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That guy has the classic serial killer vibe, and he’s constantly showing his insecurities by needing to affirm to himself how amazing he is. You can just hear the horny frustration in his voice.
Serial Killers have more charisma than people give them credit for. The biggest name serial killers were smooth talking and normal looking half of them were able to talk their way out of getting caught multiple times. You don't get close enough to strangle someone without having charisma if you come up talking like a total psychopath people are gonna walk the other way.
@@R-eza he's the dude who during a police interview would spend the whole time trying to prove the victim deserved it instead of proving his innocence.
This guy is turning 59 years old in a few days. Goddamn, I thought he was just another 30-something PUA creep but he was almost 50 in the original voicemail
To be honest, he kinda looked like in his mid 30s during the picture reveal, (If he was really 50 during that time) Must have been all the coochie deprevation for all these years. LOL
"I get approached by 5-6 women per day." Actuality: They are approaching him to ask him politely to put his pants back up and step out from behind the bush. He isn't fooling anyone.
@@Andrew-ladada I'm talking about doctor Mike Plus I know that I just always see republicans talk about things like Jesus in the most random comment sections
the "let the romance begin" line makes me wanna see a story about a supervillain whose only superpower is making people fall in love with other people yet somehow their plans for world domination or whatever have almost succeeded
Amazing how literally everything he says is a pre-meditated manipulation tactic yet he somehow didn't prepare it well enough to not be completely obvious.
"All of your friends were jealous that I approached you instead of them... Even if they SAY they weren't, they were." Pfffftttt... I wasn't there, but I know for a fact that they were relieved, actually.
@@Soleilune1995 Even if they were jealous, how is that a good thing? If they were real friends, you wouldn't want to make them feel jealous or left out or insignificant.
This sounds like someone who's never had a girlfriend but has watched a ton of those alpha male videos on how to "get girls", like be confident, take initiative, give her a compliment or two but realize that YOU are the grand prize etc, and then just ran with it in the creepiest most awkward way possible.
He should have bought a real PUA/dating course. He's failing the fundamentals of IVB. Investment, Value, and Believability. He's not bringing any real value to her, and the picture he is trying to paint of himself is not believable. She's also not investing in him in any real way, but rather sabatoging his reputation on the internet. If he were just honest, even if who he is isn't what he would consider ideal, he would at least check the believability mark. When you are authentic in a world full of posers, you are bringing value.
@BananaShark Gaming Glad to hear you're feeling better and taking care of yourself better. :) I'm just getting out of a rut myself and man it's hard to even brush my hair some days, makes me wanna shave it sometimes. lol
Dimitri/ james sears wasn’t lying when he was writing a movie script. Man is single handedly giving a joe goldburg monologue material for netflix to use for season 4 of You
@@Jalapyno my boyfriend and I watch it, and OP’s comment is suuuper accurate 😂 It’s not a bad show, but it’s also not for everyone! No harm in having differing opinions on what makes something entertaining.
@@breetoldyouso yeah I usually love those psychological thrillers and stuff (Hannibal imo is amazing) but for whatever reason I couldn't take it seriously lol, still seemed like a really well done show tho
Blame PUA channels for this shit. That's precisely the message they sell: just have confidence bro and she will fall for you. That combined with mental illness and you got this poor dude.
Guys who say women have it easy on the dating market havent taken into account that girls have to deal with creeps like this pretty much on the regular
@@Edimonde Depends on the girl. A lot of my guy friends have had to deal with concerning women during their dating life pretty frequently, too. I think there's just a shit ton of wack jobs out there.
Pick-up is getting slain by how laws work (regarding anything from "raep" to the divorce court) but there used to be some good pick-up artists I listened to. I mostly listened for theory but my friend who used to be a virgin then got laid *all the time*. I got from that but only a little. There's bad PUA and good PUA. This guy is 1) doing something on a voicemail that he should be doing in real life 2) reading her the cues of PUA instead of using them, it's like he understands how some things work but instead of practicing them, he reads the bullet points. There's a difference between showing your value and talking about your value
"let the romance begin" sounds like a villain that trapped the protagonist and is introducing his great evil work by clapping to turn on the lights to show it.
we actually listened to these voice messages in my ap psychology class as we were going over mental disorders (narcissistic personality disorder in this case)💀💀
There's a guy I know who's like this. He claimed he had a romantic germanic aura that drew women to him. He also said he was having a secret relationship with a girl and when I asked her she said, and I quote, "ew, no."
@@sebastianbaggett2537 he started off saying they were a thing but when I told him to talk to her he said that he couldn't because her friends didn't like him. he was like super creepy about it too. Talked about how he's seen her naked and shit even though they never showed any inkling of being friends let alone in a relationship.
