is why I mentioned it at least was. I'm also not super informed about it but it's interesting if only because there's a surprising amount of results searching for it for something that sounds fake
It's even worse than that. Before he became Dimitri the Lover, he was an actual physician in the Canadian Armed Forces. His license was revoked in 1992 after he plead guilty to sexually assaulting 2 of his patients.
He ironically was a physician in the 90s, but got his license revoked later due to sexual assault charges. Nothing to do with psychiatry. He in fact had to go to psychotherapy as well in the 90s lmao
the internet has melted my brain so much that I thought you meant he was a physician ironically as in, he did it in an ironic fashion, not that the fact that he was a doctor is ironic
I listened to you Charlie, I pulled over and missed the birth of my own child. My wife threw me out, my boss fired me and spit in my mouth (which kind of turned me on). But it was all worth it, I must hide from Dimitri and resist his charm.
Make sure to hide well or he'll leave lots of psychotic analyzations/assumptions about your upbringing- wait.. what was that last part about your boss?😳
@Hello Boyz bro y'all overestimate this guy, this guy isn't capable of murder, y'all overread him, he's not at all that, in this modern world people who talk like that are all talk and have no actual wit
hearing him say he has “nothing wrong with him” is crazy when you learn that he literally lost his medical internship in the canadian armed forces and was entered into psychotherapy and then eventually let go all together because he sexually assaulted two women (which he plead guilty to). yeah, NOTHING wrong with him most normal guy in the city for SURE lmao
I have nothing to add except I was in One Missed Call. I was an Under Five (my only line was “wh-ah-huh-!?” as Shannyn Sossamon snatched a phone out of my hand) and a stand for the monster at the end.
this dude is like a gaslighting/manipulative king… the fact that only “something horrible that’s happened in your life” is the only explanation he considers to be just, for someone to not call him back, kinda gives you every red flag you’d need…
Don't even give him THAT credit. He's not a gaslighting/manipulative king, cause a true "king" at those would actually have to be good at them. He's just a pathetic vermin with even no evil "skills" such as manipulation.
I'm dying at "passive aggressive personality disorder". That isn't a disorder, that's just like... a descriptor for someone being mean. What's next, fucking catty skank disease? Lmao
@@strifebmoney1454 it’s currently being studied if it is indeed a personality disorder because it was created during the early years of diagnosing personality disorders. Most psychologists argue it’s not
"you should look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder" i love it when people say things thats obvious was said to them by someone else first, mans is aggressively simping for her and acts like she has a problem.
Nah man. I did not experience exactley the same thing. But I did have my FB account hacked and got a few calls from middle eastern guy in broken english demanding money and threathening me. I just laughed at him, and changed my passwords. He got tired eventualy and stoped when I told him his own adress over the phone. He didnt even use a VPN - or at least try to logg in from cyber cafe or something - so the location of the logg in was visible. Such amateur lol. Not that scary at all. Just annoying.
These are not the types to actually be scared of. Narcissists are. But you'd never hear mucg about you in any way from them, they are incapable of talking about other people.. only themselves.
Anyone, I don’t care who you are, ANYONE who says “there’s nothing wrong with me. I’m one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong.” that dude has two heads in a walk in freezer. someone says “I’m a wreck, I’ll be honest.” that’s a trustworthy buddy.
@@spaomalley In some cases, yeah. I've seen people make some wild claims about that type of thing, but the truth is no one is ever required to find someone else attractive. However, there are also people who treat others like shit just because they don't find them physically attractive, and that's not ok. That's what fatphobia is supposed to be referring to, not being rejected, but being mistreated.
its a coping mechanism so he doesn't cry when he gets rejected. He's creating a rationale "if you don't want me, you have issues and I don't want someone with issues" So when they reject him, he believes he avoided a red flag. He's also not self aware enough to know he IS the red flag.
@YeaMan is it because of the heat that causes you to experience so much mania that you consistently mistype page as 'paige' over 500 times in the comments of the same person's channel?
The girl should've called him back with her girlfriends, but not to utter a single word, just to collectively laugh their asses off at this lonely, delusional goofball
"...im the few man of this city who has nothing wrong with him" just screams the opposite to be true and in my 20 odd years on this earth anybody who said something along those lines is categorically straight up lying.