PUA channels combined with mental illness doesn't have good results. The socially inept guys trying to perform it usually come off as sad or in cases like this, aggressive and insane. (Which is either ASPD or narcissism I imagine)
@@justmonika2345 exactly, they don't have situational or emotional awareness. A tip is like establish you are high value. You can do this by demonstrating how kind you are. The type of job you do. Your hobbies. You don't just go and show off the entire time, you let people find out over time naturally. However, having no social skills and reading from a textbook it ends up with the person just showing off. You see how these socially inept guys read these tips online and completely misunderstand them
Lol sounds like a creepy job interview, he was practically giving a relationship based job description on how to love him and how you should be around him
Please continue with Dimitri's story, I can't believe such a catch exists out there. I'm ready to leave my boyfriend to date such a charismatic, intelligent and gorgeous man. That long, probably greasy and smelly hair, that... handsome face and not at all insecure personality is truly what I love in a partner lol
@@PrionicProteins I mean you can be PHYSICALLY Sexy and know it but if you're self absorbed enough to constantly have to affirm just how hot you are then you're probably ugly on the inside. When choosing someone romantically, you are choosing someone you want to spend majority of your time with, and people ugly on the inside are the worst people to be around regardless of what they look like. Sir "Dmitiri" is the best example
This man is in jail now? Aww, and here I was thinking he was such a warm and giving gentleman. The kind of gentleman who would stuff you into his basement well and force you to apply lotion to your skin.
@ShroomTube movie. Haven't see that shit in a loong time, "It puts the lotion on the skins before it gets the hose again" i think it goes lmaoo fucking Psychotic
@@Malphas38th Silence of the Lambs, great movie just don’t eat anything with fava beans while watching. Also don’t watch the sequel, it sucks. The show is pretty good from what I’ve heard.
@@blaker1072 dawg come on, he has a name. And I know it, because I know ALL of the people with checkmarks commenting on every video possible, because they are all famous so you should know them too come on, dawg
I think it's an interesting note that even in his first message he is already trying to separate her from her friends, a common trait of an abuser, you also can see in the second call that he claims her friends told her not to call him back.
Exactly and you just KNOW he is a caveman using the old ideology that pretty woman live to be commanded and threatened.... thus the old "you MUST call me back in x amount of days or I'm Done"! 🤣🤣🤣 always surprises me when men keep that belief going. Woman don't want or "like" to be mistreated ! It's not a turn on (I'll speak for myself)
Also when be says that her friends are jealous of her, which implies that they’re already harboring negative feelings towards her (which is what the guy wants to make the woman think)
I feel like he's literally fishing for women who are born yesterday. "Listen here babe, I'm the best thing you'll ever see on earth and you're lucky to even be able to be in my presence. Now if you understand how lucky you are then go ahead and spread your legs, you have 10 seconds before you miss this once in a life time opportunity." He's probably just given up on any woman with a shred of common sense and only go for the most gullible women on the planet who actually believes he's the apex alpha male.
This guy making the videos reminds me of a south park episode where Randy couldn't stop being sarcastic to the point where it was second nature haha it's great on so many levels!
I think it’s a little bizarre how James is the one asking for Olga’s attention, but he’s making it seem like she needs him. It doesn’t surprise me that he was a pickup artist. Clearly, he knows the business.
I know, I can't tell if it's him thinking he's just being confident (because "CoNfIdEnCe Is KeY"), or if it's some sort of a manipulation/coercion tactic he's attempting to use, or if it's. Or all of the above. Edit: Maybe he can act totally normal in person, but on the phone-- away from the person visually and physically it's much more difficult to maintain. That's why I think there's strong delusion on top of it, which puts him at a weakness and is why he's so outward with his intentions and narcissistic mindset. _Or,_ this guy's just a plain old loonie, as he's also been to jail for hate speech, which to me is one too many strikes. Also, He looks as if Justin Trudeau and Voldemort birthed a creepy man.
@@milazinnia it's 100% a manipulation tactic. I'm not very good at explaining things or finding the correct words. He's trying to make her seem like he's a good choice of a man by talking about how he's a man with high standards and that she's a beautiful and elegant woman, and also that people are jealous that he's taken an "interest" to her since he's so high class. It makes her think "holy shit.. a man thinks I'm classy and elegant and he's rich and girls are all over him left and right! Woah!! I should go for it!" He's basically just trying to make it seem like it's HER choice going for him when in reality it's him swooning over her. Edit: wow I just realized this was basically what the original comment just said. Disregard everything I just said 😭😭
As a woman, nothing turns me on more than a strange man talking about how amazing he is and how lucky I am to meet him and how he never struggles to get girls and how its just a blessing to be in the same room as him. Really makes me feel special and valued for my time.
"I'm very intelligent" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I died of laughing "...and I'm very good in bed" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I resurrected just to die from laughing again
The crazy thing is there actual men and women that are like “what’s wrong with what he did?” Like if you alone this is another piece of evidence that there is someone for everyone lmao
The women that doesn’t see the creep factor in this, are probably the same ones that lust after serial killers. 😔 I swear I’ll never understand that…..
@@Mak2Grim He left a voicemail. Everybody knows that's so 2005. He probably came up to her in roller skates, gym shorts, a white tank top, and an unholy amount of sweat bands. Edit: Yes, this is a joke. You see, he's left very creepy voicemails, so me highlighting his worst quality being the use of voicemails is comedic (to me).
If he felt the need to leave to try to get away with this nonsense, then I reckon you're already doing just fine. It's people enabling and covering for creeps who need to apologize.
It’s the problem with desperate anti social men , desperation makes a man psychotic almost to the point where he will try anything to make things work his way & in the process they are so detached from reality that all hope is basically lost forever 💯
@@harivyas9550 Sorry but why does anti social make him bad? I'd think it would would make them better since he isn't approaching women all the time? Answer is probably obvious and i'm just an idiot but i'm stumped.
@@DevilJhoMama i don’t think they meant antisocial like shyness, shyness isn’t a bad trait (unless it bothers you i guess) The guy in the video is very antisocial, while still clearly looking for social contact. This is what wikipedia says if it helps lol “Anti-social behaviours are actions that harm or lack consideration for the well-being of others.[1] It has also been defined as any type of conduct that violates the basic rights of another person[2] and any behaviour that is considered to be disruptive to others in society.” I obviously don’t know how the commenter meant it bc i’m a different person but you’re not an idiot for misunderstanding something :)
It's the woman's expressions that crack me up, then sipping some red wine. I'd be drinking alcohol too if a creep were leaving messges. 🤣 Whomever this Olga is, I hope she's living in a happy and healthy relationship.
"Let the romance begin" sounds like something a serial killer would say when youre tied to his radiator in the basement
I've seen a few serial killer jokes in these comments but this one had me laughing. take my like.
Oh God
Insert Antony Hopkins: slurp slurp slurp
Well duh, that’s where the Grapist grapes you and your family for decades and decades and decades.
Reminds me of hannibal lecter netflix tv show lol
That guy has the classic serial killer vibe, and he’s constantly showing his insecurities by needing to affirm to himself how amazing he is. You can just hear the horny frustration in his voice.
Serial Killers have more charisma than people give them credit for. The biggest name serial killers were smooth talking and normal looking half of them were able to talk their way out of getting caught multiple times. You don't get close enough to strangle someone without having charisma if you come up talking like a total psychopath people are gonna walk the other way.
He would have to be able to lure his victims. Unfortunately for him he is not alluring
@@aethlred7380 Yeah, this guy sounds more like the type to commit one violent crime and then get caught immediately because he's an obvious suspect
@@R-eza he's the dude who during a police interview would spend the whole time trying to prove the victim deserved it instead of proving his innocence.
nah just a narcissist
“Elegant women are very rare Im greek”
I think that one cracked me up the most
The way he just goes into “Im greek”
I'm not Greek but I'm cringing on behalf of them. Way to crap on your own culture with such a display.
He actually reminds me of the Olympic Greek gods, well his narcissism does at least
IM GREEK 🥷
@@jashinsdisciple8512 Yeah the only thing that stops him from being a Greek god is magic and the fact that he didn't just immediately rape her
@@jashinsdisciple8512 greek god, greek god
This guy is turning 59 years old in a few days. Goddamn, I thought he was just another 30-something PUA creep but he was almost 50 in the original voicemail
UGH, holy fucking yuck
This was 10 years ago?! 😱😱😱
Same yikes how many women has he messed up who didn’t know better 😢
Dude is desperate
To be honest, he kinda looked like in his mid 30s during the picture reveal, (If he was really 50 during that time)
Must have been all the coochie deprevation for all these years.
LOL
"I get approached by 5-6 women per day."
Actuality: They are approaching him to ask him politely to put his pants back up and step out from behind the bush. He isn't fooling anyone.
It's actually the same woman it's his ex-wife trying to get him to sign the divorce papers
@@thecloneguyz the best comment ever lol
5-6 mothers threatening to call the police if he doesn't stop creeping on their little girls
@@thecloneguyz how did you get the idea he would even have a wife?
@@danielfoodistman6012 what
Honestly I’m surprised he didn’t start talking about a subreddit he moderates
Underrated comment.
R/humantrafficking is my guess
/r/politicalcompassmemes or /r/funny can’t tell which one has a more shit userbase
PFF-
r/eyeblech
Dimitri: "I'm completely single."
Olga: "Shocking!"
Lol
She's not Olga, she was just reporting Olga's voice messages :P
😂😂
I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “creepiest guy ever” and “this man will never get a date” and the thumbnail is just his face
I was trying to find this fucking comment
@@sephirovic1074 its on every one of these vids
I see this comment on every single video. U def a 🤖🤖
Well, you all know what he's talking about so what's the point?
@@ibrahimihsan2090it's literally just a hee hee moment ☠️
Hearing he's in jail is the single most reassuring feeling. There really is hope for our civilization.
Yeah, but for how long?