Even if I didn’t have any mental problems, I’d lie and say I did just for him to lose interest. Plus he’s trying to contact her through her business card number 😂😂😂
Dimitri isn't a lover or a fighter. He's a creep who deserves to be in prison away from women. Also, pro tip. If you're talking to a dude or a lady and they're like "There's nothing wrong with me.". Yeah, that's bullshit. Everyone is a little bit crazy and normal is subjective. What matters is how one handles their crazy.
Guys, I realize this may shock you, but passive aggressive personality disorder is not a recognized psychiatric condition in the DSM-5. I'm starting to think this "Dimitri" might be a liar.
It was a proposed disorder in the DSM-IV. And Charlie did mention in the last video that these voicemails were from a while ago. But still, you're right, not very scientifically-sound or accurate to today's psychology.
After the last video, I googled and read voraciously about this creep. The military psychiatrist who evaluated him during his enlistment in the Canadian Army was concerned about his mental health, stating that there is “something seriously wrong with” him. Seriously, guys, look him up! Charlie could never touch on all the derangement of this individual!
I love how he disguises his lack of game and desperation with confidence and lies, feeling how they owe him everything but it just keeps showing how bad and desperate this guy actually is
I feel a bit bad for people like this because they're clearly mentally ill and yet taken advantage of by PUA "redpill" channels. Originally they're almost always socially inept, shy guys who turn anti-social due to the nature of the internet. They're told that in order to better themselves they need to exude confidence like an alpha or sigma male, which is where all this over-confidence and "mystery" comes from. They have no idea if it works, but they're told to just keep doing it to girls they find attractive until one bites back. OFC, there is some truth to guys being confident that brings them women, but they're not taught that over-confidence leads to looking like a fool like this.
@@justmonika2345 yes he probably was one of those people who were brainwashed by these "red pills channels" is like if I learned how the world works by watching cartoons is an unrealistic expectation of reality it might just be he's mentally I'll like you said, that being said if he's an adult he should be able to realize how creepy and sad this is, this is harassing the poor girl and making her life uncomfortable
Well, I've got no game either but i don't think i could ever utter words like these, I'd just creep everyone out including myself and probably be sent to a mental hospital
@@prismaticpaul I'm not saying I do either, mine can be hit or miss it but yes I agree I'd never try to do this and the fact that he's faking it it would make his "game" even worse I'm pretty sure woman can see right Tru it
I've had guys act this way. One wouldn't stop calling for 24 hours straight using different numbers. He had rules he wanted followed if he took me out like my phone and keys had to be locked in his glove box. No music to be played in the car etc. We've all come across a Dimitri in our lives. And no I never went out with him and had to change my number.
"Dimitri The Lover" is the most Elder Scrolls NPC name I have possibly ever heard.
Bro I died when I read this
It's like a low level Dark Souls NPC who's only benifit to you is giving you an item when you kill him.
+@@YaminoMizu And it would be something useless like Dung Pie
My favorite character is named “Sir Dmitri”
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“You should look up passive aggressive disorder” is the most passive aggressive sentence I’ve heard in a while
Damn I just commented this too lol ill go delete it
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
@@ilivewithghosts5460 Gigachad
@@ilivewithghosts5460 respect
@@fizzdev I didn't scroll far enough to see if anyone else mentioned it, amateur mistake
"If you're psychologically normal"
Jesus Christ, listening to this guy is making me psychologically worse, and it's not even directed at me.
man I wish this was satire
One of the reasons I refrain from giving out my personal details, they're so talented at assuming and making up BS for complete strangers that they don't need any help from the actual facts. Not that I don't also get casual ableism when I show any form of having a personality 'for a woman' on a regular basis.
This guy is buy a gun weird seriously this wacko could be dangerous.
Everyone has something wrong with them - this guy doesn't seem to know that...:/ Thing is most people don't let their "problems" get in the way of their choices in life.
When he said that it blew my mind because he obviously believes that he’s 100% psychologically normal, which obviously can’t be further from the truth.
This guy saw "American Psycho" once and decided; "life goals!"
He was giving me knock off Patrick Bateman vibes as well
Many such cases
Exactly
You say that as a joke but modern incels actually idolize Norman Bates.
@@psychicbyinternetI wonder how they view Tom Cruise? Personally, he strikes me as hugely entitled, and not a little psychotic.
the statement “i’m the only guy in the city with nothing wrong with him” alone is enough for me to question someone’s sanity
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I love how the sentence cancels itself out as you'd have to have something wrong with you in order to believe EVERYONE else but you has something wrong with them.
@@divyatulsi1520 exactly!! that’s the true definition of crazy, is when you think everyone else are the ones w the problem.
He sounds like a guy who even gets dumped in his made-up relationships.
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Damn
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😂 😂
So Nick Cage in Vampire's Kiss? I could see it
“He has been re-arrested”
One arrest was not enough, he’s too powerful. His cringe MUST be contained! Someone call the CIA, the FBI, NASA, the SCP foundation! Anyone!
The first pokeball couldn't catch him. They needed a second one
Id take the new shitty ghost busters at this point
Can't forget the GOC and The Serpents Hand!
@@scarlettboggs6381 nah we need CotBG
*cough* Church of the broken god?...
The SCP! 🤣🤣🤣
Dmitri the lover was actually the only man in the city who had *everything* wrong with him
He’s a egotistical narcissist
Didn’t even mention the fact he got the number from a BUSINESS CARD, and he’s trying to pick her up through that 💀
🤣🤣🤣
Fuckk that shi
Holy Patrick Bateman, Batman.
@@tucci06 Hullo, Master- Bateman
He obviously just wants to get down to business, as soon as possible.
I love that whenever Charlie sees something crazy he immediately says it's like someone from Arkham asylum did it
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bots are so stupid man
Go big red
The Moist Asylum
I also love that he doesn't say "mental hospital" or anything like that, bet it's because even people in psychiatric wards are more sane than dimitri
I love how he goes “I’m erasing your number” as if that’s a loss for her. Like nah dude you’re doing her a favor 😂😂
He 'erases,' she 'blocks,' sets up a full home security system, buys some 'weapons,' gets a couple retired police dogs, & has her entire neighborhood on watch.
Charlie: The creepiest guy ever is back
Also Charlie: putting himself in the thumbnail
Hey Charlie is my worst fear I see in my nightmares
I thought the same thing. Usually he'll do somebody dirty by putting a face in the thumbnail to go along with the title.
A actually serial killer
He does that a lot, the title will be something like “This Guy Thinks Hitler Was the Best Leader of All Time” and put himself as the thumbnail lol
If someone has to convince you they're "nice" and that there is nothing wrong with them, *the exact opposite is true.*
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No shit
Same as describing yourself as funny. A lot of people who think themselves hilarious either have the stalest or needlessly edgiest jokes imaginable. Often even both.
I am nice and a fully functional member of society and I am not on any federal watchlist
Fuck this guy. IM the nicest guy. Anyone who says otherwise definitely has mental issues. I’m simply the sweetest, kindest most caring human to ever live. An absolute gem. You’d have to dig to the very depths of terraria and even then, you still might not find a gem as rare as me. I am gods hand crafted, 1 of 1 brought down to bless the women of this earth with my beautiful bounty. Bask in my glory and if you don’t want me, you’re wrong. Sorry not sorry.
As a legitimate Dimitri, I am offended by him using the name
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Yeah, Dimitri is a unique and cool name. Doesn't need rotten eggs like him using it.
Yeah i agree
@@We-do-a-little-trolling hi Dimitri Ramos.
Dimitri is a wonderful name.
Ironically I am in the early stages of labour distracting myself with this video, so cheers Charlie!
Congrats with The Child!
You are so lucky! :) Congrats!
Omg congrats!!! 💗
Congrats, hope you guys are safe and healthy!
How are you in labour ironically
Congrats doe
Having something inside you scares me
Dimitri: don't call me if you're psychologically challenged.
Every girl on the planet: I was birthed by an alien and I'm actually a serial murderer as a mission from my anime husband.
@Epsilon nobody wants to call Dimitri.
@Epsilon that all women are very psychologically challenged anyway 😅
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They’d rather pretend to be mentally ill than have anything to do with him.
He’s autistic. I also think he’s an narcissistic which is terrifying
I completely lost at him describing passive aggression while being passive aggressive about it.
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right? 😂😂😂
Looool
He is fighting fire with fire
@Alyssa Jasmine even my content is better than yours. You bots are the lowest of the low
Its so painfully obvious he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks he's the most charismatic guy in existence
He thinks he's Patrick Bateman or some bullshit.