@@Kevin-tw8mx damn you republicans really have to bring up the 2020 elections in every comment section hu
@@tristanheaton2127 a man with a spongebob picture doesn’t speak for all republicans 😂
@@Andrew-ladada I'm talking about doctor Mike
Plus I know that I just always see republicans talk about things like Jesus in the most random comment sections
Hah, nah, there ain't
I know we couldn't Skype tonight but... Das alright. G'night girl, I'll see you tomorrow
Lmao
😘
@@hurtcobain3282 I like your name lmfao
Legendary
Too bad I can't pay electric bill
"Let the romance begin"
[BOSS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
LMAO
Bro is the Joker and Bane together, "Let's the Game Begin" is a phrase in The Dark Knight Rises😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣
7:43 this gives off "KITTEN, get on discord N O W! Daddy is getting ANGY"
EUGHHH I JUST DIED OF CRINGE I LITERALLY KNEW A GUY WHO SAID THAT UNIRONICALLY
@@Discombobulated_myopic_potato BAHAHAH OMG NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
"kitten, the feet pics, don't make me ask again"
Trade offer
You receive: Dimitri's "love"
He receives: Your organs
lmao
Let the romance... begin.
Underrated comment
@@Mc96P Watch this be the next Saw film plot….
dark af.
He was told that he'd have all the girls after him by his grandma one time and he took it to heart
His grandma only forgot to specify that the girls had to be alive
@@williampitt1537 what kinda zombie plot twist was that?
@@williampitt1537 BRUH I FCKIN CHOKED
@@Kevin-tw8mx Trump literally has Sexual harassment and R4pe allegations. I guarantee you the guy on the phone voted for Trump.
@@bendover7841 Lol absolutely, if he wasn't Canadian and managed to not be a felon, watch him be one of Trump's Twitter warriors lol
“The ball is in your court”
2 seconds later: *gets angry because she didn’t respond*
the "let the romance begin" line makes me wanna see a story about a supervillain whose only superpower is making people fall in love with other people yet somehow their plans for world domination or whatever have almost succeeded
Basically that one Rick and Morty episode where these alien dudes create a datibg app with Jerry
@@ekremomur3157Lollll yes
We do... its called Eric Cartman...
The part where he starts negging her for being "timid" is like actually scary. That dude is an abuser 100%.
@@flingonber oh my god
did you even watch the whole video
@@flingonber His Wikipedia page is wild. I can’t believe he’s Canadian and ran for office too. He’s a total train wreck.
@@DougWolfe oh hell nah
@Luke Seeman That whack ass haircut alone is scary. You don’t have to dig any deeper than that.
His voice just sounds horrifying… exactly what you’d think a creep would sound like.
Plus he sounds like a guy that could probably drive a white van
Sounds like a serial killer // the riddler
Yeah sounds like the serial killer that was on howard stern a little bit.
Kinda ben shapiro ish
Except the horny meter times ten.
"here is how it's gonna work" wow spoken like a true kidnapper asking for ransom...so romantic
Sounds like he's giving an ultimatum
It really does lol
especially with the "you have until 3 pm" thing
Charlie's heavy sarcasm is the only thing that made this tolerable.
that's always the case that's why i love him
Hes very elegant.
REPENT
@@chrisreems ha gay
Sarcasm?
“Creepiest guy ever” and just a thumbnail of charlie is the worst mind fuck i’ve ever experience
Charlie so lazy to create a thumbnail 😂
@@s9killerz
That’s why we love him.
what happned to the bots did i miss something
@@krig696 Let's not take this for granted. Let's enjoy the time without bots.
@@danielfoodistman6012 NOOO!!!! YOU DONT MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN HIM!!!! CHARLIE IS NOT GAY!!!
"He's in jail now". Well, well, well.... "Let the romance begin"
When Charlie talks about sponsors he genuinely sounds like he has descended from the heavens and teaches you about the bible.
e🤣
Kinda makes you want to taste that fuel
I tried one called Peach Rings. It was good, I'm glad I tried it.
Amazing how literally everything he says is a pre-meditated manipulation tactic yet he somehow didn't prepare it well enough to not be completely obvious.
It's basically a really creepy scam call
"All of your friends were jealous that I approached you instead of them... Even if they SAY they weren't, they were."
Pfffftttt... I wasn't there, but I know for a fact that they were relieved, actually.
@@Soleilune1995 Even if they were jealous, how is that a good thing? If they were real friends, you wouldn't want to make them feel jealous or left out or insignificant.
So true
I'm so proud, I got a bot to reply to my comment
This sounds like someone who's never had a girlfriend but has watched a ton of those alpha male videos on how to "get girls", like be confident, take initiative, give her a compliment or two but realize that YOU are the grand prize etc, and then just ran with it in the creepiest most awkward way possible.
Every iteration of that is the creepiest most awkward way possible lol
He should have bought a real PUA/dating course. He's failing the fundamentals of IVB. Investment, Value, and Believability. He's not bringing any real value to her, and the picture he is trying to paint of himself is not believable. She's also not investing in him in any real way, but rather sabatoging his reputation on the internet.
If he were just honest, even if who he is isn't what he would consider ideal, he would at least check the believability mark. When you are authentic in a world full of posers, you are bringing value.