Textbook narcissist meets PUA
was gonna say thats because hes the only one who love dimitri the lover. butt then i thought to myself.. he too probably actually hates himself thus all the insane projection.. 😂
Dimtri absolutely 💯 % delusional... Lmao
There is nothing wrong with "self-delusion", in my opinion, as long as it's of the totally "benign" kind, and so, thus, does not cause pain or havoc on anybody in life, not even the one who holds it. But, that's not always the case, now. Is it?
They should make a psychological thriller inspired by this guy.
His existence alone is genuinely terrifying.
As long as they don't romanticize it, you know?
Thanks for the idea
"picking up restraining orders like pokemon cards" That joke made me actually sub on the spot
I love his metaphors
This sounds like straight satire. But then you remember people like this exist.
The strawman fallacy is not a fallacy. If someone says something unspeakably stupid, chances are they believe it.
@@thecaptain6520 The strawman fallacy has nothing to do with anything here. A strawman is used in an argument/debate to simplify and restate the opponents argument in in a way that makes it easier to defeat. It's generally considered dishonest.
Satire is a type of comedy where you show how ridiculous something is by pretending to be the most perfect example of it.
The only way the two are related is when the satire is intentionally misrepresenting the opposing position in dishonest or mischievous way, and since satire is usually only employed for comedic purposes it's not often seen in any kind of real debate.
This isn't any kind of debate, it's just hard to believe all of the words he said would come out of anyone's mouth in precisely the cringiest and most psychopathic way.
There’s no satire without a true base behind it
When the quote, “truth is stranger than fiction” is undoubtedly correct
yes. thats why satire exists. to make fun of those people.
Dudes like this should just be set up with a restraining order with all women, just like how registered sex offenders can't be alone with children
They should have a restraining order with every gender, this guy is dangerous
Its called a death penalty
This guy probably shouldn't be around children either 😭😭
An all male prison is a good start lmao
There is a suitable punishment for it, it’s called castration.
dimitry : dont call me lose my number
- doesnt call back
Dimitry : surprised pikachu face ***
I met a guy on a dating website who acted in a similar but more subtle way. Told him I wasn’t interested at the end of it, but he called daily for about 4-5 weeks to leave “last ever” voicemails. After the first couple of them, he seemed so desperate and abnormal to me that I found it incredibly weird that he kept wasting his time on it, as there was no way I would consider spending time with someone whose brain worked like that.
I was going to set up an in-person date with some guy I was talking to on a site, but decided to back out, & this jerk left me a creepy message stating he was going to do a search on me, so he can call up my employer to badmouth me, so I did a search on him, & told my employer if so-n-so leaves some vile message to him, know that he's a deranged person that couldn't handle being rejected, & I don't even actually know him, nor does he know me, but he threatened to get me in trouble. Nothing happened, thankfully.
It’s a scary world out there ladies. I always wondered why my mom told me she was glad I was gay
He’s not a serial killer. Serial killers don’t talk this much and hide their psychopathy a lot better than this maniac!
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He’s definitely the stalker type which could develop into something more like a serial killer. He might just be a skitzo
@Alyssa Jasmine true. But you could cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
As a serial killer, I can assure that this is indeed true
@Alyssa Jasmine what?
I think if I got a voicemail like that I would just have to get a new phone.
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Side effects of perceiving Dimitri the Lover include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, getting weirdly threatening voice mails, or even death.
Olga doesn't deserve someone as put together as this lover.
No one does
I love how whenever these male “pick up artists” get rejected, it’s always the woman’s fault. They can never blame themselves.
@Phillip Wood we all do but not to this level this guy is just creepy!
Of course... Being a pick up artist would imply that you have experience with actually picking up women, so blaming themselves would be like admitting to knowing fuck all about women, which would be the truth but... You know, only deranged idiots identify as pick up artists anyway
Ur doing what u claim ur against lol typical.
Btw nobody respects pick up artists so u taking a stand is meaningless especially it bring hypocritical smh
There's literally no reason to date men ever. We have exfellent pulsators and vibrators, why the hell would you even bother with men lol
@@doesntmatter4477 bold of you to assume OP can’t take responsibility. Not everyone is a prick who blames others, calm down.
as someone with a personality disorder and has done extensive research on them, there is no such thing as "passive-aggressive personality disorder"
To most people's surprise it actually is. Or at least was it was in the dsm-IV. It's also known as negativistic personality disorder
@@dlord96301 its not in the dsm 5, from my understanding it was only a proposed disorder.
I'm a licensed person lying in bed eating icecream straight out of the carton, and I diagnose you with passive-aggressive personality disorder. Now return my calls, damn it!
Nah nah nah it’s a hidden cluster b personality disorder
@@crypticlish6717 Correct it was not in the Dsm-5, which is why I mentioned it at least was. I'm also not super informed about it but it's interesting if only because there's a surprising amount of results searching for it for something that sounds fake
Can we just appreciate that charlie never asks anyone to subscribe or complains about his sub percentages
Probs having 11m subs is why, he's chill as fuck too tho
Does anyone ever sub just because a youtuber begs them to? Seems like a waste of time to me. If people wanna sub they'll sub.
@@DiamondCake2Kids prly do
he sounds like the guy who calls you on the phone in five nights at freddys
at least he isnt creepy as hell and is yknow…helpful at least
too bad he wasn't stuffed into a golden bear suit
It's even worse than that. Before he became Dimitri the Lover, he was an actual physician in the Canadian Armed Forces. His license was revoked in 1992 after he plead guilty to sexually assaulting 2 of his patients.
Fucking Christ, I mean I guess creepiness like this doesn't just start from nowhere
well that's a lot worse to know.
He’s not Canadian! He’s not Canadian!
Oof
You guys in the states can have him. He’s too charismatic and suave for us
“I’m one of the few men in this city who has nothing wrong with him.”
Yep, definite serial killer.
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Because i killed them all (evil laughter ensues)
that always means "murd3r3r"
“I am definitely not the type of guy who would have several human corpses in or under their house”
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I misread the title as “The creepiest guy ever is black”
"there is nothing wrong with me"
- everyone ever who has something wrong with himself
He ironically was a physician in the 90s, but got his license revoked later due to sexual assault charges. Nothing to do with psychiatry. He in fact had to go to psychotherapy as well in the 90s lmao
what pissed me off is that this isnt even mentioned in his list of charges on the wikipedia page
@@rozeshi3525 damn. cant someone edit it?
@@jumokeogunsola9549 not sure how to
the internet has melted my brain so much that I thought you meant he was a physician ironically as in, he did it in an ironic fashion, not that the fact that he was a doctor is ironic
@@gastonzumbo9860 time to ironically diagnose my patients
Hearing this killed whatever remaining eggs I had left in my ovaries. I never wanted children but Dimitri has now ensured it, thanks Dimitri.
Life is good on the eggless side
Ok this was a little cringe but just my opinion
You'd probably grow a penis if you listened to this with noise cancelling earbuds lol.
I was already infertile but I still got a note saying "told you it was a good idea" lmao
Same....and im still 19
"There is nothing wrong with me," Dumbledore said calmly, as is expected from someone that has nothing wrong with them.
2:07 the way that was delivered was amazing, the hesitant "50x Times a day" was the best lmao
Nobody rejects Dimitri, Dimitri calls back after feeling rejected and rejects them first.
I agree with that!
@@2kbest242 you agree wit a couple people i see
“When the world needed him most, he came back”
Said literally zero people on the planet
@Muscleman8562 Nobody cares
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@Don't read profile photo You don’t even know how to read
"When world didn't want him back, he came back cuz he stupid"
-Said literally everyone ever
@Muscleman8562 well that was very random
2:48 that is insulting to the Riddler, because unlike this guy, Riddler actually has a brain and is intelligent
I love how the titles are always "Creepiest guy ever" and the thumbnail is just Charlie
I listened to you Charlie, I pulled over and missed the birth of my own child. My wife threw me out, my boss fired me and spit in my mouth (which kind of turned me on). But it was all worth it, I must hide from Dimitri and resist his charm.
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I feel bad to commemorate ur great comment, CZcams only has a couple of bots to honour u. Also, that link is gonna get out lta hand real fast
Make sure to hide well or he'll leave lots of psychotic analyzations/assumptions about your upbringing- wait.. what was that last part about your boss?😳
And that comment sir made my day 👍🏻
@Heather Sure you do, Heather. I mean, it's not like you used a comment bot to promote your own content.