@BananaShark Gaming you lost acne at 14/15?!
underrated comment
@BananaShark Gaming Glad to hear you're feeling better and taking care of yourself better. :) I'm just getting out of a rut myself and man it's hard to even brush my hair some days, makes me wanna shave it sometimes. lol
"creepiest guy ever"
puts himself on the thumbnail
“You’re lucky im making you an offer here” i hope i have the shittiest luck ever
"It sounds like he's about to pitch an NFT scam to her"
So fucking accurate.
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
I imagine him in a corporate office in a suit and tie all fancy and I can’t stop laughing
Well he has the same value as an NFT so...
@@danielfoodistman6012 No, you don't.
Dimitri/ james sears wasn’t lying when he was writing a movie script. Man is single handedly giving a joe goldburg monologue material for netflix to use for season 4 of You
Make a better joke
NO body watches that shitte
@@Jalapyno Are you dumb? You was extremely popular.
@@Jalapyno my boyfriend and I watch it, and OP’s comment is suuuper accurate 😂
It’s not a bad show, but it’s also not for everyone! No harm in having differing opinions on what makes something entertaining.
his name is just so gay with a capital G.
@@breetoldyouso yeah I usually love those psychological thrillers and stuff (Hannibal imo is amazing) but for whatever reason I couldn't take it seriously lol, still seemed like a really well done show tho
this is like watching someone say the the navy seal copypasta
the casual sips of wine and eye rolling was just so relatable
The problem with guys like him is that they seriously don’t think anything’s wrong with them… 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
What's wrong with him?
@PhantomsHyper bro its a joke
@@nathink7997 could of framed it more joke like but thats all right
@@nathink7997 What was the joke?
Blame PUA channels for this shit. That's precisely the message they sell: just have confidence bro and she will fall for you. That combined with mental illness and you got this poor dude.
The fact that he has to constantly reaffirm himself that he is “very intelligent” and is *”great in bed.”* should be the first red flag.
The classic Midwit / Egopath
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@@josh46464 yes
@@josh46464 Anyone know what he said? I can't see it!
the fact that he is should be the first red flag
Bro just threw in the most majestic ad ever made and thought we'd never notice.
Dear slim I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
This voice-mail was so creepy that I felt the need to lock my doors and close my curtains and I'm a dude. Guys like this are genuinely terrifying.
Guys who say women have it easy on the dating market havent taken into account that girls have to deal with creeps like this pretty much on the regular
Me too man
@@Edimonde Depends on the girl. A lot of my guy friends have had to deal with concerning women during their dating life pretty frequently, too.
I think there's just a shit ton of wack jobs out there.
@@Edimonde guys who say that haven’t talked to a single woman in a meaningful way or had even a close friendship with one
@@lawrencescales9864 huh, say what?
Pickup artists are the scariest people in the world. People like him are legit terrifying & I feel sorry for every women that has to deal with them
ridiculous statement.
@@nathand4500 no
@@nathand4500 "ridiculous statement." 🤓
Pick-up is getting slain by how laws work (regarding anything from "raep" to the divorce court) but there used to be some good pick-up artists I listened to. I mostly listened for theory but my friend who used to be a virgin then got laid *all the time*. I got from that but only a little.
There's bad PUA and good PUA. This guy is 1) doing something on a voicemail that he should be doing in real life 2) reading her the cues of PUA instead of using them, it's like he understands how some things work but instead of practicing them, he reads the bullet points. There's a difference between showing your value and talking about your value
@@ghostoftheeinzberncastle nope it’s all bad lmao
*_" You're IQ is atleast 5 figures "_* I'm crying
my phycology teacher played this to us to show examples of narcissism
"let the romance begin"
sounds like a villain that trapped the protagonist and is introducing his great evil work by clapping to turn on the lights to show it.
copy
@@Louis_Gamer1994 No.
@@Louis_Gamer1994 reverse ratio.
it sounds like something the villain says after kidnapping the protagonist to a dangerous maze.
If I was the protagonist and _that_ is what the villain’s plan was, I’d be more terrified than if he said “let the battle begin”
we actually listened to these voice messages in my ap psychology class as we were going over mental disorders (narcissistic personality disorder in this case)💀💀
i wish i was in your class wherever that was 💀💀
Sounds like a very fun class!!!!
Hilarious!
PLSSS
LMAO
This is the best representation of "You're not that guy pal"
There is nothing like completing rdr2 challenges and listening to you keep it up man
There's a guy I know who's like this. He claimed he had a romantic germanic aura that drew women to him. He also said he was having a secret relationship with a girl and when I asked her she said, and I quote, "ew, no."
Wouldn’t be secret if she told you
@@sebastianbaggett2537 he started off saying they were a thing but when I told him to talk to her he said that he couldn't because her friends didn't like him. he was like super creepy about it too. Talked about how he's seen her naked and shit even though they never showed any inkling of being friends let alone in a relationship.
Watch him closely please.