It’s almost scary how people like this actually exist, and a lot are much worse than this dude
But I can’t let the Tommy Wisau resemblance be ignored
Exactly and sometimes you don’t except it to. Weirdly enough the most bold creepy ones I’ve seen are younger and not old men like your told about
The main difference being: Tommy Wiseau is actually entertaining.
It's not scary
@Hello Boyz bro y'all overestimate this guy, this guy isn't capable of murder, y'all overread him, he's not at all that, in this modern world people who talk like that are all talk and have no actual wit
@@melxvee6850 That's true. He is, after all, the only guy who has nothing wrong with him. Thus, he couldn't possibly be a bad person.
hearing him say he has “nothing wrong with him” is crazy when you learn that he literally lost his medical internship in the canadian armed forces and was entered into psychotherapy and then eventually let go all together because he sexually assaulted two women (which he plead guilty to). yeah, NOTHING wrong with him most normal guy in the city for SURE lmao
I have nothing to add except I was in One Missed Call. I was an Under Five (my only line was “wh-ah-huh-!?” as Shannyn Sossamon snatched a phone out of my hand) and a stand for the monster at the end.
"There's nothing wrong with me."
Kind of a weird thing to specify out of nowhere. Reminds me of when websites tell you they aren't scams.
Where is nothing wrong with me. My mom died.
Reverse mortgage is not a way for the bank to take your house...
"I didn't hurt her!"
this dude is like a gaslighting/manipulative king…
the fact that only “something horrible that’s happened in your life” is the only explanation he considers to be just, for someone to not call him back, kinda gives you every red flag you’d need…
He no king of any kind. Just a greese ball who is full of himself
Don't even give him THAT credit. He's not a gaslighting/manipulative king, cause a true "king" at those would actually have to be good at them. He's just a pathetic vermin with even no evil "skills" such as manipulation.
"That's fine!"
Agreed this man is definitely has npd
never been happier that all my childhood trauma and mental illness seems to be a turn of and repellent to guys like this 😂
Of course they lack empathy and just sexualize their fellow humans.
Bro sounds like a low budget version of Patrick Bateman
“I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”
Possibly the best pick up line ever. I simply have no flaws.
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Sounds like a joker quote xD
@Alyssa Jasmine you fell off
@Alyssa Jasmine You channels will never get subs like this
@Alyssa Jasmine you are extra lazy because you used the same vid twice with a different title.
I'm dying at "passive aggressive personality disorder". That isn't a disorder, that's just like... a descriptor for someone being mean. What's next, fucking catty skank disease? Lmao
Hey my grandpappy died from terminal catty skank disease, show some respect
@@imperatorg5208 💀
All it took was one google search to find out that it is indeed a real disorder
PAPD. it is. its just..not really a serious thing, its literally the easiest thing to treat
@@strifebmoney1454 it’s currently being studied if it is indeed a personality disorder because it was created during the early years of diagnosing personality disorders. Most psychologists argue it’s not
"you should look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder"
i love it when people say things thats obvious was said to them by someone else first, mans is aggressively simping for her and acts like she has a problem.
I'm glad he told us there's nothing wrong with him, otherwise I might've been worried there was something wrong with him
“You should look into passive-aggressive personality disorder” is maybe the most ironically stupid thing you could say passive-aggressively
"You know what?! Instead of calling me back, since that privilege has been REVOKED, go look up Stupid Bitch Disorder! Because THAT'S YOU!".
This man scares the fuck out of me, this level of delusion is terrifyingly impressive
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You are just jealous of him
@YeaMan the fuck does that mean? XD
@YeaMan it’s terrible. plz never recommend something ever again.
@@radicallybean just report it as spam, that's what I do
2:33 lol he acts like blocking her will erase his phone number from her phone
0:07 I wanna meet the guy watching Charlie's video as he drives to meet his wife at the hospital while shes in labor cuz i know he exists somewhere
Being on the receiving end of one of these voice mails would be one of the most terrifying experiences.
Nah man. I did not experience exactley the same thing. But I did have my FB account hacked and got a few calls from middle eastern guy in broken english demanding money and threathening me. I just laughed at him, and changed my passwords. He got tired eventualy and stoped when I told him his own adress over the phone. He didnt even use a VPN - or at least try to logg in from cyber cafe or something - so the location of the logg in was visible. Such amateur lol. Not that scary at all. Just annoying.
@@Member_zero Mans accidentally doxxed himself
These are not the types to actually be scared of. Narcissists are. But you'd never hear mucg about you in any way from them, they are incapable of talking about other people.. only themselves.
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It sounds like he’s a kidnapper wanting a ransom
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Waiting for the next victim
“I have your mother kidnapped send my booby picks or I’ll kill her.”
He’s a real nice guy.
Anyone, I don’t care who you are,
ANYONE who says “there’s nothing wrong with me. I’m one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong.”
that dude has two heads in a walk in freezer.
someone says “I’m a wreck, I’ll be honest.”
that’s a trustworthy buddy.
I had my jaw dropped many times, i can't believe there are people like him, "if you don't want me, you have issues"
What was that?
That’s the same concept people who push “fat-phobia” use
He’s a martian 👽
@@spaomalley In some cases, yeah. I've seen people make some wild claims about that type of thing, but the truth is no one is ever required to find someone else attractive. However, there are also people who treat others like shit just because they don't find them physically attractive, and that's not ok. That's what fatphobia is supposed to be referring to, not being rejected, but being mistreated.
its a coping mechanism so he doesn't cry when he gets rejected. He's creating a rationale "if you don't want me, you have issues and I don't want someone with issues" So when they reject him, he believes he avoided a red flag. He's also not self aware enough to know he IS the red flag.
Delusions of grandeur
By “Women Throwing themselves at him” he means that Women are throwing themselves out of the window to avoid him
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@Don't read profile photo gladly.
@YeaMan Yeah, F*** NO
Women are throwing each other out the windows to avoid this guy
@YeaMan is it because of the heat that causes you to experience so much mania that you consistently mistype page as 'paige' over 500 times in the comments of the same person's channel?
“The less you have, the more valuable it becomes” except instead of fiends it’s brain cells 😭😭
The way you deliver the most ascerbic sarcasm in that calm assuring manner n tone is dope
The girl should've called him back with her girlfriends, but not to utter a single word, just to collectively laugh their asses off at this lonely, delusional goofball
Goofball is not an insult I would choose .... but ok.
Funny until the maniac fly's to your house..
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The way hes breathing in the mic actually makes him sound like the Riddler lol
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@YeaMan Quite
@YeaMan do what the funny black man with lightning says, NOW!!
the riddler is so fine
@YeaMan You claim to be better yet you ain’t got any videos
"...im the few man of this city who has nothing wrong with him" just screams the opposite to be true and in my 20 odd years on this earth anybody who said something along those lines is categorically straight up lying.
Even if I didn’t have any mental problems, I’d lie and say I did just for him to lose interest. Plus he’s trying to contact her through her business card number 😂😂😂
"There's nothing wrong with me." Then why did that statement make every red flag in my head go off?
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Ikr
I am a very stable genius
You must've been traumatized as a kid
"Maybe you have passive aggressive personality disorder. You should look that up." A pretty passive aggressive statement.
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hes the kind of guy who daydreams about getting dumped
3:24 I'm pretty sure I heard this bit in a film or something. I'm not sure, but it just sounds familiar.
Dmirti speaks like he’s reading a manifesto
The "Putin, if I was your mother" girl should make a sequel and make it about if Dimitri was her child this time
@@p0lluxist ???
@@p0lluxist ????
YESSSSSSS
"You should look up passive-aggressive personality disorder," he said passive-aggressively.
If you remember the serial killer that called into the Howard stern show, he kinda sounded like this guy but less deranged.
Dimitri isn't a lover or a fighter. He's a creep who deserves to be in prison away from women.
Also, pro tip. If you're talking to a dude or a lady and they're like "There's nothing wrong with me.". Yeah, that's bullshit. Everyone is a little bit crazy and normal is subjective. What matters is how one handles their crazy.
Tell us what is wrong with you.
@@claudius_drusus_
Well, I talk to my book collection as though those books are my kids. I overthink. I curse quite a bit and I adore bourbon.
@@OleanderRainbow man you just a normal human being. This guy leaving the most wild voicemails that makes him actually a weirdo
@@huddymills
Agreed.
Guys, I realize this may shock you, but passive aggressive personality disorder is not a recognized psychiatric condition in the DSM-5. I'm starting to think this "Dimitri" might be a liar.