A criminal in the makin
So secret even she doesn't know it.... 😑
He took the advice of “just be confident” to the absolute maximum level lolol
PUA channels combined with mental illness doesn't have good results. The socially inept guys trying to perform it usually come off as sad or in cases like this, aggressive and insane. (Which is either ASPD or narcissism I imagine)
@@justmonika2345 exactly, they don't have situational or emotional awareness. A tip is like establish you are high value. You can do this by demonstrating how kind you are. The type of job you do. Your hobbies. You don't just go and show off the entire time, you let people find out over time naturally. However, having no social skills and reading from a textbook it ends up with the person just showing off. You see how these socially inept guys read these tips online and completely misunderstand them
@@MrAyuub22 just say you have zero redeeming qualities or conversational skills and wham, instant date
He literally became Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
You mean "just be arrogant"
Just discovered your channel. Your metaphors are hilarious
Lol sounds like a creepy job interview, he was practically giving a relationship based job description on how to love him and how you should be around him
Please continue with Dimitri's story, I can't believe such a catch exists out there. I'm ready to leave my boyfriend to date such a charismatic, intelligent and gorgeous man. That long, probably greasy and smelly hair, that... handsome face and not at all insecure personality is truly what I love in a partner lol
Nah, I cut it.
Dimitri 😍
Sure, Dimitri's real name is James Sears and he's a real creep.
@@reyalfa18 I'm sure he aged like a fine wine
@Safwaan Of course! He is a walking red flag and red is the color of love, after all! Lmao
If you dub yourself as “a high value man” or a “complete catch” you most certainly are not.
that doesn't really work that way wrong use of that template
@@d34d48 what template?
@@TeamKillerCody If you call yourself (insert random thing) you're not a (the same random thing)
@@PrionicProteins I mean you can be PHYSICALLY Sexy and know it but if you're self absorbed enough to constantly have to affirm just how hot you are then you're probably ugly on the inside. When choosing someone romantically, you are choosing someone you want to spend majority of your time with, and people ugly on the inside are the worst people to be around regardless of what they look like. Sir "Dmitiri" is the best example
@@d34d48 ? is it some kind of meme or something? lmao he was just making a comment into his own words not following some template of a comment
I do remember this from 10 years ago, wow lmao forgot about this classic.
I just discovered your channel and love your take on the clips. Truly hilarious. Seriously well done.
I love how he's accusing her of "playing games" like "on tv" as if he isn't just repeating verbatim what he heard on some podcast to manipulate her
This was like 8-12 years ago. He's a pioneer to the "alpha" male grindset
@@Kevin-tw8mx What about Putin and Angela Merkel? How do they tie into this video?
@@Kevin-tw8mx found the trump bot
@@chronictimewasterdisease I'm reading the comments while watching and this accounts doing it on multiple comments lol
@@MrcreeperDXD777 I'd assume it's quite a lot older than that though.
This man is in jail now? Aww, and here I was thinking he was such a warm and giving gentleman. The kind of gentleman who would stuff you into his basement well and force you to apply lotion to your skin.
@ShroomTube movie. Haven't see that shit in a loong time, "It puts the lotion on the skins before it gets the hose again" i think it goes lmaoo fucking Psychotic
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@ShroomTube reference to The Silence of the Lambs.
@@Malphas38th You serious bro?
@@Malphas38th Silence of the Lambs, great movie just don’t eat anything with fava beans while watching. Also don’t watch the sequel, it sucks. The show is pretty good from what I’ve heard.
Alot of feeling in that song
When I saw his picture first thing that popped into my head was "Oh hi Mark."
Calling him the Joker is a compliment he doesn't deserve.
@@Thirtle probably.
BASED
Well I assumed Charlie was talking Jared Leto Joker so I think it fits.
@@Ryw316 Dark knight trilogy
Its like the joker decided to cosplay as patrick bateman
“Approached by 6-7 women a day” he left out the part where the women were police officers trying to arrest him
Reading messages from guys like this is already scary, but hearing them actually talk like this and say these words out loud is TERRIFYING.
Oh myyyyy thats exactly what i thought he looked like
Whomever Olga is, I hope she's doing good and doesn't have to deal with this bozo ever again.
I hope Olga met a legitimately nice guy. Not the trademarked type.
@@sloshed-rat She's with a discord mod who's also an admin now.
guy talks like brian griffin trying to pick up a hot white chick
@@fumpus3714 source: trust me bro
I'm confident she didn't give him her real name lol
As a man who is also Greek, anytime I hear someone say “I’m Greek” as a defining character, I simply think Karagiozis. in other words, a clown.
Am greek = am socrates embodiment
I'm ashamed that people like this are Greeks and say it like it means something.
Μιτσοτακης είναι για τον πεόντα
This one is NOT Greek though...his name is James and was just using it as a pick-up line.
@@jacquelineess1141 lol
@@jacquelineess1141 his real name is dimitrios safaropoulos
I bursted out in tears on the thumbnail 😭
LOL. I love your sarcasm.
If I got a call like that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing!
As a Greek, we do not claim him and humbly pass him off to the Turks.
Nah nah don’t even bother with the Turks just send it to the Russian drunk guy on the road.