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OH MY GOD! WhAT!???
Impossible!!! We all know it's illegal to lie in the internet.
@@kamabokogonpachiro5038 I know right!?
It was a proposed disorder in the DSM-IV. And Charlie did mention in the last video that these voicemails were from a while ago. But still, you're right, not very scientifically-sound or accurate to today's psychology.
Totally love your take on the absurd,Great work even finding these clowns,keep on bro all the best from Scotland.
I just discovered your channel and it’s great. Your humour is fantastic. Lovin it !!!
"He looks like if Tommy Wiseau and Harvey Weinstein did a Fusion Dance." I'm dying 😂
After the last video, I googled and read voraciously about this creep. The military psychiatrist who evaluated him during his enlistment in the Canadian Army was concerned about his mental health, stating that there is “something seriously wrong with” him. Seriously, guys, look him up! Charlie could never touch on all the derangement of this individual!
Since when are Psych evaluations or any medical information about anyone available online?
@@jimlahey3919 Oof, that's what you're questioning? Over "military psychiatrist"?
@@gandalf8216What’s wrong with military psychiatrist? They certainly exist.
My jaw was on the floor listening to this psychopath. The voicemail was crazy too
Thanks man, that ringtone from one missed call is stuck in my head now. Congratulations.
Dimitris is the kind of guy that watches “How to be an alpha male” videos on youtube
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How'd you know
Dimitri or Dimitry
He isn't the one watching those alpha male videos. He's the one *making* the alpha male videos.
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I love how he disguises his lack of game and desperation with confidence and lies, feeling how they owe him everything but it just keeps showing how bad and desperate this guy actually is
I feel a bit bad for people like this because they're clearly mentally ill and yet taken advantage of by PUA "redpill" channels. Originally they're almost always socially inept, shy guys who turn anti-social due to the nature of the internet. They're told that in order to better themselves they need to exude confidence like an alpha or sigma male, which is where all this over-confidence and "mystery" comes from. They have no idea if it works, but they're told to just keep doing it to girls they find attractive until one bites back. OFC, there is some truth to guys being confident that brings them women, but they're not taught that over-confidence leads to looking like a fool like this.
@@justmonika2345 yes he probably was one of those people who were brainwashed by these "red pills channels" is like if I learned how the world works by watching cartoons is an unrealistic expectation of reality it might just be he's mentally I'll like you said, that being said if he's an adult he should be able to realize how creepy and sad this is, this is harassing the poor girl and making her life uncomfortable
Well, I've got no game either but i don't think i could ever utter words like these, I'd just creep everyone out including myself and probably be sent to a mental hospital
@@prismaticpaul I'm not saying I do either, mine can be hit or miss it but yes I agree I'd never try to do this and the fact that he's faking it it would make his "game" even worse I'm pretty sure woman can see right Tru it
I love how Cr1tikal is so damn chill in his videos, so relaxing watching him.
Omg, your dry sarcastic sense of humor has me howling!!!! I freaking love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
I've had guys act this way. One wouldn't stop calling for 24 hours straight using different numbers. He had rules he wanted followed if he took me out like my phone and keys had to be locked in his glove box. No music to be played in the car etc. We've all come across a Dimitri in our lives. And no I never went out with him and had to change my number.
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Straight up manipulative, toxic and a totally crazy person
@@LKonstantina915 It still freaks me out and it was years ago.
@@jen-heartofglass7339 wtf lol I hope u only road in the car once, those are huge red flags
@@kylesawkon4074 OMG no! I never went out with him. I'd probably been found decapitated in the woods.😳
To call this man a narcissist would be an understatement. Lord have mercy
The Savant of Seduction…my man is casually dropping gold
When I looked up Your Ward News, the first thing that popped up was a number to a Crisis counselor lmfao
“I have nothing wrong with me”
Hmmm. I think that’s solid evidence that he’s the perfect guy
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It could be true. Maybe he lives in town where everyone is just inbred or suffer from some sort of radiation damage and are all mutants.
8:00 not deranged at all just very normal nice guy
Its the pokemon guy!
Patterrz is there a charlie video you haven't commented to?🤣
Always glad to see the amazing Patterz here
This is probably my favorite *that's about it, see ya* so far. Really mixes some traces of sarcasm and humor.
I'm loving these...thanks for the giggles...