I think they took it
weak sperm moment
I didnt know greeks also make this joke about us. This made me so happy lol
@@cansayn7994 oh yeah, Greeks and Turks are kind of like rivalling siblings. we share a lot of culture (because of invasions on both parts)
The creepiest guy on the internet is literally tied between every discord/reddit mod
@redxpen appreciate it :)
Also 4chan regulars
And twitch users
I’m not a Reddit mod but I’m a redditor
I feel like reddit mods are just sad human beings who live through reddit. Discord mods are legit pedos and are downright degenerates
I have never seen a better commercial than that divine peach g-fuel, thank you for that work of art
Yessir my boy that gfuel flavor sounds BUSSIN nice work my boy
_"it's not a restraining order, it's long distance relationship"_
Dimitri the Lover, 2011
😆 bucks
rizztraining order
I was saying throught this "this guy isn't real, he's just a friend doing a bit" the reveal makes about as much sense.
Holy shit it’s Peterscraps from the team based first person shooter Team Fortress 2!!1!1! 😳
@@Banana_BOI1 here before Mr verified gets 1000k likes
@@blaker1072 dawg come on, he has a name. And I know it, because I know ALL of the people with checkmarks commenting on every video possible, because they are all famous so you should know them too come on, dawg
@@kevindube7096 that's why they get liked, even if their comment is unoriginal or stolen
Where the fuck have you been mate
this guy is so amazing, his charm pulls anyone in a 50 mile radius towards him.
The part that sticks with me when a dude says something like that it’s a confirmation that they have never been faithful in their entire lives.
I think it's an interesting note that even in his first message he is already trying to separate her from her friends, a common trait of an abuser, you also can see in the second call that he claims her friends told her not to call him back.
Wow yeah, I didn't even clock that. Some people really are just straight up predatory.
Could catch! And also just a good bit of advice for people to be aware of
Exactly and you just KNOW he is a caveman using the old ideology that pretty woman live to be commanded and threatened.... thus the old "you MUST call me back in x amount of days or I'm Done"! 🤣🤣🤣 always surprises me when men keep that belief going. Woman don't want or "like" to be mistreated ! It's not a turn on (I'll speak for myself)
Good catch. I missed it.
Also when be says that her friends are jealous of her, which implies that they’re already harboring negative feelings towards her (which is what the guy wants to make the woman think)
I feel like he's literally fishing for women who are born yesterday. "Listen here babe, I'm the best thing you'll ever see on earth and you're lucky to even be able to be in my presence. Now if you understand how lucky you are then go ahead and spread your legs, you have 10 seconds before you miss this once in a life time opportunity."
He's probably just given up on any woman with a shred of common sense and only go for the most gullible women on the planet who actually believes he's the apex alpha male.
@UCEFhJRZpP7-2yXB8tGgRn2g Honestly shut up 🤗
I bet he's moderator of discord, and reddit, I won't be surprised if he's actually one because the guy does look like he is one
@Heather Ya joined 5 days ago and no subs. Nice.
Go away leach
Yooo, OmniPie, whats good?!
Anyone who leaves voicemails in general are not to be trusted.
This guy making the videos reminds me of a south park episode where Randy couldn't stop being sarcastic to the point where it was second nature haha it's great on so many levels!
"Elegant women are very rare, I'm greek" the way he said it so randomly reminded me of "Who are you, I am from ancient greece" meme
Literally everything this dude says is a massive red flag. There's so many red flags you could make Jupiter the new red planet.
Lmaoooo 😂
You could make a red carpet out of his psyche.
@@vgaportauthority9932 one that stretches around the entire fuckin world lmao
Jupiter is already redish but more importantly its gaseous so you can't pitch flags on it
@@Victor-ji1rz 😳
“Oh hi mark” 😂 these guys.
i was holding back laughter the entire time, and it's geometry class (i'm finished with it) so i have to be quiet to let others work, it's difficult
I think it’s a little bizarre how James is the one asking for Olga’s attention, but he’s making it seem like she needs him. It doesn’t surprise me that he was a pickup artist. Clearly, he knows the business.
I know, I can't tell if it's him thinking he's just being confident (because "CoNfIdEnCe Is KeY"), or if it's some sort of a manipulation/coercion tactic he's attempting to use, or if it's. Or all of the above.
Edit: Maybe he can act totally normal in person, but on the phone-- away from the person visually and physically it's much more difficult to maintain. That's why I think there's strong delusion on top of it, which puts him at a weakness and is why he's so outward with his intentions and narcissistic mindset. _Or,_ this guy's just a plain old loonie, as he's also been to jail for hate speech, which to me is one too many strikes. Also, He looks as if Justin Trudeau and Voldemort birthed a creepy man.
they always do 🥴
@@milazinnia definitely delusional as all hell.
@@milazinnia it's 100% a manipulation tactic. I'm not very good at explaining things or finding the correct words. He's trying to make her seem like he's a good choice of a man by talking about how he's a man with high standards and that she's a beautiful and elegant woman, and also that people are jealous that he's taken an "interest" to her since he's so high class. It makes her think "holy shit.. a man thinks I'm classy and elegant and he's rich and girls are all over him left and right! Woah!! I should go for it!"
He's basically just trying to make it seem like it's HER choice going for him when in reality it's him swooning over her.
Edit: wow I just realized this was basically what the original comment just said. Disregard everything I just said 😭😭
@@gink_ie no, no...you've got a point
As a woman, nothing turns me on more than a strange man talking about how amazing he is and how lucky I am to meet him and how he never struggles to get girls and how its just a blessing to be in the same room as him. Really makes me feel special and valued for my time.
@Nonaya Bidness obviously you have to be high value if he's trying to talk to you duh
Lmaoooo
Truly I am the awesomest
HigH vaLuE wOmeN
Makes me feel like a truly elegant woman.
I don't understand how guys like this have more confidence than I do.
Dude you’re HILARIOUS! I remember the many times me and my girlfriends would swap vm’s and CRACK UP! I don’t miss those days one bit!
"I'm very intelligent"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I died of laughing
"...and I'm very good in bed"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I resurrected just to die from laughing again
cringe
@@OliverFlinn Hello cringe. How are you?
Underrated comment
5 figure IQ
The weirdo makes it sound like a Lou Bloom at a job interview!
The crazy thing is there actual men and women that are like “what’s wrong with what he did?” Like if you alone this is another piece of evidence that there is someone for everyone lmao
Ur not wrong
It’s what he said not what he did but I get the point
The women that doesn’t see the creep factor in this, are probably the same ones that lust after serial killers. 😔 I swear I’ll never understand that…..
what’s wrong with what he did?
@@Mak2Grim He left a voicemail. Everybody knows that's so 2005. He probably came up to her in roller skates, gym shorts, a white tank top, and an unholy amount of sweat bands.
Edit: Yes, this is a joke. You see, he's left very creepy voicemails, so me highlighting his worst quality being the use of voicemails is comedic (to me).
Wow…Dimitri would’ve gotten BLOCKED after that FIRST message!!! 😂 😂😂
Your commentary finishes me, and I’m surprised that understand all your analogies and I’m all the way in Africa and probably 10 years younger than you
if "Dimitri" is actually greek, i would like to apologize on behalf of my country for the existance of this guy. we will strive to do better
such a dumb comment, no one is responsible for someone else's behaviour..
If he felt the need to leave to try to get away with this nonsense, then I reckon you're already doing just fine. It's people enabling and covering for creeps who need to apologize.
@@SK-wy9gl its a joke goddamn
@@SK-wy9gl it's... a joke, my guy
@@SK-wy9gl guess youre fun at parties
He sounds like he is the CEO of a dying corporation and is trying to merge with a much larger corporation.
Hmmm interesting
This is so specific but spot on LMAOO
I mean his last name is Sears so you might be onto something.
@@amberlytownsend2856 zing!
that ad was so smooth
1:19 I was drinking coco man... WHYYYY
I've always had friends who complain that they can't find nice girls, but sometimes you have to wonder if your friend was this guy
It’s the problem with desperate anti social men , desperation makes a man psychotic almost to the point where he will try anything to make things work his way & in the process they are so detached from reality that all hope is basically lost forever 💯
@@harivyas9550 not just men but it's crazy what desperation can do
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@@harivyas9550 Sorry but why does anti social make him bad? I'd think it would would make them better since he isn't approaching women all the time? Answer is probably obvious and i'm just an idiot but i'm stumped.
@@DevilJhoMama i don’t think they meant antisocial like shyness, shyness isn’t a bad trait (unless it bothers you i guess)
The guy in the video is very antisocial, while still clearly looking for social contact. This is what wikipedia says if it helps lol “Anti-social behaviours are actions that harm or lack consideration for the well-being of others.[1] It has also been defined as any type of conduct that violates the basic rights of another person[2] and any behaviour that is considered to be disruptive to others in society.”
I obviously don’t know how the commenter meant it bc i’m a different person but you’re not an idiot for misunderstanding something :)
The balls on this alpha to approach love with "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" energy. Incredible.
Next thing you know, she has a horse head in her bed
@@PatrickWDunne Johnny Fontaine will not be in that movie!
@@PatrickWDunne HAHAHAHAHAH
This man is the answer to feminism
I think this was faked, nobody is like that
The bed on the floor got me dead 😂
GREAT CHANNEL! We need a link to the pig carcass guy now
It's the woman's expressions that crack me up, then sipping some red wine. I'd be drinking alcohol too if a creep were leaving messges. 🤣 Whomever this Olga is, I hope she's living in a happy and healthy relationship.
yeah me too
Or she is single and happy about that too.
Right? She was trying so hard not to laugh at points.
Clearly this guy was a chad. The cops must've arrested him for stealing their wives.
Dimitri doesn't steal wives. He saves them.
kleptomaniac dmitri
Joe Biden is way creepier. This is why trump should've won.
@@Kevin-tw8mx what?
@@Kevin-tw8mx isn’t trump a pedo?
3:24 this was the most soothing advertisement anyone as ever done
I love her expressions.